GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES TACOS!

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @n.8537
    @n.8537 4 года назад +4680

    "I go from white to red to deceased." Dead

  • @betsaidaceja738
    @betsaidaceja738 4 года назад +989

    “I’m not a neglectful father. I see you sun” GOLD!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @blitceed
      @blitceed 3 года назад

      I made my own google translates: ruclips.net/video/11zCMAmhWLA/видео.html (I hope brandon sees this lol)

    • @rachels3792
      @rachels3792 6 месяцев назад +1

      🤫

  • @thirdsouthobbi
    @thirdsouthobbi 4 года назад +2302

    The quick cut of you sitting on the stove made me rewind to make sure I’d actually seen it 😂

  • @CatMomma86
    @CatMomma86 4 года назад +909

    *people at google* "why is everyone searching Deungfeng today?
    *Guy in a corner cubicle* "It's ok guys! Brandon's makin tacos!"

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +16

      Laurie B. Incase anyone was wondering, it’s a bunch of things, including a Chinese power generator manufacturer.

    • @Gh0stinspacee
      @Gh0stinspacee 4 года назад +2

      Heysauce Mikehere it’s also a car company

  • @nathanaelcabral6726
    @nathanaelcabral6726 4 года назад +334

    "Fill taco by filling in your favorite traditional tacos."
    Even Google Translate is like, screw it, this is a disaster, just run to Del Taco and buy some tacos.

    • @kaylawhite1481
      @kaylawhite1481 4 года назад +21

      I heard they now have fre-sha-vaca-doo

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 года назад +4

      @@kaylawhite1481 dang it I wanted to make that joke 😂

    • @death_is_woah
      @death_is_woah 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣JUST RUN TO DEL TACO AND GET YOU A TACO 🤣🤣

    • @dankertester
      @dankertester 3 года назад +3

      Recipe, How to make a taco:
      step 1 - Buy a Taco

  • @annablanchette3107
    @annablanchette3107 4 года назад +889

    "Google translate is going to make me tacos!"
    Yeah, no, it's not 😂

    • @justkay9884
      @justkay9884 4 года назад +6

      Yesn’t

    • @BobRossCat
      @BobRossCat 4 года назад +6

      @@justkay9884 no'nt :OOO

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 4 года назад

      @Sean Ross the onion one it did to an extent

    • @eagleeyes9553
      @eagleeyes9553 4 года назад

      @Sean Ross hah

  • @thisorthat7746
    @thisorthat7746 4 года назад +1146

    "Dongfeng is the ruling power, not food"
    in this day and age you're being fed propaganda even by google translate. smh

    • @hanamiakuma3625
      @hanamiakuma3625 4 года назад +29

      According to Google:
      Dongfeng Motor Corporation is a Chinese state-owned automobile manufacturer headquartered in Wuhan, Hubei, China.
      So not that far off 👀🇨🇳

    • @joelofjudah9144
      @joelofjudah9144 4 года назад +7

      @@hanamiakuma3625 well then.

    • @somerandomuser3395
      @somerandomuser3395 3 года назад +4

      @@hanamiakuma3625 when's your Netflix documentary?

    • @blitceed
      @blitceed 3 года назад +2

      I made my own google translates: ruclips.net/video/11zCMAmhWLA/видео.html (I hope brandon sees this lol)

    • @LeeS-ur1lk
      @LeeS-ur1lk 4 месяца назад

      @@hanamiakuma3625facts

  • @jessicahansen3701
    @jessicahansen3701 4 года назад +570

    The eye contact actually made me so uncomfortable. 😂😂 Never realized how you never look into the camera until you start looking into the camera.

    • @liyah.
      @liyah. 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @anniecronin66
      @anniecronin66 4 года назад +1

      why do u have that logo next to ur name

    • @jessicahansen3701
      @jessicahansen3701 4 года назад +7

      Ann Cronin I pay for the RUclips membership. So I can can be a part of the member only live streams. Always fun getting to talk to Beebs.

    • @anniecronin66
      @anniecronin66 4 года назад

      Jessica Hansen oh ok lol

    • @dulcebautista1437
      @dulcebautista1437 4 года назад +1

      @@jessicahansen3701 wait, is that a separate membership than premium??

  • @thepurpleturtle7857
    @thepurpleturtle7857 4 года назад +358

    "The meat is so sassy it didnt even show up to the party!" 🤣🤣
    Buns buns tacos tacos👍

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg 4 года назад +2298

    You should try and make a Gordan Ramsey dish with google translate, or burgers with a homemade sauce

    • @Veronica_fickey10
      @Veronica_fickey10 4 года назад +5

      He did

    • @grannymeemaw
      @grannymeemaw 4 года назад +22

      Did they find the lamb sauce?

    • @thatoneopossum8125
      @thatoneopossum8125 4 года назад +5

      666th like

    • @shego1142
      @shego1142 4 года назад +14

      I’d love to see him make a Mythical Kitchen recipe (particularly one of the weirder ones) using google translate!

    • @justinmckinley1670
      @justinmckinley1670 4 года назад +1

      @@shego1142 yes! that would be hilarious!

  • @bethany1739
    @bethany1739 4 года назад +149

    Brandon: "im not gunna sit on the stove"
    also Brandon: sits on stove for half a second

    • @Mammy159
      @Mammy159 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @susieirene4208
    @susieirene4208 4 года назад +120

    I swear I was in the middle of a breakdown and here you are again making me laugh

    • @blitceed
      @blitceed 3 года назад +2

      I made my own google translates: ruclips.net/video/11zCMAmhWLA/видео.html (I hope brandon sees this lol)

    • @-mads784
      @-mads784 3 года назад

      Same

    • @kittyboomerang6458
      @kittyboomerang6458 2 года назад

      Same

  • @christinamendoza8458
    @christinamendoza8458 4 года назад +444

    “Condimentum Nullam”
    And then pulled out the wand!
    😂😂

    • @Coralynnnnnnn
      @Coralynnnnnnn 4 года назад +5

      I know that killed me 😂😂

    • @elicutchen5224
      @elicutchen5224 4 года назад +4

      Who’s wand is that?! I can’t figure it out.

    • @ss_super_steve
      @ss_super_steve 4 года назад +4

      Condimentum nullam means tomato sauce in latin

    • @klauskropp2840
      @klauskropp2840 4 года назад +2

      @@elicutchen5224 if you pause it at 2:18 it kinda looks like Snape's wand, but it could be a custom one

    • @spideyman07
      @spideyman07 4 года назад +2

      @@klauskropp2840 it must be a custom one because i’ve got snape’s and it does not look like that 😂

  • @via4107
    @via4107 4 года назад +86

    Google translate makes sushi?!

  • @emilyischarmed13
    @emilyischarmed13 4 года назад +234

    This recipe had me at "cook the cook until brown".
    *Caution: Unless you're serving a large crowd, keep the kitchen help to a minimum as....too many cooks will spoil the tacos.

    • @JacksenRose
      @JacksenRose 4 года назад +3

      Whats the symbol on your name for?

    • @emilyischarmed13
      @emilyischarmed13 4 года назад +2

      @@JacksenRose it shows that I'm a member of the Dooderverse! 😊

    • @JacksenRose
      @JacksenRose 4 года назад +1

      @@emilyischarmed13 oh awesome!

    • @emilyischarmed13
      @emilyischarmed13 4 года назад +1

      @@JacksenRose yeah...it's only $1.99 a month! And on Thursdays he has Members Only live chats!! If you can join that would be great! If not, he has a live chat on Saturdays for everybody! 😁

  • @DreadfulxIves18
    @DreadfulxIves18 4 года назад +45

    Omg this has me in tears 🤣 I lost it when he sneezed and powder went everywhere 🤣🤣 Also love the Space Jam shirt! 💜

  • @candycolriv
    @candycolriv 4 года назад +43

    Cook the cook 😂😂 “ I go from white to red to deceased” 😂😂

  • @krxptyc9001
    @krxptyc9001 4 года назад +220

    BRANDON IS THE BEST YTBER EVER

    • @ladypain2332
      @ladypain2332 4 года назад +2

      Agreed

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 года назад +3

      This is a fact

    • @changbinsmuyahooo2452
      @changbinsmuyahooo2452 3 года назад +1

      And thats on ✨ *P E R I O D T* ✨ 😌💅🏽

    • @gray8874
      @gray8874 3 года назад

      Brandon favouriting this comment: Obama giving an award to Obama

  • @Bigbundajunda
    @Bigbundajunda 4 года назад +61

    Brandon-**google translate is gonna make me tacooss**
    Me-tacos are LIFE!!

  • @njoudabuinnab5775
    @njoudabuinnab5775 4 года назад +261

    Google translate: “he will not give birth to strawberries, tomato or meant”
    Brandon: “I hope not”
    Me at 3am: 😂😂😂 *wakes up my family*

    • @jotarojoestar514
      @jotarojoestar514 4 года назад

      It's Already 2020, Who The Fuck Uses Emoji's?. Also Your Joke Is Stale As Fuck.

    • @vadimszubovskis2044
      @vadimszubovskis2044 4 года назад +10

      @@jotarojoestar514 Bro chill. Save your saltiness for your food

    • @EmuOtoriInAMountain
      @EmuOtoriInAMountain 4 года назад +3

      @@jotarojoestar514 How doesn't use emojis?

    • @saltyhasnochill5249
      @saltyhasnochill5249 4 года назад +2

      Camp Brownicia Beagle me

    • @njoudabuinnab5775
      @njoudabuinnab5775 4 года назад +3

      Jotaro Joestar I can tell you either have anger issues or you had a bad day either way it’s funny how you reacted 😂😂 also idc about your opinion💀✨

  • @caitlinjordansouthamxo4181
    @caitlinjordansouthamxo4181 4 года назад +20

    “So sassy that it never even showed up to the party”🤣🤣

  • @aaryn459
    @aaryn459 4 года назад +47

    You make my mornings lol
    Never quit.....Never SURENDER!!!

  • @xMzAMAZiNx
    @xMzAMAZiNx 4 года назад +177

    "Buns buns taco tacos "
    "Cuz illllllll do itttttt" *moonwalks out of room*
    "I'm not a neglectful father, I see you sun"
    "I go from white to red, to deceased"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Oh the belly laughs! I love me some Beebs!

    • @4idk2man0
      @4idk2man0 3 года назад +2

      ikr, i laughed so hard at "bun buns" i just found it so hilarious 😂😂😂🤣😂

  • @emilyyeager9760
    @emilyyeager9760 4 года назад +7

    That split second of you sitting on the stove made me lose it lol you are the funniest guy I swear!

  • @kennythedirteater9367
    @kennythedirteater9367 4 года назад +29

    Me: -watching on the playlist he made-
    Brandon in last video: so Taco Bell huh
    Brandon in this video: tacos
    Me: SORCERY

  • @orlandogarcia459
    @orlandogarcia459 4 года назад +18

    "He will not give birth to strawberries, tomatoes or meat" omfg😂

  • @thatoneopossum8125
    @thatoneopossum8125 4 года назад +11

    Nobody:
    The AD before this: "Whatever the order is McDonald's is here to take it."

  • @spiderpig7601
    @spiderpig7601 4 года назад +20

    When you see the intro on TikTok and had to watch it

  • @BetsyWills1989
    @BetsyWills1989 4 года назад +39

    Brandon...don't blame the sun for looking into the viewfinder...we all know what you're actually doing

  • @melissacox7075
    @melissacox7075 4 года назад +55

    😂😂😂😂Do google translate some sort of drink like a cocktail with or without alcohol 🤷🏼‍♀️ that could be funny ooh or a banana split

  • @Zenflyn
    @Zenflyn 4 года назад +9

    It was a mistake finding this channel...
    And it was the best mistake of my life!

  • @wendyolin2130
    @wendyolin2130 4 года назад

    I watch your videos when I'm feeling really down & just need a good old fashioned, deep down, real laugh. Thank you for that. Many blessings.

  • @aubs_butterfly1321
    @aubs_butterfly1321 4 года назад +13

    I love how he has a different name to blame or shout out every episode 😂

    • @Coralynnnnnnn
      @Coralynnnnnnn 4 года назад +2

      Like when he does the Jeffree Starr reviews and yells, "JEFFREE!" 😂😂

  • @staci7035
    @staci7035 4 года назад

    These are the ABSOLUTE BEST!!! omg, My kids and I love watching your google cooks. Please never stop making these.

  • @Natuphis
    @Natuphis 4 года назад +16

    Him: Now I know what it’s like to be short..er than I am
    Me: mood

  • @anyaleahy5411
    @anyaleahy5411 4 года назад

    I never stop watching your videos! Every time I feel a wave of sadness hit, I run to watch your videos. Thank you for being someone who I feel like I know. I love you Brandon

  • @dodaTiffany
    @dodaTiffany 4 года назад +6

    “I go from white to red to deceased.” lmfao, as a red headed Irish girl, I relate to that so much.

    • @GeekWorldDomination
      @GeekWorldDomination 3 года назад

      You just have to get a sunburn and then leave it alone until it browns up, unless you are one of the people who's skin peels when they sunburn.

  • @Shirolucy
    @Shirolucy 4 года назад

    Love the scene with the sneeze. Watched it about 10 times and have tears in my eyes!! Love this!!

  • @em_pool
    @em_pool 4 года назад +3

    Love the eye contact!! Makes it more personal 😊

  • @callmetali6765
    @callmetali6765 4 года назад +20

    Google translate makes a RUclips video.

  • @MysticTards02
    @MysticTards02 4 года назад +22

    “Cook the cook until brown” I spit out my cereal Idk why that was so funny 😂

  • @Peanutsnot
    @Peanutsnot 4 года назад +3

    The eye contact made me uncomfortable. Don't look at me when talking to me. Lmao. 🤣😂

  • @cutthecamerasdeadass5669
    @cutthecamerasdeadass5669 4 года назад +5

    2:00 I was drinking water and I spit it out because of how hard I was laughing!!!🤣🤣

  • @niya7318
    @niya7318 4 года назад +1

    "I'm not a neglectful father. I see you sun ☀". 😂😂 I laugh so hard when I watch his videos 😂😂

  • @machuwy6380
    @machuwy6380 4 года назад +5

    3:33 "That's the driest thing in the world"
    Bro you forgot about them Popeyes biscuits

  • @Darlingdivacrafter
    @Darlingdivacrafter 4 года назад

    Brandon thank you for being awesome and hilarious in your videos. They help my day be less miserable as I go through my cancer treatments.

  • @ks_cerealkiller
    @ks_cerealkiller 4 года назад +3

    0:12 "...no idea where this powder came from"
    Well, when you figure it out, I want some.

  • @OmriStreams
    @OmriStreams 4 года назад

    Every single one of the videos are an impossible try not to laugh challenge and I am here tearing from laughter you are a comedy genius!!!

  • @angelinaleggier8953
    @angelinaleggier8953 4 года назад +4

    OMG I LOVE YOUR VIDS they almost make me laugh my heart out! PS. I show my mom and she can’t stop laughing! 😂❤️

  • @liacourbage3642
    @liacourbage3642 4 года назад +1

    Please never stop these. I laughed the hardest I’ve laughed in montres at this 10000/10 A++

  • @itsketuog5443
    @itsketuog5443 4 года назад +5

    “Cook the cook until brown and tender you got the wrong person”😂

  • @kiranjspal
    @kiranjspal 2 года назад

    With the millions of recipes to watch; that are edible; I am sitting here watching the masterpieces you are cooking Brandon! Hilarious! Love it! Keep dishing out the dishes!

  • @leila7
    @leila7 4 года назад +3

    2:15
    After you said the step I said " jeez I hope not"
    Then you said the same thing😂

  • @sydneypetersen5878
    @sydneypetersen5878 3 года назад +2

    like i can’t stop watching him “from white to red to deceased” “he will not give birth to strawberries or me” I JUST CANT HES TOO FHNNY FOR MAN KIND

  • @CoverAndQuill24
    @CoverAndQuill24 4 года назад +14

    upvote for longer videos (of these sort), providing further entertainment, and offering Brandon that 10 minute benchmark!

  • @k.bevan319
    @k.bevan319 4 года назад

    When he sneezed into the pan, I lost it🤧🤧 🤣🤣🌮🌮 Brandon you always put a smile on my face, Thank you 😊

  • @oliviareeder6556
    @oliviareeder6556 4 года назад +3

    Fun fact: this was the first google translate makes me food or have watched from him and I just remember being so confused 😅😅

  • @julesbond1089
    @julesbond1089 4 года назад +1

    U make me laugh till I can't breathe.
    It's a good feeling😁😂❤❤❤

  • @emis2610
    @emis2610 4 года назад +3

    Brandon you’re so amazing!!

  • @lisaarsineau124
    @lisaarsineau124 4 года назад +2

    Omg! These are my favourite videos! Better than coffee to start my day!
    I'd love to see you do a Google translate for a basic Shepard's Pie or Club sandwich.
    Another Google translate idea: assembling Ikea Furniture (or any other furniture/structure/assembly required toy)
    Some companies have the assembly instructions online.
    Thank you for your RUclips content.... it's the best!

    • @jenniferapplegate149
      @jenniferapplegate149 4 года назад +1

      I have a feeling that Google translate will make putting together IKEA furniture easier 😂

    • @lisaarsineau124
      @lisaarsineau124 4 года назад +1

      @@jenniferapplegate149 probably lol.....

  • @kelseycoulter8862
    @kelseycoulter8862 4 года назад +6

    This made my day!😂

  • @alistairdrakon8458
    @alistairdrakon8458 4 года назад +1

    I ACCIDENTALLY SAID BLESS YOU WHEN YOU SNEEEEEZED 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying

  • @yournewmomdenkipikachu3567
    @yournewmomdenkipikachu3567 3 года назад +3

    "Tell Dongfeng He Hasn't Tried My Tacos Yet"
    Me:Ok
    "Dongfeng Has Been In My Ace Since Stage 1"
    "Now I Know How It Feels To Be Short"
    Me:Yeah It Sucks Imagen Having To Get Up On The Counter And Getting Something Lol
    "Did Dongfeng Wright This?"

    • @MCOmegaX123
      @MCOmegaX123 3 года назад

      MIA (Missing In Action), not "In my ace".

  • @Falan1405
    @Falan1405 2 года назад

    My class and the teacher all watched this guy and we all loved it! I love his humor to

  • @Amanda-mf1ed
    @Amanda-mf1ed 4 года назад +3

    That’s all the pepper I got DONGFANG.
    isn’t dieing wonderful😂😂

  • @MishiBelley
    @MishiBelley 4 года назад

    I've watched this 3 times and every time I end up wheezing. Thank you.

  • @Shyamanic
    @Shyamanic Год назад +4

    3:03 i lost it wtf translate

  • @madisonmiller3976
    @madisonmiller3976 4 года назад

    These are my absolute favorite videos you make

  • @NelehLove9313
    @NelehLove9313 4 года назад +3

    I'm so early 😱 I'm never this early! I watched an add for you Brandon 😁 well actually I watched 2 adds for you. Well the second add was actually pretty funny. #CoolRanchDance 😂

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 4 года назад

      I watched three! (Or I let them play anyway.)

  • @triley958
    @triley958 4 года назад

    Oh my lord these make me laugh so hard, also thank you for addressing the looking into the camera issue.

  • @selahpoore9098
    @selahpoore9098 4 года назад +9

    How tall is Brandon? He really doesn’t seem that short. I’m so confused

    • @taylorperry4766
      @taylorperry4766 4 года назад

      Hes 5’6

    • @ZVGDKG
      @ZVGDKG 4 года назад

      Šüñkęń Pårādįśę he mentioned that a few times in previous content

  • @jamiemyers4696
    @jamiemyers4696 4 года назад

    you are still the only channel that makes me have excessive laughter XD keep it up man !

  • @isitjustin4459
    @isitjustin4459 3 года назад +3

    3:07

  • @sararaee2419
    @sararaee2419 4 года назад

    I just found your channel and I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I miss laughing till my tummy hurts lmao. I already love you 😂

  • @kaaydior920
    @kaaydior920 4 года назад +5

    i’ve never been this early

  • @njoudabuinnab5775
    @njoudabuinnab5775 4 года назад +1

    Funniest RUclipsr hands down😂🤚

  • @tiaj4478
    @tiaj4478 4 года назад +4

    If you repeat him saying “hello” in the beginning it sounds like “Pedro”

  • @jessinickle2525
    @jessinickle2525 4 года назад

    If laughter is the best medicine then you Mr. Brandon Farris are the best doctor in the world. Thank you so much 🤣

  • @rhodrymaguire6616
    @rhodrymaguire6616 4 года назад

    Love Google translate videos. Keep up the great work Brandon

  • @carriebauman1032
    @carriebauman1032 4 года назад +1

    Lasagna please! These have my coughing from laughing!! ( I’ve been sick with influenza)

  • @dumbduos1039
    @dumbduos1039 4 года назад

    I literally love it when his voice get really high pitched hilarious

  • @ashlynjade2401
    @ashlynjade2401 4 года назад

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR ANOTHER ONE IF THESE

  • @hatinlife5259
    @hatinlife5259 4 года назад +1

    "I'm not a neglectful father, I see you sun"
    Lmfao

  • @LittleMissIDC
    @LittleMissIDC 2 года назад

    A year later and you are still killing it!!!

  • @Coralynnnnnnn
    @Coralynnnnnnn 4 года назад

    So my baby is cranky with the flu right, and this soothed her 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ not even complaining. Thanks Brandon!!

  • @krueriss
    @krueriss 4 года назад

    Brandon you are someone I watch every morning. You make me laugh which makes my entire day!!😁😁

  • @captainoptimist
    @captainoptimist 4 года назад

    Thank you for making me snort-cry-laugh this morning. (Every morning.)

  • @cutejessi
    @cutejessi 4 года назад

    God why I love this channel so much lmao

  • @MikeKnops
    @MikeKnops Год назад

    I've just found your channel. And i've never laughed so hard in my life, for 4 min straight😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahhall7212
    @sarahhall7212 4 года назад

    Cooking using Google translate is my FAVORITE!!!!!! I laugh so freaking hard at these videos!!!!!!!!

  • @heatherrupp869
    @heatherrupp869 4 года назад

    I wonder how many times you've made your smoke alarm go off 😂😂😂 Love you Brandon! 💜

  • @ashleyfelix8643
    @ashleyfelix8643 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 The TACO TACO realization was HILARIOUS

  • @stanbts9602
    @stanbts9602 4 года назад +1

    When I saw this video I thought of the 1D animation thingy when Harry says “I’ll have the tacos please” 😂😂

  • @kendraogren5644
    @kendraogren5644 4 года назад

    How can anyone not love these videos?

  • @hollypaul2458
    @hollypaul2458 4 года назад +2

    Favorite RUclipsr by far. ❤️

  • @williamgrijalva6512
    @williamgrijalva6512 4 года назад +1

    This makes my day. Thank you !!!

  • @dog-yj2ez
    @dog-yj2ez 4 года назад

    I laughed so hard at this video that I had to take a five minute break. Keep up the great content 😂👍

  • @cookiesbyvelina3560
    @cookiesbyvelina3560 4 года назад

    I love all your videos but this one had me lmao 😂😂 I laughed so much I was crying!

  • @annakitchen5487
    @annakitchen5487 4 года назад +2

    Him: "I go from white to red to deceased"
    Me: *snickers in relatable*

  • @illidril17
    @illidril17 4 года назад +1

    Deungfeng sounds like some ancient Chinese Emperor!