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Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @texasred3795
    @texasred3795 3 года назад +435

    "I have 100 guns in my living room so dont piss me off."
    _wouldnt be much of a living room now would it_

    • @jamsya8
      @jamsya8 3 года назад +19

      Well, living if they are nerf guns

    • @fighthypocrites7036
      @fighthypocrites7036 3 года назад +2

      Pulp Fiction

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 3 года назад +21

      Also he cannot kill anyone in there because it is a living room, not a death room

    • @viper1882
      @viper1882 3 года назад +8

      I’d be a search warrant

    • @sakurablxsh4421
      @sakurablxsh4421 3 года назад +1

      it would be a *dying room*

  • @InsomniacFlaaffy
    @InsomniacFlaaffy 3 года назад +787

    Okay that cuddle threat gave me whiplash. He did, in fact, won that fight

    • @Zomesura
      @Zomesura 3 года назад +69

      That was so suddenly gay it was in another subreddit

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 3 года назад +22

      @@Zomesura r/dontputyourdickinthat?

    • @cool-mb7fy
      @cool-mb7fy 3 года назад +29

      @@isappycracks I think it was r/suddenlygay

    • @bruhbaboi2020
      @bruhbaboi2020 3 года назад +7

      @@isappycracks lmao

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 3 года назад +5

      @@cool-mb7fy is the same shit

  • @SkkitleDude
    @SkkitleDude 3 года назад +2494

    Request: next time we get another read of this sub, can the r/iamverybadass be written in comic sans?

    • @holybible630
      @holybible630 3 года назад +27

      @obviously bot spotted

    • @svven.q
      @svven.q 3 года назад +145

      i just want to say that i’m in full support

    • @illegalcumtrader56
      @illegalcumtrader56 3 года назад +9

      @@svven.q cool didn't ask

    • @svven.q
      @svven.q 3 года назад +126

      @@illegalcumtrader56 ??? okay - i just wanted to show support but i think i came off the wrong way

    • @GenericStormtrooper
      @GenericStormtrooper 3 года назад +12

      I agree

  • @lindseymcdaniel3484
    @lindseymcdaniel3484 3 года назад +201

    I used to be a door-to-door salesperson, and you wouldn't believe how many people cussed me out, called the cops on me, crossed the street when they saw me coming, threatened me, and yes, even pulled guns on me. All because a girl with blue hair and a clipboard walked through their neighborhood. Don't do door to door stuff, the pay is garbage and it isn't worth it.

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 3 года назад +16

      I'll bet all that hate was from the murcans.

    • @forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295
      @forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295 3 года назад +9

      Here in Latin America you can encounter these kind of people all the time

    • @marcopolo-ni3rv
      @marcopolo-ni3rv 3 года назад +1

      @@SalvagedSerpent gay white boys on tiktok aswell

    • @Tururu134
      @Tururu134 3 года назад +1

      @@SalvagedSerpent The shaved rainbow tiktok girls for me. Although they're never actually rainbow colored, they have 2 or 3 colors from the spectrum plus a black.

    • @bootleghollowknight
      @bootleghollowknight 2 года назад

      @@SalvagedSerpent Pretty much anyone with dyed hair on TikTok are bad in my experience. I don't have much experience though, so I may be wrong

  • @straypaper
    @straypaper 3 года назад +300

    That one guy who started the convo with death threats and ended it with cuddle threat won this video honestly. That shit struck me with comedy and horror at the same time. Dude went from iamverybadass to actual molester in two chat bubbles.

    • @washingmachine569
      @washingmachine569 3 года назад +41

      Yeah, I’d be more scared of the guy threatening to break into my house to cuddle me than the guy threatening to punch me with his many guns

    • @mollieburge4940
      @mollieburge4940 3 года назад +3

      @@washingmachine569 “i will punch you with all the guns i own with full force” vs “i will break into your house and snuggle you”

    • @supraman_
      @supraman_ 2 года назад +3

      and then the guy after him was the fakest post ever

    • @Blunt_Man
      @Blunt_Man 2 года назад +21

      If people are talking shit in a game, immediately go as gay as possible, just not to this level. Always ends the conversation quickly and I get a good laugh at their reaction. Homophobic 12 year old kids never know how to respond. Besides talking about moms, that's the only other insult they have and owning it just confuses the hell outta them lol

    • @cerealamog
      @cerealamog 2 года назад +7

      @@Blunt_Man theres a fine line between iamverybadass and suddenlygay UwU

  • @guyonyutube
    @guyonyutube 3 года назад +1941

    "This subreddit is basically about people who think they're the main characters."
    - Someone

    • @donewitharj5894
      @donewitharj5894 3 года назад +49

      Well someone isn’t wrong

    • @HeCesar
      @HeCesar 3 года назад +16

      Yeah but one of them is cosplaying as one that isn’t a main character

    • @iqbalromana6546
      @iqbalromana6546 3 года назад +6

      aka, fake kiryu from one of the Yakuza games

    • @四季-i5k
      @四季-i5k 3 года назад +28

      But in reality, they’re nothing but tutorial enemy

    • @mearness4027
      @mearness4027 3 года назад +1

      I mean, they aren’t wrong are they?

  • @artificerdrachen6908
    @artificerdrachen6908 3 года назад +616

    Some people tend to forget that aggression is an undesirable trait with civilized people, hell, I've heard that groups of monkeys will outcast over-aggressive members and kill them if they return.

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 3 года назад +46

      Hello, I'm an internet person who used to rage a lot from stress on 7th grade/Grade 7, and i just want to make these points for people to understand:
      • If you're being aggressive, people would actually look down to you more than be scared of you. Even my loving parents, who aren't abusive in any way, have called me a spoiled brat and have told me to "ignore your classmates' chattering", even though THEY ARE LITERALLY THE REASON WHY OUR CLASSROOM IS THE WORST ONE IN OUR BUILDING AND THIS WAS THE FIRST YEAR I'VE EVER BEEN IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT. Also I've been bullied a lot verbally, even to the point where someone wrote "crazy" (in my country's language) on one of my notebooks.
      • People with anger issues and stress don't brag about how they are always intimidating when they get angry. Getting mad is actually really tiresome and regrettable to me, and I swear, if you get even one moment where you actually rage, you will be seen as the bad guy (even if it's not your fault), and you'll remember it for the rest of your life.
      • Getting mad isn't cool. You don't just "have years of pent up anger", because it's an emotion you express when you can't solve your problems, not a chargeable fuel of Hollywood Adrenaline™.
      • I don't know if this applies to anyone, but the more you get angry, the more you cry right after. Just wanted to say that for the people on the back.
      And yes, I do agree to OP. People hate it when you rage. Some people just don't understand that just because you get mad doesn't mean that you're entitled and you acted on it.
      Also just a sidenote: yes, i love this subreddit. I know that people using anger as a cool thing ticks me off, but to be honest, this is just a really fun guilty pleasure. Don't worry about me though, I'm mostly at peace today, though ever since that school year, l get even more violent when I play Geometry Dash. Hope you have a good day btw

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 3 года назад +11

      @Lone Wolf the only people who get to say "alpha" are furries

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu 3 года назад +15

      @@oncreativemode5486 No, not even Furries. If my furry friend said 'I'm an alpha!' I would probably laugh in his face. The "Alpha" hierarchy have only been proven false for wolves. Only animals I've seen that ACTUALLY fit that are rats.

    • @arsenzhuraviskyi
      @arsenzhuraviskyi 3 года назад +27

      I have really bad anger issues and I hate when I rage bc I feel like a loser. It sucks and Im trying to not rage as much.
      (If anyone has any tips to help with anger issues please @ me)

    • @Phiigost
      @Phiigost 3 года назад +19

      @@oncreativemode5486 Yep, getting mad ain't fun. Having negative thoughts isn't fun too, after getting very angry I cry even if I don't want to and my head feels awful. I just don't have anyone to talk and I usually spend time alone. I want to be better but little things sometimes irritate me. People who act like it's very badass and awesome to be like that are just lonely losers who thinks they look cool or maybe they need some help.

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 года назад +1071

    I feel like is Robin were a genre of music I feel like he’d be Jazz
    Because the mistakes only make it sound better

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx 3 года назад +5

      @obviously ???

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx 3 года назад +7

      @obviously You a bot or something?

    • @Techy404
      @Techy404 3 года назад +13

      huh it kinda makes sense actually, so what's Lexy?

    • @cherries4164
      @cherries4164 3 года назад +19

      @@Techy404 I feel like the type of music would be light hearted, upbeat, and feel good type of beat yknow? Or ballerina music, piano music if you will.

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 3 года назад +12

      @@Techy404 I don’t know an exact genre
      But a very lively and happy xylophone riff comes to mind lol

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 3 года назад +78

    Robin: *discredits all random rare insults that are completely unfunny*
    Also Robin: "Aardvark on crack"

    • @bubbafett4787
      @bubbafett4787 Год назад

      Will an aardvark on crack would speak very broken English

  • @Handletheseballs
    @Handletheseballs 3 года назад +34

    "It's really cute tyler, until it comes to dating 3d women." 🥶🥶 that's colddd

  • @mfisrae
    @mfisrae 3 года назад +382

    These people think they're badass when they are afraid to order a pizza

  • @stellevi
    @stellevi 3 года назад +186

    These people seem like they would piss their pants if someone were to threaten them irl

    • @redpenguin9896
      @redpenguin9896 3 года назад +4

      HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA so true

    • @mr.dappermarsh3213
      @mr.dappermarsh3213 3 года назад +6

      @about you Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day

    • @Lilly_watermelonsugar
      @Lilly_watermelonsugar 3 года назад +4

      These are human equivalents of chihuahua's. Lots of bark because they're nervous little trembling pieces of shit and everything is bigger and stronger than they are

    • @indeeditiscirro
      @indeeditiscirro 3 года назад +4

      yup... probably doormats and/or outcasts too. People pleasers tend to harbor the most internalised anger

  • @someoneoutthere7087
    @someoneoutthere7087 3 года назад +271

    The combination of Robin's intellectual impressions and the duche-dy of the posts is a max

    • @wellusee688
      @wellusee688 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/gfje8kAvXE0/видео.html
      .. .. .

    • @Wosp-the-diver
      @Wosp-the-diver 3 года назад +3

      Cheese is soo good

    • @mr.dappermarsh3213
      @mr.dappermarsh3213 3 года назад +2

      @@wellusee688 Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day

    • @someoneoutthere7087
      @someoneoutthere7087 3 года назад

      The replies are so random I love it

    • @thegr8estparisever376
      @thegr8estparisever376 3 года назад +1

      @@someoneoutthere7087 potato.

  • @PandemoniumVice
    @PandemoniumVice 3 года назад +42

    7:15 I'm a millennial, and I look for exits, cameras, and threats too when I walk into a building. Not because I think I'm some kind of super badass, but because I have crippling PTSD from genuine trauma and violence I've experienced in my life. I am not a badass, but I guarantee I've seen 20 times worse shit up close than this guy daydreams about. This is not a thing I am either happy or proud of. It sucked, and I'd give just about anything to have lived my life differently.

    • @kingofdeath9012
      @kingofdeath9012 2 года назад +1

      r/depression

    • @America17760
      @America17760 2 года назад

      @@kingofdeath9012 yes!

    • @j_g9109
      @j_g9109 Год назад +2

      Exactly. I always wonder why people like to pretend that hyper-vigilance is so cool and edgy. No, it sucks and is incredibly stressful. In my experience, it can get embarrassing too (moving the position of a seat to avoid back to the door... in an interview. Humiliating.)

  • @CollidedUniverses
    @CollidedUniverses 3 года назад +36

    I remember I was playing a game and this kid got in an argument with my friend, and we got him to the point where his roasts started getting…
    …interesting
    I still remember when the kid said in the chat “Carlos, snap their necks”
    He wasn’t talking about the game either, because it was a roller coaster tycoon.
    He actually thought we would spend the rest of our lives awake out of fear that this probably 7-year old henchman named Carlos existed and would hunt us down and snap our necks.

    • @Musicalquest
      @Musicalquest 3 года назад +2

      So id say its roblox

    • @CollidedUniverses
      @CollidedUniverses 3 года назад +2

      @@Musicalquest you’re correct, it was, which makes it even dumber in my opinion

  • @zidebo5849
    @zidebo5849 3 года назад +330

    The “I’d say break a leg” was actually a quote from a game

    • @deltasexual8251
      @deltasexual8251 3 года назад +14

      I think we all know what "i'd say break a leg" is from.

    • @zidebo5849
      @zidebo5849 3 года назад +9

      @@deltasexual8251 yup just wanted to clarify

    • @Vinnyc11
      @Vinnyc11 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, but it’s weird to put in in ur bio

    • @MuIchMuncher
      @MuIchMuncher 3 года назад +40

      @@Vinnyc11 they are literally virtually cosplaying as the character

    • @teero5483
      @teero5483 3 года назад +4

      Ikr

  • @lmaolol69420
    @lmaolol69420 3 года назад +379

    10:33
    That isn't someone trying to be badass, that is a quote from the character in that person's pfp, Ruv, right before you fight him, his ending dialog is "I'd say break a leg, but I might end up breaking yours literally, and I'm gonna make this as painful as possible for you... and your little girlfriend." In fact, Ruv's voice is so loud, it shakes the very place you fight him in.

    • @frogs-assemble
      @frogs-assemble 3 года назад +37

      The More You Know 💫 (but really, thanks for the info)

    • @atleast4kidsinatrenchcoat
      @atleast4kidsinatrenchcoat 3 года назад +17

      Thanks, I was about to comment that but ya beat me to it

    • @ryp3_hype212
      @ryp3_hype212 3 года назад +15

      Zavodila moments

    • @lmaolol69420
      @lmaolol69420 3 года назад +11

      @@atleast4kidsinatrenchcoat there's 2 other comments bringing this up posted before mine

    • @deltasexual8251
      @deltasexual8251 3 года назад +24

      BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
      BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 3 года назад +456

    "I have 100 guns in my living room" probably can't shoot a single one of them.
    "I have held multiple riffles, shotguns and pistols", probably can't shoot any single one of them. I like how these people think that owning or even holding a firearm instantly makes you an expert at shooting them. Especially shotguns, those things kick harder than a wild stallion.

    • @moahdakka6887
      @moahdakka6887 3 года назад +54

      Nerf guns count. If you ask him...

    • @joshgouin1436
      @joshgouin1436 3 года назад +42

      I've tried normal BB guns, even with no kick and great accuracy they're hard to use without practice

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 3 года назад +32

      @@joshgouin1436 That's cause most BB guns try to replicate how real firearms work. For the most part. I found the gas powered ones to be the hardest to fire accurately without A LOT of practice. Now imagine if they had recoil...

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing 3 года назад +16

      Listen, I don't mean to brag but...
      *I've shot a 50$ bb gun AND it's a pistol, **_i know I'm cool😎_*

    • @soup854
      @soup854 3 года назад +6

      bro I live in a place where several bears have walked on my porch and I still suck ass at shooting shotguns, the one gun that can kill a bear (beside 50. cal bmg)

  • @polydullmemes3497
    @polydullmemes3497 3 года назад +13

    The dude that was like "I would say break a leg, but I would probably break them literally and make this as painful as possible for you" was a reference to a fnf mod

  • @coena9377
    @coena9377 3 года назад +41

    9:58 Tyler’s just quoting Tate Langdon’s therapy session from the pilot of AHS Murder House. For anyone who hasn’t seen the show, Tate is pretty much the answer to the question “what if Holden Caulfield became a school shooter?”

    • @Shortie-wd5pq
      @Shortie-wd5pq 3 года назад +1

      Finally someone else knew where it was from! 😂

  • @AurieError9995
    @AurieError9995 3 года назад +136

    10:34 people have said this already, but thats not someone trying to be badass, thats someone with a themed profile/roleplaying profile, and they're quoting the character in the picture, who's called Ruv, from a mod for a game called Friday Night Funkin', its a rhythm game, just wanted to do my part spreading the knowledge to those unaware

    • @shina6308
      @shina6308 3 года назад +4

      Was about to say this lol

    • @GimOA
      @GimOA 3 года назад +4

      oversexualized fantasy countryhuman i'd say

    • @Natumi.
      @Natumi. 3 года назад +3

      @@GimOA yeah the mod literally put at the start of the game "THIS IS NOT A COUNTRYHUMANDS MOD"
      LMAOOO

    • @dunnoausername357
      @dunnoausername357 3 года назад +1

      thank you im glad someone pointed this out

    • @divineruins
      @divineruins 3 года назад +1

      ohmnymh thank you this part annoyed me

  • @suburbanvibes3466
    @suburbanvibes3466 3 года назад +143

    The Mischief Kings could be a kids cartoon villain squad.

    • @headliner48
      @headliner48 3 года назад +11

      Mischief squad gonna cause some trouble Mischief squad gonna burst your bubble

    • @khak4779
      @khak4779 3 года назад +2

      @@headliner48 got some bars

  • @quick4719
    @quick4719 3 года назад +311

    "Apparently those two have never been struck by a smooth criminal. They would've been *hee hee'd* if they did that to me."

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 2 года назад +2

    That "man of the house" guy LITERALLY has the philosophy of a dog barking at a mailman. Like the dude you started a fight with was just tryna say hi, dude!

  • @sleepyslipper9208
    @sleepyslipper9208 3 года назад +8

    “Aardvark on crack” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard.

  • @Mystic_Apollo
    @Mystic_Apollo 3 года назад +54

    The amount of jontron "ooo" sound clip censors in this is what's gunna fucking kill me 😂

    • @yoak
      @yoak 3 года назад +1

      tbh i thought i was the only one who noticed that its jon

    • @Mystic_Apollo
      @Mystic_Apollo 3 года назад

      @@yoak will always be able to tell than mans voice from others, that's a perk of watching him since his "dinocity" days I guess 😂

    • @yoak
      @yoak 3 года назад

      @@Mystic_Apollo i notice him bc im just a ytpmver lmao

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 3 года назад

      a fellow of culture, I see

  • @jeremy.90210
    @jeremy.90210 3 года назад +92

    These people think they could kill someone but doesn’t like asking for more sauce

    • @brigittefelix
      @brigittefelix 3 года назад +4

      They just want attention in the worst way

    • @av7099
      @av7099 3 года назад

      wow, you are so original

    • @brigittefelix
      @brigittefelix 3 года назад +3

      @@av7099 at least its funny. if u are mad about it, just ignore

    • @jeremy.90210
      @jeremy.90210 3 года назад +5

      @@av7099 ok? I copied a joke? You’re acting like a robbed Fort Knox you infectious troglodyte

    • @brigittefelix
      @brigittefelix 3 года назад +1

      @obviously please stop, its annoying. could u at least explain why?

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +235

    Fun fact: there are sea bunnies

    • @karenzitkus9926
      @karenzitkus9926 3 года назад +16

      Stfu
      (the bot deleted the comment!)

    • @jeremy.90210
      @jeremy.90210 3 года назад +3

      What do they look like jari?

    • @jenniflower6569
      @jenniflower6569 3 года назад +10

      Sea buns are so cute!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰

    • @Anastasiaaugh
      @Anastasiaaugh 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I recently discovered them and they are AMAZING

    • @randaranatunga7259
      @randaranatunga7259 3 года назад +15

      @@jeremy.90210 they’re small sea slugs
      Look kinda like a fluffy Q tip with small bunny ears

  • @tempura8976
    @tempura8976 3 года назад +7

    I absolutely love how Robin mentions blue haired protagonist syndrome over a literal quote from a Friday Night Funkin’ mod-

  • @TrapConnoisseur.
    @TrapConnoisseur. Год назад +1

    This one of the the few times where "shiver me timbers" is an appropriate reaction

  • @ratstyle5468
    @ratstyle5468 3 года назад +40

    Why would you have a hundred guns in your living room? Imagine a burglar finds out where this guy lives, sure you have an arsenal at your hands, so do they! ( assuming they’re just hanging there)

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 3 года назад +5

      He has zero guns in his room and zero brains in his head.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 2 года назад

      @@SalvagedSerpent AND they have the name of some ancient Aztec deity.

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +37

    Fun drinking game: Take a shot everytime the "rough and tough" person in a post swears.

    • @highchaplainerebus
      @highchaplainerebus 3 года назад +3

      I would rather keep my liver intact, thanks

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 3 года назад +1

      No thanks, I choose life

    • @kjpark0907
      @kjpark0907 3 года назад +1

      help im ascending to the 92nd dimension

    • @camarofan2008
      @camarofan2008 3 года назад +1

      I didn't need my liver anyway lol

    • @samuelgaming2124
      @samuelgaming2124 3 года назад +1

      yo Hot Blade nice seeing you again

  • @kkristalist6024
    @kkristalist6024 3 года назад +27

    10:35
    “I’d say break a leg, but I might end up breaking yours literally, and I’m going to make this as painful as possible for you…”
    *Zovadilla starts*

    • @est._dd.
      @est._dd. 3 года назад +5

      *_BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD_*
      *_BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD_*

  • @peshakaludiq7197
    @peshakaludiq7197 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact: The "I'd say break a leg..." quote is actually a quote from an FNF mod

  • @omegalefou5845
    @omegalefou5845 3 года назад +15

    7:48 there are so many ways this could turn into an enemies to lovers fanfiction ( I’m so sorry )

    • @OrangeGuyyO-O
      @OrangeGuyyO-O 3 года назад

      it’s a weird way but it’s useful

  • @matthewknighton508
    @matthewknighton508 3 года назад +25

    Man's really really think he's a alpha cuz he won in a mobile game lol

    • @503amirulhakim5
      @503amirulhakim5 3 года назад +1

      AND an imbalance compostion in favour of him

  • @veggiesnek4108
    @veggiesnek4108 3 года назад +9

    10:04
    "Someone's acting like a blue haired protagonist today"
    He meant Sal, didn't he?

    • @Elerantula_
      @Elerantula_ 3 года назад +1

      ok, loved the reference

  • @ruki4929
    @ruki4929 3 года назад +7

    "I once broke both my arms and didn't even say ow."
    ...thats shock, my guy. Add a little adrenaline, too. you'll only start feeling it once you're on the way to the hospital.

  • @tigerhack7730
    @tigerhack7730 3 года назад +2

    these people are literally the humanized version of your thoughts at 2 am of beating up the robber

  • @Kissarai
    @Kissarai 3 года назад +3

    You really have it spot on with people like this being scared of everything.

  • @shadow11507
    @shadow11507 3 года назад +5

    15:46
    His inner werewolf: I'm gay

  • @daddy-chan8056
    @daddy-chan8056 3 года назад +58

    Fun fact: Onii-Chan means Older Brother and is not actually a sexual reference. If you jokingly call someone an Onii-Chan you are only calling them an older brother. Hope y'all few people who didn't know this get embarrassed 😌✌️

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 3 года назад +8

      What are you doing step-onii-chan?

    • @Kallikallikalli
      @Kallikallikalli 3 года назад +3

      @@scottbecker4367 s t o p

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 2 года назад +2

      On the internet that unfortunately doesn't apply lol
      Here onii chan means basically the same as "step brother" if you know what I mean.

  • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
    @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 3 года назад +7

    11:36
    "I would fight God"
    Breaking News: Live footage of a man being cast Hell

    • @georgy2596
      @georgy2596 3 года назад

      I would pay to see that fight

    • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
      @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 3 года назад +1

      @@georgy2596 people like this, I dont think they understand what they're saying.
      This isn't god of war, this isn't asuras wrath. This is real life.

    • @georgy2596
      @georgy2596 3 года назад +1

      We get to see god AND we get to see an idiot get smited.
      A two for one deal!

  • @mcviolet
    @mcviolet 2 года назад +1

    Hey Ruv stan, forgot to end the quote. "...as painful as possible for you and your little girlfriend."

  • @novaraxis
    @novaraxis 3 года назад +1

    The break a leg thing, the person's pfp was ruvyzat, a Russian sadist character from a video game, and that is one of his quotes.

  • @twotailedpikachu8491
    @twotailedpikachu8491 3 года назад +8

    10:40
    If only Robin knew the irony of that statement in that context

  • @cava728
    @cava728 3 года назад +32

    “Apparently those two have never been hit in the mouth before… 👊they would’ve been layed out if they did that to me!”
    Yeah yeah definitely
    I’m that type of person that watch’s 2 seconds of the video then comments lol

    • @mr.dappermarsh3213
      @mr.dappermarsh3213 3 года назад

      @obviously Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day

  • @oscaralejandrosalinascarri9150
    @oscaralejandrosalinascarri9150 3 года назад +6

    7:45 this is really badass.
    YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE THAT IS NOT THE MOST BADASS THING.

  • @benfletcher8100
    @benfletcher8100 3 года назад +6

    I went years without crying at one point. Not because I thought I was tough, but because I thought boys aren’t meant to cry. It wasn’t until a was around 17 when I realised that sometimes I should try crying and now I’m more ok with crying than I used to be

  • @MalcolmCooks
    @MalcolmCooks 7 месяцев назад +1

    the person who says "i have no bullies" is probably the bully themselves

    • @justapanpirate
      @justapanpirate 2 месяца назад

      People would have to want to be in their vicinity in the first place to bully them as well

  • @solidzex8627
    @solidzex8627 3 года назад +3

    7:32 This clip... this clip right here.
    In all my years of watching r/iamverybadass, I've never laughed so hard in my life when the dude said "I'm gonna pull the blankets and cuddle with you all night." Like dude wtf ?! XD

  • @AngiShy
    @AngiShy 3 года назад +4

    I just love how he perfectly mocks all those badass babies lol

  • @BlueSailor19
    @BlueSailor19 3 года назад +84

    10:43 That was not an Iamverybadass moment. That’s literally one of the lines said by ruv in the midfight masses mod of Friday night funkin.

    • @nd_4726
      @nd_4726 3 года назад

      He knows.

    • @C4NDYLUVR
      @C4NDYLUVR 3 года назад +5

      Pretty sure he knows considering he said something about a "blue-haired protagonist" 🤨

    • @est._dd.
      @est._dd. 3 года назад +2

      @@C4NDYLUVR no because he said that for someone else too (that was unrelated to fnf)

    • @nd_4726
      @nd_4726 3 года назад

      @@est._dd. No. He knows. Just because he said it before doesn't mean he doesn't know. It's literally the most popular game on RUclips.

    • @est._dd.
      @est._dd. 3 года назад

      @@nd_4726 well it doesn’t matter because multiple people already said this anyways :P

  • @IssyBee17
    @IssyBee17 3 года назад +1

    As someone who lives in Cambridge... it was incredibly jarring for Robin to mention the "exact" location the photo was taken outside the Grafton Centre..... Also RIP Grafton Centre

  • @Massck
    @Massck 3 года назад +2

    15:54 that mocking "impressive." is the best part lmfao

  • @abusfullofchildren6126
    @abusfullofchildren6126 3 года назад +3

    2:15 Don't shut my boy down like that, let him have his victory

  • @brakthalas
    @brakthalas 3 года назад +5

    I think at this point if I ever get to witness a crazy situation I will start clapping at the end, just so when they tell the story they will say "And they started clapping," and no one will believe the story.

  • @victoriafandom5899
    @victoriafandom5899 2 года назад +4

    2:00 he didn't even spell break right he's so bad ass, shiver me timbers!

    • @goldngamer1365
      @goldngamer1365 2 года назад

      Bro is so badass he doesn't make me scared!

  • @formerlyyaboitom10
    @formerlyyaboitom10 3 года назад +1

    The "I'd say break a leg." Guy isn't trying to be badass, that's a quote from Ruvyzvat from the Friday Night Funkin' mod Mid-Fight Masses. (The dude in his pfp.)

  • @toxicdeath7929
    @toxicdeath7929 3 года назад +1

    0:47 my father was braking bricks with his forehead so i inherited his genes and now we're both braindead

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 года назад +14

    Day 304 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Thanks! :D

  • @billyfootjr2810
    @billyfootjr2810 3 года назад +60

    If God did exist, then wouldn't he just be able to negate his attacks? People like these are what makes popcorn most enjoyable.

    • @tryit1804
      @tryit1804 3 года назад +1

      He does tho

    • @aquabluerose7734
      @aquabluerose7734 3 года назад +3

      Yeah this dude must be related to BlackStar from Soul Eater 😂

    • @Epsilon-Eleven
      @Epsilon-Eleven 3 года назад

      @@tryit1804 You believe he does. Other people believe Krishna, or Odin, etc. exist. They all have exactly the same amount of proof.
      I'm not atheist, but I don't go around trying to insist that everything I believe is absolutely true. Because I have enough humility & self-awareness to know I can be wrong.

    • @mems5766
      @mems5766 3 года назад +1

      Well, God can literally destroy the entire universe if he wants to

    • @agentmagma-cube4628
      @agentmagma-cube4628 3 года назад +1

      God would literally be Golden Experience Requiem

  • @_marshP
    @_marshP 3 года назад +3

    "Yeah, sure you do/did/are"
    - Everyone watching

  • @mx.lilith666
    @mx.lilith666 3 года назад +1

    my boyfriend is so protective over me, when I hear emkay review this particular subreddit, it reminds me of him telling me how he'll beat the absolute shit out of someone if they tried taking advantage of me or hurt me. He's adorable.

  • @myrmatta1
    @myrmatta1 3 года назад +1

    I love it when these sad people include a picture of themselves

  • @sarahackerman3657
    @sarahackerman3657 3 года назад +39

    They aren't lame or badass. They are just wannabe Gen Z.

    • @sarahackerman3657
      @sarahackerman3657 3 года назад +5

      @Hamburglar the exiled wannabe gen z

    • @iguessthisisnowmyname2258
      @iguessthisisnowmyname2258 3 года назад +1

      A lot of kids I know at my school act like this. It’s both grown ass men and Gen Z doing dumb shit

    • @mr.dappermarsh3213
      @mr.dappermarsh3213 3 года назад

      @about you Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day

    • @boah2389
      @boah2389 3 года назад

      Gen Ž

    • @sarahackerman3657
      @sarahackerman3657 3 года назад

      @Hamburglar the exiled yeah, and?

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 3 года назад +31

    If I ever find a human being in my DMs calling him and his boys the “Mischief Kings”, bro, that’s just an automatic loser flag that’s raised into the air. The type of loser that would be placed upon a nerd in high school from Disney channel original movies

    • @leemoonlmao
      @leemoonlmao 3 года назад

      that’s one way to say cringe!

    • @Wosp-the-diver
      @Wosp-the-diver 3 года назад +2

      Cheese is awesome

    • @mr.dappermarsh3213
      @mr.dappermarsh3213 3 года назад +4

      @obviously Hey man, I know you are 9/10 times a bot, but please what do you honestly add to this earth by sharing links to videos with the same royalty-free music with titles like watch this until you find inner peace, if you are trying to preach stop it and if you trying to help people I assure you the posting a link in a random comment of a video will not help anyone I promise you. Have a good day

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 3 года назад +1

      @@Wosp-the-diver you're right

    • @frankie9373
      @frankie9373 3 года назад

      it was immensely cringe but I'd rather hang with that guy than all the "I will kill a man. Guns get me so hot I wanna stickem in my ass" 'alpha' males. Mischief king guy might actually turn out to be kinda fun once you get to know him.

  • @kayleewilson8740
    @kayleewilson8740 3 года назад +23

    Everyone who is subscribed to Emkay is very badass

  • @comradeconstantine1317
    @comradeconstantine1317 3 года назад +2

    4:43, the game is called MLBB, not really very popular outside of Asia so most people won't recognise it.

  • @CSEabdulalimkhan
    @CSEabdulalimkhan 3 года назад +1

    These are the kind of people who would start crying from a reddit roast

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 3 года назад +4

    that laugh at the start tho

  • @aster5053
    @aster5053 3 года назад +3

    1:45 THE DUDE IS LITERALLY NAME BRANDON HTHIJ4VBEHV3RUEHBCK I CAN'T

  • @Charadoesthatgaming
    @Charadoesthatgaming 3 года назад +4

    7:51 I laughed way more than I should have

  • @aeonnovaVA
    @aeonnovaVA 3 года назад +2

    Robin: we got another blue haired protagonist.
    A huge cosmic door: the emo messiah jesus doesn't feel good about that.

  • @gmdrandom6287
    @gmdrandom6287 3 года назад

    these people make florida man look like a saint

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 года назад +4

    People trying to look bada** be like: haha yes I’m so quirky I will freaking harass you if you dare mess with me *insert a thousand devil emojis*

    • @muntherdoesstuff9615
      @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 года назад

      @obviously literally shut up

    • @jeremy.90210
      @jeremy.90210 3 года назад

      Yeah I like hurting people so I’m immediately cooler then you ok that means I’m cooler if you didn’t hear me the first time

    • @purplejustpurple8484
      @purplejustpurple8484 3 года назад

      @@muntherdoesstuff9615report them. There is this dude making a lot of accounts just to spam links to the Muslim QURAN and I can't stand it. Mass report them for spam and unwanted commercial content.

  • @OwnedShadowYT
    @OwnedShadowYT 3 года назад +5

    i swear this subreddit and quityourbs is the reason the "if it wasn't recorded it never happened" is a big thing

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 3 года назад

      yeah thats why i gonna talk shit to people to get in one of emkay video :)

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 3 года назад

      There's also thathappened

  • @violenced6710
    @violenced6710 3 года назад +5

    I haven't cried in a while, mostly because I barely get hurt and my life is happy. (I am very cautious and if I do get hurt, I will cry.)

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 3 года назад +1

      ok but all the time that you lost here is one more time that you can eat a pizza with borgors

    • @violenced6710
      @violenced6710 3 года назад +1

      @@isappycracks correct.

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 3 года назад

      @@violenced6710 no i mean like there is a pizza with borgors

    • @violenced6710
      @violenced6710 3 года назад

      @@isappycracks Yep.

  • @FireInFall
    @FireInFall 3 года назад +1

    Dude : i havent cried since i was nine!
    Plot twist hes ten

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 Год назад +1

    The toxic masculinity, insecurity issues, daddy issues and incel mentality made me wana cringe till I break a rib.

  • @HAZYPANCAKES
    @HAZYPANCAKES 3 года назад +3

    9:33 it’s just an American school sport.

  • @shadowsilvertailsfan
    @shadowsilvertailsfan 3 года назад +5

    10:33 That is a direct quote from the Midnight Masses mod for FNF. Idk if that was all they were trying to mimick, but yeah.

  • @rytrongaming
    @rytrongaming 3 года назад +3

    7:38 xbox live in a nutshell

  • @A_Common_Channel
    @A_Common_Channel 3 года назад +1

    I love the sound used for censoring

  • @teewhyesem
    @teewhyesem 3 года назад +1

    “how’s it going ladies and gentlemen-“
    me trying to not rant about my life

  • @skid.mp4894
    @skid.mp4894 3 года назад +4

    10:34 or 10:33
    when robin touches on something out of his understanding:
    (ps its a saying from a friday night funkin mod

  • @Cheese-0001
    @Cheese-0001 3 года назад +11

    10:43 that’s actually a quote from the character in the profile pic from an fnf mod. Mid Fight Masses it’s called. They really didn’t have to make Ruv romantic tho. It just looks more cringe.

    • @gallonofmilk7386
      @gallonofmilk7386 3 года назад +1

      ikr thats what i thought aswell

    • @Cheese-0001
      @Cheese-0001 3 года назад

      @@gallonofmilk7386 so, are you REALLY a gallon of milk, or just 99.999% of a gallon?

    • @gallonofmilk7386
      @gallonofmilk7386 3 года назад

      @@Cheese-0001 actually im 102% of a gallon plus im 3% Milk

  • @antonovturzan2593
    @antonovturzan2593 3 года назад +4

    10:40 thats just a refrence

    • @antonovturzan2593
      @antonovturzan2593 3 года назад +1

      He has a fancharacter in the icon of a character(ruv) that said the line

  • @AESIR_7
    @AESIR_7 3 года назад +1

    That "break a leg" one is just a quote from a game mod, and im guessing he's probably roleplaying as the character who said it

  • @silentstorm_art
    @silentstorm_art 3 года назад

    "Oh oh scary, oh oh oh shiver me timbers. SHUT UP MAN!"
    Was the only thing going through my head for each post 😂

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 года назад +3

    14:28
    Ok look, Incineroar is cool and all
    But if it reminds you of yourself at all you're a furry
    Because look at it
    That's a fire bender's fursuit

  • @fallen-down
    @fallen-down 3 года назад +3

    1:00
    5'2?
    You're 5 feet and two inches tall?
    I'm 5'7 and less than half your age. You should really stop listing your height when you explain how 'scary' you are. Thanks.

  • @nrem7611
    @nrem7611 3 года назад +3

    4:32
    Me, an MLBB Player:
    Why is Argus using Golden Staff?
    Why is Brody using a standard MM build?

  • @captainchilly95
    @captainchilly95 3 года назад

    This is one of my favorite subreddits.

  • @alvaronavarro4895
    @alvaronavarro4895 3 года назад +1

    6:25 " I T-Posed at the guy to scare him away"

  • @kalebscherlie1503
    @kalebscherlie1503 3 года назад +5

    Some of these stories seem so far out it went passed The Who asked point

  • @radornic2387
    @radornic2387 3 года назад +4

    These subreddits suit Robin best. Really masks the sound of him hating his job.

  • @edschramm6757
    @edschramm6757 3 года назад +2

    7:20 something tells me that person plays WAY too much Rainbow Six Siege

  • @whereforartthou
    @whereforartthou 3 года назад +1

    sad story: I actually had a buddy and we went to a pizza place inside a casino at like 3 am, homie actually made me switch seats with him because he didnt like having his back to a crowd. He wanted to sit against the wall in the booth so he could see if there were any "threats" coming into the pizza place....He was also packing. I felt second hand embarrassment. This isn't Kabul bro, its Tahoe.

  • @thepigvillage
    @thepigvillage 2 месяца назад +1

    10:34 this is a quote from the Friday Funkin’ Mod their profile picture is a character from, Mid-Fight Masses. So, whoever put this on the sub didn’t do their research…