Yes, reality as a whole would shatter from the pure, unfiltered power of two sticks that do 1 million damage each fused together, you must promise to never do this.
Tree branch description when picked up: Wooden branches such as this are pretty common, but it's surprisingly well-balanced. "It doesn't do much damage" but can serve as a weapon in a pinch. Weapon damage: *999,999*
I had to tell you I never watch any tears of the Kingdom videos so feels like I don't want to watch it but the same time I want to because my favorite RUclipsrs is here to play the game I never see any gameplay videos so this is my first rodeo
Ganon: “Only a legendary sword, imbued with thousands upon thousands of years of sacred power can defeat me”-Jay be like: “Nah nah nah…Nature is hurtles most powerful weapon…”
Everyones asking about a stick on stick, but hear me out, gerudo weapon fused with stick, or better yet, shield fused with stick, for CAN YOU PARRRY THAT
The Great Piercing Branch of the Great Deku tree is a legend passed down by the kokiri of a hero which saved the world with a single branch of the deku tree
JayMoji is officially the first to boast that he bitch slapped Ganon to obliteration with a tree branch. This is peak content right here, gentlemen.
LMAO
Don't forget the gals and enby pals, there's no way only gentlemen would be watching such a masterpiece
Didn’t pointcrow already do that?
@@apersonn123 No, he beat a lynel with a tree branch in BotW. He never beat the game with a branch.
The vid isn’t out yet, but on stream I’m p sure he did
Ok, it already kills everything in one hit, but imagine if you fused two of them together? Would the universe collapse from such sheer power?
Fuse two together, get them badly damaged, throw it at ganon. Game crash.
perhaps. perhaps not. we may never know.
The power of the sticks
it would cause an overflow and just deal 1 damage or something lol.
Yes, reality as a whole would shatter from the pure, unfiltered power of two sticks that do 1 million damage each fused together, you must promise to never do this.
Odd that it still broke considering we both sat in the call watching it not break. Anyway I couldnt wait for this video, amazing stuff!
Typical TOTK modding shenanigens
Lol
Great mod btw
Remember kings, it's not about the size, it's about the damage output.
Are we still talking about tree branches?
sureee
💀
that's what she said
@@OctoAnthony84I mean we’re talking about wood if that counts
"Sticks and stones can't break your bones"
Jay: "IMA BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY"
Armoured lynel: you sure about that??
@@lurantisgames999,99 stickdamage and rock hammer: I will destroy you
@@Lilmickey69ify armoured lynel: oh no o_o
A stick and no stone breaks bones alone
This is literally how it felt to pick up a random tree branch as a kid 💀
No it’s like picking up that giant thick long tree branch as a kid and stabbing everyone with it
@@Coocoocrazy3what
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17:06 This wheeze is KILLING me, Jay has some of the most contagious laughter I've ever heard lmao
8:12 "I didn't know you could slam that far" 12:25 "poped up into his but" 13:25 "NOO I was doing a thing"
no, you cant do that, its illegal
30 likes and no replies? lemme fix that
YOU CAN’T STOP THE MODDING COMMUNITY YOU CAN’T STOP THE IDEA OF CREATIVITY.
@@Spearmint4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@alterna_vr I’m just joking. Nintendo’s ninjas would come after you and break your kneecaps. That’s why I don’t mod my switch.
@@Spearmint4I don’t mod my switch because I can only do it through a mod chip (If I could I would)
Tree branch description when picked up:
Wooden branches such as this are pretty common, but it's surprisingly well-balanced. "It doesn't do much damage" but can serve as a weapon in a pinch.
Weapon damage: *999,999*
Now do it with the master torch.
Sticks and stones may break my bones
JayMoji: indeed they can
Charlie made link look so cute in the thumbnail omg... Peak thumbnail 10/10
+99 reinforced wooden stick's anime adaptation is looking sick!
Love how the anime adaptation of +99 reinforced wooden stick looks! Can't wait for it to release!
“suck on this tree branch” has to be one of my new favorite jaymoji quotes
Here’s my question how much damage would a stick do if it was merged with another stick?💀
Kills, revives, kills again
I think it’s better if we don’t find out the answer
@cat.videos476now use an attack up 3 food with damage ++ modifier and throw it for 2 times damage
should just make the stick real due to universe penetration
imagine if you could fuse weapons to arrows you could have a rock-crusher hammer bomb-arrow lol
or get a tree bow@feet_inspector
i love he got the tree branch and the text that tells you about the tree branch says its common but it does't do much damage 0:15
“Accidentally pokes friend with tree branch”
Judge: You have been accused of accidental manslaughter.
Should've fused a stick to a stick. Then a stick to the master sword. Would've made the video peak jaymoji entertainment.
BROTHER?!
It may have infinite damage, but I'm certain those sticks don't have unlimited durability. Making the glitched master sword still superior
just find a bunch of tree branches, they're pretty easy to find, especially on the great sky island
I mean, What's more painful than a splinter right underneath the nail?
Nothing.
You could have been able to expand your arsenal by fusing sticks to your shields. You’re still using sticks, so it’s legal.
Shield bash insta kill
nintendo worker: i feel like it should be one damage, other nintendo worker: nah lets do two- jaymoji: NOPE HOW ABOUT A MILLION
After all that banger Splatoon content, it's nice to see Jay BRANCH out
I had to tell you I never watch any tears of the Kingdom videos so feels like I don't want to watch it but the same time I want to because my favorite RUclipsrs is here to play the game I never see any gameplay videos so this is my first rodeo
Zelda: No Link you can't do that!
Link: BY THE OF THE MASTER BRANCH
this reminds me of “+99 reinforced stick” of webtoon lol
Ganon: “Only a legendary sword, imbued with thousands upon thousands of years of sacred power can defeat me”-Jay be like: “Nah nah nah…Nature is hurtles most powerful weapon…”
The final fight is just like that ProZD video where he beats the boss with one slap because he collected all 900 pinecones.
4:54 he was the strongest monster in all of hyrule..
Then he took a tree branch to the knee.
Just in case Nintendo is watching, this isn’t a mod. It’s just really good editing :D
‘Can You Beat Zelda With the One Hit Obliterator?’
I have 5 people in my basement begging for food and water while watching my favorite yter jaymoji
He is the definition of a glass cannon…does a crap ton of damage but dies at the slightest tap from any enemy
Everyones asking about a stick on stick, but hear me out, gerudo weapon fused with stick, or better yet, shield fused with stick, for CAN YOU PARRRY THAT
Who remembers when Woody wielded the one-hit giant leaf?
We still don’t know if it can beat Calamity Ganon.
Yes
Imagine being the demon king and saving all your hard work to defeat your arch enemy, but getting three-shot by him.😂😂😂
4:22 Bros insults are what made him go away
An upload from Jaymoji and Failboat in one day? Commenters we hit the jackpot.
12:20 "Whoops, my hand slipped!" ahh moment 💀
this channel is funny asf
Underrated RUclipsr fr. You deserve 1m subs 100%. Keep up the good work. 👍
That tree branch is the one hit obliterator of tears of the kingdom talk about power. This is great content
now jay is wanted for manslaughter with a freaking stick
I haven't seen thumbnail art on a gaming video in so long.
im approaching your location rapidly jaymoji.
I have never played Totk so this is my first time ever seeing the game past the tutorial
Screw the sword that seals the darkness.
Im ready for the stick that barks AND bites!
I would personally love more stick content, Jay
Awesome Video Bro!
The puns in this video really stick with you
“Mom, can we have One Hit Obliterator?”
"no, we have it at home."
one hit obliterator at home:
Me jamming to colgerias theme when ganons having a mental breakdown with a stick
at 14:35 that wheeze was very funny
1:02 "the garden of time" every lore obsessed fan dying after hearing this
Wow the one hit obliterator sure has seen better days
The only question I would like to know is how did you ever get a stick that powered I got amiibos and everything else but I don't even know that
Jaymoji turned into a glass cannon
Looks like sticks and stones will break more than just bones...
They break spirit
Lol this reminds me of a webtoon I read 😂
Great video
@OdysseySquid I’m saying it’s a great one so far no need to be rude dude.
Remember kids don’t touch sticks, stay inside
I’m so happy I found you again your literally my childhood
The Lynel be like ha a stick what are you gonna do with that bam dead
this would've been a great stream, to make up for the missed Jaymoji deluxe parts. loved the video, though.
10:58 bros got a whole Rise of Kingdoms base in his inventory
1:43 i love red bull coblins (closed captions)
can you tell me where you got this mod and where I can download it plsss
we gotta “stick” around for jay’s “sticky” situations within hyrule
How hard i hit my brother: feather
How hard he tells it to dad: belt
How hard he hits me:
Fuse two tree branches!
Jay: I've never seen an assassination.
Me, after playing Hitman: Pathetic.
So Tree Branches are basically the One Hit Obliterator but better.
Nice.
Imagine how powerful the stick would be when you weapon smuggle a bunch of them.
He's smart Sidon gives immunity to any normal hit for one hit 7:51
15:42 I’m just wondering why you don’t just use hearty food and gloom healing
Fuse 2 sticks together and throw it at the ground
You will destroy the universe
Bro got the moderator stick if you know you know
Scimitar of the seven with a tree branch fused to it is insane
Bro do you know your in a famous TikTok your one of the dockery dozen favorite RUclipsr 💀😂
bro got the ban stick
Yeaeaeaeaeaeaeaaeah
Its the one hit obliterator. Low health included
It reminds me of a manga I read or was it a web comic either way the stick was so op I could kill anything in just one hit
16:01 bro what's your phone's background? i can't see the full, but that looks sick!
Can we take a quick moment to talk about how nice Jay's lock screen is on his phone.
The reason it does so much damage is because it’s purified
I love it doesn’t matter how recently the game has came out, as long as he has beaten it he gonna mod it.
6:45 for everybody wondering, he got mjs mask from defeating the Lionel Coliseum
The Great Piercing Branch of the Great Deku tree is a legend passed down by the kokiri of a hero which saved the world with a single branch of the deku tree
+99 reinforced wooden stick webcomic but Zelda
Someone said it was illegal, i tried it and i am running from the police now.
This is literally an isekai
"I'm trapped inside a video game with low health and an incredibly overpowered stick"
I discovered your channel like, today and I can’t stop watching your videos they’re so good ❤
The anomalies are also called dungeons.;)
Who knew a tree branch was so powerful. I thought it was useless. But I change my whole life decision.😂
What happens with the Monster Control Soldiers who wield sticks
13:04 hi im jay and im pissed off
Yayyy more tears of the kingdom😃
ONLY because I love it when you are with @FailBoat will I sub.
Yay, your back into video making
This is the definition of maxing out one stat- this time attack and leaving defense and other stats to default
screw the master sword, lets welcome the master branch