Funny thing is that in his live stream video several months later, he mentions that those things stopped working after being in the microwave a few times.
Potential reasons Stuart may be unable to review a product: -Doesn’t work at all -Works well enough to actually use -Literally nothing interesting about it
@@SamTheManWhoCanTwice I've seen that question a lot before, and my guess it that it's because the factories that actually _make_ the plastic produce a hell of a lot of greenhouse gas emissions, which (thinking long-term) ends up worsening global warming. Hope that helps explain it, buddy. :)
@@thevampiregirl7529 Not really that much compared to alternatives. The problem with plastic is more the pollution of the oceans. Plastic would be pretty good if it was recycled properly.
Ben Masta "Stay fresh corpse bags! Sure to keep your dead bodies safe for longer! No risk of smell, our patented zip system will make sure any rotting smells will stay inside. Also, our patented coloured bags will not show any dried blood or flesh peeking out.
Zenomite. Correct! I can't remember which video it was, but yes, it was a modular couch[,] and only one module remains. I remember the useless things in life.
Gadgetboy XD I thought that "It" was referring to the abbreviation of "C-Live" to "Computer Life" As in full of electronics in living. But actually, I'm pretty much 75% immersed in electronics.
You need a solar lamp. It works with UV light. Unless you are flithy rich and can afford all the energy needed to power solar lamps everywhere in your house, and you have a grudge against coal/natural gas/whatever your powerplant uses, it won't work inside.
The solar-car at the beginning - I bought the exact same one off of ebay for $1, but the only difference is ~ mine works really good. Bought it about 2 years ago, tried it for a few days, & it worked perfectly. Haven't tried it since, but that's a bummer your's didn't work.. All it does is go forward at a rather brisk pace. I then used the top of a straw to hold it in the air while the sun beat down on it, went inside & did some things, came back a half hour later & it was still running strong. My ultimate plan for it would be to make some sort of LED contraption to hook into the solar panel, but.. what good is an LED on a sunny day? Hmm..
p.s. ~ well.... I watch your videos every other week (binge-watch around 5-10 videos), & I was wondering why I never subscribed.. You just got a new subscriber! =) Also, congrats on almost 200k subs!! You're videos are just.............. fun!
Randolf iserman thank you, but trust me - I'm fully subscribed now! Can't get enough "Ashens"! (P.S. ~ If readin, I love all the ridiculous videos/products you show!
where i live we have a ton of chef tony stuff in dollar general and I SAW A FREAKING CHEF TONY MEATLOAF STUFFER!!!! the front showed them stuffing it with mac n cheese
Funny thing. I saw a Chef Tony product at the Dollar Tree (a subsidiary of Greenbriar International) and my first thought TV before seeing theactual brand name was "bloody hell, is that Chef Excellence? " The model they got for the packaging even had the ridiculous oversized mustache that Live Action Chef Excellence had.
Funny thing is, the numbers on the front of the bikes actually correspond (except the 750) to MotoGP racers of about 7 or 8 years ago (some are still racing today)
Like Stuart stated, Chef Tony from Stateside is / was NOT a professional chef, but years ago he did infomercials (both of advertisement length and of the 30 minute kind) for several "as seen on TV" cooking products bearing his photo including knives. At least he did physically the commercials unlike Chef Excellence here (boo hoo!)...
I've never actually seen any Chef Tony products in stores, but I do recall seeing him on infomercials for some kind of knife set 15-ish years ago. Apparently he's spent the past several decades as a pitchman for various kitchen novelties, though he does have something of an actual chef background if his bio is to be believed (cheftonytv-dot-com-slash-about). The portfolio page (cheftonytv-dot-com-slash-portfolio) has some choice examples of his salesmanship. You can supposedly catch his regular guest appearances on Ideal World (or on QVC, for those of us in the US).
Manard Heh, I don't know what did we expect from Chinese mass produced toy, I've had a lot of those solar tech things, calculators mostly, all of them just stopped working after a while. Anyways, it's not even hard to make your own solar model car, solar panels are cheap af nowadays. With the right electrical engine, of course.
The small car reminds me of an episode of "Home Improvement" where they were looking at car engines on Tool Time and they wanted to show the world's smallest engine which was in a micro-sized car in a little dome. Tim Taylor wound up dropping it and then crushing it.
I am not 100% sure but those rush champion bikes might be for this board game type thing, from what I remember it was a big book and each page had a different track and you had to race the other players to the end by pressing this thing that would give you a random number :P
I remember Chef Tony, he sold the MiracleBlade knives. My parents bought some like 10-12 years ago and they really are still sharp. In other words, an Excellent Product.
@Krousify "To perfect is to destroy" is the proper phrase, actually. It implies that if one is to make something perfect he would inadvertently destroy it in the process.
Solar cells just kinda stop working after several years and the metals in them have all catalyzed and gets visibly eaten away (look at the silvery wire bits closely and you'll see the result). Usually common in products that have clear packaging and are sitting on a shelf under fluorescent lights for extended periods.
The solar car probably works. I have a few solar toys and none of them do a damn thing, even in direct sunlight in the summer... but if I put them 6 inches from a halogen light, they work very well.
LOL my science teacher stopped his class (mid-way class, because we weren't doing anything of any importance except for revision, because we'd finished all of our work), to show us that solar car outside, he thought he could scare us by putting the car into our hands with our eyes closed, telling us to close our hands, open our eyes followed by our hands, he thought that because the thing moved with the sunlight that it would be some ind of jump-scare, but instead failed miserably. LOL!
In Italy Chef Tony is the childhood hero (reads meme) of everyone born in the nineties... I think. It's just a fat man who talks about the "miracle blade" set of knifes, which can cut almost anything.
i saw chef tony today on tv the only thing i could think about was chef excellence.I kept staring at the tv until billy mays appeared and stared even longer. After that suddenly MR.T appeared on tv
that_motovlogger_fan_guy_for_ever Mono isn't what I'm talking about here. There seems to be a slight cut in the higher frequencies of his voice as well as a very subtle distortion due to the cheaper tools he used back then. Ends up sound soothing to my ears.
"because it works, i could not review it" LOL
Funny thing is that in his live stream video several months later, he mentions that those things stopped working after being in the microwave a few times.
Matt Trey Too bad he didn't check if they were microwave safe... Live stream? I want to see him do a live stream.
NRaah It said they are
A communist.
AreSheepGreen they're not tat
Potential reasons Stuart may be unable to review a product:
-Doesn’t work at all
-Works well enough to actually use
-Literally nothing interesting about it
Rodeo YRHAWKGX
"You could put it on the surface of the sun, and it would melt."
This is why i like this guy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA UR FUNNY
I'm so lonely....
Nothing :c
StraightFlame I doubt it would actually "melt" in a strict sense.
I think it would burn to coal
@@theshankman8682 It would instantly vaporize into atoms and become a part of the sun.
I love how the "eco-friendly car" comes completely covered in oil-based plastic...
wood is the perfect alternative
How does plastic effect carbon emissions?
@@SamTheManWhoCanTwice I've seen that question a lot before, and my guess it that it's because the factories that actually _make_ the plastic produce a hell of a lot of greenhouse gas emissions, which (thinking long-term) ends up worsening global warming. Hope that helps explain it, buddy. :)
Step 2: Cover yourself in oil
@@thevampiregirl7529 Not really that much compared to alternatives. The problem with plastic is more the pollution of the oceans. Plastic would be pretty good if it was recycled properly.
"I couldn't review it because they work really well" -Ashens, at some point
2011. That's when this was filmed
21th
21st, not 21th
soz
@@lauradotwav3123 hahahaha
Not being able to review something because it works perfectly. Love the irony.
Chef Tony is no more.. I have taken care, of everything.
an excellent elimination
Chef Excellence
Chef Excellence An excellent assassination
cant wait to see what bag-type treasures you come up with using the corpse.
Ben Masta "Stay fresh corpse bags! Sure to keep your dead bodies safe for longer! No risk of smell, our patented zip system will make sure any rotting smells will stay inside. Also, our patented coloured bags will not show any dried blood or flesh peeking out.
Can you imagine starting a solar powered car in the desert? They are probably still driving around to this day...
It would probably overhead or melt,.
Probably not to this night tho.
That's what a nickel-cadmium battery that stores excess energy to be used later when there is no sufficient input to the panel is for!
It fails because it works? Wow I've never heard that before. XD
+Morgan Freeman fails as a review, specifically for ashens delicious channel.
+Morgan Freeman It failed to fail.
no it failed to be bad product
***** you failed to fully explain why i failed at my comment
I've always wondered, does Stuart actually SIT on that couch? Or just use it for, well, THIS?
Whats your guess?
your profile pic lol "I've got daddy issues"
Wait. You're supposed to SIT on couches?
So that's why I was kicked out of that party...
If I'm not mistaken, he doesn't anymore. I think I remember him mentioning it at some point. Essentially, it's not a full couch anymore either.
Zenomite. Correct! I can't remember which video it was, but yes, it was a modular couch[,] and only one module remains. I remember the useless things in life.
I have that solar car and it works perfectly, it was 5 minutes of amazement now it's been on a shelf for over a year
give that solar car to bigclive, he'll sort it out
He'll add some warm white LEDs, and make it work
WTF is a Bigclive?
JohnnyBoy98 he's a youtuber. His channel is bigclivedotcom
Gadgetboy
XD I thought that "It" was referring to the abbreviation of "C-Live" to "Computer Life"
As in full of electronics in living.
But actually, I'm pretty much 75% immersed in electronics.
JohnnyBoy98 check out his channel, it's very educational and at times, very funny.
I wish the "FAIL" intro would feature the silhouette's head flying off when the spring appears.
1 small lids
2 medium lids
1 large lids
lmao
Chef Tony: A Tony Video
+Tony Villarreal "An Excellent Reply"
"An Excellent Thread"
An Excellent Meme
_A_ tony _Comment_
I really liked the text on the motorbike packaging. That was super good.
"space age, that was 40 years ago move with the times."
LMFAO
The car doesn't work because you live in the UK.
Well come to swansea XD
You need a solar lamp. It works with UV light. Unless you are flithy rich and can afford all the energy needed to power solar lamps everywhere in your house, and you have a grudge against coal/natural gas/whatever your powerplant uses, it won't work inside.
Hey!!1
Doge with Da headset Swansea is in the UK.
Well nah, I live there
DPD Hotap is the cheapest place to get petrol, Stuart. Best roar costs waaaay too much. (lets not even go there about Rodeo yrahenkgx...)
Oh, you mean _Dippedeh_ Hotap?
The solar-car at the beginning - I bought the exact same one off of ebay for $1, but the only difference is ~ mine works really good. Bought it about 2 years ago, tried it for a few days, & it worked perfectly. Haven't tried it since, but that's a bummer your's didn't work..
All it does is go forward at a rather brisk pace. I then used the top of a straw to hold it in the air while the sun beat down on it, went inside & did some things, came back a half hour later & it was still running strong. My ultimate plan for it would be to make some sort of LED contraption to hook into the solar panel, but.. what good is an LED on a sunny day? Hmm..
p.s. ~ well.... I watch your videos every other week (binge-watch around 5-10 videos), & I was wondering why I never subscribed..
You just got a new subscriber! =) Also, congrats on almost 200k subs!!
You're videos are just.............. fun!
***** if you didn't know this is his extra channel his main one is just ashens
Randolf iserman thank you, but trust me - I'm fully subscribed now!
Can't get enough "Ashens"!
(P.S. ~ If readin, I love all the ridiculous videos/products you show!
Yes, really a bummer because it also is the BEST learning tool for students.
You could hook up the solar panel to make a LED thing light up telling you to go outside since it's sunny
It's raining bikes. Add a 'hallelujah' to that, and you might have the lyrics to a song.
Amen.
there's sun in the UK?!
It's there. But really fucking rare.
there is but it is behind a bulletproof layer of clouds.
***** stfu minecraft fan diamonds won't fucking protect you in a explosion use real logic not MC's
Jeremy Scott Well that was just uncalled for good sir
lol someone's a grumpy grump
God I love your attitude XD and the way you just flick that little car out of shot was priceless my
Forget the my
Flicking the little car out of the way really made me giggle. I bet that's the fastest it's ever moved.
It's always nice to see a "as seen on tv" product that's actually useful.
DUDE! You must do a set of videos focusing on all those "As seen on TV" infomercials! That would be epic!
where i live we have a ton of chef tony stuff in dollar general and I SAW A FREAKING CHEF TONY MEATLOAF STUFFER!!!! the front showed them stuffing it with mac n cheese
The "consuming public" thing just killed me.
you are one of the most wittiest and funniest youtuber ive seen in a long time
'An Excellent Product' - Chef Excellence
_A_ tony _Product_ - Chef Tony
"If they are such professional motorbike riders, they wouldn't need stabilizers!" I laughed my ass off hard.
I get that toy car in my stocking every christmas, it only seems to work with actual sunlight.
i find it funny that the new closed captions make ashens sound like energish packaging for the products
The writing on the back of the car's packaging was pretty amazing
Funny thing. I saw a Chef Tony product at the Dollar Tree (a subsidiary of Greenbriar International) and my first thought TV before seeing theactual brand name was "bloody hell, is that Chef Excellence? " The model they got for the packaging even had the ridiculous oversized mustache that Live Action Chef Excellence had.
Funny thing is, the numbers on the front of the bikes actually correspond (except the 750) to MotoGP racers of about 7 or 8 years ago (some are still racing today)
I knew you'd say licorice.
I'm here to kindly remind you of a comment you made 3 years ago.
I'm here to kindly remind you of your reply to my comment I made 4 years ago, one year ago.
Black licorice? We don't like black licorice...
I like how the Rush Champion packaging basically said THIS IS A GOOD PRODUCT AND YOU LIKE IT
Maybe it would be a good teaching aid for an engineering class "Take this apart and try to figure out why it doesn't work"
Ah Chef Tony, Chef Excellence's long lost brother that isn't a stock photo.
Like Stuart stated, Chef Tony from Stateside is / was NOT a professional chef, but years ago he did infomercials (both of advertisement length and of the 30 minute kind) for several "as seen on TV" cooking products bearing his photo including knives. At least he did physically the commercials unlike Chef Excellence here (boo hoo!)...
Rush Champion has the best description for anything, ever
When you read the first fake sponsor, I thought of James Franco in the Gucci commercial outtakes xD I love your videos, Ashens c:
I feel like extraashens is Blue's Clues adult version.
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ok
Pizza Billund Yes?!
What?
An excellent retrospective
I've never actually seen any Chef Tony products in stores, but I do recall seeing him on infomercials for some kind of knife set 15-ish years ago.
Apparently he's spent the past several decades as a pitchman for various kitchen novelties, though he does have something of an actual chef background if his bio is to be believed (cheftonytv-dot-com-slash-about). The portfolio page (cheftonytv-dot-com-slash-portfolio) has some choice examples of his salesmanship.
You can supposedly catch his regular guest appearances on Ideal World (or on QVC, for those of us in the US).
I have exactly one of those cars. Works fine, though.
Guess they have a quite big failure rate :/
Funnily enough, it's a bit wonky now. I'm afraid it's going to fall apart.
Manard Heh, I don't know what did we expect from Chinese mass produced toy, I've had a lot of those solar tech things, calculators mostly, all of them just stopped working after a while. Anyways, it's not even hard to make your own solar model car, solar panels are cheap af nowadays. With the right electrical engine, of course.
+Cipher TheDemonLord Chinese stores, those"Poundland" places etc. They are pretty common
laughed longer than I should have when he flicked the little car
I would! Make them extra salty, maybe add in some dead dreams and crushed hopes on the side...
So he couldn't review some stuff because it did work, and couldn't review other stuff because it didn't.
I remember seeing the infomercial for those smart lids. They're prooty cool
I can not stop laughing at the motor bike part!!
Chef excellence is better. As an American I can confirm
The small car reminds me of an episode of "Home Improvement" where they were looking at car engines on Tool Time and they wanted to show the world's smallest engine which was in a micro-sized car in a little dome. Tim Taylor wound up dropping it and then crushing it.
I've seen those tiny cars before, they're really cool.
Don't you EVER question the existence of Chef Excellence!
When he said "It's raining...bikes" I swore someone was playing Killing Floor for a second. Sounded just like "It's raining money"!
We'd better be getting a Chef Tony puppet to be Chef Excellence's mortal enemy.
That tiny car is awesome. Saw a review where it actually worked and it goes super fucking fast.
I'm eagerly awaiting that sequel to Bubba Ho-Tep they're advertising on the box for those bikes.
Holy crap! Chef Tony has his own ad in Australia!
This guy is like TotalBiscuit only for toys :D Love him
You should do more of this, or perhaps a blooper reel.
Or rather, I saw a RUclips Poop of the infomercial, which was much more influential than an actual infomercial.
Sweet Stormtrooper mug!
The way you flicked it lmao
I am not 100% sure but those rush champion bikes might be for this board game type thing, from what I remember it was a big book and each page had a different track and you had to race the other players to the end by pressing this thing that would give you a random number :P
those handsome motorcycle flavors made me hungry
I remember Chef Tony, he sold the MiracleBlade knives. My parents bought some like 10-12 years ago and they really are still sharp. In other words, an Excellent Product.
1:05 Poor solar powered car... you flicked it across the room!
From the lower Exosphere, maybe they'll break the sound barrier.
Why did I laugh so much when he said "Blueberry!"?
Chef Tony is very real, he advertises his lids on sky
Finally, he found a product that sounds odd, but actually works!
"An excellent spotlight stealer"
i saw those chef tony lids in a pound shop in Dunbar... i started laughing in the middle of the shop.
Chef Excellence isn't real?! You broke the forth wall Ashens.. 😯
*Fourth
Oh no not Chef Tony! He did an advert about a knife where you can cut through drywall...
@Krousify
"To perfect is to destroy" is the proper phrase, actually. It implies that if one is to make something perfect he would inadvertently destroy it in the process.
the 46 on the motorbikes and it wasn't on the blue one! you have disappointed the doc!
I laughed so hard when he said "Ooh, he's the best because he sounds distant."
XD
And he has tons of ads in Germany :D His german dubbing voice is really worth watching those.
3:39
I was hoping for "It's raining money!" It really did match up with the Killing Floor quote, voice and all.
LOLOL, i just love how he randonly flicks that micro car with his finger
Solar cells just kinda stop working after several years and the metals in them have all catalyzed and gets visibly eaten away (look at the silvery wire bits closely and you'll see the result). Usually common in products that have clear packaging and are sitting on a shelf under fluorescent lights for extended periods.
I kinda want that little car... go somewhere sunny, pop it on the floor, chase it.... because I have nothing better to do.
0:20 OMG I HAD ONE AND LOVED IT DEARLY
The solar car probably works. I have a few solar toys and none of them do a damn thing, even in direct sunlight in the summer... but if I put them 6 inches from a halogen light, they work very well.
I've just learned that liquorice is an actual plant and not just candy! Thanks Ashens!
LOL my science teacher stopped his class (mid-way class, because we weren't doing anything of any importance except for revision, because we'd finished all of our work), to show us that solar car outside, he thought he could scare us by putting the car into our hands with our eyes closed, telling us to close our hands, open our eyes followed by our hands, he thought that because the thing moved with the sunlight that it would be some ind of jump-scare, but instead failed miserably. LOL!
"..traggic." aahahaha love when he says that; ahhaha
nice to see more of your videos up here :3 ^^
You could gradually make little compilation stuff like this on stuff that appears crap that actually works. PSA style :)
"An excellent reply"
"An excellent response"
In Italy Chef Tony is the childhood hero (reads meme) of everyone born in the nineties... I think. It's just a fat man who talks about the "miracle blade" set of knifes, which can cut almost anything.
"an excellent reply"
i saw chef tony today on tv the only thing i could think about was chef excellence.I kept staring at the tv until billy mays appeared and stared even longer. After that suddenly MR.T appeared on tv
CHEF EXCELLENCE DOES EXIST!!!! *sobs* he does
The lower audio quality of this video is something I strangely have a liking to.
All ashens's videos are uploaded in a mono audio format, the more you know
that_motovlogger_fan_guy_for_ever Mono isn't what I'm talking about here. There seems to be a slight cut in the higher frequencies of his voice as well as a very subtle distortion due to the cheaper tools he used back then. Ends up sound soothing to my ears.
I FOUND A CHICKEN COOKER WITH CHEF TONY ON IT! At my local dollar store! Looks quite like the guy here. I can post a pic if anyone wants
Please ignore the sideways-ness, my phone did not feel like getting along today. imgur.com/a/1TW8e
+Lord Smuggington Dollarama is Canadian, right?
Caddelix RB Yup.