PETTIEST Breakups In Human History - REACTION
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I had my fiancé cheat on me while I was in the hospital for over a year due to a major injury. When I got released from rehabilitation, I arrived to find out he had moved a new girl in, and had thrown out all of my stuff. So I sold the engagement ring, and took back all the car parts I had bought for his truck. I literally waited for them to go to sleep, and then I broke the cage lock on the hood, and took back the battery, alternator, air filter. Annnnd… since I had paid for the last oil change, I took the oil filter and all five quarts of oil!!
I love that for you! ❤️🌹❤️
I mean he deserves that for doing that to you when you were in the fucking hospital. What a dick.
In some places you can sue for emotional damage, I hope he got worse smh
I feel like you should have left the battery and alternator as parting gifts so he might have started it without the oil. Who knows how long he would have let it run in that condition?
GO GIRL!!!!
Years ago, I was leaving an ex-boyfriend who was very abusive. I packed up my stuff while he was at work and on my way out of town I donated all of his clothes to the domestic violence shelter thrift store.
Yes. Yes, you win the game.
Love it. 😂
HELL YES!
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
Pay it forward:)
My poor niece was living with her college boyfriend. They had been talking marriage for a while. She had went home to spend the weekend with her mom and dad (aka my brother and his wife). When she got back he was at work. She was cleaning the apt. And found a condom wrapper on the floor peeking out from under the bed. She took all of the bedding, she took the shower curtain, she took all the dishes, and all of the towels and rags. But the piece de resistance was she took their couple's picture out of the frame that he gave her as a gift and put the condom wrapper in it! Yep she framed the wrapper! Keep in mind, she never called or messaged him. So when he got home, she was gone and the only clue he had that he wasn't robbed(LMAO) was the framed condom wrapper. I love my niece. Lol!
Good lass!!!
That is beautiful
Doing the lord's work
Jesus, she ate and left no crumbs 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Beautiful! Just *chef's kiss*!!
Not my breakup, but: I helped a classmate move out of her abusive boyfriend's home early one morning, and he loomed over me and yelled in my face while I made sure she had everything she needed. I contacted the one person I knew with a spare room who was up at that hour, who was a bartender. Bartender gave my classmate a place to stay until she was able to get on her feet, and asked what had happened. When I told him, he asked if I'd like it if the boyfriend were banned from the bar (his favorite) until he apologized for his behavior. I said, Honestly, I'd like him permanently banned so my classmate doesn't lose a safe space to socialize with friends. Bartender honored that request.
first of all, you're an amazing person for that. holy fucking shit. you're not even her _friend,_ (unless the context is wrong here, i am autism plz forgive) just her _classmate_ and you put up with this bastard screaming in your face for her sake???? you protected her from him, found her a place to stay AND made sure she had a safe space to exist in that is guaranteed abuser-free!!! if I'd been in her shoes I would have started working on making you my bestie for life the SECOND i was stable enough to; cuz let's be real here that was a stressful-ass situation and trying to take on a new (platonic) relationship would probably be too much right away ^^;
SECOND of all, I wish I knew which bar and bartender that was because I would tip him. so much. (if i could actually get there, that is) like...i wouldn't even buy anything. i would literally show up JUST to give that dude money because he did such an amazing thing for her. She has at least ONE place where she knows she is safe from him, and--especially if she has to live in the same area as him-- that is absolutely HUGE. Lifesaving, even.
She doesn't have to isolate herself and deal with the aftermath of all of THAT alone because you AND that bartender were AMAZING people, and for her sake I am glad you both came into her life when you did. I hope karma comes back around to you a thousand-fold, and that you remember to drink some water because you deserve to be both hydrated and happy :)
@@DezAmmySel aw, thank you! Neither she nor I still live in the city where we went to school together, but we ran into each other once since moving, and I was happy to see her doing well.
My favorite petty story was the woman lost the house to her cheating husband so she ate a shrimp cocktail and left the remains in the curtain rods. Months go by the husband and his mistress do EVERYTHING to get the sent out but nothing works. Finally they sell the home to the wife for really cheap (cuz no one will by the stinky house.) And when they moved they took the curtain rods with them!!!
Yes I saw that one somewhere as well. Ingenious idea! 😂
😂😂😂😂 Too perfect!
Epic!!
What's ate a cocktail? Sorry but I don't know what this means.
It's astonishing how bad a few little shrimp tails can smell, given a little time! 🤣😂
I made the mistake of giving my cat a couple of shrimp... ONCE.
He ate one, but hid the other one in my closet. Took awhile to find that nasty thing!
I still give him a shrimp as a treat sometimes, but I chop that sucker up in tiny pieces first!
My ex and I split up when I was 21. He always acted like I was financially useless, and told me to take whatever I paid for… well he had no clue how much I put into our home. I took the sheets, duvet cover, towels, dishes, coffee mugs…once he noticed everything going into boxes, he remembered that I bought the dining room chairs! And oh damn I was gonna take them… so we traded, I took the spare bed and he got to keep the chairs. He had very little left after I moved out. Dick.
This CHILD of a man that I was dating and who had moved in with me decided to break up with me. He said it was because he was "bored" but it probably had something to do with being extremely insecure about being unemployed and not knowing what to do with himself while I had a job AND was in school... He moved out (back to his mom's place because, liked I said, no job).
Anyway I was pretty upset about it at the time. Shortly after he moved out, I agreed to having the friend of a friend move in to the second bedroom. There was a dude that arrived with the new roomie to help her move in a few things. Dude was CUTE and he and I had an immediate connection. We started dating.
A month after breaking up with me, ex boyfriend shows up at my apartment, saying he "got it out of his system" and missed me and loved me and was ready to get back together and move back in.
So I got to tell him that I:
a. already had a new roommate,
b. was dating a new guy, and
c. was definitely over him already
Sent him back to his mama, again.
😁
None of that was petty on your behalf ❤️🩹. You moved on as expected and thank God for that🤗👍🏽❣️ I hope all is well and especially so w/school and work.
@@Capeverdeluv1 oh this was all 20+ years ago! I've moved and moved on 10 times over since then! I hope things are well with you. ❤️
A good friend of mine was dating this guy for a while and she thought everything was going well in their relationship , so much so that they began talking about getting their own place together. Till then, they both had each other’s keys to their apartments. One day while he was at work, he called my friend and asked if she would be able to swing by his place to check on his puppy and feed her because he had to work through his lunch break which he used that time to go home and tend to his puppy. He kept the puppy in his laundry room, and when she went in there, there was a basket of clothes that fell over from the puppy knocking it over. When she picked it up, an empty condom wrapper fell out of his pants pocket. ( they had stopped using condoms by this time) so she immediately knew that he was cheating. So her petty ass went to the store and bought garden soil with manure mixed in, poured the whole bag in the washing machine and put the clothes from the hamper in it and turned it on. She sent him a text saying “ hey I checked on Cleo and fed her, I noticed you had some dirty laundry that Cleo knocked over so I took the liberty of washing them for you, you’ll just need to dry them☺️”. She left her key and immediately blocked him. When he was able to contact her through another mutual friend, he did confess to sleeping with his co worker (whom he was also seeing that day when he had to work through lunch 🙄) Fast forward to 3 years later, she completely moved on with a way better guy AND, her ex was so remorseful that even with what she did, he was heartbroken that she wouldn’t give him another chance. He wanted to make it right with her so he asked what could he do and she asked for Cleo and he gave her his puppy😩😩🤣🤣🤣 she says it often that she’s thankful for Cleo and that she saved her a lifetime of heartbreak!!
and hey, the dog has a better care taker now as well... dude not only cheated on his woman but he was willing to ditch his dog to do it?!? now That takes some kind of monster!
screw over your lover if you must but Never EVER Screw the Pooch!
@@kstormgeistgem461 Well put!
That puppy was a real good girl showing OP her ex was a POS. And she even got the dog! What a queen
"Cleo the Condom Revealer"
Omg she got the dog!!!! Yes :D this story was the best one yet ☝️ ❤
I turned my ex in for tax evasion. I found out he was still married to his wife in NE. So, when we spoke she asked if I had access to his work files. I said, does his briefcase count? So, I spent a few hours going through the combinations on his briefcase. 619... I copied all of his contractor info and faxed it to his wife. She called NE tax officials and gave them his info and current address.
I received a letter from his ex during cmas. She was finally able to serve him papers in prison and get the divorce he denied her and he received 5 years for tax evasion.
I like how you two worked together and she left him instead of doubling down. Good for her to get away from him.
Team work! 🥰😈
I love seeing women working together to destroy evil 😈🥰
NE? North East where?
@@kateoc8 I think she means Nebraska if she’s American
I got told this story from a friend who's friend from work found out her husband at the time was doing the horizontal tango with another woman, so whilst he was away on some sort of trip she had all his suits (legs and sleeves) tailored around two inches shorter and hung them all back up. So they looked absolutely fine until you put them on lol
I cut off all the sleeves and legs of his uniform shirts and trousers (we were both working for the same airline) after he told me over the phone he had cheated on me. I didn't have the time for a tailor 😂
Lol nice
Brilliant. And brilliantly petty.
That’s some expensive pettiness.
@@abchansler1335 I was thinking the same thing. I would have saved my money. But maybe he paid for the bill. If so, marvelously petty and I applaud you!
My petty breakup was almost 12 years ago....I found out my fiance was cheating a few months before the wedding with a coworker. We lived together so when I broke up with him he proceeded to steal pretty much everything from my home when I was at work. Being the idiot he is, he left some important things to him (one being his 3 foot tall bong). I kept it for a bit, started dating the love of my life, he stuck his you know what into the mouth of the bong, took a pic, then I returned his bong and then sent him the lovely pic a few weeks later after he had smoked out of it!! We still laugh about to this day!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷♀️
*CHECKMATE!!*
The level of petty I aspire to be 🤣
Girl 2 years later I am surprised this wasn't the top comment! Outstanding
Slow clap
@@skunkrat01 thanks!! 🤣🤣🤣😘😘
I was doing my chores and thinking about my momma, and her actions reminded me of this video.
When I was a kid my mom had my sister and I help her to cut my dads clothing up, holes in every sock
( cut a toe hole out and a good slit in the heel. His pants she cut the crotches out of each pair, shirts
without buttons all had holes in the arm pits, button-ups all had every other button removed with a slit
down the back, she fixed his underwear up too.
He drove a truck with bars on the bed for ladders and such, he worked at a factory. We drove over there
and hung all his clothes off his truck, she had signs posted all over his truck (CHEATER). Then she parked
so she/we could watch his face when he came out of work. Awww good memories LOL
Here's mine.
He was leaving me, but decided since I wouldn't let him touch the washer & dryer anymore (he set the brand new washer my folks gave us on fire 2 weeks after moving in so I wasn't letting him touch either unit after) that since I had to wash his clothes before he packed up and left, I could also fold and pack his clothes for him.
I said ok.
The apartment we lived in had a spider cricket issue. It was old WWII military housing and not maintained the best. So they came creeping in like mad. We were both horribly arachnophobic. I told the guys who did the exterminating not to come until the week after he moved out. I got a jar and collected as many of those nasty fucking jump at you abominations as I could. Then took the night off work on his last shift before moving. Each box had at LEAST 10 of those things. And they were very much ALIVE.
His mom called me laughing hysterically the day after he left. All I could hear was him screaming in the background. While Mom (we're still friends 20 years later) wasn't thrilled with having the new visitors, she 100% thought it was the funniest shit ever and bowed to my superiority.
His mom sounds like an awesome person. Good on both of you for staying friends.
I didn't know spider crickets even existed and now I'm going to have nightmares.
That is next level petty, love it, getting over a whole fear just to stick it to him 🤣🤣🤣
@@AIBot929 I believe it was my shining moment
They do look terrifying but they’re just crickets, they’re completely harmless. We get them all the time in our basement. I have cats though, so often I just end up finding the remains of the unfortunate cricket that my cats mangled. Before I learned about them though, they looked like demon spiders.
Had a friend who liked to sew. She didn’t want to get in trouble for destruction of property so she sewed all his clothes opening shut, arm holes, pant legs, waist bands, neck holes. Then she sewed all his towels and sheets together. Every thing still in good shape he just had to remove the seams. Took her about 4 hours took him at least a week.
THIS IS INCREDIBLE
Genius. I like to sew and is sooooo f***ng frustrating wen you did it wrong and you have to unsew. I hope i remember this if my husbend ever dare to cheat on me
Genius.
I was just thinking that should I need a revenge plan, I'd go something like the pockets - only rather than cutting them out completely, I'd sew them shorter.
❤
The pettiest breakup I ever had, I was dating a guy I worked with(I was young, and realized real quick why that's a bad idea lol) anyway, we both worked nights. He was working, I had the night off. About 4pm. I get a call from some chick, saying she found my number in her boyfriends phone, but he didn't know she found it. She was level headed enough to call me and just as she suspected, I had no idea he had a girlfriend. So we met up, we went and bought some window chalk, went to the place of work during dinner rush, and wrote all over all of his windows and mirrors. The space left that wasn't written on, we completely colored in. I got a very angry phone call about 10pm as he was trying to leave work. 😁
He almost threatened me, but my friend (who he was afraid of cuz he'd already threatened to kick his ass once before) grabbed the phone and left the room to finish the conversation. Still don't know what he said to him, but he never came back to work, and I never seen him again.
Friend win. Also good on the other girl for being level headed and actually figuring out if you were lied to as well.
my pettiest breakup with my ex came twice eleven years apart. first time, when his brother took my side and moved his stuff out of his(brother)house and let me stay in his former room. Then eleven years later, his new fiance met me and invited me to their wedding, we became best friends.
My friends fiancé cheated on her 2 weeks before their wedding and ended up taking the girl he cheated with on the honeymoon. My friend had heard a story about some one else’s petty revenge and decided to do something similar. She cleared the house of all their stuff and then lightly watered all the carpets, threw down grass seed and then turned the heating up high and left. We later heard that when he returned from the ‘honeymoon’ the grass was pretty high and the house was like a jungle 😂
That is epic
Pure GENIUS
amazing
I LUV IT
Now that's inventive.
When my ex and I broke up I had to move my stuff out around my work schedule (he had stopped going to work during that time) so I'd back things up, load what would fit in my car and take it to my new place after work. I had a huge DVD collection and he kept stealing them from packed boxes after I'd left for work. I noticed the stash of my movies in his car one day, so I took all of the discs out and left him with about 30 empty cases so he wouldn't immediately realize I had found them.
Him trying to f*ck with you backfired 😂😂😂
Here's my petty story....My ex husband was extremely abusive both physically & mentally throughout our whole marriage. He constantly accused me of cheating, called me a b**ch, wh**e, & every other name you can think of. Wellll when I finally got the strength to leave him in the dust...I happily slept with his much younger, VERY handsome, cousin. I only did it because I knew it would get back to him & that would literally EAT him alive!lol It was a small way to get back at him for the torment I endured with him. I know it's not that funny but knowing how bad it would piss him off, made it soooo worth it! Bonus: the cuz was really good😏
cousin better in bed then your ex-Huband? I salute you for a ballsy move.
The most petty thing I've ever done was when my mom broke up with her 5th husband (ya shes just a peach), we were brainstorming petty shit to do while packing her shit and I suggested taking all the light bulbs from the house. My mom loved the idea, so I went around and took every lightbulb out of the house I didn't miss one not even the fridge light. My mom gave me the box of lightbulbs, I still have them and grab one whenever a bulb needs replaced.
hahaha my petty story: After leaving a 7 year old toxic relationship with my ex husband I kinda left it with almost nothing, I just want to leave as fast as I could. So he didn’t want to go for divorce, of course not he didn’t want to have any work on it, but I was carrying the whole marriage on my back and of course I had to do the whole divorce process by myself, let me clarify we are from Brazil and we got married there but we live in Germany so I had to comeback to my country to do that, he didn’t have to move a finger for that, anyway... So for the Germany government we are still married because when I came back from Brazil, 5 years ago, I gave him a copy of all the documents and I told him to tell to the Germany government that we are divorce so I could change my tax number, it was the only thing that he has to do... guess what he never did.. so every year that I do my taxes I still receive money from his salary .... and it's a lot of money :)
Happy ending....yeeeeehhh
Best outcome ever!! Will you be entitled to a life insurance pay-out if he passes before you? and half his superannuation? One can only hope...at the very least, his assets...
Ahahahaha, this is amazing. I can understand is frustrating but I'm glad that at least you have something good from it :P
That. Is. AWESOME!!
But he is still having a huge profit out of not changing his marital status. If he is under tax class III, he is having a nice salary.
I was in an abusive relationship for about 2 1/2 years. He was mostly emotionally abusive but sometimes physically abusive. He had a bunch of guy friends that we hung out with all the time and they saw how he treated me. So when I finally worked up the courage to say enough is enough, his whole group of guy friends basically just dropped him. They became some of my closest guy friends and would watch out for me and protect me whenever he tried to talk to me. I’m not sure if that is petty or not but I loved it.
Damn took his friends as well! Good for you for leaving and being protected by friends. Glad you're safe!
I swear something similar happened to me! My ex’s best friend truned into my best friend 😅
Those are actually good fellows
I might sound mean or judgy ,but why did they not react in some way earlier?, you said they were able to see how he treated you, they could have reacted in front of him to let him know he's wrong at some point...
@@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145 because guys know women would most likely defend the guy who's abusing her and he would just be ostracized from the group instead.
Very gentle pettiness here. When I left my husband, I snipped through a few threads on the rear seam of a couple of pairs of his work trousers. Everything looked completely normal until he bent over, then ZIP. Hope his workmates enjoyed the view of his tightly-whities. I never did.
👑
There was a woman on TikTok that said I bought everything so I took everything including the fully decorated Christmas tree strapped to the roof of the car. She said she just drove away leaving a trail of ornaments and felt great about it.😂😂
I was married at 21. I know, dumb. My husband turned physically abusive and lied about everything. I got him drunk one night and shaved his head with dog grooming clippers while he was passed out. It was the worst-looking haircut ever. I packed up most of my things and fled that night. It's been over twenty-five years ago that happened.
Based 🤣💀🤣💀❤️❤️❤️
have u been in love since?
btw great story and well done haha :)
I just remembered a song I haven't heard in years, I think this should be the theme song for petty break-ups!
It was the one who took the spices that reminded me. This petty one in the song also took the friggin' candy right before Halloween! THAT'S some real petty shtuff!
(I swear it's not a rickroll, I'll post the awesome lyrics too!)
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You took the toaster when you went
You never paid your half the rent
You took the spices from the rack
But you don't have to put them back
'Cause in your haste on Halloween
You left your camera on the bed
Where we played roles in black and white
You left a role of black and white
I set the timer and thought of you
And put the lense up to my head
I took a photograph for you
What comes out gray is really red
Are you happy now?
I smashed your pumpkin on the floor
The candle flickered at my feet
As goblins flew across the room
The children peered into the room
A cowboy shivered on the porch
As Cinderella checked her watch
A hobo waited in the street
An angel whispered, "trick-or-treat"
But what was I supposed to do
But to sit there in the dark?
*I was amazed to think that you
Could take the candy with you too*
Are you happy now?
I've sat all night and now it s dawn
And I cannot believe my eyes
There's garbage strewn across the lawn
Where we once stared up at the sky
And streams of paper fill the tree
That hovered over you and me
Shaving cream covers the car
That we picked up in Baltimore
Though I know it's hard to tell
I hope that what's-his-name treats you well
I still maintain that he's a bum
But it's your money have some fun
And are you happy now?
You always asked why I had not
Written you a verse or two
Since that's the one thing I regret
I dedicate this one to you
Are you happy now?
Are you?
It wasn’t a breakup scenario, however, back in my early 20’s, during my partying days, it was a thing to do something to the first person to pass out for the night. One night, the kid who was the first to pass out, we shaved his head. Come to find out, he had some kind of hereditary condition, and his hair only grew back in spots. I saw him approximately 5 to 6 years after this incident, and he still had bald spots from his head being shaved. I wasn’t even the one who actually shaved his head, and I still feel so much guilt over it.
@@paganbornspiritbear8249 oh no, that's sad, I underatand u feel guilty for it, but you could not know
I was petty by proxy.
A friend broke up with the guy who cheated on her.
As she went through boxing stuff up, she would say "but I'll leave this for him." BUT, I followed with another box and said, "No you won't"
All we left were his clothes.
She STILL thanks me for that, over 25 years later.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You’re a good friend
My mums friend was a seamstress and her husband decided that he could start choosing how she would dress. She left him but first since he had such an “eye for fashion” she bought prawns cut them into tiny tiny pieces, opened all the seems and linings in his nice suits and hid pieces of the prawns inside all of them. Sewed them back up, put them back in the garment bags and left. 5 months later her friend saw him in town and he was furious because he’d just found the prawns and had spent ££ trying to have the smell cleaned out of the carpet where he thought it’s was. Now he had to shell out for new suits as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣 don’t control that girl!
Omg she's a legend
As a seamstress… this doesn’t sound remotely true.
There’s literally no way to do this without it being detected immediately. Seams aren’t that big and linings lay flat.
Not to mention the moisture mold and bugs the suit would attract after 2days. Nice tale, not believable .
My ex brother-in-law, his ex convinced him to spend a week at his parents to relax and reconnect. He got back to their apartment. She left a coffee table with pic of every guy she slept with while they were married and a note, she even emptied the bank accounts. So for 3 yrs ge tracked down every guy in the pics and told them how many guys she slept with and they need to get tested. She had to quit her job and move to get away from the rep. she got. He's happily remarried to a great woman.
My petty story: Husband left me, pregnant with 3 kids, for his "assistant". I boxed up some of his important family stuff and took it to their office. (Things his grandpa gave him that I would've felt guilty over tossing) It was a Friday, so they wouldn't be there till Monday. I put dirty diapers in one of the boxes before closing them all with tape. I'm sure his stuff smelled lovely when he eventually opened it.
I love ur name !
Brilliant!
That’s almost as good as peeing in his back seat….so he remembers you on a hot summer day.
projection vs accountability - that is the best revenge
OOPS! How did that get in there? 😆
Hey, at least you had the class and grace to give him his things that were important to him. Many people wouldn't, but you were the better person, IMO.
I still have some things my ex left behind that I want to give to his granddaughter if I ever find her. They are worth some $$, but they would mean more to her, I think.
My ex worked at Disneyland 40+ years, his father worked there before him. My ex left a framed "goodbye" hand-drawn poster made for his dad when he retired from Disney in the 1970s, signed by employees including animators who drew Mickey and other characters. He also left behind some of his awards; like a statue of Cinderella's castle, and several yearly pins he didn't care about. I could sell them easily for some good $$, but wouldn't feel right about it.
My petty story: This guy I dated was suuuper manipulative and always tried to devalue my emotions. Sadly, I still thought he could change (sigh) and stayed. When he dumped me, I was furious. How dare he dump me when I should have been the one to end it, right? So, the next day I called him under the guise of getting 'closure'. I used that time to tell him how happy I was that he dumped me and I thought that us breaking up was a really fantastic decision. He was so angry that I was happy (and I truly was...after my realization that he was the WORST). He wanted so badly for me to feel awful about the breakup, so I decided to not only not give him the satisfaction but to also wave it in his face. Best decision ever.
It's AWESOME you took your power back girl !! you rock !
Congratulations I'm so happy for you. I told my ex that I wished sunshine of the eternal spotless mind was real so I could wipe him from my memory. I've never said something so hurtful before and never seen anyone so hurt from my words. I was in the same kind of relationship as you. He was gaslighting me all the time. I think the reason my words hurt him so much was because he needed to be important huge hugs
That's not petty but it is GREAT!
When they go low, you go high 😏👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🔥
Yeah he was a narccisist. They want you to suffer. You did great!
The closest thing I have to a petty breakup story is that I still cuss at my fiance who passed away.
Every once and a while I look up at the sky and say "you're a bitch for dying on me."
I had a very vein bf who was super weird about his socks. Every pair he owned were exactly the same and he had about 20 pairs. So I cut the toes off every single sock and then put them all back as normal in the draw. The thought of him putting his foot into every sock and seeing his toes sticking out was so fun!!! He was a serial cheater btw.
After finding out my ex cheated on me, I hid durian fruit in random locations for her as a parting gift. I found out you can hide durian in a lot of different locations: in vents, in spines of books, under the upholstery of her car, above ceiling tiles, behind baseboards, behind appliances...all kinds of places. If you aren't familiar with the smell of durian, it makes that catfish smell like potpourri by comparison.
Awesome
I love it 👏👏🤌
The most petty.... I was with this guy for seven years - married for two, when he got cold feet and decided he didn't want the relationship anymore. Whe'd just bought a house a few months before, and had been trying to get pregnant for a year. Then one night, I had a friend visiting, he just.. left. Went to his mums like a coward and left me worried and panicking for hours before I called his mum (hadn't done this, as to not worry her. She was a bitch on the phone and hung up on me.) Minutes later, I got a text from my husband, to take my cats and get the frick out. So that pretty much ended that marriage. I emptied the house the next day - with help from absolutely wonderful friends. I'd paid for just about everything, but left him a frying pan in the kitchen and an air matress to sleep on.. oh.. and all the debt on the house. I never looked back and never regretted a thing.
Wow, what a dick. Glad you left because that was weird the way he up and left when your friends were there and told you to get out. I wonder what his problem was?
GOOD. He does not deserve you or your furniture!
I hope he didn't leave you pregnant. He has to pay for a kid whether you're together or not.
@@aaliyahbuggg In hindsight I never should have married him. He was mentally unstable and had crazy manipulative parents. But then I got wiser from experience.
@@lotstodo Luckily.. no. As much as I wanted kids, I'm glad it didn't happen with him and I could cut every tie.
My ex always made fun of me for my love of yoga and kept telling me all the time how he thought about me every time he smelled incense and how he felt joy and comfort when smelling this type of scent. I discovered after 3y of relationship that he was cheating with a friend of my yoga class since a few months (I promise to make her eat her yoga mat if I meet her again in class one day). So after taking back everything I paid for in the apartment even the new mattress, I lighted the hundreds of incense sticks, powdered incense and scented oils I had in stock in his (rented) apartment, so absolutely everything will smell like incense for eternity and he will be forced to think about me and what he did to me when having her in his home and bed. Thanks to a mutual friend I learned that one month after I left he decided to trash every things which had some wood, fabric or porous materials in it a few weeks after I left him because he couldn’t tolerate the smell anymore and was crying all the time because it reminded him of me and of what he lost (the other woman dumped him because he couldn’t forget me by the way). The absolute best was learning that one year after our break up he decided to leave the apartment because he couldn’t live in “our home” anymore and couldn’t rebuild his life alone in this place but before leaving he had to pay thousands euros of reparation and a deodorization made by a professional because the smell was still really strong and the fumes from the incense let some sort of film on the walls, ceilings, outlets, wood floors, PVC doors and windows and this film gradually turned everything off white then yellow then orange and when he decided to leave everything was an orange brown and no amount of scrubbing could remove the stains from the incense of that day. They had to strip down a few layers of paint in every room, repaint everything after that and change every PVC or plastic thing (outlets, indoor shutter casing,…) in the apartment because the incense fumes acted like cigarettes fumes and destroyed everything. I was thrilled to learn about his misfortune but still felt bad for the owner of the apartment who had always been kind to me so I contacted him to apologize and he just laughed about it and told me that he was living in the apartment now and absolutely loved the way his apartment always smelled nice thanks to the wood floor infused with incense smell. He thanked me for the free renovations and invited me to have dinner with his wife at their place. Since then when I go grocery shopping with my husband and buy some incense for my yoga session he always says to me with a deadly serious face “don’t use it as a weapon this time, if you want to have a good smelling home there is other ways” and we always finish to cry of laughter together during the rest of our shopping after that.
Story time: My ex-husband had an addiction to pornography. Another addiction he had was collecting things, valuable things. He had collected Playboy magazines from the age of 12 until he was 30 and the more "collectors edition" ones you never taken the plastic off of making some of them quite expensive. One of our last argument was that he only kept all his magazines because you like to read the articles. So before I took a Sharpie ripped the plastic off of them and I drew bathing suits on all of them. I also took the remotes and batteries out of everything all the light bulbs and one tire but the magazine were my favorite part. Bwhahaha
Knew my long-time partner was cheating on me, but I didn't want them to know I knew before I got some perks. Had them rebuild my deck, finish my basement, landscape my yard, and fix up my car before telling them it was over and revealing everything I'd known they'd been doing for the time we were together.
That is *chefs kiss
You win😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dang! That is awesome!🤣
Bravo 👏 ❤
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A friend asked me how to make sure her exit was noticed after an awful breakup. I told her to remove every lightbulb in the apartment when she left, including the one in the fridge. It's harmless, but definitely annoying and petty.
I like this one. I hate it when people destroy stuff
@@-Annn- - yeah..there's a fine line between someone being "petty" and someone being a borderline felon. Wanting to ruin someone's day is fine, but trying to ruin their life seems a tad unstable.
Mine was worse. My ex abandoned me and my son for a girl he had groomed when she was a minor. Soooo I sent him a Christmas card in the mail that said “It’s my first Christmas without you and I’d just like to say..” you open the card and it says “Merry Christmas you filthy animal.” I filled the card with micro glitter, and perfumed it with fart spray. He opened it and made my Christmas merry and bright. Lol
Omg I love the second lady. Her attitude is fabulous, I really like her necklace. And she looks like a glowing honeybee!
Ex husband had lovely designer clothes...that I bought. Left me and newborn daughter for his side chick. Packed a suitcase for him. I had (still have her) a puppy who got super excited and would pee. So I let her pee in his suitcase...for 2 days. Zipped it up and left it for him. Fun fact, Armani shirts are really absorbent
My petty revenge story. This was several years ago, I dated an older guy who still had a waterbed. He did this weird brag about he had slept with X number of women in this waterbed but no other man had ever slept in his waterbed. So when I was getting my stuff out of his place while he was not there, I had several male friends come over and we staged several pics all in his waterbed. We didn't actually do the deed but he didn't know that. We then poked hundreds of tiny holes in the bed. Every few days I would send him a picture of me and a different guy in his waterbed. He was convinced I was breaking into his place and having sex in his waterbed for like 2 months after I broke up with him.
This is MOST excellent.
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THAT'S HILARIOUS OMG😂😂😂
Hahahaha! I love you so much for sharing this!!
Hahaha taking all the right shoes because he was not the right one 🤣 Love that!
This was way back in HS. I had recently been dumped and they shared a post on fb saying "most guys want their sweatshirts back I just want my virginity" and tagged me in it knowing anyone could see that. I went to the class he was in and made a huge scene, flipping a desk telling him to delete that shit before my family saw. Found out from his ex not even 2 days later that I wasn't even his first and he had lied to me and done that just to try to embarrass me.
Last guy i broke up with was in significant debt (im talking over £250,000) and he had been avoiding the banks and debt collectors for years by living, working and renting with cash, and avoiding a paper trail by running a business in an alternative name. He was still living quite a lavish lifestyle too. When we split up, i contacted every single company i knew of and gave them his new address, plus the address of all his known family, plus details of his business and all known assets. Last i heard they had caught up with him, seized a load of his property including his prized motorbikes and was under investigation by the police for financial fraud.
You know what's fun to do to an abusive ex who cheated with your bridesmaid, lied about it and left a collection notice for a cook book to keep coming to the apartment you just signed a lease on? Call up that collection company and casually mention that he's been in collections with other companies for years and let them discover the five other files they have on him worth 20 grand and update his information at Christmas time.
Love your Dad casually sauntering past in the background, love you Charlotte's Dad, love you too Charlotte, stay petty 😘 ❤❤❤
Me and my ex had a mutual breakup (after I found out he cheated on me). I did two petty things. I kept the necklaces he gave me cause he said he would just sell them and they're like $500 bucks. He doesn't deserve that. I also called him when I knew he was with his new gf and said "do you want the Lord of The Rings Trilogy I bought for you or can I keep it?" He always puts his phone on speaker and said he would take it
The necklaces were a gift, so they were yours to keep.
This is the pettiest plus a good get back at this guy I was dating. I was in (in the Army) Germany at the time and was dating an Air Force guy (my first mistake) for months. He went home on vacation for a few weeks and when he came back he was acting differently towards me. Come to find out, he has a fiancé that I didn’t know about. I sent everything he gave me, (cards, stuffed animals, etc…) to his fiancé and told her good luck! I met someone else, got married, and the next time (almost a year later)I saw him was in the US and I was pregnant. I waved and smiled!
So let me get this straight... You take the right shoes, the left socks, the pockets and the remotes, and haul them off in the shower curtain? Okay, noted. 🤣
I can't figure out how a sock would be left or right. They're the same. But I guess one can take one half of each pair 🤷♀️
Socks are shaped like each foot. Even more when you start wearing them.
My petty break-up story: So many years ago I dated a guy from my high school. I was set to change schools the following year. I had already made friends in the school I was transferring to, but my boyfriend at the time did not know that. One day I just had a strong gut feeling to break-up with the guy and I didn't know why. Later that day one of my friends from the "new school" came to my house and spilled some beans for me. She told me that my boyfriend and some of his friends went to the "new school" to hang with my friends, and during this "hang out session" my boyfriend was hitting on one of my friends. So me, being friends with all of his friends, took my phone, messaged one of his friends and asked him to tell my boyfriend that it was over. His friends all laughed at him and I had a good ol' laugh at home with my friend. THE END
One spoon, one fork, one plate TO RULE THEM ALL!!! I love that one.
I filed for divorce with my abusive ex two days after he was arrested. He took a guilty plee for a felony, and turned evidence for the state before our divorce went before a judge.
The entire time, he kept demanding, and trying to pick arguments over the stupidest things, and surprisingly, I had no interest in rising to the bait over a coffee mug and old playboys. Judge ruled he had 30 days to sign, which to no ones surprise, he did not, and back to court we went, we being me and my lawyer; my ex failed to appear. The judge was so mad, she told us to put whatever we want in the papers and she will sign them.
I added a clause that he could have his stuff back, but the exchange had to happen all at once, within 30 days, with an officer present, or it defaulted to me. 'His stuff' included his fire arms collection he could no longer have, because he was a convicted felon.
If he wasn't a felon and loved the guns I would of been mega petty and removed the trigger...on every...single...gun and hid them In various places around the house.
Over heard my ex talking to his friend about how he nailed some new girl at work, screwed her good (his words) . I went back to our place was hurt and mad but kept thinking about what he said over and over. Packed my stuff , the kicker is I took every screw/nail out of everything I could. Enjoy lol
3:29 my grandma does that with her fake teeth and my grandad used to as well, one time when I was sleeping over their house (I was about 7 or something) I went downstairs really early not knowing they did this and found two glasses full of water with floating teeth in them in the kitchen. I was terrified 💀
I LOVE the girl who left him only a spoon, a fork and knife and got help from his mother to move everything else. His momma knew her boy done wrong 🤣
To the girl with the pocket story: if the woman who cut out the pockets wanted to go a step further, she could have gotten sone craft glue (hot glue, krazy glue, gorilla glue, etc.), and actually glued them shut as well. Think about how frustrating it is for us ladies who try to put a hand in a jeans pocket only to find out that there isn't one actually there. Ooooh, simply gluing them shut is a great petty revenge too.
And here is an idea for anyone who is living with someone and wants to take all the things out of the kitchen. Take a picture of everything in the utensil drawer (this works the same for spice cabinets, dish cabinet, etc.), and have it printed to fit perfectly in the space. Take everything out of the drawer (or cabinet) and put the picture right inside, so this way it looks like everything is still there. When they go to reach for a utensil or anything else, they'll bump into the picture. When they take it down, they'll see that everything is gone.
Oooh this is diabolical and I love it because nothing peeves me more than fake pockets when it comes to clothes.
I think the best solution to the pockets would be just to cut holes in the bottoms off the pockets. That way he would probably put things in them, but would lose them when they fell out. Unfortunately, they could be repaired, but he might have lost a lot of things before he figured out that all his pockets had holes.
Or cut very discreet holes at the bottom so he does lose his sh$&. 😁
@@lydiajohnson3592 Sorry commented before reading your reply. Same cut holes in the pockets!!
@@lydiajohnson3592 I’d glue all but _one_ shut which would force him to put _everything_ in that pocket... And that would be the pocket with the hole in it. I’d also make sure that open one was glued lightly/halfway, so he could think “HA! Stupid b*tch, I got one!” Little would he know it was all part of the plan, me adding a little more insult to injury. 😁
The absolute BEST revenge is living well! Was married for 15 years to HS sweetheart and it was a disaster. He said over and over again that I’d never make it without him…..not only have I made it but my life is sooooo much better and I married a great guy to boot! It eats him alive even all these years later as he’s still a miserable sod 😂😂
Agree! I had an ex in my early twenties that insisted that all our friends were HIS friends and that HE got me my job and that everyone loved HIM, I was just a hanger-on that would be nothing without him. From the moment I left him, it felt so good to just live better, grow and evolve, and watch him flounder while I took steady steps through my life. Now I’m married with 2 kids, doing all the adulting stuff, and he still lives in the same small town doing the same things, drinking in the same clubs, being the same sleazy flirt he was when we broke up 13 years ago. I don’t live to revel in others misfortune, but sometimes it feels nice to have an abusive asshole proved wrong.
My ex told me the same thing when we got divorced. I'm doing just fine on my own, thank you very much!
Good work. I’ve never done any of these petty revenge stories. Live your best life, learn from the past but don’t live there. You go girl!
Bring on all the cabbage roll references! Sarmale are the best thing on earth - loved this video so much haha
I love the technician dude! that was hilarious!
"Eff your moisturization!"
Pettiest moment I had after a breakup, I had been with this girl for two years we lived together. She cheated on me on a girl's weekend. Although all her girls came back and she stayed two days longer to cheat more. Luckily her friends were awesome and told me. Two weeks after we broke up, there was a party at my house. A cute girl sat down next to me at the end of the night and said "You were dating (ex) right?" I said "yup, unfortunately." To which she replied, "Yeah she reeeallly hates me." Gave her a look and just said (which for the record is generally not in my nature), "You wanna go upstairs?" And the rest is history. I still don't know that girls name as her friend woke her up early in the morning and they left. I'd say I'm not proud of the one nighter but.... I am. Shared hatred brought us together for one night of fun. It helped my pain. Hahaha!
Yeah, I had a girlfriend & she slept with her best friend’s boyfriend (I actually walked in on them). Well, I worked with my girlfriend’s friend (at a bar), so we decided to hook up in the basement of the bar a few times, after work😏
@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 well played! Well played indeed.
I'm dying over here just picture her dad's facial expressions while listening to her with no context 😂😂😂😂
My last relationship (FWB) lasted 15 years until he completely ghosted me. Changed his phone numbers, e-mails, etc. I saw him in the grocery store after a couple weeks & he literally ran away from me saying "I can't talk to you." Btw, he was 70 & I was 58 😆
The window screens one hit me different and the pockets!!!! What a great idea! 😂😂😂😂😂
The sweetest feeling is living your best life and then the ex calls, his life is falling apart, and he’s crying about how he never should’ve let you go. And then hanging up on him cuz your far sexier husband just got home.
An ex of mine had such a shitty run of luck following breaking my heart that a solid year later, he called (from another country!) & begged me to please lift the curse he believed I must have placed on him.
Not me; I guess G_d was just watching, arsehole.
@@mysterylovescompany2657 lol ya mine was upset after his second failed marriage. He had the audacity to say “I just always thought we would eventually end up together.” Nope! 😆
No, you don't take the spices. You pick out the ones that look similar and swap the labels.
Ooooh, petty! I love it 😂
You’re evil. And I’m living for it
Now you’ve got it.
Oh my....gonna adopt that, okay???
Much ❤️ from Austria 🇦🇹
@@therealdachshunddjangosmom it's all yours lol
"And then we hung up!" was the moment that I lost it SO hard.
Taking the pockets is genius!! Such a creative effort!
Recently i found my Mom's dentures after FINALLY being able to walk into her room again. She died Christmas one year ago, after we took her in, suffering from lung cancer. My Family always had kind of dark humor. The first thing i said was "quite different from the Smile i remembered". I swear, we heard her and my Dad laughing out loud
Happy New Year y'all 🍀 from Austria 🇦🇹(especially Charlotte's Dad!❤️)
I'm with you, Charlotte, in the "petty after thoughts". LOL Yay more dad. The look when you saw him in the camera.
I agree. More Dad. And Mom in a blizzard.
I’m the same way I can think of the best lines an hour later
@@celinelovell4725 or always think of them for your friends . But never for yourself in the moment , plus . I can’t hide emotions like betrayal and sadness , without going completely manic and excusing myself , apologising (British) .
However sat with my ladies , I got all the answers for them , whereas IRL I would be sobbing driving away already wiping any thoughts of seeng discussing , confronting ? Not a chance 😂 .
I have a story from when I was in college. The guy I was dating was insecure of my ex who I was best friends with. Yeah, I know it's weird that someone can stay friends with an ex, but we did. Well, my boyfriend was really insecure by my ex had a job with good money coming in and could support a simple friend outing. Whenever my boyfriend treated me like garbage (which was a lot) he would basically be pushing me back to my ex (not literally). When we finally broke up for good, I ended up dating my ex again, and we lasted for quite a while. When college guy came back 10 years later and pulled some of the same crap again (this time being negligent and absent), it didn't bother me since I knew he would do it. I let him back into my life to prove a point to others. When he walked away the last time, he pushed me right towards a different ex who has been my best friend for years. He and I are very happy
For the shoes, you could say.... "you weren't *right* for me, so I *left* " 😂
I am trying to recall when I was petty. I normally tried to end things on good terms. But my second husband was petty with me. When I finally got his ass tossed out of my house, he took the washer, dryer, fridge and stove. He said it was because they were paid for by his parents. He left me with four kids and no appliances. Thankfully my mom and her boyfriend helped me out. Many years later, my ex passed away from cancer. I helped clean out the property he lived in, so my daughter could get it ready to sell. And there were the appliances…in the garage, never used after he left. He didn’t want or need them. He just didn’t want me to have them.
Wow that's more than petty of him. That's not even a single bit funny. I think if ppl are petty it should at least be funny at some point. He was just mean. But u managed life anyways and that's special about u :)
Have a nice dayy :))
Wow what an a**hole! And he hurt his kids doing this too. Smh. What a jerk!
@@judycroteau482 that’s what my mom would say to me.
Wow! I can’t imagine what kind of person would take appliances from a newly-single mom who has four children to feed and keep clean. And he didn’t even need them. That’s awful 😩
My best friend took petty revenge on her ex husband before he changed the locks. She took all the power cords and chargers for the electronics; light bulbs in his refrigerator and garage; changed the password on the garage door; adjusted the temperature controller on the hot water tank so the water was practically boiling coming out of the tap.. Crazy shit! She took every hanger, every spoon, all laundry baskets, and cleared the stockpile TP and paper towels! (This was all during the early 2020 Covid coveting of paper goods) and that's only the stuff I can remember. I'm sharing this video with her in hopes she'll reply with the complete list. It's pettiness legend. Lmao!
👍 kinda did the same, but I made sure to jam old keys in the locks and break off the turnkeys part... Alright that's bordering on madness......🤣🤣🤣
Lol that first lady took everything like the Grinch taking everything at Christmas 🤣🤣
I can not get over your evil henchman laugh!! Omg I’m dying lol. You are so adorable and hilarious. ❤️
Your videos with your dad in the background are definitely my favourite.. he's just so causal, checking the bread, while his daughter is planning her possible revenge on future heartbreakers! I bloody love it 😂😂😂
Can I tell an opposite-of-petty story? I was fired and was going to lose access to all my files. When I started there, I had to create every faq, description, and procedure from scratch. I'm talking about multipage directions for how contractors needed to conduct their jobs. Every time someone left, the company just wiped out all their work. I asked for one hour to transfer my files to a coworker, and the supervisor reluctantly agreed. I was fired, yeah, but damn them for thinking that new employees should be dropped in the deep end with no clue how to manage projects or contractors.
Classic
You are going to heaven for that
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Yeah because you were angry at the bosses, not your co-workers or replacement. You are a good human.
@@melissahoneybee8493 Thank you.
Hi Charlotte so I wanted to say I was probably a late bloomer into your videos but you are a highlight of my Day. In this video I kinda of giggled when you said why did she take all the right shoes, it's, well, because quite frankly she was right. Lol you bright my day, you are a very kind person, you don't spread negative messages at people and you ask them not to do that either. Thank you because I have heard negative messages my whole life and am learning I have the right to not have to accept or deal with that. I was on the edge with depression, anxiety, and I watched you tell people they have the right to say you don't have the right to continue to hurt me and it really helped more than you know.
"1 spoon, 1 fork, 1 plate" ...&a can a soup?🤣 that would have been top notch
I think you should just start having your dad in all of your videos. Even when you go to your own place you can just have him come over and hang around in the background. He’s adorable.
Thank you for finally explaining why she's in a different place. I must have missed the video where she explained that. I knew she bought a new house so I was just assuming that was her new house. But I was confused as to why her parents were there.
She chose the "right" shoe, because he clearly wasn't Mr. Right. 😂😂😂
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She LEFT him with the left ones..
I thought it was because she was in the right ,
Yep. He was Mr. Left-him-already.
Also, because it ws the “right” thing to do.
The best part of sleeping w that guy is you can tell the guy the absolute truth, “my ex hates you. Wanna bang to piss him off, please?” and 9/10 times that guy will go for it wo any further explanation required. No lying or leading anyone on needed!
6:36 Because Jumba said that Stitch would "He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe." 🤣
I didn't give a gift back, after a breakup. But I did donate it to the charity shop where she worked, along with all the clothes she left at my house.
omfg, s-tier pettiness i love this
@@hesherette to be fair, I made sure to do the donation on a day that I knew she wasn't working. That way, at least some of the items would make it to the shop floor, and out to new owners, before she realised. Gotta spread that love.
@@rhilou32 omg that makes it even better! spread the love indeed haha
When I was 21, I dated an older stock broker. You know, one of those guys who thinks he’s wayyyy better and more successful than he really is and liked to show it all off with his massively expensive custom fitted designer suits.
Well, I found out he was cheating with several girls one morning after spending the night. I waited until he left for work and ripped off every single button from every single custom suit he owned. From the jacket, the cuffs, the pockets, pants pockets…Every. Single. One. Threw those bitches all away at a gas station.
The pettiest award goes to pocket woman....no one will ever top stealing all the pockets. And u know he just kept wearing those clothes too.
TAKING ALL THE LOTION IS JUST EVIL BEYOND THE MEASURE OF ANY WORDS. SALUTES to your rage and revenge with THAT move, Man.
I LITERALLY GASPED when you said you took it all!
But my favorite. My oldest sister was in a terribly abusive relationship, and when my brother and I went to rescue her, we wanted to be sure he couldn’t follow us…. So we locked the keys to all 7 of his vehicles, work and personal in ghe trunk of a car that was getting salvaged. We got in that U-haul, and had to follow the tow truck with my salvage car loaded on it… and allllll the car keys.., we laughed so hard. We still laugh about that. We still have friends that know that guy. They all still say how all the car keys just disappearing nearly drove him over the edge. In the end, he had to pay over 12,000 dollars to replace all the keys. Some were chip keys, but what nailed his nuts to the floor, was that there were two exclusive locks-set keys on two of the key rings that went to super specialized equipment, and those four keys were almost two thousand apiece to replace!! Whoops
The pettiest thing I ever took was when I took back everything I did on our house remodel. Kitchen counters, sink ( it's actually in my current home) toilet, bathroom sink, shower and flooring, kitchen flooring, shiplap in he bedroom, and I painted all the hardwood floors I had refinished a hideous brown.... It looked like the before pictures.... Only without the wholes in the walls.... I'm not that petty.
My ongoing problem with exes was that the guy I was with was always jealous of the guy I broke up with. So sleeping with the guy my current ex was jealous of was NOT and option. EVER. Until I met my husband who didn't care about ANY of my exes! OMG A KEEPER.
9:05 the one friend we all need
There was this ex of mine who was very possessive, always checks my phone and accuses me of flirting or cheating with other people (which I didn't, since I have social anxiety) . Turns out they were the one cheating on me, they won't let me borrow their phone because they were hitting up with his exes and other girls to do "netflix and chill". So anyways, I'm IT. I was the one who kept his discord server running and do all the moderating stuff to make his server easier to manage. Even made a bot just for his server to control everything. He was really happy with his server because they were always active there playing games and vcing with his online pals. Anyways, I deleted the bot and it broke his servers security and a bunch of bots came into the server to raid and spammed everything. ☺️
Never f*ck with the IT person 😊
I helped one of my friends be petty after a bad breakup. In my defense this chick was looking to destroy everything of his and ruin everything he loved in the apartment lol so i suggested instead of going to jail for something stupid. How about we take every single light bulb in the house and hide them in the house but somewhere they would never look. That way its annoying but you haven't technically taken anything. It was hilarious we even grabbed the overhead oven light the bathroom lights and fridge light lol. We hid them all above the fridge and I don't think they ever found them lol. She got a text that night too saying "come on, give me back all my light bulbs"
Hahaha, yesss this is how it should be done! Nothing illegal, not breaking or taking anything... But so, so annoying 😂
@@meisjeViv i think annoying is the best kind of petty. And hopefully involving glitter.
As a maintenance worker I have some ideas. Instead of putting things in the vents gorilla tape them on the attic crawl space door or tile. Turn off all the electricity, take the face plate off every switch and outlet, loosen the ground wire. Turn off the water at the street and every fixture, loosen the angle stops, leave water off for them to turn on.
Put gravel in the disposal. Put lard in the dishwasher drain tube. Take the drip pan out from under the refrigerator, while you are there take a wheel too.
If you want to go really far with it you can reroute the incoming water to go right back out into the sewer. It will stay running constantly and the next bill will be thousands. If there is a microwave, take the screws only out of the raised area on the back or bottom. Eventually the microwave will have a slow death.
Take the garage door sensors. Disconnect the wires to the inside garage door button and twit them together, fasten down, put the cover back on.
Take the belt out of the vacuum. Replace the dish soap with hair gel. Pour silicone caulking down the tub drain and let it dry. Take the shower head off and put a quick dissolving clothes dye tablet inside or just glue. The pressure might be enough to pop the shower head to pieces.
Pull up corners of the carpet and put things to rot underneath, like dead frozen mice sold in pet stores. Put roaches in a cardboard cracker box and leave it in the cupboard.
Happy Hunting!!
Speaking of petty afterthoughts.. I remember going to see Wicked with my mom and sister (fall 2021) and it was one of their first however many showings. So throughout the experience they reminded you to be courteous and wear your mask etc. There was an older couple (of course) that was basically openly refusing to wear their masks and I said a little too loudly that we needed to leave that area because SOME people didn’t know how to respect others and wear their masks. The husband said something like “they don’t work anyway” and I couldn’t do anything but be angrily flustered and walked away but literally seconds later I thought why didn’t I say “well neither does your dick, but I bet you still try to use it anyway.”
My petty story: my ex had sex with my best friend at the time in our guest bedroom while I was asleep in our master bedroom. The day I left him, I peed in his favorite Versace cologne. I saw him a month later cause I needed to have him sign papers. He pulled up to the parking spot next to me and right before he got out he sprayed the same Versace cologne all over himself.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My petty: I was dating a guy in college and left the country for a semester abroad. Half way through the semester I found out he cheated and got the girl pregnant. So I dated his brother when I got back. And to make it better, they left the baby with his mom and came back to me holding him. Oops...
I'm not sure if you were HISSING at your dad or saying HEY in a "hissing way", but whatever you did, I literally fell off my bed laughing loud as hell! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My husband is not a fan of shoes that don’t have laces, except house slippers. He also loves his hot sauce, im talking next level, would make you cry and he could go on “The hot ones” and eat all the wings and just not a nibble. He has a collection of about 50 sauces that take up two door shelves in our fridge. My petty would be cutting the laces to make it look like they are still useable and I’d take all the hot sauces. Also the taco meat and all spices. No spicy taco night for you 😂🤣😂. I’m very fortunate that he’s a great man and we look forward to sharing our life together.