ASMR Cranial Nerve Exam but you Failed
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- whenever yall see this ill be knocked out from surgery so this is a scheduled post but nonetheless a heavily requested video, so thank u to those of u who suggested this!
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Microphone used: Blue Yeti
Recorded on my iPhone 12 😎
(Lightning to USB adapter)
editor: Final Cut Pro :))
time stamps:
0:00 keyboard
00:13 the “hello” and checking is in
00:00 - 3:03 is like also typing
3:04 telling us what we diung
3:07 glove sounds (putting them on)
3:32 face checking with glove sounds
4:26 writing down our problems
5:04 it looks like one of those things you put liquid medicine in noises almost like a bottle cap to a water bottle
5:28 asking a few questions and writing your problems down
5:55 finger test of how far you can see dem
7:20 writing down the problems
7:50 nose number looking test
8:51 finger moving test (easier since we failed the last one )
9:21 we have problems with our vision that’s close to us
10:00 you just say the number
hey guys it’s really late so i’m not finishing it 💕 but if it gets 15 likes i’ll finish it :3
10:33 tells us we are blind :)
11:13 optometrist
11:31 follow my finger (with nice finger snapping which adds spice and relaxation)
12:15 recommends us to doctor
12:56 number sequence game where she says 3-4 numbers and we repeat what she says
12:42 checking ears
15:00 tweezer sounds p
15:12 cotton/q tip sound
15:32 checking the other side with that bottle cap thingy/ mouth noises and a little bit of whisper
15:46 “do you wear headphones a lot?” basically some questions about how bad of ears we have
16:01 tweezer sounds
16:25 cotton on mic
16:54 whispering in our ears 👂 with some finger sounds
18:36 telling us the next thing we doing with writing sounds(pen)
19:00 close your eyes and you say which side she’s doing hand sounds on (earbuds or headphones needed)
19:40 talks to us (Taste test)
20:45 we taste the q tip (had some spritz noises for like 2 seconds @ 20:41)
water noises from
21:03 to 21:07
(note it’s still the q tip thing don’t get confused )
22:35 asks us questions
23:18 water noise & tells us about the (smell) test
23:47 smell test with a couple bottle cap sounds, includes some water sounds
25:29 asks the usual questions about we can’t smell
25:56 talks about how we will do a touch test
26:32 makeup brush on mic
27:30 just small taps
28:02 a mix of both taps and brush
28:41 asks us if we’ve had any injuries or just any questions with writing sounds
I FINISHED
🚬
HOLY FU- OK LEMME FINISH IT TOMOTTOW
@@goodtoknow.l2126 it’s tmr
@@irelandharvey7020 fr
@@irelandharvey7020 I am a busy person
*Gets it completely wrong.*
"You were close, you were close."
You'd make a great elementary school teacher.
PLS THATS LITERALLY THE PLAN
@@sammyjammyasmr Do it!
@@sammyjammyasmr if you end up teaching you could be great I think.
We cross our fingers for you to archieve your goal! She would do her best also in higher education or as a doctor, scientist.
@@sammyjammyasmr YOUD BE SUCH A GOOD TEACHER PLS BE A TEACHER
She whispered "Six, Five, Four"
I was like: "One, Two, Three haha lol"
Her: "You heard 1,2,3?"
Me: *scared*
Lol
It’s never a good sign when your doctor laughs at you
LMFAOOO
True 😄
Okay... But my doctor always laughs at me-
@@sephtis9203 why??
This went to "cranial nerve exam" to "rude doctor makes fun of my illnesses" real quick
She destroyed her knee, had surgery and shes still making videos for us. This is why she is the asmr queen.
Wait what
i appreciate u 😭❤️
@@sammyjammyasmr 😭
@@FearlessFlaw
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Oooonooo!! I wish you get well very very soon Sammy! !! I was about to ask why you dont make vids because l miss you, well this is awful! Now do what is the best for you. Good health and see you soon healthy, shiny and happy! Best wishes!! 🌹☀️🌹
Pov: your nurse laughs at you for being a loser
LMFAOOO NOO
@@sammyjammyasmr LMFAOO
@@imendezzz vf
“On a average how much sleep do u get”
Me: “It’s 4:56am I’m pretty sure that explains it...”
the way it's 4:41am for me right now 😭 i feel you
@@mixxdup lmao its 4:54am for me now aKAJDJAJDNSJDJ
it’s 5:12 ahhh
"Oh you know, five, six."
"Hours?"
"Minutes."
@@mariateller4292 i dont like ur pfp
nice ive never seen a cranial nerve exam where you dont pass-
What about gibis
There's so many out there though, this is like the 10th one I've seen 🤣
Do you pass or fail these? Idek how it works lol
@@allothere you supposed to pass irl
Oh btw Um Irrelevant Alex asmr has done one u should check out 😁
(btw u fail )
I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING BULLIED WHEN YOU LAUGHED- 😭 Asides being bullied super tingly and relaxing 💀
HAHAH i love being bullied tho its tingly
@@helenastevic1975 HAHA YES
timestamp plzz
You are a pog person.
HELLO FELLOW SAPNAP SIMP HEHE
27:30
Me pressing images of sidewalks to make sure I’m not a robot
This made me breathe out my nose
dude idk if its just me but soft spoken (like she does) is so much better than whispers??
I also love soft spoken
100%
Totally
"Your vision is terrible" 🤣 nice to see this side of your personality
Right? She is able to do the same thing so well with her Cassandra character too. It feels weird to feel judged and entertained at the same time 😆
so so tingly 😩
edit: time stamp for myself 16:53
Yes It’s so satisfying
NO STOP LITERALLY IM CRYING WHEN YOU SAID “idk how your still alive” you said it so calmly 😭😭😩😩
pov: you're trippin balls at your docs office
But I’m a girl 🧐
when you were whispering words in our ears that was soo tingly i need a whole video🙏🏽🙏🏽😩😩
Yes
Your videos are getting better every time. Thanks for your effort ! 👍
The pacing in this video is awesome! Probably one of the most accurate doctor role plays I've seen as far as how quick they move and speak without being chaotic. Other than laughing at us 🤣 loved this
if this thing happens irl, i would cry so bad. imagine failing cranial exam
i like ur name and pfp pic
“okay well I think there is something seriously wrong with you, but you gave it your best effort didn’t you?” LMAOO
First time seeing a fail! Very well done and fun. Hit so many of my favorite triggers and great seeing the return of the doctor's office background.
i'm brazilian and i watched your video in english, i'm super happy that i managed to understand and like this asmr a lot. hopefully you reach your goal with the channel, you do it very well :)
Salve fml
@@esmeiquer1585 salve, estamos em toda parte KKKKKK
Was hoping for this.
I got an asmr curology ad and I’ve never felt so blessed
Ikr! I've seen several asmr and silent ads on these types of videos and it's so nice
Great background, it seems real!
I thought she was actually in a hospital 😂😂
What if it is real😰
No shit it’s a green screen
I’ve never been so relaxed when failing a test ✨😌✨
"I think there's something seriously wrong with you." Well, it's at least nice to have confirmation.
Ahhh yes, yeah this here is what we call having the Covid 5000
LMFAOOOOO PLSSS
I love your profile pic🙏
@@dragonwings8317 thank youuu
Alternate title: ASMR cranial nerve exam but you're a rock
Failing a test? Finally, something I can manage!
man your pacing is perfect. i don't usually like longer asmr videos but this gave me tingles all the way through 10/10
Idk why but the finger wiggles are sooooooooo tingly for me😩 You did them in one video & I’ve been obsessed ever since👏🏽
Asmr idea: Cleaning your wound after a sparring competition
I had this idea after I got first place in a sparring tournament but I got kicked in the mouth, kicked in the legs multiple times, punched in the neck and collar bone, etc. So as you can see I was pretty banged up afterwards, so my friend who watched me checked out my bruises and cuts and helped me heal a little and he said “I bet ASMR can’t do this” jokingly, and in my head I said “but what if it could...” so I’m here now!
during the follow the finger I felt like a dog who was having its picture taken 😭😭😭 LMAO
"How much of a disappointment are you?"
I fail every exams. Even medical ones.
I’m litterally obsessed with this video, because you’re the best, and the most creative ASMRartist i’ve ever seen, continue this! I need your video forever! (Sorry for my bad english, but i’m italian so i can’t speak/Write it vero well) have a good day!
the whispering at 13:15 is so soothing and tingly
Do a glove and oil video 😭 best sounds ever
This is random but ur eyeshadow is pretty it’s so simple and pink I like it:)
If you could lower the brightness to the background that’d make this perfect
I'm guessing the subject is under a great deal of stress.
Back in 2020 after loosing my dad to complications from a heart attack, loosing my job, not qualifying for unemployment, and so on, there came a point where chicken smelled like bananas but tasted like mold, Dr. Pepper became bitter, bread tasted like nuts, and I had to pretend that sewer smell was disgusting.
In truth it smelt like sizzling fajitas to my messed up senses.
Was like this for months.
My Doctor said this is induced by extreme chronic stress.
These symptoms occasionally return from time to time.
I’m seeing more and more sarcasm in ASMR and I am liking it very much, it matches my humor... only problem is I’m laughing instead of sleeping
The keyboard sounds are so delightful!!! Amazing tingles on this one. 💯
One of the best asmr Videos ever. I always come back to it🫶🏼
Fantastic video Sammy! Hope the knee heals quickly! Thank you for uploading.. your videos are the best!
hope your surgery went well!!!
it's about time we got a more realistic ASMR video
After years of watching Craneal Nerve ASMR, is great to watch one that fails 😄😄 Interesting🙃👏👏
_uploaded 3 minutes ago._ Wow this is great. Best ever. Good work
Haven’t been on one that hadn’t passed a cranial nerve exam 😂 have to throw away the whole person
LMAOOO
I'd love a follow up to this!! - either separate ones for the different referrals or a longer single one for the referrals.
- maybe also send us for a thorough covid test if our taste and sense of smell are screwed..??! 🤔🤔 xx
i heard her say "im doctor sj" and i was like "BROOO IF YOU SAID 'im doctor sammy jammy' I WOULDVE DIED"
I’VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE, TURN IT UP!!!
Perfect time! The last few post have been in the morning for me but this time it’s perfect just away to go to sleep! Night! Thanks for the video as always
sammy: tears ACL
also sammy: produces content for her subscribers anyways
you’re the goat SJ
ASMR CHAMP! Thanks for keep us filled with tingles while you have not so nice tingles. Hope the operation went well! Miss all the chatter!
ive been seeing your videos all over my feed and i’m loving it. keep up the great work:)
Ik everyone always talks about her nose but... Her eyebrows ✨🤌perfect
wishing you a speedy recovery!
Would love to see a “something stuck in eye” video! Keep up the great posts!!
the fact that she posted that yesterday 😨
ur asmr is literally my favorite
Failing a cranial nerve exam would have only been made even *more* perfect with an announcement for, "Paging Doctor Cassaundra..."
> fiendish giggling
YES! Totally this ^^
Lmao this is actually great exposure therapy for my health anxiety
To be honest u are probably my favourite asmr creator right now and keep the videos up ❤
I LOVE THIS! thankyiu for making ur videos despite everything! you are strong n beautiful❤️
I love your video’s!❤️
I just started watching you 3 days ago and your already my favorite asmrtist
Why did I feel like I had to say the opposite of what it was lol 😂
"do you do drugs"
Yes
"What kind?"
Yes
I have wanted a cranial nerve exam where you fail for so long omg
I was hammering nails in the wall and i hit my fingers and got pissed off and throw the hammer way up in the air and came back down on my head really hard and knocked my brains in and now im stupid so my eyes and ears are damaged.
finally an accurate cranial nerve exam. i’m too stupid to pass anything lmao
I feel like you'd do a superb job at impersonating Dixie's voice 😭💀
Lol my name is Dixie, and I got so confused at first, then I realized
i need my exam @6:30 am , and more sleeep !
I love your videos but I feel like having a darker background makes it easier on the eyes for me to sleep to
My battery 1% me watches video
My battery:I’ll wait
Please continue this series 😂😂
omg Ive been wanting this for so long
It was fun rolplaying, just doing every task wrong :)
I clicked this video because of the title as I seem to have passed every Cranial Nerve exam in history.
Saw a girl who looks about 14yo
Heard a girl who is about 28yo.
Very good video, I know I'm assuming/guessing your age but you have a very mature aura and personality and that made this video amazing!
Keep up the good work :D
Hello, I have seen your videos and post in the past about guys and creeps on here. I just want you to know I watch your channel because I like to support people and you do a great job. Keep up the good work, and don't let people bother you. You are awesome God bless.
Good luck with your surgery! Great upload!
Just a tip having the background black would be beneficial to people who are wanting to fall asleep watching your videos :)
When ur doctor laughs at u but also wears a hoodie to the appointment
I thought this was so interesting; I have sensory processing issues and some of the things that were wrong actually happen to me a lot like when she said picture and the “person” said curtain, I know it sounds so odd but its so true. At least now I know I’d definitely fail a cranial nerve exam😂😂
It's the first time i see this eyes color wow😍
i’ve ended up falling asleep to this 3 nights in a row lmao
I love when she gives those little giggles reminds me of my sister🥰🥰🥰(she moved cross country😞)
thank you for affirming my fears 😭😭
The super casual yet concerned “there is something seriously wrong here” is making me laugh so hard
the way that she gently says that my vision is terrible 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Me: Lemon
Her: You got lemon... that was coffee..
Me: wow lol
(A couple seconds later)
Me: Chocolate
Her: Chocolate... not Quite it was actually lemon
Bro when i tell you i like hopped up and rewinded that to see if i heard that right..
I'm just in time for my appointment! I need a good night of sleep 💤😴!!!!
You are great, and that’s coming from a 38yro asmr veteran 👵🏼
my name is sj and this genuinely scared the living daylights out of me. i was half asleep and heard my own name
I can't tell if she purposely flipped the audio, I checked and the right is coming out of left, left out of right lol, did she do this so I would fail the hearing questions haha 😄
Her laughing at me was like my math teacher when I had a F in the class… (And yes I used to have an F in math class)
Wow first one I've ever failed.
I'm impressed
1:04
the first girl that’s ever/ ever going to ask for my phone number