Say what you want about the rest of the movie, but Jack sleeping with the hot wife of the most wealthy man in town in his locked safe full of gold while drinking rhum is the most piratey thing Sparrow has ever done.
Does anyone notice how much skill Captain Jack Sparrow has? He's as a drunk as can possibly be (and impossibly as well), and yet he manages to run across the thin line of a roof!
I always thought the problem was that Angelica was using the Voodoo doll of him to give him a long long run of bad luck. Rather than just kill him and be done with it, get revenge through long-term humiliation.
Captain Jack was in his lowest condition in the beginning of POTC 5. So low until he traded his compass for a bottle of rum. Thus he betrayed the compass and freed Salazar. But he’s Captain Jack Sparrow even in his lowest condition he still managed to save himself from Salazar.
If it was called a "money robbery" they would have robbed the money and left the bank. But, as it is called a "bank robbery", they rob the bank and leave the money.
that confession "And I confess that while we've been talking I picked this lock" then slams cell door open. I don't know why but its my favourite bit because she confessed to something she could have kept quiet about and then escaped behind that chaps back.
I think the reason why jack in this movie swordfighted with salazar and immediatly got disarmed is because angelica is controolling jack. Not killing him but humiliating him
Jack Sparrow: *Foot gets caught in a rope and he is pulled away* Also Jack Sparrow: *Still attempts and succeeds to drink his whiskey out of the bottle* Also Jack Sparrow: *drunk interpreted speech* Haveeitherofthefourofyouseenmybank? Girl: I'm not looking for trouble! Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live. Me: Well who doesn't love a drunk Jack Sparrow 😂😂😂 Also me: Totally not fangirling, heh 😅
‘Sparrow gave away the compass, we’re free.’ Man they retconned so much. Since it wasn’t Elliot or Rossario writing, these writers much not have realized that Jack gave his compass away many times for his own gain and Salazar was never released haha.
salazar and his crew who somehow knew they can only be set free if jack betrays the compass were waiting years until jack would consider to betray it and apparently the dutchman captain is a curse for some reason that can be easily reverted with a literal mcguffin with the power to "cancel" curses because it's the power of the sea? makes you wonder why the hell the dead man's chest didn't involve the trident if it can easily take out jones by "canceling" his curse
There is a way they can fix the mess they made with Jack in this movie, if they shown in the next movie Angelica saying him something like ¨Isn´t it strange how you ran out of luck jackie?¨ showing the doll and making us understand that she made that everything went wrong for jack, so we can forgive how they treated the character in this movie
Here let me fix this scene when his wife wakes up Jack grabs her and points his gun at her when the horses start running he throws her on to them and says something like “maybe some other day darling” Jack sees the rope and steps on it right before the bank gets pulled he says (iconic line) like “you will always remember this as the day you almost caught ca-“ gets pulled and when he goes in the library he acts a less stupid and the rest is good
Except I feel it didn’t get Jack sparrow at all, he didn’t feel like the same character from 1-4 imo, in this film he was just to much of a drunk fool, and he’s missing his swagger and smartness and dignity from 1-4
@@BRONZALiVEbut I like that the writers chose to make him look like a fool instead of simply writing him lazily. Indeed in the ending and in the flashback he looks like the same from the 1-4 movies
4:00 - 4:03 I just love Gibbs's reaction. *Looks back and sees Jack on the roof before turning back* Wait a minute..... *Looks back in disbelief* Where the heck did Jack come from?!
Like why would you remove clips and stick clips to each other? it doesnt make sense and it only costs you more work and most importantly its a pain to watch. Also nice "full scene"
What I love about this is the whole scene where the rich group had all their money in a bank ripping off the poor and jack comes along leaving the door open and in an attempt to get rich he helps the poor by giving back what they worked for and gave to the rich.
Great Scene, the best in the film. Personally, between this scene and others in the film, I thought potc5 was trying TOO hard to capture the spirit of the first film. Still, it was not the joyless cash grab the critics said it was.
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“And a pirate! There’s a witch and a pirate in my shop”... “Well then it’s your lucky day”
Hilarious
Has anyone seen my bank
Banks comes tought the wall
Found it
Someone needs to make a clip of that and post it on yt
Oi, wake your sozzled butt up!
Filthy pirate !.... no time for name calling .
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!
Say what you want about the rest of the movie,
but Jack sleeping with the hot wife of the most wealthy man in town in his locked safe full of gold while drinking rhum is the most piratey thing Sparrow has ever done.
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Does anyone notice how much skill Captain Jack Sparrow has? He's as a drunk as can possibly be (and impossibly as well), and yet he manages to run across the thin line of a roof!
years, decades, even centuries worth of practice.
That because he Captain Jack Sparrow. If he drunk or not he can still survive anything. lol
Jack doesn't have a luck problem, he has a drinking problem.
lol
Yup
Yeah his drinking problem is he never has enough rum.
It-s only a problem when it runs out
I always thought the problem was that Angelica was using the Voodoo doll of him to give him a long long run of bad luck. Rather than just kill him and be done with it, get revenge through long-term humiliation.
"I'm not looking for trouble!"
Jack Sparrow: "What a horrible way to live..."
Payday gang: Robs a safe from inside a building
Jack's crew: Robs a building with a safe inside
Efficiency 100
Payday 3 comes out this year!
Yeah who needs a plan to rob a bank just steal the entire building itself
1:45 His reaction is priceless
“That’s your wife.” That made me laugh and think, “Sounds like Jack.”
I’m not looking for trouble! “What a horrible life to live”. Absolutely love that from Jack 😁😄❤️❤️🤣🤣
I'll never forget seeing 1:00 for the first time in the Cinema and quietly saying "Why am I not surprised?'' with the biggest smile on my face!
Ah yes, Pirates 5, the prequel to Fast 5, hence the safe robbery scene
Captain Jack was in his lowest condition in the beginning of POTC 5. So low until he traded his compass for a bottle of rum. Thus he betrayed the compass and freed Salazar. But he’s Captain Jack Sparrow even in his lowest condition he still managed to save himself from Salazar.
It’s ironic how this video is called “I’m robbing the bank” even though the actual line is not included
What's worse, it has the audacity to be called a "FULL SCENE".
Jack sparrow is the best pirate of the caribbean and he is genius
Facts I agree with both you guys.
fast and furious 5
steal a safe and destroy the city
Pirates of the Caribbean 5
steal a bank and destroy the city
An they say that Fast Five scene is unrealistic
The most literal bank robbery ever...
Full scene? more like bits and pieces clipped and slapped together
Exactly, what was this dork thinking with “full scene”
Yea theres a part missing
@@stacydoingstacythings106 a part? Are you sure?
Like the film irl
If it was called a "money robbery" they would have robbed the money and left the bank. But, as it is called a "bank robbery", they rob the bank and leave the money.
that confession "And I confess that while we've been talking I picked this lock" then slams cell door open. I don't know why but its my favourite bit because she confessed to something she could have kept quiet about and then escaped behind that chaps back.
Evelyn Harper: “It looks like Jack Sparrow polished the governor’s trophy wife.”
Imagine if Jack remembered to close the vault
I think the reason why jack in this movie swordfighted with salazar and immediatly got disarmed is because angelica is controolling jack. Not killing him but humiliating him
this scene is so funny 😂. i cant stop laughing
not the full scene.
CAN CONFIRM
@Logan Brown no
If you cant rob the vault then rob the whole bank 😂😂😂😂
“There’s a witch and a pirate in my shop!” “Well it’s your lucky day!” XD To hell with the critics, this was the best PotC since Dead Man’s Chest.
lmao u can't be serious
Heck yeah🙌🏽
Pinkerton
They completely killed Jack's character
No it's not. Is easily the worst one, even the 4th one was better
There’s a witch and a pirate in my shop!
Well it’s your lucky day!
Say what you want about this movie but Jack Sparrow robbing the bank, and then actually taking the entire bank is just Jack at his finest
Technically that wasn’t his doing
3:38 that’s not how a leap of faith works
would happily have jack as the captain of me ship ngl
Anyday
That has got to be the strongest team of horses ever assembled. The tale of their mighty deed, shall neigh throughout the centuries!
Jack sparrow always has the best entrance
Who knew one could parody Fast Five in such a creative way!
i like the part where the FORGE MAKER was not looking at when the bank building was coming down the hill he was to busy forging a weapon lol
“Have either the four of yer seen mah bank?”
Jack Sparrow: *Foot gets caught in a rope and he is pulled away*
Also Jack Sparrow: *Still attempts and succeeds to drink his whiskey out of the bottle*
Also Jack Sparrow: *drunk interpreted speech* Haveeitherofthefourofyouseenmybank?
Girl: I'm not looking for trouble!
Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.
Me: Well who doesn't love a drunk Jack Sparrow 😂😂😂
Also me: Totally not fangirling, heh 😅
Well uh ya see its rum not whiskey lol
@@youraveragejuice6514 Yeah, I guessed that when I watched other videos but couldn't be bothered to change it
3:57 RIP CGI, The bank is running with wheels :v
LMAOOO idk why this is so funny to me
This cut misses the best part " never mind about that trollop!" 😂😂😂 man the delivery of that line never fails to crack me up
‘Sparrow gave away the compass, we’re free.’ Man they retconned so much. Since it wasn’t Elliot or Rossario writing, these writers much not have realized that Jack gave his compass away many times for his own gain and Salazar was never released haha.
salazar and his crew who somehow knew they can only be set free if jack betrays the compass were waiting years until jack would consider to betray it
and apparently the dutchman captain is a curse for some reason that can be easily reverted with a literal mcguffin with the power to "cancel" curses because it's the power of the sea?
makes you wonder why the hell the dead man's chest didn't involve the trident if it can easily take out jones by "canceling" his curse
@@memebrain2177 pointt
"Pirates.. Eh.."
*In mind:* wait... I'M a pirate.
O^O
There is a way they can fix the mess they made with Jack in this movie, if they shown in the next movie Angelica saying him something like ¨Isn´t it strange how you ran out of luck jackie?¨ showing the doll and making us understand that she made that everything went wrong for jack, so we can forgive how they treated the character in this movie
a real bank robbery where bank is disappeared with money
4:38 Jack Sparrow: Black Pearl has never left me side
Here let me fix this scene when his wife wakes up Jack grabs her and points his gun at her when the horses start running he throws her on to them and says something like “maybe some other day darling” Jack sees the rope and steps on it right before the bank gets pulled he says (iconic line) like “you will always remember this as the day you almost caught ca-“ gets pulled and when he goes in the library he acts a less stupid and the rest is good
"FULL SCENE Jack Sparrow HD2" lmao
This movie isn't so bad. I like it
Except I feel it didn’t get Jack sparrow at all, he didn’t feel like the same character from 1-4 imo, in this film he was just to much of a drunk fool, and he’s missing his swagger and smartness and dignity from 1-4
@@BRONZALiVEbut I like that the writers chose to make him look like a fool instead of simply writing him lazily. Indeed in the ending and in the flashback he looks like the same from the 1-4 movies
Don't say full scene and skip bits.
1:44 I don't suppose there's ever any chance of either of them living that down.
Frances? 🥲
XD
Oooooh jack sparrow slept with the president’s wife! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well it’s your lucky day 😂😂😂
Jack Sparrow became Charlie Harper until he got the ship back
i love this part
That's our favorite part of this so bad its good movie! XD
Wait a minute……does anyone else find this scene familiar from another favorite movie franchise….? *distance roar of tire screech and engine revs*
Like Fast&Furious5 during the Golden Age of Piracy.
Why would you rob the vault when you can rob the building
Why is not the full scene
So these militaries don’t believe there are cursed pirates or a Flying Dutchman but they believe witches exist ?
I would like to point out that this isn't the full scene
4:00 - 4:03 I just love Gibbs's reaction.
*Looks back and sees Jack on the roof before turning back* Wait a minute..... *Looks back in disbelief* Where the heck did Jack come from?!
"Sir, that's Jack Sparrow"!
Pirates...
PIRATES!
well of course its a BANK robbery, if he stole the money if would have been a cash robbery
He's literally robbing the actual bank-
Everything after this scene goes downhill fast, But I do like how the pirates of the carribean franchise is always amazing at openings/intro
That was the best scene in the movie.
More like cut up scene, we didn't even see the part where he says "i got it! Im robbing the bank"
best scene ever
Where physics?
This isn’t the full scene, if it was then it wouldn’t be cut clips just slapped together.
fuck what anyone says this is a fucking sick movie
3:25 the little slurs took me out
Like why would you remove clips and stick clips to each other? it doesnt make sense and it only costs you more work and most importantly its a pain to watch. Also nice "full scene"
What I love about this is the whole scene where the rich group had all their money in a bank ripping off the poor and jack comes along leaving the door open and in an attempt to get rich he helps the poor by giving back what they worked for and gave to the rich.
Oh by the way thats not the full scene, and you missed "Oh Goodie im robbing the bank!"
Have either of the four of you seen my bank?
Not quite according to plan, lol
Jack Sparrow! 1:00
I was watching the TBS version and I wanted to see whole bridge scene
I think the idea of Jack being washed up, down on his luck, is a great story idea. It just wasnt executed well whatsoever
Robbing the bank na, S T E A L I N G THE BANK
This is literally Fast Five
“Full scene”… in bits and pieces💀
Great Scene, the best in the film. Personally, between this scene and others in the film, I thought potc5 was trying TOO hard to capture the spirit of the first film. Still, it was not the joyless cash grab the critics said it was.
I see where the fast & furious got the idea from 😂😂
Except that Fast and Furious movie is 6 years older
1:06, 2:12, 4:51
3:17 yw
Damn, we need another one...
Get ready the alpacas
1:06, 2:09, 2:12, 4:51, 4:53, 8:34 lol
Ok mr Gibbs was the only crew member of jacks crew that was in on stranger tides but so where has Marty been during on stranger tides
"Full scene."
How has no one noticed the ropes on the floor of the bank?
There's a bit too much Mad Hatter in Dead Men Tell No Tales Jack Sparrow compared to the first movies
I love Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow i am get a tatoo of him in spain
What next pirate of the caribbean movie? Giant and giantess or native American?
How the frack is Jack in his 50s?
He's nothing more than 35!
Or a drunk 30
This is how I rob a bank in Payday 2
0:35 name of song?
Didn't think Jack Sparrow would have safe sex
Surprised them horses can pull an entire building through multiple streets! Must be horses on super steroids.