Married bathroom etiquette

Some things in life are just meant to stay private….even after 30+ years of marriage!
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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[@Kid-Pink_88.]

Still accurate even today 😂😂😂😂

[@justdeaf-ry6bn]

OMG! Did u just hit a deer ? Lol😂😂😂

[@Philip-ux4gk]

Bring the camera it's alive lol made me fall on the ground laughing

[@user-ll8be9vt4u]

What did you eat? Is usually the question

[@donnabo3619]

I went to Mississippi with a group from church after Katrina, rode home with 2 guys in a truck, one had fallen from a ladder and since I am a nurse, was watching to make sure he stayed stable. Well, the guy driving was telling us that even after 20 years of marriage he still wouldn't fart in front of her, he asked if it was okay when to let go, I was like sure, more room out than in😅😅, burned my cotton picking nose hairs out😂.. we still laugh about it..

[@MamaJLW]

I don’t think I can count how many times I’ve walked into the invisible wall in our nearly 28 years of marriage. My man refuses to courtesy flush, ever! Sometimes it’s so bad the invisible wall moves out into the bedroom. 🤢🤬

[@scottmurphy650]

I absolutely love Bill Engvall.

[@Trapper_Creek_2024]

OMG! Man, you bust me up!
After 45 years, I can honestly say … our bathroom doors remain shut. And we do not talk to each other through the door - texting is fine, phoning is fine … but there is no talking through the door.
Apparently, it makes her body stop whatever she’s doing 🤷🏻
It’s too bad that doesn’t work when she’s nagging at me! Just close that mouth right up and turn that noise off!

[@roberthamilton9123]

bring the camera 📷 it’s alive 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lindamichael7903]

Funny enjoy watching

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[@ItzKweenAddie]

Truth 😂😂

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[@user-yo7co8gg1q]

THAT WALL IS why there's Poo-POURII 😂

[@trudyhall6188]

I have a friend who sent her husband on errands when she when went to the bathroom for a year or so of marriage. So funny now that they have 5 kids.

[@AntisocialRedNeckNerd]

The answer is naw, it was an armadillo.

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[@michellegibbs2065]

Or you are sending each other pictures of your poop!

[@adamhenrywalker]

You’re supposedly this rich and successful and you let your wife control you