For real, back when the market was at its worst it was cheaper and more cost effective to order a prebuild and scrap it for parts than it was to buy a graphics card outright
Ughhh... Don't you hate it when the guy who was building your computer turns out to have no clue what he's doing so he just kills himself by beating his hand with a monkey wrench so then you have to put him in the garbage disposal but then Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale break through your wall and then they have a fight to the death in your kitchen? It's the worst
SuperHamsterhuey Oh you think that's bad? A few months ago i took my laptop in to fix a problem with the motherboard, only it turned out that the repair guy spent two straight days smashing his own kneecaps with a hammer. Then when i was out patrolling for a trash compactor with the repair guy in the trunk of my car bound and gagged, a vicious showdown between Toph Beifong and Gaara started up, and while i was disposing of the corpse of Gaara a lot of bitchy anime fanboys kept telling me why Gaara wasn't the deranged sandbending ginger in the same trash compactor as the repair guy whose screams at that point sounded like some kind of strange crossbreed of Yoko Ono and a hyena.
SuperHamsterhuey Don't worry, a Metropolice stole Jeff Goldblum's car and hit some big yellow bipedal ferret/fox outside my house and took RAM from its corpse, blew up a guy's head with the Force and got a power box, nicked some hard drives from my local PC World, took JB's sound cards(thanks Metrocop), took down a local hacker and took his video card and then I fell asleep. After my town was nuked and Metrocop took Chuck Norris' motherboard, then I followed him back to his house where I helped him make his computer. I then woke up in a sewer with my skin and clothes shredded. How did I end up there?
The fact that people try to compare good animated skits to a head coming out of a toilet singing a terrible song is criminal. DasBoSchitt was a visionary DaVinci of our time.
To this day, in 2021, my favourite part is BY FAR... that *ONE* instance at 3:05. The extent to which the music, sound and visuals are so well placed & sown together is too good. I miss the good old days. Love your work even to this day, DasBoSchitt!
Saxton Hale's nut-punching bonanza needs to be a gif and/or made into a Fist of the North Star parody. It was out-of-this-world funny. Pun intended, sorry Chuck lol
To me, I don't mind that DasBoSchitt has under a million subscribers because I feel like the more subscribers there are, the more cancerous the fanbase becomes.
TheSilverWolf1998 It's more of a package deal type of thing, you know, get something along like an i5 or i7 or something of similar performance, along with a equally performing motherboard. Not just free trash that comes with a high performance motherboard.
"Imagine #1 as a 14 year old spastic gamer in an adult body and you'd pretty much sum up his personality." - Description on DasBoSchitt's blog As for Jorge, I assume that's the fan nickname. EDIT: Duke Nukem ForeverQuest, #1's Twitter name is MetroPwn.
I just hope that the man, the myth, the Bo Schitt smiles realizing he touched a lotta people with his hilarity. Thanks for the great laughs, hope wherever you go that you succeed.
What I find funniest about this video is that it implies Saxton Hale is as strong as Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python & the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanine, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
I was 14 when i saw this years ago (22 now) i reflect upon my genuine laughter and thank you my good sir for creating a timeless masterpiece. *chef's kiss*
The people who disliked it was people who are overthetop apple fanboys, i love the video and my mac and i don't get why people hate macs but, i enjoyed the video 😄
Why a lot of people don't like macs: -They're so overpriced -They're overappreciated There is a whole list of other reasons, but it all essentially comes down to those 2 things.
S U C C 69 no, they still have the problems listed above. my friend broke one just by putting it in a backpack and setting it down the wrong way. theyre expensively diposable
From 10 000 subs to 200 000 in less than 2 years, holy hell! And right now its more than 698 000 subs! Man I miss your stuff but at least, I can revisit it!
I cannot for the life of me find the sound that is made at 1:36 the pray for the dead gesture that the heavy makes. ugh. x.x I want that as a ringtone so bad.
(While I'm watching the video I hear the blender running and I turn around and my software I was going to use to make a pc was in it then I turn around pause the video go find a pillow and scream in it but then I hear the blender stop and I turn around and a new awesome pc popped out) YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
Did anyone else notice that that creepy music between 0:23 and 0:40 is the music played in mass effect 2 when you're investigating the derelict collector ship?
Its a shame we never got a 300k milestone video as well as a 400k and 500k hes now at 600k almost 700k with over 1.2 million view on each video if he ever returns may angels sing out in an emmaculate chorus
I wish real world computers said 'dead' in the Heavy's voice when they crapped out.
Snowy Aegis you can probably modify the files to say that
It's possible, modify the files
"Dangar" - kamille bidan 1986
If I modify the files is it gonna hum a melancholy tune my way whenever I feel bad?
I would probably buy computers, load them with viruses, and force them to crap out to hear that sound effect.
I love how he destroyed the 4:3 black bars XD
+Speedy Von Gofast I've watched this so many times over the past 5 years, and I have never noticed that.
Speedy Von Gofast How about the one where he rips off a sound card and dvd rom from bieber concert?
I love how he snorts up glass like he's already suffering from withdrawal.
That's fucking genius
They both did 9999 dmg therefore the door was 10000 HP 🤷🏻♂️
Only now have I noticed that when BoSchitt was yelling, he was pulling away the black sides to make the video widescreen.
Unusually Unearthed Productions me too lmao
a whole decade later and i finally noticed it, i always thought it was just some part of the computer, brilliant
The way you removed the widescreen at the beginning of the video was brilliant.
The part where he pulls the black bars off rival the 4th wall breaking powers of Deadpool himself. That was genius! XD
+AstroManX100
When?
Predalien Xenomorph At the beginning when he rages over his computer crashing.
oh thx
+AstroManX100 I didn't even notice that that's what he was doing
Jeez, I never noticed that before, holy cow. 5 years later and only now do I just see that.
getting a GPU in 2011: *i can't believe he smashed a prebuilt computer just to get a graphics card*
getting a GPU in 2021: *COWABUNGA IT IS*
For real, back when the market was at its worst it was cheaper and more cost effective to order a prebuild and scrap it for parts than it was to buy a graphics card outright
Getting a GPU in 2023: 🔫
Ughhh... Don't you hate it when the guy who was building your computer turns out to have no clue what he's doing so he just kills himself by beating his hand with a monkey wrench so then you have to put him in the garbage disposal but then Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale break through your wall and then they have a fight to the death in your kitchen?
It's the worst
SuperHamsterhuey I know right, it happens like twice a day, it is really annoying.
SuperHamsterhuey
Oh you think that's bad? A few months ago i took my laptop in to fix a problem with the motherboard, only it turned out that the repair guy spent two straight days smashing his own kneecaps with a hammer. Then when i was out patrolling for a trash compactor with the repair guy in the trunk of my car bound and gagged, a vicious showdown between Toph Beifong and Gaara started up, and while i was disposing of the corpse of Gaara a lot of bitchy anime fanboys kept telling me why Gaara wasn't the deranged sandbending ginger in the same trash compactor as the repair guy whose screams at that point sounded like some kind of strange crossbreed of Yoko Ono and a hyena.
***** Dude, every friday night.
SuperHamsterhuey Don't worry, a Metropolice stole Jeff Goldblum's car and hit some big yellow bipedal ferret/fox outside my house and took RAM from its corpse, blew up a guy's head with the Force and got a power box, nicked some hard drives from my local PC World, took JB's sound cards(thanks Metrocop), took down a local hacker and took his video card and then I fell asleep. After my town was nuked and Metrocop took Chuck Norris' motherboard, then I followed him back to his house where I helped him make his computer. I then woke up in a sewer with my skin and clothes shredded. How did I end up there?
SuperHamsterhuey Exactly.
Is it wrong that I used this as a stepping stone to understanding what I needed to buy for my first gaming PC?
Zeph101theoriginal *forgets the CPU*
James Mitchell preinstalled cpu. 2 years late
That's what I did. Those BlendTec blenders are something else man.
@@HelghastStalker oh I've been there too mate. But now no shop accepts my photo I.D. for alcohol.
@@HelghastStalker Not yet thank god. If I ever do I know just the guy I can count on to bust me out.
The fact that people try to compare good animated skits to a head coming out of a toilet singing a terrible song is criminal. DasBoSchitt was a visionary DaVinci of our time.
Jesus, i loved this in highschool, and 6 years later its still fucking GOLD
EloiseRaeCullen same bro
Some things never change.
To this day, in 2021, my favourite part is BY FAR...
that *ONE* instance at 3:05.
The extent to which the music, sound and visuals are so well placed & sown together is too good.
I miss the good old days. Love your work even to this day, DasBoSchitt!
Yep this. 10 years on I came back mainly for that one part. And for the past 10 year that song has always reminded me of it hahaha.
1:20 He basically was like, "Dude, take a chill pill. Have some good news."
Saxton Hale's nut-punching bonanza needs to be a gif and/or made into a Fist of the North Star parody. It was out-of-this-world funny. Pun intended, sorry Chuck lol
Lol and they need to keep Star Platinum's soundbyte. Ive seen this a million times and its just as funny as the first.
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pacowallochenkenrick
Wasn't that a jojo reference?
This was made before JoJo Part 3 Anime (Not OVA).
That's awesome if it was Star Platinum. reference intended!
Or a JoJo meme
Ripping the letterbox off was probably the coolest effect, nobody noticed
+ScaryMoldyToast yeah that was ingenious
+ScaryMoldyToast I like your toribash videos...
When?
+zachary neil 0:48
+ScaryMoldyToast oh yeah, that was cool.
how does this man not have 1,000,000 subs...
How does this man not have...
(how many subscribers does PewDiePie have? 45,613,992. okay.)
... 46 million subscribers?!
+vkohmoviemaker you're right
To me, I don't mind that DasBoSchitt has under a million subscribers because I feel like the more subscribers there are, the more cancerous the fanbase becomes.
Hell if I knew that ransacking a town for computer parts while screaming like a maniac would be so fun I would have done it years ago!
r/HoldUp
Oh shit it's that guy
If making a PC was as simple as that I would've made my own years ago!
it is really simple
Well not so simple. You sorta have to fight chuck norris
***** Good point. I'd still take fighting Chuck Norris over a Mac, though.
*****
simple, just difficult xD
ThatOneSlowking its tricky the first time, but is still simple and easy after that
I just realized now that this show has made jojokes before jojokes were even a thing..........
He was indeed making JoJo references with Saxton Hale xD.
4:50 what is that "win" sound when camera shows him closely? I really need to know, please help!
That's sound from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time when you got an item.
+Dezmond Bunker thaaaaanks!
You have no culture or childhood XD
How do you not know? Do you have a childhood at all?
You do realize that the game is almost twenty years old now, right? There are kids who didn't grow up with it now.
2:59 This music should be in every rage scene in any movie.
I actually rewound it and cranked up the volume just to hear him launch himself out that chimney, F-ing great!
6:28 stand name : australian might
Stand user: saxton hale
This is quite possibly the best video ever created
omg i just realized that Saxtons chest hair is australia
Ethan Scales wow I just now realized that
Upload now?
Yes Nope Bread.
TF2 bread update predicted by dasboschitt
A sound card from Justin Bieber is probably already dead.
TheCluelessRUclipsr ~ “it’s a deadman memes” bla bla bla I don’t care as long as it’s funny to me I still like it
What about the CPU?
The motherboard had the CPU pre-installed, silly.
I don't think I would trust a preinstalled cpu to be good for much more than browsing the internet
TheSilverWolf1998 It's more of a package deal type of thing, you know, get something along like an i5 or i7 or something of similar performance, along with a equally performing motherboard. Not just free trash that comes with a high performance motherboard.
The mobo clearly didn't have a CPU pre-installed, as there was an empty socket on the mobo.
CPU included with the motherboard? Awesome!
By the way, does the soldier have a name?
If you mean the Metro Police, his name is "#1" (I sent a private message to DasBoSchitt and that was his answer)
Bartoloxxd Well #1 is definitely an interesting character. Scary and creepy yet funny and friendly at the same time.
Dawslen Enright Totally agree :)
Isn't the name also Metropwn?
"Imagine #1 as a 14 year old spastic gamer in an adult body and you'd pretty much sum up his personality." - Description on DasBoSchitt's blog
As for Jorge, I assume that's the fan nickname.
EDIT: Duke Nukem ForeverQuest, #1's Twitter name is MetroPwn.
This makes my heart warm,still,even after those years
0:45 this would be my rage next time my computer dies.
I have a $1000-2000 gaming computer, I would be pissed. Even more so than him.
If it broke, why doesn't he find the broken part and fix it?
Well, we wouldn't get this video, but still.
Me too. I have a extremely fast gaming computer.
Me too
*stuck in tree* *saxton lands* *literally goes “Ora ora Ora Ora Ora” in the balls like star platinum* *throws the tree at the sun*
I just hope that the man, the myth, the Bo Schitt smiles realizing he touched a lotta people with his hilarity. Thanks for the great laughs, hope wherever you go that you succeed.
0:42 are the moments I live for
What I find funniest about this video is that it implies Saxton Hale is as strong as Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python & the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanine, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.
You are magnificent for doing this.
Bruh, this video is over 10 years old… fuck I’m old
I was 14 when i saw this years ago (22 now) i reflect upon my genuine laughter and thank you my good sir for creating a timeless masterpiece. *chef's kiss*
The people who disliked it was people who are overthetop apple fanboys, i love the video and my mac and i don't get why people hate macs but, i enjoyed the video 😄
Why a lot of people don't like macs:
-They're so overpriced
-They're overappreciated
There is a whole list of other reasons, but it all essentially comes down to those 2 things.
Jake Star if they break, say goodbye to your savings account to get it repaired.
Mac is better as a laptop
S U C C 69 no, they still have the problems listed above. my friend broke one just by putting it in a backpack and setting it down the wrong way. theyre expensively diposable
Yes, now I know how to build a PC, I just need a blender!
or you know....... a blender.
I spent 30 minutes finding this video since it was no longer in my favorites list. Every second was well spent...
The part at 0:54 always makes me cringe when he sucks up the glass in his nose
I also want a computer that sounds like heavy.
ded
wll1500 dotatatataaatttaaa
The chuck norris nut punch flurry while he's clipped through a tree... pure fuckin gold
3:53 Got me everytime
Man I miss the old days, I want to go back
6:27 HOLY SHIT JOJO REFERENCE
My heart melted when the combine suggested movies. An emotional rollercoaster
0:33 "ded ded ded ded
This is still my favorite 200,000 subscriber milestone video ever... Of all time...
I would love to use my chimney as a cannon xD
From 10 000 subs to 200 000 in less than 2 years, holy hell! And right now its more than 698 000 subs! Man I miss your stuff but at least, I can revisit it!
Tsk tsk, I hadn't seen a Processor in Sir Combine's quest.
Snorting glass? Ouch!
What's the name of the song
2:50 That fuckin scream xDDDDDDDDD
I cannot for the life of me find the sound that is made at 1:36 the pray for the dead gesture that the heavy makes. ugh. x.x I want that as a ringtone so bad.
This cinematography is utterly brilliant, DasBoShitt you sir are an artist, and one of the good ones at that!
Bruce Lee could beat chuck Norris and Saxton hale combined
Jamie Hyuuga what about segata?
-The Gmod Idiot Box: Episode 10
complete.
Update now?
(Yes) (No) (BREAD)
I have so much more appreciation for this video having recently assembled my own computer. Still a classic!
0:20 DEAD lol makes me laugh
*Insert Preparing to upgrade your PC Because of Fallout 4 Reaction Comment Here*
Stopped to buffer at 0:44. I was genuinely frightened for a moment.
(While I'm watching the video I hear the blender running and I turn around and my software I was going to use to make a pc was in it then I turn around pause the video go find a pillow and scream in it but then I hear the blender stop and I turn around and a new awesome pc popped out) YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
out of all the weirdos in the world your the worst that made NO sense what so ever
...................... what the fuck did you just say?
you heard me
Sunburn M not u...
How many fucking sense that made was zero and honestly i could give two shits about your blender...
0:46 this is me when i found out pokemon sun and moon release later in europe then everywhere else
True but that was still my reaction as well
Followed this step by step even the blending didnt know it was that useful
*About To Upload*
*Computer Crashes*
Computer: *message on screen* Your computer is Dead
LOL XD
And btw... Dat door has ALOT of HP...
DTTArt It made sense tho, nowadays in GMod you can take a weapon that does a million damage and it’ll go flying!
yes thats what i did to build my pc, but ilost against ckuck norris.
I saw this when it was kinda recent back in 2011, now im back and its still so awesome !!
man, i still love this video as much as the first time i saw it.
Soon as the epic music dropped at 5:14, I smashed the subscribe button.
I swear to go that "Heart of Courage" makes absolutely anything epic. That song is the definition of epic.
God bless this video staying up forever
man,dasboschitt's videos are the frikin best.
I miss this series so much
Bro this is such a classic bro it’s 2021 and I still remember this dam
I remember watching this in late 2011.
And now Im back again.
8 years later.
And I understood the reference
6:27
Same here.... how many other JoJo references did he use without us even noticing it?
Same here
My, how I wish for the days again when Windows 7 was state of the art...
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!
I Fckin miss these vids.
BoSchitt was an artist making vids
I can't believe this is 4 years old already lol I loved this episode
Can't wait to see what One Million will look like!
That was really nice of him to look for parts for a new computer
This is exactly one of my favorites of Dasboschitts videos
This video had the greatest mid project aspect ratio fix I have ever seen.
0:47 me every time I wake up
1:15 me every time I come home
Didnt notice the Mass Effect music at 0:30 until just now. Lol its a good choice here.
4:20 that bit always broke me, found that bent over run funny as hell
Sometimes i like to rewatched to remember to old days.
6:36 its so awesome the way the combine looks.
Wo! THE BEST VIDEO OF THE YEARS!!!!!
GOOD JOB SCHITT!!!!!!
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I SUBSCRIBE :D
DasBoSchitt's guide to building a computer
The Coffey on the mile made me tear up.
Old but gold, i still love this shit.
5:34
Garbage disposal, what a way to go!
Garbage disposal, meet engineer.
Did anyone else notice that that creepy music between 0:23 and 0:40 is the music played in mass effect 2 when you're investigating the derelict collector ship?
I wish my old computers would have made those sounds when they died
If only making a computer was this epic...
just noticed the fight between Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale has the BulletStorm music in the background
Almost 700k now!
Its a shame we never got a 300k milestone video as well as a 400k and 500k hes now at 600k almost 700k with over 1.2 million view on each video if he ever returns may angels sing out in an emmaculate chorus