Just so you don’t forget - James is trilingual - James owns 7 guitars (6 after this video) - James has his first kiss when he was 9 - James has a degree - James is one 16th indigenous Canadian - James has hazel eyes with gold flecks - James has a girlfriend - James “DEFINITELY” didn’t vote for Brexit - James “DEFINITELY” isn’t a Tory - James’ dad is hotter than him - James doesn’t hate the poor (so he says)
Any one can take ANY U.N. Citizen to FEDERAL COURT for Treason to the U.S. CORPORATE CONSTITUTION, and if you do this, then WAR IS MURDER does not have to happen to put everyone BACK TO WORK making weapons to kill one another for these Republican Democrats Known as THE GAME of Joe Biden and Donald J. Trump!!!! Go read why you LOST your jobs, Lost your Business, Lost your right to SOCIAL GATHER without this U.N. Troops G4S Mandate of SOCIAL DISTANCING a CIA Torture Tactic to be IMPOSED on our children The TAX Paying Citizens of our lands whom the GOVERNMENTS are The Employed, and WE THE PEOPLE are their employers, so do tell me??? How does it feel to have your Public Servants betray you to the UNITED NATIONS (COVID19) World Domination Plot of these FREE MASON Lodges in your home towns??? www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/proclamation-pledge-americas-workers-month-2020/ When the ECONOMY TANKS, those whom belong to FREE MASON Lodges will get all the GOOD PAYING JOBS as Citizens of their Agenda 21 +30 of these U.N. FLAGS while all nonmason Citizens will get nothing!!!! videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/global-economy-no-recovery-as-global-trade-plummets-auto-industry-will-never-be-the-same_ICuaV4c3BvDWnh3.html You do know that all [U.N. FLAGS] #QANON “Members Only” Club of FAKE SPACE are doing SEDITION, High Treason, and Treachery to we {the nonmason} Citizens of our Lands??? WAR IS MURDER and those whom Murder are Guilty under THE RULE OF LAW… ruclips.net/video/_FlM0w_Jhig/видео.html EVMS is FREE MASON “code” for these Biological Synthetic [TV People] whom BLINK BLINK BLINK as a “Glitch” in their Android Hybrid Synthoid [{**}] SEXUAL Hollywood and Bollywood “Bots” programming……., and yes these {FAKE HUMANS} can age just as we the Real biological Humans of Flesh and Blood and Bones... The Society of nonmason~ [///|||\\\] ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Amber Garvey why else would he go from pony tail meme victim to fresh as fuck in the middle of a complete shutdown!!! I bet it’s happening. I almost don’t wanna see George’s face, I liked Joshy more before he face revealed... except his Omegle video pretending to be a girl in his GF’s makeup is a fucking classic
Alex: Gucci/star wars collectable/ and the classic sword George: the iconic annoying orange costume / his virginity and his childhood memory Will: his msw youtube award/ alan shearer photo/ kenjis adorable bowl and the infamous dildo James: a broken guitar/ Jake pauls book/ slippers and a degree
Ok I hate this shit this is not a “mood” like wtf does that even mean. First vsco girls now the ppl who call their idols “queens” and say “periodt” and the most worse “mood” ffs
George got so excited about James's dad
Affair?😂😂
So that's who's getting his virginity huh 😳
We all did
I have a feeling that in a few years George will be james step dad
@@j.j.jingles5701 you speak the t r u t h
Will: Allan shearer poster
James: Uni degree
Alex: Gucci jumper
George: V I R G I N I T Y
RIP
Is he gay? Omigod he just came out
9:57 “it’s a shame coz Alex was ready to unsheathe something else” bruh this had me in tears
IKR it's like people ignore james funny dirty quotes smh
@@milkyyyyway yeah 😂
NGL would watch
The moment when mighty mouse is revealed is the best thing on RUclips I swear
Everyone was simping george's eyes when the real heart throb of the e boys is james's dad
Fr tho
Oh, no kidding.....*sigh*
Cutting James’ degree in thirds- one for each language he speaks
He said he spoke four
Foxy The Bossatron would have been better if you said tory
nonces arent peak comedy
Meg it was a joke
@@obegappy oi fuck off you fake. Blasphemy is not a joke mate.
English, American, Australian
George takes of his mask and it’s just the annoying orange
I won’t smell ur finger.......
@@zaidkara9579 you are missing out smelling his fingers gave me the biggest orgasm ever
@@milkyyyyway I- wtf 😀
You've heard of Satan's back yard. Get ready for...
*Lucifer's Green house*
The devil's front garden
Pluto Beelzebub’s Farm
@@turtle2106 I bet he grows marijuana crops
Pluto the devil’s lettuce 🥬
Fighting in a humid and hot greenhouse
1980: tHeReS gONNa Be fLyiNg CaRs iN tHe fUtUrE
2020: everyone simping over george’s eyes and James’ Dad
Isabella xo James dad is such a daddy tho
Isabella xo James dad is a spicy man
That not that funny tbh
I wanna like this but it's at 469 likes
@@aidanb1078 cluuub penguin
Just so you don’t forget
- James is trilingual
- James owns 7 guitars (6 after this video)
- James has his first kiss when he was 9
- James has a degree
- James is one 16th indigenous Canadian
- James has hazel eyes with gold flecks
- James has a girlfriend
- James “DEFINITELY” didn’t vote for Brexit
- James “DEFINITELY” isn’t a Tory
- James’ dad is hotter than him
- James doesn’t hate the poor (so he says)
- James 'DEFINITELY' hates the poor
Xkatiem spits on em too!
Ok
what’s a Tory
i’m american and very confused
@@atara500 it's a supporter of the conservative party
Sometimes a member
I didn't know myself, I don't really know about politics, it's ok
Will and George simping over James's dad is the weirdest thing I've ever witnessed
I mean look at him, the feeling is ✨mutal✨
Why does Alex always look like he’s in heaven?
LOL
he pretends he’s in heaven while he’s still alive bc we all know commentary youtubers are going to hell
he is
Because he's always high as heaven
Any one can take ANY U.N. Citizen to FEDERAL COURT for Treason to the U.S. CORPORATE CONSTITUTION, and if you do this, then WAR IS MURDER does not have to happen to put everyone BACK TO WORK making weapons to kill one another for these Republican Democrats Known as THE GAME of Joe Biden and Donald J. Trump!!!! Go read why you LOST your jobs, Lost your Business, Lost your right to SOCIAL GATHER without this U.N. Troops G4S Mandate of SOCIAL DISTANCING a CIA Torture Tactic to be IMPOSED on our children The TAX Paying Citizens of our lands whom the GOVERNMENTS are The Employed, and WE THE PEOPLE are their employers, so do tell me??? How does it feel to have your Public Servants betray you to the UNITED NATIONS (COVID19) World Domination Plot of these FREE MASON Lodges in your home towns???
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/proclamation-pledge-americas-workers-month-2020/
When the ECONOMY TANKS, those whom belong to FREE MASON Lodges will get all the GOOD PAYING JOBS as Citizens of their Agenda 21 +30 of these U.N. FLAGS while all nonmason Citizens will get nothing!!!!
videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/global-economy-no-recovery-as-global-trade-plummets-auto-industry-will-never-be-the-same_ICuaV4c3BvDWnh3.html
You do know that all [U.N. FLAGS] #QANON “Members Only” Club of FAKE SPACE are doing SEDITION, High Treason, and Treachery to we {the nonmason} Citizens of our Lands???
WAR IS MURDER and those whom Murder are Guilty under THE RULE OF LAW…
ruclips.net/video/_FlM0w_Jhig/видео.html
EVMS is FREE MASON “code” for these Biological Synthetic [TV People] whom BLINK BLINK BLINK as a “Glitch” in their Android Hybrid Synthoid [{**}] SEXUAL Hollywood and Bollywood “Bots” programming……., and yes these {FAKE HUMANS} can age just as we the Real biological Humans of Flesh and Blood and Bones...
The Society of nonmason~
[///|||\\\]
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Your Dad is a snack tho" is the most powerful sentence.
Richie tozier @ Eddie kaspbrak
You mean “snacc”
The Write In President fuck off freak
@@thewriteinpresident whaat the fuckkk
The Write In President shut the fuck up nobody cares
everyone: bullies george because he has an almost mullet
George: shaves the back of his head
Louis where is he
i need louis 5th eboy
5th eboy 5th eboy
5:47 1/3 of james marriotts degree just means one language per eboy (James keeps the fact that he’s trilingual very quiet)
No one:
Alex: casually drinks whiskey
My man george legit told James "your dad is a snack"
I mean he is not wrong
Imagine having to keep your guy friends away from your dad.... New level of scared right there
@@yeanah2571 Can't leave George and Sean in the same room for a while
George got so hype when he saw James' dad 😂😂
he has to call george step dad
When all the eboys turn gay over James dad 😂😂
tbf hes wham
i’d go straight for james dad
U also forgot they turned gay for George too
I mean who wouldn't
Alex is halfway there.
who’s the fifth eboy?
- Sean
- Louis
- Fraser
- Nikocado
What about the October kid :(
Pluto true that. although he wasnt featured in any of the eboys vids
UnIronically it should have been inabber 😔
@@chopper-unofficial4935 true
#Louiscult
James: "He's up against ron weasly"
Me: WHEEZE
everyone: bets items you can thrift
alex: bets enough to pay off a mortgage
Nobody talking about the 13k watch on Wills wrist though...
Whoa whoa whoa, George’s virginity is priceless!
Where's Louis #louisas5theboy
@@callum5733 what watch was he wearing couldn't make it out
@@Sc0ttmarvel22 Rolex Sky-Dweller
"if we win we share george's virginity" sounds like the start of a fanfiction tbf
Yasmeen Moustafa I was gonna comment that’s literally every fan fic of them ahahahahha
george is a bottom
Please
Read this one fanfic where they took turns fucking George lol
Don’t test me
The fact that the only fans video isn’t age restricted and this one is pains me
James’ dad looks younger than him 😂😂
No one:
Me: Realizing James’ dad is better looking than me
Your not alone
😂
Shut the fuck up these comments are cancer
Heyyy he's not trilingual so...
Don't be hard on yourself, he's better looking than almost everyone
George takes his mask off to reveal a different, slightly smaller, mask
It's just a medical mask that's made from a white bandana.
He said he wasn’t doing it on twitter though so...
Kayleigh why give the idea
DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS
He pulls a Kakashi and just has fifty masks on
When George said "I'm fucked" pretty sure that was meant to be taken in a literal context...
As a fellow person with the nickname Psycho, we do not claim her.
Psycho is here for God
*Exactly so you better claim her for God*
Will “George will show his face at 800k “
George “ when did I say that “
I just imagined if Will got James' diploma, he'd probably rip it like George's yugioh card
Better hope George doesn't read that comment
I mean will hasn't yet destroyed anything of James'..
@@Zommer_ other than his rectum
Rip eboys
George: if this video gets age restricted I’ll be livid
RUclips: is that a challenge....
boys: *fighting*
alex: KISS KISS KISS
Yaoi in a nutshell
@@zixella2256 no
please no
@@zixella2256 yaoi is gross don't even bring it up
zixella22 why tf would you say that lol
zixella22 thats... thats nasty
"if we win we share george's virginity"
tumblr girls: *screaming intensifies*
franzweiii no one commenting on the fact that George’s haircut most likely means he’s prepped for a face reveal this Sunday??? Everyone subscribe
they still exist????
@@anonamoutsxc hes not gonna do it tho
I wanted them to post the footage on the Eboys only fans
Amber Garvey why else would he go from pony tail meme victim to fresh as fuck in the middle of a complete shutdown!!! I bet it’s happening. I almost don’t wanna see George’s face, I liked Joshy more before he face revealed... except his Omegle video pretending to be a girl in his GF’s makeup is a fucking classic
James' dad is handsome
James is beautiful
you can't change my mind
whos going back through vids after they stopped making them all
James should hit up streetbeefs and fight the poor to end the beef
Should he fight George? He has the least valuable possessions?
@@hannahmutantspider1102 I'm pretty sure virginity is incredibly valuable-
@@rubyyates4778 true..... hmm.
George freaking out over James’ dad is the funniest thing ever
omg yes I need that in my life 😂
Noo he looks younger than james
Oh my god Ive been waiting all week to see this
Jesus christ it is🤣🤣🤣
Is he actually James's dad??
Me watching this not knowing what it feels like having friends 👁👄👁
You’ve seen Satans backyard now get ready for Gods front porch
The father has to be very proud of James I mean a trilingual, guitar playing and girlfriend having son I wouldn’t pass..
i thought you meant the girlfriend was having a son and i was very confused for a second
He doesn't like to admit it (he's incredibly stubborn ahaha) but he definitely is 😊
@@HannahMarriott omg hi wow
@@HannahMarriott omg hi
Yeah he also loves nick avocados bussy!
Alex
So iam giving away gucci and expensive things
James: see this 19$ Jake paul book and a broken guitar
don't forget the slippers
wow this made me laugh
*70k Degree*
Well the dragon guitar is a Jimmy page dragon telecaster and it’s worth £999 so
@@arranmckie9316 iam rly rly bad at music instruments and don't know anything about them
But isn't it broken?
Eboys channel is Literally like watching someone gamble at a casino every week for 14 minutes
I stg this channel has cured my depression
“We’re not gunna have that respect for George’s arsehole”
I-
This whole sentence is cursed
A R S E H O L E
OH GOD
I love how Alex is betting thousand pounds worth merchandise and George a cardboard that say "my virginity"
He's betting his cardboard alright
Ikr. It's insane how little Alex bet compared to George.
“Your dad a snack tho”
I’m dead
Along with the idea of getting to cut James’s degree, when they get a 1 mil plaque will they cut it in 4?
Alex: Gucci/star wars collectable/ and the classic sword
George: the iconic annoying orange costume / his virginity and his childhood memory
Will: his msw youtube award/ alan shearer photo/ kenjis adorable bowl and the infamous dildo
James: a broken guitar/ Jake pauls book/ slippers and a degree
Tea With A Biscuit ik I wrote this in the first 6 minutes or so and then they started to throw in other things I was like :0
cj_gx_ don’t forget the degree
Also gucci rings
8:55 Will: "If we win, we share George's virginity!"
well, that's a sentence I never thought I'd hear xD
OMFG
Some One did you just fucking xD
@UCir9OtHlVJTuPLpYEOsYh2A uh you're most likely quite young-
I'm trilingual. No, but seriously, I am trilingual and I brag about it more than James does.
When Alex handed George the sword he should have knighted him
Everyone here would marry James’ dad and they will all admit it because HOMEWRECKERS
•Dumbgaywig • especially James himself
Kian Berry JAIL
Ok this is getting weird mate
Money makes beautiful people
•Dumbgaywig • no
“He’s up against Ron Weasley” by far one of the best quotes in this
IKR James is so underrated
I'm just imagining Alex walking up for a fight wearing a Gucci hoodie, a stormtrooper helmet and wearing a sword
been waiting 4 years to watch this
3 years even
idk if i wanna see georges face, just the pure thought of him actually having one is giving me anxiety
its a universal fear
Don’t worry he tweeted that will made that up and he isn’t going to
slyxx yeah like when he might/will do a face reveal, i hope he doesn’t feel pressured too 🥺
thing is i feel like if i see his face, his channel kinda loses something special
If I ever see Georges face
*That face will be my new sleep paralysis demon*
No one;
George; records himself, recording himself on his phone
0:02 well that was a complete lie
George is only 11 he should not see this
Y’all might think james dad is more attractive but is his dad trilingual
Aubrey Gipson are his eyes hazel with golden flecks?
*Quadralingual*
@@emberjenkins8903 hAwT
tf is that pfp
He is quadlingual
“Ya his dad is a snack tho”
Memeulous I-
You meant to say "I agree" i hope
Nebbie thx
stop saying “i-“
I just can’t with them lmao
Guess we know now why he beted his virginity
"If we get age restricted ill be livid" Welp
Lmao I have to verify my age. I’m 21 😐🤣
4:00 had me in tears
James dad breathes
Eboys: WhAt A STUD
I mean, ngl, my gay ass is here agreeing 100% with them LOL
Will: he’s going to take off his mask
Me: there’s going to be another mask
Theres probably gonna be a catch to it
kakashi flashbacks
@Daisy Shayne I agree with u
Oh fuck.. that makes sense
that is not a mask, it is just his face
"If we get age-restricted, I'll be livid."
haha, haha HA
This is the best vid ngl its bare funny need to do another one
So we just not gonna talk about George when James’s dad joined the call...
George and respiration do not get along unfortunately
alex actually putting effort into his items vs everyone else having joke stuff is a mood
Ok I hate this shit this is not a “mood” like wtf does that even mean. First vsco girls now the ppl who call their idols “queens” and say “periodt” and the most worse “mood” ffs
Cm News why are you so heated
@@gracejuice because he was exiled from society and now hates anything people do or say
Cm News i’m sorry you don’t understand slang 😐
missing the eboys man
This video has made me so excited and idk why
hits different when they all view James' dad more attractive than James himself-
clown town George’s obvious haircut = face reveal if you all sub
well the bright side is, possibly he'll get more attractive with age.
12:54 George: “If we get age restricted, I’ll be livid”
20 SECONDS LATER
Will: *P U R P L E D I L D O*
"James your dad is a snack" I've seen enough brazzers to know where this is going
I'd happily watch more of these
When James’ dad looks younger than James himself...
Ikr
Wait that was his dad?
NIKELCLIP yup
Bruh
Everyone: James’ dad is fit
Me: but does he speak 93 languages?
This just proves women beef is more powerful
The pure sadness in James' voice when he realized he's the only one who wont get to bang george....
ok furry
2001 Honda Civic that’s a bit rude don’t you think
Boo :D that’s how 2001 honda civics are man
I liked this comment but then saw your profile picture and almost threw up....
Sort ya life out
@@DubbelYoo damn bro. kinda rude ngl
If George doesnt take his mask off I'm hitting up Streetbeefs.
Alexa he’s said on Twitter he’s not doing it
@@chloelouise7743 Frick.
Hilarious! Subscribed 🙌
My favourite eboys video so far
9:58 "It's a shame because Alex was getting ready to unsheathe something else..."
Well judging by the end of the video Will might end up doing that too
we need more of this
Please tell me that guitar wasnt the real Jimmy page one because they're worth thousands 😂
George is going to take his mask off and there will be another one under it I'm calling it
I think I’d like that better than an actual face reveal to be honest
kakashi
same
I like to think that he'll take his mask off but his face is just eyes
True
Why does James dad look younger than James himself
Congrats on 1 million
Ive come back to rewatch it and now i cant?
Why’s James look older than his dad
they do be looking like brothers doe
Poor buddy 😆
Facial hair
Ikr 😂
Ikr lmao
Alex: pits Acc good items in. Everyone else: puts in joke items
Charlie-blue Scott and george’s virginity?!?! i wanted to take that 😔
Alex has the money to replace it dw
Yeah because Alex earns 50k a month
James put his guitar and his degree in
I need more of this
This is the best the south has to offer. Literally that’s it, it only goes downhill which is quite impressive
Idk why but this channel just represents every friend group in middle school
OfficialSmuglyFrog eboys
OfficialSmuglyFrog actually both
"HeS uP aGaInSt RoN WeAsLeY"
I AM DEAD 😂😂
George's reactions get me everything
E boys need to return
I’m only a minute in and watching James’ face turn completely red already tells me this is another great video