@@CC-Fly Where did you get a wild ass assumption like that from? Did I hurt your wittle feelings? 🥺 are you gonna go cry to your family that never loved you so you spend all your time online bitching at others to make yourself feel better? 🥺
I had italian beefs everywhere, and portillos has an exceptional italian beef. I personally always order the big beef sausage combo dry with the gravy on the side, add giordanera and cheese sauce on the side.
Ded. Where I live, which is Abt an hour out from Chicago, we ask for it juicy aka dipped lol my grandma used to order it like that and my mom does too lol the Italian beef is def one of my favorite Chicago food things by far.
Used to work at a place outside Chicago as a teenager that made beefs and never ate one while i worked there until my very last week, haven’t craved one since. But holy shit i want one so bad rn
Bro I work at an Italian restaurant and I go through this kinda stuff with the elderly people that come in all the time 😂. Only difference is we sell a 6 inch and a 9inch and they be tryna comparing the price difference by breaking it down. Cost per inch 😂
I have a sasuage in mine with melted Mozzarella on the top, along with the peppers and extra gravy. Its literally what i eat for my birthday i love it that much.
I've never had an actual Chicago-style Italian beef, but I've done my best to make them for my friends and me in my home kitchen (I know it's not the same, but I am a good cook with restaurant experience and I have done EXTENSIVE research), and the best I could do manifested thick black chest hair and a St. Christopher medal around my neck. I bet the real deal would get me 'made' and send me to the joint for 9 years.
Portillos is really good, but not even close to the best. We have Portillos is WI and there is better beef places. The good this is, is that they're in the hood, so the scared suburban folks won't ever get to experience them so the prices stay reasonable. There is also some places in the rich IL people summer home areas.
@@yvngcharc3382 stop yapping, you said saying “jordan is goat” is cringe, your doin too much, your prolly just a random yute on like, better not catch u yappin again on my fam
@@HimFreeMusic999 aweee look who’s mad, you’re just yapping just to yap. Get some help and the attention you so desperately want😂” better not catch you tapping again on fam” and you called me cringe lol
I grew up in Chicago, moved to L.A. in 94. We have a Portillo's, but it's a drive. We have a Gino's East pizzaria that serves up Italian Beefs. I usually end up there for my beefs. (Yes, making "beef" a plural is how it's said in Chicago.)
Dukes Drive In Bridgeview, Illinois had the best Italian Beef Sandwiches. Unfortunately, the owner retired and the place was demolished for other businesses.
i had an italian beef at my local joint, ive eaten there before same order every time. mild giardiniera, sauce to dip, add prove and eat. i like spicy shit, but damn for mild giardinieras i was tearing up. also they gave us garlic n cheese which we didnt order or charged for. guy must have been hungover or pissed at a sox game.
That “fuck lebron” was personal
726 likes and no comment imma step in
Bro def turned into a Boston fan
@@Cai_FuThe Celtics hate both of them 🙄
A Jew 😂😂😂😂hahahahahahha😊😅😅😮😮❤❤😮❤her he is the second chance
@@Cai_Fu💀💀 as a Boston man that’s accurate
"no I'm catholic" was a gold line
I might be dumb, cuz I don’t get the joke.
cuz "au jus" sounds like "A jew", idk how you could not understand that unless you have one neuron@@saiasiqwertyuiop6443
@Mr_Fusion330 that's one more than you have, going online shitting on someone for not understanding a joke. Real class you're showing there
@@Graygbayou’re literally the person that’s reminds the teacher about homework
@@CC-Fly Where did you get a wild ass assumption like that from? Did I hurt your wittle feelings? 🥺 are you gonna go cry to your family that never loved you so you spend all your time online bitching at others to make yourself feel better? 🥺
My outta state homies when I show em Portillos
😂😂😂
fr. Everybody talks shit until they take the first bite.
Fr bro
Took one of homies to Al’s back in 09 and bro held up the line for like 15 mins asking questions I explained 🤣
u gotta take them to a better place not no portillos 😂
I had italian beefs everywhere, and portillos has an exceptional italian beef. I personally always order the big beef sausage combo dry with the gravy on the side, add giordanera and cheese sauce on the side.
I grew up 100 ft away from Johnnie's Beef. I asked for it dry one time. The lady looked up at me, dunked that shit, and then wrapped it up.
She knew what was in your best interests. 😁😁😁😁😁😁
He survived the gauntlet and emerged a new man. No few outsiders have perished in such an endeavor.
Yo nice pfp
@@krish0092why are you talking to yourself?
@@ephwurd2yurMother schizophrenia
@@ephwurd2yurMothertwo different people
"What is this? Prison?"
I caught that, you naughty little boys.
dry? as in raw?
Surreal seeing a place i go to eat often in a comedy sketch randomly on thr internet
I'm from the west side where is this???
@@BlackCowboyFur20 Orland Park
@@BlackCowboyFur20joeys I think
It looks joeys red hot in orland
@@marktheshark316yeah it is
the 6 to 8 inches 🤣😂
They only come in 2 sizes you know
"He's right, fuck lebron"
I've never related to anything more than that in my life
Same
Say that Everytime someone brings up that debate lol
That’ll fall apart quicker than the bear oline” 💀
Shots fired
He speaking the truth
Dipped falls apart quickly.
@@BrandonThreatTVhas he seen Carolina's O-line?
Went to Chicago earlier this year and got me a dipped Italian beef while I was there, this skit hit perfectly 😂
That ending fucking killed me 😭😭
This is actually so funny
🫡🫡
u don’t know what funny us
Even funnier when you consider the italian foods of america are nowhere to be seen in italy
@@gabescrazy5504just like the Chinese food
so funny I forgot to laugh
Legitimately very informative as someone who just moved to Chicago, thanks man!
He’s right fuck LeBron with the Micheal jersey is crazy 😂😂😂
The food is like 90% of the reason I stay in this godforsaken city ask for a beef anywhere else they look at you like you’re crazy
I left Chicago 20yrs ago, and the only thing I miss is the food
But baptized is legendary though
i never heard of Baptized, I ask for WET, prolly da same.
😂😂😂 the "Jordan's the GOAT" w/ the jersey lol
That'll fall apart quicker than the bears o line😂😂
This made me laugh harder than it should
ur favorite show is “friends”
Never watched it
Video was okay but that ending had me fucking dying hahahahhahahahhahah. Great work
Italian beef is one of the best sandwiches known to man. If you have never had one get it asap.
I’ve had a few. Pretty mid tbh
Yeah I agree with sesameseedbar8853 I too find succulent beef with tons of flavor to be rather mid.
Sandwiches in general are 1 of my favorite foods, since there is literally endless variety. What is 1 thing that isn't on a sandwhich?
@@sesameseedbar8853They can be. You gotta go to the right spots. I learned the hard way, so I just stick to Portillo's. Best beef so far.
OMG Italian beef is one of the best sandwiches I've ever eaten...
Yum !!!!!
Lebron stay catching strays 😭😭
That bears O Line reference was too truthful 😂
People going to a fancy restaurant for the first time:
The best part was the end "he's right, fuck Lebron"
You don’t need a beef sandwich to know Jordan is the GOAT. Leflop is just a pretender…
Would you like extra virus with your sandwich?
😂 The ending redeemed him.
I had my first Italian Beef at Mr. Beef in Chicago, and oh my lord it's the best sandwich I ever had in my life.
“Six or eight inches?”
“Yeah…ummm”
lebum's couldn't beat Michael's team now
Jordan is the GOAT
“F*ck Lebron” I love this guy
The mispronunciation of so many words is the funniest part of this
That's it I'm getting a beef today been craving one for a few days now. Gotta love that roll so wet it falls apart.
The "6 or 8inch" got me
That ending caught me off guard priceless stuff brother 🤣💯🔥❤️ !!!!
bro went to the multiverse switching up like that💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This is perfect ❤❤❤ Gotta love it
Jordan era made me lose it
Honestly, a place charging under 15 bucks for a sandwich these days got me moister than an oyster.
"he's right. fuck lebron." GOT ME 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Lmaoo which joeys did you film this at🤣I think I know which one
looks like
Joeys in Orland park
Perfect ending 🤌
This is accurate I was German before I took my first bite 🤣😊
You know the sandwich is good when it changes u completely
Starting getting a little corny until the final punch line. That was the chef's kiss. Well done.
Ur that one guy that I can imagine if ur in New York you say “ HEY! IM WOLKING HEREH”
Yeah Jordan is the goat
Cringe, pop it out
Jordan is the Goat
Had a beef last night! Sweet peppers and mozzarella BAPTIZED!!! That soggy bread is e v e r y t h i n g 😍
Ded. Where I live, which is Abt an hour out from Chicago, we ask for it juicy aka dipped lol my grandma used to order it like that and my mom does too lol the Italian beef is def one of my favorite Chicago food things by far.
Jordan era I'm dead, never thought of that
this man is a true chicagoan and can def realte
I laughed out loud... For real!😂😂
Bro's gotta be from Milwaukee.
Used to work at a place outside Chicago as a teenager that made beefs and never ate one while i worked there until my very last week, haven’t craved one since. But holy shit i want one so bad rn
That depends if she is blind or brunette got me dying😂
“What is this, prison” 😂
Forget first Italian, this is his first time ordering a sandwich
Jordan IS THE GOAT and nobody is telling me otherwise
😂😂 what is this 😂😂 this more legit than anything on tv
Italian beef sandwiches are goated.
I love this!! The baptized is actually accurate. There’s no other way to eat it hot peppers always with a pickle on the side.
This is Joey’s in Orland Park IL for those who are wondering. Place is phenomenal
Ah it makes sense now why they don’t refer to the gravy by its proper name and instead call it au jus. Must be a suburban thing.
On wolf rd, I live kitty corner from der
You got me dude. That shit was pretty funny 😂
Bro I work at an Italian restaurant and I go through this kinda stuff with the elderly people that come in all the time 😂. Only difference is we sell a 6 inch and a 9inch and they be tryna comparing the price difference by breaking it down. Cost per inch 😂
That Jordan shirt is sick
I have a sasuage in mine with melted Mozzarella on the top, along with the peppers and extra gravy.
Its literally what i eat for my birthday i love it that much.
Bears oline joke hit too hard
I've never had an actual Chicago-style Italian beef, but I've done my best to make them for my friends and me in my home kitchen (I know it's not the same, but I am a good cook with restaurant experience and I have done EXTENSIVE research), and the best I could do manifested thick black chest hair and a St. Christopher medal around my neck. I bet the real deal would get me 'made' and send me to the joint for 9 years.
That last part is crazy and bears o line that shit hurt
Best sandwich on the planet! Sucks that the nearest place for me to get one is 2 hours away.
Fall apart faster than the bears o line is crazy
This perfectly described my first time at portillos a month ago
Portillos is really good, but not even close to the best. We have Portillos is WI and there is better beef places. The good this is, is that they're in the hood, so the scared suburban folks won't ever get to experience them so the prices stay reasonable. There is also some places in the rich IL people summer home areas.
If you ever get yo the northwest side of chicago go to Jay’s Beef , at montrose and Narragansett. It is the best Italian Beef
"Hes right fuck lebron" bro meant it for sure
Jordan is the goat
Cringe, pop it out
@@yvngcharc3382 you prolly bust one while watching a LeBron clip, you fr doin 360’s on that glazin
@@HimFreeMusic999 when did I ever say I was a lebron fan? The reaching with this one is hilarious, pipe down lil bro you chatting nonsense
@@yvngcharc3382 stop yapping, you said saying “jordan is goat” is cringe, your doin too much, your prolly just a random yute on like, better not catch u yappin again on my fam
@@HimFreeMusic999 aweee look who’s mad, you’re just yapping just to yap. Get some help and the attention you so desperately want😂” better not catch you tapping again on fam” and you called me cringe lol
That employee is 100% Assyrian looks like my cousin
This is the definition of taking things to literal
“That’ll fall apart quicker than the bears o-line”
*screaming Justin fields noises*
I grew up in Chicago, moved to L.A. in 94. We have a Portillo's, but it's a drive. We have a Gino's East pizzaria that serves up Italian Beefs. I usually end up there for my beefs. (Yes, making "beef" a plural is how it's said in Chicago.)
i have that same Relish shirt!
“6 or 8 inch?”
“Uhhh…”
“The sandwich!”
💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂 best short ive seen yet
Dukes Drive In Bridgeview, Illinois had the best Italian Beef Sandwiches. Unfortunately, the owner retired and the place was demolished for other businesses.
You’re funny, thanks for a few laughs.
I love the ending!!!
I strongly dislike sports but I have mad love and respect for Jordan 🖤🤜🤛
Measures himself: "more like 2 inches"
That looked like a really good beef❤❤❤
Bro Italian beef, baptized, with giardenera is the best
Hell yea I usually get the big Italian beef with large Fries cup o cheese and chocolate cake shake
@@Noodle_7607 love the profile pic
@mrsmith1162 thank u
That ending was perfect lol like the deep dish skit. “ fuck lebron”. “Fuck da packers”
omg soooo miss a good beef sandwich
i had an italian beef at my local joint, ive eaten there before same order every time. mild giardiniera, sauce to dip, add prove and eat. i like spicy shit, but damn for mild giardinieras i was tearing up. also they gave us garlic n cheese which we didnt order or charged for. guy must have been hungover or pissed at a sox game.
1 thing, like a french dip, you gotta give the customer a bowl of au jus to dip themselves man, thats part of the joy
Except it’s not a French dip and it’s not au jus it’s gravy. Extra gravy on the side is good though.
That bears o line joke hurts 😂
I hair only this was actually funny
Was about to comment about that lebron comment till I saw the end lol wouldn’t believe you said it and you’re from Chicago lol
“Ah Jew” “Bless You”