I never used to believe that conspiracy that Jared was replaced by a look alike, but now that I've seen how jacked he was previously I actually think it has down credence.
Don't feel bad guys, I once saw a facebook post on how if you microwaved your tablet it would charge. Then proceeded to post about how I lost a tablet that day.
The tears that stain my cheek make me look weak! I wear them proudly! I wear them proud! ASKING ALEXANDRIA LYRICS "The Final Episode (Let's Change The Channel)"
+Jared Dines I will surpass that with all my might cause right now I'm at 285 pounds for bench but I'm a big dude I'm like 5'11" and weigh in about 335 so I'm like muscle and fat. Wish me luck and by the way what brand of bass would you get if you had to out of these three choices Jackson USA signature David Ellefson concert bass CB V, Ibanez BTB Series 5 string, or Schecter Hellraiser Extreme-4?
"I love Justin with all my heart and wish he was my pooky all night long so we could cuddle and stuff."... Jared wins this round, step up your game Austin...
Go on your old Myspaces. Double dare you.
yes, fuck yea
quadruple dare
yess
I've tried, I for the life of me can't remember my log in info or even search my account. I want to see the ultimate cringe haha
+Dickeyfighter7861 let me see if I can find it for you man
the future.... the very near future...
5:09 "I'm gonna smoke myself to death because to be honest I'm sick of living in this world" DAMN THAT ANGST LMAO
+Musically Oblivious Scene Kid That's Highly Pretentious And Ignorant your name tho......
"No new years kiss for me this year. WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! :`("
What a name you have! Is that on your birth certificate?
5:44 Dickey lookin like your stereotypical middle school bully
hahaha
How does he look younger now than senior year of high school
This is absolute GOLD haha "you look like an unhappy soccer mom" hahahaha
why did Jared post things that Jayden Smith would say
I never used to believe that conspiracy that Jared was replaced by a look alike, but now that I've seen how jacked he was previously I actually think it has down credence.
I tell you hwat
A Lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood
Don't feel bad guys, I once saw a facebook post on how if you microwaved your tablet it would charge.
Then proceeded to post about how I lost a tablet that day.
holy shit my step brother did the same thing to his phone!
My brother did that to his phone when he was drunk and set the microwave on fire :)
+Chloe Dillon being drunk and microwaving your phone is always a fun time
The tears that stain my cheek make me look weak!
I wear them proudly!
I wear them proud!
ASKING ALEXANDRIA LYRICS
"The Final Episode (Let's Change The Channel)"
No
And they don't stop coming...
Da na na
this black mascara stains my skin 😂😂😂👌🏻
Kill me please
+Dickeyfighter7861 nope!
-austin alexandria
"You look like an unhappy soccer mom"-Dickey (official quote/insult of the day)
Young Jared looks like he only listens to Five Finger Death Punch
Thank you, Dickey for those wonderful lyrics.
I could watch this one all day.
I need a part 2!
Is that smash mouth in the back
John Barfield yes
I love the stuff you two do. never fails to entertain.
TKAABD!!! TKAABD!!!
at 8:58 young Jared looks like a fat Christopher Guest from This Is Spinal Tap
If you actually bench 280 I will have the utmost respect for you
+Jared Dines I will surpass that with all my might cause right now I'm at 285 pounds for bench but I'm a big dude I'm like 5'11" and weigh in about 335 so I'm like muscle and fat. Wish me luck and by the way what brand of bass would you get if you had to out of these three choices Jackson USA signature David Ellefson concert bass CB V, Ibanez BTB Series 5 string, or Schecter Hellraiser Extreme-4?
+Jared Dines As a weightlifter I don't think that's douchey actually. My 5 rep max right now is 175 lol
+Jared Dines only about 200 as of now for me
280 what? lbs? kg? mg?
+Jared Dines would you say that you lift things up and put them down?
Jared is the only dude who looks younger now and way older in his teen photos
Nice fit for an autopsy shirt. i get to see them live next month with rings of saturn, thy art is murder and dark sermon
Like an unhappy soccer mom, XD
"My shoulder burns from your tears"
Jared dines is benching 280. JARED YOU MONSTER LAD
Well, whoever moved into Austin's house got a ton of money from the can return center
+Munchell360 how much money do you get in the USA for 1 can?
+SOADfreakable 5 cents, but he had soooo many cans
Munchell360
in germany 25 cents^^
LARRY, THE CUCUMBER! xD
austin's song lyrics changed my life
Anyone else notice that all star is in the background
THIS VIDEO IS THE FUCKING BEST :DDDD Laughed out loud by myself so many times.
3 years later this is in my suggested videos. Outright laughing now.
My RUclips literally crashed the second Austin said the first word of his lyrics
I laughed my ass of at Jared's posts while Dickey was talking hahahahaha, this was brilliant
That was really funny. Well done guys. It takes guts to do something like this.
Nice shirt! Fit for an autopsy is sick!
That was a hilarious video to take up too.
As always keep up the good work guys. Love it.
3:53 i fucking died when he said that shit
"I love Justin with all my heart and wish he was my pooky all night long so we could cuddle and stuff."... Jared wins this round, step up your game Austin...
please post a screenshot of the yawning = 20% battery on your twitter I need that in my life
"unhappy soccer mom" that was gold.
Please more old pics! And Jared please grow your hair like that again. :)
Lol smash mouth on the screen😂😂😂😂😂
Austin was Thanos on them monster energy drink caps ahaahhaha
Glad I didn't do social media like that. Fuck.
jesus the amount of confidence and self esteem you guys must have to do this XD
Is that fucking smash mouth in the back left monitor? 😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahah I'm totally bumming that yawn joke! Lmafo
Sick puppet meme in the background xD
"You look like an unhappy soccer mom." - Austin Dickey 2017
5:07 Now that song is stuck in my head
Jareds Furby shirt tho. No joke, I legit have a massive collection of (Around 75) furbies, mostly the 1998 version.
I Collect Monster Cans TOO!!! XD along with jones soda bottles and many other collectibles...im kind of a hoarder lol
mine is MtnDew cans and bottles
9:13 14 year old Jared with 41 year old Austin
holy shit, Jared with a soul patch was jacked as hell!
I remember commenting on Jared's post about him being honest about what he thinks of people. haha good times
Gold Cobra in the back ground nice touch.
I CAN SEE THE DANK MEMES IN THE BACKGROUND
'Suck on that lollypop' Lil'Wayne!'
What was the guy on the right saying at 5:11? Somebody played ...... by the devil wears prada?
Definitley be fun to see more lol
Austin, you aren't the only one. I don't keep the cans, but I keep the tabs to all of the energy drinks I drink. I have a zip lock back full of them
+Alex McCaslin My best friend did that in high school and then made chainmail armor out of them. It was lame and awesome at the same time.
Gnome child and All Star in the background.
Agoraphobia is the fear of leaving your home
Jared's hair before the hat symbiont took over.
Most of what Jared says reminds me of those shitty "memes"that the old people share on facebook.
Omg Jared without hat 😂
It's been three seconds and I'm already cringed out
5:38 Is that Josh Woodard in the very back?
Looks like we finally saw Jared without a Snapback
First thing I thought of when I saw him with the long hair was young Ozzy.
I love how they have Smash Mouth in the back
8:57 Jared has Bruce Dickinson's old long hair
Unhappy soccer mom 😂 I’m down with the sickness 💀
I've been collecting Monster cans since 2007, cool to know someone else did too haha
Jared's laugh makes me laugh to much...
Now Austin colour coordinates his shirts with his hair.
hey Austin Dickey, that mascara scar post. were you heavily into Atreyu or something hahaha
You guys should tell more stories! :D
o man this was awesome.... These were some corny shits yall read haha
good job on the 280 jared
badass fit for an autopsy shirt
Why is all star on your mac?
Do they have a smashmouth video in the background
Dude, Austin's shirt is sick. I can't find it online, does anyone know where I could get one
In high school I covered my shitty beater car in those Monster Import stickers. Good times.
Jared with his Bruce Dickinson hair
"Aw! Little dickey"
What happened to jareds gains
more of this!!!
New slogan: Facebook, release your inner douchbag
Holy shit Jared you were fucking swole
didn't even get to watch the video because of all the cringing I was doing 😂
Jared had a legit glo up, dickey looks similar :D
That friendzone post, though.
tw knives and a bride's dress actually sounds pretty bad ass
you are great guys
I want Dickey's shirt. I love FFAA
YOU GUYS SHOULD DO A GAME CALLED "GUESS THE DEATHCORE LYRICS" XD