LOL I've never seen a villager legit just shove you out of the door and slam it in your face like that. They're starting to get tired of our nonsense, apparently.
3:06 PFFFF- I'm so happy this is going on this channel I absolutely *love* the edits 12:50 something about instantly breaking leaves... It's satisfying
3:20 I liked the part where the villager kicks Sparklez out of his house. Captain: Looking for a crafting table while looking for in chest in a house Villager: Sorry, but I don't allow guests on ma house! People of RUclips, what was one thing you did that got you kicked out of your friend's house? If you did, what happened?
thats what i as thinking. i wonder if you could speed run it, as it comes around, just spam place and blow up. probably not vanilla speed run as it would need ghast tears, but this format might work
this was like pure minecraft at parts. like the monatges of just playing the game, messing around breaking stuff, mindlessly doing the same task to try and achieve a goal... i love these videos so much. i'm glad i rediscovered your content this year captain, im always so happy to know i can come back from school and watch a video of yours o7
Try playing Minecraft but the mob spawning conditions are randomised. For instance, you might get wither skeletons spawning when sheep usually would. The only thing that should be unchanged is the Ender dragon.
Pro tip; I think when the dragon is perched it gains some resistance to projectiles and explosions which is why the explosions were most effective just before the perch when he was close but explosions still had a big effect :)
cant say how much i love your videos Cap. been watching you since middle school and now i’m a senior in college. thank you, and seriously you have been a major aspect of my life regardless of you knowing who i am. thank you
14:10 Speedrunner here, wanted to say that due to the unban of calculators on the official leaderboards around the end of 2021, we'd actually just use a program called Ninjabrain Bot to find out where the starting staircase is in 1.19 by just looking at the eye in a precise spot and using f3+c (pressed not held) to copy the exact angle on the bot. But yeah no one (seriously) speedruns past 1.16.1 because bad barters and piglin brutes, and definitely not 1.18+ with deeper strongholds and the removing of magma ravines.
I love watching the full length videos but I just recently switched to working 4 am shifts so I’m glad to have a vid I can watch before bed time tonight :P
Hey Jordan, just wanted to mention the 'Previous Random Crafting' in the description doesn't link to the playlist, it loops back to this video because the 2nd half of the link is separated for some reason.
12:10 love every time when he zooms off in a boat on ice, and laughed when he crashed into a iceberg (and presumably gets mauled by that polar bear offscreen) I was hoping he'd get TNT as a plan B when the end crystal failed but entertaining fight nonetheless
Shoutout to the editor here! This was an amazingly edited video! Edit: Hadn’t even seen the rest of the video. The montages were amazing! I was just talking about the funny moments type stuff. Woah dude
Someone should do a set seed and set randomizer seed speedrun. Like rather than having to go to the nether and normal speedrun stuff, they'd have to go do different parts of the game
Coming back to CaptainSparklez after not really watching his gaming videos, I noticed a lot of things seem different. The quicker editing to cut out the things that may not seem interesting, more of an attempt to be animated, the zooming in on the face more often, just seems like he’s trying to capture a younger audience. Just interesting to see as someone who watched him religiously long ago
its sad to see this account slowly losing its following. i remember watching the ultra modded survival series as a 8 year old kid on my ipad, now being a 16 year old. those were the good days. time flies
I’ll just keep praying we get random crafting and loot combined again. I don’t like random loot on its own, it just isn’t the same as random crafting or both combined.
LOL I've never seen a villager legit just shove you out of the door and slam it in your face like that. They're starting to get tired of our nonsense, apparently.
Olj
It happens to me like all the time lol.
Thay can one day by to smart
Only took 12 years lol
It's happened to me a few times lol.
2:20 I feel like this is the first time I've ever heard someone call a chest boat a "choat"
Oh trust me, he’s called them this for a while now
You must be new here. He coined this on the video he did for the snapshot that added these.
@@jazzyj7834 That wasn't even that long ago.
can't wait for the furnoat, the TNToat, and the Hoat
OHHHHH THATS WHAT THAT MEANS LMAO
10:07 that edit got me too good
Honestly same 💀
SAME 😂
Same bro
It's the best
The straight face while chopping leaves for an uncommonly long time is amazing lol
The "I->yo" moment just destroyed me. 150% quality editing.
samee! and the "not" logical sign lol
It was a lot funnier than it should have been lmao
3:05 for anyone looking for the clip
@@pvic6959 6:23 ¬
Much prefer the random crafting as an edited episode rather than a full vod
same!
Villager: No longer will we suffer under the oppression of these players!
sounds like the beginning of a communist society
Yea
12:18 one of the best montages I've seen. Not all montages have to be loud and fast.
10:07 MAD RESPECT TO THE EDITOR 👏 👏 🔥
The editor really flexing their knowledge with those visual puns.
Yeah I really liked the "not" one xD (6:21)
@@Gekoloudios yeah, i would have never knew what that meant but i learned all about gates in school.
(3:06) tbh killed me.
16:28 just to let everyone know, end crystals dont blow up if killed by explosion damage. They dont chain react
that is... a lie
I think they do in bedrock not java
So explain how ender Crystal cannons work please, because more crystals end up with a larger firing range
I think a random crafting all advancements would be a hilarious series.
Are we gonna ignore that two of the netherite pick axes stacked?
3:06 PFFFF-
I'm so happy this is going on this channel I absolutely *love* the edits
12:50 something about instantly breaking leaves... It's satisfying
the ganster's paradise "ooooo" when he saw the eye of ender was the best thing I've seen all day😂
5:03 caught in 4k. I thought you were child friendly.
Also to anyone who enjoyed the eye of ender discovery as much as I did here you go 10:07
3:20 I liked the part where the villager kicks Sparklez out of his house.
Captain: Looking for a crafting table while looking for in chest in a house
Villager: Sorry, but I don't allow guests on ma house!
People of RUclips, what was one thing you did that got you kicked out of your friend's house? If you did, what happened?
Lol, I sometimes binge those Reddit reading channels
@@jackwastakenx2 Ikr I see those in reddit but they're barely in RUclips.
6:57 Pickaxe, perfect tool for attacking, by The Dentist Technoblade
3:21 I loved how the villager was like get out. Never seen that happen before. Slamming the door on you and everything
It's been a while since we had editing like this, its so good
honestly i’d love to see another crafting and loot drops random series
Jardon live streams them all the time so there’s loads on Captain Sparklez 2 if you don’t mind hour+ long videos
@@abbyj4108 oh nice
It would seem the villager has heard about the destroyer of floors.
Fun fact destroying a crystal that the dragon is healing from is what is doing the extra damage.
thats what i as thinking.
i wonder if you could speed run it, as it comes around, just spam place and blow up.
probably not vanilla speed run as it would need ghast tears, but this format might work
10:06 editor did good when jordan saw the ender eye 💀
I don't even watch this because I find this particularly interesting, I just like watching captain sparkles
3:06 KILLED me 🤣
14:19 I absolutely love the way this was cut. Hats off to whoever edited this.
this was like pure minecraft at parts. like the monatges of just playing the game, messing around breaking stuff, mindlessly doing the same task to try and achieve a goal... i love these videos so much. i'm glad i rediscovered your content this year captain, im always so happy to know i can come back from school and watch a video of yours o7
Try playing Minecraft but the mob spawning conditions are randomised. For instance, you might get wither skeletons spawning when sheep usually would. The only thing that should be unchanged is the Ender dragon.
Imagine blazes spawn in raids with withers riding them
Editing is amazing
The villager saw previous videos. He was not having his home taken plank by plank from him that day.
Villagers are so tired of their stuff being taken away they won't put up with it no more
I love seeing all of Jordan’s synonyms for “random” lol
This might be the chillest Minecraft video I’ve ever seen for something like this
That villager was the goat this episode.
6:22 There is a NOT gate! 🦈
Pro tip; I think when the dragon is perched it gains some resistance to projectiles and explosions which is why the explosions were most effective just before the perch when he was close but explosions still had a big effect :)
The edit when the eye of ender popped up killed me lmao
cant say how much i love your videos Cap. been watching you since middle school and now i’m a senior in college. thank you, and seriously you have been a major aspect of my life regardless of you knowing who i am. thank you
I love the editing like that music playing inside the villager house when you were kicked out :)
14:10
Speedrunner here, wanted to say that due to the unban of calculators on the official leaderboards around the end of 2021, we'd actually just use a program called Ninjabrain Bot to find out where the starting staircase is in 1.19 by just looking at the eye in a precise spot and using f3+c (pressed not held) to copy the exact angle on the bot.
But yeah no one (seriously) speedruns past 1.16.1 because bad barters and piglin brutes, and definitely not 1.18+ with deeper strongholds and the removing of magma ravines.
The title is when you use up all the synonyms for the word random in your essay
I cannot stress how much the "yo" translation joke had me WHEEZING, I love your humor, my man.
I love these random crafting videos ☺️!
This was quite hilarious and it looks like it could be a fun smp playthrough as well!
"I hate Silverfish"
*Minecraft but it's Impossible flashbacks*
I love the casual vibe of these videos! the editing is really the icing on the cake
5:05 "You can get one arrow from one La-piss" That sent me flying yo 💀
10:00 I don't know why but that startled the heck out of me
I love watching the full length videos but I just recently switched to working 4 am shifts so I’m glad to have a vid I can watch before bed time tonight :P
Beautiful. I love that you had fun with this dragon fight. Thanks
Really love the mid episode haircut
Wow I’m super exited to see this random crafting recipe seri-
I enjoy how when the scene changes or is speed up captains face looks exactly the same
I enjoy the quick "Ahhh" from Gangsta's paradise for the Eye of Ender🤣
Also end crystals won’t damage you hardly at all if you are one block below them, because you basically only take end crystal damage in your knees
the editing is so freaking good thank u editor for giving us this enjoyment in a manageable timeframe
Hey Jordan, just wanted to mention the 'Previous Random Crafting' in the description doesn't link to the playlist, it loops back to this video because the 2nd half of the link is separated for some reason.
3:25 you robbed him, I think he has a right to kick you out of his house
awesome video though keep up the good work
Man invented a new word
The classic Choat
16:27 "Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom"
The way the editing of your videos has improved so much since the Hunger Games days, back whe I first started watching, is simply incredible.
12:10 love every time when he zooms off in a boat on ice, and laughed when he crashed into a iceberg (and presumably gets mauled by that polar bear offscreen)
I was hoping he'd get TNT as a plan B when the end crystal failed but entertaining fight nonetheless
you couldve spawned the dragon again with the last 4 crystals lol
He really went peace love and plants on the dragon
2:08 It's like those ads done wrong: Get 1 for the price of 2!
3:06 I like this language joke
19:30 Half a heart is left, but don't die-die-die
props to your editor, i love it
Lmao the way he said "la-piss"
The fucking English to Spanish translation for the “yo” was such good editing I’m dying
Shoutout to the editor here! This was an amazingly edited video!
Edit: Hadn’t even seen the rest of the video. The montages were amazing! I was just talking about the funny moments type stuff. Woah dude
I guess word got out to other villagers about the Great Captain Sparklez, Destroyer of Floors.
Oh god the explosion was so good. Best strat ever
6:21 Ah yes... An electronics joke in a minecraft video.
Oh! It's the main channel. I absolutely did not notice at first
Hahaha! Your glee is infectious.
I love watching the long-form streams but you have the best editor on the planet so I also really enjoy these videos. Kudos to both of you
The captain is so wholesome oh my goshhh
10:07 is just amazing
Was not click baited for once. Amazing 2:37
crystals dont damage you if you stand below them so the bed strat with crystals would have worked
i really like the editing. good job
The editing for this video was amazing!
"I can get an arrom from just, one LA Piss..." lmao
EVERYONE WE NEED TO GET THIS TO 19K LIKES
YES
Cap I just wanna say ily no homo you legit have the best mc content of the decade and I been watching you for half my life.
Split second gangsta paradise is just beautiful 10:06
little did the good captain know, end crystals will damage the dragon from any distance if blown up while healing the dragon
Great editing on this
Player: taking items from a chest.
Villager: no
Someone should do a set seed and set randomizer seed speedrun. Like rather than having to go to the nether and normal speedrun stuff, they'd have to go do different parts of the game
Coming back to CaptainSparklez after not really watching his gaming videos, I noticed a lot of things seem different. The quicker editing to cut out the things that may not seem interesting, more of an attempt to be animated, the zooming in on the face more often, just seems like he’s trying to capture a younger audience. Just interesting to see as someone who watched him religiously long ago
its sad to see this account slowly losing its following. i remember watching the ultra modded survival series as a 8 year old kid on my ipad, now being a 16 year old. those were the good days. time flies
Absolutely swick, 100/10 entertainment value packed in 20 minutes. 😂
When the eye of ender finally made an appearance, I laughed my ass off at the music jump scare XD
2:11
As I was watching, I happened to say "huh" at exactly the same time as you.
I’ll just keep praying we get random crafting and loot combined again. I don’t like random loot on its own, it just isn’t the same as random crafting or both combined.
I've always loved the editing style of these videos! I'm happy to see more :D keep up the good work! :)
5:02 did i just hear “lapiss” 😂
Jardon as soon as he gets to the end: So anyways, I started blasting.
Scramble craft would be a good fit for you
I love the random loot/crafting videos!! Although I do love them more in their entirety on the second channel. 😘