These social distancing jokes are not funny idiots. Do you realise that your freedom is taken away by this distancing idiocrasy. Oh joking he is joking wow reality is different.
QON_NOQ basically the bus on the right has a longer overhang, which means it needs more space to be able to overtake other buses, like the bus on the left otherwise, well, this happens
@@marshall.yt. *How is that a whoosh? 😂 I understand that it’s a joke, but “mind the gap” is the phrase used for the London Underground, not the buses.*
Yea I bet Jack was up on the top deck with 1 of the clipies giving her 1 instead of doing his job & watching Stan trying to get out of that tight spot...bet they will have some explaining to do when the get back to the depot...
simulator pro yeah I know it’s metroline routemaster cus 91 run by metroline. I was referring to the 243 (arriva route) and his silly mistake of overtaking the 91. I was making a joke about arrivas errror driving
Routemaster be like: CLARKSON! Streetdeck: *laughs his head off* I didn’t mean to, I genuinely didn’t mean to hit u Streetdeck = Jeremy Clarkson Routemaster = James May
Not gonna lie, I would have just reverse back to minimize the damage to a meer scratch. I was cringing the entire time but I feel for London bus operators dealing with tight spaces
Until you've driven a bigger vehicle under the pressure they get from controllers and passengers alike then don't judge. Plus the money isn't as great as you'd like to think (I was a London bus driver)
@@HTGxSCOEx OK OK OK, let me get this straight, because the MONEY isn't up there where it should be this is justified, I SEE sir why you were a bus driver yourself 👍
@@matthewspry4217 no where did I say that it was justified. Just people like you assume that the money is great and assume that this was down to drivers being unprofessional based on your comment of them being paid to be professional drivers. People like you with no experience of driving larger vehicles are quick to jump on the arse of drivers for MISTAKES.
@@matthewspry4217 and I was a bus driver myself because it was a step up from where I was and where I am now is a bigger step up hence why I used to be a bus driver
Unfortunately, there's no way to fix the wideness of the roads. London was never planned, it was just added on and added on so we have the same wideness now as the Victoria roads mroe than 100 years ago
it's like watching jeremy clarkson trying to annoy james may
"CLARKSON!"
Cock!
Clarkson: J-A-A-I-I-M-S
Clarkson you blithering idiot 🤣
I can hear this hahahaha
The Old Saying :- You can get a double decker bus through there. 🤣🤣
He could've if he'd have bumped the kerb a bit but probably get sacked for bumping the kerb.
Well they aren’t social distancing very well are they, silly buses
Dumb ass this was a year ago 😆
@@brickleyyard4966 you are dumbass that can't understand joke
@@brickleyyard4966 u must be fun at party’s
These social distancing jokes are not funny idiots. Do you realise that your freedom is taken away by this distancing idiocrasy. Oh joking he is joking wow reality is different.
That is so true😓
Here we witness the act of mating
I bet double decker babies look super cute
@@Snitram19 they used to mate Double decker with singles but they made hybrid offspring called bendy buses and everyone hated it
Attenbro.
War criminal British Empire
YEAH, SOMEONE IS GETTING F_CKED!
What you can't see is the triple decker from Harry Potter squeezing through the middle
Wright Gemini 3: Let’s stick together. Literally
Routemaster: uh oh
Its not gemini 3 i think its streetdeck and N4BL
@@N1HMUKaliyahthe rear window of the Wright Gemini 3 Facelift (MK2) Is split unlike the streedeck that has a full rear window
He just made another door for better access.
Lol
more like a door to die from the gas
No stress that will buff out 🤣🤣🤣
When a mummy bus & a daddy bus love each other very much...
🤣😆😂
Bus #1 to Bus #2: Mate, we'll have to stop meeting like this, others will notice!
This only happened because the Gemini 3 B5LH has such a long overhang. The overhang needs to be shorter like the Streetdeck or the B5TL.
I have no idea what u just said😂😂
QON_NOQ basically the bus on the right has a longer overhang, which means it needs more space to be able to overtake other buses, like the bus on the left otherwise, well, this happens
@@BusesinLondon345 oh so u mean the bus on the right is longer then the left so It needs more space especially when turning?
QON_NOQ I wouldn’t say long, but the rear wheels are pushed more forward compared to the bus on the left, therefore the overhang is much more wider
@@BusesinLondon345 oh I get it now
Legend has it they have now fused and become a quad bus 😂
Awww they’re snuggling together
That moment when the rubbing sound is better than actual engine noise😆
It all started with a mouthy passenger saying "Come on mate You can get a buss through there!"
Oh! The bus on the right escaped fine, don't know about the Boris bus though.
Here is more love than we can understand 😅
Was waiting for the cartoon pop sound lol 😆 😂 🤣
That driver really needs to "mind the gap."
Shut up
Rick Sanchez's Flask *That’s for the Underground*
@@charlietownend4721 r/woosh
@@marshall.yt. *How is that a whoosh? 😂 I understand that it’s a joke, but “mind the gap” is the phrase used for the London Underground, not the buses.*
Oh Christ! One of them is a Borls bus!! Lol
I never knew the 91 was a boris route - it isn’t anymore
mmmm ......ouch!
Well boss, it was like this ....
Rubbing shoulders like that, and not a shoulder to cry on, or a dry eye in the house! 😭🤔
Sounds like 20th century fox starting 😂🔥
Was someone farting ? Oh no,there are two buses colliding.
Super widok 👍😘👋❤️
Uwielbiam takie spacery i inne filmy niż moje 👌😊😘
A u mnie spacer po mieście 😊
Pozdrawiam serdecznie z Warszawy Polska 🇵🇱😘✋
When butler and jack are driving to the cemetery gates 😂
Yea I bet Jack was up on the top deck with 1 of the clipies giving her 1 instead of doing his job & watching Stan trying to get out of that tight spot...bet they will have some explaining to do when the get back to the depot...
Never thought the Gemini 3 is taller than a NBFL
Theyre both 14'6
Can u see the gemini 3 way taller
VolvoTrident oh nvm then lol
Actually, they’re the same height but the G3 on the right appears taller because it’s closer and because of the sloped roof of the NBFL on the left
It's a streetdeck
Aha, so that's why my 243 bus was late that day! 😁
Both buses were like literally abusing each other
This deserves a vid on its own 😂😂
Bus on the right is the type of bus my school gets. Like they r so cleannnnn
Wrightbus Gemini 3
If 91 moved then would’ve been much simpler... ex bus driver here
Nothing a bucket of cold water won't take care of.
¡LONDRES HERMOSOS BUSES ..FELICITACIONES DESDE SAN MARTIN PROVINCIA BUENOS AIRES....ARGENTINA¡.!!😊
Who will live In London have to see This
Just give them tea and it'll be done just in seconds
Tea stolen from the Carribean just like everything else belonging to the UK.
I remember taking my best mate down London in 2011 when Bendibuses were the next big thing lmao 😅
The Gemini 3's taller than the routemaster?!
It’s a street deck
@@hebjk7music258 no its a Gemini 3
Thanks for the reply
I got mixed up
But it looks wider
@@hebjk7music258 agree
Looks Like the Piccadilly Cirgle in CoD MW 😂
When did this happen??
I'm stuck step-bus can you help me please?
this is cursed af
All he had to do was get the other driver to watch his behind while he reversed a bit & repositioned himself.
Don’t think that would help but me as a bus driver in Northern Ireland I think with the bendy buses would be difficult
Poor Gemini 3 and naughty new routemaster
The wheels on the bus go round and round!!! Round and round!!! Hehe
That looks like brothers hugging each other
They’re hardly “stuck together”
NOW THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE
Tut tut poor judgment mr HV278 (my favourite bus type)
The cheek of it is that the poor 91 took most of the damage lol
Look what you've done to my bloody bus man!
Is this how minibuses are made?
Wait what
This is why DB company don’t want Arriva no more
That wasnt and arriva routemaster I think it was metroline
simulator pro yeah I know it’s metroline routemaster cus 91 run by metroline. I was referring to the 243 (arriva route) and his silly mistake of overtaking the 91. I was making a joke about arrivas errror driving
@@samb439 oh right sorry lol
91: I’ll reverse
243: be careful
Both: ow my side
New Routemaster bites the dust.
"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT!"
BUS loves each other they hugging each other LOL
Right
Thats the standard of London bus drivers 🤣🤣
Oh that's gonna leave a mark
It'll buff right out.
@@FuburLuck ok but that will cost money maybe 1000 euros I don't know
@Nathaniel Tesfaye oh I'm sorry I don't know that much about Britain's currency
@Nathaniel Tesfaye thx
Routemaster be like: CLARKSON!
Streetdeck: *laughs his head off* I didn’t mean to, I genuinely didn’t mean to hit u
Streetdeck = Jeremy Clarkson
Routemaster = James May
Best video title ever 😂
🎵 People let me tell you 'bout my best friend! 🎵
Not gonna lie, I would have just reverse back to minimize the damage to a meer scratch. I was cringing the entire time but I feel for London bus operators dealing with tight spaces
Love is in the air... ❤️😂
Me when I drink a large iced coffee 🤣💀
This is a common problem in London because of the narrow roads
Great idea having buses that size in streets designed for horse and cart
*Jolly good show!! Swapping red paint!!*
What are you doing , step-bus?
Poor man, he came to watch and that guy just came up and stood in front of him. 😂
Bus with most damage
'I need to go easy on that boiled eggs, cauliflower & baked beans breakfast.'
Crashed while stationery, what's worse is these Drivers are paid to be professional. They do this for MONEY!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Until you've driven a bigger vehicle under the pressure they get from controllers and passengers alike then don't judge. Plus the money isn't as great as you'd like to think (I was a London bus driver)
@@HTGxSCOEx OK OK OK, let me get this straight, because the MONEY isn't up there where it should be this is justified, I SEE sir why you were a bus driver yourself 👍
@@matthewspry4217 no where did I say that it was justified. Just people like you assume that the money is great and assume that this was down to drivers being unprofessional based on your comment of them being paid to be professional drivers. People like you with no experience of driving larger vehicles are quick to jump on the arse of drivers for MISTAKES.
@@matthewspry4217 and I was a bus driver myself because it was a step up from where I was and where I am now is a bigger step up hence why I used to be a bus driver
@@HTGxSCOEx So now your off crashing far more important things than silly old buses 😋
The rarely seen mating ritual of the London bus.
London's as clean as ever! NICE
I just remember "the London bridge is falling down " that we used to sing with her kids lol😬😳🆘🇨🇦🤳🥂🤫😂🤣
Motorbike engines in buses? I can definately hear it.
That was a nice bus. Well done driver👍👏👍
Someone’s is losing their job
Just more proof bus drivers stick together lol
Watch out, this time of year is bus mating season they're very feisty round this time.
Now Borismaster looks like Gettoblaster !
It sounded like a ship rubbing on the docks 🤪👍👍🇺🇸
Sound was like Titanic breaking apart and sinking
Ohh yes..😂😂😂😂
I always wondered how buses get around London. Roads are so narrow it's insane.
Unfortunately, there's no way to fix the wideness of the roads. London was never planned, it was just added on and added on so we have the same wideness now as the Victoria roads mroe than 100 years ago
Lucky they caught it on film, no one would have matched the paint up on a hit and run
I used to be a London bus driver. Glad I left😀
91 and 243 stuck and they began to cry.
I see overtime coming for the repair shop..
LT1038 LTZ1038 91 And HV278 LK17AFU 243 Got Stuck Together
Areva with go-ahead it must be a battle who better go ahead fix the bus but actually the buses break out all the time😂😂😂😂😂
Why is the government and councils just narrowing the roads? Just how weak has the UK has been...
This is not to do with narrow roads, it's to do with bad driving. If you don't have the gap, don't try to take it.
@@JamesW81 thanks for reminding me 😊
Top Gear Challenge; Bus edition.
GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!!!
I really detest the creaking noise.😖😖
Like this futuristic style bus
Thats one strong cctv camera
"Hey! It's two multi-ton vehicles manoeuvring with obvious danger. Let's go and get in close for a really good look!"
They're just mating, waiting for baby bus to arrive
Great driver for sure foreign guy
Let's just squeeze in here until it sounds expensive..
That driver dad space bro.. Just move alil more this wouldn't happen
Lol they saying you can fit a bus through there went down a treat
The bus on the right clearly had a lotta room to avoid this.
Job retention bonuses 🤣🤣🤣🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️