Russell Howard Tried Explaining Lollipop People To Americans | The Jonathan Ross Show

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  • Опубликовано: 14 май 2024
  • Russell Howard joins Jonathan on the couch to talk about working with his mother, having Greg Davies at his wedding, and why lollipop people are the most quintessentially British thing.
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  • @bobtheskutterbot
    @bobtheskutterbot Месяц назад +114

    This aired 28 September 2019. He mentions going on tour to the states. I had a ticket for that show. Bought it in 2019. Ended up attending it in 2022. Never had three years to wait for a comedy gig before!

    • @troysmith3082
      @troysmith3082 Месяц назад +1

      Red Dwarfs S1-2 was the best.

    • @bobtheskutterbot
      @bobtheskutterbot Месяц назад

      @@troysmith3082 I hear you. I preferred the Lister and Rimmer double act to the Lister and Kryten double act that the show became. No offence to the actor but I never liked how Kryten changed the balance (it also marginalised Holly). But saying that, I find series 3 to 5 my favourites.

    • @covrtdesign5279
      @covrtdesign5279 Месяц назад

      Saw him in Denver for that tour!!!

    • @kierancreighton96
      @kierancreighton96 Месяц назад

      "that does sound like something you might cook with"

    • @artvid-1915
      @artvid-1915 29 дней назад +1

      Similar, I had it booked for my 16th birthday, when I ended up going I was almost18! (In the UK)

  • @user-sf2bz6mv3e
    @user-sf2bz6mv3e Месяц назад +53

    God i didnt even realise that was Mel B until she started talking about being married 20 years ago

  • @KingBuster90
    @KingBuster90 Месяц назад +26

    We have a low-rent Gandalf the fluorescent with a stop sign telling metal beasts 'You Shall Not Pass!' to help the little hobbits get from the Shire to Mordor

  • @PaddyPawsRescue
    @PaddyPawsRescue Месяц назад +46

    As an American who loves British TV, it took me years to figure out what a lollipop man is. I don’t know why they bring it up so much either. I used to think it was a euphemism for a pedo.

    • @dunbar9finger
      @dunbar9finger Месяц назад +8

      And we have them in the US. We just call them crossing guards instead of using a weird indirect euphemism about how their signs are vaguely shaped like a giant lollipop.

    • @pipercharms7374
      @pipercharms7374 Месяц назад +12

      @@dunbar9finger I always assumed because it was meant to be fun and memorable for the kids to call them lollipop lady/man since they're mainly to keep school children safe but I never looked into it deeply XD

  • @philiprowney
    @philiprowney Месяц назад +29

    Why doesn't Russ just simply say:
    "We get old people to stand in the road with a stop sign so kids don't get run over! You call them crossing guards."

    • @rubicous
      @rubicous Месяц назад +8

      because that's not funny

    • @kaspianepps7946
      @kaspianepps7946 Месяц назад +18

      If an American doesn't know what a lollipop person is, why do you assume a Brit knows what a crossing guard is?

    • @JESSIE-orange
      @JESSIE-orange 13 дней назад +1

      Well because most of us don’t use crossing guards and won’t know what it means then ,think about what ur typing 😂

  • @SideQ-rr6my
    @SideQ-rr6my Месяц назад +15

    Why are so many americans upset that he didnt acknowledge american "crossing guards". Its a joke, jeez!

  • @shaun906
    @shaun906 14 дней назад

    Russell is such a gorgeous human being!

  • @AngelsPieceOfPeace
    @AngelsPieceOfPeace Месяц назад +1

    I was at the RESPITE Cardiff show ✌

  • @lowellthomson1958
    @lowellthomson1958 Месяц назад +24

    TIL English people don't know America has crossing guards. They also carry stop signs to stop traffic, they're just not called "lollipop men".

    • @DKDexter999
      @DKDexter999 Месяц назад +1

      Here in Denmark, pupils in the older classes do the lollipopping/being a crossing guard with a teacher supervising them.

    • @HeatherHotcakes
      @HeatherHotcakes Месяц назад +5

      That was my first thought. It's clearly a street crossing guard, which is a much more professional title. I'm pretty confident that there aren't too many American men that would let you refer to them as a lollipop anything.

    • @ScooterSkillsYolo
      @ScooterSkillsYolo Месяц назад +8

      @@HeatherHotcakesborriiinnngggggg

    • @BeccaB529
      @BeccaB529 Месяц назад +8

      @@HeatherHotcakesWell, they also call canned whipped cream, “squirty cream”, so how seriously can you take the country? 😂

    • @TR-rz1xt
      @TR-rz1xt Месяц назад +6

      @@BeccaB529 Always able and willing to laugh at ourselves - is the only way!

  • @neuralwarp
    @neuralwarp Месяц назад

    In my head I'm hearing a mashup of the Wedding March, Funeral March, and Darth Vader's March.

  • @user-eq2dx2jp6v
    @user-eq2dx2jp6v Месяц назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @k_4777
    @k_4777 Месяц назад +116

    Genuinely thought that was Ellen DeGeneres at first

    • @apostatereacts
      @apostatereacts Месяц назад +7

      Thanks, I've just spat my red wine everywhere. 😂

    • @skullzyy6633
      @skullzyy6633 Месяц назад +19

      Imagine insulting a comedian with their own self deprecating joke…

    • @susannefitzpatrick9955
      @susannefitzpatrick9955 Месяц назад

      You’re SO right!

    • @TR-rz1xt
      @TR-rz1xt Месяц назад +4

      I'm totally flummoxed wondering how on earth you could mistake Mel for Ellen... then I realised 🤣🤣😳🤭

    • @shadowprince4482
      @shadowprince4482 Месяц назад +4

      He's joked about it many times.

  • @tugcebalta86
    @tugcebalta86 Месяц назад +2

    Yeah, really interesting! 🤐😁

    • @E-A-Z-Y
      @E-A-Z-Y Месяц назад

      If you don’t like it, fuck off.

  • @z21c.ch1
    @z21c.ch1 Месяц назад

    I have an idea for Seguls

  • @jasonhoughton6766
    @jasonhoughton6766 15 дней назад

    It's our version of school crossing guards it's not a hard thing to explain

  • @susannefitzpatrick9955
    @susannefitzpatrick9955 Месяц назад +5

    Russell: Greg’s 6’8”, not 6’7”.

  • @mel14sky
    @mel14sky 23 дня назад +1

    Wussell Howawd

  • @leightonbuchanan
    @leightonbuchanan 4 дня назад

    Who’s wussel?

  • @dunbar9finger
    @dunbar9finger Месяц назад +4

    Yeah UK people think that just because we dont use the same indirect euphemism they made up for a thing that means we don't have that thing. We have crossing guards we just never decided to call them lollipop men based on the stop signs they carry kinda vaguely looking like a giant lollipop.

    • @jackoh991
      @jackoh991 Месяц назад +3

      It's not a euphemism. I've never heard the phrase crossing guard before. It's just the name for them

  • @murphychris9811
    @murphychris9811 20 дней назад

    u mean a lollipopMAN not lolliepop people

    • @JeM130177
      @JeM130177 7 дней назад

      You never seen a lollipop woman?

  • @joshuagarbett
    @joshuagarbett Месяц назад +1

    All my life I’ve been incredibly skinny and now I’ve put on weight I absolutely hate it.

  • @Andybarney555
    @Andybarney555 Месяц назад

    Mel b one underated mostly hottie... ya alot work. Seems now. Horrid voice but...

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq Месяц назад

      You're not wrong, she's had a lot of surgery.

  • @esraeloh8681
    @esraeloh8681 Месяц назад +1

    Lolipop men are weird, because we need people to ensure kids get to & from, school across roads.....
    What....
    How much of a simplton does someone have to be to call that weird & actually not be able to grasp the super basic logic in it...

    • @racheljones1634
      @racheljones1634 Месяц назад

      We call them crossing guards and they hold a stop sign. We would never call the stop sign a lollipop here in the US. I think it's just a matter of using different words. For the person asking why thought of a man standing in the street holding an actual candy lollipop, which doesn't make any sense as to why.

  • @phatmonkey11
    @phatmonkey11 Месяц назад +2

    Soooo Lollipop people are just crossing guards with signs exactly like we have in the U.S.? Literally clicked on this vid because I thought it was going to be something weird. Boo!

    • @racheljones1634
      @racheljones1634 Месяц назад

      me too. 8 1/2 minutes for a single line that wasn't even that funny.

  • @SakuraTempura
    @SakuraTempura Месяц назад

    There are few people less funny than this man

    • @cogboy302
      @cogboy302 6 дней назад

      Cheers for taking time out of your busy schedule to tell everyone.

    • @SakuraTempura
      @SakuraTempura 6 дней назад

      @@cogboy302 you’re welcome

  • @pete3122
    @pete3122 Месяц назад

    Russell Howard , host of Jordan Peterson - invited onto the Jonathan Ross show whom is a close friend of Russell Brand.
    Enough said 🐀 🐀 🐀

    • @pepsimann2038
      @pepsimann2038 24 дня назад

      That was nowhere near enough said what are you on about 💀💀

  • @HH-mb778w
    @HH-mb778w Месяц назад +3

    i remember when Howard used to stand on principle and not shill at pop shows whilst ignoring important current event. Shame

    • @harrisondenton2621
      @harrisondenton2621 Месяц назад +5

      Few things to unpack here.
      1:This is from ages ago
      2.He covers the state of the government in evey show discussing heavy topics ao obviously he just fancied stepping away from that for a while.
      3:Shill isnt a word

    • @HH-mb778w
      @HH-mb778w Месяц назад +2

      @@harrisondenton2621 google shill... and revise your other points. If one is so wrong how can anyone trust your other 2 points? Willful self-deception is hilarious.

    • @Sh23-hv7sn
      @Sh23-hv7sn Месяц назад +5

      ​@@harrisondenton2621uh shill is most definitely a word Harrison. Someone's middle class showing?

    • @bobtheskutterbot
      @bobtheskutterbot Месяц назад +1

      Are you saying he was ignoring something when this aired in 2019 or are you saying that he's ignoring something now?

  • @Sh23-hv7sn
    @Sh23-hv7sn Месяц назад +4

    He used to be so funny. But like francie Boyle he decided to just talk down to the British public after a while. Happens to most "ordinary life is funny" comedians

    • @mjwilliamsb2676
      @mjwilliamsb2676 Месяц назад +8

      He's still really funny...

    • @bobtheskutterbot
      @bobtheskutterbot Месяц назад +4

      I saw him live last year and it was one of the most electrifying gigs I have been to. He riffed on current events and with the audience so well.

    • @Sh23-hv7sn
      @Sh23-hv7sn Месяц назад

      @@bobtheskutterbot maybe don't name yourself bot yeh

    • @bobtheskutterbot
      @bobtheskutterbot Месяц назад +5

      @@Sh23-hv7sn bob the skutter is from Red Dwarf and it's been my go-to internet ID since 1999. However I was too late to nab it for RUclips so had to append something to it. bot just rolled off the tongue. Better than adding numbers at least.

    • @Sh23-hv7sn
      @Sh23-hv7sn Месяц назад

      @@bobtheskutterbot oh shit yeh that is a skutter 😂 😂 😂 fair play

  • @JOHNBOYC2
    @JOHNBOYC2 Месяц назад

    So left and PC the comedy ran away from him.

    • @katiemp670
      @katiemp670 Месяц назад +5

      waa waaa waaaaa

    • @JOHNBOYC2
      @JOHNBOYC2 Месяц назад

      @@katiemp670 WA waaa waaaaa

  • @patriciaapetrone
    @patriciaapetrone Месяц назад

    Y ou act like we don't have crossing guards in the US. So, we call them crossing guards instead of lollipop men or women. Who cares?

  • @MA-qf5gq
    @MA-qf5gq 17 дней назад

    you mean lollipop man and woman.

    • @JeM130177
      @JeM130177 7 дней назад

      Yeah men and women are people aren't they?