Elden Ring Weapon Reviewer (Like & Subscribe!!)
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
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Editor: Jack Clishem
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Can find original stream from June 22nd 2024 on Jerma Stream Archive
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I'm starting to think the Devil May Cry explosion is what caused him to retire.
nuclear fallout DOES have its adverse effects.
dante broke into his house and fed him pizza til he popped
I think he has actual PTSD from that
I have PTSD from that
@@strayexk7157 he found the two U-haul trucks full of pizzas.
"What happened to the tree?"
I am actually crying.
"but what happened to the tree :("
That was a great ending haha
Jeremy the Jester's Third Cross - located in the deepest depth of the Land of Shadows
"I abandon here my ability to make funny noise"
The sorrowful spirit next to the cross
"O' Jeremy... funniest of the internet clowns... it seems... that you have left behind... something that you should not have..."
I leave here my ability to do weird impressions
@@californiansniper2133 You should find the first cross in the fist video, you'll be surprised
@@AMan-xz7tx you need to make a fall joke into the abyss 7 times next to him to have some dialogue played.
The other night I had a dream Jerma came into my work looking for hair dye. I said I was a really big fan of him and he said “ yeah? Then what’s my name?” And I couldn’t remember it so he walked out and said he was going to leave me a bad review 😭
Lmaoo
That's crazy! I had a dream where Jerma walked into my place of work and grabbed my skull with both hands, and crushed it into pieces. Woke up sweating!
the scariest part is.. it's wasn't a dream. it just felt like one
What a dick. I bet he isn't even real.
I had a dream Jerma came to my house to show my mom baby pictures of his uncle, and when I tried to talk to him about anything other than that they would just stare at me.
"What happened to the tree?"
It's sad he's probably not playing the rest of the DLC on stream. You don't know how badly I want to see him have a Malenia-level breakdown at the final boss.
He said he would at the very end, just not in the "immediate" future
retired, geriatric streamer DIES of a HEART ATTACK while fighting ELDEN RING SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE final boss
Ster was talking about this on his stream, he was talking to Jerma, helping him get stuff and skip main story to get to dlc on xbox, because Jerma wants to create new character to play on his own, he probably won't stream whole thing or it will happen later, since he dose not want to stream much, 3 days in a row is to much for him. He still beats around the bush that he does not want to stream, in 2 years you may see his last stream. Or it will be like this, few streams in a year for long time.
@@DoganME 😧
@@DoganME It's more the pure amount of pain sitting down causes him isn't it? Obviously there's an element of him wanting to do more interesting stuff than just sitting and playing games for us but I think the biggest issue for him is the backpain.
Isn’t this the 40 Rune guy??!???
Holy fuck a punpun
Yeah. Same guy that lost to pinwheel
Isn't this the copy-pasta that's been said about every streamer since Bloodborne??!???
@@bluemutt9964 no, since Bloodborne was blood echoes, Sekiro was Sen, and only in 2022 did elden ring introduce runes ☝️🤓
@@bluemutt9964 on stream he joked about not being having a remembrance, and at his funeral they would find out he's only worth like 40 runes.
Is this guy who turned purple and ate his controller
Yes he is Freddy
PURPLE GUY???!?!??
It was a purple controller too
The bite of 985
His last streams were so fun, i miss him already, too bad he ascended to godhood 😢
First funny 'Jerma is dead' joke.
his ascension to godhood is a cage meant to keep him away from us
@@ultimateweeabootrashHeh. Yep. Heh.
@@JohnWick-rh1zza caged divinity is not worth saving
idk why but i thought this was a fear and hunger reference
Jerma beginning the stream with calling us all fckn godefroys says a lot about his personality.
that's a slur
@@critatonic Casual RUclips fans would never know, because it's cut out of the edited videos, but on stream he is constantly calling chat every terrible slur imaginable, and several unimaginable ones as well, invoking Cthonic slurs that were previously undiscovered by science. Absolutely psychopathic.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695truly a vile dastardly “human”
"Is the final boss of this game satan!?" Oh you might think he is when you fight him for the millionth time.
Skill issue
@@Clain_1337 your gonna descend into hell like ben franklin
Try endurance and a shield, the only damage you should take is holy damage and you can heal that during punish windows when needed
@@greennitrogen8850shield? Zzzzzzzzz
Yea, to start using a shield after a decade of FS games would require a complete top-down rewriting of my brain. I would also feel much less cool.
He falls into pits so much I’m beginning to think it’s not a bit…
Lol dementia amirite
@@HuwReesthe fall jokes were never jokes, just early onset😔
Ben Franklin being in hell is my favorite bit ever
Einstein definitely is though.
@@joshshrum2764 dont look up how george washington got his spare teeth, bro is in the 6th layer at least
Literally every founding father is probably in hell
@@thanatos4610 according to the “lore” every human born after 1970 is going to hell for wearing the devils fabrics
@@AercohI hate that I have to enable pvp in public like this, but the law given to Israel was for Israel to be different and set apart to God from the other nations. Think along the lines of a wedding ring. The mixed cloth, food restrictions, and other laws, while they told us much about God and what it means to be His, they were meant for that relationship and at that time. Within this marriage like covenant, they had to continually make sacrifices in faith that God would accept them as a way of overlooking their sin, which should void their covenant. It was based in faith, as animal blood does not satisfy the wrath of God against that which is more than an animal. It was done in faith that God would provide for them a full “making-good” on their covenant through the line of David, as He promised.
Jesus, who is the Son, who is a member of the trinity, who is equal to the Father and to the Spirit(each being fully God in themselves and completely and unequivocally One), came in the flesh. He came to be that final sacrifice. Now, I say all of this because when Jesus died on the cross, the curtain in the temple separating the holy of holies from everything else in the world, ripped from top to bottom . It was something like 2 feet thick. With the final and perfect sacrifice made, which the very concept of sacrifice was brought into the world in service of, the separation between God and man was done away with. It is no longer clothing and food or any other thing which sets people apart for God(holy literally means set apart). What marks a person now is the gift of Christ Himself.
He died for you, but not only that. He rose to sit at the right hand of the Father on your behalf, as a promise of the place He has purchased for you through His death and resurrection. These former laws and ceremonies and temples were a shadow of an image of the reality with which you are now confronted. You can call upon Him and be made a new creation and see what kind of life the very death sacrifice of the God of all things can buy on your behalf as a small and sinful creature.
It’s pretty cool. I know that’s a wall of text, but trust me when I say I could write about that much on every concept I mentioned here. Don’t let these people on the internet who don’t know the lore tell you what the lore is. If someone got some Dark Souls lore horribly wrong, you know someone would happily jump in to set things right. How much more so when we are talking about the meaning of life? Feel free to ask me any questions you might have. Don’t forget to turn your swag on, beautiful.
1:12 He never visited the button. Typical forked-tongue behavior.
tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
lying comes naturally to his forked tongue
Out of every person to play this game, Jerma wasn't even on the list of people I expected to unlock (secret) dialogue
25:34 the way the gravebird attacks jerma in the EXACT rhythm he was dodging was SO funny
When a law student is studying to become an attorney 39:56
if the flask don't fit you must aquit
+2
jerma does an INCREDIBLE impression of a 90's-00's printer. top tier 10/10
Didnt expect the serious talk about vices to get in here but glad it did
Video starts at 49:00
Jerma saying the serenity prayer is now a cornerstone of my sobriety.
"Don't stop smoking" -Jerma985
What’s going on sinners! Welcome back to part 49 of my Oblivion Let’s Play! Be sure to shoot it to the moon! 😎
Ahhh man here’s Saint Peter! Ohhhh and that must be JUDAS😱😱😱
WOAH. WOAAAAAAAH
absolute PSYCHO kills WatchMojo and makes a SKINSUIT to review WEAPONS!
ON STREAM!
@@parkeypence5974watchmojos screams were truly horrifying to witness, may his soul rest peacefully
I miss him already. Why did he ascend to godhood with Ster as his consort without finishing the dlc?
Empyrean JERMA is a MONSTER he is planning to SACRIFICE us ALL
My favourite part of the dlc is when jerma kept saying “inside the skin, why won’t it star inside my skin” which is a bit strange because he didn’t say it like a question
The earwigs were speaking
I find it cute that when Jerma talks about "greatness", he always defaults to Ben Franklin.
“you’re gonna descend into hell just like ben franklin”
Sad how at the start of the stream he said "Fuck all of you I fucking hate you all this is my last stream because holy shit you guys suck ass" but he's like 67 now so I get it
He's 38 😭🙏
wdym he's clearly at his 60s
Damn he looks ROUGH for 67 :/
JERMA spoils STORY of game that came out two years ago, I can't believe he did this and now won't steam because he's EMBARRASSED.
Blushed so hard, the tomatoes cancelled him for _redface_
Him saying he won’t do something, to then immediately do it gets me every time
"what happened to the tree" KILLED me
Jack or whoever is running the channel atm, I’m BEGGING you to make every review a RUclips short, even the 5 second ones
the weapon review / what happened to the tree bit was the best bit since Mr green
Im still expecting jerma to revisit his meat grinder analogy at some point if he returns to the dlc and streams again.
That was his last stream. He will never stream again.
Malenia was the meat grinder, this new final boss is the tenderizer
@@UltravioletNomad Wasn’t Astel the meat grinder?
@@Sandvich_Knightno it was about malenias “one shot move” which someone commented “wasn’t a one shot he just didn’t have enough vigor”
@@beaujackson7096That was Astel
"Is the final boss of this game Satan?" No, that's the boss you have to beat to *enter* the DLC
I'm glad that the weapon is dual-weldable!
when he turns around and blocks with only the rot slopper... I don't know what he was trying to do but he sure loved that bit
still havent played dlc, so please if possible no spoilers, but I legit only came here cuz its the most recent vid on the channel and i just wanted to say playing games with Jerma vids to the side has been so helpful trying to quit weed. Just his vids effectively are like a Triple A sponsor they’re great distractions, and have helped me push through bad withdrawl days. Love you Jeremy truly.
RADAHN is the final boss
"This is a boss weapon from the putrescent Knight down in St. Trinas lair, for those of you who are curious to where that is......it's a very heavy greataxe"
Definitely one of the reviewers I have ever seen
Also, what happened to the tree?
i just got done watching the entire vod to find out this came out 50 minutes ago. neat
THEY HIT THE TREE
press the bell with your thumb
Jerma"that was a turtle"985. Legendary.
forked tongue
He has my family.
Idk if this is a rehashed comment but i laughed
Join the club
-out for steak.
@7:20 I listen to the sound of a dot matrix everytime i'm working out so I can remind myself of the process
I would pardon the debt he owes if he finishes streaming this, especially the final boss.
"oh god please, give me the strength to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to face the things i CAN change, and the wisdom to know the diffrence between the 2" I will remember this forever as long as i live and pass it on
45:41 “it did do something”
as soon as he talks about it not
considering how much he laughed at the rock hitting the guys head in the biodome trailer im not surprised about his rock build idea
Is this THE Earwig Elbertson?
Loving the weapon reviews Jermsa! 😁😁 looking forward to seeing more of these in the DLC haha! Keep up the great content, you just earned a new sub!!
It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy..
7:16 Pretty good printer impression.
Can u review the blasphemous blade next :) Liked and subscribed :D
Sees a crab “omg is that a turtle?!”
Sees a horse “omg was that a pig?!”
I can not believe Jerma spoiled what happened to the tree
Jerma having an existential crisis when he realises his build is throwing rocks 😅😅
I had a feeling Jerma wouldn’t stream the DLC but at least he did a little bit
I like how RUclips gave me an option to skip ahead of the weapon review joke because it is commonly skipped lmao
OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ERDTREE
He warned us about GAS.
He fuggin WARNED us.
I warned you about gas bro, I told you man!
Please come back and finish the whole thing
its confirmed. jerma has a bug in his ear that tells him what to do
Remember when Jerma was like “this is for all the beetles” that was great
can't believe this sicko would do that to the tree
Love jerma, and in his retirement I wish him the best of life. However I must say I miss jerma streams so much!
COREY FROM COREY’S WORLD!
I love how Cory from the intro sounds just like him
Like thats just you man
You know, Jerma legitimately did this on his main channel. The video is 10-12 years old now, but it’s called “Uber Update Weapons Review Part 1” and he unironically reviews TF2 weapons for 30 seconds each. Very retro video but real
i loved the part where jerma went "its jerm- 💥
The game should have a mode where nothing attacks you. Id love to just *look* at the ghostflame dragon
The 2010 printer sound effects were pretty damn good 😂
44:30 actual insane person goes “what if i killed myself a second time”
If he wants to throw rocks. Just wait till he finds out about the golem fists.
10:59 It's nice that Buffalo Bill made an apprearance on one of Jerma's streams. I'd heard they were friends.
51:28 dual-weld
6:40 true philosopher
6:14 thank you, i needed this, thank you!
4:27 Yo Jerma is that big rock dude from Never Ending Story
I haven’t played the dlc yet but I think I’m dreading the putrescent knight the most out of any boss I’ve seen
Remember to jump over the blue fire bro
Guys what happened to the tree 😢
Inside the knot tightens, like a leash.
CRIMINAL ARSONIST breaks out in INSANE LAUGHTER when innocent bystander asks him what happened to the Erdtree (HE LIT IT ON FIRE)
When will the police finally catch up to Jeremiah Elbertsen?
32:50 What actually is this?? Why is the whole zoo having a slumber party,
Likely because of who is below them, and her influence.
St Trina puts living beings to sleep, just as a side effect of her existing
Thar uber saw taunt kill in the end got me
I would unironically watch jerma elden ring weapon showcases
Please change the title of this video. I clicked on it expecting weapon reviews for Elden Ring, but it's only been inane rambling for about eight minutes so far. How is Ben Franklin being in Hell relevant to reviewing a weapon? This "youtuber" is by far the worst I've ever seen! A cursory glance at this comment section tells me that apparently this man has died, and while that is certainly tragic, I will in fact NOT be liking and subscribing.
Dude
Too soon
49:32 I could not stop laughing man 🤣
hey there jerma, i liked and subscribed, when do i get a review of my weapon in elden ring? thanks greatest youtube video game weapons tester extraordinare, rip.
Need more :(
It was nice watching Jerma struggle on the level 15 weeping peninsula redmane sword cat boss at 28 minutes
2:17 words cant explain how much i love it when he makes up songs like this. Does anyone have a timestamp in the vod for this?
I hope Jerma finishes the dlc on stream. Jerma is the only streamer I can say that I am always happy to watch he is genuinely funny.
20:10 made me cry laugh IDK why
Jeremy “2007 printer” Elbertson
Jerma really being a human today
28:55 Even the fall was delayed
oh man... I didn't know what happens to the tree...ruined!!
the tree thing was not a joke for me a while ago when i watched his randomizer videos thinking surely there wouldnt be any lore spoilers…