The POSSESSED Lincoln MKX (Kentucky Road Trip!) - Take2

Take 2...Apologies, original video had a 2-minute blank glitch!
We're taking a road trip today to Horse Country, USA...KENTUCKY!
Owner has been begging me to come down and diagnose her POSSESSED 2016 Lincoln MKX that came from the auction and was repaired after a front-end collision.
She said it drove perfectly for 6 months, and then a GHOST rared its ugly head...
When the problem occurs the car starts beeping and dinging, cluster lights up like a Christmas Tree with a lot of WARNING messages, and it keeps screaming "911 ASSIST NOT AVAILABLE".
Car runs and drives, but the issue is extremely annoying, and the turn signals stop working so its UNSAFE to drive.
Will we be able to find the ghost and eliminate it? Place your bets now!
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Enjoy!
Ivan