The Hideous Mass fight was such a roller coaster. Also not seeing a single proj boost throughout the video is killing me considering I use it probably more often than I use coins.
damn i have never played harmless but now i see i cannot play it i think everything is so slow that it looks like it will be impossible to parry for a standart difficulty player atleast sisyphus prime would be easier its already fast enough
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Folks it was me, trust. I was the stunt double.
🧢🧢🧢
no you played it correctly, it cant be you
cap
True, I was the computer.
You just jealous@@Kacb_V2
now im sure he doesn't play ultrakill at all
HE HAS FRIENDS! MAN HOW COULD YOU
I've doubted ever since he said he has a life…
@@lucasribeiro-vg7jy like, him going to uni. i thought it was a joke
This would be a really silly way of introducing a girlfriend
😏
Linguini is so talented at making different voices he can even make it sound like he's having a conversation with himself
Bro is next to a girl and start explaining the leviathan parry lore, what an ultrakill enjoyer
it's not a guy, he's not a real ultrakill player smh
@@maxleavitt8199 Fun fact, one night I was sleeping with my Gf and I started yapping about how to sub 18s in 0-2, we broke up in the month.
@@empereurModo she was not the one bro
@@empereurModo absolute legend
@@empereurModo wait how DO you get sub 18 in 0-8
underthemayo ahh gameplay
Nah, they switch weapons
Too advanced for Mayo
wrong, he's using the alt piercer
@@muitohm💀🙏
@@grasstouchersenseiGoon cave mfs assemble
@@grasstouchersenseiAssToucher
>"i play on harmless now"
>check date
>not april fools
>what the fuck
>check date again
>not december fools
>what the fuck
@@UnIdiotConUnChannelcheck a third time, it’s not October fools either
@@lordoffrost6264it's not august fools either
@@Nickasmf its not even september fools, its just a bunch of fools
@@bfox2543not even ship of fools
"Two steps ahead..." -Linguini
You were two steps behind
i love how you're trying to parry attacks as if it was brutal difficulty and just miss because of how unusually slow everything is
bro did not make it more than 4 mins into the video
This happened to me when i went to my friend's home and played on his harmless save
He's now on brutal p ranking minos
It's the cat ears guy
@@ilia21-live how did you find me
I recommend updating your channel description so it shows the accurate subscriber count.
its actually funni to see linguini yapping about ultrakill like a nerd :d
That parry at 5:24was actually clean for someone who never played the game
Minecraft peaceful mode ahh gameplay
but there's mobs
@@TheSESES i mean there are still peaceful mobs
danger mobs
@@TheSESES llamas
Bro actually pulled a girl with 900 hours of Ultrakill 😭
i managed to pull a girl too, and i did some crazy stuff on my channel... *wink*
😭😭😭DUDE WHY ARE YOU HERE
@@biglargebyte0.170 i never thought that someone can find me in the comments lol
Lenient/harmless: you have a life!
Standard/violent: you are BADLY addicted and glued
Brutal/UKMD: You arent addicted to the game. You ARE the game
This is the quality content i subbed for
the lack of jumping, sliding and dashing truly hurts me
liked for dissing the nailgun
nah once you p-rank all the levels on brutal harmless is the next hardest gamemode
fr [saying this from experience]
Actually.
Everything is so slow that it messes up my flow.
bro hit the core eject from v2 to end the fight, sick
Wow hi linguini nice to see such epic gameplay
You.
@@goob_ber Wild goober encounter
sometimes i wish people would watch the video before commenting instead of basing it completely off the title 😭
John Helldiver approves
the linguini situation is crazy
The Hideous Mass fight was such a roller coaster. Also not seeing a single proj boost throughout the video is killing me considering I use it probably more often than I use coins.
harmless is objectively the most fun difficulty
nuh uh 😡😡 I'm not suffering enough 😡😤😤😤
I'd like to suffer so no
no, I want to be in pain.
WRONG!
lenient.
It's way too slow and easy, + it's like pathetic if standard is recommended for beginners
Reminds me of my first playthrough (like on the DEMO. on standard)
with the exception that i died too many times
In actuality, he hired Gronf to play for him
answer to the question of why, linguigi, it is 5:33 in the morning and i refuse to sleep so no, i have nothing better to do
bro has a girl with him, of course he didn't play it
"never actually played it before"
proceeds to not get lost at the start of 1-1
Bruh wtf I literally was just thinking before "how it would look like if linguini played harmless?"
this has some Minecraft Hardcore series vibe :d
i wont take that warframe slander lightly.
always callin my favorite gun ass
You see, harmless is really hard for him because he always plays on brutal
You just made a podcast episode unknowingly.
linguini actually having a social life is crazy
Big head~ 🗣️
*WHAT*
Im sure someone is gonna think linguini is serious about that joke
Not only has a friend but A GIRL??? He cannot be an Ultrakill player bro... 😭🙏
Hope your roommate liked it (or idk you played but hope he liked it)
Average Linguini video W❤
Can confirm, im the guy he hired to play for him
I think he is pretending to play but it's actually one of the other people
800 hours in the game and has friends? Blasphemy
I M DY I N G W A T C H I N G T H I S (average ultrakill player)
I couldn’t play like this if I tried
where celeste video
ngl idk if hes serious or not
bro actually put Hakita in the thumbnail
I'm always two steps ahead
its not april 1st bro
4:07 legit admitted someone else is playing real real
this is layer 8
i knew linguini was fake
truth is, the game was a stunt from the start
2 secs in and bro is doing great
i feel betrayed
This is a comment about the railcannon usage.
I thought you where beter than me but it was just a lie now i have more trust in myself
damn i have never played harmless but now i see i cannot play it i think
everything is so slow that it looks like it will be impossible to parry for a standart difficulty player
atleast sisyphus prime would be easier its already fast enough
shoulder reveal when?
bros zen now
linguini controversy....
IS THAT 8-1?!
I can't believe it! How could you do this to us?
I always play on harmless :'3
was standart not enough of a joke to you
this isn’t rain world…
i was the guy he hired
i literally cant tell if this is satire
Friend or girlfriend?
im canceling
Is the title lying or not
Damn thats crazy
my dawg are you lying or it is is he fr ppl?
who is that
why did you let your mom on the game
BRO GOT US
It's ok I'm bad and I play on lenient but I'll always still watch your vids I support you bro
If you play on lenient you can't say it's ok
Such Blasphemy
3:13 *racial segregation*
X views in y minutes bro fell off
Future me. Is this video a 10/10?
Future thatguy538 here, yes it is. Future future me is linguini's next video a 10/10?
Future future thatguy538 yes his next video is 10/10...... future future future me is the video after good?
triple future thatguy538 here, nonstop bangers as far as the eye can see... quadruple future me is the video after that good?
@@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o quadruple thatguy538 present, nonstop bangers... future future future future future me is the video after delicious
quadruple future that guy here, the future future future future video sucks. future future future future future me is the video after that good?
1:15 immersion ruined
im playing omori rn btw
Peak gameplay
chat is this real
Yeah
big head 🤨
I'd believe it
bro literally went to his room with a woman to play ultrakill
Who is she?
Riviting gameplay
big head
harmless the goat
(im kidding)
More slop
I got 2 words for you:
skill
issue
Cute
I think bro is lying
5:33
>mentions destiny
>rephrases as fast as posible