Jesus is the only way to heaven Being a good person won’t get you there. “Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” John 14:6 ESV Repent from your sin(disobedience to God) and turn to God and follow Him so that you will be saved “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” 1 John 1:9 ESV “No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.” Luke 13:3 ESV
@@editornoob4606 After 13 years of meat beating raw let me tell you the skin damage you will get in the future is not worth it. there's even a little pain when I go full mast without lotion
@@lelouch6865 I *WANT* to. I watched the anime with an anime club and enjoyed it personally. I tried to install it on my computer but I didn't have enough space. Though I *DID* clear out some space not too long ago so I might try again. Would love to see my girl Kazusa again...
Some advice: 1. Never have your tv screen pointed at the door, always have it at an angle that can't be seen by someone stepping into or walking by your room. 2. Lower the volume when the sex scene comes on enough that only you can hear it, then raise it after it ends. 3. Keep your door closed, it will buy you a few seconds to back out into the main or pause menu. 4. If you are caught, then don't panic, don't react in any weird way to them and keep watching with the utmost confidence, as if it doesn't bother you in the slightest. If they see you panic, then that just tells them that you have something to be embarrassed about.
Or you know, just own it, I don't even bother PRETENDING I don't play porn games on my main account, my friends and family know better than to even try embarrassing me at this point, they know this mf has no shame
"JOHN GET IN HERE AND LOOK AT THIS BOY!" I feel that so much. You get caught in an embarrassing spot and your parent is trying to shame you infront of your whole family.
@@subwall7464folks for some reason think you’ll burn or something there without lotion and it’s recommended when beating it but I’ve never had that problem all my 21 years of living lol. Idk why folks act like it’s a must.
The worst instance of this happening to me was when I was playing No More Heroes for the Wii and I had just beaten Bad Girl (#2 ranked boss), a dominatrix lolita. The victory cutscene has said dominatrix Lolita loudly proclaiming "I'm a BAD GIRL!", jump on top of the main character, beating him to death with a bat while bleeding to death and collapsing on top oh him in a comically suggestive way. My 13 YO female cousing who was visiting entered my room and saw the whole thing out of context. Thank you NMH and Suda 51.
When I was living with my parents, I needed to pay attention a lot to sounds around me to turn off the sound and/or the tv or open the xbox menu until the cutscene was over or my parents would leave the room. It's much more peaceful living in an appartment now.
The way this skit had me howling from the first minute is unfair. My gut hurts, man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Keef's dad randomly calling in family members, and their disgusted reactions torched my soul, bruh. My favorite skit of yours!
🤣🤣 I’ve never romanced characters in RPGs ever, but it seems super awkward and I can see this happening. I loved the whole “you ain’t even watching real woman.”
Good lord the feels from this skit is just real especially with the good games we have now with those romance scenes too lol. Completely understandable and fearful if my family spawned in my room when my character gets all romantic.
I played the classic god of war games growing up and these and these scenes showing up was some of the most intense lookout I ever had the displeasure of doing, especially the fact that you couldn’t skip most of them (Ex: GOW Ascension and the fake room in the intro level)
The most wild thing was when he said "The greatest Rpg since FF10!" Idky but that hit the HARDEST! now I'm really over here contemplating every game for all of life.... bc he's right
I've been gone a while but this time, it's cause I have a big surprise coming soon :).
Big surprise!? Is Keef running down the stairs coming back!?
Jesus is the only way to heaven
Being a good person won’t get you there.
“Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
John 14:6 ESV
Repent from your sin(disobedience to God) and turn to God and follow Him so that you will be saved
“If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.”
1 John 1:9 ESV
“No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.”
Luke 13:3 ESV
Can't wait 😁
@@TheGamersStateonly real ones know
“It’s time boys.”
Lol I'm picturing that last scene being on that screen for 6 hours while you slept.
Your family will spawn in when you’re at one of the weird parts of a show or game without fail.
Still remember my mom walking in on that one scene in code geass where the chick was humping a table 🤣🤣🤣🤣
it was a very quiet dinner that evening.
@@anon7596 so glad you shared this cuz it gave me some joy 😂🤣
Dad walked in on DBZ once.
It was that one part where Buu inflates that one guy.
That's why you should face the monitor the other way, when people enter your room they will not see anything...or just lock your door 😂😂
My brother spawned in while I was watching the sussy guido scene from jojo p5 😭
“IS THIS THE SON I RAISED??”😂😂
Best line
I felt that in my soul
omg I remember my mom saying that to me once when I did some dumb shit. I felt that one right there xD
Moreso the delivery than the line itself. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@surajmistry7078 lmao
“I don’t even see any lotion this boy raw dogging his own meat” Had me dying when I heard that
I died at that part 😂😂😂
Tbh it works better that way🤷🏾♂️
@@editornoob4606 After 13 years of meat beating raw let me tell you the skin damage you will get in the future is not worth it. there's even a little pain when I go full mast without lotion
PFFBT peak writing
Same 😂😂😂
The pure disappointment is conveyed so strongly in his voice
People just be teleporting in Keef's house. 😂
It's like pre cyberpunk 2.0
Random spawn
“But dad, it’s Panam.”
“That’s a good point. As you were.”
It would have been judy but the devs are super lame
Panam=best girl…well..she’s kinda the only girl, if you’re a guy.
I mean you’re Panam in that situation, shudder not for me.
@@Keychan64I'm mad ASF Judy isn't BI cuz mannnnn she better than Panam imho
If you're on PC it ain't a problem boyo. >:D@@Keychan64
Be it a video game, tv show or movie, this happens every time.
Every. Damn. Time.
Nah Fr
I kid you not there was a show The Tomorrow People from CW
my mom walked in mid not sex but passionate kissing scene on a bed XD
I swear! I was sitting down watching an episode of Power, and my girl and her friend literally walked in the house when a sex scene came on 😮💨
You're always gonna get judged 😅
"Grown ass man beating your meat to pixels"
I'm dead
🤣
Same, and the way he said it made it funnier
I DIED when he said this 🤣
Me to 😂😂😂
0:40
1:27
Average fighting game player
Keef's dad returned from the milk store as soon as he sensed degeneracy
His dad bout to make him spill milk with the beating he's gonna eat.
(wtf is wrong with me)
And make him eat cereal by pouring the milk first...and then the bowl, and then the cereal
@@sparda74 If I was Keef, I'd be insulted that any milk was involved near my cereals 😒
As a guy that enjoys playing visual novels, *especially* the +18 kind, I *FEEL* this entire skit from Keef here.
have you read white album 2
@@lelouch6865 I *WANT* to. I watched the anime with an anime club and enjoyed it personally. I tried to install it on my computer but I didn't have enough space. Though I *DID* clear out some space not too long ago so I might try again. Would love to see my girl Kazusa again...
I feel the struggle
@@FlynnMegaTenseiare you coming onto me?
Alicesoft and VenusBlood are very hard to explain but that gameplay loop is addictive.
1:20 the emphasis on “BOI” has me crying😂😂😂
"It doesnt matter! It's fictional!"
My parents: Oh! So our son doesnt even like REAL women now!!
Their Son: "No, real women don't like me" 😞
“LOOK AT THIS BBBBBOOOOI!”
😂😂💀
The concern in Dad's face. "They put you in the driver" seat... "N#&&a I can see that" that part. 😂😂😂
Some advice:
1. Never have your tv screen pointed at the door, always have it at an angle that can't be seen by someone stepping into or walking by your room.
2. Lower the volume when the sex scene comes on enough that only you can hear it, then raise it after it ends.
3. Keep your door closed, it will buy you a few seconds to back out into the main or pause menu.
4. If you are caught, then don't panic, don't react in any weird way to them and keep watching with the utmost confidence, as if it doesn't bother you in the slightest.
If they see you panic, then that just tells them that you have something to be embarrassed about.
Life saving advice right there
Brother with the strats 💪🏽💪🏽
*takes notes*
Oh u a professional huh? Lol
Or you know, just own it, I don't even bother PRETENDING I don't play porn games on my main account, my friends and family know better than to even try embarrassing me at this point, they know this mf has no shame
The second you said "Baldur's Gate" I knew what was happening lmao. Keep up the hilarious work man, that just crazy...
GIRLY SCREECH
"God, get your ass in here and look at this BOY!?"😂😂
"JOHN GET IN HERE AND LOOK AT THIS BOY!"
I feel that so much. You get caught in an embarrassing spot and your parent is trying to shame you infront of your whole family.
There are two ways to approach this situation, alone, looking at the romance scenes:
"Ugh pls can we just move on to another stuff?"
or
"Nice~"
Those scenes in games are the equivalent to "Anime when your parents are in the room". This skit had me wheezing *heavily*
Keep it up Keef
1:35
"I don't even see any lotion. This boy raw-dogging his own meat to some video game!"
Would the lotion have made the situation better?! 🤣
😂
It would fs decrease his chances of an Indian burn 👍
@@quagmire1130what's an Indian burn
@@subwall7464folks for some reason think you’ll burn or something there without lotion and it’s recommended when beating it but I’ve never had that problem all my 21 years of living lol. Idk why folks act like it’s a must.
"I was playing baldurs gate 3."
Me: *Immediately gets flashbacks to bear scene*
1 minute in and I’m dying keep up the good work keef
Bro Keef never fails the "Uncle Johnny?!?". Killed me🤣🤣
"Nigga, I can see that"
I HOLLERED!!!!!
"DAD!?!"
I could smell the fear of disappointing the family. LOL
I too often have nightmares of relatives seeing me enjoy a romance scene and then judging me at every family event.
Let’s be honest, if the dad saw that scene in Baldur’s Gate 3, he’d be COMPLETELY distraught. 🤣🤣🤣
So I've done 2 runs so far. I heard the bear one was wild. But after the Mizora and House of Hope one. Idk of the bear one all that.
Uncle Johnny going, “aww no, no, no, no ,no” is what every uncle at the BBQ who’s realised the beer is finished
Keef don't miss 😂😂
“Son, are you watching lizards doing it?”
"Greatest RPG since FFX"
There's so very, very much to unpack in this statement.
Based take tho
Is he wrong?
@@NateN8Nayt yes. FFX isn't even the best FF. Mid RPG
Lmao Silly Gamers, Everyone knows the Greatest RPG before Baldur's Gate 3 was Earthbound.
"They kinda put you in the driver's seat"
"Man I can see that" lmao
Keef, Thank You for the awesome content you have brought to us for years. Please keep it up 😁
"The greatest RPG since Final Fantasy X" Bro wut?!
"Please wait a minute..." Took me out. lmao
The GameStop was a all time favorite video from you but this.... This takes the 🍰 right here. Definitely my new fav.
“You weird” 😂
"nigga I can see that" had me weak 💀
0:40 This Father give a son No Mercy😅
The worst instance of this happening to me was when I was playing No More Heroes for the Wii and I had just beaten Bad Girl (#2 ranked boss), a dominatrix lolita. The victory cutscene has said dominatrix Lolita loudly proclaiming "I'm a BAD GIRL!", jump on top of the main character, beating him to death with a bat while bleeding to death and collapsing on top oh him in a comically suggestive way. My 13 YO female cousing who was visiting entered my room and saw the whole thing out of context. Thank you NMH and Suda 51.
When I was living with my parents, I needed to pay attention a lot to sounds around me to turn off the sound and/or the tv or open the xbox menu until the cutscene was over or my parents would leave the room.
It's much more peaceful living in an appartment now.
This man is not even using lotion he's raw dogging to pixels. CRAZY
I completely lost it when his dad walked in
0:19 - THE GULP 😂😂😂😂
The way this skit had me howling from the first minute is unfair. My gut hurts, man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Keef's dad randomly calling in family members, and their disgusted reactions torched my soul, bruh. My favorite skit of yours!
🤣🤣 I’ve never romanced characters in RPGs ever, but it seems super awkward and I can see this happening.
I loved the whole “you ain’t even watching real woman.”
Ok, this one got me crying "I didn't even see any lotion, this boy raw dogging his own meat"
The inflection when he said... "Bro, please wait, a minute" had my stomach cramping up :D
Oh God i remember the time my dad and little sister came into my room when i was in the middle of the boss fight for Shadow Rise in Persona 4
“Ion even see any Lotion this boy Raw Doggin his own MEAT”
lmaoo that took the tf outttt
im literally holding my stomach from laughter from this this was s tier
0:40 and 0:56
"Yah weird"😂
If the grandma would also enter it would be the funniest shit ever, lol.
0:19 *oh... its going t h e r e..*
"YOU AIN'T NO SON OF MINE"
"Raw doggin his own meat" I'm crine 💀
1:23 Why you charge up the "boy" like that? I am finished! 🤣🤣🤣
0:56 The delivery was perfect on that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Let’s get this man to 1M Subs!!!!
Better than being caught during fan service scenes in JRPGs.
I love how he says the lines. You can tell he is recreating past trauma.
“Uncle Johnny”?!?!?! Lol
😂😂😂 Keef has a portal to everyone who judges him
My family spawned in when I was in aphrodite’s chamber in GOW3 😂😂. I was playing at 50-60% volume.
seeing a fresh keep upload at midnight was honestly so crazy it woke me tf up on the way to the soda fridge.
“I don’t even see any lotion, this boy raw dogging his meat”. I’m finished 😂
This dude deserves a movie deal fr.
“Is this the son I raised?” 😂😂😂
Not uncle Johnny 😂
"You ain't no son of mine"
Damn 🤣🤣😭😭
thank you for immortalizing my feelings for this !
this is probably your most funniest yet.
How did you edit this shit. Yo ass must've been in tears at how fucking hilarious you made this shit, gah dam I'm crying laughing
"He's weird !! He's STRANGE" 🤣🤣
BOY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! 🤣🤣🤣
"Johnny get in here and look at this BUOY" 🤣🤣🤣
Just love how he ends up in a even "weirder" scene while awake 😁, while praisin BG3 😄
"Your WEIRD!"
damn Keef, you don't have to go that hard.
Everytime I take a 1 hour nap in Starfield and Sarah says we need to do it *without* the jetpacks next time.
Good lord the feels from this skit is just real especially with the good games we have now with those romance scenes too lol.
Completely understandable and fearful if my family spawned in my room when my character gets all romantic.
“Greatest RPG since FFX”. My guy has A1 taste!
“You ain’t even watching real women.”
1:14 Lmao!! That would be the perfect ringtone, "He's weird!"
I played the classic god of war games growing up and these and these scenes showing up was some of the most intense lookout I ever had the displeasure of doing, especially the fact that you couldn’t skip most of them (Ex: GOW Ascension and the fake room in the intro level)
"I DON'T EVEN SEE ANY LOTION!" I'm ded lmaoooooo
"Get yo ass in here in look at this ..........BOYAH" 😂😂😂😂😂
"My dad wouldn't even be here" 😂😂😂
This was ABSOLUTELY hilarious😂😂
Very scary video. Dammit. its going to give nightmares now
" I DON'T EVEN SEE ANY LOTION, THIS BOY RAWDOGGIN" 😂😆😂
This was my favorite video of yours across these past several years 😂😂😂😂
I don't even see any lotion!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 lmfao! Keef you are funny man! Keep it up!!
The most wild thing was when he said "The greatest Rpg since FF10!"
Idky but that hit the HARDEST! now I'm really over here contemplating every game for all of life.... bc he's right
Jokes on you, my dad left to get milk when I was 5!
“Boy… what the hell?!”
Every Dad says this 😂
*immediately after*
"Is this the son I raised?"
LOL
“Ion even see no lotion” 😂😂😂😂
Keef dont miss this skit had me laughing on the floor.