Maybe next time... Shoutout to @Japanesebushbaby for providing his G-Man voice! Support more animations: / coreyladdo See more on Twitter: / coreyladdo
Plot twist: The real reason why G-Man stutters and breathes heavily is because he is trying to hold back emotions. In this case, he was trying to hold back tears.
@@neckisgo I think it’s supposed to add to his unnatural speech patterns. It kinda sounds like he’s not used to talking with a human mouth or using lungs, which is why he sounds like he can’t regulate his breathing like a normal person and always has saliva in his mouth
@@capasak598 that could work, but I was thinking more that the first one is said the first time GMan actually shows any sort of frustration, the one moment he isn't in control
"what would you like nudged?" "The game of the year...I want half life to win game of the year." "That, would be a particularly large nudge...too large."
"Then...uh...Half Life 3!" "I'm truely sorry Miss Vance but that nudge would be very large." "For gods sake! Why?! just give us a game after 18 years!" "While i too want to see another Half Life game that isn't in my powers but of Valve's power."
If the G-man ever swore at me I'd piss my pants. It would be like god saying he's going to kick your ass, you've dragged a powerful being down to your level, that's terrifying.
G-Man, being the reality warping entity he is, I feel he is actually creating these strange dark voids filled with nonsensical scenarios; not as a form of torture for Gordan but a form of entertainment for himself to pass the time for the right moment to deploy his captive pawns. Which it seems Gordan has become accustomed to and, judging by his appearance, is quite frankly sick of G-Man's shit.
All the G-Mod movies ever made are canon. They are the hallucinations and night terrors that Gordon witnessed while he was in the purgatory only known as "cs_office".
Gman to Last of Us 2: I have taken the liberty of relieving you of your reward. It was Valve property anyways. As for this official declaration of shit, I believe you have earned it.
Mox why do you always watch the videos I watch and I watch your videos and it's weird what is going on I just saw you in DarkViperAU's comment section and then I saw u in my feed
@@heavierthanairfilms I AM A TUMBLER EH I AM A GOVERMENT MAN ALLLLL I WANT IS TO BREED WONT YOU BREED WITH ME FIGHT THE COMBINE DISABLE THE COCKBLOCK MACHINE SO WE CAN BREED WITHIN
Don't worry G, the Game Awards is just a pointless and opinionated event that manages to surpass the Oscars in stupidity and triviality, We true gamers all know what the real Star of 2020 was.
VR is going to be the evolution of the whole gaming system, but it is not yet. It's still too expensive to have a capable hardware to make it worldwide. But if it finally is worldwide will be because we want to play games like Alyx. This is why Alyx is an historical game, not just another console goty.
@@gustavosantos106 Many people will still view VR gaming as a gimmick even once it becomes a proper worldwide thing i'm afraid and i think it's to do with the fact that we've been burned once by VR like systems before...They were around in the 80's and 90's but they were shall we say, basic? The ones around that time claimed to be the best thing ever graphics wise and that ended up being a total lie...Also one of the ones that was made in the 90's cost up to $73,000 dollars, sure it was a multi pod design that had a VR headset and exoskeleton you hopped into but the only thing it was good for was a tiny selection of multiplayer based games that were built for that VR system, no other VR system could even load the games due to how they used the pod's exoskeleton for movement.
@@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991 oh idk maybe motion sickness, eye strain, migraines, disorientation because of poor refresh rate, hardware limitations, horrible inflated prices and the need for a powerful system, not to mention a dedicated fucking room for your toy, clumsy designs and the simple fact that mouse and keyboard games allow more freedom, ironically. Try rocket jumping in VR, I’m sure it’ll go well. Not. Sorry but VR will mostly stay a gimmick, because it is one! Most people prefer a screen and the accuracy of a mouse, the end.
I mean, so was the internet. So was the phone, the pc, and whatever else was invented to progress the human experience. Until everyone can get ahold of it and judge it by themselves, it's nothing but a cool new gadget.
First thing I thought of when he stfu to the guy who said "You're breathtaking!" was the "I love you, Metroman! And I love you random citizen!" scene from Megamind.
Genuinely believed this was an official animation until he said “shut the fuck up” and can’t me off guard. Great work man, the animation quality and voice acting is next level
I mean, TLOU2 won, right? Well, to be fair Alyx is something more fresh in a way. I mean for VR, and it uses that really well for a pretty immersive experience. And to be fair, everyone was dissapointed with TLOU2. So probably Half-Life: Alyx should have won.
@@erikpng so many games better than tlou2. its actually bs. Looking at it from a non-fan perspective, it is a good game. But holy SHIT. There are so many other games that should’ve won. Tsushima, Doom, HL:A, etc. actually rigged.
Every so often since this video was released I come back to it just so I can hear the G-Man tell the breathtaking guy to shut the fuck up It’s cathartic
@@theplagueddoctor3686 That was basically the green light for the committee of journos and activists to stick it to the trolls and give TLOU2 every other award
[The Whole Script Of This Video] *(Clapping cut in the beginning)* *Geoff Keighley, sounds like he's bored:* And, now, I'm happy to announce the winner for “Game Of The Year” selected by 51 global media influencer outlets and the fans. And this year, the Game Of The W-the Game Of The Year goes to... “Half-Life: Alyx”. *(The video, then, goes to G-Man. Everyone claps and “Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime” plays while G-Man walks to the front and looks at the crowd, and does his Keanu Reeves-like move, after that. He, then, stops walking.)* *(Someone coughs and G-Man ignores that cough.)* *G-Man, calm:* Thank you so much. It, really, is an honour and a privilege to accept this prestigious award. It is truly breathtaking to be here, today. I would- *One person in the crowd which interrupted, excitingly:* You're breathtaking! *(G-Man looks at that one person who interrupted him)* *G-Man, in an angry manner:* SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. *(G-Man looks back at the crowd.)* *G-Man, now in a calm manner:* I would like to thank my good friend, Dr. Gordon Freeman, for supporting me along my journey. *(Gordon Freeman sits dead, when he's being filmed at after G-Man says “Doctor” and filmed back at G-Man before saying “I”.)* *G-Man, still calm:* I believe I owe you an alcoholic beverage, hmm? Anyway... *(G-Man looks to the left.)* *G-Man, in a shocking manner:* What? Y-you can't be... *G-Man now feels a little bit sad:* No th- uhhh- *(G-Man looks in the front, in a frustrating way.)* *G-Man, disappointed:* This is- this is ridiculous. *(G-Man does his big H A U G H.)* *G-Man, back in disappointment:* This is an outrage! *(G-Man looks back to the left.)* *G-Man, in frustration:* You mean we weren't even nominated? *G-Man, releasing his anger:* Who won the award? *(G-Man looks back to the front, still in a frustrating way.)* *G-Man, holding his anger but with a sad shock:* Wha- *G-Man, losing a little bit of anger in disappointment:* Unbelievable. My employers will be most displeased. This- *(G-Man does his big H A U G H, again.)* *G-Man, released his anger:* -is bullshit! *(G-Man walks to the back)* *G-Man, back in disappointment:* Come with me, Gordon. We are leaving. *G-Man, shouting in anger, while still walking to the back:* We are leaving! *(Video goes back to Geoff, “Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime” plays again, everyone claps and cheers, and Keighley gives his most awkward look. After all of that, the video gives a black screen and “Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime” fades out, meaning that it's the end of the video)*
The best part about this is that "shit" is absolutely a word G-man would use, as indicated by an unused voice clip of G-man taking in a shaky breath and saying, "Well...shit..." in the most ominous manner I have ever heard the word uttered before.
@@spaceman7019 Original comment was "I would've been more surprised if Alyx didn't win in the Game of The Year award", so just a mild typo and a bit of miscommunication. So back when the original comment had a typo I was confused and thought that they didn't watch the video and learned that Alyx lost game of the year (and in fact wasn't even nominated). you can see that the original poster edited their comment
![[SFM] Cooking With G-Man: Headcrab Jambalaya](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zTMjucCj590/mqdefault.jpg)
I felt physically threatened when G-Man told the audience member to shut up
Very jarring indeed
Your breath taking :D
LOL. Me too. So expressively aggressive. That facial animation is so real-looking.
fear the gman
He told him to shut _the_ _fuck_ up.
once in a lifetime is now officially Gman's theme.
That's just incredible really
I like to think that Adrian Shephard's theme is "Private Life" by OingoBoingo because he would probably want somebody to get him out of that Osprey
@@maximmachinegun7206 Perfect song selection really!
Same as it ever was...
I LOVE IT AND IVE NEVER PLAYED ANY HL GAMES (JUST WATCHED VIN STREAM THEM) LMAO
"You're breathtaking-"
"Stfu"
Gamer moment right there.
Gamer man
Wait.
Gamer - G
Man.
Gman is a gamer.
G stands for, GAMER
Well I mean the heckler wasn't wrong.
G-man gaming
This high quality G Man model was a curse released upon the world
You meant blessing right?
@@freeze2869 let's say a blurse
He looks like my creepy uncle who smokes 247
@@Shoofgamergaming G-mans employees are watching...
@@Journey_to_who_knows 247 cigs a day??
Plot twist: The real reason why G-Man stutters and breathes heavily is because he is trying to hold back emotions.
In this case, he was trying to hold back tears.
was he crying in Half-Life 2 too? Have you heard those slurps he makes during the monologues?
@@neckisgo I think it’s supposed to add to his unnatural speech patterns. It kinda sounds like he’s not used to talking with a human mouth or using lungs, which is why he sounds like he can’t regulate his breathing like a normal person and always has saliva in his mouth
@@kona-p5579 yeah, possibly.
@@kona-p5579 Maybe it's gordon from the future having trouble learning to talk
@@vibaj16 oooo...
Now this is a theory i should hold onto.
Ah missed the opportunity to end with an "well.. we will see about that"
or "prepare for unforeseen consequences"
@@capasak598 that could work, but I was thinking more that the first one is said the first time GMan actually shows any sort of frustration, the one moment he isn't in control
I Agree...
or “this is where I get off”
@@glowkirby “That was a considerable large nudge, to large considering the interest of my Employers....”
i love how the "come with me Gordon" makes it sounds like he is his parent or something lol
I mean that's not really that inaccurate.
Don't talk to me or my employee ever again
"come back here, come back here NOW"
Gordon's a pet
it sounds like Captain Price line from cod4 ngl
G-Man: "I would like to thank Gordon Freeman--"
Gordon: *looks like he is asleep but is just legit bleeding out.*
Gordon is tired after fighting nonstop lol
_morphine administered_
@@samhansen9771 *administered*
@@Kacpa2 thanks
Why not thank Alyx which the game he's nominated for is about though xd
Excellent!
Hello there!
@@rocket-shotgunguyfromtf2 General Kenobi!
@@SimplyDuker You are a bold one!
Hey Hoovy when are you gonna make heavy eats a sandwich 12
Shhhhh guys we dont see anyone
Hearing G-Man say “shut the fuck up” in his iconic calm voice frightens me.
0:50
"what would you like nudged?"
"The game of the year...I want half life to win game of the year."
"That, would be a particularly large nudge...too large."
Well you asked.
That is a large nudge, but something I would like to change.
"Believe me, I have tried to make that...large nudge."
"Then...uh...Half Life 3!"
"I'm truely sorry Miss Vance but that nudge would be very large."
"For gods sake! Why?! just give us a game after 18 years!"
"While i too want to see another Half Life game that isn't in my powers but of Valve's power."
@@bruhmoment-wq5cy I thought the Gman’s employers were a metaphor for Valve
Plot twist: this is not an animation actually the official award
We wish
What actually got GOTY
@@alephkasai9384 the last of us 2.....
@@flyboy_nathan4112 What
@@flyboy_nathan4112 May I ask what it was up against?
lol scared me when he said stfu
I’ve never seen gman so pissed, that’s why
Imagine if that guy had said wholesome 100
ya not gonna a lie i was waitng for him to pull out the glock
That was fucking terrifying tbh
@@Unknown-hb3id no
If the G-man ever swore at me I'd piss my pants. It would be like god saying he's going to kick your ass, you've dragged a powerful being down to your level, that's terrifying.
He did say "Well shit" in a beta of Episode 1 I believe
@@TRRDroid which half life
@@TRRDroid there's 3 of them (edit: 3=Alyx)
@@Coalgers as I already said, Episode 1
when the nice teacher gets pissed
0:10 game of the world.
With all the HL3 leaks (which are not very credible and really vague so don't trust me on that one) it's gon be game of the universe
Gordon has had enough alcohol by the looks of it
I think he’s bleeding out bud, lol
@@MauricioJara that's the joke
he couldnt handle HLA not winning
Alcohol thins the blood.......
and gets you drunk. Win win.
G-Man's stasis is just sharing alcoholic beverages until they pass out for several years.
G-Man, being the reality warping entity he is, I feel he is actually creating these strange dark voids filled with nonsensical scenarios; not as a form of torture for Gordan but a form of entertainment for himself to pass the time for the right moment to deploy his captive pawns. Which it seems Gordan has become accustomed to and, judging by his appearance, is quite frankly sick of G-Man's shit.
All the G-Mod movies ever made are canon. They are the hallucinations and night terrors that Gordon witnessed while he was in the purgatory only known as "cs_office".
*Gordon
@@KevinOsterkilde
Please...forgive me...
G-Man, ultimate overlord and creator of the G-Mod reality
gordons just loopy off his gourd on morphine he physically cant stay awake if he stands still for more than one solid minute
Can't really blame Gordon, since I've also fallen asleep during this year's game awards.
well, he wasnt really asleep, he was in stasis, and he looked like he had wounds, so of course, he mustve been kinda dead, either inside or literally
@@Tower_Swagman in stasis perhaps
okay but the orchestra was awesome.
cmon everything else was shit exept the orchestra
Who won?
@@TheSpaceCowboy06 The Last of Us: Part II
The absolute rage, the true wrath in his face and voice when the guy says you're breathtaking is the most frightening thing i've ever experienced
"My Employers will be most displeased."
Most haunting words I've ever heard.
[ANGRY BREATHING SOUNDS]
GALUNGAS
Gordon being in stasis literally killed me 🤣
Im sorry you are literally dead
Rest in peace
so when's the funeral
Stasis Jar
@@screamsinrussian5773 tomorrow
Gman saying the F word is the best thing ever
Well, he had said the S word, now it’s about time he says the F.
What word is he gonna say next?
@@bearpuns5910 Probably a bear pun
@@KooshaKarimi be bear-y cool if he did
@@bearpuns5910 Ikr
I honestly believe Willem Defoe would be a perfect candidate to play G-Man in a Half-Life movie.
This impersonator's voice kinda reminded me of Defoe.
Or bill nighy
My personal pick is Mark Zuckerberg. He already looks and acts alien he'd be perfect for the role.
@@mylles1112 I first read this and thought you misspelled Bill Nye. Which was a weird mental image, Bill Nye as Gman.
Plot twist: It was Cave Johnson who did this. The revenge of the lemonade man.
Burn the house down
@@eefthebeef3047 with the lemons
*"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS"*
I don't want your damn game award what the hell am I supposed to do with it? Do you know who I am?!
*SCIENCE! LEMONS! BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!*
You really like that song don’t you
It *is* a bop, tho.
It's a good one
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
It's criminal that HL:A wasn't even nominated
I can’t believe they weren’t even nominated for Most Anticipated Release. That’s ridiculous.
Tbh, i think it's because most people wanted hl:a to get the best vr game award so they voted for that instead.
It’s because the 90% from a few people probably don’t have VR headsets I would think
@@grugiv that doesn't stop it from being a super amazing game lol
@@willowism No, it doesn’t stop it from being a good game at all.
Barney knew this was a fluke, that's why he didn't show up
Hearing Gman swear is already funny, but hearing the raw emotion in his emotionless voice is the best part.
Gman to Last of Us 2: I have taken the liberty of relieving you of your reward. It was Valve property anyways. As for this official declaration of shit, I believe you have earned it.
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn that's cold 😂
Canon
Alyx's first test will be to send her back in time and nudge the judges into selecting Half Life Alyx.
And how will she do that?
@@daniileremeev1333 ikr, it would be way easier if alyx just shot them
"I believe I owe you an alcoholic beverage. . .hmm?"
This is the Gman version of "now. . . about that beer I owed ya"
Funny because both characters are played by the same guy
Audience: "You're breathtaking"
Keanu: "YOU'RE breathtaking!"
G-Man: " *SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.* "
0:52
Me when the ghost in my basement screams “help me”.
At this point, not being considered for the game awards is an honor.
Awards for movies and video games have seriously lost their luster in recent years.
Pierre Begley eh I don't think they've really changed at all, they're just more blatant to everyone now.
@@pierrebegley2746 "I NO LIKE WHEN THE GAME I LIKE NO WIN" have you tried being less of a pussy about it
I honestly didn’t notice that they didn’t win. The voice they did for the guy made me think they did win, but obviously the animation is fake.
That would honestly be a bit terrifying
G-Man was a mysterious person to me, but because of these videos, I now know him personally.
Can't vote a VR game for GoTY if your critics are too old and decrepit to even play VR.
Sho what fucking critics could you possibly be thinking of
@@xaflu All major gaming media?
Kinda a moot point because none of the nominators played any of the nominated games.
😆
They can't even play games that's why last of us got just about everything despite being rather mediocre
None of this makes sense, Half-Life: Alyx got great reviews by critics. You just want to make up shit because your game didn't make it.
*"Shut. The fuck. Up."*
Raw emotion and passion right there.
These two minutes are better than the entire GOTY event
0:52
listening to druckman give his smug speech
why doe
Why?
1:13 .
Mox why do you always watch the videos I watch and I watch your videos and it's weird what is going on I just saw you in DarkViperAU's comment section and then I saw u in my feed
Mox who drew your pfp
TLOS2 winning was just to coverup the fact that a transdimensional life form breached the actual gameawards when half life alyx was announced.
damn it would be too damn good if HL:A took the award and Mike Shapiro performed some kind of a speech
They did a similar thing with Wheatley when he won best character at VGA.
@@thePeterandByron But that was in another time. One more civilized that the one we find ourselves in now.
@@thePeterandByron he didnt win.
When gman said "its shutting the fuck up time" I couldnt physically move my jaw, truly one of the moments in game of the year awards.
As soon as I heard that guy up on stage say influencers I knew Half-Life Alyx didn't win
Talking heads is the official band for the G-man
PSYCHO GORDON, C'EST QUE CEST
@@heavierthanairfilms I AM A TUMBLER EH
I AM A GOVERMENT MAN
ALLLLL I WANT IS TO BREED
WONT YOU BREED WITH ME
FIGHT THE COMBINE
DISABLE THE COCKBLOCK MACHINE
SO WE CAN BREED WITHIN
So much so that they play when he shows up to events he wasn't even invited to.
@@D_YellowMadness They just play in general.
I have david byrne in my sex dungeon talking about suits and 60 minutes on acids
Watch it become canon in a subtle way...
Don't worry G, the Game Awards is just a pointless and opinionated event that manages to surpass the Oscars in stupidity and triviality, We true gamers all know what the real Star of 2020 was.
Yeah...doom eternal
Last of us part 2 won every AWARD. Makes me wanna kill myslef
Doom Eternal and HLA
@@AccountingDerek whats hla
@@tonyv6977 Half-Life Alyx.
"We didn't win? Well, be prepared for unforeseen consequences."
"reality warping intensify's"
I've never even THOUGHT of Gman cursing hearing this gave me whiplash and I cried from laughing
"You're breathtaking-"
"Shut the fuck up"
*The Good Ending*
So much more entertaining than the actual Game Awards show. :feelswowman:
True
Doesn't take much admittedly.
True.
How to spot a furry :
- uses discord emotes outside of discord
- is a furry
- probably has collins platinum coin on their steam profile
@@Lmafaooo uh what does their profile picture have to do with anything?
Alyx was snubbed hard. VR won’t catch a break, same as it ever was.
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
same as it ever was
@@burritodawgg Terrible! Hahahahah
same as it ever was
God the “You’re Breathtaking” “STFU” was amazing!!
1:01 "No one is more deserving of a rest" - Gman half life 2
This Awards are now the grammys of gaming. Fuck.
HL:Alyx got snubbed because people still just see VR as a gimmick.
VR is going to be the evolution of the whole gaming system, but it is not yet. It's still too expensive to have a capable hardware to make it worldwide. But if it finally is worldwide will be because we want to play games like Alyx. This is why Alyx is an historical game, not just another console goty.
@@gustavosantos106 Many people will still view VR gaming as a gimmick even once it becomes a proper worldwide thing i'm afraid and i think it's to do with the fact that we've been burned once by VR like systems before...They were around in the 80's and 90's but they were shall we say, basic? The ones around that time claimed to be the best thing ever graphics wise and that ended up being a total lie...Also one of the ones that was made in the 90's cost up to $73,000 dollars, sure it was a multi pod design that had a VR headset and exoskeleton you hopped into but the only thing it was good for was a tiny selection of multiplayer based games that were built for that VR system, no other VR system could even load the games due to how they used the pod's exoskeleton for movement.
I mean so many great games are pure VR I can't believe some people still believe VR is a gimmick
@@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991 oh idk maybe motion sickness, eye strain, migraines, disorientation because of poor refresh rate, hardware limitations, horrible inflated prices and the need for a powerful system, not to mention a dedicated fucking room for your toy, clumsy designs and the simple fact that mouse and keyboard games allow more freedom, ironically. Try rocket jumping in VR, I’m sure it’ll go well. Not.
Sorry but VR will mostly stay a gimmick, because it is one! Most people prefer a screen and the accuracy of a mouse, the end.
I mean, so was the internet. So was the phone, the pc, and whatever else was invented to progress the human experience.
Until everyone can get ahold of it and judge it by themselves, it's nothing but a cool new gadget.
Now G-Man and Gordon can share that refreshing alcoholic beverage... With a side of outrage and disappointment.
The VA that played G-man was brilliant, Gave me a good chuckle to here G-man the word "Bullshit"
Truly Inspiring.
I like the idea of Gman talking to Gordon like he's his dad
When it's really cold 1:22
😂😂
Doctor freeeeeman....
I won Game of the year...
Feeed my my coooooins dr freeeeeemaaaan
why does this thread exist
@@xan.xet. well it didint it was just a joke reply but it can be
Farting and pooping be like pyewp poo fooop plorf poomp
@@lambda653 dafuk
First thing I thought of when he stfu to the guy who said "You're breathtaking!" was the "I love you, Metroman! And I love you random citizen!" scene from Megamind.
That was Keenau Reeves.
@@Soundwave142 wait, Keanu Reeves voiced metroman?
@@levygaming3133 Nah, Brad Pitt was metroman's voice
JapaneseBushBaby and you did it once again, truly breathtaking SFM xD
*"You're breathtaking"*
*"Shut the f* up"*
:(
God, I wanna post that "STFU" scene on r/unwholesomememes so bad
I'm genuinely disturbed how well animated/voiced this is, bravo good sir!
Calling how rigged TGA was before it was even official. The madlad
Gordon's just doing 60 minutes on acid, he'll be fine.
They told him the tabs were band-aids for his massive wound.
"You're breathtaking!" "Shut the fuck up." Is probably best exchange of words in history.
He was prepared for unforeseen
awards.
Jeez, the more i look at your Gman animations, the more i convinced that he’s facial animation is perfect for Super Hans
Look it's really him in real life hes here that's him
once in a lifetime should be the official theme for HL: Citadel
It didn't even get NOMINATED for GOTY, we got absolutely robbed.
Genuinely believed this was an official animation until he said “shut the fuck up” and can’t me off guard. Great work man, the animation quality and voice acting is next level
I think HL Alyx should have actually won GOTY awards.
I mean, TLOU2 won, right? Well, to be fair Alyx is something more fresh in a way. I mean for VR, and it uses that really well for a pretty immersive experience. And to be fair, everyone was dissapointed with TLOU2. So probably Half-Life: Alyx should have won.
True. HLA or Doom eternal
@@erikpng so many games better than tlou2. its actually bs. Looking at it from a non-fan perspective, it is a good game. But holy SHIT. There are so many other games that should’ve won. Tsushima, Doom, HL:A, etc. actually rigged.
Maybe if Vr wasn’t so expensive
@@gamerorp1684 its really not
G-Man in HL3: "About that... huh... alcoholic beverage I owe you, Mr. Freeman... hmm?"
Half-Life:Alyx doesn't need all those to prove it's the best game of this year. It is the best,and we know it.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the awards
Every so often since this video was released I come back to it just so I can hear the G-Man tell the breathtaking guy to shut the fuck up
It’s cathartic
Pogchamp moment
Also, that moment when 0:50
1:16 mfw I read the GOTY nominees
Tbh DOOM was a very close second for me
i don't know who won, but HL:A should have at least been nominated, come on.
The Last of Us Part 2 won
@@M0D776 But why.
@@TheBreakingBenny well I don't know! I didn't make the choice!
@Mialisus It's rigged.
@@theplagueddoctor3686
That was basically the green light for the committee of journos and activists to stick it to the trolls and give TLOU2 every other award
0:52 "Shut. The fuck, up. Shut the fuck, up."
Imagine having what is essentially Half Life 3 be released, and it's not even nominated for GOTY
Ahi es cuando los Goty se vuelve shitpost
@@transitcombine9057 haha yea
Blm simulator will be goty no matter what
@@skuglious
What game?
@@WindowLickingDeer Blm simulator
G-Man really got angry when “Half-Life: Alyx” was mistaken for an award.
I feel him. ✊😔
Yeah.....which game is nominated for best game of the year?
I work for The Game Awards and I can't, actually, tell you of who won.
@@IdoticPath Okay
@@kringeynoty2217 The last of us 2
@@elrey9982 the worst ending of 2020
[The Whole Script Of This Video]
*(Clapping cut in the beginning)*
*Geoff Keighley, sounds like he's bored:* And, now, I'm happy to announce the winner for “Game Of The Year” selected by 51 global media influencer outlets and the fans. And this year, the Game Of The W-the Game Of The Year goes to... “Half-Life: Alyx”.
*(The video, then, goes to G-Man. Everyone claps and “Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime” plays while G-Man walks to the front and looks at the crowd, and does his Keanu Reeves-like move, after that. He, then, stops walking.)*
*(Someone coughs and G-Man ignores that cough.)*
*G-Man, calm:* Thank you so much. It, really, is an honour and a privilege to accept this prestigious award. It is truly breathtaking to be here, today. I would-
*One person in the crowd which interrupted, excitingly:* You're breathtaking!
*(G-Man looks at that one person who interrupted him)*
*G-Man, in an angry manner:* SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
*(G-Man looks back at the crowd.)*
*G-Man, now in a calm manner:*
I would like to thank my good friend, Dr. Gordon Freeman, for supporting me along my journey.
*(Gordon Freeman sits dead, when he's being filmed at after G-Man says “Doctor” and filmed back at G-Man before saying “I”.)*
*G-Man, still calm:*
I believe I owe you an alcoholic beverage, hmm? Anyway...
*(G-Man looks to the left.)*
*G-Man, in a shocking manner:* What? Y-you can't be...
*G-Man now feels a little bit sad:* No th- uhhh-
*(G-Man looks in the front, in a frustrating way.)*
*G-Man, disappointed:* This is- this is ridiculous.
*(G-Man does his big H A U G H.)*
*G-Man, back in disappointment:* This is an outrage!
*(G-Man looks back to the left.)*
*G-Man, in frustration:* You mean we weren't even nominated?
*G-Man, releasing his anger:*
Who won the award?
*(G-Man looks back to the front, still in a frustrating way.)*
*G-Man, holding his anger but with a sad shock:* Wha-
*G-Man, losing a little bit of anger in disappointment:* Unbelievable. My employers will be most displeased. This-
*(G-Man does his big H A U G H, again.)*
*G-Man, released his anger:* -is bullshit!
*(G-Man walks to the back)*
*G-Man, back in disappointment:* Come with me, Gordon. We are leaving.
*G-Man, shouting in anger, while still walking to the back:* We are leaving!
*(Video goes back to Geoff, “Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime” plays again, everyone claps and cheers, and Keighley gives his most awkward look. After all of that, the video gives a black screen and “Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime” fades out, meaning that it's the end of the video)*
Can I nominate this for best screenplay?
this comment is pointless, but I appreciate the dedication.
Why?
Love comments like this, they are basically pointless but they do help me to write my own screenplays for my comics
This made me look up who actually won the GOTY award, and now I'm sad
don't hold out on us
The best part about this is that "shit" is absolutely a word G-man would use, as indicated by an unused voice clip of G-man taking in a shaky breath and saying, "Well...shit..." in the most ominous manner I have ever heard the word uttered before.
this is just perfect
I rewatched it several times
and it'll be worth visiting again
I could watch G-Man to tell hecklers to shut up all day every day
G = Goty
Goty-Man
Half-Life solved
I now associate “Once In A Lifetime” with Half Life entirely
bro the cutoff to black with the reverb never fails to elicit strong emotions
0:46 this was the best part
No really?
@@Hellodude-el1spwhy are you so mad?
@@Oddpilots I'm not it's sarcasm obviously that's the best part
The swagger as he walks in with Once in a Lifetime is so good
I would’ve been more surprised if Alyx didn’t win in the VR category
i really hope this is a joke
@@fuzar5485 why wouldn't it
@@spaceman7019 Original comment was "I would've been more surprised if Alyx didn't win in the Game of The Year award", so just a mild typo and a bit of miscommunication. So back when the original comment had a typo I was confused and thought that they didn't watch the video and learned that Alyx lost game of the year (and in fact wasn't even nominated). you can see that the original poster edited their comment
@@fuzar5485 aaaaaah
That explains a lot
God this is brilliant, fantastic work as always
G-man was displeased because he saw TLOU being nominated Game Of The Year.
If a Half-Life game ever wins GOTY I really hope they get the actor to come on stage dressed as G-Man and accept it as him in character.
Adrian would have stayed awake.
Adrian would have change for a 20!