Stephen's Audience Q&A: Why Don't You Grow a Mustache?

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Every night before the show, our host Stephen Colbert takes questions from the audience. This time he's asked to explain why his #Colbeard look never evolved into a proper mustache. #Colbert #Comedy #Colbeard
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Комментарии • 468

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 года назад +1606

    that intern is bold. if you don't try, you'll never know.

    • @Federe76
      @Federe76 4 года назад +26

      @AmplifiedSilence I gots to know!!!

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 4 года назад +34

      It still may have worked.

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio 4 года назад +68

      I’d argue it still might work. He brought excitement to the audience. That’s the kind of thing execs like to see from their employees/interns.

    • @jeffs6090
      @jeffs6090 4 года назад +23

      Yes, I believe that's a guy who's going places!

    • @abrahamcb
      @abrahamcb 4 года назад +55

      He left an impression. He’s going to stand out for this. The rest is up to HR (and maybe Stephen at this point). Well done, intern.

  • @tiki_trash
    @tiki_trash 4 года назад +640

    "Behind bars" I died

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor 4 года назад +24

      That was pretty great actually, was not expecting that xD

    • @elikyals
      @elikyals 4 года назад +2

      bill barr

    • @Dawn-iu8nx
      @Dawn-iu8nx 4 года назад +18

      Me, too. Clever, quick, unexpected, funny.

    • @eg1197
      @eg1197 4 года назад +14

      Greatest answer of all time 💯

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 4 года назад +2

      Me too....

  • @29jgirl92
    @29jgirl92 4 года назад +1019

    It's not a Q&A until Stephen mentions his wife!

    • @crazimuthaz
      @crazimuthaz 4 года назад +5

      You didn't catch that the lady in the audience is his wife's sister? Hello?

    • @albertorodriguez7917
      @albertorodriguez7917 4 года назад

      What's the name of the poem?

    • @GarrettFehon
      @GarrettFehon 4 года назад +3

      @@albertorodriguez7917 mr youse needn't be so spry

    • @albertorodriguez7917
      @albertorodriguez7917 4 года назад

      @@GarrettFehon thank you

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 4 года назад +24

      @@crazimuthaz he does talk about her in every one of these. The fact that his sister in law was there kinda doesn't matter, really, Stephen rather adorably can't not talk about her

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime 4 года назад +770

    That intern-to-be has a lot of guts. But it is really a great way to be noticed.

    • @muvaofpearl
      @muvaofpearl 4 года назад +54

      It was gusty, but also entitled. I'm glad Stephen avoided the bait.
      He don't know what his resume looks like.

    • @sweepingtime
      @sweepingtime 4 года назад +32

      @@muvaofpearl I don't think so because I think that he was aware that Stephen might refuse as much as approve. The real decision is made by the interviewer, and the trick is to put yourself ahead of the other candidates.

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 4 года назад +7

      We shall see if he makes the cut.

    • @Matt-zj9wx
      @Matt-zj9wx 4 года назад +3

      Zero chance it works

    • @CharlieTheAstronaut
      @CharlieTheAstronaut 4 года назад +2

      great way to make sure you will not get hired

  • @theycallmeryann
    @theycallmeryann 4 года назад +100

    Colbert’s quick wit is what makes him the funniest host in late night

    • @weebsincethe90s95
      @weebsincethe90s95 4 года назад +2

      hes funny but not conan funny.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 года назад

      @@weebsincethe90s95 Conan isn't remotely funny, Colbert is incredible.

  • @tactofu
    @tactofu 4 года назад +72

    I love these Q&As. It really shows how funny and witty Stephen can be on the fly.

  • @ninino86
    @ninino86 4 года назад +401

    Im gonna say what everyone else has said. I really hope that intern gets hired. That's how you do it! That's how you stand out! All the love.

    • @idiatico
      @idiatico 4 года назад +34

      Probably dont want to encourage that kind of behaviour

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 4 года назад +60

      but what if apart from an audacious personality he's a horrible worker with no skills whatsoever?
      it was correct for Stephen to not simply give in to audience pressure because you really need to check the people you are to work with, you can't hire them blindly.

    • @mstwelvedeadlycyns
      @mstwelvedeadlycyns 4 года назад +7

      @@benzaiten933 Good solid point s

    • @mstwelvedeadlycyns
      @mstwelvedeadlycyns 4 года назад +3

      @@idiatico True

    • @Jen-cc9xk
      @Jen-cc9xk 4 года назад +37

      They probably will check him out. His stunt probably got him to the top of the pile, but of course Stephen couldn't just hire him on the spot, all unknown.

  • @magicsantos2681
    @magicsantos2681 4 года назад +30

    Behind bars! Just beautiful! 👌👍😉😄😄😄

  • @princessm.5959
    @princessm.5959 4 года назад +68

    "Behind bars." [Mic drop]

  • @rmercado8138
    @rmercado8138 4 года назад +334

    He should hire that guy. He’s bold.

    • @99pedropotter
      @99pedropotter 4 года назад +18

      Nah, he should't. Very unfair with the other candidates. I would not hire him. Ever.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 4 года назад +6

      An intern is supposed to follow orders , a writer is the only one who can be bold and try stunts like this with the host. Having an intern attempting this ,is volatile and not a good thing for a show that needs to be working on such a tight schedule. 🤷🏻‍♂️
      The right answer would have been " no,but Its the first time I'm gonna fire one in front of an audience!"

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 4 года назад +27

      jlbueno0611 - That would have been mean and would have ruined the mood (and probably turned the audience against him). Steven is classy and wouldn’t do that.

    • @rthomp03
      @rthomp03 4 года назад +18

      And set the precedent that other aspiring Late Show applicants should pull that stunt? Not a great idea, unless you want to ruin Q&A forever.

    • @JuanTheBone
      @JuanTheBone 4 года назад +9

      I think a girl already did something like this in a previous Q&A but wanted to be a writer. If he hired him the audience will be filled with people trying to asking for jobs.

  • @albevanhanoy
    @albevanhanoy 4 года назад +7

    I love that the audience now comes prepared with tricky questions and have as much fun trolling Stephen as he does.

  • @patsonu774
    @patsonu774 4 года назад +14

    "Behind bars" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JSMStormy
    @JSMStormy 4 года назад +8

    They need to post more of these between the scenes. I enjoy it a lot when the daily show does it.

  • @barbaracataldo566
    @barbaracataldo566 4 года назад +8

    I've met this guy, and he's as sweet off camera as he is on. ☺️☺️!

  • @collaterllydamaged
    @collaterllydamaged 4 года назад +13

    always a pleasure to see these clips, the answers are so good ❤✨

  • @jreliford34
    @jreliford34 4 года назад +39

    Yes, it's true what they say.....English majors are the best lovers.

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 4 года назад +7

      said by an English Major 🤣

    • @vincentgarcia6630
      @vincentgarcia6630 4 года назад +1

      @Thank You For Your Cervix and then there's Natalie freaking Portman with advanced chemistry 😳😲😍😍😍
      English majors are hot too, though I'm biased, because I too am an English -major- graduate. I have a degree now. I graduated 😁😂😂 goddamn that takes getting used to!

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 года назад +1

      Jason Reliford - It's because they read the best writing in the world and can use it to court their romantic interests.

    • @davidmatthews3131
      @davidmatthews3131 3 года назад

      Nice use of 'they' meaning 'we' !

  • @michelleescobar2925
    @michelleescobar2925 4 года назад +6

    Last answer hit the jackpot!

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche 4 года назад +5

    "Yeah, but he's naked so I can't ask him to come out." BRILLIANT! LOL

  • @timothyyambing6160
    @timothyyambing6160 4 года назад +33

    Stephen, the audience and the internets wants to know if plaid intern got hired!

  • @shantanumishra9106
    @shantanumishra9106 4 года назад +4

    That was a slick move.. 1:53

  • @fourdotsYT
    @fourdotsYT 4 года назад +2

    Stephen shows his improv comedy chops. I was in stitches. Do more of this!

  • @girlnextdoor7
    @girlnextdoor7 4 года назад +9

    LOVE this segment!!

  • @badmanskill1112
    @badmanskill1112 4 года назад +127

    Jon Stewart would be a better prez for sure.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 года назад +19

      A playmobile figure missing a face would be a better president.

    • @jasonkara661
      @jasonkara661 4 года назад +6

      I reckon Jon would be a better Secretary to Colbert’s President.

    • @luciustitius
      @luciustitius 4 года назад +13

      Any fairly reasonable and decent human being would be.

    • @beckybowen196
      @beckybowen196 4 года назад +4

      @@luciustitius Sadly, true

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 4 года назад +2

      He'd do the real cry speeches and everything

  • @Ishayat
    @Ishayat 4 года назад +8

    Thank you for making these videos bigger!

  • @chrissiek8706
    @chrissiek8706 4 года назад +25

    Ok, Stephen, you're smooth one 😏🥰

  • @orealz
    @orealz 4 года назад +13

    That was a power move by that intern hopeful

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 4 года назад

      No, it was a dickish move. Putting your potential boss in a spot?

  • @josephblomeister3040
    @josephblomeister3040 4 года назад +5

    Thank You Stephen!
    I'm Lovin' It !!!

  • @AAAReview
    @AAAReview 4 года назад +2

    That last answer was so refreshing!

  • @seven2211g
    @seven2211g 4 года назад

    I pray for a husband as lovingly funny and handsome like Stephen Colbert. God bless him and his family always

  • @jimreynolds2674
    @jimreynolds2674 4 года назад +2

    Stephen's quick wit always reveals the truth..."Behind bars!" was his response to: "How would you like to interview Trump?" Colbert is America's treasure.

  • @mone7524
    @mone7524 4 года назад

    No stupid answers there ! I know we are none perfect, but you are so GREAT Stephen ! May u also stay humble !!!

  • @shadowdelta7
    @shadowdelta7 3 года назад +2

    2:05 I wonder if that intern ever heard from Colbert

  • @nahibylopez6801
    @nahibylopez6801 4 года назад +30

    That intern!

  • @janovewaldner1
    @janovewaldner1 4 года назад +6

    The intern-applicant wanted to exert group pressure to be hired, just like in those stadium marriage proposals.

  • @Stephanie_S_777
    @Stephanie_S_777 4 года назад

    I love it!!!!Behind bars.....99% if Americans want that too!

  • @chemxfan
    @chemxfan 4 года назад +85

    So that we're clear: Stephen will NOT be the one behind bars when/if he interviews Trump.

    • @DianeKovacs
      @DianeKovacs 4 года назад +6

      @stan sorensen You are non compos mentis. Seek help.

    • @-A-L-
      @-A-L- 4 года назад +8

      stan sorensen He should be kicked out of which office?

    • @steveallen984
      @steveallen984 4 года назад +7

      @stan sorensen
      Biden isn't in office. He's a private citizen employeed at the university of Penn teaching politics.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 4 года назад +2

      @stan sorensen Probably also think Hillary should be fired? Any other non-politicians you want impeached?

    • @AndiDuck
      @AndiDuck 4 года назад +1

      @stan sorensen But you just couldn't think of any to put in your talking point comment ! Biden doesn't currently hold any office . Perhaps you are thinking of Bernie Sanders !

  • @TheRogueStatesman
    @TheRogueStatesman 4 года назад +1

    Colbert has the best memory recall I've ever witnessed

  • @donnaokoniewski3761
    @donnaokoniewski3761 4 года назад

    Brilliant answer to the last question!!

  • @adamtak3128
    @adamtak3128 4 года назад +30

    You should hire that intern.

  • @Topaz_Estrella
    @Topaz_Estrella 4 года назад +2

    I have always loved Colbert, but never have I felt more like he is my spirit animal than when I discovered we both wanted to be marine biologists growing up

  • @julianasboyfriend
    @julianasboyfriend Год назад

    stephen's love for evie is what i aspire to have, the ultimate life goal along with his and steve carell and jon stewarts humour and intellect and stephen's outlook towards life and faith and ability to recite poems on spot

  • @ColleenCM1124
    @ColleenCM1124 4 года назад

    Is he blushing talking about that poem?? He is so adorable when he talks about his wife

  • @jimreynolds2674
    @jimreynolds2674 4 года назад

    Watching a recorded Q&A session on CBS's COLBERT REPORT, I know why I am a big fan…Stephen's quick wit always reveals the truth..."Behind bars!" was his response to: "How would you like to interview Trump?" Colbert is an American treasure.

  • @MeetLeAnne
    @MeetLeAnne 4 года назад +1

    I swear, Stephen’s the perfect man: he can recite a poem by ee cummings ❤️❤️❤️

  • @LePedant
    @LePedant 4 года назад +27

    I hope that Intern gets the job!

  • @eleanorfogarty9973
    @eleanorfogarty9973 3 года назад +1

    "What do you love about your life?"
    "My wife."
    No hesitation 🤣 they are so in love after 20+ years it's amazing!

  • @wildNout317
    @wildNout317 4 года назад +1

    That was great, that was amazing! so funny!

  • @bepowerification
    @bepowerification 4 года назад +18

    he should've hired that intern.

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 4 года назад +12

    what, LOTR wasn't mentioned or alluded to even once?!

  • @mellyjulia
    @mellyjulia 3 года назад +1

    I really miss the audience questions.. 🥺 it is so cute when Stephen talks about his wife 🥰

  • @jerrycisneros5084
    @jerrycisneros5084 4 года назад

    That last question 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dee010s
    @Dee010s 4 года назад

    Smart Man, our Steven.

  • @garettjames6349
    @garettjames6349 4 года назад +51

    Oh just hire the intern, he's free!

  • @rwmorey71
    @rwmorey71 4 года назад

    Colbert is so smart.

  • @Ric_Vicious
    @Ric_Vicious 4 года назад +1

    LOVE these! Keep em' comin, please!

  • @suem7172
    @suem7172 4 года назад

    Very reminiscent of Carol Burnett's audience Q&A! Fun!!

  • @KL005
    @KL005 4 года назад +5

    COLD BEAR

  • @KanehBosem
    @KanehBosem 4 года назад +36

    We didn’t film it actually!!! 😂

    • @shaunmasonmusic
      @shaunmasonmusic 4 года назад +7

      Matthew Musick “That I know of” 🤣

  • @ravenheaven2425
    @ravenheaven2425 11 месяцев назад

    I like these Audience Q&A videos.

  • @momcatwoo
    @momcatwoo 4 года назад

    STEPHEN LOVES EVIE SO MUCH THAT IT BRINGS ME JOY

  • @contrapasso
    @contrapasso 4 года назад +1

    I swear no one in America loves their partner more than Stephen. He talks about his wife like someone who just got married yesterday. It’s a beautiful thing.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +1

    That intern's got MOXXY!

  • @hektormunoz9547
    @hektormunoz9547 4 года назад

    I love the poetry scene...

  • @raelynn2773
    @raelynn2773 4 года назад

    Okay wow! We totally need those up on here every week. That was awesome!

  • @brandonchaser159
    @brandonchaser159 4 года назад

    Steven is awesome! He’s able to recite a poem from long ago, as well as wanting to interview the president ... from behind bars!

  • @coolcat8b
    @coolcat8b 4 года назад

    Mr Colbert, please hire that intern. He's got guts and natural charisma. Also, you could follow with the "Continuous Adventures of [insert name] the Intern!", and I would love to watch those.
    Also, I would watch the "Behind Bars" interview with such delight. :-)

  • @megan1785
    @megan1785 4 года назад

    this was a great one !

  • @christianschoff2490
    @christianschoff2490 4 года назад +23

    I thought that was Patton Oswalt at first.

  • @14beautifulpeople
    @14beautifulpeople 4 года назад

    Behind bars 🤣🤣🤣 👌

  • @darshanex
    @darshanex 4 года назад +2

    ❤️ sending love from India....

  • @EriqKoontz
    @EriqKoontz 4 года назад

    The hopeful intern was HANDSOME! Hire him NOW!!

  • @helenajamesmiller1259
    @helenajamesmiller1259 4 года назад

    Hey!That's my dear loving grandpa in audience.Ask him about mustaches.

  • @sharonabraham7204
    @sharonabraham7204 4 года назад

    Behind bars... I hope his dream comes true🤣🤣🤣

  • @EriqKoontz
    @EriqKoontz 4 года назад

    "Behind bars!"
    Yes, Stephen, YES!

  • @kaypee1972
    @kaypee1972 4 года назад

    Behind bars! YESS

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 4 года назад

    I'm getting better at predicting Stephen's improv style with Q&A these videos. Like when he was pretending to look for Jon Stewart under the desk, or the answer he gave the intern guy, or when he was given an opportunity to recite poetry, I'm like "this is what Stephen would probably do now" and sure enough... he did.

  • @LtSump
    @LtSump 4 года назад

    colbert is a national treasure. that was great

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 года назад +1

    0:58
    "You could go with no hair."
    "Oh, that helps."
    😆 That would be awesome. Imagine Stephen with a beard and a chrome dome.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 года назад

      Fauler Perfektionist - Nope. Stephen is too dorky to do that and I'm too dorky to like it.

  • @rickblasing1237
    @rickblasing1237 4 года назад

    This was great. PLease do it again!

  • @sarahs256
    @sarahs256 4 года назад +1

    Nothing beats the "your mother" Q&A

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH 3 года назад

    Now I have one thing in common with Stephen Colbert. I also lost my eardrum and am not waterproof.

  • @skoll_2024
    @skoll_2024 4 года назад

    Give the guy a job. He did it Colbert style.

  • @Praetor_Fenix420
    @Praetor_Fenix420 4 года назад

    Mustache guy looked like one of those old-timey bare-fisted boxers.

  • @mrlampcompressor1614
    @mrlampcompressor1614 4 года назад

    Behind bars 😂 that I would pay money to watch

  • @waywardgoddess1153
    @waywardgoddess1153 4 года назад +1

    AM: Would you or Jon Stewart make a better President?
    SC: Jon, he's the smartest guy I know
    AM: Would you be his VP?
    SC: *FK that, I'm a star* 🤣🤣
    And this is why we love you Stephen

  • @THEEND4444
    @THEEND4444 4 года назад

    “Like this?”
    Full handlebar

  • @epr1
    @epr1 4 года назад

    He always mentions his wife. It’s very sweet

  • @patrickhaupt5723
    @patrickhaupt5723 4 года назад

    "behind bars" Instant like video.

  • @angelgray8899
    @angelgray8899 3 года назад

    Behind BARS 😇😂😂😂

  • @mdudegamer
    @mdudegamer 4 года назад +1

    That intern was pretty smooth, I must say.

  • @a7med3rfa
    @a7med3rfa 4 года назад

    " Fuck that , I am a start " ♥

  • @realzachfluke1
    @realzachfluke1 4 года назад +23

    Bernie Sanders 2020!!!
    It’s South Carolina Primary day everyone! If you live in South Carolina 🌙 🌴, make sure you get out and vote for Bernard!!!! We can do this, so let’s go make history!
    🌹🔥🌹✊🔥🌹✊🔥🌹✊🌹🔥😎👌

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 4 года назад +16

    That wannabe intern should have known that Stephen isn't the one who does the hiring.

    • @ajwasp3642
      @ajwasp3642 4 года назад +1

      Always skip the middleman, go straight to the top.

  • @terenica
    @terenica 4 года назад

    Geez Colbert you’re so awesome with your wife #goals

  • @dmello6068
    @dmello6068 4 года назад

    Steves love for his wife is so cute

  • @jkokubu1984
    @jkokubu1984 4 года назад

    Great stuff, more if these please. 😂

  • @WSUGLUE
    @WSUGLUE 4 года назад

    That poem sounds like a pirate’s pick-up line.

  • @dmello6068
    @dmello6068 4 года назад

    Bold ass move from the intern

  • @djr3386
    @djr3386 3 года назад

    Evie Colbert's Doppelgänger 1:11 (bottom right corner sitting)

  • @donv5349
    @donv5349 4 года назад +1

    Speaking of “bars”, y’all here that flow my man Stephen had on that E.E. Cummings beat? He might’ve just dethroned Dylan as the greatest rapper of all time, cuz he spit hot fiyah 🔥