Beast R.L. water gun kelly he splashd Eminem thats all he did. Wake up kiddo there is a reason Eminem is that highly respected. that doesnt come from nothing idiot
…still one of my favorite things on the internet lol So fucking funny. Alchemist with the “You can’t drop a bomb like anything” and “You’re just a regular mortal human, you don’t perform miracles” had me all fucked up lol
I'm fair sure most of these ryhmes are his own lyrics or lyrics from Artists he is close friends with. 90% of the rhymes he said, i've heard in his songs. And i think they may be reading it off a screen or something, but i could be wrong about that.
Also you can’t say: “swag, skirrrt, braaat, drip, nigga,” .... Try and actually Rap now. Without those repeated dumb words who can actually “Rap”? 👀 (Only those with talent and skills, that’s who.)
Eminem in July -“If you’re in the booth, you can’t say the truth” Eminem on Kamikaze, “- and now I’m just freestyling in the vocal booth, and you know I always spoke the truth” 😂😂😂 Tf em😂😂😂
Good Rapman Kendrick Lamar, Logic, Big Sean, Tyler The Creator, Eminem, Joyner Lucas, and some of KSI’s work are the only HipHop creators that take their craft serious enough to rise to the top like they have. 🤷♂️
oh no you can wave them but do not announce OR pronounce that you are or that they should... in the hood if they could that's fine but not at the same time. I rhymed...
@Tim Burm1 wtf dude EM is my fav of all time so don't prejudge. Grow up kiddo me liking EM doesn't mean I like to hear him making rhymes all day. Get a life don't live in someone's shadow. I mean EM is great but that's it. He made nothing for me but my fam n my friends did these ppl I appreciate, why should I like everything he does then.GET A LIFE KIDO . You think EM got there licking other peoples balls? No, he fought, so learn from him don't lick ur idol's balls.
"if you're dreaming on doing multiple PIMP, you should already consider yourself as a high rank in the low place SIMP" hope this is good ENOUGH, cause if i continue, my throat will be ROUGH and will let out a ROUGH COUGH.
I be tryna get a job but manager said come back with some better resumes now im just a depressed son of a bitch eating a bag of frito lays (I tried to make a rap based off your comment)
Lauren Davison Yes, you have to stop copying him, but also go on rhymezone half of these words have very weak rhymes. Very good video and I think I might have to memorize these if I wanna get better at doing freestyles.
“I just used the same basket as you shopping Now I'm in a fuckin' casket from you coughin' (coffin)” he rhymes the whole sentence. He’s saying you can’t say basket and then say casket as the next word
It could start off being off the dome and then eventually grow to become a popular poem but once it's popular and people start reciting it it's no longer off the dome, this is a paradox lol
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Holy fuck how did u did that
First like
@@liltaysucksfack318 ikr how tf
Emeninem safe 100 💯 my money in the safe
Show love to daddy lantern
this video is about 10% eminem and 90% ceiling
Mike Frost Love your comment!
Fax
if u can deal wid the stuff he is dealing.....you will that there's no problem in showing a little bit of ceiling
That's just how dad's record.
5% Eminem
40% ceiling
55% black boarder
I love how he's holding the phone like every dad calling their daughter or son.
More like grandparents lol
BRO STOP FOLLOWING ME
@@infernus2438 or r u following him?
@@sheharyarkhan1531 No bruh he prolly got the same fucking interests I have sheeeshh
@@infernus2438 I guess, he's actually known for being everywhere on the internet. Probably the most popular commenter ever.
You can't name-drop Em's daughter without getting slaughtered
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
This is underated
Good one 👍
This needs more attention
@zekromlive 22...im sorry what did you say?
5:01 "If you're gonna be lyrical you better stay the fuck away from miracles" Had me laughing so hard I cried😂😂😂😂
Dissed 99% of these RUclips rappers who look up to him. 😂
@@chucke.cheese2212 bro I'm listening to this and I hear so many rap lyrics I've already heard
@@NoahDplayzzthat's show😂😂😂😂
So real 😂😂
"nobody cares about your lyrical miracals. you're scaring the hoes"
And if your real names clarence, you cant live at home with both parents.
and Clarence parents have a real good marriage.
And your parents cant have a really good marriage
Javon Jonez this is the first time i have ever laughed out loud at a comment
if you're gonna tell the little kiddy to go play
It CANNOT feel like babysitting lil tay
they can, if they have a bad marrige.. but if your names is clarence, you parents can not have a real good marrige
If your palms ever sweaty, just stay the hell away from spaghetti.
Lovs it
Underrated comment right here
Mom’s**
Bars
“-“I love this
Eminem is just flexing his ceiling
It's a nice ceiling
Lewis Evans lol 😂
i wish i were living under the same ceiling
Yeah I’m feeling his ceiling
You cannot have a nice feeling to be living under a white ceiling...
The way they go deep into the details makes me laugh my ass off, man. Eminem has to be one of the most down to earth celebs out there.
HE DID CALLED B0B LEGEND (0R S0METHING)
For real. 😂 I defiantly needed that rn. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
If you have a man bun , you can't name your self after a damn gun
Hey dumbass someone already made your comment up there 3 months ago
Hey bociphous, comments do tend to get lost in the comment section
@@michaelnilio6746 hey man you don't have to be a stan
@@paulwalker1617 I'm not... I'm just saying that comments tend to get lost in the comment section. Idk how that makes me a stan
@@michaelnilio6746 Uhmmmm I'm just rhyming words together DUDE 😂
This is literally us getting a glimpse of how Em thinks everyday
Facts
Yeah lol
I love it,
I'd give my last breath to sit in a room with him.
lmao
It’s an illness lol
Honestly I'm not gonna lie if Eminem did a side thing as a YT series where he just goofs off with his mates I'd 10/10 sub and watch.
ye S his recording skills would make me not wanna watch
@Slim Shady Cause everyone is on the internet and most of everyone are total jerkoffs lol.
@Slim Shady no he doesn't just because hes reclusive dont mean he is scared
he is too busy with music
He is scared of the internet and he dosent even know how to use it and If he would he would still wont use it
4:25 so you’re telling me I can’t be on a block with two glocks screaming fuck the world like Tupac?
oooh dawg, thats too hot. if i was in your shoes I, woulda let out a loose fart
Exactly. Also, if you're a demon, you cannot be screaming in a limousine like RATM.
Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mack telling your boys that I'm on crack
That's a good one.
Well if no one finds out then you're actually in luck
Because if no one at all knows then how can they give a fuck
"You can have knowledge but it better not be from college."
"It better be in high school." 😂Wow
LOL.
@@wezley_snipes where is that at?
@@KevinWare. around 2:30 and 2:50
Friends phone
F that this alien is smar alien chic n1uk
mrg
Damn, Em really used all 7% of the screen.
fuck hhahahahah
I love your comment ma dude 😂
lol
I was searching for this type of a comment in this video, and I think I got it
Hahahahahq
If you have a beard, it can't be *WEIRD*
Toasted your post~Kidd😔
Reverse that shit
MGK diss
If you have a machine gun, you can't have a man bun
I hate the toxic Eminem fanbase who doesn’t shut up about mgk but I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t funny
the random zoom ins on his ceiling and curtains are killing me 💀
“If you’re using too many napkins, you CANNOT have ANY bapkins”
Way too many bapkins..hahhaha that part always makes me laugh at the end
🤣😂
"Officer, I'd like to report a Homicide"
And you CANNOT under ANY circumstance look what I’m plannin
Not even while I’m looking and staring at mannequins?
If you have napkins, they can't be with bampkins
If youre having a divorce, it cant be Harrison Ford
@@fiqirr youre using wayy too many napkins
Best comment of today! 😂😂
Look what I’m planning “
In da back of the floor boards
Is this what you call "Marshall" Law
This comment doesn't get enough appreciation
and marshall law rhymes with mashallah, which when said is used for appreciation. so yeah you can use that i guess lol
So my law
My name is marshall
I'm named after Eminem
😂😂😂😂
@@mysticgamer3446 your name is *_MARSH_*
“ if you are a mobster you cannot eat lobster” - Eminem.
If you're gonna be a mobster, that's fine. But you better stay the FUCK away from lobster!
Bars. GOAT for a reason
If you have tissues, you should not have an issue because whoever you’re crying over doesn’t miss you.
I want to write this on my wall
UNDERRATED
Yeah but like your using too many napkins tho
Kids who think they're cool are fricken fools
KidBatman 777 bapkins
If you're named after a gun you can't have a MAN BUN !!
Machine bun kelly
Wtf. Rhyming is the new message? Stupid kiddo. Mgk killed you bro.
HAHAHAHAHA
Beast R.L. water gun kelly he splashd Eminem thats all he did. Wake up kiddo there is a reason Eminem is that highly respected. that doesnt come from nothing idiot
no... you can't. You just can't.
If you gonna slaughter... *Don't mention someone's daughter*
Rednaxela woooow
or water
Damn😂
Anddddd... there goes all 21 Savage songs
So I can't bring my daughter to the slaughter?
…still one of my favorite things on the internet lol
So fucking funny.
Alchemist with the “You can’t drop a bomb like anything” and “You’re just a regular mortal human, you don’t perform miracles” had me all fucked up lol
This is how eminem talks inside his head when he is trying not to rhyme
A very complex mind lol
Thats the joke m8
Hi I'm Faker, that shit's hilarious! 🤣
XD he has to fight it off all day lol
@@eF_HAVoc not really
If you're divorcing Harrison Ford it can't be in a Porsche with the floor boards
In a ford while im flooring porn.
You CANNOT use way to many napkins if your flapping around like a Bambkin, one or the other
Especially not while you're world touring
@@batwolf9855 In a ford explorin somethin foreign
*just be careful not to use way too many napkins, bapkins!*
The only person who is allowed to post RUclips videos vertically
He can do whatever he wants because everyone's too afraid to insult him
It's an Insta story..
@@dylaneverhartmusic 🤡
@@ArunSukumar don't ruin the joke/fun fact
@@dylaneverhartmusic and hes not afraid
I'm not going to lie... "if I go in V.I.P, they don't need to see I.D" that's a dope rhyme. I haven't heard anyone say that.
Em himself on Twerk dat Pop That, kinda? (He does it use it as a double entendre tho)
Sometimes, I forget Eminem is 46 then I see the way he films his shit or takes his selfies, then I realize yeah this man is 46
.
Actually Em knows how to film he just makes it as a joke about his age which shows his sense of humour
wasnt it the guy on the right filming tho?
Genos you couldn't handle the young em
@@PokiBroki I was a bby when the young Em was around
don't call ALCHEMIST guy in the right xD
If somebody has a beard... *IT CANNOT BE WEIRD!*
Boss Bunny I like that lmao that’s true
lmao
lmao
lmao
lmao
MGK get rekt
Boss Bunny IF you have a manbun, you can not be named after a gun
Loooool
If something dope hits you,
You can't take the mic home with you.
Niice
underrated
Underrated
And u can't let the white jokes get u
do people not realise this is from 8 mile
Em is a pure talent
He just makes perfect rhymes from the scratch in a matter of seconds..Genius
Shout out to Em for that camera work. Had the video looking like it was filmed by everyone's dad that just signed up for Facebook.
It'd be just a fucking audio hahaha
UrbanLegend2k11 your welcome thanks for the food
After the Lil Windex Eminem videos I can't stop thinking about Eminem constantly speaking in rhymes 😂
true
This just validates lil windex even more....
you know what rhymes with cupid?...stupid...
😂😂😂 It hit me hard right at the very beginning of the video, I was like yes this is what I'm here for
I feel like it was Ems low key way of confirming it
(while also teaching the young rappers a lesson)
“The Krusty Krab can’t be unfair if Mr. Krabs is in there.”
J. Landon Miller facts
Like em or hate em he spittin str8 factz
That's fax
Correction “Krusty Krab is unfair,Mr Krabs in in there”
Kurt Cobain he changed it to make it rhyme
“If it’s gonna be violence it can not rhyme with silence” amen
I love how everyone else is struggling to come up with a rhyme, and eminem just flows them lol
I'm fair sure most of these ryhmes are his own lyrics or lyrics from Artists he is close friends with. 90% of the rhymes he said, i've heard in his songs.
And i think they may be reading it off a screen or something, but i could be wrong about that.
He is just listing the most cliched lyrics which have been in the game since forever.
@@SuperDonez i found him
the mind of eminem is a whole other something. hes a bag of m&ms... big bag too
@@SuperDonez nah some of them there aren’t cliches at all they just playing with rhymes and making jokes
This needs to be read aloud before every cypher from now on.
Anthony B and after the cyphers, discrediting the artists and not putting their verses on the internet anywhere
This comment needs to get Pinned 👏 👏 👏 👏
Also you can’t say: “swag, skirrrt, braaat, drip, nigga,” .... Try and actually Rap now. Without those repeated dumb words who can actually “Rap”? 👀 (Only those with talent and skills, that’s who.)
Whatsitmatter Whydoyoucare You can use the word drip but it should be in context of your tongue drips acid or or something
Anthony B lmao too funny
Me: writes rap
Also me: watches this video
Still me: rewrites whole rap
😂🤣
start to battle rap, it'll make you an eminem spawn.
Stfu with yr generic comment
"If you're having sick sick dreams, then it can't be about the picnic scenes" 😂
FUCK THAT
“You gotta be allergic to shellfish” 😂
Also after Em said “you can’t have swagger and be like mick jagger”.. the dude on the left said “you gotta be like Lou Ferrigno” 😂😂😂
OMG WOW ruclips.net/video/RRR6fln3Oac/видео.html
@@mr.factual570 😻😸
Lmaooo I love your vids, I didn’t expect to see you here 😂
Thank you for getting me back into skateboarding
If you’re knees are weak, then you’re arms can’t be heavy
EN EM no fucking moms spaghetti
If you are knees are weak, then you are arms can't be heavy
@@fotismonocheir1446 🤣😂🤣
moms spaghetti
If your arms are gonna be heavy, listen, this is important, YOU CAN NOT, by all means, vomit moms spaghetti
One minute of silence for those that thought em was being serious
Wait he wasn't?
@@beppington5947 I honestly couldn't tell, I think he was 😂
I think he was serious with some of it
Never Not Phil no not at all
Never Not Phil man said “you can not be a mobster and eat lobster” and you think he’s being serious? 😂
I forgot how hilarious Em is. He was so intimidating for a long time I forgot that his old music videos are full of comedies. Lol
If you need a problem solver, it can't be a revolver.
Thats off of a freestyle
everybody got problems
but not everybody need a .45 to solve em, revolve em...
That's dark...
Damn that shit deep
King Los freestyled this I know, I'm sure there was someone else who said it
I wish Em was my teacher of English
moises velasquez you obviously need one yoda
Logan Felix huh? didn’t really do the yoda sentence reversal sorta thing, just used the word of. Lol still makes sense.
Eminem in July -“If you’re in the booth, you can’t say the truth”
Eminem on Kamikaze, “- and now I’m just freestyling in the vocal booth, and you know I always spoke the truth” 😂😂😂
Tf em😂😂😂
Yeah but that's a triple syllable rhyme so I think it's okay 😂
Only the GOATS can break the rules.
Owethu Valantiya
That’s the whole point. They’re making fun of their own lyrics. Em literally used the backpack line as well.
How u know its his truth ?
Same with the pencil
This guy should do rap songs, seems good
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These bars better than 90 % of rap songs nowadays
Gustav Astep facts
Good Rapman Kendrick Lamar, Logic, Big Sean, Tyler The Creator, Eminem, Joyner Lucas, and some of KSI’s work are the only HipHop creators that take their craft serious enough to rise to the top like they have. 🤷♂️
Oracle Official JID and Denzel two of the top 3 rn
Sky J I said “sum” of his work is good, not all.
Quadeca squashed him in all forms of rapping in that little small beef.
These bars are from 90% of rap songs of all time
If you throw your hands In the air, DO NOT wave them like you just dont care...
oh no you can wave them but do not announce OR pronounce that you are or that they should... in the hood if they could that's fine but not at the same time. I rhymed...
But go ahead and wear clean underwear. Ha
Oh, I just inquired about this. Apparently I can't do this now. Can somebody still scream if I yell at them to do so?
U can have your hands in the air ..but under any circumstances u better not wave um like u just dont care. Lol
Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang
This must be what it's like to hang out with em on the daily.
Fingerlock come at me but stay the fuck away from Haile
Must be depressing 😂
@Tim Burm1 wtf dude EM is my fav of all time so don't prejudge. Grow up kiddo me liking EM doesn't mean I like to hear him making rhymes all day. Get a life don't live in someone's shadow. I mean EM is great but that's it. He made nothing for me but my fam n my friends did these ppl I appreciate, why should I like everything he does then.GET A LIFE KIDO . You think EM got there licking other peoples balls? No, he fought, so learn from him don't lick ur idol's balls.
e m dude calm down it ain’t even that serious
em imagine having such a lame life that you get so butt hurt over a stupid comment lmao your the one who needs to get a life
This is Em’s version of Weird Al’s ‘ Word Crimes’ 😆 I love it!
You cannot rhyme gucci gang with gucci gang
Karan Singh facts😂😂
Lmao 😂
Charlamagne?
Omg yesss😂😂😂
Wow thats deep bars man..
Its like Em's comin down from the mountain with his beard and the 10 rap commandments
Yeh, Marshal Law tell us the ten rap commandments!
And I freaking love it
LOL!
That comment
Haha so good
"if you want to be a pimp dont be a-"
me: -simp
I thought about that too :D
3 6 mafia Pimp not a simp
Me too 😂
LMAOOO
"if you're dreaming on doing multiple PIMP, you should already consider yourself as a high rank in the low place SIMP" hope this is good ENOUGH, cause if i continue, my throat will be ROUGH and will let out a ROUGH COUGH.
1:20 "if you are a mobster, stay the FUCK away from lobster"
"If a girl give you brains, it does not make you smarter."
Wisdom comes in many forms.
"if a girl give you brains, it does not make you smarter. I fuck up the room, this bitch got me harder . (added to it thought it sounded good
"even when i'm gettin' brain you'll never catch me with a thot/thought" hahaha
Everybody trying to rhyme, don't quit your day jobs. And if you ain't working then yo ass better open up them classified ads under JOBS!🚫📵🚮
I be tryna get a job but manager said come back with some better resumes now im just a depressed son of a bitch eating a bag of frito lays (I tried to make a rap based off your comment)
Lol
Straight meming for 9 minutes lol
Mutantcy1992 ikr 😂😂
Why the fuck hasn't he been cast in a Dr Seuss film? Better yet, have him VO Dr Seuss audiobooks.
@@swamdono ahhh, that would be so great, lol
Oh yeah? What memes were there?
Gigatless You don't get it man
5:03 “if you’re gonna be lyrical, you better stay the fuck away from miracles” love that haha
Ok.
I’m a spiritual lyrical individual
"You even tweeted and rated the Lyrical Miracle"
@@deepaparakkal4241 🤣🤣🤣KSI
@@godofwar6344 Lmao
and stay even further from swimming pools
I've been listening to em lately & I come across this. This is gold
As a STAN I know em has already used like 1/3 of these
That is part of his point. Stop copying him, think of something original.
Lauren Davison Yes, you have to stop copying him, but also go on rhymezone half of these words have very weak rhymes. Very good video and I think I might have to memorize these if I wanna get better at doing freestyles.
@@lollyd2851 lol yes
a third? he's used ALL OF THEM.
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that! but most of them are pure rhymes.
Who else here after the Kid Cudi verse where Em rhymed Casket and Basket
None of this shit is literal people still be saying "iced out", and "below temp" , they just jokin around
“I just used the same basket as you shopping Now I'm in a fuckin' casket from you coughin' (coffin)” he rhymes the whole sentence. He’s saying you can’t say basket and then say casket as the next word
Em has been dropping albums since 96 . Plus he is a battle rapper at heart so I'm pretty sure he rhymed all of those rhymes 😂😂😂
made my first song hope u like it 🖤
ruclips.net/video/ynRuB6if0JA/видео.html
Well that does rhyme lol they are definitely jokin ...casket n basket is a rhyme sirski
Eminem: you can't rhyme these words
Also Eminem: lists all the rhymes I can think of
Fax lol
😂 “you can have knowledge but not from college” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 EPIC gems through out 😆 camera man needs to delegate⭐️ 💯 😉
"That's a awfully hot coffee pot"
Should i drop it on donald trump , probably not.
@@VaidyatheDr What are you a ChinaCom or a Hillary bot?
@@anon6413 you stupid , those are eminem lyrics
@@anon6413 lol
Lol
If you’re gonna say, “let’s talk about it”, do NOT then rhyme it with “let’s talk about it”.
Lmao
😂
MMD PLAYZ hmm I’m not sure if ur making some joke or if u don’t uderstand that that was the joke
MMD PLAYZ nice
I'm not a MGK fan and I'm not a music expert but aren't chorus allowed to do that?
"You can have knowledge but it better not be from college"
"It better be from high-school"
lmao
M M this made my bachelor degree worthless 😂💔
M M go check out are new song it’ll explain this video! ruclips.net/video/_Oh-qgpkczU/видео.html
Lmaoooo. This is why we love Em and his crew
He just eneded the career of 75% soundcloud rappers.
Hecatrice what carrier?
Career dumbass
sry im dyslexic and english isnt my first language,fixed
Hecatrice haha😂
*career has been totally eneded*
"If you are a mobster, you cannot eat lobster"
"Eat something else g*ddamnit"
Yeah, how about some other fodder like hobnobs or some cod, sir?!
"You're basically allergic to shellfish "
Stay the FUCK AWAY FROM LOBSTER
Its my favorite food. Guess I gotta quit my damn job then XD
Then I settle for oysters
Well there goes my potential rap career.
lmao
😂😂😂
Hahahah!
Go for it. Teakahsi 69 did
😂😂😂😂
Ems camera skills are next level.
"No more spectacular and venacular"
Royce: *Nervously sweating*
"I spit like giving ex lax to Dracula"
@@brianyvar8312 and you cannot translate that
@@brianyvar8312 and you cannot translate that
SHAGGY doesnt translate to " my bars smell like shit coming out the mouth of a dead guy"?
Before kickoff free style royce said spit that lyrical miracle
Em's just talking, still better than Nick cannons 3 so called 'diss'
somebody should really use all of this in a song and call it “Breaking all the Rules”
I was literally thinking the same thing
And rap it over a Teejayx6 type beat
If someone writes down every word they said I’ll make a boo
Or a bop would be cool too
If you liked this post you have to do it
I'd listen to three hours of this
This needs to be made into a weekly series. Blacklisting rap clichés.
BronzDano are you french ?
Yes please
Tony Nawrocki no. Are you Dutch?
BronzDano that is an awesome idea 💡
Yea but I few like if someone needs this, rappin ain’t for you. And Andre 3k rhymed pimp and limp, so this seems like it’s subjective
Rappers everywhere are throwing all their lyrics away after this video 😂
What lyrics? They actually say words nowadays? They definitely don't rhyme
Someone should make a song with only the “no-no ”words on this list.
LKmandown what’s wrong with you?
LKmandown your a dickhead and grberkh is fed, up
ill do it
@@mogrizzy done ?
I was freestyling in my head to every no no bar, made some what of a song but I ain't rapper and obviously don't have a producer
I hope Em lives for a long time we need this man
Basically telling everyone to come up with better shit lol
Slim .P go check out are new song it’ll explain this video! ruclips.net/video/_Oh-qgpkczU/видео.html
@Pluto's Revenge bet.
“STAY TF AWAY FROM LOBSTER” 😂
oh.. :(
Lobster with Mustard and Rice omggg😂😂
Eat sumn else goh damn it 😂😂
we all lie in the booth, just tellin the truth...
" eat something else God damn it"
If you cannot rhyme 69, then you cannot deny prison time
Sil3nt_ Slick WHO WANTS TO SNIFF EACH OTHER'S ASSES??
Sil3nt_ Slick bitch !!!!!!!
wauw
😂😂
Wow🤣🍒
"if its off the top of the dome it cannot be a popular poem" is actually true XD
It could start off being off the dome and then eventually grow to become a popular poem but once it's popular and people start reciting it it's no longer off the dome, this is a paradox lol
Eminem recording this like a grandfather's first time using face time.
IM DEDDD 😂😂😂
Lmfao
skigh45 ahhhhahhahahaha I haaaate you lmao
Calvin Folan lmao but he has one is his back pocket
He had a stream in 1931 to hype for infinite
If you forget to call someone back
You can’t give them an autograph on their startercap
Hahahahah hahahahah
😂😂😂
Eminem sounds so serious but the way he is explaining it... I can't stop laughing.
Even here you can see how Eminem is just a level above.
You cant be panicking while staring at mannequins
Lol
Are we gonna talk about how will Smith broke this rule?
while listening to bagpipes from baghdad again
homicide
This probably made my whole week
If you’re on a Nordic Track, You can’t have a heart attack
Hey, how about that! U created a slogan for the Nordic track guys 👏👏
And watch 8 mile on that auto track
Arkham Knight on a starter cap
stan stan son listen man dad isn't bad
@@GathKing mad*
If Rihanna hits you on a text, YOU CANT leave hickeys on her neck.
If you diss me, I CANNOT be perplexed. Better yet, if you insult me on a line, DO NOT compliment me on the next
If you’re gonna write an autograph, it better not be on a starter cap
And if you hit Rhianna's face, best not to leave a trace
@@Forever-ry1nr oof and there's the line😂🤣😂
@@Forever-ry1nr tell that to Chris brown
"If you gonna be near death, it cannot be on your last breath" That's is tough, i don't wanna give eminem as a doctor
HOW THE HELL DOES EMINEM DO THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?? NOT A SINGLE CHUCKLE.
Cause he’s serious
this has to be how he actually puts his rhymes together
@@rxxxe6174 funny as hell to me
Self control
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE GIGGLES A FEW TIMES TOO
someone should make a parody of this by making an entire rap song with all the things they told you not to do, like literally all of them
You fucking genius
Yes please
About ten new rappers already have!!! Lol
J D good idea bro, 😂 😂 😂
Lol
"if you a mobster, you CAN NOT eat lobster" -Eminem
BARS
Love at the end ..."you listen here youngin' ... I'm talking to u..." and all you can see is Em's knuckles ... LMAO
“If you’re gonna murder me, it can not be like you’ve never heard of me” 😂😂😂😂😂
Katie 34 r.i.p xxxtentacion
@@textuz5763 no
@@textuz5763 Stfu wrong vid
Katie 34 😂😂😂
Your palms can’t be sweaty
If your knees are weak and arms are heavy
FlipFlop FishFlake i like you👊no homo
If you freestyle til senality, snap back to reality.
Death Sweet Fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Op there goes gravity
Speak with a finality, or else you'll die tragically, and most likely graphically.
Ricky Westley Op there goes rabbit, he choked
Lol right when I read that he said it