This is the BEST talking show of every GTA games,I never get tired of it,when I get bored of the songs I go for WCTR just to hear Chakra Attack it's absolutely hilarious 🤣
5:32 are they eating the butter? THEY EATIN THE SHIT! WHAT YOU THINK THEY EATIN! I fucking love this guys energy so god dam much it makes me laugh everytime. When there was no good song on in gta I would just listen to this lmao
and the guy puts the onions on top of the.. and makes the onions into a VOLCANO! DOIN TRICKS AN STUFF! WITH YOUR DAMN FOOD! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! LIKE A DAMN FOOD CIRCUS!!!
If I had a billion dollars, one of the first things I would do is pay Annie, J.B. and whatever writing team put this together for Rockstar, and pay them exorbitant amounts of money, obscene amounts, to make this a weekly podcast until the sun burns out.
This radio show is great. Gta v radio is so good. The talk back and weasel news etc are great too. Love just having this random ass radio on while cruising in game.
I been telling people that forever lmaoo some of what he says is absolute nonsense because he smokes meth, but he also speaks a lot of real deep truth its just purposefully made to sound just all the other nonsense. Gotta filter it out correctly lol
Fun fact: At the end of the episode, Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris gets a call from his long lost father that voice of the caller sounds to be Duane Earl from a different radio show called Beyond Insemination in the Blaine Country Radio station
"You know how duck hunters have a call they blow on that attracts ducks, so they can shoot em- like stupidass sittin' ducks? That's where the term comes from, 'a sittin' duck' cuz that duck sittin' there. a'Right? He heard that call, and he sat there, and got his ass shot. BOOM. Feathers everywhere FFSSHWHSHWHSHS" Whatever writers made or contributed to Chakra Attack need about 37 raises, this shit is magic.
Cheryl is a cool character in chakra attack great radio station 😂❤ my fav quote from Cheryl is when she says to Dr Ray Angelo... Is when she says about camping and waking up in someone's tent and have no clue how you got there lol ....😁👍
Rockstar noticed what happened in people's behavior today. They input the sense of spiritualism so much in this game. You can see Devin Weston showed himself as spiritualist person, so does with Amanda, that learning yoga from Fabien, a yogi that actually abused his student with some yoga poses. You got that ? Nowadays people do spiritualism, and yoga, and meditation as a part of their fancy lifestyle, but also to hide the dark side of themself. And there's Chakra Attack. Very funny talk radio, even you listened this for decades. You noticed how dr. Ray tried to convince anyone that Ohming is one and only problem solver. And how he's always succeed to countered any doubts from people who disagree with his statement. But in the end, you realized that dr. Ray just a sad and lost child..who missed his dad, so damn much. A reflection from real life..even spiritualist guru can't get a straight line with their life. Thank you JB Smoove being the part of GTA Universe.. Of course GTA VI will provide something new, But Chakra Attack will be remembered forever.
Everytime I get in the car, I check to see if this is on the radio
Fax
@@severedattempt1663 I hope it lands in gta 6
Same here man!
This or Beyond Insemanation
@@user-lw6gg2oh2s Those cows man…Those Jeffers.. aww yeah man lmao
I desperately want to think that JB Smoove improvised this entire show as he went along. Hilarious.
Same
This is what Leon gets up to in his spare time
Is it really JB Smoove?
Yes lol @@Thatdudedrew17
@@kevinparker2409 daddy?…DADDAYY!!!
“That damn alien gonna come through that ceiling and whoop some human ass! DoOdOoDoOdOoDoOdOo!
They gonna take you to space...and they gonna do it to you... And they gonna do it to you good
NO ONE KNOWS!!!
What kind of schlong, an alien has...
^^^All 3 are what makes this segment my favorite😂
😂😂😂😂
“That alien… SCHLONG!” 😭😭😭
18:56 "I wanna get married to woman who will be there for me when i get out in 2025." If only we could see the signs.
Lucia... do you know why you're here?
Nahhhh
We are almost reaching to 2025 and his wish will be granted.
if they do a recall on that in gta 6 that would be amazin
Rockstar was teasing us with it all along
This is the BEST talking show of every GTA games,I never get tired of it,when I get bored of the songs I go for WCTR just to hear Chakra Attack it's absolutely hilarious 🤣
I hope it’s on gta 6 😂
It’s absolute comedic gold. It truly never gets old. 😂
@@lilmiggy3260 it better be and I want 5 hours
Lol never listened too it when I used too play but it would be on sometimes
Ahmmmmmm
"I am clairvoyant as hell, but I did not see that coming" 😂😅😂😂😂😂😂
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER!!!" - Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris😆
I play this in the car on my way to work like it’s a real radio station
5:39 “are they eating the butter?” “THEIR EATING THE SHIT!”
The alien bit with the "DOODOODOODOODOO" slays me to this day 😂
😂😂😂
Fr, like outta nowhere he sings an alien-like theme. It's so accurate 😂
@@DigitalHIFI09it's
It's the Twilight Zone theme
8:10 for those who are wondering
@@starstranger2725 I flippin knew it!
"I can't get AROUSED if I'm thinking of the STAIIIIIN that man left on my lady"
I can here just for this 😂
I hope Dr. Ray is on the radio in GTA 6
5:32 are they eating the butter?
THEY EATIN THE SHIT! WHAT YOU THINK THEY EATIN!
I fucking love this guys energy so god dam much it makes me laugh everytime. When there was no good song on in gta I would just listen to this lmao
There's just so many great quotes from this show. Probably the best GTA talk show of the series
I play this while driving Uber.
brooo 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro I'd ask you to drive slower and take the longest routes possible if you had this legendary stuff on bahaha
I’d tip you tremendously if I you were my driver
I hate it when people say they slept like a baby. Babies sleep like SHIT!
Need a tittie to get them through the night
Damn buddy in prison got one more year
Ohhhhhmmmmmm 😢
I was looking for somebody else that noticed it 😂
43:52 saving this cuz it’s my favorite part💀
Same😭
I called you...... FFFFFFFFFFAT! Because i love you. 45:10 😂😂😂😂
Used to hate this one. Now it’s the one that makes me laugh the hardest. Sheryl is hysterical!!!😂😂😂
Ngl I bet she fine as a mfkr
"DADDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY" never gets old.
Agreed. Absolutely hilarious. Also nice pony pfp
@@randolfducanes1028 ty, been honestly trying to debut my vtuber model but my laptop and all-in-one pc can barely handle just streaming alone.
I love J.B Smoove, great comedian
Comedian? He's a life coach
JB Smoove? That's Leon Black
@@bushraptorwym, that's doctor Ray DeAngelo Harris
this helped me through all the grinding missions
true
44:39 🤣🤣🤣 “ABSOLUTE NONSENSE GET OFF MY DAMN SHOW!!!!
Lmao
You're screwing up my chakra!
I pictured him throwing stunt double doll into a wall when he yelled that!
🤣 🤣 🤣
You call me every god damn week TALKIN THAT BULLLSHITT! 😂😂
Love how he said it as if he was about to say Absolutely, but then immediately went NONSENSE!
JB Smoove & Annie Ledderman are absolutely perfect together. Next to Chatterbox and Fernando, this show is the absolute most hilarious shit ever 🤘🏻
Chattersphere*
39:05
"Holistic up in this MOTHA FUCKA!"
Has stuck with me for years now
i fuckin love hearing that bit every time it happens, it cracks me the fuck up, cause imagine hearing this shit on the radio bruh
and the guy puts the onions on top of the.. and makes the onions into a VOLCANO! DOIN TRICKS AN STUFF! WITH YOUR DAMN FOOD! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! LIKE A DAMN FOOD CIRCUS!!!
mmmMmmmMMmmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMM
Bruh the ants eat your sh*t part got me lol😂😂
Ants eat yo shit cause you eat penut butter ice cream
the radio that plays when im escaping in a heist
My friends judge me for listening to this but I absolutely love it
Abigail? What're you doing here?
@@scarr_face AWAY WITH YOU JOHN MARSTON 😒
@@ItsMrs.Marston don't be that way with me, Abigail >://
arthur morgan says hello
7:52 is the start of the best part. JB Smoove was freaking the hell out!!!! Lol
8:10 HAD ME IN TEARS
Why can’t we have this on the radio every morning
🤣 Hi I'm calling from jail... "Dad, is that you"
LMAO because it has so much truth to it!
“I CANT GET AROOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD”‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂😂 I will never get tired of this show I been loving it since 2013 😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
05:39 08:11 20:23 23:41 I think of these while I'm at work and have to stop myself laughing in front of everyone.
😂😂
@@NasDeviljk a
24:53
“Triple homicide… Total accident, but they deserved it.”
i was dying when i first heard it in the game
Armenian genocide in a nutshell
Are you humming on that sausage?
“No I am CLEANSING myself.”
Yea sure
Congrats Dr Rea! Im glad you found your father!
Dr. Ray
Even if his father is ashame of him
I don't know whether to laugh at him because his dad slapped him in the face with truth or pity him.
"all of us are one, but some of us are two"
If I had a billion dollars, one of the first things I would do is pay Annie, J.B. and whatever writing team put this together for Rockstar, and pay them exorbitant amounts of money, obscene amounts, to make this a weekly podcast until the sun burns out.
This radio show is great. Gta v radio is so good. The talk back and weasel news etc are great too. Love just having this random ass radio on while cruising in game.
what is talk back?
If RDH doesn’t appear for Chakra Attack 2 in GTA6, we riot
19:00 this man is almost free y'all
He's getting out in time for gta 6😂
@@jordanadams4908 💀
He should be a cameo in gta 6
@@johnboone5577 he better
The peanut butter ice cream 😂
"They eat the shit that's coming out yo ass" 😂
19:00 GTA 6 SELF-PREDICTION
"2025"
Bro your a genius
That aaaammmmm , aaaammmm gets me every time lmao 😂
19:00 dude getting out in 2025 just in time to play GTA 6
Prediction
Someone needs to animate this 😂
the behind the scenes of this was kinda the animated version of this. I hope I find behind the scenes of this somewhere on the internet
damn jb smoove got life figured out, the more i listen to this, the more it makes sense
I been telling people that forever lmaoo some of what he says is absolute nonsense because he smokes meth, but he also speaks a lot of real deep truth its just purposefully made to sound just all the other nonsense. Gotta filter it out correctly lol
@@nickthatrick4262literally alchemist code
11:18 "I take pride in what you're looking at because that tells me what I got."
Doctor Ray was cookin
I listen to this at least once a week
Fun fact: At the end of the episode, Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris gets a call from his long lost father
that voice of the caller sounds to be Duane Earl from a different radio show called Beyond Insemination in the Blaine Country Radio station
This will be first thing I will check in GTA 6
I sit in cars and listen to this idling
"Oh you poor man"
"Cheryl loves a Conjuical visit!"
😂😂😂
"You eat peanut butter ice cream you going to get diarrhea" 😂😂😂
People think ray diangelo Harris is nonsense but he’s spitting sense listen to the duality
"You know how duck hunters have a call they blow on that attracts ducks, so they can shoot em- like stupidass sittin' ducks?
That's where the term comes from, 'a sittin' duck' cuz that duck sittin' there. a'Right? He heard that call, and he sat there, and got his ass shot.
BOOM. Feathers everywhere FFSSHWHSHWHSHS"
Whatever writers made or contributed to Chakra Attack need about 37 raises, this shit is magic.
I’ll be gutted if this doesn’t make a return in GTA6
He better be in gta 6
Fax
32:46 you can hear JB break character after she says that lmao
The audio mixer either did a terrible job of covering it, or left it for us as an Easter Egg - either way it's hilarious.
"You have killed...that turtle" 🤣 🤣
Cheryl is a cool character in chakra attack great radio station 😂❤ my fav quote from Cheryl is when she says to Dr Ray Angelo... Is when she says about camping and waking up in someone's tent and have no clue how you got there lol ....😁👍
this brought out my inner chakra
Thank you so much for this. This is one of my favorite gta talk shows ever. I subbed. :)
I SPOON I FORK AND KNIFE
They need more of these. With more comedians dude
The woman describing bees as ‘flying veal’ will never not make me laugh
i loved this. especially the end. he cried 😂
Rockstar noticed what happened in people's behavior today.
They input the sense of spiritualism so much in this game.
You can see Devin Weston showed himself as spiritualist person, so does with Amanda, that learning yoga from Fabien, a yogi that actually abused his student with some yoga poses.
You got that ?
Nowadays people do spiritualism, and yoga, and meditation as a part of their fancy lifestyle, but also to hide the dark side of themself.
And there's Chakra Attack.
Very funny talk radio, even you listened this for decades.
You noticed how dr. Ray tried to convince anyone that Ohming is one and only problem solver.
And how he's always succeed to countered any doubts from people who disagree with his statement.
But in the end, you realized that dr. Ray just a sad and lost child..who missed his dad, so damn much.
A reflection from real life..even spiritualist guru can't get a straight line with their life.
Thank you JB Smoove being the part of GTA Universe..
Of course GTA VI will provide something new,
But Chakra Attack will be remembered forever.
As a German guy I say
Beste radioshow in GTA5 ich liebe es 🥹😂
This guy is completely unhinged! Most neurotic yogi ever! These GTA talk stations are comical gems and i listen to them often.
#ChakraAttackforGTA6
JB and Annie are awesome together!
Aquí amaneciendo con la sabiduría y alineando los chakras. Saludos, Nurse Cheryl y Doctor Ray! 😆
I called you FAAAAT because I love you.... I CALLED YOU FAAAAT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
I love Dr. Ray. I listen to him on GTA V. He is Awesome.
I swear i listened this 1000 times
The part about peanut butter ice cream and ants has me fucking howling 🤣🤣
Babies. Sleep. LIKE $HIT!!
Everyone in the comment section needs to OOOMMNNNMMMMMMM!
I feel yo pain brother.
OOOMMMMMMMM!
OOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
if there ain't no chakra attack on gta 6 than rockstar employees should be fired on the spot
19:20 many may ask what I'm doing I'm umming🤣
He says he went to Tibet but from his description of the place it's clearly Wales he went to.
There better be some dlc for when that guy gets out in 2025
@Rockstar Chakra Attack better make it into GTA6 sincerely community
44:38 ABSOLUTE ......NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNSENSE!
"When the men are fighting the aliens, the women are in the corner crying." 😂😂😂😂
38:25 ”gonna swallow you like a godamn cartoon character!”
I always thought this was like if Kanye west was on a talk show
I usually don't listen to the talk shows but the ones in GTA 5 are so good
This is even funnier out of context
19:50 "It's like trying to start a car. Zu-zu-zu-zu-zah! Zu-zu-zu-zu-zaah! "
“Doctor Ray Di Angelo Harris is about to cry live on the air”
"You'll carve a damn knife out of a piece of candy! Are you a FOOL? ARE YOU A DAMN FOOL?!"
Finally more content! This is like waiting for GTA6
Someone animate this
This just never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't disrespect coconut water!
This is my favorite station
Between the sounds of my gunfire and vehicles I never realized there was all this background music 😂😂