What if WORLD WAR I was a Discord Chat?
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
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Europe in the early 1900's was a mess. Everyone wanted each other's land and oh boy did they not play nice. Germany sought to expand its empire as did Austria-Hungary (A-H) . I guess you could say they were a bit power-hungary. hehe. Anyway, yeah people neighboring nations and subgroups within Austria-Hungary were extremely unhappy. With the help of Russia, countries like Serbia, Bulgaria, and Romania gained sovereignty from A-H, but were still a bit unsatisfied.
With a little nudging from Serbia, a group called the Young Bosnians (or Young Bosnia Movement) sought to get back at A-H for being a jerk. What better way to do that then assassinate a major political figure? So they did. On June 28th, 1914, A-H's Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife, Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg were gunned down in their car as they drove through Sarajevo.
It was pretty gangster, but totally not cool. Those gunshots were heard around the world (not literally, that would be physically impossible as the sound waves produced would probably eradicate half the planet) and the first world war broke out. Everyone is mad at Germany and A-H for being land-grabby jerks.
At least by the end Germany learned its lesson and was never aggressive afterward.
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That for now reminded me about a quote that basically said the the treaty of Versailles was just a 20 years ceasefire. Almost precise
If only how he knew how true that was…
I had a college history professor who had a really good term he used to describe Versailles and the 20s and 30s--"Halftime."
That was foch. He was wrong by about 65 days
How I see the 20th Century, it was just 100yrs of zero chill. Not that the previous centuries were any better, but if you look at 1900s to 1999, you really still had to ask yourself what the fuck was going on.
or the qoute of "There will never be a war three times as bad" nahhh just one four times as bad.
Italy:"one one invited me😞"
Turkey:"what about me?"
Ottoman Empire actually
@@Lord_Lethal2009modern day Turkey was just the successor of the Ottoman Empire, same thing fr
Italy: “Croatia’s looking pretty Italian right about now”
@@Lord_Lethal2009 stop the cap 2:36
Japan:"or me"
Okay, nice video! The first world war is probably one of the most fate-determining and greatest wars. And the disclaimer about it being a parody probably stopped all the people from complaining about innacuracies. Plus the German U-Boats being subway sandwiches is just amazing. Maybe a video about the Franco-Prussian or Crimean war would be pretty cool, right?
**World War 2 Has Joined The Chat**
Ottoman being Ottoman lol
This is brilliant. Also reminds me of Bill Wurtz, which is perhaps the highest praise I can give!
"you schnoozen, you loozen" -Kooiser Wilhelm II, 1914
3:25 love the Christmas Truce bit lol
I would have had the beginning dialogue between Germany and Russia be between Willy and Nicky. Nice job on the rest!
The ottomans are no joke. I mean, they once took out Dick van Dyke for mercy's sake.
Why did I laugh
who named bro 💀
these videos bring the utmost joy to my life
Glad you like them :) Thanks for watching!
Austria Hungary is the Bully, Serbia is the bully's victim, Russia is the victim's big bro, Germany is the friend od the Bully,France is the big bro's friend and then Italy,Japan,Turkey join in and US is the principal who cleaned this mess up.
A lot of people say that war is childish and ww1 literally happened like a situation at school.
Good video. I really like because you used two thing i like, discord messages and countries + war. Just keep going forward :).
Btw, nice soundtracks bro in all of your videos.
Oooo love this comment! I'm glad you enjoyed the video:) working on the next one!
Austria Hungary is not a bully lol.
😂"USA cleaned this mess up"
More like..
Serbia: bully
Russia: Bully's friend
AH: the kid that fought back but overdid it
Germany: the aggressive kid
Belgium: the true victim
France: the friend of the friend of the bully
Uk and Italy: the kids that just joined for fun
Ottoman empire: the kid that lost the fight catastrophically
Usa: the weird teacher that's into guns that sided with the bully
@@Failure_studios29090Do not misrepresent history!
Underrated Channel
Underrated comment
Underrated video @@ChatHistory
Yes, finally World War I! I was hoping for the video to be made!
"Oh, oh, oh what a Lovely War"...
Probably next video: Cold War portrayed by discord where USA and soviet have an argument in the chat all day lol.
SO GOOD! I'VE BEEN WAITING
The Gilipoli part 😂.Dude you are hilarious.
I think the ottoman joke is going over some people's head haha
@@ChatHistory 🇦🇲🔪🇹🇷
@@nurgulsen2590toxic
"Gallipoli".
History Shouldn't Be Censored....
… … … 1:30
Keep crying
0:19 We don’t talk about what happened in Namibia in 1901
I forgot Africa. German expansionism, eh? Still trying it on today, via the EU (failing), and the WEF (equally failing, but don't know it). WW2 never really finished, it turned into the Cold War and local hot ones.
BTW, Japan ended up conquering the World through economics - cars, motorcycles, games consoles and video games from the 1960s on, and now via Anime and Manga. Oh, and Godzilla. Germany nearly did the same through 'Vorsprung durch Technik', but they are sinking badly...
Your so good for your first few videos keep up the good work!
This is actually a more helpful revision tool than gcse pod, thanks
was trying to find a really old (early 2000s maybe?) video of this topic but done in an old "facebook chat" iirc. I think it may be gone from the Internet by now, sadly. At least I can reminisce with this video, thank you
Sorry you couldn't find what you were looking for but I'm glad this could satisfy!
France's pfp is actually former French president Raymond Poincare with a beret and a baguette
He never left home without them
0:27 TAKE ME OUT 🔥🔥🔥
everyone aiming guns at eachother is perfect description of the leadup to WW1
Russia snapped at that nerd joke!
Ottomans: *bye im outta here*
Keep up the amazing content
Thank you :)
I love this so much
excellent. keep up the work!
Lost it at "I'm Hungary!" 100/10 👌🤣
OMG I am laughing so hard this is brilliant!!
your humor is exactly like mine 😂
Love em. Good job. Keep it up
Include the Ottomans and their fun parts versus Entente including that fun incident with the Armenian
"Furniture is hard to fight" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
another banger! keep up the good work!
I love thus channel!
War crimes: not enough😂
Amazing content!
Thank you :)
I did my graduate thesis on this, and this is just *chefs kiss*.
2:51 how about now💀💀💀
Yo chat history what are you working on next? Im looking forward to possibly the cold war but thats kinda long and has a series of wars.
I'll upload a sneak peek in an hour so so :) next topic is not a war, but still a tragedy. Perfectly suitable for a meme video.
@@ChatHistory Oooo ok👌, looking forward to it 😉
i love how America went YEHAW mode.
There really was a Christmas truce in the first year.
"Just one more fight to win"
HACHOOO!!!!
In case u know, it was the Zimmerman telegram that reinforced the states to join the Great War (no puns intended). The Lusitania only yanked the tail of the bull
Underrated vidéo 😂
germany got violated at the end
"One last fight to win"
*Nuke sounds*
I love that the fact that the German sub is a sub
What happened to Wilhelm II's face???
I shouldn't be fucking laughing
1:17 bro wants double glasses
more, I love it
Austria Hungary looking at gun : made in Belgium made for serbia
2:41 backshots
How about the forgotten war (korean war) or Vietnam war or the cold war in general.
0:20 Atleat someone finally remembers this part of ww1🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦❤️❤️❤️
I made WW III bot lately and I used this custom prompt maybe you can make vid out of it, but you need to add ending:
In the midst of the chaos of World War 3, as governments worldwide teeter on the brink of collapse and intense competition for dwindling resources sparks conflicts across the globe, Europe emerges as a relative bastion of stability. Amidst the turmoil, nations within the continent strive to maintain order amidst the surrounding chaos. However, amidst this fragile peace, Spain, Britain, and Poland, in collaboration with the United States, have forged a peace pact, planning a massive assault on Russia. This alliance, formed amidst shifting loyalties, sees the United States siding with Afghanistan and Iraq, following past conflicts.
Meanwhile, Croatia's surprise attack on Bosnia adds to the turmoil, as Montenegro, siding with Serbia, harbors resentment towards Croatia but refrains from direct aggression. Amidst these tensions, Portugal aligns itself with Argentina, coming to the defense of Mexico following an attack. As China's conflict with Korea intensifies, with the looming threat of nuclear escalation, and France enters into a tense conflict with Korea, siding with China, the world plunges deeper into uncertainty. Despite the upheaval, New Zealand and Australia remain largely isolated, finding relative safety amidst the chaos.
As humanity faces its most dire challenges yet, the future hangs precariously in the balance, with alliances shifting and conflicts escalating on multiple fronts.
Can you do Ww2 Japan and Phillippines that would be great
The Lusitania reference 💀
For now… ☠️
Little fact: the gun thet killed Franz ferdidnand and sophie thet was a belgium pistol form 1910
Zimmerman telegram was the final straw for USA.
Germany: I'll back your claims for the southwest of the USA
Mexico: I'm kinda Busy.
GB: is in the DM because of snooping.
GB bribes Mexico for the letter.
USA receves letter from GB.
USA: @ Germany wtf is this?
Germany: Its mine and I mean it.
USA: @ GBn I'll be right over.
How about cold war, but it's a discord server next?
We need balkan wars
Average day when someone blames on random people in Discord:
So is there gonna be a part 2 for this?? Like for ww2?? Just wondering that’s all
Already made :) check the channel
@@ChatHistory alr :)
finnaly someone mentioned the rms lusitania
WHY DO YOU CENCOR THE FACE OF KAISER WILHELM??!!
It's a Kaiser Roll
Forgot the Middle East - the Ottomans were there too. Horrid family but, when they were evicted, left too many ideological booby traps behind that we are still cleaning up today...
This is like papajij battle loyal
You forgot the part about The Ottomans and Bulgaria, but mostly accurate
The ottoman empire is there :) Bulgaria is not :(
@@ChatHistory and Italy. But still, this videos are funny
oy, Lusitania didn't do it, it was germany sneaking a note to Mexico saying "join OUR side, and we'll give you all the land back the gringos took" that got intercepted by a hall monitor.
0:21 roblox aeronautica music lol
3:58 Markiplier is Russian?!?!?😂
My Favorite Part 3:57
Could you also make Turkish War of Independence, please?
I'm unfamiliar with that war, but I can certainly read up on it! Thanks for watching :)
@@ChatHistory You're welcome. Your videos are good, so I've subscribed. Good luck!
You forgot reborning Poland >:c
Poland should have joined the server at the end
YOU SNOOZEN YOU LOOZEN😭🤚🏾
Gotta be quick if you want to keep your land.
i cant find the sound effect at 4:28 i need help its an emergency
Final fantasy victory song
Or dramatic stab/cue or whatever
That one person who likes history 💀
the fact he used the soviet anthem for the russian empire absolutely infuriates me
why is wilhelm II censored?
YESSSS THANKS 🙏
IDK if you can do the cold war bc it was 44 years but it would be crazy and id appreciate it
Rise of the Ottoman Empire next?
Furniture was the Ottoman Empire
“When is Mongol Empire”
But... Didnt a Bosnian shot that guy in the beginning?
The United States didn't declare war on Germany after the sinking of the RMS Lusitania, and, though Britain and the U.S. lied about it at the time, it has since been discovered that the vessel **was** carrying military armaments and munitions, thus rendering it a legitimate military target by the established conventions of war at the time, regardless of whether or not there were non-military civilians on-board.
The U.S. declared war on Germany following the alleged "Zimmerman telegram", which always felt like a bit of a false flag to me, personally. 🤷🚩
You missed out Bulgaria it was also in the axis in ww1 and defeated Serbia
yes and also italy and ottoman empire was in the war too
and also it didnt show the balkan wars
3:26 lol
why is wilhems face blurred? what is this censorship
It isnt
@@ChatHistory its kinda swirrled
bro forgot that the ANZACs fought in Gallipoli
What about ottoman, Japan, and the red army
Why did you censored Wilhelm II he wasn't bad
It's a Kaiser Roll on his face. Apparently that joke didn't translate well.
Why does kaiser Wilhem have a fan over his face??
Where is the ottoman empire, Bulgaria, and the ussr
Yea ant trump is about to be in this real soon!!! Cant wait to see it all unfold...
Damn where is the Ottoman boy...
It’s just tragic that the last tsar lost power to a Bolshevik
I know, thats some Bull-shevik.
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