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POV: You are being held captive by an insane sailor who is forcing you to listen to his insane rants about sharks in movies.
Pog
F
Who can turn incoporeal at will, and spawn fire?
PharaohWRC poggers
Weirdchamp
Plot twist: They kill the house shark, and it becomes the ghost shark
I'm having an aneurysm just from reading that why did you say that....
I mean you aren't wrong but keep it to yourself man. 😔
This is even better when there's an actual movie called Ghost Shark, I watched it on Syfy
Then that leads to sharkenstien with the reanimating of the dead body
...That actually makes sense
Plot twist: Every shark movie is connected
I actually Like House Shark because you can easily tell a group of friends were just bored and decided to make a funny low budget shark movie spoof
Yeah. House Shark is meant to be more comedic, which is why it looks goofy. Ghost Shark, on the other hand, tried so hard to make the movie scary, and terribly failed
I like bad movies that don’t take themself seriously, self awareness is key
true, the instagram posts are so clearly supposed to be goofs
I love how self aware it is. We need more movies like that
@@West_Coast_Gang
"Self awareness"
More like don't have money or computer skills graphic design skills or the computer.
And just said we will make a shit movie.
The devs knowing it's a shit movie doesn't change the fact it's a bad movie.
Tell the friends to get a better job and Make more money to make better movie.
Not being sponsored by SurfShark is a huge missed opportunity
indeed
I and 717 others agree. We are legion. We are... Sharknado.
Was going to comment this but knew in my heart that I could only be one of the many million that realized this missed opportunity.
Sharks are known for their ghost like silence and literally can't make sounds but these movies always make them grunt and roar like lions lmao
Yea lmao
Honestly it-be way more scary if the sharks were just dead silent.
Yea that's definitely what sharks are known for
@@talentlessdongley4412 well to divers and other animals I mean.
The Enigma Encoder they dont
"A native american Sith Lord, named Darth Squanto"
Is a sentence that I never thought I would hear in my life.
I'm not even sure what to say about it
@My Brand Thank you grammar man :D
the entire video is full of things you'd never thought you would hear in your life, at least this is my experience.
'Help me, Obi Squantonobi. You're my only hope.'
Welcome to my world
This 1st one was 100% a school project and I love how you’re reviewing it like it’s a seriously shot movie
Yes
Theres decently shot school movies, bad movie is a bad movie even if it has no budget. Either way it's all in good fun, not like it's an actual review.
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 I know dude, I know
They didn't made a dvd/blue ray but they crafted a cover that you can buy online. They expected it to sell...😂
If it was a school project they could've focused on less sex scenes 😭 less of the women randomly taking their shirts off
The sound of the ghost shark eating people is literally someone eating an apple
🍎🍎🍎🍎👍
Sure it's not chips or Doritos?
yummy
Ouija shark is like a terrible high school movie project.
A weegee shark would have been scarier.
you mean a elementary school project
I did something like that in middle school 🙊🙊
It had a 300 CAD budget or like 210$ lol
It's like they shot it with a toaster
Ngl that alien looks great in a cheap sailor outfit.
I have two hot RUclipsr girlfriends and I am the best RUclipsr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear lilli
@@AxxLAfriku bruh what
Partywolf uwu agreed
Owo
This was the shit we could have gotten at area 51
“Oh, just let him put the tip in!” Is probably one of my favorite lines in this whole movie XDXD
which movie
@@witherkilleryeh House Shark
I have enormous respect for shark movies. Thanks to them and to what they did to the concept, Hollywood will never remake Spielberg's classic.
"Let's not get political, let's just talk about ghost sharks!"
Meanwhile
"It's gonna be YUGE"
*YUGEEEEE*
They look like movies made by students in film school. Only a lot worse. LMAO. The first was very bad. The second was very bad. Maybe the school provided some budget for the second and not the first? Like for extras and film.
*mumbles in Luigi*
God Bless You
*kisses forehead
*continues to mumble in Luigi*
Then at the end of the ghost shark movie it gets political
The second one seems so self aware and intentionally bad, it swings all the way around and becomes amazing
I know I felt like I was watching a youtube skit
Oh, it’s far from it. Trust me. Every bit that’s even remotely funny, Elvis shows you.
i think it was supposed to be a comedy but then it runs into the problem that it doesnt seem that funny
It won Best horror comedy award
And apparently the makers of the movie made similar movies in the past
I need more House Shark. The fact that the shark pulled out a laser slayed me. I love it!
I love how you can hear him give at least a little chuckle every time he says "Darth Squanto" 😎👌
The use of Sea of Thieves in the background truly immersed me into the video. I really felt like I was in the movie.
What I thought it was real
Yea I keep getting distracted by it. Looks so cool.
It really makes you FEEL like a bad actor.
I am playing sea of thieves right now
Really makes you feel like Spider-Man
Ouija Shark isn't even a movie, it looks like a class project they did over the weekend
it looks like it was made by a cringy youtube family channel
FACTS
I was literally thinking the same thing except I thought it was like a graded F- class project.
More like your avrage youtube video
That made me wonder who made the poster for that... "movie". I do wonder if all the budget of this movie are all spent on this one poster.
Jaws: **Exist**
Literally any studio: *Allow us to introduce ourselves.*
House Shark has the production value of a well produced student film
Ngl, that “House Shark” movie was an amazing shitpost
Yeah its so much bad that it's funny
Comedy at it's finest.
I gotta say they really nailed the 'german' guy, especially the shitty accent.
the chad father had his son at the age of 9.
i’d buy it
If u like "House Shark", you'll LOVE "Velocipastor"
The first movie sounds like a parody porno movie but without the porn.
“Ouija shark daddy” 😂
I swear bad acting and bad sets remind me of pornos too much
☹️
Im just waiting for the actress they only hired for their appearance (mostly boobs) to just screw the ugly ass boi
Im messed up
@@catspaghetti4515 nah don't worry it's okay
@@catspaghetti4515 your welcome 🙏
it's the rare tag called pornless
These movies are like the 'plays' I'd write as a kid! "500 troops cornered the heros, and when the battle seemed lost, the heroes win by killing the troops' leaders and hiding the surviving troops among some low hanging vegetation" - See? Just raises more questions that will never get answered
I love how a grenade does absolutely nothing to it but somehow the blood alcohol content of some random drunk igniting can kill this apparently nearly unstoppable killing machine.
"The ghost shark was Donald Trump's idea" is something I'd never think I'd hear
As is “Native American Sith Lord”, for me at least.
@Ricardo S There is literally no correlation that one could base something like this on xD
At least it wasn't a predictable plot twist
Sharktopus was 25$ :/
@@RainWelsh if Darth Squanto is not safe, God help us all...
Let's be honest, House Shark was made by some guy who was caught cheating on his partner with someone wearing that shark suit and used the excuse, "No, babe! It's for a movie I'm working on," and has to make it a reality to fuel the lie.
Busted!
I see you're a fan of RLM
Maybe you should be more respectful
@@Ryan-pg1tw what
@@Ryan-pg1tw Respectful of what?
"I'd like to catch some rays"
*sits in the shade*
I love the first one, it looks like a project movie with literally no budget.
the first movie seemed like something my 11 year old self would make with my cousins cause we were bored af....lmao
I thought my cousins and I were the only ones who did stupid stuff like that😂
Laken Alexander why would you think that? What’s so unique about goofing off with cousins?
My animation is better than that and it is 3 seconds long
@@christopherlowery3797 Calm down. Its not that serious 🙄
Same bruh
You need to review the greatest shark movie of all times
6-Headed Shark Attack
Lmfao
Bruh I actually saw it on TV and I couldn't stop laughing
God I remember seeing that movie! I was laughing so hard. Also the cgi is terrible, but u should watch the movie if u want to laugh
No.
That's not possible.
That can't exist!!
That's too many heads!!!!
I watched the progression of it and they literally just added a head every year
i love how there is a 25 yr old dad with a 16 yr old son maybe he adopted him.
I watched House Shark based on your interesting review. It’s actually a funny movie The actor who played the mumbling Amish character with the Sean Connery accent and bottomless flask gave an extraordinary award winning performance. He was overlooked by the Academy. That human taxidermy is the Realestate brokers deceased dad by the way. So it’s OK. The Shark itself needed a bit of work though. The animal wasn’t very convincing.
The people in the second movie seemed to have a lot of fun while filming.
Oh yeah yeah
That one was clearly intended to be bad. I'm guessing the director was a fan of Seltzer and Friedberg.
I’m pretty sure that they were both supposed to be terrible.
We did!
@@ActorMichaelMerchant hope you didnt have too much fun
Let’s all be honest, the first movie was a national treasure.
Well, according to the plot twist, quite literally.
*mumbles in Luigi*
God Bless You
*kisses forehead
*continues to mumble in Luigi*
No the second one is.
The guy had a butthole on his finger!
You are a National treasure
LUL
See, I feel like House Shark is one of those movies where a bunch of friends just decided to make a stupid movie, and I am here for it. At least they look like they're having fun. Good for them!
"board up the house to prevent it from leaving!"
Literally any insurance agency :" fuck that burn it. The shark is literally a house shark. It will burn to death before it leaves the house"
"this is for my dad, you aquatic douchebag" might be the greatest line movie history
😂😂
69 likes keep it
I am jealous of this singular line of dialogue
Always Has Been
Bravo Vince!
Clearly she needed to wield the ghost of a shotgun in order for her weapon to have any effect on the specter.
What?? No. It’s because she’s an American
Maybe she needed the House Shark's lazer gun.
I spent half the video not realizing there was a sail above him and thinking his green screen was just kinda falling over the entire time
The best part of this movie is that it taught you about period farts
I saw House Shark at Walmart for like $5 and thought to myself "how bad can it be?!"
Now, months later, I can say I've never been more disappointed in myself for purchasing a film. :/
Shit you could have used those 5 bucks to buy something better... Like... A snickers bar or two or three, idk how much a snickers bar costs in the US
pipocadoce I think u can get at least 3 here
Should’ve bought some pop tarts instead. Pop tarts gives you satisfaction, meanwhile House Shark can’t
@@Prophet1 you can manage 4 if you shop right
if you watch anime nothings wierd anymor
I love how the trailer for house shark says:
You’re gonna need a house
Jaws, Sharknado, Megalodon bow to House Shark
lol
It was obviously made as a joke.
Not a funny joke, though.
Just for reference here are the time stamps for the different movies :)
0:00 - Intro
1:35 - Ouija Shark
11:32 - Sponsor
12:49 - House Shark
Why would we skip too the sponsor?
@@imepic434 I mentioned it so you don't fast forward into the sponsor, so you know when it ends
Thank you
It feels like Elvis is a captain telling the crew of an ancient sea myth
The Shark: I CAST FIREBALL!
The DM: You can't cast fireball on a gh-
The Shark: I CAST FIREBAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Natural one, the ghost reflects the fireball with its magical hand wheels and you both explode.
R E F L E C T
I'm gonna bet twenty bucks that they watched Doctor Strange while making the movie.
The shark got like a 12 roll. with mediocre int stat it could be pretty good
"I'd like to catch some rays"
*Takes shirt off in the SHADE*
RIP Steve. You won't be forgotten
I had to google ghost shark. It was a vague memory I knew something about. I once ate a delta 8 gummy not knowing it would actually do anything and laid in the fetal position covered in blankets for hours watching your videos bc it was distracting my mind from the intense anxiety. I don't do well with anything Mary j related. It makes me afraid. This came back to me as one of the videos I watched. Thanks, guy.
That makes sense. You see sharks shooting fireballs all the time 👌
Fun Fact: Sharks live in the water.
No they are ghost spoooooooooky spoooooooooky
So you are telling me House shark isn’t telling straight facts? Bummer!
It's not in the Bible and therefore it is not true
Wrong sharks are ghost demons satan tornados dinos birds eagle 2 headed 3 headed 4 headed 5 headed 6 headed 7 headed 8 headed 9 headed 10 headed giant ball bags that are dry with legs deadly beast
I saw a shark in a church once
I laughed so hard at the scene where the dad is like “you can’t hurt me anymore” and does a goofy stance and then uses doctor strange powers and then runs into the shark and explodes.
:3
It's a Bollywood level action scene and I love it
How is the demon carnage going
I didnt watch the full video yet but by reading your comment i can already tell it is going to be funny😂😂😂
When you gave the list of shark movies and then mentioned going over two, I immediately knew Quija Shark would be one. I mean, c'mon...Quija Shark. Also forget that it's a ghost shark, who cares? The real question is...who taught the shark English!? How does it know how to spell!? Since this movie is all about the yuks, if they asked Quija Shark a question, any question, and it responded on the board with "ANGRY SHARK NOISES", I'd have lost my mind and given it shark film of the decade. Eat your heart out, Sharknado.
Also, "The ghost shark was Donald Trump's idea" is the funniest sentence I've heard all morning.
Also also, the ending credits of this video sum up these movies perfectly.
11:43 Should have gone for a surfshark ad lol
Yeah it would have fit the video more
Seeing Elvis wearing sunglasses and wearing a sailor outfit with a pipe and kinda seems a little drunk he is ready for a yacht club
He also looks like he is definitely having some good times tonight
My boy be looking like gappy higashikata
If you shoot him in the foot he explodes
@@redstoneofaja5452 why does gappy exist?
The guy who wrote Jaws became a marine biologist to try to undo the damage he had done to sharks’ reputation
Oh
@@godfrey4461 Yeah, because after the movie's release, sharks were seen as serial killers rather than normal animals.
I mean only kinda true
Well, at least he tried to make amends...but I wager he didn't count on people not being able to tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
Andrew Orders, no Peter Benchley did no such thing. He was regretful of sensationalising the danger of sharks. He actually continued writing novels and non-fiction work, screenplays and adaptations, as well as freelance journalistic work for print such as NatGeo. He hosted a few programmes about sharks. He was an environmental protection advocate, particularly with regards to marine protection.
But he was no marine biologist.
The whole reason I love these commentaries is that it makes the dumb movies that much funnier PLUS, you don’t have to watch them yourself.
i love house shark bc its obvious that the people involved were just trying to have some fun
The multi-headed shark movies add more heads in every sequel, the most recent I think is 7 heads.
100 years later 1000 headed shark attack
Wow
They skipped four headed shark. Lazy bastards.
@@ivanhozjan7137 bc the director is Guido Mista
@@simpsbelongtothegulags3702 was that a joj-
I hope these movies were made as a joke, because if they’re were made unironically
Call the police
Your FBI agent I refuse to believe house shark was anything other than satire
Idk but everyone is sleeping on sharknado
There getting drunk in a pitch black windowless bar during the day
I was made ironically
Wouldn't we call you
The ghost shark is just that shark puppet that gets bonked for trying to eat treats. Hes had ENOUGH!
Elvis cosplays as Popeye, with devastating results.
It's like these people saw the success of jaws and were like "I want to make that, except with no talent and creative vision"
pretty sure house shark is better than jaw fight me
@@echidnut6602 are you joking
Honesty, House Shark looks like a lot of fun, like a goofy RUclips sketch comedy stretched out to the length of a film.
Yea I dying 😂😂😂😂😂 if they just put this up as comedy if would have probably sold more
@@jellybeans2707 - It's described on Wiki as a "horror comedy film."
Yes it was promoted as a comedy horror and it has sold a LOT 😊👍🤣
ha, i ruined the 69 likes. :)
@@skimpskomp bro its at 68 plz s t o p
The girl getting turned into brekky while looking for some brekky was very satisfying.
I legit grew up watching these movies with my dad, good times. We just love how trashy they are and it would make us laugh.
"house shark" is pure insanity and i love it.
❤️
@@SRSCinemaLLC did you make this movie?
@@busdriverguy that is the director, screenplay writer and producer
The part when you turned into a ghost was actually a *better green screen than the actual movie itself* 😂
Lol very true
The movie is so fake it doesn't even feel like a movie it feels like a fan film
Agreed.
@@legomemer2479 I've seen fan films way better that this shit tbh
When RUclips is more professional and profitable than an actual movie
Imagine if this was sponsored by SurfShark VPN
The next video it is. :)
Lmao the guy in the thumbnail looks mildly annoyed like "god damn it... I burned the toast again" only "god damn it... I got eaten by a big shark again"
The scene with the ghost dad fighting the ghost shark in heaven cured my depression, I haven’t laughed so hard in years
Now go watch his video on *Santa conquers the Martians* (if you haven’t already) -and you’ll lose the ability to feel all sadness!! 👍😁👍
@@glorygloryholeallelujah just watched it and it was amazing! Thank you for the recommendation I laughed so hard xP
honestly, seeing that clip has made me want to watch the whole movie, just to see the dad's scenes. LOL
@@dreg7305 yes 👏🤣
Me too
"because there's a shark in the ouiji board you see....
a ghost shark"
But that's a different shitty shark movie
No helicopters
4:43 its a plastic hand
I'll never get tired of watching movies so bad they become hilarious.
Thanks for showing me new ones !
Raiders of the lost shark
Shark exorcist
Sharkenstein
Sharktopus
Sharktopus vs pteracuda
Sharkropus vs whalewolf
Sand sharks
Ice sharks
Sharknado (1-5)
2 headed shark attack
3 headed shark attack
5 headed shark attack
6 headed shark attack
Mega shark vs mecha shark
Mega shark vs crocosaurus
Mega shark vs colossus
Mega shark vs giant octopus
Atomic shark
Toxic shark
Oujia shark
Ghost shark
Snow shark
House shark
Swamp shark
Planet of the sharks
Empire of the sharks
*yup all of those are real, did not make a single one up*
Ok but like the sharknado movies hit different back in 2013
Jaws 3D and Jaws the Revenge?
You forgot my personal favorite, Supershark.
IMO the Sharknado series and Sharktopus series are actually good movies as long as you view them as comedies not action movies.
Swamp shark 😂
I'm pretty sure House Shark is actually a masterpiece.
Its pretty obviously a masterpiece
@@CocainePirate yes indeed its right up there with the drone and the velocipastor
As good as jaws
@@michaelmyres5653 Let's not get carried away.
@@Jiggerjaw but when I say its better than jaws 3 I MEAN EVERY WORD
Spong Bob ugly face caught me right off guard... I nearly dropped my food! 😂
Why is no one talking about House Shark’s INSANE post credits scene where Zachary escapes the explosion alive and GIVES BIRTH TO A HOUSE SHARK BABY??????
I feel like house shark is a comedy
well it's funny af
It's more a parody that makes fun of other shitty shark movies
@@soop6866 yeah probably.
The Ouija shark honestly looks like some RUclips fan film it doesn’t actually look like an actual movie it looks like a home video or something like that
RUclipsrs would put at least some commitment into their vids 🤣
Ikr I was looking for a comment like this
I can’t believe there’s not one, but TWO WHOLE MOVIES about a ghost shark.
16:50 You can see the fingers move!
Take a shot every time you hear the word “Shark” in this video.
Absence of shark
☠
@Pat Rick yea there is...
I tried to count, lost count at 84
That might be the worst way to commit suicide
It’s literally like a school project for highschoolers.
True
Yep
Based on your Thumbnail for this video with you dressed as a sailor man, I can TOTALLY see you playing Ship Wreck in a G.I. Joe live action movie!
These movies will never top the masterpiece that is Sharknado
Imagine if all sharks ever thought was "me hungry"
Thats pretty spiciest if you ask me
@@felobatirmoheb4884 Bruh exactly LOL
Now think for a second that the creators of these movies either think that it's all sharks think, or dont care if they cause others to think that. Just.. let it sink in. I'm pretty sure the sharks that like to get belly scratches are thinking "ooh that feels good" and not "wow me hungry" but I'm not a shark so who knows
@@catpoke9557 and another thing, these idiots think sharks have the organs required to growl or roar, let alone do any sort of sound from their mouths. HA.
@@catpoke9557 from my knowledge it's very easy for them to find and eat smaller fish,why would they be just go out of their way to eat humans like,is there no fish anymore?
@@mimoe9859 It depends on the shark but a lot will eat small fish and sharks like the great white eat larger things like seals or very big fish. But they don't really go after people. Sometimes they bite people out of curiosity, but they don't actually view humans as prey because they're unusual. Kind of like eating a food when you don't know what the ingredients are. However they will eat people sometimes.. they just tend not to actively hunt them.
Period gas is actually a thing and I'm sorry a lot of you had to learn about it this way.
I googled it to make sure, twas a mistake
@@sickboy703 thank you for your sacrifice
@Bhumi Rushing r/ihavesex
projared
Havent seen the vid yet but excuse me what!?
thank you for taking the time to film this on your boat
14:07 This moment is literally a Robot Chicken sketch!
Plot twist: Every shark movie is connected
It’s the SCU
@@Rarest26 yeah the MCU
Plot twist: GOD SHARK
@@Rarest26 or a multiverse
You telling me that Jaws and House Shark are from the same universe?
The best part of House Shark is when they are' swimming' while walking down the stairs, very realistic
I don’t know if your being sarcastic but I honestly found that funny
@@mrziiz6893 I am being sarcastic, I tried to word it so it would come across sarcastic
@@kincaid5111 oh well I’m like mentally retarded. I enjoyed the movie
Nah the best part is when the shark shows up walking with a ray gun in the house
Ok, Sharknado is absolute classic
2:52 Elvis is that you?
The first movies camera and editing was genuinely like a movie some kids made for youtube in 2013
very yes
@@hudsonbayifitwasalive8747 yes
I cant believe its an actual movie. Lol
2009 at most.
Even kids can make better movies than that LOL
House Shark is more of a parody/comedy movie. And it seems to be better than the other shark film.
That's why it's so cringy, cos it's meant to be funny but it's not at all 😂
@@Thetruepianoman it’s funny because it’s not funny😂😄
@@earth6261 It doesn't even hit that 😂 Its just not funny. From what I saw here anyway
I watched the whole film and it's really, really, really not funny and more painful to watch
Sharknado is awesome
I can’t believe he didn’t look at the masterpiece that is Jurassic Shark, that movie is simply amazing
Elvis: If you weren’t aware Zachary Taylor is
Me: The Black Mighty Morphin Power Ranger?
Elvis: a House Shark expert!
These two films have got to be satirical, especially House Shark. There is no way anyone thought about these films in a serious manner.
It's obviously satirical. And its funny, but this guy took it way too seriously lmao
xd.v1 Yes. The man who put on a pirate outfit and had sea of thieves playing in the background the whole time, while for most of the video just takes the movies at face value... took this too seriously. I know he’s going into the movies much further than anybody should, but he knows the movies are not serious at all and has made this video to talk about how funny and bizarre these movies are.
House shark in a nutshell:
A german guy, Abraham Lincoln, and a guy dressed up in a shark outfit with a apron fight off a shark with a lazergun
Seems legit
Wait, really?
No
Yes
Revive the Bavarian guy! He has the ray gun!
You forgot "A sith Lord that uses plastic weapons" in there.
"Dreams can be a doorway to the unconscious mind" sounds like something Master Yi would say in League of Legends lmaoo
Oh yes, Sharktopus versus Whalewolf.
I enjoyed the kill counter whenI was a smol kiddo