I get really bad nose bleeds in the winter and use tampons for them too. They work extremely well. Plus having to wear masks now no one knows I have one up my nose while I'm working. Sometimes, my genius amazes even me.
My all time favorite clip of the trio. There's just so much distinct and unique chaos. "With Hammond's car on fire, Mine alive, and James' disintegrating Again..."
Clarkson's car could actually work if you'd wash every "body panel" wery thoroughly before installation Edit: and hammond's if you would heatproof it better
This is not even the funny bits. You have to watch the whole episode: hysterical. I have seen them all and this is one of the funniest things the three mad motorist ever cooked up! By the ball of string I was practically wetting myself. Making TGT was worth it for this one episode.
i thought this was absolutely entertaining May who couldnt see out, Jeremy with tampon issues and Hammond thinking grass would stop a fire, im still laughing now
Just when you think it can't get any worse than Clarkson's car made of rotting meat, May turns up with a car made of hay and literal shit. I think I would've built another brick car before I'd get in one made of shit lol
there isnt. once or twice a year, they release a 'special' thats roughly 1hr 30long. Out of this new formula, you had "seamen" and "a masive hunt". as specials. There is an upcoming one that has already been filmed, and is going through all the editing and such now. the trio have already confirmed they are massively cutting back on TGT, and basically just releasing a special every now and then until they decide they've become too old and tired for it. How did you miss the teary eyed clarkson explaining as such at the end of season3 (funeral for a ford)?
So my fellow cows in cow heaven I was eaten what about you guys? My body was made to be part car while maggots feed on my dead body until the car overheated and began to cook the maggots
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Which car was your favourite? May's Hay-mobile, Clarkson's Bone Truck or Hammond's Garden Centre (when it's not on fire)?
Hay-mobile
Yes
Bone truck
The Garden Centre was easily the best one out of the three. The Hay-Mobile and the Bone Truck, however, were the funniest.
The Meaty-i, The Treety-i, and the Pity-i
It’s amazing how often they keep a straight face while doing this stuff
They’ve had plenty of practice over the decades.
I can't stop laughing at Jeremy losing his nose tampons.🤣🤣
He may have to pick for another tampon🤣
Especially when the bmw crashed into him, that scream😂😂😂
@@daanvos194 he may use the slightly bigger, more absorbent, nose tampon 😂😂😂
I think these cars would grow on you over time though
Only richards
and through you given enough time
Jeremy's car would grow on itself for a long time....and become the Primordial Soup Car.
@@Matthew_Thomas_Beck Sorry, Different RC
Jeremy's car would grow IN you.
That opening shot of Jeremy did catch me off guard
You have 69 likes now :)
Power sliding a Hedge...Now thats gardening i could get in to.
To*
Hammond: *car gets sets on fire*
Clarkson: Oh no! Anyway...
Back to the studio.
5:38 Richard tries to save his car by whacking the flames with a stick, the silly man.
4:52 “We apologise for the loss of James but his camera is somewhere on the track.” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍
I get really bad nose bleeds in the winter and use tampons for them too. They work extremely well. Plus having to wear masks now no one knows I have one up my nose while I'm working. Sometimes, my genius amazes even me.
Is your genius, almost frightening?
Sometimes...you can hear his genius
Hardly genius wearing a mask . Sheep .
We are speechless because words have been sucked out by the magnetism of his genius 😂
I think his genius generates its own gravity.
"I have lost the another nose tampon,
I have gone for the super absorbent slightly larger nose tampons." Jeremy clarkson
Now he can no longer use his "I have never used a tampon tactic" ;)
Coming to the comments to read lazy transcripts of what I already watched a few seconds ago...
Clarkson may and hammond is always fun to watch everyday.
My all time favorite clip of the trio. There's just so much distinct and unique chaos. "With Hammond's car on fire, Mine alive, and James' disintegrating Again..."
I can't stop laughing at mays slow and snailish speed 😂
Can’t wait for clarksons farm!!
Me neither 😂
Amen. 2 more weeks
Me neither
Maybe he’ll make a car out of it eventually 😂
2:53 - Meanwhile: ... "I think I've done a lap."
Best show on Amazon prime. No further discussion
I half to agree with you on that one.
“With Hammond’s car on fire… and mine alive.”
I coughed my lungs out on that one 😂💀
Getting lost on the race track - good old James May
Like how he sticks around with the commentary though
James May and his self disintegrating car 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:40 I was literally dying from laughter
When Jeremy drove off the track I lost it 😂🤣
*James.
James May ,the race track looks the same as the car
I’d love to see more of the cutting room floor scenes! ❤️
"The Bone is taking on the steel"
What a sentence.
Hammond using stick for fire showed that Clarkson's genius can generate gravity and his can put out the fire
Meat-TI, Tree-TI, and Peat-TI 🤣 Clarkson, your genius... well, it's almost frightening.
It's like when the flintstones was tasked to build their version of a modern car.
"what's your hobby"
Hammond: *i powerslide my spice garden*
Think of the hedgehogs
dang that last part was fire
Literally.
May's car always reminded me of the dog van from Dumb & Dumber.
“I’ve lost the other nose tampon!” 🤣
Yeah me too man.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jaremy :- i lost my nose tampons again !!
Me :- 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
“How do you peel a cow?!”
- Jeremy Clarkson
4:43 I decided to go off and be sick
Never ever expected seeing maggots on top of an engine.
Clearly you don't own a Ford lol
Clarkson's car could actually work if you'd wash every "body panel" wery thoroughly before installation
Edit: and hammond's if you would heatproof it better
May's never stood a chance
nose tampons!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
>Yay a race 🤗
>Oh no, a E39 and MK4 Golf, they will gonna destroy them 😥😭
Every corner a heart attack :(
Bro its a shitty mk4..... there literally everywhere
How do you peel a cow??? hahahaha
"Environmentalism doesn't work!"
Greenpeace gonna hate that
Greenpeace have hated them for decades so it's all good
Oh no!
Anyway,
This is not even the funny bits. You have to watch the whole episode: hysterical. I have seen them all and this is one of the funniest things the three mad motorist ever cooked up! By the ball of string I was practically wetting myself. Making TGT was worth it for this one episode.
Which Episode is this?
@@NilabhraGuha S1 E4
Fred Flintstone, RIP, would have liked to be there racing his STi (Stone i).
Clarkson and Hammond racing and may is off doing his own thing
Time To Release The Scotland Special
This episode was hilarious.
Which episode was this??
@@jaden_nedaj S1 E4
Enviromental.
@@callumcjham4478 this got censored in the Indian version so we didn't have it on prime...
At 0:35 Jeremy should have referred James car as the fece-I
Hilarious as always.
I only got Amazon for the Grand Tour
I've lost one of My nose tampons 😭😂!
I for one support your decision to employ ESL students to caption and title your videos.
i thought this was absolutely entertaining May who couldnt see out, Jeremy with tampon issues and Hammond thinking grass would stop a fire, im still laughing now
In this race, instead of Hammond crashing the car, the car crashes him.
I think I've done a lap😂
Hay, hay, HAY!!!
Which season and episode of grand tour is this ?
What units would you like. 'Tonnes', 5.
Когда следующая серия , честное слово задолбался ждать 🤣😉
It’s true 😀
lol this was well done
Sooo true! 👍
That bone car is what I imagine the devil drives
Imagine giving this a 'thumbs down' how ridiculous!
Really you lot, you find this hilarity 'bad'?
Probably offended ecomentalists.
@@shriharihudli No doubt of that!
Or vegans
yobbos
Do you guys think you’ll bring back the Stig from top gear?
Not possible, unfortunately. He is property of the BBC.
@@shriharihudli dang it, the stig made top gear worth watching. Speaking of the stig, what ever happened to him?
They'll probably have a character in all black called the Gist.
Just when you think it can't get any worse than Clarkson's car made of rotting meat, May turns up with a car made of hay and literal shit. I think I would've built another brick car before I'd get in one made of shit lol
5:50 YEAH IT DOESN'T WORK!! :))
Remember this show started off as a car show
Use the fire to cook the maggots away, for peat's sake.
when is the next season of the grand tour starting?
there isnt. once or twice a year, they release a 'special' thats roughly 1hr 30long. Out of this new formula, you had "seamen" and "a masive hunt". as specials. There is an upcoming one that has already been filmed, and is going through all the editing and such now.
the trio have already confirmed they are massively cutting back on TGT, and basically just releasing a special every now and then until they decide they've become too old and tired for it. How did you miss the teary eyed clarkson explaining as such at the end of season3 (funeral for a ford)?
This trio is the shit
What episode is this from?
Season 1 Episode 4
from which season this episode is
Season 1 Episode 4
Jeremy, please drive that to a meeting full of vegans
why tho? mr edgelord
@@xXTheLegacy94Xx because why not lol
Which episode is this?
Series 1 ep 4
I can’t remember watching this
Been available on Amazon for years.
What Season And Episode is this ??
Season 1 Episode 4
Is this Clarkson's farm?
No.
not far off I suppose
Why can't I find this episode anywhere??😭😭😭any help??
It got cut out for Indians,use VPN.s1 ep 4
@@niraajpotluri775 thanks mate
What episode is this
Season 1 Episode 4
The new mad max looks funny
This isn't in India amazon prime ;-;
For obvious reasons
Because of the cow.
Yeah, it's absolute shit
We have shows like the SaaS bahu and big boss, and other shit like that
Yay
That poor bmw :(
Sadly Thou?... James went lost off the track...
Glad no Flintstones car.
Yes, Environmentalist and idiocy doesn’t work together
Why do you keep posting old video from a former television show? Good video though...
Jeremy's car is byond disgusting
So my fellow cows in cow heaven I was eaten what about you guys? My body was made to be part car while maggots feed on my dead body until the car overheated and began to cook the maggots
why does this look like a Flintstones car epesode
Yo
1st
But no one cares
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Those cars don't look all that old fashioned. I say something like an 60 or 70 something
Eating dust
the race was fake, Hammond didn't need a helicopter to get out of his car
Well on that terrible disappointment🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁, Back to the Tent.
S1E4
Top Gear has been releasing lots of new content ... The Grand Tour has NOT
Coz TG is blant And not entertaining
Very old film ;(
This episode is so old... wtf?