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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 348

  • @bricksathome1
    @bricksathome1 5 месяцев назад +803

    As soon as the horse went sideways I knew this would be a classic

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +191

      Only things you can say that about:
      1. My videos.
      2. The Grand National

    • @Cherryifeelsospecial
      @Cherryifeelsospecial 5 месяцев назад +30

      reminds me of that forestry simulator dan played ages back 😭

    • @couldntmixapotnoodle
      @couldntmixapotnoodle 5 месяцев назад +4

      The horse fell over and Dan made a funny noise like he was struggling to inflate.
      any time Dan makes a funny noise, its a classic

    • @DoctorDerpman
      @DoctorDerpman 4 месяца назад

      Honestly, it was a great metaphor for depreciation. 😂

  • @WrokkerGaming
    @WrokkerGaming 5 месяцев назад +400

    Honestly your 'HELLO PROCRASTINATORS' gives me life, every time. It's a crazy mix of comfort and nostalgia, given how long I've been watching your content. Stay cool, Nerd!

    • @SfsyafiqChannel
      @SfsyafiqChannel 5 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah being hearing that since primary school now im 24 years old 🥴

    • @7892kirby
      @7892kirby 5 месяцев назад +6

      The hello procrastinators + x simulator is just the right dose of happy nostalgia :)

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +87

      In my attempts to stay cool I've locked myself in a freezer. There's a butler in here too...

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 5 месяцев назад +4

      I must be one of the few people who joined during the 2016-2017 era, like that isnt my image of Dan at all? Him detailing his Planet Coaster Park and Prison Architect prison series, ahh now thats the Nerdcubed days I miss😭😭

    • @Whydidmyhandlechange414
      @Whydidmyhandlechange414 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@NerdCubedBoris?

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 5 месяцев назад +372

    The roster of the NerdCubed Cinematic Universe creatures grows yet again, welcome to the family Apples!

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +74

      'Apples: Infinity War' coming soon.

  • @RolyPolyNoely
    @RolyPolyNoely 5 месяцев назад +450

    God this is so fucking dumb and brilliant, I’m 6 minutes into this video and have tears streaming down my face and a very concerned cat. God I love this silly floppy haired man

    • @obscurer1898
      @obscurer1898 5 месяцев назад +31

      its like a golden era nerd3 video

    • @MiniEinz
      @MiniEinz 5 месяцев назад +6

      I misread and thought you had a very concerned god for a moment

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +28

      🙀

    • @RolyPolyNoely
      @RolyPolyNoely 5 месяцев назад +3

      These words are synonyms in my cats mind so the distinctions unnecessary

    • @Personano133
      @Personano133 5 месяцев назад

      I don't think the golden era left to be honest @@obscurer1898

  • @Shevlander
    @Shevlander 5 месяцев назад +169

    JESUS, THAT SPEECH AT THE END.
    I never expected to hear Dan mention Jeff the Flying Shark again. It’s 2012 all over again

    • @mckenziearchibald4510
      @mckenziearchibald4510 5 месяцев назад +3

      Who is jeff the flying shark. Been hapgazardly working through his old videos and havent come across him yet

    • @JohnSmith-nq9gu
      @JohnSmith-nq9gu 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@mckenziearchibald4510It's from Dan's Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 playthrough.

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +63

      Jeff is forever, sailing above us, munching on the odd seagull

  • @20thcenturybrix
    @20thcenturybrix 5 месяцев назад +171

    Apples just standing and waiting after all of the effort and time to save him was incredible.

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +27

      It was anticlimactic, but I'm just happy he's safe

  • @snowy2230
    @snowy2230 5 месяцев назад +171

    This is genuinely one of Dan's best videos, I was in absolute stitches

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +34

      Please be careful with your sharp objects next time

  • @RobertJPalmer
    @RobertJPalmer 5 месяцев назад +108

    Going by just the job title, I could not have guessed a single thing that happened in this video

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +17

      This video is technically clickbait...

    • @theelichtje3
      @theelichtje3 5 месяцев назад +3

      What do you mean? He bought a house!

  • @samismith5476
    @samismith5476 5 месяцев назад +66

    This feels like an extremely old school Dan video, and I love it

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +22

      I went back in time and stole it when past me was asleep

    • @samismith5476
      @samismith5476 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@NerdCubed 😅 I can't believe my all time favourite has replied to me, thank you

    • @olivernichol
      @olivernichol 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@NerdCubedthe fact that this actually fits into your vlog canon scares me.

  • @willnewlands9588
    @willnewlands9588 5 месяцев назад +100

    Dan, I'm fucking crying over a flying horse. You sir have mastered comedy

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +22

      I haven't. Apples has.

    • @willnewlands9588
      @willnewlands9588 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@NerdCubed My sincerest apologies, thank you Apples

  • @richytab7931
    @richytab7931 5 месяцев назад +54

    Kenneth Kennethson, Jeff the Shark, and Apples the Horse sounds like a dream team

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +16

      To the Olympics!

    • @cherry7up10
      @cherry7up10 4 месяца назад +2

      you missed Sasha!

  • @zipffydando9321
    @zipffydando9321 5 месяцев назад +41

    Great to see the horse from forestry simulator is still getting work these days.

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +13

      He's on a roll! (pun)

  • @batpone
    @batpone 5 месяцев назад +30

    This video feels just like the old Nerd³ videos I used to watch, right down to the 'HALLOW PROCRASTINATORS!'. We in 2014 now, baby. 💜

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +17

      2014?! I need to buy stock in Quibi!

  • @AshRain-nu3vz
    @AshRain-nu3vz 5 месяцев назад +124

    Dan playing an early access simulator? Involving some kind of management? With a horse apparently???
    Sign me up.

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +16

      There was no management. Not at all. I couldn't even manage to keep my horse on the ground

    • @ChrisHuck
      @ChrisHuck 5 месяцев назад +3

      A horse that was, naturally, purchased at the neighborhood HORSE STORE.

    • @AshRain-nu3vz
      @AshRain-nu3vz 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ChrisHuck Inspired me to go down to my local horse store actually.

  • @sideswipe604
    @sideswipe604 5 месяцев назад +5

    Why is it that every time there's a horse on this channel its pure comedy gold? There's the horse getting run over by the train in the red dead video, the horse rolling down the hill in that forestry game and now this

  • @zomystar
    @zomystar 5 месяцев назад +10

    I badly need a quirky sitcom about an estate agent with a gambling addiction, his wife who doesn't love him and their kooky but lovable horse son

  • @1jayzed636
    @1jayzed636 5 месяцев назад +18

    Nerd cubed and early access simulators go together so well. One of your best videos I was in tears

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +10

      We're like pineapple on pizza. Wrong on a spiritual level, but kinda tasty.

  • @OfficialTKKH
    @OfficialTKKH 5 месяцев назад +6

    I love how almost half the video turned into a rescue mission for apples

  • @willuptop9138
    @willuptop9138 5 месяцев назад +12

    If I had a nickel for every time Dan lost his mind over horse physics in a video game, I’d have 2 nickels

  • @Tim_D93
    @Tim_D93 5 месяцев назад +31

    Apples is the best NPC ever created

    • @NerdCubed
      @NerdCubed  5 месяцев назад +13

      NPH. (Non Playable Horse) (Also, Neil Patrick Harris)

  • @thoralexander9387
    @thoralexander9387 5 месяцев назад +6

    Mate, I'll be honest with you. This is the most I've laughed at one of your videos in years. You're truly back and it feels so nice.

  • @calebbyrd2328
    @calebbyrd2328 5 месяцев назад +16

    Looks like the Apples DID fall far from the tree 13:16

  • @onised9000
    @onised9000 5 месяцев назад +5

    i cannot stress enough how much nostalgia i had from this video then realised it was a brand new video.

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 5 месяцев назад +4

    Never has an animal's story been anywhere *near* as engaging to me as that of Apples the Horse. Every single dog movie? You can eat your heart out like it were Apples munching on an apple.

  • @MoonshineBootleg
    @MoonshineBootleg Месяц назад +1

    His misadventures aside, Apples honestly seems like the chillest, most loving horse you can get. Seeing him ride on top of the sports car was a level of zen I didn't know I needed.

  • @SegginsProductions
    @SegginsProductions 5 месяцев назад +6

    I seriously got Deja vu with that horse falling over😂 why can’t any of these “sims” do horses right?!

  • @Jackonefivenine
    @Jackonefivenine 5 месяцев назад +22

    The day Wandering Sky isn’t the last person on the list will feel incorrect.
    Wandering Sky, if you’re reading this, this means you HAVE to be a patreon until the end of time

    • @huntermcintosh8173
      @huntermcintosh8173 5 месяцев назад +14

      Gs remember when it was ZoomZoom0 who held that honor

  • @scj6693
    @scj6693 5 месяцев назад +11

    4 mins in and this is already a “best of” video imo, well done

  • @RedRocky54
    @RedRocky54 5 месяцев назад +4

    Dan's propensity for tipping over horses in cheap simulator games is nothing short of incredible

  • @SteevyTable
    @SteevyTable 5 месяцев назад +14

    3:54 Skyrim horses ain't got nothin' on this shit.

  • @sintancosplay4640
    @sintancosplay4640 5 месяцев назад +3

    I hate saying content is back to "the old days", but this gave me so much unbridled joy (pun intended) to watch a video like this

  • @shanemorton2921
    @shanemorton2921 5 месяцев назад +8

    Bloody hell you are SO back. Just SO much. I couldn't breathe during some of this.

  • @anciteone1260
    @anciteone1260 5 месяцев назад +6

    God damn we are so back. It feels so good to watch these kind of videos again after all these years.

  • @starship2277
    @starship2277 5 месяцев назад +7

    "Steven, the horse is here..."

  • @KooperK36
    @KooperK36 5 месяцев назад +1

    love seeing a reference to this video in the stream before it with "i've recently been playing a game that doesn't let me invert the controls"

  • @eyitsjay
    @eyitsjay 5 месяцев назад +2

    so glad to be a NerdCubed watcher again after 10 years, this is comedy gold.

  • @fietehermans9903
    @fietehermans9903 5 месяцев назад +8

    Daniel playing a simulator? That’s some wonderful 2014 nostalgia!

  • @normalicious9734
    @normalicious9734 5 месяцев назад +9

    I think that horse might be related to that forestry simulator horse. Yeah the one that rolled away

  • @swifty64
    @swifty64 5 месяцев назад +8

    This was classic nerd cubed. Loved it

  • @Wulf-cub
    @Wulf-cub 5 месяцев назад +1

    When I saw the horse go on the roof, I had flashbacks to when my pyrenees got onto our roof. (Genuinely true story, Pyrenees can climb REALLY well. Granted that time he just put his head through the tiny gap the cat used to sneak out onto the roof to sunbathe, and since he was a Pyrenees, it gave way.) It was hysterical.

  • @donniboi97
    @donniboi97 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love your videos, I've been a fan for probably 10 years now! But when I tell you... 12 minutes in at the casino literally had me in tears, Pure Comedy, Love how you can find the fun in games like this!!! would love to see more of the chaos

  • @SpyderPan
    @SpyderPan 5 месяцев назад

    This is a new highlight on a long list of Dan plays games completely wrong. Loved every second of it

  • @Smg065
    @Smg065 5 месяцев назад

    This is the kind of content I didn't even realize I missed from you, the sideways horse is so absurd.

  • @theoriginalrkid4409
    @theoriginalrkid4409 5 месяцев назад +42

    The last time I was this early I was being born.

    • @stimpackv2899
      @stimpackv2899 5 месяцев назад +2

      I have never been this early for a video

    • @wilbo_baggins
      @wilbo_baggins 5 месяцев назад +1

      I wasn't early to my own birth

  • @KodeBlackthorn
    @KodeBlackthorn 5 месяцев назад +7

    Flying sideways horse 10/10 GoTY

  • @RNRAGST
    @RNRAGST 5 месяцев назад +14

    This is up there with your best videos

  • @derincattelane43
    @derincattelane43 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm loving all the new simulator videos, your old ones are still some of my favorite videos from you!

  • @ArtoriasJax
    @ArtoriasJax 3 месяца назад

    I never knew I’d be so emotionally invested in Estate Agent simulator, Apples had to be saved

  • @colincorcoran9652
    @colincorcoran9652 5 месяцев назад

    All the highs and lows of a challenge video, a shitty simulator video, and a sandbox video, in one package! What a gift! Thank you Apples 🙏

  • @PecaJumper
    @PecaJumper 5 месяцев назад +1

    My god playing this real estate game as just a gambling and horse driving simulator is hilarious

  • @JackFoxtrotEDM
    @JackFoxtrotEDM 5 месяцев назад +1

    The horse is giving me Forestry 2017 vibes.

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 5 месяцев назад

    4 and a half minutes in and already laughing on par with the driving simulator NPC pissing off into space. This is going to be good.

  • @timothymenard1750
    @timothymenard1750 5 месяцев назад +2

    Great video, loving the return to the youtube channel

  • @AGR25
    @AGR25 5 месяцев назад +1

    most accurate estate agent simulator

  • @DavidMGiles
    @DavidMGiles 5 месяцев назад +3

    That was one of your best videos in a while.

  • @regencoe
    @regencoe 5 месяцев назад +2

    I ... JESUS I haven't laughed this hard about a video in ages. Thank you Dan!

  • @hippiechick7897
    @hippiechick7897 5 месяцев назад +1

    There is nothing more pure than a genuine Dan cackle.

  • @andybaker233
    @andybaker233 5 месяцев назад

    I’m extremely grateful you’re back into the swing of making videos. I found your channel back in 2013 when my best friend lost his life and my parents split in a nasty way. Dan, you filled a very dark period of life with joy, and for that I thank you.🖤

  • @Lewrid
    @Lewrid 5 месяцев назад

    I haven't laughed this hard since he was playing that cop game and he pinged off into space when he ran into traffic.

  • @LadyLuck-rd5vi
    @LadyLuck-rd5vi 2 месяца назад

    what gets me is that the horse animation is genuinely pretty good

  • @alessi4249
    @alessi4249 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm crying this was such a bloody good video! 😂 This will be a classic!

  • @AK-fs7ye
    @AK-fs7ye 5 месяцев назад +2

    I haven’t been genuinely this confused since Dan “played Amnesia: Dark Descent”

  • @TheDeadAndTheUndead
    @TheDeadAndTheUndead 5 месяцев назад +1

    I am INFINITELY disappointed he didn't take the rifle off the wall

  • @mysteriousstranger6857
    @mysteriousstranger6857 5 месяцев назад +1

    This might be the best Nerdcubed video in years :D

  • @jasper_saberwolf
    @jasper_saberwolf 5 месяцев назад +1

    That DS9 reference around 10 minutes 😂 yes, idk how much you can buy in this game with a few strips of gold pressed latinum won begrudgingly from Quark....and the whole Apples thing had me crying with laughter.

  • @jordanray1537
    @jordanray1537 5 месяцев назад +1

    That was so fucking good. Apples is the new Jeff the shark.

  • @sturmovik1274
    @sturmovik1274 5 месяцев назад

    This reminded me of Caboose from Red vs Blue randomly deciding that "Apples" was the name of the Alien's cat. He and this game seem to see eye to eye.

  • @TheLiamster
    @TheLiamster 5 месяцев назад

    Seeing the thumbnail with the horse made me think of the joke Dan said about horses. “Why do horses vote?” To ensure a stable economy

  • @xclaudgilesx5873
    @xclaudgilesx5873 5 месяцев назад

    as soon as a horse got involved I knew this was gonna go off the plot

  • @-------No-------
    @-------No------- 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is insane, you're so back, please even if the results are not immediate they will come, stick with us because we stuck with you dan

  • @kingfish4575
    @kingfish4575 5 месяцев назад +1

    You can't plan that horse bit😂

  • @MrMushyPeas101
    @MrMushyPeas101 5 месяцев назад +11

    🐎horse 🐎

    • @ewu..
      @ewu.. 5 месяцев назад +5

      🍎apples🍎

  • @Vickix1185
    @Vickix1185 5 месяцев назад +4

    Well this is just the ridiculousness I needed for my Saturday night :D Excellent work, sir!

  • @tomio3921
    @tomio3921 5 месяцев назад

    Been watching Dan for over a decade now and I loved this vid felt like I was back in my childhood again

  • @umbre420
    @umbre420 4 месяца назад

    I just realized I've had this video open on my computer for 3 weeks. Looks like it'll be pretty good when I watch it.

  • @Casterborous
    @Casterborous 4 месяца назад

    I had to take a moment to laugh to myself when all the tables appeared next to the shop
    10/10

  • @VRixxo123
    @VRixxo123 5 месяцев назад +1

    I remember watching you when I was like 10 now I'm 20 almost 21. I'm glad you're still going man ❤ Keep it up.

  • @Plermpel
    @Plermpel 5 месяцев назад +1

    That video really has the spirit of the old days, always subbed you but didn't watch videos for quite some time. I know it is a character and probably a lot of work for you, but I really had to laugh quite a few times. Could be a little longer thou

  • @Raven_Gaming
    @Raven_Gaming 5 месяцев назад

    I've never seen dan so emotionally attached to a horse before...

  • @asthmaticfanatic8725
    @asthmaticfanatic8725 5 месяцев назад +3

    just what i needed. nerd and sales

  • @errantalgae
    @errantalgae 5 месяцев назад

    I missed the chaotic nerdcubed vids where dan is just going insane

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 5 месяцев назад

    Well Apples is most definitely a character that needs to stay. He's already on the level of Jeff, Sasha, and of course Kennith Kennithson. What a legendary horse

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile 11 дней назад

    Buys a Lambo, puts a horse on top. Yup, that's exactly what I'd expected should he ever buy one.
    I'd say "never change Dan", but I'm pretty sure he's living that saying already xD

  • @TheCookieMaster27
    @TheCookieMaster27 5 месяцев назад

    It's very clear why they call him Other Steven. With his Other physics and Other horse, his Other wife and their Other 20 beds in their Other house. I'd say it was a twilight zone episode if I wasn't crying with laughter

  • @leifb6429
    @leifb6429 4 месяца назад

    5:00 that one dream tony soprano has

  • @lockonandfire
    @lockonandfire 5 месяцев назад

    I keenly await the prestige HBO adaptation of this chilling yet endearingly human look into the lives of estate agents.

  • @reeeraptor8
    @reeeraptor8 3 месяца назад

    Decided to watch this and a bunch of your new uploads after I finished collecting myself from finishing the outer wilds complete series.

  • @rosserm11
    @rosserm11 5 месяцев назад +1

    My neighbour had a horse in her house.
    -Karl Pilkington

  • @YummyPasta1231
    @YummyPasta1231 5 месяцев назад

    I wonder if anyone else got just slightly happier hearing “Dabo!” after Dan’s gambling saga

  • @zachhotchkiss
    @zachhotchkiss 5 месяцев назад

    This was literally the best part of my week in the best way possible

  • @marcjohnson3553
    @marcjohnson3553 3 месяца назад

    I’m only 8 minutes into this video and I’m already clutching my chest in pain because of how much I’ve been laughing. This is absolutely hilarious 😂😂

  • @dragonmac1234
    @dragonmac1234 5 месяцев назад

    Dan's brain is still hilariously warped, never change my friend 😄

  • @baronvonbunghole5999
    @baronvonbunghole5999 3 месяца назад

    Anyone else slightly disappointed that the Chekhov's gun at the bottom of the stairs never came into the story?
    Still a 10/10 emotionally gripping story of heroism and friendship

  • @puddycat2325
    @puddycat2325 5 месяцев назад

    The life of an estate agent is far more interesting than I thought.

  • @LethalyGuy
    @LethalyGuy 5 месяцев назад

    The fucking guy at 11:26 just starts jogging as soon as Apples starts to tumble the truck 😂

  • @JJfan48
    @JJfan48 5 месяцев назад

    9:48 Dan calling out my dirty screen had me rolling... and I did clean it

  • @dampfoxes
    @dampfoxes 5 месяцев назад

    This might be the best NerdCubed video ever

  • @hughanthony9500
    @hughanthony9500 5 месяцев назад +1

    Apples is the best ever character in any video game.

  • @juh-roon
    @juh-roon 5 месяцев назад

    Loving everything about this. Classic Nerdcubed episode.

  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 5 месяцев назад

    This feels like a proper fever dream