The Hideous Mass fight was such a roller coaster. Also not seeing a single proj boost throughout the video is killing me considering I use it probably more often than I use coins.
damn i have never played harmless but now i see i cannot play it i think everything is so slow that it looks like it will be impossible to parry for a standart difficulty player atleast sisyphus prime would be easier its already fast enough
![[TF2] 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Casual](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2v2D30qreUk/mqdefault.jpg)
now im sure he doesn't play ultrakill at all
HE HAS FRIENDS! MAN HOW COULD YOU
I've doubted ever since he said he has a life…
@@lucasribeiro-vg7jy like, him going to uni. i thought it was a joke
Folks it was me, trust. I was the stunt double.
🧢🧢🧢
no you played it correctly, it cant be you
cap
True, I was the computer.
You just jealous@@Kacb_V2
This would be a really silly way of introducing a girlfriend
😏
>"i play on harmless now"
>check date
>not april fools
>what the fuck
>check date again
>not december fools
>what the fuck
@@UnIdiotConUnChannelcheck a third time, it’s not October fools either
@@lordoffrost6264it's not august fools either
@@Nickasmf its not even september fools, its just a bunch of fools
@@bfox2543not even ship of fools
underthemayo ahh gameplay
Nah, they switch weapons
Too advanced for Mayo
wrong, he's using the alt piercer
@@muitohm💀🙏
@@grasstouchersenseiGoon cave mfs assemble
@@grasstouchersenseiAssToucher
Linguini is so talented at making different voices he can even make it sound like he's having a conversation with himself
Bro is next to a girl and start explaining the leviathan parry lore, what an ultrakill enjoyer
it's not a guy, he's not a real ultrakill player smh
@@maxleavitt8199 Fun fact, one night I was sleeping with my Gf and I started yapping about how to sub 18s in 0-2, we broke up in the month.
@@empereurModo she was not the one bro
@@empereurModo absolute legend
@@empereurModo wait how DO you get sub 18 in 0-8
i love how you're trying to parry attacks as if it was brutal difficulty and just miss because of how unusually slow everything is
bro did not make it more than 4 mins into the video
This happened to me when i went to my friend's home and played on his harmless save
He's now on brutal p ranking minos
It's the cat ears guy
@@ilia21-live how did you find me
I recommend updating your channel description so it shows the accurate subscriber count.
its actually funni to see linguini yapping about ultrakill like a nerd :d
"Two steps ahead..." -Linguini
You were two steps behind
This is the quality content i subbed for
That parry at 5:24was actually clean for someone who never played the game
Minecraft peaceful mode ahh gameplay
but there's mobs
@@TheSESES i mean there are still peaceful mobs
danger mobs
@@TheSESES llamas
Lenient/harmless: you have a life!
Standard/violent: you are BADLY addicted and glued
Brutal/UKMD: You arent addicted to the game. You ARE the game
Wow hi linguini nice to see such epic gameplay
You.
@@goob_ber Wild goober encounter
Bro actually pulled a girl with 900 hours of Ultrakill 😭
i managed to pull a girl too, and i did some crazy stuff on my channel... *wink*
😭😭😭DUDE WHY ARE YOU HERE
@@biglargebyte0.170 i never thought that someone can find me in the comments lol
bro hit the core eject from v2 to end the fight, sick
liked for dissing the nailgun
the lack of jumping, sliding and dashing truly hurts me
John Helldiver approves
nah once you p-rank all the levels on brutal harmless is the next hardest gamemode
fr [saying this from experience]
Actually.
Everything is so slow that it messes up my flow.
sometimes i wish people would watch the video before commenting instead of basing it completely off the title 😭
the linguini situation is crazy
The Hideous Mass fight was such a roller coaster. Also not seeing a single proj boost throughout the video is killing me considering I use it probably more often than I use coins.
Big head~ 🗣️
*WHAT*
"never actually played it before"
proceeds to not get lost at the start of 1-1
In actuality, he hired Gronf to play for him
harmless is objectively the most fun difficulty
nuh uh 😡😡 I'm not suffering enough 😡😤😤😤
I'd like to suffer so no
no, I want to be in pain.
WRONG!
lenient.
It's way too slow and easy, + it's like pathetic if standard is recommended for beginners
Reminds me of my first playthrough (like on the DEMO. on standard)
with the exception that i died too many times
this has some Minecraft Hardcore series vibe :d
always callin my favorite gun ass
answer to the question of why, linguigi, it is 5:33 in the morning and i refuse to sleep so no, i have nothing better to do
bro has a girl with him, of course he didn't play it
Bruh wtf I literally was just thinking before "how it would look like if linguini played harmless?"
i wont take that warframe slander lightly.
Average Linguini video W❤
You see, harmless is really hard for him because he always plays on brutal
Im sure someone is gonna think linguini is serious about that joke
linguini actually having a social life is crazy
You just made a podcast episode unknowingly.
I M DY I N G W A T C H I N G T H I S (average ultrakill player)
Hope your roommate liked it (or idk you played but hope he liked it)
I'm always two steps ahead
I couldn’t play like this if I tried
where celeste video
Can confirm, im the guy he hired to play for him
this is layer 8
i feel betrayed
4:07 legit admitted someone else is playing real real
truth is, the game was a stunt from the start
Not only has a friend but A GIRL??? He cannot be an Ultrakill player bro... 😭🙏
Damn thats crazy
bros zen now
its not april 1st bro
800 hours in the game and has friends? Blasphemy
I think he is pretending to play but it's actually one of the other people
BRO GOT US
bro actually put Hakita in the thumbnail
linguini controversy....
2 secs in and bro is doing great
I always play on harmless :'3
i knew linguini was fake
shoulder reveal when?
Peak gameplay
damn i have never played harmless but now i see i cannot play it i think
everything is so slow that it looks like it will be impossible to parry for a standart difficulty player
atleast sisyphus prime would be easier its already fast enough
I thought you where beter than me but it was just a lie now i have more trust in myself
I can't believe it! How could you do this to us?
This is a comment about the railcannon usage.
3:13 *racial segregation*
ngl idk if hes serious or not
IS THAT 8-1?!
I'd believe it
8:14 He finally parries
X views in y minutes bro fell off
was standart not enough of a joke to you
1:15 immersion ruined
big head 🤨
Is the title lying or not
im canceling
big head
im playing omori rn btw
this isn’t rain world…
It's ok I'm bad and I play on lenient but I'll always still watch your vids I support you bro
If you play on lenient you can't say it's ok
my dawg are you lying or it is is he fr ppl?
Friend or girlfriend?
why did you let your mom on the game
i was the guy he hired
Such Blasphemy
Cute
20:33 The moment I saw this I was JUST as perplexed as linguini, like what? 8 minutes or below for an S in time???
who is that
5:33
>mentions destiny
>rephrases as fast as posible
i literally cant tell if this is satire
chat is this real
Yeah
Who is she?
bro literally went to his room with a woman to play ultrakill
More slop
Riviting gameplay
harmless the goat
(im kidding)
vybyj EEEE- 15:24