Been high for almost two days on meth. Trying my damnest to get sober. Had a slip in December and it's been 5th relapses this month. I'm praying to God I wake up tomorrow. Why am I doing this shit I'm 29 I don't wanna die. I wish I had an Orlando
Nick eventually left the show due to not having the patience to deal with Artie on a daily basis. He got an offer or other job somewhere else and Artie stayed on by himself.
0:35 part of arties likability factpr….he always makes it a point to build up a persons accomplishments to guys that stern wud callously dismiss as hasbeens
Along with his 100 pound weight gain and then listen to how it changed form 2006 to 2009 and then from 2010 to now. He's not only a shell of his former self, but he literally doesn't care about his body, or his health AT ALL. He's a serious drug addict and to all those who claim that he is clean, you clearly did not watch him for 9 years on Howard Stern. He has been nodding off at least twice this year on his radio show. He lies about being clean, but his credibility. health and mind is shot.
Artie has type 2 diabetes which is a serious disease. If there ever was a time when Artie needs to change his ways it's now. I'm rooting for the big guy he's in for a hell of a battle especially when you add his substance abuse problem and his love of unhealthy food. If his eating is out of control he could go into a diabetic coma eventually.
Why judge him for that tho? Clearly he still managed to create a hilarious show despite this life crushing addiction. And despite his lies he just wanted to maintain a semblance of his career going and I’m just glad he’s not dead and he’s actually seemingly better hopefully now. Artie seems to be a good guy I’ll root for him he seems like a very genuinely generous guy with so many demons
Artie has the best stories ... and I hated when Howard would cut him off. The "Babewatch" story is the best followed by this one and then Afghanistan. Hope this show works out for ya big guy!
that's lovley. chill with the cursing. that's real tuff let me tell ya. its easy to curse at someone. man. so go ahead if u wanna curse me out go ahead.
Kind of an odd choice of the floor director to throw in a shot of the guy in back with the snarl on his face when he's not even part of the conversation.
The man is NOT clean. Look and listen to him. His speech has gotten so bad in the last few years. Nevermind that he seems to have aged about 40 years since 2005, 30 of those 40 have been since 2010. The man can't talk without stuttering and stammering and trying to get a thought out. The same thing happened to Phil Anselmo from Pantera and Scott Weiland from STP. Both those guys used to speak normally and so did Artie. Listen to how his voice changed from 2005 to 2006
This was in 2013. It was I think in 2017 he was busted yet again for heroin. What a big fat hamburger slamming drunk drug using walking toilet. BABA BOOEY!!!!!
you are listening to 7 minutes of his show..... he spend a decade on the stern show where he was probably the most gifted one-line comedian in the US. also a great story teller and roaster. but he made the stern show, which is the greatest (or... was) radio show of all time.
EdudLufetips dude amen. In my opinion Artie is the funniest comedian on the planet. Those stern days were prime. And even know after all the drugs and problems he's suffered through he is still on top of his game. I met him a few years back in Jersey and he was super down to earth. Always great hearing ppl who appreciate his style of comedy. Because its hard to believe there are people who don't get it. I guess they don't like the old fashioned comedy with the brutal aspect.
CANDRi I love Artie; makes me laugh like crazy. I'm so glad I recorded and saved old tapes- the show today absolutely blows. Howard just talks about celebrity friends that he used to rag on, cats, AGT and how much he hates it despite the fact that he gets paid tons of money for like 2 months of work (if you wanna call watching entertainment work), and stupid bits. Artie was great on the show. As far as stand-up goes, I don't think he was great. Some good bits, but not the best. But improvising liens and quips on the fly-- no one did it better.
+Hillary Chapman see how humans work is some people like stuff that other people dont. ask your parents about that sometime they can probably fill you in!
"I used to do drugs... well, I still do drugs but I used to too." --- Mitch Hedberg (who sadly no longer does drugs.)
But he still used to
He doesn’t do drugs anymore because he died from an OD
Love artie. So glad to be able to hear him once again. Love his stories regardless if they are repeats.
I love these Artie stories.
Wish this show would come out on dvd
Even if you don't appreciate the content, you have to admire his storytelling ability, and genuine attitude.
addicts always have such good stories.
Yes just go to NA and hear out what they are telling..
Been high for almost two days on meth. Trying my damnest to get sober. Had a slip in December and it's been 5th relapses this month. I'm praying to God I wake up tomorrow. Why am I doing this shit I'm 29 I don't wanna die. I wish I had an Orlando
Hope ya pulled through brother. I truly do
Omg... I just thought of this (but I'm sure I'm not the first)... Artie absolutely HAS to have Beetlejuice as a guest. Then I could finally die
I thought it was the Nick and Artie show? Oh well, the Stern show is nothing without you, buddy.
Nick eventually left the show due to not having the patience to deal with Artie on a daily basis. He got an offer or other job somewhere else and Artie stayed on by himself.
Artie is the man.
He's been officially of the show for years.
It's like the Fat Ferris Bueller's Day Off when Ferris is trying to beat his parents home lol!!
Artie can handle this show fine by himself
Whoa quincy jones, what a name drop
Cool story.
There is stil a Winchells and avilions at Melrose and Vine. Amazing memory.
Artie literally looks like a anti-drugs campaign.
0:35
part of arties likability factpr….he always makes it a point to build up a persons accomplishments to guys that stern wud callously dismiss as hasbeens
I like Artie Lange I think he's a good guy
he is a good guy
+Camaron Morales hes a pukka fella
Along with his 100 pound weight gain and then listen to how it changed form 2006 to 2009 and then from 2010 to now. He's not only a shell of his former self, but he literally doesn't care about his body, or his health AT ALL. He's a serious drug addict and to all those who claim that he is clean, you clearly did not watch him for 9 years on Howard Stern. He has been nodding off at least twice this year on his radio show. He lies about being clean, but his credibility. health and mind is shot.
Artie has type 2 diabetes which is a serious disease. If there ever was a time when Artie needs to change his ways it's now. I'm rooting for the big guy he's in for a hell of a battle especially when you add his substance abuse problem and his love of unhealthy food. If his eating is out of control he could go into a diabetic coma eventually.
"past" addiction my ass.
Lol PAST addiction?? Artie is such a liar and it never ends, he was literally knee deep in his drug addiction at this time.
Why judge him for that tho? Clearly he still managed to create a hilarious show despite this life crushing addiction. And despite his lies he just wanted to maintain a semblance of his career going and I’m just glad he’s not dead and he’s actually seemingly better hopefully now. Artie seems to be a good guy I’ll root for him he seems like a very genuinely generous guy with so many demons
He obviously wasn't high here. He's just always relapsing and crashing hard
! Epic.
Artie has the best stories ... and I hated when Howard would cut him off. The "Babewatch" story is the best followed by this one and then Afghanistan. Hope this show works out for ya big guy!
clicking on a video with a very clear purpose to come in and say i dont like this video. man you people love wasting your life on youtube huh
Awww, I guess that's a yes. ^_^
Half an 8 ball is a 16th. A teenth. Come on Arty you know.
Cool
I don't understand Artie's comments at 3:30 about the first Holyfield/Tyson fight since Holyfield won that fight.
+Carew Martin he misspoke i heard him tell this story many times meant to say he bet on Tyson
Yeah, he bet on Tyson. He accidentally said he bet on Holyfield.
Artie has like 20 stories and has been telling them over and over again for the past 15 years.
And he tells the same jokes too. Every interview, it's one of a dozen stories and the same jokes. I actually am a fan, but it's like... come on man.
Everybody's 20 best stories get repeated .
Artie is so huge wow
half an 8 ball is not a 4 ball hahaha
lol
he aged like 20 years in the past 5 years. He looks ridiculously old.
Yeah his recent video on here, "Artie Lange nodding" is so bad. He's high as hell.
LOL Past
Yeah, there would still be much future use as well, which is obvious by the fact that he’s got a nose and not a sting ray in the middle of his face.
@@larrycera9276 Crazy
@@disgustika 😂
So is Artie "Officially" off of the Stern Show?
Is Artie's studio in Howard Sterns toilet ?
a 4 ball? We always called half an 8 ball a teener.
you're funnier than Artie iceman......and more honest too!
The staff is trying to pretend to give a shit.
Because they’ve all heard it a million times
wtf u cant end the clip like that he wasnt finished??!!!
Past addiction? When exactly he was clean of drugs?!
that's lovley. chill with the cursing. that's real tuff let me tell ya. its easy to curse at someone. man. so go ahead if u wanna curse me out go ahead.
looks like he needs Orlando more now than ever.
He's more awake here. When hes all tired and droggy.. he's on oxy
3:03
Kind of an odd choice of the floor director to throw in a shot of the guy in back with the snarl on his face when he's not even part of the conversation.
past addiction? lol
Dude his studio I'd huge stupid
It's kinda sad that his stand up is nothing but drugs. I'd love to see some new stuff that's not about drugs and jail. I love artie very much btw
Manix once wore white after Labor Day. He could care less about this story
the guy at 3:05
Is that Chris maddox?? Random
Cocaines a hell of a drug
Jae crowder
Feel like I've heard this a million times before, move on Artie.
haha "past"
hes absolutely painful to watch.
AL
When you're to fat for headphones.
Artie looks even more unhealthy than he did on Stern.
Good ol fartie stank
Artie tried to commit suicide because he ran out of Coke- Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
why does he have to wear those mickey mouse ears on that big fat cinder block head? this is 2013
He looks like a heroin Santa now...
The man is NOT clean. Look and listen to him. His speech has gotten so bad in the last few years. Nevermind that he seems to have aged about 40 years since 2005, 30 of those 40 have been since 2010. The man can't talk without stuttering and stammering and trying to get a thought out. The same thing happened to Phil Anselmo from Pantera and Scott Weiland from STP. Both those guys used to speak normally and so did Artie. Listen to how his voice changed from 2005 to 2006
artie is a great side kick but he's not a leading man he can't carry a whole show on his own he should find a co-host fast
half an 8 balls a 16th or a teener
First world problems.
waahh cocaine is bad..
This was in 2013. It was I think in 2017 he was busted yet again for heroin. What a big fat hamburger slamming drunk drug using walking toilet. BABA BOOEY!!!!!
I don't get what's so talented about Artie Lange? He's just talking about his addictions
you are listening to 7 minutes of his show..... he spend a decade on the stern show where he was probably the most gifted one-line comedian in the US. also a great story teller and roaster. but he made the stern show, which is the greatest (or... was) radio show of all time.
EdudLufetips dude amen. In my opinion Artie is the funniest comedian on the planet. Those stern days were prime. And even know after all the drugs and problems he's suffered through he is still on top of his game. I met him a few years back in Jersey and he was super down to earth. Always great hearing ppl who appreciate his style of comedy. Because its hard to believe there are people who don't get it. I guess they don't like the old fashioned comedy with the brutal aspect.
CANDRi I love Artie; makes me laugh like crazy. I'm so glad I recorded and saved old tapes- the show today absolutely blows. Howard just talks about celebrity friends that he used to rag on, cats, AGT and how much he hates it despite the fact that he gets paid tons of money for like 2 months of work (if you wanna call watching entertainment work), and stupid bits.
Artie was great on the show. As far as stand-up goes, I don't think he was great. Some good bits, but not the best. But improvising liens and quips on the fly-- no one did it better.
+Hillary Chapman see how humans work is some people like stuff that other people dont. ask your parents about that sometime they can probably fill you in!
I bet you're talented - not.
wow he looks terrible.
His face looks puffed up, his voice sounds terrible. Get back on the stern show
I wonder how much drugs one has to do to have your whole appearance change and age 30yrs in 6yrs?