[Commando nigward] I hear they also have a great cafeteria and bring in guest chefs to create special menus every Friday through Sunday and on Holidays... families eat free in the cafeteria seven days a week so none of the Cobra employees or their family members ever need to cook if they don’t want to...
They also include both dental and vision, as well as Aflac if you get injured on the job (which happens a lot as you can imagine). Not only do they get free meals but they also have a great gym, free laundromat and tuition reimbursement.
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ And they've recently constructed apartment complexes on Cobra Island so, if housing's an issue, don't worry, company's gotcha covered! 👍
They come up with these best of compilations but they don’t make me cry like the stuff that’s really out of left field. Battling over PSA’s? That’s brilliant.
Kind of amazing Seth green delivers both a great Cobra Commander and a Starscream at the same time Reason I'm mentioning Starscream is because there are three actors have also done the voice for Cobra Commander and Starscream - Chris Latta, Michael Dobson and Charlie Adler
I love the use of original 80s figures with their newer counterparts. mindbender and the crimson twins are for sure originals, along with the later serpentor and a good bit of the cobra troops. same with Dial-tone and the other joe in the van, and roadblock and scarlet (partially) and duke's head in the PSA.
111 111 most people don't consider that movie canon he's actually a human used car salesman from the comics but the movie came out so even though the comics from the 80s are still Canon
starsiegeplayer I like the other version of his origin but that one isn't Cannon but I do like the emotional feeling that he had which drive him to become the commander even if he was a used car salesman
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So I have to admit, every time I've been told about COBRA in a health insurance meeting, I've thought of G.I. Joe.
This
"reads like a dispatch from the no shit clinic" The writing in this series is gold.
That's the reason why people keep working for Cobra because they got great health care *grabs application for cobra*
[Commando nigward]
I hear they also have a great cafeteria and bring in guest chefs to create special menus every Friday through Sunday and on Holidays... families eat free in the cafeteria seven days a week so none of the Cobra employees or their family members ever need to cook if they don’t want to...
They also include both dental and vision, as well as Aflac if you get injured on the job (which happens a lot as you can imagine).
Not only do they get free meals but they also have a great gym, free laundromat and tuition reimbursement.
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ And they've recently constructed apartment complexes on Cobra Island so, if housing's an issue, don't worry, company's gotcha covered! 👍
Cobra!
Plus no one ever dies.
Knowing is half the battle,
the other half is violence.
Oh No brains and brawn 50 50
Leon Petrichiutto no it's all brains
Knowing is 50% of the battle, red lasers are 25% and blue lasers are the other 25%.
@@leonpetrichiutto1152 no it's PTSD
Awareness is the second 50% of the conflict in question.
the other 50% is PUMP THE NERVE GAS
“And awareness is the second 50% of the conflict in question”
So smart yet so dumb
Sounds like something Plankton would say too.
Awareness is the second 50% of the conflict in question XD
2:16 Dispatch from the no shit clinic, this made me howl. 4:05 also an amazing touch. As well as Destro's desire to pump nerve gas.
"You lost me at she's".....lmao
Yup... that's what these kidnapped children are for....
Clintotns: looks to the left, then looks to the right.
Cobra Commander: "You lost me st 'she's'."
Painfully based.
"What?!"
"PUMP THE NERVE GAS!!"
"Start the van!" LOL
They come up with these best of compilations but they don’t make me cry like the stuff that’s really out of left field. Battling over PSA’s? That’s brilliant.
A public relations war over who has the best psa's, lol!!
you lost me at she's xD
ThaSwish that's mean there are loads of funny women, I cant think of anyone right now,but I know there are.
Leon Petrichtiutto That's the joke
Fucking sexist douchebag
@@leonpetrichiutto1152 A year later and we're still waiting.
@@leonpetrichiutto1152 two years later my dude.
I really do wonder why they switched Cobra's hood to a helmet.
My guess? Looked too much like the KKK.
I like the helmet better then the hood
@@ugandaknuckles5691 I admit, he does look better with the helmet.
A-man1998 yeah. Its a really nice figure with the helmet
Looks cooler
Oh man this is the funniest Robot Chicken so far...I'm in tears
Same here, especially the PSA cobra.
Cobra Health Insurance is actually worth it nowadays. Every trooper gets a free facemask, perfect if you're on the frontlines against COVID-19.
Love Baroness' accent. 😍
"Huh, why did they decide to have Storm Shadow with a rough rider hat and speak with a cowboy accent?"
Because it wasn’t “storm shadow”. It was wild bill in disguise.
@@eliterolo was
Like they didn't take notice of the hat.
3:44 well Cobra Commander looks like I owe you an apology. 😆😆
"You lost me at 'She'...." OMG. Cobra Commander RULES!!!! COBRA!!!^^
Looks like Wild Bill felt the the cobra's bite
Ridiculous. Everyone knows Cobras never hit anything they aim at. Cobra Commander must have been trying to shoot himself.
I know. Just to ruin a roast too
The first Joe to be put on the wall of fallen heroes.
I am still laughing 😂😂😂, Cobra commander still has temper issues 😂😂😂
Poor Baroness, such a boy's club.
Sinjin Reed
At least she isn’t a female smurf, as part of Cobra she only needs to suck one D, Smurfette has to swallow the whole village...
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Poor Baroness, born a woman.
It's okay, she went on to star in a video game where she uses her body hair to fight angels or something
@@BigT.Larrity rotflafao. I just bought One and Two for the Nintendo Switch!!! Cooooobrraaàa!!
Well cobra comander I owe you an apology ☠️
The Roast of Commander Cobra was great.
Lol 😆 😂 I know 🤣
2:27 The rare "Pimp Daddy Destro" figure makes an appearance.
Honestly that was my first thought when I saw it then I realized it wasn't an original.
Kind of amazing Seth green delivers both a great Cobra Commander and a Starscream at the same time
Reason I'm mentioning Starscream is because there are three actors have also done the voice for Cobra Commander and Starscream - Chris Latta, Michael Dobson and Charlie Adler
Ya hes ok. Latta is the best by far.
@@eazye519I prefer Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Lol
You lost me at "She's".
SomeFortniteGuy
Almost as bad as women’s sports...
the worst joke in the video
@@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ don't be sexist
@Sparticus Bookersame for u
not a joke since its true
Cobra Commander: *You lost me at she's.*
BURN! Mysonginy at its finest.
lmao.
Bring Back Robot Chicken
King_Of_The_Purge bring back? Did I miss something
King_Of_The_Purge they never cancelled, is just a takes a long time for them to make a season since they make such fluid stop motion
Get this piece of sh***t off my set! -Best Cobra Commander Quote!
You can see a guys face reflected off of commander cobras helmet in some shots
RolliePollieOllie what shots? And it's cobra commander not commander cobra.
Hahaha fucking best response
The speech impediment and the dock joke was so hilarious
Dick joke
_3:17__ Never thought I would be alive enough to see Storm Shadow Getting Make-Up with his Mask On, but I'M GLAD I DID_
Love how Baroness is like “fucking support me, babe” to Destro😂
I'm just wondering how someone as unsubtle as Wild Bill got the drop on Storm Shadow to take his clothes. The dude's a ninja after all.
the dude a ninja to even freaking ninja themselves, but it was funny thougth : )
you lost me at "She's" LMAO
apply cream to burnt areas, can't believe they had the guts to go there XD
'you lost me at sheeezzz' 🤣
Jokes on you! You know how to beat Cobra, I know how to deep-fry a Turkey!
Oh my gosh, Destro's voice👍
Somebody say f*cking CUT
I love these best of videos. AS always makes me laugh!
PUMP THE NERVE GAS!
"Somebody say f**king cut!"
This I command!
Mark Hamill as cobra commander lol
I love the use of original 80s figures with their newer counterparts. mindbender and the crimson twins are for sure originals, along with the later serpentor and a good bit of the cobra troops. same with Dial-tone and the other joe in the van, and roadblock and scarlet (partially) and duke's head in the PSA.
Destro is actually a pretty supportive boyfriend if you think about it
He was forced into it.
@@arrownoir dont forget he was ready to kill Wild Bill after the disrespect he and baroness got
@@jaredgarcia8638 Because she would have had his chap afterwards if he didn’t. It was either stand up for her or get his jewels stomped.
Yea- I love them so much lol
How dare you " what's wrong with your voice " lol 😭😂
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
_2020 be like :_
*Stay in drugs*
*Don't do Vegetables*
*And eat your school*
Storm shadow went too far with the jokes
That was the Joe operative, Wild Bill who was impersonating Storm Shadow. The cowboy hat was a dead giveaway
I loved the roast.
and awareness is the second 50% of the conflict in question!
A great skit idea, why don't they bring in Daniel Larusso to fight cobra? That would be hilarious.
THE Joker
BEST!
IDEA!
EEEVVVEEERRR!!!
Cobra commander is my next favorite villain after Megatron, Skynet and darth Vader 😅
You lost me at she's. Best line ever
A lot of villains from cobra speak like germans or vainilla voices
Well ever since a certain austrian man became the unquestioned ruler of germany vagly german accents have been the go to evil voice
Not the nerve gassssssss
4:22 Wasn't commander Cobra a humanoid reptile or something?
111 111 most people don't consider that movie canon he's actually a human used car salesman from the comics but the movie came out so even though the comics from the 80s are still Canon
111 111 is wa w
Commando 723 I personally love the idea of him being a used car salesman.
starsiegeplayer I like the other version of his origin but that one isn't Cannon but I do like the emotional feeling that he had which drive him to become the commander even if he was a used car salesman
@supermanscottforever don't look at me autocorrect sucks
Lmfao@ The NO SHIT clinic 😂🤣😂🤣
Cobra Commander sounds a lot like the Joker.
Funny. Mark Hamill voiced a COBRA Soldier once.
The original nerve glass is love
The need to make a figure of Cobra Commander with his hood and business suit...
COBRA!
COBRA
Somebody, say f@#$$ng cut !
Did she say Aberdeen at 3:05
She does. The degree even has the university's coat of arms on it, which is a nice touch
0:12
Commander Cody:
👁👁
👄
" you lost me at she's " 😂
The no shit clinic 😆
Sir Pentor was actually a nice guy in the comics just on the wrong side.
Serpentor collecting DNA!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
Cobraaaaa
Wait what was dr mindbender gonna do with those kids?
Tfw Cobra has better health insurance than my job
“Is your voice okay I wonder that to”
I wish I could get a copy of that board from the skit at the beginning.
Is it mark hamill doing the voice of cobra commander?
cobra
Glad g I joe is here to protect us
Some of the funniest shitt to watch on RUclips! Yo Joe
The no shit clinic 🤣🤣🤣
Daniel tosh for the win as the roaster!
Damn I miss robot chicken I use to get high in fall out laughing at this 💩
3:19 There's Three kids
1:27 HOW DARE U
Sounds like Frieza from dragon ball z lol 😭😂
Thinking is part of the fight
LMAO 😂
Thank you
"You lost me at she's"
"You lost me at she's..."
Wfy is the audio a pitch lower?
CyberHongo Dominguero thank you thought it was just me
“My ####, my #### is what every girl runs from 🥺
"Holy shit that sounds terrible!"
Cobra insurance is actually super duper expensive they want me to pay $500 a month what do they think I'm rich!? Cuz I'm not!
im here 4years later
You lost me at she's! Hahahahaha
Hail Cobra!
Storm Shadow is the best.
All of what I know about GI Joe is from robot chicken...