Grays laughter when he saw Peter was an option was probably my favorite part of this episode. Really, the moment I heard it a huge smile materialized on my face. Not for the choice itself but the laughter.
I remember laughing so hard when I first watched this video, that I still remember it three years later and came back to watch it. God dang Grey has been one of the greatest parts of my teen years. XD
The girls fought each other to the death in a pool of jello, made him free lunch, and went swimming for him, and he’s gay, that’s the best way this could have ended
Just wait till the ninja warrior or some crap like that of a tv show finds out about this! If they didn't already. Since some of the japanise shows are pretty wierd. *remembers the glorious t-rex running conpetition that i had seen once* 😂
I love how in previous Episodes, you've gone back to see what other endings there are, but that wasn't necessary this time because the ending just could not get more perfect!
"The woman I have chosen to impregnate with the next heir to the throne is... * Fiona * Elise * P e t e r" I'm gone! That was the best thing I've read/seen all day!
Start of the episode: "You can't bear a son? Off with your head!" End of the episode: "Eh we can always adopt" The now-dead queen in the afterlife: " *BRUH* why couldn't you realize that sooner!?"
This whole competition was just an excuse for King Florida Man to kill his wife and get with his one true love, Peter. Notice how he never said or did a single nice thing for his mistresses. Even the one who got a date was blown off.
They are talking about killing the wife, after she just had a baby, and she's literally 1 foot away from them. Sounds like perfect Gray Still Plays material.
The whole "are they showing their knees?" Thing reminds of how in French class when were watching a movie wherein the opening scene there was a dude making out with a girl in a shed and he asked her to pick up her skirt so he can see her knees
Oliver Hall No, it’s actually the opposite because if you think about it, what type of girl would be sane enough to marry this heartless bastard we all know and love that chants *FULL LIQUOR BAR* at every moment he can.
I hate when they make "Alexa" commercials around the holidays, it drives me crazy 😂. Sometimes she's also set off by youtubers telling her to play something - especially glam & gore when she used to always say to play careless whisper. Thankfully my google assistant doesn't get set off too often. Hell, it hardly listens to me half the time.
"Medieval times" - art style is late Victorian (for the ladies dresses, the menswear is harder to place). And only one kind beheaded his wives for not giving him a son. Which wasn't Elizabethan times - since his daughter was Elizabeth. So it was Tudor times, not medieval. And Shakespeare lived during the rule of Queen Elizabeth, so "Shakespearean" is by default Elizabethan.
I think he's referring to characters known to be romantic and womanisers to be depicted with long noses. Possibly a metaphor for their penis, but maybe not.
"Given it's back in the day, didn't like all the terrible people behead their wives and stuff like that because they couldn't produce a son?" Ah, So Henry. *Henry*
I love how this gets RIGHT TO THE POINT! And yeah, it's historically accurate: women WERE executed for being a queen that could not birth a prince. Though I still stand by my initial assessment: "Episode" is the absolute mobile system-seller, because this is like the king (no pun intended) or "so bad it's good" content.
Gray: Everybody used to kill their wives cause they didn't give them a son Me with my incredibly useful 7 years of history lessons about Tudors: Nope... just one... literally just Henry VIII
I'm early! Gray: I'm going to Hell just for reading this text Me: Hmmmmmm //looks at every other video he's made// Totally. _Just_ for reading that text. Yeah. Asking Gray to kill people with enslaved potassium Day 25
@@Singurarity88 It's going pretty good if I'm honest. Nobody thinks I'm weird for sitting in my room all day watching RUclips, which is what I did before this all started. And I to watch The Clone Wars for the first time since it was removed from Netflix, which I'm really happy 'bout.
Thank you Gray for keeping on playing and exploring new games, it really helps me keep smiling and laughing and gives me something to look forward to every day :) Hope your family is all safe and well, much love and stay foxy ;)
“These are straight from Shakespeare” For someone who wrote ‘What, you egg?’ I wouldn’t actually be surprised. edit: apparently I wrote this comment, hm. (edited one year later)
Also someone who devoted 2 pages of text to making fun of a fat woman and also various countries. “She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her.” “In what part of her body stands Ireland?” “Marry, sir, in her buttocks. I found it out by the bogs.”
Shakespeare wasn't actually that proper. People only think he was because he wrote in the common language for back then that we can't understand. All thats really in Shakespeare's play are murder, depression, and inappropriate jokes. I love his work but he wasn't really all that hes made out to be.
@@m4ryslibrary *allergic to rescource material nanotech metallic for reason too powerful enchanced cybernetic nanites already enouh too painful kicking ball like a shotgun bullet in nut*
Grey seems honestly impressed by the panini! 😆 I hope Episode never runs out of wacky episodes like this for him to play! Also, I love how the girl with the mystery sandwich is laughing her patootie off, when confronted with the whole mayo thing!
4:20 pay attention to the hand and you'll know why the king is always with peter...does everything Peter suggests...and why he still doesn't have an heir!
We've gone to a place in Episode I never thought we could get to.
GrayStillPlays hi
HELL
Well you can do things in games the developers thought impossible so
Hello gray please play kerbal space program please
ok
Grays laughter when he saw Peter was an option was probably my favorite part of this episode. Really, the moment I heard it a huge smile materialized on my face. Not for the choice itself but the laughter.
Same
H:ZDWatcher same Lmao
I remember laughing so hard when I first watched this video, that I still remember it three years later and came back to watch it. God dang Grey has been one of the greatest parts of my teen years. XD
12:05
Title: choosing a wife
Gray:* proceeds to pick a husband *
Kuttispielt lol that is gray for you
Well its grays logic
@@dark_colour5204 well that bastard person driving off starship
Gray said gay rights
Gay gray
The genuine surprise and shock in grey's voice when reading "Peter" kills me every fkin time lmao
12:05
Same.
The girls fought each other to the death in a pool of jello, made him free lunch, and went swimming for him, and he’s gay, that’s the best way this could have ended
Eh We can always adopt a child
The dead queen: ... Why didn't I think of that
i love how there wasn’t even an option to not kill your wife
dungeons
okay boomer
@@roelofadema271 Says the one who liked g
Their own comment
Roelof Adema
Stfu
@@shannons3419 Maybe short term, but given this kings personality, she'd probably be forgotten down there and die.
"Didn't horrible people used to behead their wives?"
Peter: Allow me to introduce myself!
"Medieval jello wrestling"
I bet all my earthly belongings that no one has ever used that sentence before.
Well of course no one has except for the crackhead devs who made episode
earthly?
Just wait till the ninja warrior or some crap like that of a tv show finds out about this! If they didn't already. Since some of the japanise shows are pretty wierd. *remembers the glorious t-rex running conpetition that i had seen once* 😂
Well yes because grammatically speaking that aint a sentence
I have stated this quote on the Tuesday of February in 2013
I love how in previous Episodes, you've gone back to see what other endings there are, but that wasn't necessary this time because the ending just could not get more perfect!
I was thinking that! Like, Nope, no need.
Florida man has literally become this channel's mascot
florida man and spleens
The evolution of a channel. First it was seagulls, now it's Florida man.
So Gray became his own mascot ....nice
Well that could be debatable *ahem* vivek
well, because Gray is a Florida man
Dude that's legit the Frozen cast lmao: Elsa, Anna, Hans and Kristoff 11:20
Woah, for real😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So Hans and Kristof...ok then
Frozen gone Florida
@Duck Soup Get outta here liking your own comments
“Back then the bigger your nose was, the more women were attracted to you.”
Pinnochio: *lying intensifies*
꧁Welf꧂ lmao
A girl sits on his face, he lies, boom
Cool Cat Gaming please god no
@@helloworld2409 Jesus Christ- *you are literally the chosen one-*
@@helloworld2409 my god
"The woman I have chosen to impregnate with the next heir to the throne is...
* Fiona
* Elise
* P e t e r"
I'm gone! That was the best thing I've read/seen all day!
I think it broke him when he saw it.
yea i was dieing
I haven't laughed so hard in so long I thought I was about to have a stroke
I laughed so hard I almost fell🤣🤣
@Squidward lol, I read gay laughing...
Peter would win every miss universe competition from now then
Gray: “hey google.”
My google: “I’ve prepared for this my entire life.”
ikr he keeps powering on my google home
create a utopian cyberpunk
me also:
**uno reserve card**
automation create a dystopian cyberpunk
But it will never be prepared for what gray might say
Same here.
JungkookDropping same here
“Oh peter DiCaprio I know why I keep you around”
“That’s not quick at all! Lions are cats, cats are lazy! They’re probably gonna play soccer with her for 3 hours!”
correct I know from experience
@@greenbros.3350 wait what?
@@greenbros.3350 ?!
@@greenbros.3350 hold up, what?!
@@greenbros.3350 Caught in 4k 📸✨✨
floridamanicus: I can't be expected to fit so much in my mouth on my own
also floridamanicus: -marries peter-
Peter is tiny.
Gregory Bogosian DAAMNNN 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
Obviously he’s the top duh
Just cut it into triangles. Give Peter the snippy snippy.
@@alexcwright Sometimes Tops suck dick too.
Start of the episode: "You can't bear a son? Off with your head!"
End of the episode: "Eh we can always adopt"
The now-dead queen in the afterlife: " *BRUH* why couldn't you realize that sooner!?"
This whole competition was just an excuse for King Florida Man to kill his wife and get with his one true love, Peter. Notice how he never said or did a single nice thing for his mistresses. Even the one who got a date was blown off.
@@wingsofhope2 i believe it
Floridaman I: Cuz im G A Y
What's surprising is Peter knowing what happened to the first wife is totally ok with this.
@@AlexBrown230 Who said that was his first and not 17th.
They are talking about killing the wife, after she just had a baby, and she's literally 1 foot away from them.
Sounds like perfect Gray Still Plays material.
"the woman i have chosen to impregnate with the next heir to the throne is....
"PETER" 😂😂😂😂
"Is a panini a sandwich?"
Panino literally means sandwich in Italian lmfao.
On the other hand, panini with a final i means "sandwichES"
And no one is the wiser
Enzo Bengu what
No one is the wiser that the Italian put 2 sandwiches together and made the panini
Enzo Bengu I don’t think this sentence makes sense....
Cause paninis are big and have an I at the end so I think they just stuck 2 sandwiches together and bam panini
Ah yes, the god of destruction and insanity, is back at it again.
Yes with his otherworldly prowess in breaking games and his computer
ben Dover he’s just the god of all things chaotic.
@hellzone *knocks down sign*
Woman: “gives birth”
Husband:” so you have chosen, death”
The whole "are they showing their knees?" Thing reminds of how in French class when were watching a movie wherein the opening scene there was a dude making out with a girl in a shed and he asked her to pick up her skirt so he can see her knees
You may have just awakened a completely random ass memory for me...because I feel like we might've seen that too
I kinda joked in my head that Peter secretly wants to be the "queen." Never thought it would actually happen, it's hilarious! 😂😂😂
I'm guessing this is how Gray also chose his real wife.
Oliver Hall No, it’s actually the opposite because if you think about it, what type of girl would be sane enough to marry this heartless bastard we all know and love that chants *FULL LIQUOR BAR* at every moment he can.
@@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620 you are correct... he was the one who survived and was chosen...
Ghost
He does not and you know it 😂 he always talks about his wife in a very respectfull and nice way
well, Gray is a New Jerseyite turned Floridian, so the Magic 8 Ball says chances are high
This is the best game ever.
"Do you want to be with me or not?" Genius. Straight to the point
*the episode starts*
me, as a joke: I honestly won't be surprised if he ends up with Peter.
-welp.
Oof
DRACO
Samantha Latham 😂
DRACO MALFOY
Peter: I can't give you an heir
me: Don't worry you're just gonna have a "headache" for a little bit.
HUH?
Beginning of episode: r/arethestraightsok
End of episode: r/suddenlygay
Kacchan, where's Deku
@@Crustystreet123 he's with todoroki I think
Damn right I’m ok
yasss and i loved it
That is the best thing that has ever been commented on this video. Good job! Here is your prise: 🏆
gray: - feeds his wife to the lions -
Henry the eighth: *pleb*
Don't underestimate what a Florida man can do Henry
11:53 this text made out transistor damaged by 100%
that bitch floridamanicus!
-Edit-
Holy sh*t 2.1K likes 😱 thanks all 😂
Gray: “Choosing a wife in the most inappropriate way”
Me: clicks immediately
Same oof
Grays logic, the most puzzling thing in the universe
@@KiroChisa gray has logic? news to me
Lol same
Pretty much
Just thinking,
What’s the chance gray is really nice and he takes out all his anger in games
Hmmmm you crazy
Its graystillplays DAMMIT
Fish Boi very slim
he seems to know right from wrong-
@@redstar.s Sorry but did you not mean: wrong from right? :-)
99/100 :D (sorry forgot the negative)
“Or you could feed her to the lions” CAROL BASKINS HAS JOINED THE CHAT
1st Queen: so, how much screen time am I getting in Gray’s video?
Developer: No
12:00 I’ve never heard Gray laughing like that before
KaryoCat I WAS CACKLING SO HARD OHMYGOD
Gray: We’re picking a wife in the worst way
Also Gray: Picks the husband option
Technically, that is the worst way to choose a wife. 👉🧠👈
Gray; you and Florida man are singlehandedly getting me through the quarantine!!
Ita not just you my friend, he is getting a lot of us through 🤣
That's all of us mate
i am cracking up rn that ending
Along with Spleeens, and AFULLLIQUORBAR!!
Your laugh at the impregnating Peter part made me wheeze in the most ungodly way
No one:
Literally no one :
Florida man:
*Chooses Peter to be his wifu
From the dictator
“will it be a boy or a abortion”
never thought I would ever be able to quote that
Gray: "Hey Google"
My phone: *Google assistant recognized a human voice*
My phone literally pulled up google and tried to search what gray was saying 😂
I hate when they make "Alexa" commercials around the holidays, it drives me crazy 😂. Sometimes she's also set off by youtubers telling her to play something - especially glam & gore when she used to always say to play careless whisper. Thankfully my google assistant doesn't get set off too often. Hell, it hardly listens to me half the time.
@@heliosblankenship622 mine looked up panini for me lol
@@buntelrad676 Nice 😂
@@heliosblankenship622 My tablet did that also 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Part of me thinks that these episode stories we're made for someone like Gray to play. His choices seem sane.
I once tjought that what if he makes them himself😂😂😂
@@cinnabonchon5407 You may have a point.
Do yk what stories they are ?
Jeanne-Marie Rigopoulos amberose
"Medieval times" - art style is late Victorian (for the ladies dresses, the menswear is harder to place). And only one kind beheaded his wives for not giving him a son. Which wasn't Elizabethan times - since his daughter was Elizabeth. So it was Tudor times, not medieval. And Shakespeare lived during the rule of Queen Elizabeth, so "Shakespearean" is by default Elizabethan.
I love how your character's hair doesn't quite fit his head so it looks like he's got a huge bald patch on the back like a ghoul from Fallout 😹
RUclips: How would rate this recommendation?
Me: Yes.
@DaNoob 2020 because of the title? Gray has been posting videos like this for quite some time now 🤔
WHY DID I KNOW PETER WOULD BE A CHOICE AT THE END. 😂
HawkSquawk same
I cannot give you the upvote without losing the N I C E number
same idk how i did too
The sexual tension could be cut with a knife.
Me too.
0:50
Gray... I don't know how to tell you this, but...
in medieval times... "Nose" was a slang word for penis-
Ayame Uzumaki OMG is that true?
@@claytonharbaugh308 It is lol-
Well my nose was unlucky bc my nose is bigger than my nose
I think he's referring to characters known to be romantic and womanisers to be depicted with long noses. Possibly a metaphor for their penis, but maybe not.
Gray: “Didn’t people behead their their wives?"
Me, a musical kid: SIIIIIIIX!
I like your profile picture.
Divorced
Beheaded
@@nerdycat9059 Died
Divorced
Names his character "the fertile"
Immediately has 6 kids! 😂😂😂
"choosing a wife in the most inappropriate way"
*Wife, huh?*
Heavenly Bananas gray said gay rights 🙃🏳️🌈
No one like
69........perfect
@@nunyabusiness776 yes🤗
I don't think I've ever heard Gray laugh that genuinely at something
I love this chaos. As opposed to the usual chaos in my life
ok
Oof
Yes
Sure
"They dress quite nicely for mistresses"
Well, he is a king
Mom: what do you want to name your new pet cat?
Me, as an intellectual: fLoRiDa mAn tHe fErTiLe
“Given this was back in the day, didn’t people like behead their wives if they didn’t produce a son”
Anne Boleyn: 🗿
Katherine Howard: 🗿
Why yes. How else did you think Easter Island gained all of those heads.
@@parkerwinkelman3007 love replies like yours.
I see a lot of six the musical fans
@@yellowsunfish4219 why thank you sir. I'm glad there is somebody else out there that appreciates true pure comedy
Quality comment
"Given it's back in the day, didn't like all the terrible people behead their wives and stuff like that because they couldn't produce a son?"
Ah, So Henry. *Henry*
I lost it so hard with the "I've trained them well" line, lmao
I love how this gets RIGHT TO THE POINT! And yeah, it's historically accurate: women WERE executed for being a queen that could not birth a prince.
Though I still stand by my initial assessment: "Episode" is the absolute mobile system-seller, because this is like the king (no pun intended) or "so bad it's good" content.
Gray: feeds Queen to some lions
Henry the VIII: *PEasant*
“You can’t spell episode without pregnancies.”
"That curve ball almost took my head off!" XDDDDDD I'm EXACTLY right there with you.
12:25 - Seriously? After all that drama and death, the king realizes he's bi.
I think you mean the king is gay
@@matthewboire6843but what if Peter has a headache
“Queens didn’t make sandwiches,”
I mean considering sandwiches were invented 200 or so years later yeah.
Floridamanicus: * Feeds his wife to the lions *
*Carole Baskin has entered the chat*
Best ending yet LOL
laughed my head off
Not literally otherwise I wouldn’t be writing this
Gray: Everybody used to kill their wives cause they didn't give them a son
Me with my incredibly useful 7 years of history lessons about Tudors: Nope... just one... literally just Henry VIII
Yea but most people only remember the assholes.
*Me with my musical knowledge*
KittenLove536 I disagree people remember cool people whether they be dicks or a badass
Lol its funnier when you remember the wives weren't the problem, it was his fault he was getting daughters XD
*....divorced....*
Floridaman: Lets find me a wife
The wife: Ah yes, I see how you are tortured in the Sims
Me at the beginning: *waiting for peter to be the one he picks*
Me at the end: “predictable.”
This was the best episode of episode yet!! I was crying with laughter 😂😂😂👌
It’s the XY that determines the sex of baby so it’s not her it’s you.
cosmic era are not already now exit in our history
I don't think men cared if it was their fault or not that they had a daughter, they took it out on the woman anyway
Viper V Eh, they had no way of knowing the DNA aspect of it, and they were kings, it’s not like they were ever going to claim fault.
@@jaxusr235 Exactly my point
Gray: "I'm going to hell for just reading that text"
Also Gray: makes other npcs suffer in videogames
He was talking about the sexist joke. Graystillplays regards this joke worse than killing off nameless NPCs in a videogame and I approve that
"You can behead her if you want"
Alright, Henry VIII, calm the f down
Julia Bittleston Listen up Let me tell you a story!
I love how there is a always 2 responses that seem to make sense, but there is also 1 response that is weird, stupid, dark, or all three.
The Shakespeare joke is especially funny considering the amount of sexual innuendos he actually had.
You can’t spell episode without pregnancy
12:45 Peter says: "I do... more than anything."
2:15 - Carole Baskin be like 😬
Hazel The Weirdo i was hoping someone made a tiger king joke
this how after hearing alternative rock and pop-rock cyberpunk raining in a alone sit on chair on holding armor
It's always great when something truly catches Gray off-guard.
8:54 School: I told you dress codes are important........
I'm early!
Gray: I'm going to Hell just for reading this text
Me: Hmmmmmm //looks at every other video he's made// Totally. _Just_ for reading that text. Yeah.
Asking Gray to kill people with enslaved potassium
Day 25
How's apocalypse going?
@@Singurarity88 It's going pretty good if I'm honest. Nobody thinks I'm weird for sitting in my room all day watching RUclips, which is what I did before this all started. And I to watch The Clone Wars for the first time since it was removed from Netflix, which I'm really happy 'bout.
@@coconutthecockatiel478 Sounds like a good plan ;)
Keep enjoying Florida man and be safe :D
Well the medieval history in this one was clearly very thoroughly researched.
And very thoroughly discarded if it didn't support the comedy.
“Feeding her to the lions” my thoughts: CAROLE BASKIN
That b*tch
#freejoeexotic
Thank you Gray for keeping on playing and exploring new games, it really helps me keep smiling and laughing and gives me something to look forward to every day :) Hope your family is all safe and well, much love and stay foxy ;)
His laugh when he saw Peter as an option was epic
"*Insane Man From Florida Kidnaps Scientist To Make His Pet Immortal*."
I heard about that story
@@chanceman2021 Wait what ;-;
about himself has ruin history damaged
Why would it not surprise me if this is a real news article
@@tankedwarthog6424 Well, true that
This might have been the best Episode of Episode EVER!
“These are straight from Shakespeare”
For someone who wrote ‘What, you egg?’ I wouldn’t actually be surprised.
edit: apparently I wrote this comment, hm. (edited one year later)
Immediately followed by “He has killed me!” as well
You are a saucy boy?
Also someone who devoted 2 pages of text to making fun of a fat woman and also various countries.
“She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her.”
“In what part of her body stands Ireland?”
“Marry, sir, in her buttocks. I found it out by the bogs.”
@@TakaComicslol gotta love a comedy of errors
Shakespeare wasn't actually that proper. People only think he was because he wrote in the common language for back then that we can't understand. All thats really in Shakespeare's play are murder, depression, and inappropriate jokes. I love his work but he wasn't really all that hes made out to be.
I just love Gray's reaction when he discovers he can marry Peter
10:46 “I may rectract my formal statement. We’re all going to hell” “It’s not like we won’t know anyone”
"I met Queen first"
_Immediately thinks of the rock band Queen_
same
Same
S a m e -
Floridamanicus is about to make a supersonic man out of Peter.
More ______ dammit is stuck in my head from binge watching Gray during quarantine
More catchphrases, dammit! 😀
More seagulls dammit.
Me, after binging Gray during quarantine: More Gray, dammit!
1:38 King Henry the VIII, also made up a Church to divorce one of his wives.
*SIX the musical has entered the chat*
kermit the frogs crusty left nipple I am so relieved I’m not the only one searching the comments looking for any and all SiX references
@@m4ryslibrary *allergic to rescource material nanotech metallic for reason too powerful enchanced cybernetic nanites already enouh too painful kicking ball like a shotgun bullet in nut*
Wow, I never thought the bachelor could be so exciting!
Grey seems honestly impressed by the panini! 😆
I hope Episode never runs out of wacky episodes like this for him to play!
Also, I love how the girl with the mystery sandwich is laughing her patootie off, when confronted with the whole mayo thing!
Grays wheezing laugh got me so hard at 12:05
4:20 pay attention to the hand and you'll know why the king is always with peter...does everything Peter suggests...and why he still doesn't have an heir!
That moment, when even Gray is surprised by a game-ending. :D
That laugh just made my day, hillarious!
We love a good gay romance, Petermanicus is totally my new OTP
2:19 now he’s going round like OFF WITH HER HEAD