Eminem: Stuff to Never Rhyme (Full Video)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @epro
    @epro  3 года назад +671

    New EJ Out Now!
    Download for free from ej.gs

    • @liltaysucksfack318
      @liltaysucksfack318 3 года назад +30

      Holy fuck how did u did that

    • @domseyboi
      @domseyboi 3 года назад +1

      First like

    • @jnskage1497
      @jnskage1497 3 года назад +3

      @@liltaysucksfack318 ikr how tf

    • @soarmilo2703
      @soarmilo2703 3 года назад +1

      Emeninem safe 100 💯 my money in the safe

    • @soarmilo2703
      @soarmilo2703 3 года назад +2

      Show love to daddy lantern

  • @frostbd
    @frostbd 5 лет назад +6575

    this video is about 10% eminem and 90% ceiling

    • @DinFL
      @DinFL 4 года назад +33

      Mike Frost Love your comment!

    • @germa2k
      @germa2k 4 года назад +18

      Fax

    • @axelblaze3854
      @axelblaze3854 4 года назад +46

      if u can deal wid the stuff he is dealing.....you will that there's no problem in showing a little bit of ceiling

    • @aquacrocwherry3321
      @aquacrocwherry3321 4 года назад +110

      That's just how dad's record.

    • @Orlando-go1tb
      @Orlando-go1tb 4 года назад +61

      5% Eminem
      40% ceiling
      55% black boarder

  • @justspider-manwithapistol145
    @justspider-manwithapistol145 3 года назад +3627

    I love how he's holding the phone like every dad calling their daughter or son.

    • @jrkin
      @jrkin 3 года назад +123

      More like grandparents lol

    • @infernus2438
      @infernus2438 3 года назад +14

      BRO STOP FOLLOWING ME

    • @sheharyarkhan1531
      @sheharyarkhan1531 3 года назад +21

      @@infernus2438 or r u following him?

    • @infernus2438
      @infernus2438 3 года назад +8

      @@sheharyarkhan1531 No bruh he prolly got the same fucking interests I have sheeeshh

    • @sheharyarkhan1531
      @sheharyarkhan1531 3 года назад +3

      @@infernus2438 I guess, he's actually known for being everywhere on the internet. Probably the most popular commenter ever.

  • @killswitch8653
    @killswitch8653 5 лет назад +5599

    You can't name-drop Em's daughter without getting slaughtered

  • @Notevendani
    @Notevendani Год назад +448

    5:01 "If you're gonna be lyrical you better stay the fuck away from miracles" Had me laughing so hard I cried😂😂😂😂

    • @chucke.cheese2212
      @chucke.cheese2212 Год назад +25

      Dissed 99% of these RUclips rappers who look up to him. 😂

    • @NoahDplayzz
      @NoahDplayzz Год назад +9

      ​@@chucke.cheese2212 bro I'm listening to this and I hear so many rap lyrics I've already heard

    • @Newpolz
      @Newpolz Год назад +6

      ​@@NoahDplayzzthat's show😂😂😂😂

    • @shrimpscampin
      @shrimpscampin 3 месяца назад

      So real 😂😂

    • @SlaveToVialism
      @SlaveToVialism 3 месяца назад

      "nobody cares about your lyrical miracals. you're scaring the hoes"

  • @javonjonez3929
    @javonjonez3929 5 лет назад +11864

    And if your real names clarence, you cant live at home with both parents.

    • @shiffterCL
      @shiffterCL 5 лет назад +588

      and Clarence parents have a real good marriage.

    • @JakerMusic_
      @JakerMusic_ 5 лет назад +355

      And your parents cant have a really good marriage

    • @n1kirby
      @n1kirby 5 лет назад +93

      Javon Jonez this is the first time i have ever laughed out loud at a comment

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 лет назад +121

      if you're gonna tell the little kiddy to go play
      It CANNOT feel like babysitting lil tay

    • @FestiveParrot
      @FestiveParrot 5 лет назад +37

      they can, if they have a bad marrige.. but if your names is clarence, you parents can not have a real good marrige

  • @ZenZooZoo
    @ZenZooZoo 4 года назад +3688

    If your palms ever sweaty, just stay the hell away from spaghetti.

  • @pillerman7954
    @pillerman7954 5 лет назад +2311

    Eminem is just flexing his ceiling

  • @stevencolt777
    @stevencolt777 3 года назад +286

    The way they go deep into the details makes me laugh my ass off, man. Eminem has to be one of the most down to earth celebs out there.

    • @G0L0V0L0MKEE
      @G0L0V0L0MKEE 2 года назад +3

      HE DID CALLED B0B LEGEND (0R S0METHING)

    • @cruzhernandez2833
      @cruzhernandez2833 Год назад +1

      For real. 😂 I defiantly needed that rn. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @aymankh8843
    @aymankh8843 5 лет назад +21991

    If you have a man bun , you can't name your self after a damn gun

    • @bociphous2036
      @bociphous2036 5 лет назад +222

      Hey dumbass someone already made your comment up there 3 months ago

    • @michaelnilio6746
      @michaelnilio6746 5 лет назад +581

      Hey bociphous, comments do tend to get lost in the comment section

    • @paulwalker1617
      @paulwalker1617 4 года назад +87

      @@michaelnilio6746 hey man you don't have to be a stan

    • @michaelnilio6746
      @michaelnilio6746 4 года назад +229

      @@paulwalker1617 I'm not... I'm just saying that comments tend to get lost in the comment section. Idk how that makes me a stan

    • @paulwalker1617
      @paulwalker1617 4 года назад +94

      @@michaelnilio6746 Uhmmmm I'm just rhyming words together DUDE 😂

  • @_exkasier_9624
    @_exkasier_9624 4 года назад +4847

    This is literally us getting a glimpse of how Em thinks everyday

  • @HX1122
    @HX1122 6 лет назад +2886

    Honestly I'm not gonna lie if Eminem did a side thing as a YT series where he just goofs off with his mates I'd 10/10 sub and watch.

    • @doggoshouse439
      @doggoshouse439 5 лет назад +16

      ye S his recording skills would make me not wanna watch

    • @hoagie7859
      @hoagie7859 5 лет назад +8

      @Slim Shady Cause everyone is on the internet and most of everyone are total jerkoffs lol.

    • @Luke16510
      @Luke16510 5 лет назад +14

      @Slim Shady no he doesn't just because hes reclusive dont mean he is scared

    • @bingle4551
      @bingle4551 5 лет назад +4

      he is too busy with music

    • @muselamabdallah8709
      @muselamabdallah8709 5 лет назад +4

      He is scared of the internet and he dosent even know how to use it and If he would he would still wont use it

  • @joe.b944
    @joe.b944 3 года назад +386

    4:25 so you’re telling me I can’t be on a block with two glocks screaming fuck the world like Tupac?

    • @tarfarian
      @tarfarian 3 года назад +21

      oooh dawg, thats too hot. if i was in your shoes I, woulda let out a loose fart

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 года назад +17

      Exactly. Also, if you're a demon, you cannot be screaming in a limousine like RATM.

    • @slimshady4612
      @slimshady4612 3 года назад +2

      Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mack telling your boys that I'm on crack

    • @SouthSideBos74
      @SouthSideBos74 3 года назад +6

      That's a good one.

    • @ljavwa3459
      @ljavwa3459 9 месяцев назад

      Well if no one finds out then you're actually in luck
      Because if no one at all knows then how can they give a fuck

  • @masface6
    @masface6 6 лет назад +6010

    "You can have knowledge but it better not be from college."
    "It better be in high school." 😂Wow

    • @wezley_snipes
      @wezley_snipes 5 лет назад +12

      LOL.

    • @KevinWare.
      @KevinWare. 5 лет назад +5

      @@wezley_snipes where is that at?

    • @-L0-
      @-L0- 5 лет назад +9

      @@KevinWare. around 2:30 and 2:50

    • @collinschumo3586
      @collinschumo3586 5 лет назад +4

      Friends phone
      F that this alien is smar alien chic n1uk

    • @marshalllaw931
      @marshalllaw931 5 лет назад +2

      mrg

  • @frankparent463
    @frankparent463 3 года назад +2581

    Damn, Em really used all 7% of the screen.

  • @yngcultr
    @yngcultr 6 лет назад +9536

    If you have a beard, it can't be *WEIRD*

    • @CaspavelliDaBelly
      @CaspavelliDaBelly 6 лет назад +29

      Toasted your post~Kidd😔

    • @rishiparashar6868
      @rishiparashar6868 6 лет назад +112

      Reverse that shit

    • @hisky.
      @hisky. 6 лет назад +29

      MGK diss

    • @anonhusna
      @anonhusna 5 лет назад +404

      If you have a machine gun, you can't have a man bun

    • @samuelsternberg575
      @samuelsternberg575 5 лет назад +66

      I hate the toxic Eminem fanbase who doesn’t shut up about mgk but I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t funny

  • @laursieloise
    @laursieloise 3 года назад +79

    the random zoom ins on his ceiling and curtains are killing me 💀

  • @Ibreakboxes2
    @Ibreakboxes2 4 года назад +1528

    “If you’re using too many napkins, you CANNOT have ANY bapkins”

    • @zero_fux_given8840
      @zero_fux_given8840 3 года назад +32

      Way too many bapkins..hahhaha that part always makes me laugh at the end

    • @beatzsomirakulus5661
      @beatzsomirakulus5661 3 года назад +5

      🤣😂

    • @hexhydr4
      @hexhydr4 3 года назад +7

      "Officer, I'd like to report a Homicide"

    • @Tac-ManOfficial
      @Tac-ManOfficial 3 года назад +6

      And you CANNOT under ANY circumstance look what I’m plannin

    • @CROPDUSTERB-52
      @CROPDUSTERB-52 3 года назад +2

      Not even while I’m looking and staring at mannequins?

  • @foxfmx117
    @foxfmx117 5 лет назад +2749

    If you have napkins, they can't be with bampkins

    • @fiqirr
      @fiqirr 5 лет назад +122

      If youre having a divorce, it cant be Harrison Ford

    • @saltyspitoon792
      @saltyspitoon792 5 лет назад +55

      @@fiqirr youre using wayy too many napkins

    • @vahidansari4820
      @vahidansari4820 5 лет назад +9

      Best comment of today! 😂😂

    • @yettimusik2068
      @yettimusik2068 5 лет назад +9

      Look what I’m planning “

    • @sickfoo5506
      @sickfoo5506 5 лет назад +4

      In da back of the floor boards

  • @akiramatoi4158
    @akiramatoi4158 4 года назад +1539

    Is this what you call "Marshall" Law

    • @jamesgreengrass3963
      @jamesgreengrass3963 4 года назад +26

      This comment doesn't get enough appreciation

    • @shoecan2047
      @shoecan2047 4 года назад +26

      and marshall law rhymes with mashallah, which when said is used for appreciation. so yeah you can use that i guess lol

    • @mysticgamer3446
      @mysticgamer3446 4 года назад +7

      So my law
      My name is marshall
      I'm named after Eminem

    • @saihpej1507
      @saihpej1507 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dawhoda1
      @dawhoda1 4 года назад +2

      @@mysticgamer3446 your name is *_MARSH_*

  • @patato541
    @patato541 2 года назад +347

    “ if you are a mobster you cannot eat lobster” - Eminem.

    • @funderberry82723
      @funderberry82723 4 месяца назад +15

      If you're gonna be a mobster, that's fine. But you better stay the FUCK away from lobster!

    • @nikhilreddy1659
      @nikhilreddy1659 3 месяца назад +1

      Bars. GOAT for a reason

  • @scalabrineisgoat6010
    @scalabrineisgoat6010 4 года назад +644

    If you have tissues, you should not have an issue because whoever you’re crying over doesn’t miss you.

    • @ashwilliams1725
      @ashwilliams1725 4 года назад +18

      I want to write this on my wall

    • @sofrshsocln4
      @sofrshsocln4 4 года назад +11

      UNDERRATED

    • @kidbat7779
      @kidbat7779 4 года назад +5

      Yeah but like your using too many napkins tho

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 года назад +3

      Kids who think they're cool are fricken fools

    • @amityperry1582
      @amityperry1582 4 года назад +3

      KidBatman 777 bapkins

  • @SMTorbati
    @SMTorbati 6 лет назад +6190

    If you're named after a gun you can't have a MAN BUN !!

    • @dtwistrewind7361
      @dtwistrewind7361 6 лет назад +212

      Machine bun kelly

    • @beastr.l.661
      @beastr.l.661 6 лет назад +13

      Wtf. Rhyming is the new message? Stupid kiddo. Mgk killed you bro.

    • @rainman9915
      @rainman9915 6 лет назад +17

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ch_boki
      @ch_boki 6 лет назад +84

      Beast R.L. water gun kelly he splashd Eminem thats all he did. Wake up kiddo there is a reason Eminem is that highly respected. that doesnt come from nothing idiot

    • @NortvesterTG
      @NortvesterTG 6 лет назад +7

      no... you can't. You just can't.

  • @sinspedroski4748
    @sinspedroski4748 6 лет назад +2542

    If you gonna slaughter... *Don't mention someone's daughter*

  • @jayp.6166
    @jayp.6166 Год назад +43

    …still one of my favorite things on the internet lol
    So fucking funny.
    Alchemist with the “You can’t drop a bomb like anything” and “You’re just a regular mortal human, you don’t perform miracles” had me all fucked up lol

  • @MatthewTheUntitled
    @MatthewTheUntitled 4 года назад +1985

    This is how eminem talks inside his head when he is trying not to rhyme

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 4 года назад +37

      A very complex mind lol

    • @eF_HAVoc
      @eF_HAVoc 4 года назад +8

      Thats the joke m8

    • @tobiastheblueman
      @tobiastheblueman 4 года назад +2

      Hi I'm Faker, that shit's hilarious! 🤣

    • @hoodyk7342
      @hoodyk7342 4 года назад +2

      XD he has to fight it off all day lol

    • @etankcam5406
      @etankcam5406 4 года назад

      @@eF_HAVoc not really

  • @pavy.
    @pavy. 5 лет назад +2198

    If you're divorcing Harrison Ford it can't be in a Porsche with the floor boards

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 4 года назад +54

      In a ford while im flooring porn.

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 4 года назад +91

      You CANNOT use way to many napkins if your flapping around like a Bambkin, one or the other

    • @batwolf9855
      @batwolf9855 4 года назад +30

      Especially not while you're world touring

    • @Oldmanlos
      @Oldmanlos 4 года назад +24

      @@batwolf9855 In a ford explorin somethin foreign

    • @TrollsAndScrolls
      @TrollsAndScrolls 4 года назад +14

      *just be careful not to use way too many napkins, bapkins!*

  • @daka4ever
    @daka4ever 4 года назад +1521

    The only person who is allowed to post RUclips videos vertically

    • @dylaneverhartmusic
      @dylaneverhartmusic 4 года назад +52

      He can do whatever he wants because everyone's too afraid to insult him

    • @ArunSukumar
      @ArunSukumar 4 года назад +15

      It's an Insta story..

    • @ciphermusic4259
      @ciphermusic4259 4 года назад +4

      @@dylaneverhartmusic 🤡

    • @Venom-fy6zn
      @Venom-fy6zn 4 года назад +10

      @@ArunSukumar don't ruin the joke/fun fact

    • @thebigcookie5831
      @thebigcookie5831 4 года назад +2

      @@dylaneverhartmusic and hes not afraid

  • @ejkk9513
    @ejkk9513 2 года назад +55

    I'm not going to lie... "if I go in V.I.P, they don't need to see I.D" that's a dope rhyme. I haven't heard anyone say that.

    • @HistorianXV
      @HistorianXV 3 месяца назад +1

      Em himself on Twerk dat Pop That, kinda? (He does it use it as a double entendre tho)

  • @MVangelmx
    @MVangelmx 5 лет назад +3014

    Sometimes, I forget Eminem is 46 then I see the way he films his shit or takes his selfies, then I realize yeah this man is 46
    .

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 лет назад +398

      Actually Em knows how to film he just makes it as a joke about his age which shows his sense of humour

    • @liamkelley467
      @liamkelley467 5 лет назад +29

      wasnt it the guy on the right filming tho?

    • @PokiBroki
      @PokiBroki 5 лет назад +34

      Genos you couldn't handle the young em

    • @MVangelmx
      @MVangelmx 5 лет назад +34

      @@PokiBroki I was a bby when the young Em was around

    • @sticmatic
      @sticmatic 5 лет назад +22

      don't call ALCHEMIST guy in the right xD

  • @FatalBlow113
    @FatalBlow113 6 лет назад +3987

    If somebody has a beard... *IT CANNOT BE WEIRD!*

    • @rebeccatemplet8309
      @rebeccatemplet8309 6 лет назад +38

      Boss Bunny I like that lmao that’s true

    • @anoncanon1100
      @anoncanon1100 6 лет назад +31

      lmao
      lmao
      lmao
      lmao

    • @fin183
      @fin183 6 лет назад +75

      MGK get rekt

    • @AK5CP
      @AK5CP 6 лет назад +193

      Boss Bunny IF you have a manbun, you can not be named after a gun

    • @adgbjk
      @adgbjk 6 лет назад +3

      Loooool

  • @anshulsharma8944
    @anshulsharma8944 5 лет назад +558

    If something dope hits you,
    You can't take the mic home with you.

  • @AtlantaFrost
    @AtlantaFrost 2 года назад +48

    Em is a pure talent
    He just makes perfect rhymes from the scratch in a matter of seconds..Genius

  • @UrbanLegend2k11
    @UrbanLegend2k11 6 лет назад +450

    Shout out to Em for that camera work. Had the video looking like it was filmed by everyone's dad that just signed up for Facebook.

  • @dawnification910
    @dawnification910 3 года назад +2357

    After the Lil Windex Eminem videos I can't stop thinking about Eminem constantly speaking in rhymes 😂

    • @dr.kaseflips3355
      @dr.kaseflips3355 3 года назад +18

      true

    • @onebabyguerilla
      @onebabyguerilla 3 года назад +60

      This just validates lil windex even more....

    • @jeannewillemse6433
      @jeannewillemse6433 3 года назад +38

      you know what rhymes with cupid?...stupid...

    • @andrewmcmillions3138
      @andrewmcmillions3138 3 года назад +19

      😂😂😂 It hit me hard right at the very beginning of the video, I was like yes this is what I'm here for

    • @andrewmcmillions3138
      @andrewmcmillions3138 3 года назад +15

      I feel like it was Ems low key way of confirming it
      (while also teaching the young rappers a lesson)

  • @Greasysweet6
    @Greasysweet6 4 года назад +1248

    “The Krusty Krab can’t be unfair if Mr. Krabs is in there.”

  • @patato541
    @patato541 2 года назад +32

    “If it’s gonna be violence it can not rhyme with silence” amen

  • @brianb8003
    @brianb8003 3 года назад +1552

    I love how everyone else is struggling to come up with a rhyme, and eminem just flows them lol

    • @Ranganation
      @Ranganation 3 года назад +43

      I'm fair sure most of these ryhmes are his own lyrics or lyrics from Artists he is close friends with. 90% of the rhymes he said, i've heard in his songs.
      And i think they may be reading it off a screen or something, but i could be wrong about that.

    • @SuperDonez
      @SuperDonez 3 года назад +83

      He is just listing the most cliched lyrics which have been in the game since forever.

    • @Zenith_Nulls
      @Zenith_Nulls 3 года назад +2

      @@SuperDonez i found him

    • @badabadabadatubababadadaah1410
      @badabadabadatubababadadaah1410 3 года назад +4

      the mind of eminem is a whole other something. hes a bag of m&ms... big bag too

    • @lildawg1685
      @lildawg1685 3 года назад +5

      @@SuperDonez nah some of them there aren’t cliches at all they just playing with rhymes and making jokes

  • @AnthonyB1ake
    @AnthonyB1ake 6 лет назад +1809

    This needs to be read aloud before every cypher from now on.

    • @deandre87deandre87
      @deandre87deandre87 6 лет назад +10

      Anthony B and after the cyphers, discrediting the artists and not putting their verses on the internet anywhere

    • @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575
      @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 6 лет назад +12

      This comment needs to get Pinned 👏 👏 👏 👏

    • @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575
      @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 6 лет назад +20

      Also you can’t say: “swag, skirrrt, braaat, drip, nigga,” .... Try and actually Rap now. Without those repeated dumb words who can actually “Rap”? 👀 (Only those with talent and skills, that’s who.)

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 6 лет назад +3

      Whatsitmatter Whydoyoucare You can use the word drip but it should be in context of your tongue drips acid or or something

    • @CaughtYouTrollin
      @CaughtYouTrollin 6 лет назад

      Anthony B lmao too funny

  • @samboykin3152
    @samboykin3152 5 лет назад +595

    Me: writes rap
    Also me: watches this video
    Still me: rewrites whole rap

  • @ceus90
    @ceus90 2 года назад +67

    "If you're having sick sick dreams, then it can't be about the picnic scenes" 😂

  • @SpencerBarton
    @SpencerBarton 4 года назад +2819

    “You gotta be allergic to shellfish” 😂

    • @SpencerBarton
      @SpencerBarton 4 года назад +66

      Also after Em said “you can’t have swagger and be like mick jagger”.. the dude on the left said “you gotta be like Lou Ferrigno” 😂😂😂

    • @mr.factual570
      @mr.factual570 4 года назад +1

      OMG WOW ruclips.net/video/RRR6fln3Oac/видео.html

    • @MadameiMercyJeanX__
      @MadameiMercyJeanX__ 4 года назад +2

      @@mr.factual570 😻😸

    • @jackjensen2287
      @jackjensen2287 4 года назад +2

      Lmaooo I love your vids, I didn’t expect to see you here 😂

    • @Benkei978
      @Benkei978 4 года назад +1

      Thank you for getting me back into skateboarding

  • @nicholasmansch3224
    @nicholasmansch3224 4 года назад +556

    If you’re knees are weak, then you’re arms can’t be heavy

    • @leondomo8831
      @leondomo8831 4 года назад +20

      EN EM no fucking moms spaghetti

    • @fotismonocheir1446
      @fotismonocheir1446 4 года назад +13

      If you are knees are weak, then you are arms can't be heavy

    • @Mr.Potts05
      @Mr.Potts05 4 года назад +2

      @@fotismonocheir1446 🤣😂🤣

    • @Rudi.418
      @Rudi.418 4 года назад

      moms spaghetti

    • @Halzabalza
      @Halzabalza 4 года назад +1

      If your arms are gonna be heavy, listen, this is important, YOU CAN NOT, by all means, vomit moms spaghetti

  • @刘巴顿z
    @刘巴顿z 4 года назад +2417

    One minute of silence for those that thought em was being serious

    • @beppington5947
      @beppington5947 4 года назад +71

      Wait he wasn't?

    • @sightl3s375
      @sightl3s375 4 года назад +65

      @@beppington5947 I honestly couldn't tell, I think he was 😂

    • @wDoucheCanoe
      @wDoucheCanoe 4 года назад +43

      I think he was serious with some of it

    • @notaidan4643
      @notaidan4643 4 года назад +6

      Never Not Phil no not at all

    • @notaidan4643
      @notaidan4643 4 года назад +81

      Never Not Phil man said “you can not be a mobster and eat lobster” and you think he’s being serious? 😂

  • @danshia8564
    @danshia8564 2 года назад +32

    I forgot how hilarious Em is. He was so intimidating for a long time I forgot that his old music videos are full of comedies. Lol

  • @Blue4LifeSW6
    @Blue4LifeSW6 5 лет назад +1102

    If you need a problem solver, it can't be a revolver.

    • @gelatskis2262
      @gelatskis2262 5 лет назад +5

      Thats off of a freestyle

    • @cIiffe
      @cIiffe 5 лет назад +14

      everybody got problems
      but not everybody need a .45 to solve em, revolve em...

    • @yrknutzreek
      @yrknutzreek 5 лет назад +3

      That's dark...

    • @g1niouz
      @g1niouz 5 лет назад +5

      Damn that shit deep

    • @tyme6400
      @tyme6400 5 лет назад +1

      King Los freestyled this I know, I'm sure there was someone else who said it

  • @moisesvelasquez3265
    @moisesvelasquez3265 6 лет назад +591

    I wish Em was my teacher of English

    • @dsdak8941
      @dsdak8941 5 лет назад +8

      moises velasquez you obviously need one yoda

    • @liamsmith331
      @liamsmith331 5 лет назад

      Logan Felix huh? didn’t really do the yoda sentence reversal sorta thing, just used the word of. Lol still makes sense.

  • @oval144
    @oval144 5 лет назад +1043

    Eminem in July -“If you’re in the booth, you can’t say the truth”
    Eminem on Kamikaze, “- and now I’m just freestyling in the vocal booth, and you know I always spoke the truth” 😂😂😂
    Tf em😂😂😂

    • @stevendaly516
      @stevendaly516 5 лет назад +115

      Yeah but that's a triple syllable rhyme so I think it's okay 😂

    • @DaShonuff
      @DaShonuff 4 года назад +93

      Only the GOATS can break the rules.

    • @MavihsLH
      @MavihsLH 4 года назад +100

      Owethu Valantiya
      That’s the whole point. They’re making fun of their own lyrics. Em literally used the backpack line as well.

    • @antylelele5682
      @antylelele5682 4 года назад +3

      How u know its his truth ?

    • @Itachi-qk6dj
      @Itachi-qk6dj 4 года назад +3

      Same with the pencil

  • @BakedCookiesallday
    @BakedCookiesallday 2 года назад +37

    This guy should do rap songs, seems good

  • @GustavAstep
    @GustavAstep 5 лет назад +652

    These bars better than 90 % of rap songs nowadays

    • @ikegreger315
      @ikegreger315 5 лет назад +6

      Gustav Astep facts

    • @501jaylee
      @501jaylee 5 лет назад +9

      Good Rapman Kendrick Lamar, Logic, Big Sean, Tyler The Creator, Eminem, Joyner Lucas, and some of KSI’s work are the only HipHop creators that take their craft serious enough to rise to the top like they have. 🤷‍♂️

    • @TPABenjoyer
      @TPABenjoyer 5 лет назад +4

      Oracle Official JID and Denzel two of the top 3 rn

    • @501jaylee
      @501jaylee 5 лет назад +3

      Sky J I said “sum” of his work is good, not all.
      Quadeca squashed him in all forms of rapping in that little small beef.

    • @str8kronic
      @str8kronic 5 лет назад +3

      These bars are from 90% of rap songs of all time

  • @dmcalister4505
    @dmcalister4505 6 лет назад +702

    If you throw your hands In the air, DO NOT wave them like you just dont care...

    • @Quartered_Rodent
      @Quartered_Rodent 6 лет назад +8

      oh no you can wave them but do not announce OR pronounce that you are or that they should... in the hood if they could that's fine but not at the same time. I rhymed...

    • @i1abnrk
      @i1abnrk 6 лет назад +1

      But go ahead and wear clean underwear. Ha

    • @Greego
      @Greego 6 лет назад

      Oh, I just inquired about this. Apparently I can't do this now. Can somebody still scream if I yell at them to do so?

    • @jeremythedude
      @jeremythedude 6 лет назад +1

      U can have your hands in the air ..but under any circumstances u better not wave um like u just dont care. Lol

    •  6 лет назад

      Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

  • @33nihilus
    @33nihilus 5 лет назад +705

    This must be what it's like to hang out with em on the daily.

    • @oscarcurry
      @oscarcurry 4 года назад +13

      Fingerlock come at me but stay the fuck away from Haile

    • @em-ml3rq
      @em-ml3rq 4 года назад +1

      Must be depressing 😂

    • @em-ml3rq
      @em-ml3rq 4 года назад +4

      @Tim Burm1 wtf dude EM is my fav of all time so don't prejudge. Grow up kiddo me liking EM doesn't mean I like to hear him making rhymes all day. Get a life don't live in someone's shadow. I mean EM is great but that's it. He made nothing for me but my fam n my friends did these ppl I appreciate, why should I like everything he does then.GET A LIFE KIDO . You think EM got there licking other peoples balls? No, he fought, so learn from him don't lick ur idol's balls.

    • @lillianh6187
      @lillianh6187 4 года назад

      e m dude calm down it ain’t even that serious

    • @Bradenk101
      @Bradenk101 4 года назад +2

      em imagine having such a lame life that you get so butt hurt over a stupid comment lmao your the one who needs to get a life

  • @LxUxNxA
    @LxUxNxA Год назад +16

    This is Em’s version of Weird Al’s ‘ Word Crimes’ 😆 I love it!

  • @karansingh0927
    @karansingh0927 6 лет назад +2827

    You cannot rhyme gucci gang with gucci gang

  • @gabrielfewkes1323
    @gabrielfewkes1323 5 лет назад +631

    Its like Em's comin down from the mountain with his beard and the 10 rap commandments

  • @slend8691
    @slend8691 4 года назад +2682

    "if you want to be a pimp dont be a-"
    me: -simp

    • @antbereishit
      @antbereishit 4 года назад +24

      I thought about that too :D

    • @DrChainsawHandz
      @DrChainsawHandz 4 года назад +8

      3 6 mafia Pimp not a simp

    • @rafaelfactor120
      @rafaelfactor120 4 года назад +2

      Me too 😂

    • @jaydenmustdie
      @jaydenmustdie 4 года назад

      LMAOOO

    • @BROHIO69
      @BROHIO69 4 года назад +3

      "if you're dreaming on doing multiple PIMP, you should already consider yourself as a high rank in the low place SIMP" hope this is good ENOUGH, cause if i continue, my throat will be ROUGH and will let out a ROUGH COUGH.

  • @balistikanimations
    @balistikanimations 4 месяца назад +16

    1:20 "if you are a mobster, stay the FUCK away from lobster"

  • @xelavon2719
    @xelavon2719 4 года назад +379

    "If a girl give you brains, it does not make you smarter."
    Wisdom comes in many forms.

    • @seanbelkom9094
      @seanbelkom9094 4 года назад +5

      "if a girl give you brains, it does not make you smarter. I fuck up the room, this bitch got me harder . (added to it thought it sounded good

    • @d00mseer
      @d00mseer 4 года назад +8

      "even when i'm gettin' brain you'll never catch me with a thot/thought" hahaha

    • @dawhoda1
      @dawhoda1 4 года назад +2

      Everybody trying to rhyme, don't quit your day jobs. And if you ain't working then yo ass better open up them classified ads under JOBS!🚫📵🚮

    • @seanbelkom9094
      @seanbelkom9094 4 года назад +2

      I be tryna get a job but manager said come back with some better resumes now im just a depressed son of a bitch eating a bag of frito lays (I tried to make a rap based off your comment)

    • @JamieBrownine1990
      @JamieBrownine1990 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @Mutantcy1992
    @Mutantcy1992 6 лет назад +4561

    Straight meming for 9 minutes lol

    • @shan_5332
      @shan_5332 6 лет назад +13

      Mutantcy1992 ikr 😂😂

    • @swamdono
      @swamdono 6 лет назад +52

      Why the fuck hasn't he been cast in a Dr Seuss film? Better yet, have him VO Dr Seuss audiobooks.

    • @sassyfras4085
      @sassyfras4085 6 лет назад +5

      @@swamdono ahhh, that would be so great, lol

    • @Gigatless
      @Gigatless 6 лет назад +4

      Oh yeah? What memes were there?

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 6 лет назад +5

      Gigatless You don't get it man

  • @joehosking_1024
    @joehosking_1024 3 года назад +616

    5:03 “if you’re gonna be lyrical, you better stay the fuck away from miracles” love that haha

    • @wuspatterwukd9104
      @wuspatterwukd9104 3 года назад +47

      Ok.
      I’m a spiritual lyrical individual

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 3 года назад +12

      "You even tweeted and rated the Lyrical Miracle"

    • @godofwar6344
      @godofwar6344 3 года назад +3

      @@deepaparakkal4241 🤣🤣🤣KSI

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 3 года назад +1

      @@godofwar6344 Lmao

    • @Allusyy
      @Allusyy 3 года назад +2

      and stay even further from swimming pools

  • @KuRupTiioNzZ
    @KuRupTiioNzZ 3 года назад +13

    I've been listening to em lately & I come across this. This is gold

  • @GnasheRxD
    @GnasheRxD 5 лет назад +712

    As a STAN I know em has already used like 1/3 of these

    • @lollyd2851
      @lollyd2851 4 года назад +76

      That is part of his point. Stop copying him, think of something original.

    • @bballproductions9376
      @bballproductions9376 4 года назад +16

      Lauren Davison Yes, you have to stop copying him, but also go on rhymezone half of these words have very weak rhymes. Very good video and I think I might have to memorize these if I wanna get better at doing freestyles.

    • @prideofmanny2981
      @prideofmanny2981 4 года назад +4

      @@lollyd2851 lol yes

    • @GhostAdvantage
      @GhostAdvantage 4 года назад +8

      a third? he's used ALL OF THEM.

    • @tony_fanta
      @tony_fanta 4 года назад +1

      I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that! but most of them are pure rhymes.

  • @aspiringjoker2883
    @aspiringjoker2883 4 года назад +1960

    Who else here after the Kid Cudi verse where Em rhymed Casket and Basket

    • @Newton-lee
      @Newton-lee 4 года назад +71

      None of this shit is literal people still be saying "iced out", and "below temp" , they just jokin around

    • @justzoinked4215
      @justzoinked4215 4 года назад +124

      “I just used the same basket as you shopping Now I'm in a fuckin' casket from you coughin' (coffin)” he rhymes the whole sentence. He’s saying you can’t say basket and then say casket as the next word

    • @brandonayong752
      @brandonayong752 4 года назад +56

      Em has been dropping albums since 96 . Plus he is a battle rapper at heart so I'm pretty sure he rhymed all of those rhymes 😂😂😂

    • @smileyvenom
      @smileyvenom 4 года назад +9

      made my first song hope u like it 🖤
      ruclips.net/video/ynRuB6if0JA/видео.html

    • @nicholasthompson1927
      @nicholasthompson1927 4 года назад +8

      Well that does rhyme lol they are definitely jokin ...casket n basket is a rhyme sirski

  • @jo_nm9484
    @jo_nm9484 4 года назад +342

    Eminem: you can't rhyme these words
    Also Eminem: lists all the rhymes I can think of

  • @MargoPearl
    @MargoPearl Год назад +3

    😂 “you can have knowledge but not from college” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 EPIC gems through out 😆 camera man needs to delegate⭐️ 💯 😉

  • @hyoukaa123
    @hyoukaa123 3 года назад +1427

    "That's a awfully hot coffee pot"

    • @VaidyatheDr
      @VaidyatheDr 3 года назад +77

      Should i drop it on donald trump , probably not.

    • @anon6413
      @anon6413 3 года назад +23

      @@VaidyatheDr What are you a ChinaCom or a Hillary bot?

    • @VaidyatheDr
      @VaidyatheDr 3 года назад +42

      @@anon6413 you stupid , those are eminem lyrics

    • @Madden53
      @Madden53 3 года назад +4

      @@anon6413 lol

    • @Aiden_SpadeZ
      @Aiden_SpadeZ 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @andrewp.stewart4585
    @andrewp.stewart4585 4 года назад +1359

    If you’re gonna say, “let’s talk about it”, do NOT then rhyme it with “let’s talk about it”.

    • @crats9280
      @crats9280 4 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @brycerose5293
      @brycerose5293 4 года назад +5

      😂

    • @crats9280
      @crats9280 4 года назад +35

      MMD PLAYZ hmm I’m not sure if ur making some joke or if u don’t uderstand that that was the joke

    • @crats9280
      @crats9280 4 года назад +4

      MMD PLAYZ nice

    • @m.hisyam982
      @m.hisyam982 4 года назад +5

      I'm not a MGK fan and I'm not a music expert but aren't chorus allowed to do that?

  • @temmoerrana9324
    @temmoerrana9324 6 лет назад +323

    "You can have knowledge but it better not be from college"
    "It better be from high-school"
    lmao

    • @abdullahn2914
      @abdullahn2914 6 лет назад +2

      M M this made my bachelor degree worthless 😂💔

    • @prettywhite2266
      @prettywhite2266 6 лет назад

      M M go check out are new song it’ll explain this video! ruclips.net/video/_Oh-qgpkczU/видео.html

  • @charliehooper8679
    @charliehooper8679 3 года назад +9

    Lmaoooo. This is why we love Em and his crew

  • @hecatrice2064
    @hecatrice2064 6 лет назад +1055

    He just eneded the career of 75% soundcloud rappers.

  • @AnbaLen
    @AnbaLen 3 года назад +878

    "If you are a mobster, you cannot eat lobster"
    "Eat something else g*ddamnit"

    • @DissectingThoughts
      @DissectingThoughts 3 года назад +11

      Yeah, how about some other fodder like hobnobs or some cod, sir?!

    • @andrewmcmillions3138
      @andrewmcmillions3138 3 года назад +13

      "You're basically allergic to shellfish "

    • @RomanThaDroman
      @RomanThaDroman 3 года назад +9

      Stay the FUCK AWAY FROM LOBSTER

    • @mainaccount2306
      @mainaccount2306 3 года назад

      Its my favorite food. Guess I gotta quit my damn job then XD

    • @daniellloyd4993
      @daniellloyd4993 3 года назад

      Then I settle for oysters

  • @ashrafthegoat
    @ashrafthegoat 6 лет назад +805

    Well there goes my potential rap career.

  • @gabegoldswain
    @gabegoldswain 2 года назад +4

    Ems camera skills are next level.

  • @rigid2093
    @rigid2093 4 года назад +502

    "No more spectacular and venacular"
    Royce: *Nervously sweating*

    • @brianyvar8312
      @brianyvar8312 4 года назад +23

      "I spit like giving ex lax to Dracula"

    • @hamza12ism
      @hamza12ism 4 года назад

      @@brianyvar8312 and you cannot translate that

    • @hamza12ism
      @hamza12ism 4 года назад

      @@brianyvar8312 and you cannot translate that

    • @danielhogan6255
      @danielhogan6255 4 года назад

      SHAGGY doesnt translate to " my bars smell like shit coming out the mouth of a dead guy"?

    • @rebe8268
      @rebe8268 4 года назад +1

      Before kickoff free style royce said spit that lyrical miracle

  • @NOYBZ
    @NOYBZ 4 года назад +134

    Em's just talking, still better than Nick cannons 3 so called 'diss'

  • @morganbales4022
    @morganbales4022 4 года назад +866

    somebody should really use all of this in a song and call it “Breaking all the Rules”

    • @pierreleufrayjr
      @pierreleufrayjr 4 года назад +25

      I was literally thinking the same thing

    • @pxhx1129
      @pxhx1129 4 года назад +11

      And rap it over a Teejayx6 type beat

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 4 года назад +2

      If someone writes down every word they said I’ll make a boo

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 4 года назад +1

      Or a bop would be cool too

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 4 года назад +2

      If you liked this post you have to do it

  • @Zuiyo1974
    @Zuiyo1974 2 года назад +9

    I'd listen to three hours of this

  • @BronzDano
    @BronzDano 6 лет назад +4257

    This needs to be made into a weekly series. Blacklisting rap clichés.

    • @tonynawrocki2574
      @tonynawrocki2574 6 лет назад +3

      BronzDano are you french ?

    • @khizararif1355
      @khizararif1355 6 лет назад +2

      Yes please

    • @BronzDano
      @BronzDano 6 лет назад +18

      Tony Nawrocki no. Are you Dutch?

    • @jessicamilestone3934
      @jessicamilestone3934 6 лет назад +5

      BronzDano that is an awesome idea 💡

    • @tupacshakur5308
      @tupacshakur5308 6 лет назад +4

      Yea but I few like if someone needs this, rappin ain’t for you. And Andre 3k rhymed pimp and limp, so this seems like it’s subjective

  • @lovelettersfromelvis9620
    @lovelettersfromelvis9620 4 года назад +268

    Rappers everywhere are throwing all their lyrics away after this video 😂

    • @artemis477
      @artemis477 4 года назад +11

      What lyrics? They actually say words nowadays? They definitely don't rhyme

  • @grberkh
    @grberkh 5 лет назад +516

    Someone should make a song with only the “no-no ”words on this list.

    • @RobTi
      @RobTi 5 лет назад +22

      LKmandown what’s wrong with you?

    • @4U2DRUG
      @4U2DRUG 5 лет назад +2

      LKmandown your a dickhead and grberkh is fed, up

    • @mogrizzy
      @mogrizzy 5 лет назад +3

      ill do it

    • @marino4321
      @marino4321 4 года назад +1

      @@mogrizzy done ?

    • @isaacmacias7486
      @isaacmacias7486 4 года назад +1

      I was freestyling in my head to every no no bar, made some what of a song but I ain't rapper and obviously don't have a producer

  • @peterdubinsky5389
    @peterdubinsky5389 3 года назад +6

    I hope Em lives for a long time we need this man

  • @toe_knifee
    @toe_knifee 6 лет назад +630

    Basically telling everyone to come up with better shit lol

    • @prettywhite2266
      @prettywhite2266 6 лет назад

      Slim .P go check out are new song it’ll explain this video! ruclips.net/video/_Oh-qgpkczU/видео.html

    • @wezley_snipes
      @wezley_snipes 5 лет назад +2

      @Pluto's Revenge bet.

  • @feedgotcha
    @feedgotcha 6 лет назад +929

    “STAY TF AWAY FROM LOBSTER” 😂

  • @Owari0506
    @Owari0506 6 лет назад +1054

    If you cannot rhyme 69, then you cannot deny prison time

  • @keyren4395
    @keyren4395 3 месяца назад +4

    "if its off the top of the dome it cannot be a popular poem" is actually true XD

    • @remylebeau34
      @remylebeau34 3 месяца назад

      It could start off being off the dome and then eventually grow to become a popular poem but once it's popular and people start reciting it it's no longer off the dome, this is a paradox lol

  • @skigh45
    @skigh45 6 лет назад +470

    Eminem recording this like a grandfather's first time using face time.

    • @xtro.
      @xtro. 6 лет назад +2

      IM DEDDD 😂😂😂

    • @ScRaPeD23
      @ScRaPeD23 6 лет назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @jonesd.stampede30
      @jonesd.stampede30 6 лет назад +1

      skigh45 ahhhhahhahahaha I haaaate you lmao

    • @megankirkland5153
      @megankirkland5153 6 лет назад +8

      Calvin Folan lmao but he has one is his back pocket

    • @pnkgxd1734
      @pnkgxd1734 6 лет назад +3

      He had a stream in 1931 to hype for infinite

  • @flxmme5635
    @flxmme5635 3 года назад +478

    If you forget to call someone back
    You can’t give them an autograph on their startercap

  • @mikey6633
    @mikey6633 4 года назад +158

    Eminem sounds so serious but the way he is explaining it... I can't stop laughing.

  • @31webseries
    @31webseries 2 года назад +4

    Even here you can see how Eminem is just a level above.

  • @BNRD.745
    @BNRD.745 5 лет назад +814

    You cant be panicking while staring at mannequins

  • @austinc2969
    @austinc2969 4 года назад +1473

    If you’re on a Nordic Track, You can’t have a heart attack

    • @manikandansubramaniam9113
      @manikandansubramaniam9113 4 года назад +20

      Hey, how about that! U created a slogan for the Nordic track guys 👏👏

    • @FillipMBeck
      @FillipMBeck 4 года назад +26

      And watch 8 mile on that auto track

    • @Flortunicus
      @Flortunicus 4 года назад +6

      Arkham Knight on a starter cap

    • @GathKing
      @GathKing 4 года назад +3

      stan stan son listen man dad isn't bad

    • @thebigcookie5831
      @thebigcookie5831 4 года назад +5

      @@GathKing mad*

  • @drewuchiha4929
    @drewuchiha4929 4 года назад +1395

    If Rihanna hits you on a text, YOU CANT leave hickeys on her neck.

    • @noodlesxxii
      @noodlesxxii 3 года назад +98

      If you diss me, I CANNOT be perplexed. Better yet, if you insult me on a line, DO NOT compliment me on the next

    • @chaoticneutral4729
      @chaoticneutral4729 3 года назад +72

      If you’re gonna write an autograph, it better not be on a starter cap

    • @Forever-ry1nr
      @Forever-ry1nr 3 года назад +18

      And if you hit Rhianna's face, best not to leave a trace

    • @dakotamartin2705
      @dakotamartin2705 3 года назад +6

      @@Forever-ry1nr oof and there's the line😂🤣😂

    • @kanishk_5913
      @kanishk_5913 3 года назад +10

      @@Forever-ry1nr tell that to Chris brown

  • @bakon5453
    @bakon5453 3 года назад +3

    "If you gonna be near death, it cannot be on your last breath" That's is tough, i don't wanna give eminem as a doctor

  • @julickowashere
    @julickowashere 4 года назад +432

    HOW THE HELL DOES EMINEM DO THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?? NOT A SINGLE CHUCKLE.

    • @rxxxe6174
      @rxxxe6174 3 года назад +38

      Cause he’s serious

    • @jbp314
      @jbp314 3 года назад +21

      this has to be how he actually puts his rhymes together

    • @actavist444
      @actavist444 3 года назад +4

      @@rxxxe6174 funny as hell to me

    • @andreisebastian68
      @andreisebastian68 3 года назад +3

      Self control

    • @F.W.E
      @F.W.E 3 года назад +1

      LIKE EVERYONE ELSE GIGGLES A FEW TIMES TOO

  • @JoArtsDev
    @JoArtsDev 6 лет назад +871

    someone should make a parody of this by making an entire rap song with all the things they told you not to do, like literally all of them

  • @nicogonzalez-cortez6031
    @nicogonzalez-cortez6031 4 года назад +249

    "if you a mobster, you CAN NOT eat lobster" -Eminem

  • @iamjessicalyn
    @iamjessicalyn 2 года назад +4

    Love at the end ..."you listen here youngin' ... I'm talking to u..." and all you can see is Em's knuckles ... LMAO

  • @Katie-if4tg
    @Katie-if4tg 5 лет назад +411

    “If you’re gonna murder me, it can not be like you’ve never heard of me” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evanscott7652
    @evanscott7652 5 лет назад +329

    Your palms can’t be sweaty
    If your knees are weak and arms are heavy

    • @ankergs2674
      @ankergs2674 5 лет назад +4

      FlipFlop FishFlake i like you👊no homo

  • @Death_Sweet
    @Death_Sweet 6 лет назад +4200

    If you freestyle til senality, snap back to reality.

    • @getoffmyfingyoutube8404
      @getoffmyfingyoutube8404 6 лет назад +47

      Death Sweet Fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @rickywestley6820
      @rickywestley6820 6 лет назад +252

      Op there goes gravity

    • @bighungry98
      @bighungry98 6 лет назад +131

      Speak with a finality, or else you'll die tragically, and most likely graphically.

    • @unknownninja28
      @unknownninja28 6 лет назад +40

      Ricky Westley Op there goes rabbit, he choked

    • @listenbro3673
      @listenbro3673 6 лет назад +5

      Lol right when I read that he said it