FEMALE FURIES #5- Unlike Dan Didio...Darkseid Hires & Promotes People Based On MERIT
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"What we have here is a woman of privilege writing about being marginalized and screwing up every single part of it because she doesn't know what it's like to be marginalized."
Yup, exactly.
SamGuthrie1977 There are still problems in western countries, when it comes to women rights. Alabama abortion law is the best example. Just because you are living in a country with democracy doesn’t mean you can’t criticize things. This comic is trash though.
'Metoo in Hell'.
I'm surprised that wasn't a Vertigo book.
Wasnt that Hex Wives?
I dunno about the rest of you, but if I was living on Planet Hell I'd love to "feel invisible"
And Darkseid fires people for lack of merit. With Omega Beams. Hurtful, hurtful Omega Beams
@@jorgamund07 omega forms. So many omega forms...
I feel like without an editor, the script for this comic would have LITERALLY included the words "# METOO" with Cecil's twitter handle underneath.
I've been a fan of Jack Kirby's Forth World since I could remember. Seeing this isn't just tragic, it's insulting.
"You know what this needs? Very blatant messaging that makes propaganda look subtle."
- Nobody ever
Am I the only woman who's never seen that "Handmaid's Tale"?
All I've seen are aposematic-haired larpers running around in bad, polyester rip-offs of Medieval-length cloaks and pioneer-style sun bonnets. 🤦🏾♀️
Which rather pisses me off, because I personally love wearing actual cloaks in the winter; I got addicted to the convenience and warmth when I was working at a Renaissance Festival. 😂
Barda & Mister Miracle got together faster than 2 lesbians meeting each other for the first time in a Marvel comic in 2019
I'm getting real sick of these people spitting on the graves of Jack Kirby and Stan Lee.
And it won't stop, sadly. All or most of our favorite characters are going to be desecrated, because they are creations of straight white males.
"Maybe if one of these women was in a secret relationship with Aurelie..."
Zack. We are in the current year. Every woman is in a secretly open relationship with every other woman. Next current-year, men will be outlawed entirely.
You joke, but at the rate things are progressing, I have my doubts.
"I have a nephew who needs a job"... In hell!? Pretty sure they start working the moment they learn how to walk.
I think Willikt should have been forced to wear a molten MAGA hat.
And then, they all start a knitting club, and become CEO's of their own businesses. The end
SJW writers make old school villains look benign.
Zack buys them garbage Comics so you don't have to.
And now Cecil Castelucci is on Batgirl , where she will steal all of Batman's tech , his uniform and his legacy and give him NO credit for...what ? That's already been done ?
the CW is gonna tell C.C. "hold my Zima"
Hires and promotes based on merit? Darkseid sounds like someone I'd like to work for unlike Dan Didio XD
Before Handsmaid's Tale became a show, my Dad used to talk about the book as one of the most laughably obnoxious things he'd ever read. Then I got to watch as it spread in slow motion to people who weren't patient enough to read the book.
P.S: The second you made up that Scare Bears bit, you created phantom memories for everyone of that idea actually existing.
P.P.S.: Cecile thinks torturing a man forever after he cries that he's innocent is justice.
The rules of Apokolips are simple. The strong survive. The stronger rule. If you are not useful, you die.
Keep in mind, the writer of this book is going to be on batgirl this August.....
How does someone who is used to writing novels suck so bad at writing five lines of dialogue per page?
Stephan Bayless because novels and comics are 2 different things
The only entertainment we get from these comics is when Zack reviews them.
Ya Boy Zack: "It's Metoo in hell"
Satan: "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"
Nightwing was raped by Devin Grayson... I mean "Tarantula," and it was never mentioned again because it was only like the sixth or seventh most traumatizing thing to happen to him that evening.
Barda grew up on Apokolips under the reign of the god king manifestation of tyranny itself, and she was "broken" because she found out her friend got MeToo'ed in between murder training torture sessions?
The original Kirby story was different. Barda was the commander. Her subordinate had a mental breakdown and ran away. Barda kept covering up the desertion and bringing her back. Her surbordinate eventually got picked up by Wilck and was tortured to death. That made Barda start questioning the system leading to her eventually staging a mutiny of her unit to help Scott and then later deserting.
After her first desertion, she blames her immediate superiors and still praises Darkseid. Even then, she still believed in the system but thought that the sub-leaders not properly following orders was the problem.
Something foul has infected DC. I’ve heard that the new Secret Six is 6 heroes that have always been villains. More character assassinations on the way. It worked so well for Captain America DC said hold my beer.
Well done Zack, you redeemed yourself with knowing who High-Father and All-Father were before everyone else reminded you. For bonus points, can you recall the name of High Father's counterpart In Marvel comic's Eternals?
Its Zuras. (i.e. a stand-in for Zeus).
Zack let me know what you think of the term "Feminist Mexican Standoff" to describe moments where women are fighting and decide to stop because 'girls gotta stick together'
I like it. Gina Aura.
Every time i stopped at a word bubble flipping through this comic, my eyes and brain cringe-melted outta my skull Raiders of the Lost Ark style.
I can’t believe these people have the balls to sell this trash for $3.99
I can't wait for the final issue (6) when the Female Furies go over Darkseid's tweets from 10 years ago and he gets taken down!!!
not even his Omega Beams can save him from that.
Times Up Darkseid!!!
This is another total rewrite of a series of Jack Kirby Stories. In particular Mister Miracle 3 (1971), 4 (1971), 6 (1971) and parts of 9 (1971).
You can see that she has obvious read each story carefully, decided it wasn't to her standards and then rewrote them.
Notes:
- Steppenwolf was long dead by the time of these stories. He was killed by Highfather in a flashback in New Gods 7
- Wilick was killed by Himon, not Barda and the Furies. (Mister Miracle 9)
- Barda deserted to Earth (and Scott) in Mister Miracle 3. She did not immediately go back to apokolips.
- The female furies showed up on Earth in Mister Miracle 6. They were assigned to kill both Scott and Barda but failed. They later deserted to Earth in Mister Miracle 8.
- Earth was at this time the battlefield for the fights between New Genesis and Apokolips. The war did not involve major direct military attacks on New Genesis itself.
12:02 “No. 2, when justice is served, I am done with Apokolips”
Bwa-hahahaha- oh wait you’re serious. Tell me you’re not serious. You serious?
The Handmaid's Tale: a show were men oppress women with the help of women.
Ya boi!
Getting the fourth world omnibus so I can re read the masterpiece Kirby created in its entirety.
If I lived on Apocalypse I'd love to feel invisible. If no one notices you no one will torture/rape/kill you.
Is their an Anti Eisner? Like this comic book might actually be the Anti Life Equation
Erik Bell Don’t insult the Anti Life Equation.
12:21 LOL doesn't that guy Willik look a little too much like the actual president?
This comic is a great representation of feminism. Women that want to eternally torture others for things that are not as bad as things everyone else, including other women, has to suffer daily.
Merit equals oppression to the NPC
I'm subscribed to the chanel, I rang the little bell, I always like the videos (and comment) and still don't get notifications :(
I'm grateful you took one for the team and bought and read this series. Mister Miracle was one of my favorite comics growing up. I was enraptured by Kirby's Fourth World and remember buying all of the Fourth World books I could afford when they first came out when I was a kid. Breaks my heart to see what DC is doing with these characters.
Dude, great video! I'd love to hear your thoughts on Geoff Johns' Justice Society of America (2007) -- it'll make you happy, but sad how fast we have fallen in 12 years.
I think you might be missing the point a bit. It doesn’t matter what she read of the fourth world, the story would’ve been the same. The narrative was set from the beginning. She could’ve read the omnibus in its entirety and she still would’ve written the story this way. She was going to fit her story to the characters, not the other way around.
Another shit. Friday therapy session. Zach just let them pet your dog. Problem solved
Wow... that’s bad... I mean really bad. I can’t think of a proper term to describe how bad.
"What is he doing to her?"
"*TENDERNESS*"
Ew, gross.
Mae West: "It's better to be looked over than overlooked."
BTW I liked Handmaid's Tale. You just have to flip the politics. This is what happens when "they" take full power.
Wouldnt being overlooked be like the nicest thing that could happen to you on the literal hell planet smh
Note: just like any writer she could probably write about an experience she hasn’t had (being marginalized) if she knew/talked to someone who’s had that experience. She doesn’t even do research. It’s like the “you don’t have to be black to write a black character” mantra except she hasn’t met a metaphorical black person.
Funny. I didn't think that bad guys believed in justice. *Oh wait...*
Dan Didio is the true villain in the DCU who messes everything. Treats his workers like trash. Did i mention i don't like stupid mustache?
Mini-rant coming!
Unfortunately stories like this, and that X-men producer recently saying the name "X-Men" is outdated because their are females on the team, are the reason some women find a bit of push back in this industry now.For decades women came into comics and went with the flow. If they wondered where the sexism was on Apocalypse, they never wrote it because they knew the fans did not want to read that story. Or they wrote it so subtle that you didn't even notice until you became a adult. Everything was fine then! Now though, when its "cool" to be geek, they are being pushed in comics with no real respect for the lore, and want to change it all to fit their world view instead of understanding THAT world.
Comics have basic foundations: Batman is a human detective, Superman is a alien, Captain America fought in WW2, Spiderman is in NYC, apocalypse is a hell where the worst things happen to you, the X-Men is a team name where the "men" is for mankind, ect. You write on these foundations, not come in and try to break them. Most female fans understand this and do not want things changed into this however, writers like Castellucci, who has no respect for the legacy she was given, give them a black eye.
Man if I was living on hell planet I'd be glad to feel invisible, the more the better
Hell will be having to read this series over and over,and every time,it somehow gets worse.
This run seems like a precursor to what we’ll get in the New Gods film/ which I really don't have hope in. Primarily because Ava Duverney wheelhouse doesn't seem right for big budget fantasy and/or superhero films;::cough::cough:: Wrinkle In Time.
Plus, Tom King penning; that leads me to believe we have a higher than average shot of either being depressed or disappointed or both.
Of all the horrible things that goes on on Apokolips, a woman being loved by a man is the worst of all.
"I'm bondage,Up yours"Cecil
Perfect thing to watch on my lunch break 👍
They always got to put those sappy snowflake scenes in these books. I mean Mister Miracle looks like he drinks estrogen smoothies.
Every time I see the Furies in anything I just miss Ed Benes. That's what a decade of being raised on Ed Benes does to you.
The handmaids tale was a damn good book, but the part about such a society being inherently unstable and not lasting very long got left out of the show. The epilogue was the most important part
tomhrio yeah, i like elizabeth moss but she is absolutely not a sex symbol
Time’s up Darkseid
I get the impression that the writer is trying to mimic Jack Kirby's stilted dialogue from the original Mr. Miracle comics from the 1970s which I love BTW. Only the King could have gotten away with writing dialogue like that.
Wow. that was awful. It IS Hell.
All kings of their pantheons are all-fathers.
"You're my whole world now."
"That is awesome. I'll text you soon, k?"
Remember Michael Turner and Loeb’s Superman/ Batman that had Darkseid wanting Supergirl as his right hand?
I actually really wish one of these women was in a relationship or had feelings with Aurelie. It would give them an actual tangible reason to do all of this shit other than all this "muh feelz" PC shit.
I think being overlooked was their best possible scenario. Darkseid didn't kill me today.
6:58 (Turns page)... B R I A N M I C H A E L B E N D I S (Hits you like a smackdown!) 🥶
Darkseid must have the worst HR department in the universe wtf is this
Wait
the blonde-haired blue-eyed guy was the bad guy? Innovative.
I'm inclined to believe Glory Nephew is going to be the furies' main enemy due to holding a position that "should" go to a woman.
Bonus points if he's actually qualified and good at his new job and gets constant bro grabs and buttslaps from everyone.
News headline: "In Apokolips, all writhe under the jackboot of Darkseid, women most affected"
never really got into the 4th world stuff but did enjoy when Lashina was Duchess in Suicide Squad back in the day. Jon Ostrander's run was the first series i got from start to cancellation
I had no idea what handmaid's tale was....thank goodness.
Perfect imperfect storm: this writer gets picked up as a consultant for the New Gods movie, filling in the inter-sectional gender blanks while the race cards are all taken care of by the inevitable casting of Apokolips as all white and New Genesis as some multi-ethnic (but not white) pansexual melting pot 'utopia'.
I hope the New Gods movie does end up being vaporware so that I don't have to take a heartbreaking hard pass on the cinematic version of something that could have been brilliantly done in the right hands.
The perfect story has already happened. The co-writers of the New Gods Movie are Tom King and the ultra-woke Ava DuVernay. Ava DuVernay will also direct. The re-casting the story around race is a real possibility.
Pretty sure you’re the only person who continued reading this trash after the first issue. I ranted so hard on that issue my friends stopped talking comics with me haha
I can't wait for this to be over.
Wow, that's a cool looking cover.
Oh, look. A revenge fantasy. That's healthy.
The title of this video makes me want an Elseworlds story where Darkseid is the hero.
Thankfully Kirby mustn’t experience this literally peeing on his work. DC should be ashamed.
This is the final nail in the coffin... Jack Kirby's legacy is destroyed between Tom King on Mister Miracle and this writer on Female Furies. Of all the things DC could have surrenderred to the SJWs at DC, why was Jack Kirby's child first in line? All this while Marvel ruins Stan Lee with the monthly issues having the passive-aggressive soap box republished from the 80s or whatever.
The actual "final" nail is Tom King and Ava DuVernay writing the New Gods movie.
DC hurting New Gods has a long history though. One of the first things they did after Kirby left DC in the 1970s was revive New Gods and Mister Miracle.
Then when they hired him to write a conclusion to New Gods, they pulled the plug after about 20 pages and got him to write something else. They further took all the completed art, re-inked it, re-formatted it and manged it because it didn't properly "bleed" to the edges of the pages.
Then, rather than do New Gods stories, they put him on "super powers" which was an all-star DC mini-series. Then after he was gone again, they revived New Gods again under other people.
@@Jim-Tuner yes I completely forgot about the movie script shit fest
That cover is awesome. I wont be buying or supporting the series though. Great video.
Soon we will be able to forget this abomination ever existed
Do any of these characters have shadows? There are a lot of floating figures here.
Isn't Shado a woman? great idea they should put Shado in this comic!
I kid. I shouldn't give them any ideas.
10:27 At the point from reading 'Leered at' to 'Overlooked' I would have ripped up half the comic out of insult of the super cringe.
Hold the phone. If SJW's were bent over #2's cover, they must be positively apoplectic over this one.
14:38 *FACEPALM* This is Apocalypse. Nobody cares if you are innocent or not.
Missing those rips, Zack. 😏
After reading this, you're going to need therapy, Zack. Lol! A comic I just never ever gonna read.
If this gets a final chapter how much do you want to bet ir will be the female furries defeating Darkside and making the entire planet about women. And man will become the "new slaves"(basically just obeying every woman's comand)and be consired fair.
That title. GOT 'EM!
2:45 Zack outs himself as a Fake Geek Girl.
First Byrne ran roughshod over these characters, then Jim Starlin did that DEATH OF THE NEW GODS shit...now this.
BTW, Gritted Teeth=SWIG.
Bro the handmaid's tail is actually legitimately quite interesting. I'm reading it atm and so far it's not disappointed me.
There is a difference between the book and the show. If you have only read the book, you might get a different impression from the show.
@@Jim-Tuner I mean, it's just the whole premise that's intriguing. I was hoping to begin watching the show after reading it so that what i see doesn't taint my impression of the book.
@@jjk1039 I agree that the premise done by Margaret Atwood in the book was quite interesting.
I love how this series/author is ostensibly in favor of women and anti rape culture, yet they refer to a victim of rape as "broken".... that's actually insulting to people who have experienced rape/sexual assault. Imagine being so bad at your job that you can't even support your purse puppies without just stepping all over them anyways.
EDIT: What the fuck? So the same woman who constantly told Aurelie that she was lying and just get over it HAD HERSELF BEEN ASSAULTED? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE! So if she had personally experienced it, and remembering it was bad enough to make her stop and cry, why would she just brush Aurelie off that easily!
first time i hear about that maiden show
But Zack, is it basically hell?