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  • @cheerio3228
    @cheerio3228 3 года назад +3580

    We must cheer blank everytime he goes to his xylophone lessons

  • @swagathon6967
    @swagathon6967 3 года назад +333

    The one with the friend group actually made me mad .
    Being bullied is bad . But being disregarded by your friends is 100x worst .
    Those people are truly and utterly disgusting, repulsive and evil

    • @SupHapCak
      @SupHapCak 3 года назад +17

      He should have gone back and got them all presents then cut ties.
      I don’t think they would feel bad, since they’re monsters, but there’s a chance they might feel like assholes.

    • @astrumnihilum
      @astrumnihilum Год назад +10

      i can never even find a friendgroup to begin with (moderate neurodivergent things yknow), always feel awkward in ones I squeeze into, and end up leaving because I feel like I'm still on the outskirts after trying to talk and that post felt HORRIBLE. some people can be real bad assholes.

    • @NbNgMOD
      @NbNgMOD Год назад +13

      ​@@SupHapCakhe shouldn't waste the time or money

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 Год назад +2

      it sucks when they dont even TRY to hide the groupchat without you, even though they know you spend all your time with them :

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 6 месяцев назад

      In all fairness, he said they just graduated high school, so everyone may just be in the busiest time of their life making final preps for college and whatnot.
      My HS friend group basically went dead silent from about the first month before graduation until we were all settled into uni (which took about 6 months, give or take based on the person). Then, once we got into our new routines and weren't stressed/busy all the time, it picked right back up and we were all thrilled to talk again.

  • @chineseelectricbatman
    @chineseelectricbatman 3 года назад +983

    “I’m looking for a female human to engage in human activity with the human female companion.”

    • @youarentyouwhenurhungry2379
      @youarentyouwhenurhungry2379 3 года назад +76

      *seems like a perfectly normal human to me*

    • @fefek1
      @fefek1 3 года назад +87

      Shut it Mark Zuckerberg

    • @HuginnTheNord
      @HuginnTheNord 3 года назад +32

      Mark Zuckerberg be like:

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 3 года назад +14

      I'm looking for a male

    • @Succui
      @Succui 3 года назад +24

      “I am a female who is also looking for a male companion to engage in human activity.”

  • @davidbass6780
    @davidbass6780 3 года назад +678

    " *blank* is wondering why no one cares"
    " *Blank* is asking for support"
    " *Blank* has tracked your location, card details and address. *Blank* is requesting support, again. before its too late"

    • @itzyowie
      @itzyowie 3 года назад +36

      Blank has purchased a new m-16 blank hopes you will care about that

    • @cheesewallace5494
      @cheesewallace5494 3 года назад +24

      " *Blank* has killed your family. *Blank* is requesting support or you're next."

    • @Xyddian
      @Xyddian 3 года назад +20

      Blank is 100 meters from your location and approaching rapidly.
      *Start running*

    • @deadgamer7354
      @deadgamer7354 3 года назад +3

      Blank has burned the world
      Blank is sad

    • @eseopu
      @eseopu 3 года назад +3

      Blank killed all of life
      This is the end, Blank says
      Blank is happy
      The end

  • @heddja
    @heddja 3 года назад +2451

    Robin defending women against creeps and being a solid dude. King shit.

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 3 года назад +157

      Yep hes got some good relationship advice for toxic relationships too. My dad was like the dad that watched the football game with his friends.

    • @IAmOnFireLol
      @IAmOnFireLol 3 года назад +42

      He is a true king

    • @ozdunder
      @ozdunder 3 года назад +63

      @@doodleplayer4014 that's awful, sorry to hear that mate

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 3 года назад +40

      @@ozdunder No need to feel bad about it! I got the F out of there haha.

    • @moro8772
      @moro8772 3 года назад +12

      👑🤴

  • @Leppy331
    @Leppy331 3 года назад +628

    The child getting the present for his father and him not liking my makes me so sad. I’m only 18 and would love to have a child in my future that would get me a gift like that. I hope I am a good enough dad in the future lol.

    • @blurryphan7578
      @blurryphan7578 3 года назад +47

      Just with that train of thought you'll be fine

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 3 года назад +4

      Well just remember that was definitely fake to get internet points and sell that piece of crap

    • @reallynow7718
      @reallynow7718 3 года назад +11

      Let's make a baby and you'll see 😏
      Forgive me

    • @Leppy331
      @Leppy331 3 года назад +13

      @@reallynow7718 uh oh she’s down bad

    • @theairisamagician830
      @theairisamagician830 3 года назад +2

      @@reallynow7718 no

  • @algorscutula
    @algorscutula 3 года назад +3519

    Day 9 of appreciating the guy who is trying to get Robin to start saying “What’s popping, I’m Robin!” again

  • @SappyDuder
    @SappyDuder 3 года назад +306

    16:10 "no one spread the rumor that I was gay. Turns out I was a little bit but thats not the point"
    Robin is a big ass mood

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 3 года назад +25

      Robin was a little too relatable when he said that

    • @unbearabletruth4310
      @unbearabletruth4310 3 года назад +1

      Why can't I dislike comments

    • @SappyDuder
      @SappyDuder 3 года назад +14

      @@unbearabletruth4310 you can, it just doesn't do anything, it's youtube, not reddit, all it does is give you one little blue thumbs down

    • @SappyDuder
      @SappyDuder 3 года назад +4

      @@Minceraft69 I'm aware, but its fun to pretend that they aren't being an asshole and are just stupid and don't know how to dislike things

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 3 года назад +1

      @@SappyDuder lol sorry i wasn't sure, I'll delete my comment

  • @makii7408
    @makii7408 3 года назад +337

    05:00 this reminds me of the 35+ year old guy that hinted on loving me after playing a game together twice and chatting for like 3 days, naive me thought I was interpreting wrong and a month or two later a friend sends me messages he sent them about how I was "all over him" but then later when I started distancing myself that I was "toying with him". I am 16.

    • @jeannefourie4704
      @jeannefourie4704 3 года назад +36

      Omw yikes

    • @curious_xgirl5264
      @curious_xgirl5264 3 года назад +22

      Are you okay?

    • @makii7408
      @makii7408 3 года назад +69

      @@curious_xgirl5264 yup yup, cut all ties around two weeks ago, I wouldve done it earlier but had to tell some people about it and get a few promises to make it impossible for him to contact me

    • @kidsgamingytbythetbot8652
      @kidsgamingytbythetbot8652 3 года назад +4

      that man is very sussy 0-0

    • @youarentyouwhenurhungry2379
      @youarentyouwhenurhungry2379 3 года назад +8

      @@kidsgamingytbythetbot8652 *IS THAT AN AMONGUS REFERENCE?!?!?*

  • @jazzycakes6294
    @jazzycakes6294 3 года назад +283

    The feeling unsexy to her boyfriend one... My boyfriend saw it, and cringed HARD. He said that his last relationship ended up like that. They had a lot of problems and she tried to fix it with sex and resisted his attempts to talk it out, so he ended up not wanting it from her.

    • @altaccount393
      @altaccount393 3 года назад

      Aight

    • @idamations7982
      @idamations7982 3 года назад +8

      Yeah we don't know the background behind that one but it really did just seem like she wanted something from the relationship and he wasn't giving it to her and she was devastated, not really the not working out issues thing, tho of course it could be that, tho let's not assume the worst

    • @herminbean
      @herminbean 3 года назад +26

      I was gonna comment about that one. Think it's a bit harsh saying he's either "going through male menopause" or "he's just a dick". Guys are allowed to not want to have sex. He ain't a dick for turning down sex. There could be a number of things happening in that relationship that we don't know about, bit strange to jump to the conclusion that something is wrong with the guy

    • @jazzycakes6294
      @jazzycakes6294 3 года назад +16

      @Topaz Pie Eh. To some, it's just a genuine human need, like thirst or hunger. You can satisfy it yourself, sure, but there's no intimacy in that. Some people also crave that kinda connection with their partner. If things aren't going well, however, or if you ask for it too much, it becomes tiresome, more like a duty or chore. It's better to say no at that time, and either leave or fix things.

    • @basilbat273
      @basilbat273 3 года назад +4

      @Topaz Pie It's like less sex more not being wanted or for lack od a better term , "used"

  • @kyemaly7488
    @kyemaly7488 3 года назад +308

    Ah yes. Watching people being cringey helps me forget all the times I’ve been cringey

    • @kyemaly7488
      @kyemaly7488 3 года назад +10

      @Diz is no1 I shall not trust the link

    • @kyemaly7488
      @kyemaly7488 3 года назад +1

      @Nine Tailed Fox what is the link? I don’t want to get Rick rolled

    • @kyemaly7488
      @kyemaly7488 3 года назад +1

      @Ochaccy-Chan Ok thx

    • @fefek1
      @fefek1 3 года назад +3

      You made me remember that moment when I wanted to scare my brother and knock on the bathroom door and made a weird noise when he was in the bathroom when I was like 12 but then I found out it was my dad in the bathroom and I just silently walked away in cringe

    • @HemiHami
      @HemiHami 3 года назад

      I’m literally cringe he happy

  • @krestus6715
    @krestus6715 3 года назад +692

    I actually use male and female in day to day conversations... like in male patient and in female patient. Don't know why anyone would use it outside scientific and medical fields

    • @milkmobile
      @milkmobile 3 года назад +96

      I use female out of my healthcare classes sometimes bc it's very difficult to say "girl" for me bc I struggle pronouncing my r's - other than that yeah it's weird

    • @TarisLuna
      @TarisLuna 3 года назад +116

      Those are pretty much the only times it's acceptable.
      Maybe in art too, if you make vaguely humanoid kreatures.
      But even that might be strange, because who needs to know an artworks gender.

    • @qyxzy-
      @qyxzy- 3 года назад +16

      @@TarisLuna nah that’s fine to do that

    • @MiniMia48
      @MiniMia48 3 года назад +38

      I use them ironically sometimes to sound like a smartass. I feel like using it for anything other than that and the rest of the things mentioned here is just weird.

    • @3173_Delta
      @3173_Delta 3 года назад +24

      Yeah, I recently made the post about biology on here, so I decided to write stuff like "Females do actually have a 3rd hole"(wee s3x ed sucks so I decided to explain stuff), because biology kinda do be on ur sex and not gender,
      But otherwise like on the post in the vid, yikes dude just say woman, and if you need cis woman say cis woman, it's that easy 🥴

  • @sarahgray430
    @sarahgray430 3 года назад +745

    The gentleman looking for someone to inheirit his business might actually be a very interesting person who worked all his life and never had a chance to look for a wife. Also, my parents started forgetting my birthday when I was 14, so I learned how to bake my own birthday cake, and now that my daughter (whose birthday is 18 days after mine) is getting to be that age she and I will be baking our birthday cake together, and I will always try to do something for her birthday.

    • @twendos833
      @twendos833 3 года назад +30

      Awesome way to go about it, yo. Good luck!

    • @anstupid4093
      @anstupid4093 3 года назад +44

      @@TheMaskedFox288 Glad to know you refuse to try and understand others and instead opt for hating them! You'll fit in well here on the internet!

    • @TheMaskedFox288
      @TheMaskedFox288 3 года назад +24

      @@anstupid4093 also he's using craigslist. No sane human uses craigslist for serious listings.

    • @averagehumanbeing7932
      @averagehumanbeing7932 3 года назад +8

      @@TheMaskedFox288 go away we didn't ask for your opinion

    • @averagehumanbeing7932
      @averagehumanbeing7932 3 года назад +18

      @@TheMaskedFox288 but you're right on the second one, who tf uses Craigslist

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 3 года назад +160

    If you're ever feeling down about yourself, know that there are people out there who are actively being disgusting and pathetic while living in denial about it, much like those who end up in this subreddit.
    Many people may not realize it, but acknowledging that you are in a dark place in life is a significant stepping stone towards a healthier mind. Never be afraid to talk about it, and don't feel shame in doing so, because confessing that you have mental health problems already makes you leagues better than those who have thrown away their own moral compass in life and become delusional.

  • @jjr5453
    @jjr5453 3 года назад +504

    also i just want to say as a girl thank you for being generally respectful of women even recognizing that calling women “females” is a red flag

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 3 года назад +35

      It makes me lose faith in humanity that this isn't the norm

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 3 года назад +15

      @@Tixio_T I'd say that could still sound weird. the exceptions that I see are like, medical or scientific things.

    • @toast5850
      @toast5850 3 года назад +5

      @@KingJellyfishII it may come off worse saying that she is his girlfriend

    • @KingJellyfishII
      @KingJellyfishII 3 года назад +10

      @@toast5850 yeah but you can rephrase it easily not to sound like that. "she's my girl friend" -> "she's my friend who's a girl" typed thing

    • @Yashiaski
      @Yashiaski 3 года назад +5

      @@KingJellyfishII that just makes me feel like I'm using bad grammar tho

  • @jonathan_aitken
    @jonathan_aitken 3 года назад +90

    1:02
    “Did you die?”
    “Sadly yes….but I lived!”

    • @qyxzy-
      @qyxzy- 3 года назад

      @Nine Tailed Fox u were right lol this bot goes to every comment lmao

    • @qyxzy-
      @qyxzy- 3 года назад

      @Diz is no1 STFUUUUUU U BOT

    • @godelemender8009
      @godelemender8009 3 года назад

      @Nine Tailed Fox god damn what type of future vision do you have

    • @The76Hoff07
      @The76Hoff07 3 года назад

      @Nine Tailed Fox no

    • @shibs9971
      @shibs9971 3 года назад +1

      @@godelemender8009 Never underestimate the MTF's power

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +47

    "$6 + Figure revenue business"
    I like to think that it's actually a business selling figurines, and he made a total of six dollars doing it.

  • @maelorn69420
    @maelorn69420 3 года назад +336

    I miss the times where the indian dudes used to be like "Hello, I am undor da wator, please help me, here's too much raining"

    • @maelorn69420
      @maelorn69420 3 года назад +16

      @Nine Tailed Fox hold this king. 👑

    • @maelorn69420
      @maelorn69420 3 года назад +4

      @Nine Tailed Fox just gave you back what's yours

    • @tree561
      @tree561 3 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @DivineDefect
      @DivineDefect 3 года назад +2

      @Rishab Tirupathi We owe you everything.

    • @TheNamesArif
      @TheNamesArif 3 года назад

      @Rishab Tirupathi oooOooOOOOooo

  • @QuiteSpiffing
    @QuiteSpiffing 3 года назад +65

    ❤ THANK YOU! I have been trying to hammer home the point that "female" works only as an adjective, and is both really creepy and dehumanizing to use it as a noun.

    • @75ur15
      @75ur15 3 года назад +2

      It is literally both, as is male, it can be used as either and nothing dehumanizing about using the literal meaning of a word when it bears no part of meaning for or against humanity. We are also animals, as mammals, is that dehumanizing? I will grant you there are contexts where a word can be used to belittle or dehumanize someone, but women is worse than female at that, ie
      "Hey women get over here."
      Would be dehumanizing more so.

    • @elhazthorn918
      @elhazthorn918 3 года назад +13

      @@75ur15 "My best friend is female" sounds more natural since it's used as an adjective to describe a person, whereas saying "my best friend is a female" as in a noun almost sounds like you're describing an animal or something.
      It's more suited to use "male" and "female" in say... impersonal situations, like the medical field or statistics, or when it's demographics, and is used in a purely matter-of-fact way.

    • @75ur15
      @75ur15 3 года назад +2

      @@elhazthorn918 I think that depends on context and tone more than the actual words, but that's just my opinion. In text it can look worse than it would sound.

  • @kylabacerdo2607
    @kylabacerdo2607 3 года назад +471

    first one isn’t cringe, it’s just sad. they were so proud why did no one support them :((

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 3 года назад +4

      It was cringe.

    • @thatrandomguy6232
      @thatrandomguy6232 3 года назад +22

      @@BeczaBot "it was cringe[period]"

    • @starryy1044
      @starryy1044 3 года назад +42

      @@BeczaBot
      not really

    • @altaccount393
      @altaccount393 3 года назад +1

      Yeh

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 3 года назад +15

      You shouldn't rely on others to make you happy for doing something to make yourself happy.

  • @BrutalJambon
    @BrutalJambon 3 года назад +32

    16:03 Unfortunately the "Popular girl vs Extremely shy/Awkward dude" makes me think this was probably a long running joke anyway. If he had actually tried to flirt back or act on her "propositions", she might have made fun of him/humiliated him for "thinking he had a chance" or something like that.

  • @Provker
    @Provker 3 года назад +17

    8:25 that was actually a clever move from Alex Bale along with the Cynical Critic, creating a subplot to his SpongeBob Conspiracies, (which yall definitely should check out)

  • @foxmonx
    @foxmonx 3 года назад +112

    Yes cheer me on please.

  • @argenta7658
    @argenta7658 3 года назад +70

    17:36 Whoever wrote that is too kind for their girlfriend. That is just… wow.

    • @BitterJoyXx
      @BitterJoyXx 3 года назад +14

      Not to make a deal about it but I appreciate you useing "their" really helps assholes know that not everyone who has a girlfriend goes by "he"

    • @Jake-uc1fs
      @Jake-uc1fs 3 года назад +7

      @@BitterJoyXx ok I may sounds rude, but what's is up with this pronoun stuff I'm seeing. Like one time I just seen a comment section being offended because the op use the pronoun she to a biological woman but that said woman goes by (I don't remember the pronoun that she prefers to use). Why all of sudden the pronoun feel like as offending as "you are not gay, you just need to meet the right person"

    • @BitterJoyXx
      @BitterJoyXx 3 года назад +5

      @@Jake-uc1fs Because it's like saying sir instead of ma'am, you aren't a sir so you correct them to ma'am because it's rude to assume someone went by sir. Yknow? Like for instance if I got called a She I'd feel suddnely like my dysphoria is wrong and that I am a she not a they, it's about wanting others to use the correct promouns otherwise it's offensive and disrespectful(unless of course you don't know, than you say they/them)

    • @Jake-uc1fs
      @Jake-uc1fs 3 года назад +4

      @@BitterJoyXx this kind of stuff is too complicated for me, back in the day you say he if you referring to a man and she if woman but now I feel like there's already hundred of way to refer to a person. You know what I'm going to use "it" to call people (unless they correct me) since this is internet anyway

    • @meleter8107
      @meleter8107 3 года назад +11

      @@Jake-uc1fs I think 'it' is usually in reference to objects and such. Just use 'they'

  • @bluetiger2468
    @bluetiger2468 3 года назад +89

    6:33. I kinda understand that reaction. It can be really embarrassing when someone puts a spot light on you at pretty much calls you out on the internet. And now everyone is waiting for you to say "I love you" back. Never confess your love to someone under the public's eye. It's super immature and you're pressuring them to be nice or else everyone will see them as a bad person.

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 3 года назад +4

      Idk I feel like they are both just memeing

    • @ariahjames4340
      @ariahjames4340 3 года назад

      I don't

    • @gurepbell
      @gurepbell 3 года назад

      @@billcipher8645 wtf no

    • @doubleaabattery7562
      @doubleaabattery7562 3 года назад +5

      Okay but did they really have to say they hate them and never liked them ever?? They couldn’t just say “hey let’s not talk about this in public”? Sounds like the red blank is just a giant POS who was manipulating blue blank

    • @bluetiger2468
      @bluetiger2468 3 года назад +7

      @@doubleaabattery7562 Yeah, they should have talked to them about it privately. But they probably let their frustrations get to them. I remember a while back, someone joined a discord group chat I was in and this new person kept wanting my attention and @ing me 3 times a day. They were always "nice" to me, but all this unwanted attention from a stranger was really irritating. I ended up talking to them about it and they stopped. But I feel like this person had a similar experience, except they kept quiet. They didn't tell them to stop. Until they flat out exploded when this person confessed their love for them publicly so they retaliated by rejecting them harshly publicly. How the person reacted was immature and wrong but it's also immature and wrong to confess your love for someone online instead of to them privately.

  • @benny_lemon5123
    @benny_lemon5123 3 года назад +65

    Robin makes the best exasperated, salty motivational speaker honestly

  • @KaitoGillscale
    @KaitoGillscale 3 года назад +120

    Robin you’re a gem. Always a good video when you’re narrating.

  • @thedetectove
    @thedetectove 3 года назад +16

    13:53 That is when you add all to a group chat(except the one girl) And ask why they stayed silent. If no one gives a care, ignore all of them. That person doesn’t deserve those people.

  • @mehhssi3667
    @mehhssi3667 3 года назад +61

    "but why dad" made me sad

    • @paleoprodigy1044
      @paleoprodigy1044 3 года назад +3

      But why dad? :(

    • @swagathon6967
      @swagathon6967 3 года назад +11

      That shit breaks my heart .
      The saying goes “ every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child “

    • @mehhssi3667
      @mehhssi3667 3 года назад +3

      @@swagathon6967 facts man

  • @socialist_elmo
    @socialist_elmo 3 года назад +14

    remembering stuff from high school is always painful

  • @salemkitty5786
    @salemkitty5786 3 года назад +7

    5:40
    It is a LOT more complicated than that. Assets ? Finances ? Social pressures to be married and stay married ?

  • @pringlebatch
    @pringlebatch Год назад +2

    Robin saying "Turns out I was a little bit (gay)" made me laugh, because Same! Why is it the bullies always know before we do? 😅

  • @Abstract_zx
    @Abstract_zx 3 года назад +13

    5:08 idk about anyone else but when i hear "ok thats it im done hiding my feelings" i expect a pissed off anger vent not a love confession

  • @B2wasTaken
    @B2wasTaken 3 года назад +121

    Can we get a round of applause for Head of Security: Otto the Dog

  • @snom4482
    @snom4482 3 года назад +29

    About the “parasite is a bad movie” it’s an arg from Alex bale, the guy who created pizza time, so that channel is a troll

  • @RealRedRabbit
    @RealRedRabbit 3 года назад +32

    8:04 OR... he just doesn't want to have sex with her. You can't force someone to have sex with you. If the roles were reversed here and it was a guy crying that "my girlfriend won't have sex with me" the response would be different. No woman is obligated to have sex with a guy, even if they're in a relationship, just as no guy is obligated to have sex with a woman either. Respect boundaries.

    • @SupHapCak
      @SupHapCak 3 года назад

      It’s different when it’s your SO, as the whole point of getting to girlfriend/boyfriend stage is to have sex, unless you’re into casual hook-ups.

    • @RealRedRabbit
      @RealRedRabbit 3 года назад +24

      @@SupHapCak the whole point of getting to girlfriend/boyfriend stage is most certainly NOT to have sex. If that's the reason to date someone you're gonna ensure your relationships don't work out long term.

    • @Kiara-M
      @Kiara-M 2 года назад +5

      I think the issue was that she felt unwanted and unloved by her boyfriend, so she thought her action would make him want to love her. Hence why she felt humiliated when she was ignored.

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle 2 года назад

      @@SupHapCak this belongs on r/sadcringe

    • @coconutmomentyeah
      @coconutmomentyeah 2 года назад +1

      THANK YOU! I was about the comment this.
      He isn’t a piece of shit, I’m really surprised they called him that.

  • @Envviro
    @Envviro 3 года назад +13

    4:44 I kinda feel bad for Dustin here even though he is being really cringe. When nobody notices you it’s really easy to develop feelings for the one person who actually does talk to you.

    • @Dany126PL
      @Dany126PL 2 года назад +1

      Yup. I understand how does it feel. So I felt really bad for him. For me She could talk to him about it in private, but also he should confess in private too.

  • @jovalleau
    @jovalleau 3 года назад +48

    One of the reasons Robin is the best is the creative "bleeping" of swear words. Much funnier than the other that baby-talk over them.

  • @segevider3566
    @segevider3566 3 года назад +25

    My yearbook had “you are better than the bombing of Hiroshima” and “Never wear a Colombian necktie”

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 3 года назад +2

      oh jesus... what's a colombian necktie? I have a feeling the answer is going to be disturbing
      Teenagers are a cruel and sociopathic breed

    • @jakekaywell5972
      @jakekaywell5972 Год назад

      @@Ardorstorm A Colombian necktie is when someone cuts your throat and forces your tongue to loop down your throat and out of the cut, having your tongue droop down like a tongue. It's associated with Colombia due to the gang wars of the 80s and 90s, who were known to be particularly cruel in order to gain control.

  • @ayumi2754
    @ayumi2754 3 года назад +31

    Me: has had a stressful week of school and assignments.
    Emkay: not on my watch.
    *I just basically binged watched about all of the videos from like months ago till now just so that I can have a nice laugh while doing homework. Thank you to everyone and have a great day.

  • @crowborn666
    @crowborn666 3 года назад +69

    Me: *hears someone refers to a woman as 'female'*
    Also me: *visibly shuddering while trying not to vomit*

    • @etsybarney
      @etsybarney 3 года назад +6

      There are few instances where the term male or female should be used, like police reports.

    • @crowborn666
      @crowborn666 3 года назад +5

      @@etsybarney or medical and science fields, but outside of those three it's completely unnecessary

    • @VERYHEVYMAN
      @VERYHEVYMAN 3 года назад +1

      Son have you got any females?

    • @FirstnameLastName-mr8lk
      @FirstnameLastName-mr8lk 3 года назад +1

      @@crowborn666 nah theres a few other places like in rap or music in general

    • @altaccount393
      @altaccount393 3 года назад +3

      I’m a female and I don’t think anything is wrong with it???

  • @112523
    @112523 2 года назад +4

    As someone who has lost friends of over 10 years cuz they pulled the "only for the group" thing (they also basically dropped me when my mom passed) i can truly stand by the advice of moving on and finding better friends.
    As for me, i have friends that i can actually trust now. As they're not afraid to show me their flaws. And thanks to one of them i also have gotten a better job that's overall better for my mental health

  • @yourdiscordkitten8165
    @yourdiscordkitten8165 3 года назад +30

    17:48 LMAO that character is a 600 year old goddess with horns that looks 16

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 3 года назад +3

      Adeptus not a goddess... that would be Zhongli (which she simps over)

    • @woosh6340
      @woosh6340 3 года назад

      Yeah, his girlfriend is an piece of trash.

  • @beansmarine9648
    @beansmarine9648 3 года назад +34

    If there’s sad cringe that means there’s also mad cringe happy cringe

    • @3173_Delta
      @3173_Delta 3 года назад +3

      So there should also be disgust cringe and fear cringe huh

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 3 года назад +1

      I love happy cringe. It's when my dog tries to run down the hill and just tumbles.

  • @blue73510
    @blue73510 3 года назад +4

    the one where the dad cancelled on his own kid just made me sad. a parent should never be like that, thats so awful.

  • @AlexandriaSWest
    @AlexandriaSWest 3 года назад +11

    Once in my early 20s I was on a first date with a man who told me was slightly uncomfortable with sex because he'd had a testicle removed due to cancer and was self-conscious about it. I replied by saying that I was very sorry he'd been through that but that it made him special to have one ball, "like a unicorn!". He was speechless and I never heard from him again. Point being we all have our moments that make us cringe when we are trying to sleep. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷😣

  • @fringe_piano
    @fringe_piano 3 года назад +5

    "but no one said I was gay"
    "turns out I was a little bit"
    DID WE NOT ALL FEEL THAT LMAOOO

  • @moyai6618
    @moyai6618 10 месяцев назад +2

    This video reminds me of the time that my substitute randomly said “Boys, you better start working harder, the women are starting to catch up, so you know what will happen to the economy.” That really rubbed me wrong.

    • @Mercury_DumbOne
      @Mercury_DumbOne 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hey! Atleast he used "women" and not "females".

    • @moyai6618
      @moyai6618 6 месяцев назад

      @@Mercury_DumbOne yeah, at least 😕

  • @ungusbungus2486
    @ungusbungus2486 3 года назад +26

    I don’t cringe at some of these, others are just sad.

    • @swagathon6967
      @swagathon6967 3 года назад +6

      Some of them ( football dad , secret Santa) are just heart breaking

  • @trindalas
    @trindalas 3 года назад +5

    Yea that last one is basically me. Plus celebrating like the last 12 or so birthdays alone with “cake for 2” (which is really just cake for one depressed person)

  • @Inspectedbeans
    @Inspectedbeans 3 года назад +6

    yeah, i get happy when no one cares, then get sad.

  • @TenLegends
    @TenLegends 3 года назад +16

    I just started xylophone lessons

    • @Vindisin
      @Vindisin 3 года назад +3

      Hope your journey go's well!!

    • @Memenado.
      @Memenado. 3 года назад +1

      Hope that all is well

  • @eyeofcthulhu530
    @eyeofcthulhu530 Год назад +5

    8:30 remeber when we didn't realise this was for HMF ARG

  • @hedge248
    @hedge248 3 года назад +5

    "Never had anyone spread rumors I was gay, but I was a little bit" is hilarious.

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc 3 года назад +3

    That highschool friends one hit close to home. I had a best mate that I knew since grade 1 and we stuck together up to a few years after highschool graduation. I got him a job at where I worked at the time by politely asking the HR lady to look at his resume first since I knew he was beyond qualified.
    Found out a couple months later from the cashier I was friends with, NOT him, that he was quitting because he was moving across the country with his girlfriend and her family.

  • @christianjudeberbano3134
    @christianjudeberbano3134 3 года назад +3

    8:41 "if you've ever seen pet cemetery, just remember sometimes, dead is better'' ayuh

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 3 года назад +14

    Seems like a lot of us have traumas related to birthdays. i have it too... which is why i don't celebrate my birthday any more, but secretly wish myself hbd and wait for some videos by some fav people to upload on that day. Any thing is better than nothing i suppose.

    • @iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249
      @iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249 3 года назад +1

      Happy early birthday! :D

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 3 года назад +1

      @@iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249 Oh how thoughtful! Thank you :')

    • @929er13
      @929er13 3 года назад

      my birthday trauma is having a birthday in the first place. i literally wish no one acknowledged it bc i dread getting older and people reminding me of it makes it worse.

  • @Aragon-no5tc
    @Aragon-no5tc 3 года назад +3

    I'm very glad I'm lucky enough to have true friends.
    If you ever are in a friend group, then think about if you can share your concerns safely without restraint to atleast one of the people within the group.
    If someone is willing to listen to you speak your mind about your concerns, then they are a friend who will stick with you.
    Treat others with care and respect, and try to be the one who people will approach for help.
    This is cheezy as all hell but be kind, be compassionate and you will naturally end up with people around you who actually care for you.

  • @coltonhau693
    @coltonhau693 3 года назад +6

    I like how he said people still play rune scape, it’s a mobile game now and I love the nostalgia

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +23

    Fum fact: printer ink is more expensive than human blood

    • @deltasexual8251
      @deltasexual8251 3 года назад +1

      What the f**k?!
      *Several gunshots commence*

    • @ddc171
      @ddc171 3 года назад +1

      You can kill someone and extract their blood. Can't say the same about inks

    • @deltasexual8251
      @deltasexual8251 3 года назад +1

      @@ddc171 instructions unclear, the police is here.

    • @ddc171
      @ddc171 3 года назад

      @@deltasexual8251 kill the police bro

  • @polaknasieci1331
    @polaknasieci1331 3 года назад +40

    The guy who called out the guy who "forgot his alt account" was actually the guys alt account, he is also the one who posted it to reddit, everyone in that screenshot inluding the guy who posted it in the subreddit is the same person, and he did it to get more views on the video.

    • @freddie5890
      @freddie5890 3 года назад +11

      I bet _you're_ an alt account too

    • @extracrispyclown2792
      @extracrispyclown2792 3 года назад +6

      that was cringe as-is but now that I know this, it's even worse
      cringe 100 X cringe 100 = cringe 10,000

    • @yaysuu
      @yaysuu 3 года назад +7

      he could be any one of us, he could be you, he could be me, he could EVEN BE-

    • @extracrispyclown2792
      @extracrispyclown2792 3 года назад +1

      @@yaysuu noice

    • @altaccount393
      @altaccount393 3 года назад +1

      Guys, am I famous now?

  • @Cocosluvsu
    @Cocosluvsu 3 года назад +21

    10:27 That's not cringe, It's just sad.

    • @dianaval6082
      @dianaval6082 3 года назад

      Some were plain sad then cringe

    • @M1stal0
      @M1stal0 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @rkon7629
      @rkon7629 3 года назад

      Yep. I just feel bad.

  • @rachelnemergut3826
    @rachelnemergut3826 3 года назад +4

    im proud of the first dude and his xylophone skills

  • @MidsizeFool
    @MidsizeFool 3 года назад +1

    i love how sometimes when something bad happens to OP robin just instantly gets Vietnam flashbacks and starts going off about how everything that happened to OP will get better and that they need to do better in life

  • @emmet3960
    @emmet3960 3 года назад +18

    Day 1 of supporting OP with their xylophone lessons

    • @emmet3960
      @emmet3960 3 года назад +2

      Day 2 of supporting OP with their xylophone lessons

    • @kiachaelchild
      @kiachaelchild 3 года назад

      @@emmet3960 day 3 supporting OP with their xylophone lessons

    • @emmet3960
      @emmet3960 3 года назад

      @@kiachaelchild mmm yes

    • @emmet3960
      @emmet3960 3 года назад

      Day 4 of supporting OP with their xylophone lessons

    • @baloongis6028
      @baloongis6028 3 года назад

      Day 4.5 of appreciating op for his xylophonr lessons

  • @yesanameirequested1682
    @yesanameirequested1682 Год назад +1

    I am gonna be honest, having an hologram is worse than suffering alone. It's like having online friends, they are great to have, but at the end of the day, they are what they are.

  • @Marlin123
    @Marlin123 3 года назад +3

    10:35 he would have gotten birthday wishes if he would have gone

  • @dieselrage9723
    @dieselrage9723 Год назад +1

    Your cat will remember this and is just waiting for the perfect day to get revenge

  • @carykindahot8206
    @carykindahot8206 3 года назад +9

    I collect toes for a living

  • @daashazireael6613
    @daashazireael6613 3 года назад +2

    I used to talk and flirt with the nerdy dudes in school because they actually treated me like a person and not an object but they were all so clueless and never flirted back or asked me out.
    They were nice and didn't try and grope me and actually talked to me like I was on their level even when I was having them teach me how to play Magic or stuff with school work.

  • @theholyknight2581
    @theholyknight2581 3 года назад +12

    Do not help him.

  • @paultonacci1026
    @paultonacci1026 3 года назад +1

    your level of emotional investment in this subreddit takes this to another level

  • @whyiwakeup6460
    @whyiwakeup6460 2 года назад +4

    8:06 this guy’s whole channel is a part of an arg. It’s all satire and there’s interesting lore

  • @kylelagadon8529
    @kylelagadon8529 3 года назад +1

    2:50 No no no, that message is to tell him he needs positive friends in his life and the negative ones are dragging him down.

  • @Super0of4
    @Super0of4 3 года назад +6

    10:12
    He thinks he'd be a protagonist but he's really just one of those guys in the back with brown hair who doesn't even have a face

  • @nitrobilder12
    @nitrobilder12 2 года назад +1

    Love the max jokeing in every way then flip to a bit serious like sorry I over stepped but it's a joke

  • @TTKtheYoutuber
    @TTKtheYoutuber 3 года назад +16

    this cured my depression

  • @quinnsmal4975
    @quinnsmal4975 2 месяца назад +1

    The people in these videos make me love the block button

  • @imthesadsandwitch1489
    @imthesadsandwitch1489 3 года назад +6

    All of these birth days are making me remember the time every one forgot it was my birth day even tho I have been hiping it up for the 2 week bofore and a joust cried when I came home

  • @MOSCOWDEATH161
    @MOSCOWDEATH161 3 года назад +3

    13:38 omg I feel this, this in particular has never happened to me but im always scared to partake in group stuff with my friend group because im always scared that they'll do this, hasn't happened yet though so know : )

  • @sophiags4240
    @sophiags4240 3 года назад +3

    Okay, but at 3:05, did anyone else read the other comments in the yearbook? The blue one was the biggest, but ALL of them on the page were mean. Poor kid.

  • @noahkirschtein8169
    @noahkirschtein8169 3 года назад

    “no one ever spread a rumor i was gay. turns out i was a little bit- but that’s not the point.” beautiful hahahah

  • @helenburnes9275
    @helenburnes9275 3 года назад +20

    Everyone has a little sad cringe inside them

    • @MrMediator24
      @MrMediator24 3 года назад +2

      Sad cringe replaces water, so I'm 60% cringe

    • @ppchannel2521
      @ppchannel2521 3 года назад +1

      Especially you❤

    • @929er13
      @929er13 3 года назад +1

      i am made of 40% sad cringe and 60% mountain dew

  • @astrallexpr3ss
    @astrallexpr3ss Год назад +1

    I saw a movie where a girl named Veronica dumped her BF and he tried to bomb a school

    • @astrallexpr3ss
      @astrallexpr3ss Год назад +1

      Just saying Veronica could be in grave danger

  • @DontDisapPyrrha
    @DontDisapPyrrha 3 года назад +147

    Honestly I wouldn’t be mad if I got dumped for Ganyu, she’s amazing

    • @Yeetusthyself
      @Yeetusthyself 3 года назад +2

      same

    • @deltainfernoxs
      @deltainfernoxs 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @ZNEO3NZ
      @ZNEO3NZ 3 года назад +14

      Can he drink an entire can of sparkling water in one go though?

    • @Leo-wh1st
      @Leo-wh1st 3 года назад +16

      @@ZNEO3NZ She has horns and a frankly concerning amount of hentai, does that count?

    • @colloncanai2084
      @colloncanai2084 3 года назад +1

      @@Leo-wh1st wha-

  • @Swerzy-
    @Swerzy- 3 года назад +1

    10:30 imagine a home invader coming in and just singing him happy birthday

  • @CloudyChair
    @CloudyChair 3 года назад +5

    8:12 is actually an ARG and that was made on purpose

  • @thepeepeeparalyzerofficial4397
    @thepeepeeparalyzerofficial4397 3 года назад +1

    Do this again, it’s too relatable with the friend betrayal parts

  • @JACKBAWESOME
    @JACKBAWESOME 3 года назад +6

    My favorite thing to write in random ppls yearbooks is, “you will always matter to somebody!”

  • @filbertoossani2972
    @filbertoossani2972 Год назад +1

    Fun fact: this video at 8:24 is part of Muse ARG and The Cynical Critic [the original poster's] channel is just one of many other channels like Lamechial or ThisFarmIsNotHappy are part of this ARG created by Alex Bale

  • @Gaming4ever27
    @Gaming4ever27 3 года назад +22

    The only time you should refer to people as male/female is in biology class

  • @davidgomera4489
    @davidgomera4489 3 года назад +2

    man, imagine getting dumped for a video-game character. I didn't know humanity could go that low 🙄

  • @kwstassp
    @kwstassp 3 года назад +5

    Ah,it's night I'm on my second mug of tea watching mkay videos. Could this get any better?

  • @wretchedcats4909
    @wretchedcats4909 3 года назад +2

    11:25 mans really shooting his shot on the obituary post... down astronomically.

  • @hungariancountryball2928
    @hungariancountryball2928 3 года назад +8

    I literally just got a McDonald's ad

  • @hotpocketsat2am
    @hotpocketsat2am 2 года назад

    the best part about the one of the parasite review is that that's actually part of an arg, including alex bale's spongebob theories and happy meat farms.

    • @basil3139
      @basil3139 2 года назад

      I was bouta comment that

  • @82blaqdiva
    @82blaqdiva 3 года назад +6

    "come on man its Facebook what are u DOIN?!"
    IM DEAD 9:44

  • @mrhumanbeing6728
    @mrhumanbeing6728 3 года назад

    Dayum, this channel is slow going insane from these posts.

  • @lairakuromasu56
    @lairakuromasu56 3 года назад +13

    17:55 I play genshin impact and from what I understand, their relationship is completely healthy and cute.
    It's a very common joke/meme is genshin community.

  • @Stephen-Durnan
    @Stephen-Durnan 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:30 I'm pissed. That kid spent so much time making that just for his dad not to like it. That man isn't a father.