Self-Assembly Iron-Vehicle Review | Ashens

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @zachmiller9175
    @zachmiller9175 9 лет назад +114

    my grandpa gave me a big metal box full of meccano pieces from the 50s when i was a kid, thousands of hours of fun while dodging tetanus

    • @phils4634
      @phils4634 8 лет назад +9

      Meccano got me interested in Engineering, so what was marketed as an "Educational toy" provided a very interesting (and comfortably lucrative) career choice . . . . . .

    • @franksmith7271
      @franksmith7271 5 лет назад +9

      Who's Tet, and whys he trying to attack you with his anus?

  • @LordArikado
    @LordArikado 10 лет назад +64

    6:35
    Ashens did not take care to make sure that finger, hair or cloth did not get trapped in the paoduct.

    • @dbfi01
      @dbfi01 10 лет назад +11

      In his defense, it DID say 0-8 on the back, so he should have been supervised...

  • @trunksrocks1
    @trunksrocks1 8 лет назад +52

    "Accidental Hurts" is the best Engrish EVER

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 6 лет назад +5

      Isn't he related to John Hurts?

  • @ArinJager1
    @ArinJager1 10 лет назад +117

    false advertising, it didn't assemble itself

    • @peacelordofautism3996
      @peacelordofautism3996 10 лет назад +1

      You assemble it yourself.. holyshit you are stupid :p

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 10 лет назад +9

      StupidLlamaGaming duno who's stupid here, but I'd bet it's you, because you obviously know shit'bout jokes, do you? ohwell *facepalm*

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 10 лет назад +1

      StupidLlamaGaming And the award for stupid goes to...

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 10 лет назад +1

      "StupidLlama... I'm a Noob-Gamer. Don't subscribe, if you hate NOOBS!" oooooooh! OK!

    • @DeeJaySNRG
      @DeeJaySNRG 10 лет назад

      It should say self assembling fuckwit

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 11 лет назад +3

    I will never get tired of listening to Ashens reading out Engrish. Hilarious stuff.

  • @TheReviewSpot
    @TheReviewSpot 12 лет назад +5

    Always enjoy these videos, one of my favourite channels to check out!

  • @smeckaldorf
    @smeckaldorf 12 лет назад +2

    Whats funny is *steel tech* was a real line of toys in the early 90s. I had gotten one as a kid and it was cool, came in a tool suit case looking thing with a battery powered screw driver, and a lift to put your builds on (ahhh the memory's)

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 8 лет назад +8

    All kneel before the ultra-rare 'nought-to-eight' Sad Onion!

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH 9 лет назад +38

    In GLORIOUS AMERICA they're called "Erector".

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 9 лет назад +6

      HinataChan30 Giggitty

    • @MrE10000g
      @MrE10000g 9 лет назад

      +Locke Silvrel They are not. They were called "Iron Constructor" here, and are called like that to this very day.

    • @MrE10000g
      @MrE10000g 9 лет назад +1

      ***** It's a lame google translate joke.

  • @karmakastiitarrikaari3499
    @karmakastiitarrikaari3499 10 лет назад +39

    MY BOBY IS READY

    • @xXOmegaXxPlays
      @xXOmegaXxPlays 9 лет назад

      Hayden Powell THE INTERNET TROLL!!!!!!!

  • @gunfuego
    @gunfuego 8 лет назад +4

    I wish my dollar store had these, I love model kits even if I'm an adult 😎

  • @Kamifox1
    @Kamifox1 8 лет назад +4

    Oh God.I laughed so much at the text on the box I spewed snot and spit and tears and was rendered temporarily blind while also in literal blinding pain.

  • @SamnissArandeen
    @SamnissArandeen 9 лет назад +65

    I remember having Meccano as a kid, except in America we called it Erector. Insert penis joke here.

    • @TheAussieStig30
      @TheAussieStig30 8 лет назад +5

      That's what she said.

    • @johnbell3036
      @johnbell3036 8 лет назад +3

      -puts on a Quagmire mask- Heh, heh, Awlright...

    • @KBean-y7n
      @KBean-y7n 8 лет назад

      Yess someone knows, Erector sets were so much fun ; ;

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 8 лет назад +6

      Kneel before the might of Erector.

    • @cole8740
      @cole8740 7 лет назад

      Samniss Arandeen in Canada it's called mechano

  • @OhFishyFish
    @OhFishyFish 13 лет назад +2

    I've got a Land Rover from this series, took me whole afternoon to put it together and I still have few bits left. Brilliant! :)

  • @MOstoya
    @MOstoya 10 лет назад +8

    My favorite 80s song is Safaty Dance

  • @Battledongus
    @Battledongus 8 лет назад +11

    Good old autofocus its almost a meme in itself.

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 3 года назад +1

      It always was a channel was a meme.

  • @kemi242
    @kemi242 10 лет назад +19

    Thank uou for choosing our uild it youself paoduct.

  • @DOSRetroGamer
    @DOSRetroGamer 7 лет назад +5

    "I hope we see the lesser known 0-8 sad onion" This lucky man still has some dreams!

  • @WinVisten
    @WinVisten 8 лет назад +55

    "Experience the joy of participate in youself"? You mean masturbation?

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 8 лет назад +6

      Well, you do it by hand, so, yeah...

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 7 лет назад +1

      I thought the same thing! XD I'm surprised ashens didn't mention that!

    • @Big_Loo
      @Big_Loo 5 лет назад +2

      You make baby Jesus cry!

  • @ChristopherHorton
    @ChristopherHorton 13 лет назад +1

    I'm sure somebody already mentioned this down below, but that looks similar to an Erector set.
    ...actually, I just looked on Wikipedia and it turns out that is the US brand name for Meccano. I learned something new today.

  • @Boogie_the_cat
    @Boogie_the_cat Год назад +1

    Here in America, those were called "erector sets".
    And with a name like that, they sold as well as you'd expect.
    "Hey Billy, you wanna go to the movies Friday?"
    "Nah, I'm gonna play with my erector set"
    *Cue massive laughter and pointing of fingers*

  • @BedrockNBack
    @BedrockNBack 11 лет назад +1

    He's the perfect person for reviews on things like these!

  • @FlutterBug
    @FlutterBug 9 лет назад +5

    I had Mechano when I was younger! ...I just got frustrated with it because it was too difficult to put together, though x3

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 3 года назад +1

      Seeing comments like this is a time capsule, back when people used "x3" unironically.
      Funny how that trend has returned with the discord femboys.

    • @yoymate6316
      @yoymate6316 2 года назад +2

      @@Prodawg it never fell out of favour in some furry circles though

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 2 года назад +1

      @@yoymate6316 true

  • @millerh4500
    @millerh4500 8 лет назад +3

    5:24 "This will be about as much fun as something that's no fun at at all"

  • @adafrost6276
    @adafrost6276 10 лет назад +36

    Too bad the wheels don't work. Too many kids these days have no idea what the fuck to do with a wrench, it's sad. There should be a mandatory class similar to shop, but you just learn how to fix broken shit so we don't just throw stuff, and by association our money; resources; and environment, away.

    • @wasterdnb
      @wasterdnb 10 лет назад

      couldnt agree more!! :)

    • @PostNukeProductions
      @PostNukeProductions 10 лет назад

      We have an Auto Tech class at my school where they teach you how to fix cars. Does that count?

    • @TheLastPhoen1x
      @TheLastPhoen1x 10 лет назад

      "Similar to shop"
      you have shopping classes?

    • @adafrost6276
      @adafrost6276 10 лет назад +3

      Shop is the common US name for classes that involve wood or metal working.

    • @Knuxfan24
      @Knuxfan24 10 лет назад +1

      "Too many kids these days have no idea what the fuck to do with a wrench"
      *raises imaginary Sunglasses*
      Really... Oh god...

  • @idiotsimulator8055
    @idiotsimulator8055 5 лет назад +3

    A 0-8 SAD ONION?! BAH! IT WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN ME!

  • @richardmillhousenixon
    @richardmillhousenixon 9 лет назад +9

    In the US it's known as an Erector's Set...

    • @Caarnji
      @Caarnji 9 лет назад +15

      +TheIronNinja The danger of swallowing must have whole other implications with those. lol

  • @DJEylisium
    @DJEylisium 10 лет назад +2

    The...."OuUU've" bit made me me laugh more than i should of XD Also...the "get to work and have fun...OooUUUuww" XD

  • @Comptekhs
    @Comptekhs 13 лет назад

    I had some Steel Tec sets when I was a kid Hills Department Store used to sell them when it was in business.

  • @BaconSquishy
    @BaconSquishy 13 лет назад

    The engrish on these packages is always awesome

  • @triangularprizm
    @triangularprizm 13 лет назад

    Experience delight of participate in youself - This just made my week.

  • @ronen_khazin
    @ronen_khazin 12 лет назад

    I've got one of these. The best part is the screwdriver. Nice, small and useful.

  • @MEGURMAN
    @MEGURMAN 9 лет назад

    This was the most hilarious video I've ever seen ashens do

  • @suestar0613
    @suestar0613 11 лет назад

    The pigeon english just makes my day......so funny. Well done sir. Thanks!

  • @mlwy45
    @mlwy45 9 лет назад +2

    I had 8 or 9 sets of these things. Each with different shaped parts...didnt build any of the sets, just build things like a remote caddy, a cellphone holder, and stuff for everyday life

  • @Lego3400
    @Lego3400 5 лет назад +1

    the warning on the bottom says ComponenRs. Surpised he didn't catch that.

  • @glifosfato
    @glifosfato 13 лет назад

    This was one of your best reviews, too bad it's so short

  • @olivercopleston
    @olivercopleston 13 лет назад

    I recommend the Panasonic Lumix G or GF or GH seriese as i have a Lumix G2 and it is absolutly wonderful for video, and also you could invest in a mounted microphone as well which is compatable with the said ALR's. sorry for my typo's and multiple posts; touch-typing on an iPad is dire.

  • @Big_Loo
    @Big_Loo 5 лет назад +2

    Last time I experienced the delight of participating in myself, my mom walked in a d told me I was making baby Jesus cry.

  • @OverseerXIII
    @OverseerXIII 12 лет назад +1

    Assembled parts manual, rig it oneself! Construct fantastic models with your assembling kit! bing! :D

  • @lostGash
    @lostGash 12 лет назад

    After watching numerous Ashens videos, I now say "hello" with the Ashens logo at the beginning. Does anyone else?

  • @Gm4n4t0r27
    @Gm4n4t0r27 10 лет назад +1

    6:32 Best car noise ever.

  • @KhReKK09
    @KhReKK09 11 лет назад

    In my country, Mecano was actually called Erector (giggle). Not sure if it was a whole different brand or just a rename.

  • @MrBlue19247
    @MrBlue19247 13 лет назад

    THANK YOU! I was running out of things to watch, I even came across the Weird section of RUclips.

  • @singingsunflower9000
    @singingsunflower9000 13 лет назад

    "Never put into the mouth to avoid" cracks me up so bad

  • @DeuteriumtheSentientMattress
    @DeuteriumtheSentientMattress 13 лет назад

    @GiantGenesse Yes, Whatever happened to that caterpillar who sang obscure beatles songs? I remember he sang "Being for the benefit of Mr. Kite!"

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom 12 лет назад

    Ah, the rare Naught-to-Eight Sad Onion. Such magnificent creatures.

  • @LaatiMafia
    @LaatiMafia 8 лет назад +1

    My name is Johnny. I am 23-year-old.
    I would have loved this 13 years ago :(

  • @David315842
    @David315842 13 лет назад

    Ending the video on a blurred image and when you're about to kill your camera....that's really scary! :D BTW, there were a series of construction toys called Steel-Tech, I remember seeing ads for them (one I have on video I believe), they were sold during 1995-1996.

  • @MrGallade475
    @MrGallade475 10 лет назад +20

    poor boby

  • @Geraffel
    @Geraffel 8 лет назад +9

    That Cat Steven's reference xD I guess 99% of viewers didn't get it

    • @Spazzsticks
      @Spazzsticks 8 лет назад

      #yusufislam

    • @vissenekku
      @vissenekku 8 лет назад +6

      He literally says Cat Stevens. You might underestimate his viewers

  • @Zapp3012
    @Zapp3012 11 лет назад

    The thumnail for this video looks like Ashens is reviewing a Tech Deck!

  • @aftermarkgaming
    @aftermarkgaming 13 лет назад

    The US brand for these is "Erector Sets" because we like our construction toys with a bit of innuendo.

  • @Kenjis9965
    @Kenjis9965 13 лет назад

    there was a construction toy in the US called Steel-Tec if i am remembering right, very similar to Erector/Meccano, wonder if thats why they say that

  • @scoman91
    @scoman91 11 лет назад

    Mechano sounds like the metal version of an Erector Set. Not sure which one was the original version, but since the Erector Set was plastic I will assume it came second.

  • @PatatoLordvideos
    @PatatoLordvideos 12 лет назад

    When I was little I got an erector set that made a sailboat. Since it was made of metal and couldn't float, which negates the whole point of a toy boat, I took it apart and made it into a sword. After a week of playing with the sword, one day I was hitting it against a tree pretending I was fighting an evil knight or something and the metal that made the blade got bent. I bent it back and it broke off down the middle making an actual sharp blade. That is when things got interesting.

  • @JB_inks
    @JB_inks 13 лет назад

    The writing on the back was interesting...each line began with a capital letter suggesting they'd written it in Word and had pressed enter each time.

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 11 лет назад

    Participating in oneself is always good fun.

  • @GriffinKoesnadi
    @GriffinKoesnadi 12 лет назад

    That back thing is to keep it of the side of the tracks, which is not included.

  • @crunchytoast4993
    @crunchytoast4993 8 лет назад

    never change man, never change

  • @Hendlton
    @Hendlton 9 лет назад +4

    Who wrote the things on the box?Someone in China who has been in England/America/Other English speaking place once or twice and then went on to make this thing?

    • @Pythnn
      @Pythnn 9 лет назад +6

      Google translate vomited on a paper, then twats farted it onto the box

    • @dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368
      @dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368 9 лет назад

      Holy, that sounds like how The ShitBoxOne was made!

  • @keithealy
    @keithealy 13 лет назад

    by god this new channel got partnership fast

  • @colosalblack
    @colosalblack 13 лет назад +1

    Mother:*knock* knock* *knock* "what's going on in there, son?"
    Son: "I'm participating with meself, go away."

  • @Justinestabrook
    @Justinestabrook 7 лет назад

    Oh fuck. Watching this in half speed is fucking hilarious!!! I am going to try it with more Ashens videos.

    • @archerj2010
      @archerj2010 5 лет назад

      "8 +....ooooohhhhh…...iiiisssss verrrrrrryyyyy hhhiiiiiiiggghhhhhh………" LMAO

  • @legoman5118
    @legoman5118 10 лет назад +3

    No, not if little Johnny likes it, but if little Boby likes it!

  • @avrilloosing
    @avrilloosing 12 лет назад

    I have one of these (the car) but it's a bit differently colored and the package is different.

  • @Blenanas
    @Blenanas 11 лет назад

    when he said "uou ve" i couldn't stop laughing for approximately a full 60 minutes

  • @VulpisFoxfire
    @VulpisFoxfire 12 лет назад

    Ah, the competitor to the disturbingly named 'Erector' series of building kits. :-)

  • @MattisProbably
    @MattisProbably 13 лет назад

    jeez, what did your camera try to focus on? a microbe on the lense? :O
    anywho, i think id have some fun with this. not by playing with it but just by building it :P it has quite a lot of parts and it doesnt look THAT bad. and when it sits on my shelf it also doesnt need working wheels :P

  • @thedinomaster
    @thedinomaster 13 лет назад

    Aw yeah, something I've always been looking fo- ARGH THE SHARDS HAVE PIERCED MY FLESH, MOTHER.

  • @DialgoPrima
    @DialgoPrima 9 лет назад

    I'm looking at the misspelled "kit" contemplating the "j" key in between "h" and "k". Not saying it's not possible, it's just unusual to miss by 2 keys.

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot8177 7 лет назад +2

    come now, you couldn't expect a product like that to work. itd be too good to be true.

  • @MagnaCarta80
    @MagnaCarta80 9 лет назад +1

    In the states they are called "erector sets"

  • @LongDriveChamp03
    @LongDriveChamp03 13 лет назад

    The Erector Set is BAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

  • @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386
    @nostalgiakarlk.f.7386 9 лет назад +4

    Is everything called meccano in the UK???

    • @emilysiddon4300
      @emilysiddon4300 8 лет назад +2

      no we have pasties

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 8 лет назад +5

      Yes, everything except everything that isn't Meccano.

    • @user-yo2lt8ch7v
      @user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 лет назад

      NostalgiaKarl K.F. Everything except for PG Tips

    • @subg9165
      @subg9165 6 лет назад +1

      everything except mecanno which we call bdhqqsbnvkwosjjwwdhfmwj1jsuuiqq,sh

  • @P4INKiller
    @P4INKiller 13 лет назад

    If you're looking for a panasonic, you should get a lumix GH2.
    Currently, it's the best DSLR, quality wise.
    Well, technically it's not a DSLR.

  • @Broommaster2000
    @Broommaster2000 13 лет назад

    Dear Mr. Ashens. If it weren't for Meccano, there wouldn't be a British Empire.

  • @Jigewot
    @Jigewot 12 лет назад

    The Swedish one says: "Not suitable for children 8 years due to Small parts."
    They didn't bother to make proper åäö's, they forgot one word and the S in "Sma" should be lower case, but I'm still rather impressed! A lot better than expected anyway.

  • @KBean-y7n
    @KBean-y7n 8 лет назад +1

    These were great~

  • @markplott4820
    @markplott4820 8 лет назад +4

    I expierenced delight of participating myself since I was 8.

  • @sammydemon666
    @sammydemon666 13 лет назад

    @citizenhal I can assure you that Panasonic do not make any Single Lens Reflex cameras. Yes, they are interchangable lens, but they are NOT SLR.

  • @KenjiYoza
    @KenjiYoza 13 лет назад

    the binding of issac made a sad onion reference

  • @Craydon
    @Craydon 13 лет назад

    We had Erector sets. Well they did, I was poor so I could only get one toy. Always opted for transformers.

  • @gashins9156
    @gashins9156 8 лет назад +6

    at my house, we have plastic Meccano.

  • @kjw21411
    @kjw21411 13 лет назад

    The boxes are better the the product, just for the entertainment of the hilarious misspellings! xD

  • @achemachew
    @achemachew 13 лет назад

    I remember clear as a bell when I was 96 months!

  • @Snotnarok
    @Snotnarok 13 лет назад

    I was worried Ashen might swallow tiny parts. Thank china for the sad onion!

  • @BoyGeorgiaX
    @BoyGeorgiaX 13 лет назад

    Good doctor, the video game "The Binding of Isaac" features a power up called the sad onion that looks just like the warning icon. I didn't know if you were aware of that.

  • @GwresYnKernow
    @GwresYnKernow 13 лет назад

    Did anyone notice that vital, ever-present part of Meccano kits? The three screws left over when you've finished? :D

  • @capam15
    @capam15 11 лет назад +2

    accidental hurts are worst hurts

  • @MarcZERO1980
    @MarcZERO1980 13 лет назад

    I'm glad he's reading it out.I can't read, and didn't understand the humor in poor english till he pointed it out.

  • @MemekingJag
    @MemekingJag 13 лет назад

    FINALLY! Something other than MW3 and Skyrim so I don't have to avoid youtube!

  • @hdtv-alt
    @hdtv-alt 11 лет назад

    2:39 - Sad onion: You peeled my skin, now i'm gonna peel yours!

  • @mcrosco1
    @mcrosco1 13 лет назад

    lovin it ashens

  • @johnmatheou6188
    @johnmatheou6188 8 лет назад

    OH MY GOSH THE CAT STEVENS JOKE BAHAHAHAHA

  • @Debbeh
    @Debbeh 13 лет назад

    2:23 best noise ever lolololol

  • @xboxvolley360
    @xboxvolley360 12 лет назад

    does poundland have any good products? they must have some, how else could they still be around?

  • @LightningNC
    @LightningNC 12 лет назад

    Am I correct in assuming that Poundland is basically the UK's Chinese Embassy?

  • @Jalphaneera
    @Jalphaneera 11 лет назад +2

    I've seen the extremely rare and far-between 0-14 sad onions. I am serious. It was on an inflatable toy.

  • @anthonyjenkins2001
    @anthonyjenkins2001 11 лет назад +1

    The Cat Stevens joke was cute. is he still around btw??