Death Stranding - Part 1 | Norman Reedus And His Amazing Fetus

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +20418

    Hope you guys are as excited for Death Stranding as I am! Drop a like on this new series for Norman's amazing Fetus

    • @andrewroelle9501
      @andrewroelle9501 5 лет назад +110

      jacksepticeye fetus

    • @cobicu
      @cobicu 5 лет назад +73

      Nice title btw

    • @arthurstilson4495
      @arthurstilson4495 5 лет назад +87

      jacksepticeye FEBRUARY 7 IS UR BIRTHDAY AS WELL NO WAY I DIDNT KNOW THAT WE HAD THE SAME BIRTH DAY

    • @heyajada
      @heyajada 5 лет назад +30

      AAA AAA CONFLICTED AAA I wanna buy it myself and play it but - buT I WANT TO WATCH THIS THO

    • @NoorAhmed-os3zu
      @NoorAhmed-os3zu 5 лет назад +13

      Hell Yeah we are

  • @tylerager551
    @tylerager551 5 лет назад +9515

    God of War: burn mom and bring her ashes to top of mountain to spread them.
    Death Stranding: carry mom's body to top of mountain to burn her to ashes

    • @kiwifit620
      @kiwifit620 5 лет назад +158

      200 iq

    • @teodorikcaratangracin9581
      @teodorikcaratangracin9581 5 лет назад +175

      *Far Cry 4 flashbacks*

    • @cadenglass1387
      @cadenglass1387 5 лет назад +46

      While she holds a baby!

    • @weirdguy1495
      @weirdguy1495 5 лет назад +254

      Even funnier, Kratos and Boy, literal gods, take all game to do this while Sam, an unarmed guy, does it in the first hour.

    • @drpepsi48
      @drpepsi48 5 лет назад +75

      Weird Guy 149 And both games have a grown man and a young child as the stars. In this case, it’s Sam and Bridge Boy. And in God of War, it is Kratos and Boy.

  • @OliviaM-hr7vw
    @OliviaM-hr7vw 5 лет назад +5122

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Oh I uh, deliver babies, and drugs"
    "Oh you're a doctor?"
    "...not exactly"

  • @cyberdemon7612
    @cyberdemon7612 4 года назад +3357

    I love how at the start he says, “I’m not to sure what you do in this game”. Little did he know that he would become a Single father that works at FedEx.

    • @tuabuelota
      @tuabuelota 4 года назад +36

      That's the perfect sum up xd

    • @samsumgfridge1475
      @samsumgfridge1475 4 года назад +9

      And it’s amazing.

    • @moonstone6164
      @moonstone6164 4 года назад +9

      As someone just about to watch this series I couldn't be more confused...

    • @justasimplemathematicallye3917
      @justasimplemathematicallye3917 4 года назад +19

      @@moonstone6164 believe me anyone who watched the whole series is still confused

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 Год назад +4

      @@moonstone6164it’s Hideo Kojima he is known for confusing games. This is probably the most confusing.

  • @UnGodlyGod7365
    @UnGodlyGod7365 3 года назад +3878

    I found this review on steam and I felt that more people should read it:
    In this game, Norman Reedus meetus a fetus, but Reedus had to yeetus the fetus and feedus the fetus to the heatus but Reedus needus the fetus to beatus the BTeedus so they don't eatus the Reedus and the fetus, so Deadman agreedus to Reedus' pleadus so that the mission could succeedus. It's pretty neatus.
    The review was by outplaydx and it was what finally convinced me to buy the game

    • @bradleyreno9329
      @bradleyreno9329 3 года назад +138

      dude try saying that ten times fast i had had trouble reading that but that is funny and morbidly awesome🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎

    • @Danidripxy
      @Danidripxy 3 года назад +100

      My god. This is my new favorite thing this week.

    • @sevrenkingery9106
      @sevrenkingery9106 3 года назад +45

      The greatest most lengendary review of something on the planet.

    • @JupiterKnight
      @JupiterKnight 3 года назад +5

      sus

    • @lunalee2158
      @lunalee2158 2 года назад +39

      Reading that stoned had me laughing so hard.

  • @chiliekman1916
    @chiliekman1916 5 лет назад +17466

    Jack: “Finally, we’re gonna find out what Death Stranding is actually about”
    Kojima: Well yes, but actually no.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 лет назад +696

      Kojima: "No, I don't think you will."

    • @chiliekman1916
      @chiliekman1916 5 лет назад +234

      Thank you for the heart Jack!

    • @abhilekh4134
      @abhilekh4134 5 лет назад +121

      Well, if you finish it. it is understandable and it's freaking awesome and sad at the same time.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 5 лет назад +328

      So there's a guy who can come back to life, he delivers crap through fields that are full of floating dead people. He hooks a fetus to his stomach so he can see those floating dead people. If a dead person isn't burned up, they BECOME more floating dead people. If those floating dead people eat a not dead person, kaboom.

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 5 лет назад +20

      MetroidJunkie
      Thank you friend

  • @m3ng252
    @m3ng252 5 лет назад +3472

    “The plastic we’re wearing is not melting”
    Not super iconic but that sentence got some weight.

    • @the_best_smurf3561
      @the_best_smurf3561 5 лет назад +15

      Ummm I don't get it no offense of course can u explain it?

    •  5 лет назад +242

      Yo I think it takes million years for plastic decomposition...Timefall is not that much powerful...

    • @MULTIAPPLECATZRULEMLP
      @MULTIAPPLECATZRULEMLP 5 лет назад +6

      LOOOOOOOOOOL TRUUUUUUUUU

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz 5 лет назад +100

      @ it takes 500 years for regular plastic bags to decompose :(

    • @SpinningTurtle66
      @SpinningTurtle66 5 лет назад +21

      PGE_ Reversea No ones gonna murder you for not getting the message lol

  • @frecklemetastic
    @frecklemetastic 5 лет назад +7074

    Sean: "the silhouettes are so cool"
    Me with my shitty screen: yeah same so cool totally can see that

    • @waltdistel716
      @waltdistel716 5 лет назад +502

      couldn't see them on a 2k monitor at 1080p either. probably due to youtube video compression

    • @abuaku1425
      @abuaku1425 5 лет назад +50

      @@waltdistel716 yeah me too

    • @dragontyrant5607
      @dragontyrant5607 5 лет назад +15

      I can relate

    • @Exploosiv
      @Exploosiv 5 лет назад +6

      so true

    • @Fervey
      @Fervey 5 лет назад +4

      Sammeeee

  • @cyborgXcsun
    @cyborgXcsun 3 года назад +629

    I like to imagine that when Norman said “eyes open dumbass”, he wasn’t talking to himself but jack.

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 2 года назад +3

      Yyyyyyep

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 2 года назад +27

      yeah he talks to the player quite often

    • @7thsluglord363
      @7thsluglord363 2 года назад +11

      thats a succinct summary of jacks playstyle, eyes wide shut and confused the entire time.

  • @briannaroberts9816
    @briannaroberts9816 5 лет назад +5104

    Fragile: I'm Fragile
    Jack: "I'll try not to break it then" *laughs at himself*
    Me: "ah finally, some good comedy"

    • @iramirfan6795
      @iramirfan6795 5 лет назад +6

      niice 😄

    • @repaterion3611
      @repaterion3611 5 лет назад +7

      Like No. 1000, here you go!

    • @warrendavidson1123
      @warrendavidson1123 4 года назад +1

      You'd be surprised to know how common the name "Mads Mikkelsen" is in Scandinavia

    • @mzuqi
      @mzuqi 4 года назад +1

      i was actually laughing so hard when he said that

    • @briannaroberts9816
      @briannaroberts9816 4 года назад +1

      @@mzuqi same lol

  • @Neature.nut.
    @Neature.nut. 4 года назад +2570

    Jack: "in the distant future UPS is king"
    Me, watching in April 2020: not as distant as you may think

    • @therun7024
      @therun7024 4 года назад +13

      Katelyn James underated comment

    • @Neature.nut.
      @Neature.nut. 4 года назад +5

      @@therun7024 😂 thanks amigo

    • @Neature.nut.
      @Neature.nut. 4 года назад +1

      @James Fallon I can only imagine!

    • @A11eged1y
      @A11eged1y 4 года назад +3

      @James Fallon
      Cali isn't as "bad" as NY but on our 3 hour drive we took on our freeway, there were about 11 prime trucks within 1 hour

    • @Ranga-bj2ob
      @Ranga-bj2ob 4 года назад +3

      it do be like that

  • @Funloverparty
    @Funloverparty 5 лет назад +2523

    Game: "This let's you see the safest Route"
    Jack: *Immediately goes into the unsafest Route*

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +907

      I'm a man on a mission

    • @marmooz
      @marmooz 5 лет назад +35

      Hello Jack!

    • @ahmedguled2141
      @ahmedguled2141 5 лет назад +30

      @@jacksepticeye you are my favorite RUclipsr and my dream is to be half the man you are btw what happened to minecraft

    • @envystxx
      @envystxx 5 лет назад +9

      jacksepticeye you madman. XD

    • @bzybeeandmore3346
      @bzybeeandmore3346 5 лет назад +12

      MasterWalt I feel bad you comment and then jack comments then people ignore you

  • @michelleyamamoto5519
    @michelleyamamoto5519 3 года назад +398

    He broke the 4th wall at the end there, when he sat down on the bed, he gave a big wink at the player, that was funny. I hope Norman had as good a time doing this as I'm having watching it. Really wild story and wonderful graphics, so beautifully done.

    • @coreworldbazti1561
      @coreworldbazti1561 3 года назад +80

      For the bedroom stuff, kojima apparently let norman do his thing for a few hours and captured it.

  • @dragonheartrave7687
    @dragonheartrave7687 5 лет назад +1644

    Tutorial: "Red is the most dangerous terrain"
    Jack: *immediately goes and climbs up the red parts*

  • @TheVirumXD
    @TheVirumXD 5 лет назад +581

    “Every minute counts”
    Jack: “How do I pee???”

    • @tofu6996
      @tofu6996 5 лет назад +6

      Just put the phone on the top of the toilet and watch it
      BIG BRAAAAIN !!!!!!!!

    • @TheVirumXD
      @TheVirumXD 5 лет назад

      The Shinjen *screaming swedish felix noises*

    • @tofu6996
      @tofu6996 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheVirumXD 😂

  • @amayahampton8810
    @amayahampton8810 5 лет назад +546

    “That’s what Norman does, he delivers drugs, burns his mom, and points at sinks.”

    • @rubyrouge5619
      @rubyrouge5619 5 лет назад +4

      Llama_ Noob13 😂😂Your pic used to be my phone case lol

    • @why_tho_
      @why_tho_ 20 дней назад

      ​​@@rubyrouge5619 wtf lmao
      edit: hopefully it was a different pfp back when this was commented lol

  • @Too_CloseToTheSun
    @Too_CloseToTheSun 3 года назад +276

    I wasn't ready for Mads singing a lullaby, then I remembered this man's a father and the thought of him singing a lullaby to his kids is absolutely adorable.

  • @Omar_ayach
    @Omar_ayach 5 лет назад +445

    When she said "the man who delivers" I really thought it was a pregnancy joke, you know, fetus and all.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +127

      The ultimate delivery!!!

    • @LUNAR_AND_THE_STARS
      @LUNAR_AND_THE_STARS 5 лет назад +2

      jacksepticeye nice 😂

    • @paleoleft
      @paleoleft 5 лет назад

      @Lord Farquaad's Beautiful Chest Hair no no no, don't say that please

    • @tiernans61
      @tiernans61 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacksepticeye u have 69 likes

  • @wzainesta9885
    @wzainesta9885 5 лет назад +1847

    "Imma keep calling u Norman from now on"
    Later
    "Careful Sam"
    "Sam"
    "Keep going SAM"

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад +37

      Yeah don't mind him. Jack can be a bit of an idiot sometimes. I guess he doesn't really think often when he opens his mouth during lets plays

    • @dacrazyhippo
      @dacrazyhippo 5 лет назад +27

      @@cherrydragon3120 bruh moment

    • @nithyapriyam4536
      @nithyapriyam4536 5 лет назад +6

      I typed the same type of comment on part 2

    • @Kodaiva
      @Kodaiva 5 лет назад +11

      I think he’s having fun calling him Sam because of Sam the septic eye

    • @hunner5622
      @hunner5622 5 лет назад +4

      SAAAAAAAAMM

  • @belle326
    @belle326 4 года назад +3379

    this game feels surrealistically futuristic. and not as in 'we're in modern times and its a modern game' kinda way. but literally like something that came out ahead of its time, and should be played by a different, weirder society. it has such an odd feeling of unfamiliarity, I kinda dig it so far

    • @sloopy5672
      @sloopy5672 4 года назад +46

      Yeah that is pretty cool, now that I think about it.

    • @twiidle7158
      @twiidle7158 4 года назад +37

      that’s what supernatural sci fi does to you man

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 3 года назад +4

      But is it truly so unfamiliar?

    • @belle326
      @belle326 3 года назад +79

      @@tristanband4003 to me personally? absolutely. I've played some video games before, and watched a TON of playthroughs by now probably, and I've never experienced that bizarre out-of-reality texture that this game has. I don't really know how to explain what it is about it. I think part of it is the unexpected "logic" of the storyline perhaps. like Jack keeps pointing out how weird it is that the whole storyline is essentially just a delivery service. usually games are more "flavorful" in their story agenda. when you think about making a game, you'll try to make something action-worthy, dangerous, powerful. I find that so incredibly bizarre that truly, the whole game is about a guy who... delivers. that is such an unexpected decision by the maker, that it made something very different. I think that same principle of "different logic" kinda goes for many aspects of the gameplay and the storyline, that make it all just feel unknown. maybe just me tho, haha.

    • @TheAmityNomad
      @TheAmityNomad 3 года назад +13

      ALOT of people don't understand these weird but super cool games, It takes unique minded people to like them

  • @dagon9716
    @dagon9716 3 года назад +1518

    Jack:"I'm playing this a week before it comes out" me: watching a year after it cane out

    • @Nabooze
      @Nabooze 3 года назад +7

      Okay? Whats your point

    • @vrilchad
      @vrilchad 3 года назад +42

      @@Nabooze bruh

    • @Nabooze
      @Nabooze 3 года назад +4

      @@vrilchad I just don't get what their point is

    • @crystalwylie673
      @crystalwylie673 3 года назад +4

      Like i thought this was a new game 😂😂😂

    • @manny.c.7742
      @manny.c.7742 3 года назад +2

      Same

  • @chitandaeru7239
    @chitandaeru7239 5 лет назад +1017

    "Got soaked from neck to toe"
    Oh my god shes got a granny body underneath that pretty face

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 5 лет назад +5

      lol exactly

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 5 лет назад +16

      hmu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @The_HumblePanda
      @The_HumblePanda 5 лет назад +16

      Norman Reedus the abortionist, a man who says "Fetus Deletus".

    • @shaunadelaney8119
      @shaunadelaney8119 5 лет назад +8

      Why tf am I even in th comment section sbbwjsnwwjnsbe ffs

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 5 лет назад +7

      Chitanda Eru why is that what comes to your mind...

  • @velementdevilz5633
    @velementdevilz5633 5 лет назад +613

    "Norman Reedus looks confused all the time"
    Then this game is a match made in heaven

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 5 лет назад +660

    Guillermo Del Toro: "I'm well acquainted with the Dead"
    Me: That sounds about right, please continue.

  • @zoecantsbell
    @zoecantsbell 2 года назад +149

    I love Sam's little winks when Jack was talking at the end. So cute.

    • @Nickel_The_Wise
      @Nickel_The_Wise 2 года назад +2

      'Hey, hope you folks at home are enjoying the show! I'll see ya later~'

    • @noobgod3216
      @noobgod3216 2 года назад

      @@Nickel_The_Wise The game was free on epic games

  • @CrimePaint
    @CrimePaint 5 лет назад +509

    "They're not shackles, Sam. They're a symbol of our bonds.
    Totally, doesnt sound like something a cult leader would say...

    • @Decnikov
      @Decnikov 5 лет назад +16

      Missed an opportunity for something like "The only thing between bond and bound is U"

    • @listless_
      @listless_ 5 лет назад +9

      That and he literally can't take it off.

    • @WilliamSmith-ds3nv
      @WilliamSmith-ds3nv 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah those cuffs are a REALLY heavy handed metaphor

    • @Super_Boa
      @Super_Boa 5 лет назад

      @@WilliamSmith-ds3nv or they aren't and that's the point. It's all perspective.

  • @BlaiddDrwg2009
    @BlaiddDrwg2009 5 лет назад +282

    "Show me my boy!"
    In the background, you can hear the sounds of the Android sent by Cyberlife leaving with muffled sobs...

    • @DawnAnew
      @DawnAnew 5 лет назад +6

      Him and Brian need to do something together again. Conoooorrrrr....

    • @BlaiddDrwg2009
      @BlaiddDrwg2009 5 лет назад +6

      @@DawnAnew they do! He needs to play more Detroit too. He never got to see the saddest ending where you interrogate the androids in the kitchen with Connor and Hank :(

    • @safetyscissors9281
      @safetyscissors9281 5 лет назад +3

      THAT WAS (pretty much) THE BEST SERIES HES EVER PLAYED

    • @randydonut7385
      @randydonut7385 5 лет назад +4

      Violet
      It’s a fantastic series, but not one of my favorites. I really loved god of war and Undertale but it’s my opinion though.

    • @DawnAnew
      @DawnAnew 5 лет назад +1

      W.D Gaster - UNDERTALE. THIS IS WHERE I LIVE

  • @ArxRose
    @ArxRose 5 лет назад +515

    The game literally telling Jack that there’s a time and a place to take a piss
    Jack: imma pretend I didn’t see that

    • @torriclark9513
      @torriclark9513 5 лет назад +31

      And that maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't do it with a dead body strapped to your back....

    • @MaxLoafin
      @MaxLoafin 5 лет назад +2

      @@torriclark9513 Oh I'm sorry, is it more appropriate with a LIVE body strapped to your back? We have so much respect for the dead but not for the living.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe he was just excited about the prospect of pissing on things.

    • @MaxLoafin
      @MaxLoafin 5 лет назад +5

      @Jack Animates No u. It's called a joke

    • @umamifan
      @umamifan 5 лет назад +1

      CreagDog2 sounds more like a freak out than a joke but ok 👍

  • @MLFireSoul
    @MLFireSoul 2 года назад +323

    Death Stranding 2 was just Announced so I'm going to start watching this

  • @shadoeshift6249
    @shadoeshift6249 4 года назад +3768

    Jack: in the distant future UPS is king.
    Me a person watching in 2020: you have no idea.

    • @Tha_Busta
      @Tha_Busta 4 года назад +41

      At least I’m not the only one watching this in 2020!

    • @AdoreLand
      @AdoreLand 4 года назад +7

      @@Tha_Busta Ay me 3

    • @MaatZA
      @MaatZA 4 года назад +5

      Ay me 4

    • @taylorahaha936
      @taylorahaha936 4 года назад +3

      @@MaatZA ay me 5

    • @BRAISEDCONFUSED
      @BRAISEDCONFUSED 4 года назад +4

      @@taylorahaha936 ayy me 5 he looks like dairlel from wd

  • @11338325
    @11338325 5 лет назад +451

    For those of you who don't know, aphenphosmphobia is the fear of being touched. People who have this fear avoid contact with people, which could relate back to sexual fears or fears they could become contaminated.

    • @denisewiggins8012
      @denisewiggins8012 5 лет назад +8

      Headless Horseman "true and reading what you just said brought back some really bad child hood "

    • @saddymcdaddy
      @saddymcdaddy 5 лет назад +13

      isnt it also the fear of being touched emotionally? it can be both physical and emotional/mental, causing the person to have it to act reclusive as a fear of getting "touched".

    • @kowhaifan1249
      @kowhaifan1249 5 лет назад +6

      39:20 but he hugged the baby?

    • @jelly434
      @jelly434 5 лет назад +9

      It's not a phobia.
      Touching others without invitation is at best incredibly rude. It's not fear, it's disgust and anger.

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 5 лет назад +26

      @@jelly434 its a phobia

  • @daisy-m766
    @daisy-m766 5 лет назад +511

    jack: show me my boy!
    connor: sad android noises

  • @cj25singer1
    @cj25singer1 3 года назад +89

    1:30:09 "There's a fucking tentacle dolphin here." Best line in the episode

  • @scarlettefoxx5585
    @scarlettefoxx5585 5 лет назад +781

    Jack: "The sound design is phenomenal"
    Also Jack: *makes game too quiet to hear, especially over his loud voice*

    • @madison4598
      @madison4598 5 лет назад +16

      Yes! Lol I had to keep it turned down so he wouldn't be yelling in my ears

    • @Giodoot
      @Giodoot 5 лет назад +38

      I think it's because of the music copyright, he didn't turn it down in game so he had to turn all the game audio down in post

    • @daedricwarrior7546
      @daedricwarrior7546 5 лет назад +5

      @@Giodoot he said it doesn't matter if it gets claimed

    • @Giodoot
      @Giodoot 5 лет назад

      @@daedricwarrior7546 so what's your explanation?

    • @daedricwarrior7546
      @daedricwarrior7546 5 лет назад +1

      @@Giodoot what's yours? He said he doesn't care if it gets copyright striked

  • @ruujay3222
    @ruujay3222 5 лет назад +604

    Me: Oh man, the sound effects are incredible, really adds to the atmosphere
    Jack: ...I hit my mic...sorry..

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 5 лет назад +756

    Norman: "So what will you pay me for this dangerous delivery?"
    Client: "A few hundred likes."
    This is the dystopian future where Facebook took over UPS.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 лет назад +16

      If that's dystopian, what does that say about our timeline where Facebook took over democracy?

    • @Rayvah
      @Rayvah 5 лет назад +24

      Exposure became a valid form of currency.

    • @Juggler6987
      @Juggler6987 5 лет назад

      Lmfao this is the comment I was looking for!

    • @yevheniisnezhko8292
      @yevheniisnezhko8292 5 лет назад

      Everyone knows what ups means

    • @Feartube912
      @Feartube912 5 лет назад +1

      Ok boomer

  • @charliejoy27
    @charliejoy27 3 года назад +149

    Omg him staring at his crotch and Sam actually like getting uncomfortable and angry like you are really there just made me diiiie of laughter

  • @staardust__
    @staardust__ 5 лет назад +720

    There’s so many zoom ins to Norman’s face like I get it he’s gorgeous game I know 😂

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +148

      Kojima clearly likes his face haha

    • @aarondixon3312
      @aarondixon3312 5 лет назад +4

      @@jacksepticeye Hey séan, what's up?

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 5 лет назад +6

      a heart and a reply from Billy Bob mcginty. that would be a good reason to freak out with joy. lol

    • @staardust__
      @staardust__ 5 лет назад +1

      DORIAN Robinette Nah by now is like talking to a friend :’)

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 5 лет назад

      Mother of All Fandoms really? I feel like I'm missing something here.

  • @mattkirby1089
    @mattkirby1089 4 года назад +3554

    Suddenly this scenario doesn’t seem so unreasonable.

    • @satzzgaming1535
      @satzzgaming1535 4 года назад +41

      Joji's Hype Man somebody said it

    • @DougJK
      @DougJK 4 года назад +19

      Yes it does.

    • @chilimacdog
      @chilimacdog 4 года назад +19

      @@DougJK woooooooooosh

    • @ducky5843
      @ducky5843 4 года назад +11

      @@chilimacdog
      there's not really a point in that.

    • @brucewayne1164
      @brucewayne1164 4 года назад +4

      Guys I'm sorry I dont get it

  • @brookew1941
    @brookew1941 5 лет назад +637

    Sam: "I don't want to pee here man"
    Jack: "I guess I can't pee"
    Sam: "I can pee, I just don't want to do it here"
    Jack: "Looks like I can't pee, oh well"
    Sam: *Visible rage*

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 5 лет назад +19

      ikr I was like "Dude, Sam is literally saying it's a bad idea to pee there ... and you're ignoring him and going "Why can't I pee? Guys, idk how to pee!" -_-

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 5 лет назад +15

      Brooke Wellington
      I only watched 30 minutes of this video and as you can imagine this comment is a bit strange to me lol

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 5 лет назад +2

      Beverly Kell
      Yeah it’s a bad idea

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 3 года назад

      😂

  • @leyspun
    @leyspun 3 года назад +65

    Death stranding: a hiking simulator where eldritch beings from beyond death haunt a world eroded by time-travel storms.

  • @GiornoGiovanna-ed4fm
    @GiornoGiovanna-ed4fm 4 года назад +240

    i love how the plants keep growing as they continue dying

    • @anotherstruggler00
      @anotherstruggler00 4 года назад

      Bruh im here dying lol

    • @danraul9759
      @danraul9759 4 года назад +4

      Nature is an endless cycle after all.

    • @wildmoose3979
      @wildmoose3979 4 года назад

      Then bring them back to life with your golden experience

  • @grimmjowhood
    @grimmjowhood 5 лет назад +601

    "Baby's stress level increasing...
    WHAT ABOUT MINE??"

  • @pufuletz8576
    @pufuletz8576 5 лет назад +374

    The fact that you can see the character's skin shiver up and change when he feels he is in danger just baffels me

    • @colinmcgrail7109
      @colinmcgrail7109 4 года назад +5

      PUFULETZ He’s allergic to Chiral matter.

    • @marieparisi4522
      @marieparisi4522 4 года назад +1

      Colin McGrail what's that

    • @colinmcgrail7109
      @colinmcgrail7109 4 года назад +9

      Marie Parisi play the damn game I ain’t spoiling shit

    • @danraul9759
      @danraul9759 4 года назад

      You're truly don't know the basic aspects of the game if you don't understand something as simple as that.

    • @marieparisi4522
      @marieparisi4522 4 года назад +2

      Dan Raul well to be fair I only clicked on this for 2 reasons 1 I watched the vg myths episode about it and 2 I saw Daryl Dixon on it.

  • @echo9932
    @echo9932 Год назад +12

    I love this game for one massive reason: It just drops your ass in it and says "have fun".
    Like, yes there is exposition all over, you'd need to have that or the game would make absolutely -1000% sense (I mean it already makes 0 sense but still) but from the beginning of the game, you are just dropped in and are pretty much expected to either adapt or die. I love that.

  • @sodiumchloride5658
    @sodiumchloride5658 5 лет назад +203

    1:28:48
    Jack: "I hate this, this is spooky"
    Sam: "Yeah, I feel you"

  • @JuanWick17
    @JuanWick17 5 лет назад +3685

    *watches two hour video on this game*
    *me: still has no idea what this game is about*

    • @Melv7x
      @Melv7x 5 лет назад +37

      Cooper D yeah its wierd

    • @monke2595
      @monke2595 5 лет назад +66

      Yeah i don’t get anything!

    • @CoolColton947
      @CoolColton947 5 лет назад +137

      @
      And it's very enjoyable.

    • @The_tarnished_
      @The_tarnished_ 5 лет назад +9

      The truth😂😂

    • @HekateMGO
      @HekateMGO 5 лет назад +204

      It’s a FedEx simulator.

  • @Tewfurt
    @Tewfurt 3 года назад +25

    1:28:49
    Séan: Oh this is spooky...
    Sam: Yeah I feel you.
    (What a coincidence lmao)

  • @Catsincans
    @Catsincans 4 года назад +674

    Jack at 5:30 : “I want those glasses!”
    Jack at 1:34:09 : “Remove those sunglasses, they look ridiculous.”

  • @monsieur2376
    @monsieur2376 5 лет назад +222

    I love it when Jack calling these character with their REAL name.

    • @reyiscoolest
      @reyiscoolest 5 лет назад

      Diamondrati Hakasya Seno Adji ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @Frozere
    @Frozere 4 года назад +1077

    Deadman : "Every second count"
    Jack : *tries to pee while delivering mom's corpse*

    • @Soulsphere001
      @Soulsphere001 3 года назад +31

      When you gotta go, you gotta go.

    • @ErzengelDesLichtes
      @ErzengelDesLichtes 3 года назад +55

      The Game: "Doing that here would be a bad idea"
      Sean: "I can't seem to figure out how to pee." (Tries again)
      The Game: " **Doing that here would be a bad idea** "
      Sean: "It's not working."
      Ah, youtuber vision. Can't read what's in the center of their screen for the life of them.

    • @kaitlando636
      @kaitlando636 3 года назад

      😂

    • @spacedout4061
      @spacedout4061 2 года назад +5

      @@ErzengelDesLichtes i know right. RUclipsrs always seem so incredibly oblivious to whats happening in game, or basic control schemes

  • @raeofsunshine328
    @raeofsunshine328 3 года назад +31

    Back for my annual Christmas rewatch, this series is comforting to me as weird as that sounds lol thanks for everything Jack

  • @Sunified
    @Sunified 5 лет назад +785

    “got soaked *neck* to toe”
    Jack: “wait so you got soaked head to toe!? So why isn’t your face old!?”

  • @michi6786
    @michi6786 5 лет назад +196

    Game: Stay low, hold your breath.
    Jack: *PANICS AND STARTS RUNNING LIKE AN ANIMAL.*
    Me: Oh, god dammit.

    • @dreyt5197
      @dreyt5197 5 лет назад +13

      Computer: "baby's stress level is increasing".
      Jack amist chaos near death experience: ..."What about mine!?"

  • @___-hr5xb
    @___-hr5xb 5 лет назад +613

    Judging by the birds chasing him, this is obviously the sequel to Pidgeon simulator

    • @yournan7249
      @yournan7249 5 лет назад

      Yikes weeb

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 5 лет назад +1

      Goat Simulator

    • @_zealos_8213
      @_zealos_8213 5 лет назад

      Birdpocalypse

    • @courtjester6375
      @courtjester6375 5 лет назад +2

      @@yournan7249 Wow Nana, why you got to be so judgemental.

    • @yournan7249
      @yournan7249 5 лет назад

      @@courtjester6375 because I want my babies to grow and be tough and not sensitive bastards

  • @urfrndlucas
    @urfrndlucas 3 года назад +54

    This game just feels like a giant fever dream and i love it

  • @glebkhachatryan242
    @glebkhachatryan242 5 лет назад +506

    “If the video gets claimed, who cares” that’s my boy

  • @smokeyybearhugs9092
    @smokeyybearhugs9092 4 года назад +2505

    "The world was different when I was a kid. America was a country. Anyone could go anywhere the damn well pleased.'
    Laughs in quarantine.

    • @KristenRobertskris10lr
      @KristenRobertskris10lr 4 года назад +7

      Oof

    • @victoriaprice4646
      @victoriaprice4646 4 года назад +30

      *continues to laugh in quarantine*

    • @gabeprevots2331
      @gabeprevots2331 4 года назад +26

      @@victoriaprice4646 *Still continues to laugh in quarantine, and will continue to laugh and cry at the same time until middle of next year*

    • @TJ-st3vz
      @TJ-st3vz 4 года назад +5

      Bah, we can still go wherever. Don't let gubberment take your freedoms away, I haven't let them.

    • @KristenRobertskris10lr
      @KristenRobertskris10lr 4 года назад +4

      @@TJ-st3vz and how exactly can we go anywhere we want? It’s not like we all have our own private jets to fly to places

  • @alphawolf6334
    @alphawolf6334 5 лет назад +580

    Me: *realizing immediately that the red spots are unstable ground*
    Jack: *full sprint across uneven ground*
    My anxiety: *currently crying in a corner while in the fetal position*

    • @elevate32767
      @elevate32767 5 лет назад +30

      BB is also crying in the fetal position

    • @podunkiguana595
      @podunkiguana595 5 лет назад +9

      I hope that was a joke and not a jab at my fragile sanity

    • @kingblane
      @kingblane 5 лет назад +5

      @@podunkiguana595 it was both

  • @KatiePolo
    @KatiePolo 2 года назад +21

    Just rewatching this series and you have such a good ear for voice actors 😀 after your comment at 56:54 I had to look it up and Matt Mercer voiced a few NPCs in this!

  • @Sneften
    @Sneften 5 лет назад +671

    Game: "doing that here would be a bad idea"
    Jack: "how do i pee?" *tries pee controls again*
    Game: "doing that here would be a bad idea"
    Jack: "i dont know how to pee"

    • @666diamondz
      @666diamondz 5 лет назад +37

      Aka peeing while carrying my mother's corpse on my back would be inappropriate.

    • @Tony-yn5rr
      @Tony-yn5rr 5 лет назад +7

      From what I've played it's excellent. No games can compare to the experience delivered this game.
      It opens so many new possibilities for video games that can finally be more than just shooting stuff it's really exciting.
      The visuals are stunning and the gameplay is unique, like I can't compare it to anything else.
      It's like Kojima invented a new genre by mixing both gaming, cinema and music into an entirely new experience that makes you question the medium as a whole.
      It's not a "dudebro" game though, it demands patience and intellect.Turn off the light, put your headphones on, and immerse yourself in a true piece of visual and interactive art.

    • @hello._.whatdouwant2951
      @hello._.whatdouwant2951 5 лет назад +3

      Jack: Thats weird I can't pee
      Me: Jack your next to your dead mum 😂

    • @Sneften
      @Sneften 5 лет назад +2

      I was poking fun at Jackaboys inability to read large on screen prompts 😅 but peeing by dead mother would i guess would be inappropriate too lol although necessary

    • @pay9397
      @pay9397 5 лет назад

      Rip_Fallout that’s amazing but why repair with that to this comment

  • @Rocket07635
    @Rocket07635 4 года назад +768

    Game character: "Sam, it's me, Deadman."
    Jack: "Alive and well I see."
    Anyone else find this hilarious?

    • @Zevox90
      @Zevox90 3 года назад +1

      I did

    • @uTr0m3V1L85
      @uTr0m3V1L85 2 года назад

      More annoyed guillermo doesnt think he remembers him by sight

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 5 лет назад +362

    I like how they didn’t even make a character it’s literally just Norman Reedus

  • @summonedsnake1794
    @summonedsnake1794 2 года назад +18

    even after all this time I can come back here and just chill to this series I love this game, and I love seeing jack play this game. I play this game as well at least off and on and sometimes I'll just sit in the world and enjoy the sounds and sights its truly a wonderful game.

    • @jenni5104
      @jenni5104 2 года назад +1

      Same. I think I've sat around and taken in the scenery more than actually played. It's gorgeous.

  • @Drnken229
    @Drnken229 5 лет назад +491

    Anybody: Seriously Anybody: Follows a flat nice path.
    Jacksepticeye: Follows his Route Markers even if they would be upside down

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +59

      I like a challenge!

    • @Pbdave1092
      @Pbdave1092 5 лет назад +9

      Or heading STRAIGHT through the RED exes just after reading their description...

    • @mcmanus77
      @mcmanus77 5 лет назад +1

      This is why jack is one of the best youtuber he likes and reply to comments

    • @Drnken229
      @Drnken229 5 лет назад

      @@jacksepticeye and while we are at it, you need to read more careful. For example when peeing, Norman Fetus said he cant do that here.. thats why you couldnt :)

  • @greendayfecer
    @greendayfecer 5 лет назад +848

    Game: Baby’s stress levels rising
    Jacksepticeye: what about me?!

  • @soggychips9681
    @soggychips9681 5 лет назад +503

    Jack: Pee
    Sam: Dude, I have to go burn my dead mother. This isn't a good time...
    Jack: P E E

  • @thomulousweaver1741
    @thomulousweaver1741 2 года назад +5

    Looking back upon this game and everything about it two years following, I realize how much can change in two years, most specifically how one's individual may change over those 24 months. With a renewed appreciation, I reminisced upon all that happened over the tune of "Don't Be So Serious." I believe much can change in the span of less than a year, and this game represents change, in its finest essence.

  • @oliver_2138
    @oliver_2138 5 лет назад +682

    I skipped 10 seconds and it went from
    “Oh it’s okay, I’ll just go this way”
    To
    “OH HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS F*** THERES A TENTACLE DOLPHIN CREATURE”

  • @heatherjbabe1586
    @heatherjbabe1586 5 лет назад +191

    Lmfao I love how he tried to pee and Sam was like “There’s a time and a place for everything. This ain’t it” lol like no shit, his mom is on his back

  • @philmiles7475
    @philmiles7475 5 лет назад +328

    "Do as I ask, and I promise it will all make sense."
    Seems like Hideo's production notes to the Dev team accidentally makes it into the script.

    • @carter7297
      @carter7297 5 лет назад +10

      I know right I have no idea what is happening in the game at literally any given moment

    • @philmiles7475
      @philmiles7475 5 лет назад +7

      @@carter7297 Shhhhhhh it will all make sense. Hopefully

    • @JCcrackle
      @JCcrackle 5 лет назад

      That's a quality comment my friend

    • @philmiles7475
      @philmiles7475 5 лет назад

      @@JCcrackle I blame cinemasins for lots of my quality comments

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 5 лет назад

      Philly Cheesecake BADOM tink

  • @mansab2567
    @mansab2567 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is my comfort series, anytime I want have something in background or need something to fall asleep to, this is the best place and I have watched this entire series for almost 4-5 times. It's beautiful.

  • @wonderingaround945
    @wonderingaround945 5 лет назад +604

    *makes game about America being rebuilt*
    *bases terain off of Iceland*

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 5 лет назад +13

      ding dong your opinion is wrong that is weird now that I think about it

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 лет назад

      @@theblackoutexplorer2658 ding dong ur opinion is wrong

    • @FoxyPercival714
      @FoxyPercival714 5 лет назад +1

      @@theblackoutexplorer2658 Avon calling, nobody asked you freak. Make America Great Again.

    • @wonderingaround945
      @wonderingaround945 5 лет назад

      @@FoxyPercival714 2.0*

    • @elijahmacfarland9000
      @elijahmacfarland9000 5 лет назад +2

      That’s a big-brain take. But also yeah lmao it bothers me a bit

  • @static_m0th
    @static_m0th 5 лет назад +165

    The fact that the guy tried to kill himself before the monster did scared me

    • @armaanverma2156
      @armaanverma2156 5 лет назад

      Do they kill them or posses them like ghosts in the movies ?

    • @unlicensedbusinessman1533
      @unlicensedbusinessman1533 5 лет назад +2

      @@armaanverma2156 the "monster" explodes violently, like... Nuclear bomb type explosion.

    • @armaanverma2156
      @armaanverma2156 5 лет назад

      Unlicensed Businessman thanks

  • @destineaperkins9344
    @destineaperkins9344 5 лет назад +141

    Jack: "Did you ever just go on a mission and trek through the terrain with your dead mom"
    Me: Literally the plot of God of War

  • @Sp00kyB00per
    @Sp00kyB00per 7 месяцев назад +3

    i love the manual aspect of this game. it give you a more real sense of how hard it actually is to carry a corpse on your back while climbing a mountain. props to kojima for using the controls as symbolism of struggle

  • @wenkeschettler2007
    @wenkeschettler2007 5 лет назад +482

    " we have limeted time to burn the body"
    Tries to pee

  • @kimackerman2183
    @kimackerman2183 5 лет назад +562

    *"You think Kojima just likes hiking and decided to make this game"* -Jacksepticeye

    • @bmays94
      @bmays94 5 лет назад +15

      hiking simulator 2019 lol

    • @cup_of_yellow
      @cup_of_yellow 5 лет назад +4

      KimAckerman 21 I ligit looked at ur profile pic and screamed TOO WEIRD TO LIVE TOO RARE TO DIE!

    • @dumbfox0.819
      @dumbfox0.819 5 лет назад

      the producer of metal gear though

    • @mrmclovin5971
      @mrmclovin5971 5 лет назад +3

      this humor is so fucking lazy and i hate it please stop

    • @jayxofficial5126
      @jayxofficial5126 5 лет назад

      I subscribed to you! Randomly

  • @akorma2302
    @akorma2302 5 лет назад +247

    Fragile : Neck to toe.
    Jacksepticeye : Head to toe.

  • @cheesygoodness1858
    @cheesygoodness1858 3 года назад +18

    Its weird how this game was sorta prophetic in the timing of its release, its message, and the pandemic that followed

  • @louisekemp3117
    @louisekemp3117 5 лет назад +368

    The quotes coming from this game are legendary
    "Alright mom, time to burn!"
    "I don't know how to pee"

  • @pestilence_5.0
    @pestilence_5.0 5 лет назад +399

    *whispers like in a movie theater*
    "I hit my mic, sorry"
    Lmao.

    • @robmd887
      @robmd887 5 лет назад

      Heh 69 likes

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb 5 лет назад +1

      I think it was because a cutscene was on

    • @colossalc5219
      @colossalc5219 5 лет назад +1

      @@creakydabomb Well no shit =_=

  • @Jay-uc9ql
    @Jay-uc9ql 5 лет назад +157

    That moment when you realize the game is 40-50 hours long. This is gonna be a looooong series

  • @weedcat1683
    @weedcat1683 2 года назад +10

    Jack literally by dumb luck ran away from the "giant tentacle dolphin" right to a climbing piton 10/10

  • @lilmeowmeow6518
    @lilmeowmeow6518 5 лет назад +268

    Jack: *on a time limit*
    Also jack: “I can pee?” “How do I pee?”

  • @lasonris8934
    @lasonris8934 5 лет назад +537

    “Her death must stay a secret”
    Jack: “I’m going on a trip with my mom, she’s dead, I’m going to burn her body.”
    Me: Subtle Jack, Very Subtle

  • @NeoMatrix5
    @NeoMatrix5 5 лет назад +323

    2014: Press F to pay respects
    2019: Equip to Pee

    • @JTMC93
      @JTMC93 5 лет назад +8

      Need to include Ark:SE's 'Press Z to Poop'.

    • @RetroKiDD98
      @RetroKiDD98 5 лет назад +8

      B to blow

    • @katyritter5254
      @katyritter5254 5 лет назад +3

      C to cumm

    • @bazza19
      @bazza19 5 лет назад +1

      A to mount 😉

    • @ZohaibCx
      @ZohaibCx 5 лет назад

      Am I the only one who can’t hear the game audio well because jacks mic is soo loud?

  • @SynthD
    @SynthD 3 года назад +8

    I love the various “game over” fourth wall breaks throughout the game.

  • @kayladeangelis3490
    @kayladeangelis3490 5 лет назад +748

    my thoughts through this:
    “wait what?”
    “what’s going on?”
    “who’s that?”
    “how are they doing that?”
    “tf is going onnnn?”

    • @P1NKVEN0M96
      @P1NKVEN0M96 5 лет назад +6

      Kayla DeAngelis lol me

    • @NukaGoose
      @NukaGoose 5 лет назад +4

      Kayla DeAngelis same

    • @CRVNBrewer
      @CRVNBrewer 5 лет назад +5

      ɿ(。・ɜ・)ɾⓌⓗⓐⓣ?
      ɿ(。・ɜ・)ɾⓌⓗⓨ?

    • @themightiestgamerz4572
      @themightiestgamerz4572 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @BailyC295
      @BailyC295 5 лет назад +10

      I am 99% sure that you deliver pizzas in this game.

  • @howiejbrown6919
    @howiejbrown6919 5 лет назад +131

    I lived in Iceland, and when I saw the landscape, it instantly took me back to my childhood. So glad it's being recognized for it's beauty.

    • @idkimhavinaroughday3426
      @idkimhavinaroughday3426 5 лет назад +1

      Harry Potter that's gotta feel nice!

    • @asmolblueberry
      @asmolblueberry 5 лет назад +1

      Just seeing the waterfall in the beginning made me thinking of Iceland. I've sadly never been there but I have seen a lot of photos of it.

    • @arr165
      @arr165 5 лет назад

      No, your were living under ladder!
      Haha, anyway yeah Iceland is really spectacular, wish I lived there

    • @hollytyler6780
      @hollytyler6780 5 лет назад +1

      Oh my gosh I envy you! I've always want to go to Iceland, but im moving Sweden soon and I'm putting Iceland on the top of my travel list! 😊 cant wait to see such a beautiful place in person!

    • @cassun603
      @cassun603 5 лет назад +1

      Harry Potter is British nice try

  • @emilymartin5806
    @emilymartin5806 5 лет назад +532

    Fragile: I was soaked neck to toe
    Jack: she was soaked head to toe!

    • @galaxysilver69
      @galaxysilver69 5 лет назад +4

      Ikr, Jaaack 😂

    • @boyer6892
      @boyer6892 5 лет назад +1

      not the toe

    • @nguyencaotri3879
      @nguyencaotri3879 5 лет назад +19

      So she has a 70yo vagina, wrinkle cheeks, saggy boobs with a 30yo face and amazing body?
      *confused boner*

    • @catmole
      @catmole 5 лет назад +3

      @@nguyencaotri3879 Confused nut

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +17

      I didn't read the subtitles and she mumbles a lot!

  • @shxholistic2502
    @shxholistic2502 3 года назад +32

    Mads Mikkelsen is amazing... I wanna see him all the time 😂 YES JACK YES YOU JUST MADE ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE

  • @dinglosaur1383
    @dinglosaur1383 5 лет назад +257

    “They’re not shackles Sam”
    Literally wearing handcuffs on one arm

    • @DangerZone200
      @DangerZone200 5 лет назад +4

      Sister : no shut up thats what makes them look cool
      Me: XD

  • @pyro2395
    @pyro2395 5 лет назад +299

    Game: "The terrain scanner can help find the safest route"
    JSE: "Very interesting." *Immediately takes the most difficult route shown*

  • @iSummonedTay
    @iSummonedTay 5 лет назад +426

    "My name is fragile"
    Jack: "I'll try not to break it then"
    Jack would be a great dad

  • @jaycollin5543
    @jaycollin5543 5 месяцев назад +1

    Man. I've always loved Sean seeing as I grew up watching the channel. But Death Stranding is by far my favorite Series he did.

  • @mr.grandripper8080
    @mr.grandripper8080 5 лет назад +257

    camera: *goes in sams throut* also camera: *finds baby in sams esophagus* also camera: *goes in baby's mouth* jack: "that's cute"

  • @raydark8007
    @raydark8007 5 лет назад +279

    Jack: "how do i pee?
    Game: "doing that here would be a bad idea"
    Jack: "I don't know how to pee
    me: you don't know how to read *facepalm*

  • @lesbianspacecadet
    @lesbianspacecadet 4 года назад +515

    Fragile: “I got soaked from neck to toe”
    Sean: “Head to toe? But your face-“

    • @royalcookie9119
      @royalcookie9119 3 года назад +9

      Ikkkk

    • @skateurself
      @skateurself 2 года назад +14

      I seriously thought I was the only one who noticed.. BRO.. YOU HAVE TO PAY MORE ATTENTION THAN THAT !! lol

    • @poptrixmania
      @poptrixmania 2 года назад +9

      He was so confident too

    • @aidanmcsweeney
      @aidanmcsweeney 2 года назад

      To be fair, nobody says neck to toe, the common saying is head to toe. So it’s understandable that someone could gloss over that difference…

  • @kapyets21
    @kapyets21 2 года назад +5

    Honestly, coming back three years later I still really like this game. This came out at just the right time for me for where I was at mentally and I just think this game is fantastic. So here I am again getting ready for 2 to come out😂