the best of the bard | a jaskier playlist
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- Опубликовано: 17 дек 2021
- a playlist for everyone’s favourite bard to celebrate the witcher season two 🐺
(ooop i forgot fishmonger's daughter + you think you're safe 😳 might remake this vid one day to include EVERYTHING!)
artist; joey batey
picture; the witcher, s1ep6 
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Jaskier: with your swords and your stupid hair
Also Jaskier: that song could be about anyone
Yes, because no one leaves any tastes in his mouth, thank you VERY much!
Jaskier: Could be about anyone..anyone....also I'm so very much NOT gay for Geralt....absolutely not..
Yennefer: *raises an eyebrow*
Jaskier: okay fine..
@@LostGirLwanders "Gay? For..Geralt?..now why would you-okay maybe a little bit"
Jaskier walked so Taylor Swift could run
This
Joey has the bardest voice to ever bard
Yeah, not for a second I doubted he had played dnd as one before
He's the best to ever do it the legendary bard
he IS the definition of bard.
When I think of that word the only thing that comes to mind is Joey. For he is THE bard
He's a real bardass
Ah, you put it in words
If Jaskier is considered a terrible bard in this world then who the fuck else is there that can beat these absolute masterpieces
Only masterpieces thanks to geralt but you gotta point
How is he considered terrible when he has such a voice!? Like damn, I could listen to it for hours.
Because he's ahead of his time mate
@@corinnae.7877 I HAVE listened to it for hours xD
Jaskier is a great no the best bard to ever grace the world of the Witcher
His 'how disappointing' will always get me lol
How else you gonna insult people politely
It's a look in the mirror
SAME!!!
"Opinions are like arseholes, which everybody's got" 😲👏👏
I don't know if that's the first time you've heard it, but in Poland it's a known saying "Opinions are like arseholes, everybody has its own"
@@StrongFreeLovin that was the first time I've heard it 😂😂 funny, thanks for letting me know 👍
I love this sentence.
I've always known it in the UK as
"Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one, and most of them stink"
@eye 1dr Y I live in the US and have never heard it before
netflix if they were smart: hey joey.. soo... we want to do a jaskier disk and we need at least 10 songs, ideally more, are you in?
Joey: way ahead of you, her's a draft for 20 songs and recordings of me, Henry and Any messing around with the songs.
i need it.
Jaskier could write Romeo and Juliet, but Shakespeare couldn't write Burn Butcher Burn
Facts
I agree
Not here to disagree, but honestly I would like a Jaskier telling of Romeo and Juliet as well as a Shakespeare version of Burn Butcher Burn, cause like... the insults, they are very fun
Cuando tenes razón, tenes razón
Because he‘s dead
Batey himself is actually an incredible musician, and writes amazing songs :D he's so freaking intelligent and talented ^_^
the amazing devil is one of my top spotify artists! they are perfection!
@@themuses3130 - I literally JUST started brainstorming for a video essay I've decided I'm going to make about The Amazing Devil - they are too good for so many to not know about them. Most only know of Batey as Jaskier and while that's still awesome (Jaskier/Dandelion is an awesome character from the show and books) there is so much more to the person behind the character - a wealth of incredible music and lyrics that speak to something deep inside that we feel like maybe we lost long ago.. I don't know how to explain it, but I want more people to know about the incredible talent of The Amazing Devil :D I don't have Spotify but bought their albums on BandCamp and they have some freaking amazing live versions of their music on RUclips. Gah, I love them so much
When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song
From when the White Wolf fought
A silver-tongued devil
His army of elves
At his hooves did they revel
They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my lute
And they kicked in my teeth
While the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Witcher
He can't be bleat
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty horde
That bashes and breaks you
And brings you to mourn
He thrust every elf
Far back on the shelf
High up on the mountain
From whence it came
He wiped out your pest
Got kicked in his chest
He's a friend of humanity
So give him the rest
That's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some ale
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, ah-ah, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
The king called on the kingdom to gather all their best
To slay a mighty dragon because it was his pest
A strange little man came forth to request a deft assist
But the Witcher was quite reluctant, the story had a twist
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh, they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh, we're just fools
The old little man fell swiftly off a cliff and to his death
We sadly mourned the loss, thought we'd witnessed his last breath
But then he breathed some fire on the goon that came his way
'Cause he was a golden dragon, not a man with temples gray, oh
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh, they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh, we're just fools
The Witcher loved his woman
The sorceress beauty
But the solemn golden dragon told them it was not to be
The wise sad dragon's truth broke what never could repair
But that lovable old lutanist won the hearts of the huntress pair
Oh, the Golden One with the golden rules
Two long-necked warriors with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh, they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh, we're just fools
We're just fools
It's been a long time travellin'
On roads that lead to nowhere
With hopes and dreams that always rot
Sometimes it takes a prison cell
The tricks and tales, the traitors' tell
To help you see that freedom is all you've got
If I had to do it over, I'd do it all again
The wind don't cower to powerful men
So lock me up and sock me up
And throw away the key
Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
You learn the more you live
They say "don't settle for your lot"
Opinions are like arseholes, which еverybody's got
So lock me up and sock me up
And throw away thе key
Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
Oh, lock me up and sock me up
And throw away the key
Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
'Cause you're through fuckin' with me.
The fairer sex, they often call it
But her love's as unfair as a crook
It steals all my reason
Commits every treason
Of logic, with naught but a look
A storm raging on the horizon
Of longing and heartache and lust
She's always bad news
It's always lose, lose
So tell me love, tell me love
How is that just?
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her sweet kiss
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her current is pulling you closer
And charging the hot, humid night
The red sky at dawn is giving a warning, you fool
Better stay out of sight
I'm weak my love, and I am wanting
If this is the path I must trudge
I welcome my sentence
Give to you my penance
Garrotter, jury and judge
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her sweet kiss
The story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her sweet kiss
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
The story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
I hear you're alive, how disappointing
I've also survived, no thanks to you
Did I not bring you some glee
Mister, oh, look at me
Now I'll burn all the memories of you
All those lonely miles that you ride
Now you'll walk with no one by your side
Did you ever even care
With your swords and your stupid hair?
Now watch me laugh as I burn all the memories of you
Ladies and gentlemen, you have been the most beautiful audience
Remember to toss a coin if you can
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the bar
What for d'you yearn?
It's the point of no return
After everything we did, we saw
You turned your back on me
What for d'you yearn?
Watch that butcher burn
At the end of my days when I'm through
No word that I've written will ring quite as true as "burn!"
Burn, butcher, burn
Burn, butcher, burn
Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn
Watch me burn all the memories of you
My man...
You are a hero.
You are awesome
YES OFFICER THIS IS THE INCREDIBLY COOL PERSON, IT IS ILLEGAL TO BE SUCH A GOOD PERSON AND THIS COOL.
Oh you absolute legend
So for those who are confused like me
In the books, Jaskier was also called Dandelion it was not explained but I like to think that Dandelion is Jaskier's stage name. Since he goes by either Jaskier or Dandelion.
i LOVE how many names he has - it's so in-character! he's jaskier, dandelion, EVERY foreign-language translation AND julian alfred pankratz, viscount de lettenhove! that's bard behaviour ✨
@@themuses3130
This was something I never knew too because I only followed the games before picking up the books.
Jaskier is the character's original name in Sapkowski's books written in Polish and it means 'buttercup' (yup, just like Katniss's sister's cat). For some reason, the translator into English didn't think Buttercup right and went for Dandelion instead, and so did the game makers (scary how many similarities with The Hunger Games, right?). Netflix decided to go back to the roots to Jaskier and you have no idea how delightful it is for us Poles. And it makes perfect sense @the muses, that Jaskier is just a stage name for Julian Alfred Pankratz, the viscount of Lettenhove
@@aleksandra9332
WAIT Netflix was actually being lore and book accurate? Did hell froze over? So the producers actually did their freaking research instead of always pulling a Michael Bay Superman!?
@@Chef-Juice well, just this once I guess
His passion for music is so big that every time he starts singing an entire choir joins him, and it is darn impressive
12:27 Now *THIS* is how you sing, my guy
Agreed I’ve been trying to sing it but my voice just wont
@@McEvoid if it’s too high, just try to sing it lower! The impressive part is singing it at the top of your range, not matching the key of the original, so keep trying and I’m sure you’ll make it sound great!
Same, I’ve been trying but no matter how angry I am I can’t let it loose. I can’t imagine the pain he had to harness.😔
the amount of emotion in the last two songs is overwhelming
Justice for "the fishmongers daughter" 😭😭
jaskier's biggest sin is that he didn't make fishmonger's daughter LONGER! (maybe then i would've remember it 😬)
it's a true bop tho!
@@themuses3130 - haha there is actually a full version of the song!!! But when I finally got my hands on it, they actually just repeated 'the fishmonger's daughter, ba ba'' over and over for the rest of the songs LOL, but heck I freaking love that song from the show. Season 1 is, imo, a freaking masterpiece of storytelling, and it's awesome that he had so many songs as the season progressed ^_^
Honestly best song he's got. It's fuckin great alright. XD
@@Vexarax fishmonger's daughter is just the witcher version of hey jude!
What about “ you think your safe” the tavern song he sings when he first Mets geralt lol. Ps that song is like the 12 year old tweets that get people canceled 😂
My roommate sung Whoreson Prison Blues as "So lock me up and suck me off" As I can't hear it any other way now I must inflict this upon everyone else, you're welcome.
😂😂
when i first watched this ep that was EXACTLY what i thought!
Same here and if you sing it for long you may confuse yourself by saying "fuck me up and suck me up" which is really disturbing when you realize that you're getting it the wrong way.
I dont even know what he actually said lmao
@@sauce6746 So lock me up, and sock me up
Finally someone made a playlist
"Burn Butcher, Burn" has serious Scar from the Lion King vibes
for real
I am Polish and I am happy that witcher is polish cuz like it makes me proud i love witcher i am playing it and watching all the time
time stamps:
toss a coin to your witcher 0:01
the golden one 3:06
whoreson prison blues 6:25
her sweet kiss 8:32
burn butcher burn 10:29
Thanks!
@@samirnp np
Thank you :)
Wait a minute! Where can i find song “her sweet kiss”? I’ve never heard this song before :)
@@glebesikov8788 the episode when geralt and jaskier are asked to go fight the dragon, it’s about yennefer :))
Thank you. I love Jaskier. I love this Playlist.
same
My husband was a bard in the SCA and one morning he was being harassed by someone after a long night of trying to stamp out fires in his campsite. He turned to him and said, "Quit it or I'll chew you up and spit you out in a song."
And Jaskier did just that.
You are Implying there is a better bard on a different continent
For those who don't know Joey does music outside of the show. His music project/band is called 'The Amazing Devil'
HE DOES AMAZING DEVIL??? WELL SHOOT NOW MY LOVE THESE SONGS MAKE SENSE
i listen to farewell wanderlust on repeat all the time its so good
Wait he's a part of the amazing devil??!!! Omg I never knew that
And they are absolutely amazing!!! omg i love The Amazing Devil sooo much haha
He does and it's FANTASTIC
i've kept this playlist on repeat for the past 2 days and will keep it on repeat for much longer bcs its so... incredible?? words aren't enough to describe how these songs make me feel
I really wish the song "Her Sweet Kiss" had better audio balancing :c the version we got has the backing audio track overpower Jaskier so much, while his voice is so great in it :c
I play this on repeat every day
joey has a wonderful voice, and I can listen to it for literally hours 😻😻
*Lyrics*
*Toss a coin to your witcher*
When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song
From when the White Wolf fought
A silver-tongued devil
His army of elves
At his hooves did they revel
They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my lute
And they kicked in my teeth
While the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Witcher
He can't be bleat
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty horde
That bashes and breaks you
And brings you to mourn
He thrust every elf
Far back on the shelf
High up on the mountain
From whence it came
He wiped out your pest
Got kicked in his chest
He's a friend of humanity
So give him the rest
That's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some ale
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, ah-ah, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
*The golden one*
The king called on the kingdom to gather all their best
To slay a mighty dragon because it was his pest
A strange little man came forth to request a deft assist
But the Witcher was quite reluctant, the story had a twist
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh, they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh, we're just fools
The old little man fell swiftly off a cliff and to his death
We sadly mourned the loss, thought we'd witnessed his last breath
But then he breathed some fire on the goon that came his way
'Cause he was a golden dragon, not a man with temples gray, oh
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh, they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh, we're just fools
The Witcher loved his woman
The sorceress beauty
But the solemn golden dragon told them it was not to be
The wise sad dragon's truth broke what never could repair
But that lovable old lutanist won the hearts of the huntress pair
Oh, the Golden One with the golden rules
Two long-necked warriors with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jewels
Oh, they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh, we're just fools
We're just fools
*Whoreson prison blues*
It's been a long time travellin'
On roads that lead to nowhere
With hopes and dreams that always rot
Sometimes it takes a prison cell
The tricks and tales, the traitors' tell
To help you see that freedom is all you've got
If I had to do it over, I'd do it all again
The wind don't cower to powerful men
So lock me up and sock me up
And throw away the key
Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
You learn the more you live
They say "don't settle for your lot"
Opinions are like arseholes, which еverybody's got
So lock me up and sock me up
And throw away thе key
Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
'Cause you're through fuckin' with me
Oh, lock me up and sock me up
And throw away the key
Go fuck yourself, you whoreson
'Cause you're through fuckin' with me.
*Her sweet kiss*
The fairer sex, they often call it
But her love's as unfair as a crook
It steals all my reason
Commits every treason
Of logic, with naught but a look
A storm raging on the horizon
Of longing and heartache and lust
She's always bad news
It's always lose, lose
So tell me love, tell me love
How is that just?
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her sweet kiss
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her current is pulling you closer
And charging the hot, humid night
The red sky at dawn is giving a warning, you fool
Better stay out of sight
I'm weak my love, and I am wanting
If this is the path I must trudge
I welcome my sentence
Give to you my penance
Garrotter, jury and judge
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her sweet kiss
The story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
Her sweet kiss
But the story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
The story is this
She'll destroy with her sweet kiss
*Burn butcher burn*
I hear you're alive, how disappointing
I've also survived, no thanks to you
Did I not bring you some glee
Mister, oh, look at me
Now I'll burn all the memories of you
All those lonely miles that you ride
Now you'll walk with no one by your side
Did you ever even care
With your swords and your stupid hair?
Now watch me laugh as I burn all the memories of you
Ladies and gentlemen, you have been the most beautiful audience
Remember to toss a coin if you can
If anyone needs me, I'll be at the bar
What for d'you yearn?
It's the point of no return
After everything we did, we saw
You turned your back on me
What for d'you yearn?
Watch that butcher burn
At the end of my days when I'm through
No word that I've written will ring quite as true as "burn!"
Burn, butcher, burn
Burn, butcher, burn
Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn
Watch me burn all the memories of you
My life would be complete if I could just talk to Jaskier about song writing and lyrics, sure he’s fictional but he is absolutely an inspiration to me as bard who works at a Renaissance festival every year
Toss a coin to your witcher is literally the best song ever. Especially for this playlist
‘I’m weak my love and I am wanting’ and I’m in love
Gods, his voice is just gorgeous. So relaxing and yet the songs are so catchy. ^__^💕💕💕💕💕
And fishmoger daugther
Yeeessss!
yeah
I want to thank the person who posted this compilation. It helped me while I was writing my master's thesis.
Thank you so much ❤
Can we just acknowledge the elf on the shelf line
Severe lack of You Think You're Safe
what happens in posada stays in posada 😉
Let me listen to this hours thanks bye.
I absolutely love this with all my soul- These songs have been in my head since season 2 realeased-
Thank you for creating this playlist!
I’m aware that Amazon wouldn’t use a Netflix property, but could you imagine if Huey used “Burn Butcher Burn” for his ringtone on “The Boys”?
Really embodying the Golden one over here. This song makes me want to bust down Russian style
When he said "won the hearts of the huntress pairRR" I be vibing hard
Burn butcher burn is the new toss a coin
these songs are such a vibe
i love this-
Jaskier He's amazing!!!!
at 11:11 where he sings burn butcher burn, the instrumental kinda sounds like snowman by sia, at 0:34 just a bit-
That's tellin' em, Dandelion!
I'm a huge fan of the books, - the first three especially, - but the series has disappointed me despite Cavill, Batey, and Allan's efforts (even the much cheaper Polish version is told better IMO). That said, I think the songs and music written for the series are fantastic, as well as the performance.
I lowkey (or highkey who knows ;) ) want a mash up of Jaskiers Burn Butcher Burn with Hamiltons (First) Burn
I love how he just turned into Eliza Hamilton in the last song
some of the best original soundtracks ever made
King shit 👑
Love him!
Bless you
I haven't even seen the show but I've listened to these over & over 😅 I've watched clips (mostly Jaskier) but 😂
you gotta start watching
Imagine, a jaskier tour
@keios 🤣
Ok, let me rephrase.
A jaskier tour but in real live!
I come back here every other day so I might as well comment haha
Some great songs here the best is Burn Butcher Burn though love listening to that one.
Thank you for uploading this
When I say I love the works of "The Bard", this is who mean. Shakespeare who?? (Although I do believe they'd get along great)
I LOVE JASKIER HE HAS AN AMAZING VOICE ❤
one time, when my parents weren't home, I got on my LARP costume and got my ukulele and started playing this song. I sang it so loud that my dogs were like WTF🤣
I have a little problem when I hear the songs my eyes will tears how I fixed ??
He can’t be bleat has me rolling
He doesn't sing with pasion, pasion sings with him!
Ale Jaskrowy flex!👌✨
Why have I never heard the golden one before??
This should win the Witcher Communities all over the world! This should be Jaskiers Tavern!
L.E. You throw in The Fishmonger's Daughter + You Think You're Safe and I wager that Henry Cavill will put this in his playlists!
I'm so in love with Joey Batey 💀
the fact that he gets desperate as he keeps singing "burn butcher burn", like, when i saw that part i was crying because Jaskier was SO hurt and like... T-T
thanks
We need the updated version with season three releasing
the only point why i'm proud of being polish is author of witcher book series and also because he wrote jaskier character
Now song is out! Can you make an updated video?
joey batey should cover tam lin and also all the other child ballads i think because i say so
Lovely.
Beautiful
such a good video it so good
How've I only just realised there's a reference to elf on a shelf in Toss a coin?
Stronge
That Witcher EP by Jackier the bard..
I cant Pick a favorite
mr ahh look at me
Where ,,zapachniało powiewem jesieni" 😠? Is Jaskier's most beautiful ballad!
eu escuto isso pelo menos 3 vezes ao dia
Why the fishmonger daughter isn't here??! 😂😡
Now that this is a bad prequel to the Witcher and Jaskier is in it there is a new song even though it’s a bad story the song is good just because it Joey batey singing and have it in my playlist
Nothing will top his first hit
Uhm, it's been over a year so, an update coming?
Who's Hugh Manatee?
6:27
This playlist is just too short
10:43 Kinda sounds like poo bears about to curb stomp you
After listening to The Amazing Devil, I have to wonder... does Joey play Jaskier in The Witcher or does Jaskier play Joey in our universe?
is there a way to buy and download this list?
♥️♥️♥️
GROSZA DAJ WIEDŹMINOWI
💞💖💞
Where can you find this art?
Please, what means "sock me up" ?
I think it means like shut me up idk
socks used to be used as gags sometimes, so it might mean something along the lines of "make me shut up"