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  • @ivan_lamm
    @ivan_lamm 4 года назад +9430

    i like how House is the only prisoner whose shirt is tidy and tucked in but outside of prison his shirt is always messy and untucked.

    • @druidzown
      @druidzown 4 года назад +971

      Yep, wherever he goes, he does the opposite of what is expected of him and does the opposite of what those around him do 🤣🤣

    • @lucianfrostbane
      @lucianfrostbane 4 года назад +367

      @@druidzown he dresses like that in the world outside because his father was a strict military man who required he be neat and tidy all the time

    • @thejumper7282
      @thejumper7282 3 года назад +72

      @@druidzown so house is a hipster?

    • @1981bevo
      @1981bevo 3 года назад +20

      i like pancakes

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 3 года назад +118

      I could imagine that it's a matter of upholding dignity, or maybe akin to the "dress for the job you want not the job you have." When working as a highly regarded doctor, he's seen highly, and thus doesn't need to "look" professional because everyone knows he is. While in prison he wants to think of himself as something more than a lowly prisoner. I've noticed the same in myself, as a mechanical engineer (with degree) working in a lowly technician position, I find myself wanting to dress better as if to say "I'm better than this," while if I were in a role I'd feel is more my level I'd likely be more of a slob.

  • @specialunit0428
    @specialunit0428 5 лет назад +3225

    I met a prison guard in a pub once and he said prison thieves don't last long in prison anyway. So in a way, House gets his revenge twice.

    • @daniellarusso3392
      @daniellarusso3392 3 года назад +6

      Really?..

    • @jjmarr7130
      @jjmarr7130 2 года назад

      @@daniellarusso3392 you're stealing from others who don't need firm evidence or a trial to kill you.

    • @callmehoodie4073
      @callmehoodie4073 2 года назад +150

      It's true. Gang or not nobody respects a thief. There's no honor among them.

    • @brandocalrissian3294
      @brandocalrissian3294 2 года назад +74

      ​@@callmehoodie4073 they're cut from the same cloth as a snitch.

    • @youwilllaughhard
      @youwilllaughhard 2 года назад

      @@brandocalrissian3294 thieves are low life scums

  • @ButterscotchTHC
    @ButterscotchTHC 4 года назад +7246

    "Doctors can be degenerates, this Is America."
    One of the most underrated lines in the whole show.

    • @druidzown
      @druidzown 4 года назад +25

      Seriously lmfao

    • @ark4710
      @ark4710 4 года назад +86

      It's even funnier coming from a British actor.

    • @Soldiereasy
      @Soldiereasy 3 года назад +45

      " well technically is not only America..... Right? Hans "
      Some German doctor in Germany 1940s

    • @Nopenotyoumyguy
      @Nopenotyoumyguy 3 года назад +1

      So true

    • @Haceyes
      @Haceyes 3 года назад +1

      @@Soldiereasy do your history lessons mate cus Hans was a "good" guy even after war he had a good rep.

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 6 лет назад +6419

    "You got 4 days left. How many more tricks do you got?"
    House: _Oh, you have NO idea._

    • @thethievesdomain8360
      @thethievesdomain8360 5 лет назад +84

      How much money do churches steal from their own people?
      Now turn that into coins.

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 4 года назад +29

      Hous-e: Tricks for days son, tricks for days.

    • @gabriellealsena5443
      @gabriellealsena5443 4 года назад +14

      HousIO: I dont know, how many breads have you eaten in your life?

    • @crazyd0glady295
      @crazyd0glady295 4 года назад +6

      Challenge accepted

    • @secretskull21
      @secretskull21 4 года назад +17

      “How many individual bacteria are on the prison showers’ floor? How many drops of water are in the ocean? How-“
      “I get it, just... shut up.”

  • @jinko17bro
    @jinko17bro 6 лет назад +8885

    That guy who stole his tuna is the type of guy that shouldn't be protected by anyone.

    • @thegoddamnburgerking9480
      @thegoddamnburgerking9480 6 лет назад +413

      *never* steal a man's tuna

    • @siangetz8808
      @siangetz8808 6 лет назад +128

      Damien Evermore nah trying to steal a man's ipod is much more worse
      It should be a criminal offense

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash 6 лет назад +152

      If someone has an apple product,that´s the crime...

    • @anzeveler6125
      @anzeveler6125 6 лет назад +25

      Damien Evermore you dont fuck with a mans tuna, never

    • @jinko17bro
      @jinko17bro 6 лет назад +6

      prime cronos definitely not a man's tuna

  • @noobweegeepasword9042
    @noobweegeepasword9042 6 лет назад +9641

    It’s the position he wanted to be. A janitor with high intelligence but low respect

    • @SomeoneElse-
      @SomeoneElse- 6 лет назад +1076

      Come to think of it, House in prison is very much like the japanese janitor that inspired him to be a doctor.

    • @MathStringInputOutpu
      @MathStringInputOutpu 6 лет назад +258

      I think that is why this season opener is like a rebirth

    • @BahramKheradmand
      @BahramKheradmand 6 лет назад +50

      That's Scrubs. Get your shows right :D

    • @DissarayJay
      @DissarayJay 6 лет назад +124

      No, that's the janitor with high respect and low inteligence...

    • @noobweegeepasword9042
      @noobweegeepasword9042 6 лет назад +51

      Mista Jay no earlier House mentions snaps see janitor that is in actuality a genius doctor.

  • @NakanoHitori
    @NakanoHitori 6 лет назад +13390

    I like how he made a Wilson type friend in prison

    • @stargazerart
      @stargazerart 6 лет назад +1118

      he also makes a friend in the loony bin. House is very independent but his personality needs exactly one person to talk objectively to so he always picks someone out when Wilsons not around.

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 5 лет назад +295

      Prison Wilson, Looney Wilson ... haha XD @@stargazerart

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад +11

      @@joebenzz LOL

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад +5

      @@stargazerart True!

    • @leeoconnell2572
      @leeoconnell2572 5 лет назад +6

      Or a Caleb type friend

  • @adamcrawford304
    @adamcrawford304 6 лет назад +2158

    "That was stupid."
    "Synonym for clever."
    Awesome response

  • @austinmatthews6689
    @austinmatthews6689 6 лет назад +3394

    “I️m not gonna listen to someone who can’t name all the reindeer”

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 4 года назад +7

      I loved that part. Lol 😂😂

    • @jimpizza6518
      @jimpizza6518 3 года назад +6

      Question .....What is the name of the 10th reindeer ?.........................................Olive...........YW.......ET

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda 3 года назад +2

      ya best line ever! 🦌🤣

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 17 дней назад +1

      To be honest, I've long since forgotten myself.

  • @fukuoka-musician
    @fukuoka-musician 3 года назад +2656

    House in prison or in the psych ward, outside of his normal environment, are some of the best episodes of the entire series. Interesting how that works.

    • @amintazi5904
      @amintazi5904 2 года назад +37

      I like it too, proves a good man/doctor is the same anywhere he is, he already has it all

    • @Mr.Iknowitall
      @Mr.Iknowitall 2 года назад +14

      I feel just the opposite. I hate when they break regular episodes… That goes for every show. I hate destination episodes like going on vacation etc. I like things just the way they are, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

    • @yungtux8770
      @yungtux8770 2 года назад +29

      @@Mr.Iknowitall Episodes or character arcs like these exist to take characters out of their usual tried and true environment and show us how they act in a different environment with different character dynamics. It’s not a fix, it’s just a temporary tweak.

    • @hollyb6885
      @hollyb6885 Год назад +1

      @@Mr.Iknowitall I love all the episodes. I can’t think of one that I don’t love. The writing, acting, music…. are all fantastic!

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 Год назад +2

      @@Mr.Iknowitall I get what your saying. But it's fine when it's just an episode or two
      However when a series tries to make like half a season about a character going to jail then I get annoyed and confused as to what the series is supposed to be

  • @louvie1066
    @louvie1066 6 лет назад +1459

    That look on his face... "Nobody steals my tuna"

    • @pupukaka4479
      @pupukaka4479 5 лет назад +1

      Louvie 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AlexGNR
      @AlexGNR 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @longebane
      @longebane 5 месяцев назад

      Wasn’t that one of the McPoyles

  • @clockworkgirl7387
    @clockworkgirl7387 6 лет назад +1372

    5:42 That face you make after the satisfaction of a perfectly executed plan kicks in!

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 6 лет назад +23

      JUST AS PLANNED

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 5 лет назад +22

      I know that face :D Its uncontrollable and involuntary. It just kicks in and let it happen when you win.

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 5 лет назад +1

      Clockwork Girl
      KEIKAKU DOORI

    • @hihello8771
      @hihello8771 5 лет назад

      @42 jade cringe

  • @alexpalmer4825
    @alexpalmer4825 6 лет назад +5016

    In reality prison thieves are so widely despised that the man would have been stabbed himself. They get placed on the same level as sex offenders inside.

    • @alexpalmer4825
      @alexpalmer4825 6 лет назад +851

      The issue is not being a thief, the issue is being a thief inside prison. It is in everyones interest for theft to be at a minimum, imagine you have to go to work and you are worried that your steroeo that you cannot afford to replace might get robbed.

    • @beauc7992
      @beauc7992 6 лет назад +19

      That was some good shit, Istvan. Thanks for letting me knows it exists.

    • @JackRabbittm
      @JackRabbittm 6 лет назад +16

      Do I want to know how you know that? XD

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 6 лет назад

      Interesting

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 6 лет назад +32

      @John Smith Normally if you aren't with a group, you ought to expect that as the norm as there's nobody to back you up. But if you are within a group, people won't give you shit since you aren't alone. That's why there are groups in prison, strength in number but there's usually no conflicts between them, if there are, they'll settle it within the rules that allows it.

  • @monkii3814
    @monkii3814 6 лет назад +11253

    IT IS FINALLY LUPUS!

    • @John231984
      @John231984 6 лет назад +727

      It was NOT lupus in this episode. IF you watch the whole thing, they figure that part out. Only time it was Lupus was in Season 3 with the Magician.

    • @agentsmidt3209
      @agentsmidt3209 6 лет назад +394

      Every thing is Lupus. Lupus is the meaning of life.

    • @moky78
      @moky78 6 лет назад +20

      John231984 season 4 episode 8 I don’t want to know. 😊

    • @adambrady6675
      @adambrady6675 6 лет назад +13

      Peter Lupus ?

    • @thetreacherousleech8990
      @thetreacherousleech8990 6 лет назад +51

      It's never lupus

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 3 года назад +778

    Rollo, the guy who stole House's tuna, was the arms dealer that sold bulletproof vests to the Cousins in Breaking Bad; although for me he looks Steve Buscemi but younger.

    • @sws212
      @sws212 3 года назад +56

      He's more known as playing one of the Mcpoyle brothers on Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    • @delanorrosey4730
      @delanorrosey4730 3 года назад +8

      And the other guy House was playing chess with was in the first season of 24.

    • @girik20S
      @girik20S 3 года назад +9

      No wonder he seemed so familiar

    • @melissawellington9924
      @melissawellington9924 3 года назад +1

      I knew it

    • @deadringer2349
      @deadringer2349 3 года назад +5

      And he talks like Steve Buscemi too. 😁

  • @Luison40
    @Luison40 4 года назад +512

    House should be rated as one of the greatest tv series ever, it was so great from the beginning to its end, I’ll never get enough of this.

    • @LuizFelipe-lk1hs
      @LuizFelipe-lk1hs 2 года назад +4

      I disagree, it has been sometime, but I remember the last two seasons being quite bad - compared to other seasons.

    • @urbanprojectz
      @urbanprojectz 2 года назад +3

      @@LuizFelipe-lk1hs They were not too bad, but last season was weaker, and a little rushed.

    • @hollyb6885
      @hollyb6885 Год назад +2

      @@LuizFelipe-lk1hs I have to disagree with you. I thought the writing, acting, etc we’re all fantastic in every season. I DO wish Cuddy was in season 8 though.

    • @RobinTheMetaGod
      @RobinTheMetaGod Год назад

      The show sucked.

  • @musical_lolu4811
    @musical_lolu4811 6 лет назад +983

    Here, House literally becomes the 'buraku' janitor that inspired him to become a genius diagnostician in the first place.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 года назад +3

      Huh.

    • @MrBullterrier
      @MrBullterrier 4 года назад +68

      @@JoshSweetvale It's short for Burakumin. In Japan those were the people of the lowest possible social class. They worked with the dead, at taneries or did other socially unacceptable, but necessary jobs. They were despised to such an extent that even today people with burakumin heritage can be discriminated against.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 4 года назад +21

      @Half Knight
      Look up Dahlit (Untouchable) in Indian caste systems.
      Lowest rank on the cast system, deals with corpses and sewage and the ‘untouchable’ jobs.
      Basically the same thing.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 4 года назад +6

      @Half Knight
      Hanging around corpses/sewage and being a constant disease carrier will often lead to being shunned.

    • @tarua3076
      @tarua3076 4 года назад

      @@rustkarl who to blame? The British?

  • @LordofFullmetal
    @LordofFullmetal 4 года назад +419

    "You wanna get back at these guys? Get out alive on Friday".
    I actually watch a RUclipsr who's done time, and from what she says, that's very true. You gotta realise that a lot of these people are in for LIFE - which means they have nothing to lose, because what's gonna happen to them? They're already never going home. How much worse can it get? So the best way to get back at them is by going home - because they can't do that.

    • @carinbbloxer5912
      @carinbbloxer5912 8 месяцев назад +2

      Personal comment, related to a relationship problem of mine, if you gonna get revenge anyway, why not take it all? Why limit yourself for the things that are good for you, do the neutral ones as well, make then pay the most you can without colateral damage.

  • @PixelMarker
    @PixelMarker 5 лет назад +325

    "you got 4 days left. How many tricks you got?" sir you are talking to house

  • @chriskoloski32
    @chriskoloski32 3 года назад +404

    Is it weird that I actually wish there were a few more episodes of house in prison helping fix some more patients

    • @danielcavalier711
      @danielcavalier711 Год назад +4

      maybe they didnt have enough faith in it? We all love the result, but, I guess the writers were under A LOT of pressure by putting House in prison@@AbhijeetMishra

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 9 месяцев назад +2

      Worth at least a five episode arc. I mean how many episodes did we get with that annoying cop? I’d invest at least that much in House Arrest!

  • @WalterLiddy
    @WalterLiddy 5 лет назад +160

    Cool to see Michael Massee playing a sympathetic character for once. He's so typecast as the psycho criminal most of the time.

    • @moose1986
      @moose1986 Год назад

      I really was surprised after seeing him in Rizzoli and isles

  • @Mercenary-st8ge
    @Mercenary-st8ge 6 лет назад +191

    "House used to be a doctor" add "that is one of the best" and you have an accurate statement

  • @itsstrange1213
    @itsstrange1213 6 лет назад +2415

    IT'S ACTUALLY LUPUS! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

    • @John231984
      @John231984 6 лет назад +138

      It was NOT lupus in this episode. IF you watch the whole thing, they figure that part out. Only time it was Lupus was in Season 3 with the Magician.

    • @dandosapershing6103
      @dandosapershing6103 6 лет назад +7

      Some Edgy Thirteen Year Old it was an allergy to some medicine if I remember right

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 5 лет назад +8

      It's never Lupus...
      Except that one time and that other time on accident.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 4 года назад +4

      @@PerfectAlibi1
      It's not lupus... until its not not lupus

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 года назад +2

      @@Neo2266.
      You're not making any sense at all...

  • @dust6711
    @dust6711 6 лет назад +1538

    B-B-But its never lupus...

    • @agentdelta569
      @agentdelta569 6 лет назад +44

      Dust watch the rest of the episode, its not the 1st time someone has "had" lupus only to find out later it isnt

    • @dust6711
      @dust6711 6 лет назад +47

      Exactly. Because it's never Lupus.

    • @chrisp.2852
      @chrisp.2852 6 лет назад +17

      @@dust6711 except in season 3 with the magician

  • @ericriffel8954
    @ericriffel8954 4 года назад +1147

    This episode proved that House could carry the show without Cuddy and Wilson.

    • @santiagobarrios6204
      @santiagobarrios6204 3 года назад +75

      Yet, they needed to create a character whose actions and personality were just like Wilson’s. Semantics

    • @ryanwitt6861
      @ryanwitt6861 2 года назад +8

      No 😆 This, like Broken, proves it could be done for a handful of episodes at best.

    • @ericriffel8954
      @ericriffel8954 2 года назад +13

      @@ryanwitt6861 The characters of 13 and Taub were more interesting, and were better equipped for sparring with House. If they were expanded and given more time, they could have filled any void left by Cuddy and Wilson. Also, Foreman as House's boss in season. 8 made their interactions more entertaining. The show could have gone on successfully for another 2 seasons without Cuddy and Wilson.

    • @ryanwitt6861
      @ryanwitt6861 2 года назад +11

      @@ericriffel8954 yeah agree to disagree....13 is wonderful, but Taub was a wet blanket ....and none of his ducklings matched how compelling Wilson and Cuddy were at their best....sorry. 🥱

    • @ericriffel8954
      @ericriffel8954 2 года назад +2

      @@ryanwitt6861 Wilson had become totally predictable, and Cuddy totally unpredictable, which weakened their rolls.

  • @thefausty5195
    @thefausty5195 3 года назад +501

    " How do you know about ceftriaxone?'
    " House, used to be a doctor"
    He was not just a doctor, HE WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST DOCTORS of ALL TIME. HE IS LITERALLY, THE SHERLOCK HOLMES OF DOCTORS.

    • @hhale
      @hhale 3 года назад +10

      Perhaps because the character of House is based upon Sherlock Holmes?

    • @thefausty5195
      @thefausty5195 3 года назад +3

      @@hhale Yes, I know.

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda 3 года назад +19

      to clarify he leads a team of diagnosticians as the Head of Diagnostic Medicine, board certified with a double specialty in infectious disease and nephrology..
      ..nobody likes me very much.

    • @thefausty5195
      @thefausty5195 3 года назад +7

      @@Tommyoda Along with that, He can insult anyone out of existence.

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 2 года назад +1

      @@thefausty5195 LOL 😂

  • @abhijith1890
    @abhijith1890 6 лет назад +1243

    I like how he made that guy lose the chess match.

    • @davilip
      @davilip 6 лет назад +82

      Edward Nigma He didn't. He beat him.

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 6 лет назад +120

      CovfefeVuvzela No, he was playing House. That's why he told House what his move was, and House replied with a move of his own. House is just good enough that he doesn't need to see the board.

    • @chieffanLJ27
      @chieffanLJ27 5 лет назад +8

      @@lucaxtshotting2378 ......right. easy if youve dedicated a lot of life to chess. By that time, youd prob already played blindfolded. Im decent, 1400 to 1500, but i know i couldnt. Most people have problems playing normally...

    • @isa2758
      @isa2758 5 лет назад +24

      @@lucaxtshotting2378 yeah you are such a badass

    • @Heldemon
      @Heldemon 5 лет назад +8

      @@chieffanLJ27 How good you are doesn't matter as much as the ability to remember the coordinates and visualize the board.

  • @imgreghouse5640
    @imgreghouse5640 6 лет назад +1909

    I thought that was Ice Cube in the thumbnail

  • @alexnas9634
    @alexnas9634 5 лет назад +40

    i watched this episode with a friend who went to jail and he said no matter what if you steal commisary and get caught your getting your ass kicked from your gang and others, no matter what you never steal or snitch.

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz 3 года назад +32

    "He called you Stompy, with an Y" Hahaha

  • @deadflag7030
    @deadflag7030 6 лет назад +380

    Wait what WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT NOWWWWW IT'S LUPUS ONCE HOUSE ISN'T EVEN IN A HOSPITAL IT'S LUPUS

  • @jaay5310
    @jaay5310 2 года назад +26

    "You have 4 days left. How many more tricks you got?" It's house you're talking to. He has a million more XD

  • @chadsimmons6347
    @chadsimmons6347 5 лет назад +2405

    House is from England, he fakes the American accent and does a good job fooling us

    • @teukufayzal9998
      @teukufayzal9998 5 лет назад +116

      the actor is british, Gregory House is american.

    • @Wtahc
      @Wtahc 5 лет назад +24

      @@teukufayzal9998 thank you for that absolutely useless semantic point

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 лет назад +7

      Christopher Marlowe There are a lot of Irish and British actors who do convincing American accents...

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah no shit, High Laurie is pretty famous...

    • @saesariolisenty6123
      @saesariolisenty6123 5 лет назад +7

      He actually had to see someone to get his accent back

  • @PoisedK1NG_P1N
    @PoisedK1NG_P1N 4 года назад +37

    Best part is definitely when he say “you’re gonna let me walk outta here” and House just goes “alright I guess I’m gonna best you with the cane”

  • @dawnoftime6424
    @dawnoftime6424 6 лет назад +136

    4:35 "oh no. I know that look" yuuuuup XD

  • @danireland2126
    @danireland2126 6 лет назад +396

    House gets robbed by a Mcpoyle

  • @anthonyd.8067
    @anthonyd.8067 3 года назад +61

    House used to be a doctor is the biggest understatement ever lol.

  • @theoreticalhybrid
    @theoreticalhybrid 6 лет назад +120

    Rollo looks like he could be Steve Buscemi's son.

  • @naiveseeker8346
    @naiveseeker8346 6 лет назад +411

    I see. Old dude acknowledged that House’s plan was brilliant. He also notes that he could have done something similar on the last day instead, which would somewhat destroy the rest of the plot line but hey. Smart but stoopid.

    • @Sashi_Mee
      @Sashi_Mee 6 лет назад +4

      Naive Seeker I loved that old dude

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 6 лет назад +30

      +House Lannister That was Michael Massee. He was the actor who accidentally killed Brandon Lee on THE CROW set. He died of cancer about 2 years ago.

    • @nujengxiong350
      @nujengxiong350 6 лет назад

      Naive Seeker Hmong ujtur

    • @danijel-ch2gk
      @danijel-ch2gk 6 лет назад +1

      @@Theomite Whoa, didn't know that (never saw that film).

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 5 лет назад

      @Brittany Bennett Sorry, I know lots of pointless trivia.

  • @mirjana72mb
    @mirjana72mb 4 года назад +49

    The way house says "USUALLY??" With such an insulted tone kills me every single day.

  • @metallicavoices
    @metallicavoices 6 лет назад +90

    I love House. My favorite all-time character. He uses his mind to completely unravel his counterparts.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Год назад

      No, he uses his mind to solve puzzles first and foremost. Unravelling rivals is bonus)

  • @stealoforrealo
    @stealoforrealo 6 лет назад +478

    i thought it was never ever gonna be lupus :D

    • @John231984
      @John231984 6 лет назад +25

      It was NOT lupus in this episode. IF you watch the whole thing, they figure that part out. Only time it was Lupus was in Season 3 with the Magician.

    • @klash3532
      @klash3532 6 лет назад +20

      why are YOU highlighting WORDS like THIS

    • @bananalorenzo6886
      @bananalorenzo6886 6 лет назад +3

      @@klash3532 cuz some people often seems not to read as they should. You know, you write something, another one misunderstand

    • @klash3532
      @klash3532 6 лет назад +3

      @@bananalorenzo6886 that would make sense, if he actually highlighted the correct words.

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 5 лет назад +5

      AM I late to THE highlighting CONVENTION

  • @Ava_Orchid
    @Ava_Orchid 6 лет назад +194

    In reality this is why people do not let others know how much time they have. If he wanted to snitch (which is not really worth it anyhow but neither is letting people run all over you as you never know what may happen) he could request pc

    • @SpaghettiNachos
      @SpaghettiNachos 6 лет назад +23

      He was going to, but he was paying a gang leader in vicodin for protection. He heard about the short time and threatened house's friends on the outside if he didnt pay

  • @MrRetlav
    @MrRetlav 5 лет назад +24

    "you got 4 days left.... How many more tricks you got?"
    THE TRICK OF INVINCIBLE PLOT ARMOR!

  • @syncategorematically
    @syncategorematically 3 года назад +19

    lol...even the prisoner knew that House face when he about to cause a trouble

  • @veramutora3770
    @veramutora3770 5 лет назад +17

    “The time they get out of solitary, I’ll be teaching physics in the university of Fiji”

  • @bengordon3423
    @bengordon3423 3 года назад +22

    “I’m not gonna listen to a guy who can’t name the reindeer”
    amazing.

  • @xatzpskl
    @xatzpskl 5 лет назад +23

    "Put it back"
    "Nah"
    "CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE LUPUS"

  • @J_GoTTi
    @J_GoTTi 3 года назад +43

    I admire this man. Probably my favorite House scene of all time.

  • @bogbog4678
    @bogbog4678 3 года назад +7

    "How many tricks do you have?"
    Odin's voice:"As many as are needed!"

  • @DisKorruptd
    @DisKorruptd 4 года назад +70

    never mess with a man who's smarter than you, he doesnt have to throw a punch to get you injured

  • @jesuschristislord6790
    @jesuschristislord6790 5 лет назад +10

    That's why you never tell anyone you're getting parole.

  • @bananalorenzo6886
    @bananalorenzo6886 6 лет назад +68

    No guys, in this episode it was not Lupus, House was just wrong. The only case of Lupus was with the Magician in season 5

  • @evelyncai8287
    @evelyncai8287 3 года назад +47

    Frankie (Wilson's "replacement") is the best! I wish we got to see what happened to him and House's cellmate after he got out.

  • @Emlee100
    @Emlee100 6 лет назад +59

    "Doctors can be degenerates. This is America." I love him sm & need a rewatch of the show

  • @FlyingFishProductions
    @FlyingFishProductions Год назад +2

    That’s the arms dealer from breaking bad who sell the Salamanca twins bullet proof vests.

  • @snakebeing756
    @snakebeing756 6 лет назад +28

    House even in prison is brilliant.

  • @becca2938
    @becca2938 Год назад +1

    The only none real thing about this is that 1)the guards don't intervene in fights that quickly, and 2), it might take weeks to get into medical unless you have a more emergency related issue.

  • @Spider_7_7
    @Spider_7_7 5 лет назад +47

    “That look is offensive and elitist.” 😂

  • @Mr.Fandomizer
    @Mr.Fandomizer 5 месяцев назад +1

    “How many more tricks you got?”
    House:”you really want me to answer that question?”

  • @jessical4866
    @jessical4866 4 года назад +7

    Love how this guy - who’s known House for what? A few months? - knows The Look.

  • @swyxTV
    @swyxTV 4 года назад +19

    Odette makes my heart stop every time

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 3 года назад +7

    "'Usually'? Well I guess that's good enough for prison work."
    "👁👄👁"
    "...You don't write people up for mouthing off, do you?
    "Not usually."
    "👁👃👁"
    That's a good line.

  • @josephthreefingers8450
    @josephthreefingers8450 6 лет назад +6

    Ok, that last part made me laugh AND I was impressed he got his shit back. I know it's a show but still. Cheers bud.

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed Год назад +5

    These episodes were fantastic! I would gladly watch a whole season of House in prison.

  • @tsoul1333
    @tsoul1333 5 лет назад +4

    finaly someone who was kind enough to put the source in the description below.
    Thank you very much

  • @NotScy
    @NotScy 5 лет назад +6

    This and the rehab episodes were on of the best of the show

  • @hydralisk8569
    @hydralisk8569 2 года назад +1

    House - It"s ne er lupus,
    Till it is!! Hahahahahahah this show.

  • @jerrybobteasdale
    @jerrybobteasdale 6 лет назад +350

    Interesting graffiti next to House's bunk. Equations for physics of chemical reactions??

    • @mundi5462
      @mundi5462 6 лет назад +40

      A mix of both and also advanced calculus aswell as one unlegible math garçon because it’s. Been written over so many times

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson 5 лет назад +4

      You and I both know it was just dirty limericks

    • @AlexGNR
      @AlexGNR 4 года назад +1

      @@mundi5462 it is calculus and biophysics
      Aka the things needed for medicine.
      That is atleast what I've read a looong time ago.

  • @MintyFreshTurds
    @MintyFreshTurds 2 года назад +2

    4:41 Ramen packs in the cell is a good detail.

  • @river7874
    @river7874 5 лет назад +34

    Those damn McPoyle's... Take away their milk and they'll steal all your stuff.

    • @cm9241
      @cm9241 4 года назад +1

      The other mcpoyle was a priest with aids on house

  • @mr_excessive_tackle1114
    @mr_excessive_tackle1114 Год назад +1

    House won't take advise from people who cant name the reindeer 😂😂😂

  • @QUARTERMASTEREMI6
    @QUARTERMASTEREMI6 5 лет назад +8

    _"Oh no, I know that look…"_ Don't we all, don't we all…

  • @jackhackman7777
    @jackhackman7777 3 года назад +28

    😂😂 oh man house killed it at the end 😂😂
    He kept his radio and his packs of tuna 😂😂
    Brains over bronz wins everytime 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @kev3d
    @kev3d 6 лет назад +10

    The man, Michael Massee, who accidentally killed Brandon Lee. Poor dude, having that on his conscience through no fault of his own. Then he died of cancer a couple years ago. Good actor.

  • @TheMrBadGuy101
    @TheMrBadGuy101 2 года назад +3

    I can't believe for a second they let him have a metal cane.

  • @rangergun
    @rangergun 3 года назад +10

    WE WANT A WHOLE SHOW WITH HOUSE IN JAIL

  • @MJultraB
    @MJultraB 3 месяца назад +1

    5:43 house is the goat he could definitely survive life in prison hes so manipulative in a way where he doesn't get caught😂😂😂 what a genius

  • @soarinskies1105
    @soarinskies1105 3 года назад +10

    I like how house was playing that game of chess with the guy in his cell.

  • @TheFoxHound626
    @TheFoxHound626 6 лет назад +513

    Why did House drive his car into Cuddys house?

    • @lampej_9251
      @lampej_9251 6 лет назад +265

      If I remember correctly, she was dating someone and he was upset about it so much that he ended up driving the car into Cuddy's house

    • @TheFoxHound626
      @TheFoxHound626 6 лет назад +11

      Lampej _ thanks mate

    • @istvankovacs4154
      @istvankovacs4154 6 лет назад +125

      He did it for teh lulz.

    • @Einhander09
      @Einhander09 6 лет назад +223

      She lied to him when he asked if she was seeing anyone else and it hit a boiling point at the end of the episode.

    • @griselmancedo1052
      @griselmancedo1052 6 лет назад +68

      BECAUSE HE'S AN ASS.

  • @glenncarver9049
    @glenncarver9049 4 года назад +12

    I wonder why House never communicated with his prison-Willson friend after he became free.

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions 5 лет назад +16

    Love Odette yustman. She was one of my fave doctors on his team in the later part of the series

  • @pepleatherlab3872
    @pepleatherlab3872 4 года назад +3

    Discovering buttons of others, then pressing them against each other is how all the best vendettas get solved.

  • @maddylmaz4627
    @maddylmaz4627 2 года назад +1

    He should have wore that white kevlar vest. They’re so soft you’ll forget you’re wearing it…

  • @erikfjellstrom3873
    @erikfjellstrom3873 4 года назад +3

    "he called you stompIEEEE , with a IEEEE :D hahahaha

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 5 лет назад +8

    "Doctors can be degenerates. This is America."
    Fuckin love House

  • @Link-Drako
    @Link-Drako 6 лет назад +11

    this really needs to be back on Netflix NOW

  • @kemuelivatucawaqa7391
    @kemuelivatucawaqa7391 5 лет назад +5

    Hey House still waiting on that physics lecture here in Fiji😂😂😂

  • @arekthekingsecondaryaccoun4208
    @arekthekingsecondaryaccoun4208 5 лет назад +3

    House and a guy talking about santa .
    House : santa has lupus

  • @gavinmcmurdy9535
    @gavinmcmurdy9535 5 лет назад +15

    I wish that in the following season there would be an episode where rollo needed to be treated by House...it would be a great but horrifying reunion

  • @rothkoVEV0
    @rothkoVEV0 5 лет назад +45

    in here Im janitor in Soviet Russia I was physics profesor...

  • @mangoleeallan
    @mangoleeallan 5 лет назад +5

    just noticed the maths equations on the wall next to his bed, after 3 times watching all the seasons I keep discovering new things!

  • @manyoustink
    @manyoustink 4 года назад +4

    i laughed when he said "it's lupus". i saw ppl commenting that all the time but haven't heard any characters say it till now

  • @PanzerMold
    @PanzerMold 3 года назад +1

    *"NEXT TIME I WILL TAKE YOUR STEREO!"*

  • @cm9241
    @cm9241 4 года назад +3

    House is literally goodwill hunting in this episode

  • @myrandomchannel6952
    @myrandomchannel6952 4 года назад +3

    the time house put the stereo on the other room is kinda genius u know.😂

  • @mstruth364
    @mstruth364 5 лет назад +3

    One of the most underrated shows of all time

  • @monkeylady8150
    @monkeylady8150 2 месяца назад +1

    When house is sitting there, hearing stomper yelling at rollo, a human, no matter how much hate you feel for either, will feel bad for intentionally causing bodily harm. The only way you can justify it for yourself, and run away from the guilt, is to pretend you like it, and that this is exactly how you wanted it, and planned it, and got it. Fake it 'till you make it. I think this is happening here.
    Edit for clarification: House must convince himself he is proud and glad at his schemes, because otherwise, he will feel bad.
    Edit2: This is why he laughs.

  • @alcatraz754
    @alcatraz754 6 лет назад +30

    3:20 this is America... 😂

  • @chasfarthing244
    @chasfarthing244 6 лет назад +26

    Damn! House had his own rorschak, or however you spell it