My Wife's FIRST 1v1 in StarCraft...
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- After beating SEVERAL campaign levels, my wife ventures into my world: 1vs1.
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Your wife is progressing. I think, if she will peak toss she can beat you
Wifetosis content is the funniest content.
I'm at roughly the same level in terms of APM as your wife 40-80apm, would make for a fair match if you ever wanted to have her practice.
"You told me we don’t GG in this house" LMAOOOO
LMAO
SO GOOD
Let wife play a 1v1 computer first. Come on man
Vs computer would have lasted 3 minutes
Love this content so much! 😂😂
Wifetosis has the patience of a saint! Only an angel could put up with our gremlin lol
After watching that gameplay I feel the inverse about Artosis to his wife...
and "you told me we don't gg in this house" is so fucking perfect. I can imagine RT saying that to the kids at the dinner table.
"Now listen children. If you play against Protoss, and he goes zealots all in, you do not say gg. You tell him that he is trash, he should quit and uninstall and he will never get good. Then you quit the match and say that you can't believe how easy it is for Protoss to win games"
The way she said "Daniel." At around 6:00 killed me😂
Like a kindergarten teacher too a kid who just messed up
Today Stanky. Tomorrow Jaedong.
Hahahahah I know how Arty feels though, watching a newbie struggle to do the most basic things in an RTS when you’re an advanced player is the most frustrating thing 😂
For a noob she actually did good.
Well, she was under his guidance so she probably did better than normal. However, if RT wasn’t over her shoulder coaching it could be a more typical experience where a lot less things get built.
The pain in his voice vibrates at a frequency that could destroy galaxies.
It literally created the earthquake in Turkey..... Frequency is the key to understanding this realm we live in
Artosis always tells us that if you truly love someone, you won't let them play Terran. So what does that mean since he let his wife pick Terran?
The 4th wall has been broken
stanky absolutely smurfing with that 97 apm
Give her few months playing Protoss, beats Arto easy
That poor woman. Wifetosis is going to use this video as evidence for spousal abuse during their divorce; Judge is going to sentence Arty to 10 years in prison.
20 when they see how Arty plays
protoss ape judge
dude coach artosis could be an entire reality tv series i was crying
5:26 Arty grits his teeth in frustration in the most loving way towards his wife
At 0:38 his reaction is like she just poked him in the eye 😂😂😂 i'm dying
That truly hurt the soul
😅
97 APM
Higher than whatever I've ever had
sad story, I am also most of the time below 100, last time i remember 76
3:28 , followed by, "how do you know".... "...... Because I can see them on your screen" 🤣
I was someone to design an Artosis family crest with the motto "we don't GG in this house" emblazoned on it
“You’re going to give yourself a stroke.”
I felt that.
Wifetosis best tosis
I love watching people that barely know how stuff works play, I don't know why but is very cool to me
Right? I'd love for him to cast noob v. noob games (or very casual v. very casual).
This woman is an angel
RT is truly a great coach. His "OHMYGOD" is almost as melodic as "tu-tu-tu-tu-tu" of Scan.
Those first seconds with the scvs were gold lmao
No loving husband would subject his wife to the SC Broodwar ladder. Why are you doing this?
Artosis coaching?! God forbid
She literally said: "Tch tch" for the marines shooting 😂
She played nice actually
We're gonna need a thousand more of these dawg -- thanks in advance !
Truly this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I haven't laughed this much since watching Shane Gillis' last special. This is top-tier comedy. I can't get over the physical reactions Arty has while watching Wifetosis play. I can relate to 1:45 as well where she's clicking buttons before he's even finished telling her what to click.
YASSSS more wifetosis content
that Stanky guy is something special - next stop, BSL.
Aahahah that was funny, looks like me trying to teach my girlfriend how to drive kkk.
Go Go Wifetosis!!!
How many games did you dodge to make sure her first 1v1 ever was a TvT lol -- Brood War Boot Camp with Wifetosis has been some of the funniest stuff, do a 2v2 n see if you can carry!
If she played campaign shouldn't she know mechanics?
This is gold
does she realize that when she queues up stuff she is paying in advance for all the units in the queue?
I think newbies think that when then urgently queue up units it makes them build faster. Protip, it doesn't. :D
The amount of idle scv's man, so painful to watch 😢
This is hilarious, wifetosis is the best
This is gold content LMAO
That was painful, excruciatingly so.
She didnt earn pvp yet, have her go up against bots with god mode on so she can work on controls and fluidity?!?!?
Artosis needs to teach hotkeys to Wifetosis.
You are such a great couple. Your dynamic is so funny to watch
More more more
Artosis just lost 10 years off his life.
awww, THIS IS A FANTASTIC WIFE BRO!! Jesus I HOPE you damn know it daniel.
good job ur getting better
The toxic wife in this house is Artosis
GG!
Every time I build an SCV I'm going to say "doot doot doot doot doot" like this.
I can hear the blood pouring out of RTs ears.
A valiant effort.
i see he married a protoss player
Hahahahahahahha
Welcome to F-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNKKKK HEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!
I need more of this 🤣🤣🤣
This is content 😄
97 apm is a lie
This is awesome
This is the worst way to introduce a newbie to Starcraft. Take them through a tutorial, get them started with a game against AI or the base campaign, don't just throw them into the deep end, then get triggered when they're not even able to complete the most basic functions.
Does it matter? There is no way she will continue to play regularly. It's just a one time meme.
She did the tutorial missions
just tell her its like baking a pie, u need ingredients at certain times
well played Mr. St four en kay hanglow
I'll be honest my first game of Starcraft went 100x worse than her's did so I understand then again, I was 8 years old and had never used a computer before.
what day vod is this, did they play any more?
This was incredible. I laughed so hard. Love you Arty and Artywife you have a wonderful family.
why aren't we using building hotkeys?? why are we clicking building icons SMH lmao
wants to be seen as the most honorable starcraft player ever
but basically never ggs anyone
makes sense...
This is our generation boys.... trying to get your girl into shit she told you no to 100 times... giving it her best because after the kids... ehat else is exciting...
Let me listen to him and ask him a simple question to make him stupid and angry...
Show her face no... don't be ridiculous....
Play a newer version of the same game???
It sounds like a gf suggesting ...
"Maybe we should play Mario kart on the switch because it's fun with the kids.... SHUT UP WOMAN MARIO NES IS THE BEST NOW LEARN!"
I won my first 1v1 in over 15 years 😎
Now this is content 😂
Should have found someone with closer to 30 APM. 97 is way higher than most of my friends when we played BW casually like 20 years ago.
97 APM is actually pretty good, when I play these days I can only get around 60 APM, although I'd like to think all of my APM has a purpose.
damn, this was a mistake, shoulda had her play the campaign, it's a decent tutorial for someone who has never played RTS before. it's the biggest baby training wheels til you finally get tot he later missions that give you the whole tech tree and a difficult mission to bust.
straight into PVP is like having a friend try a fighting game they never played and instantly Matchmake against a veteran community
Ok boys, the next video will be "My SECOND wife's 1v1." RIP.
This is goldddd 😂
god this is painful to watch
This takes me back 20 years or so when we were going to the internet cafes. There was this friend of mine that offered to teach me this great strategy game he called Starcraft. Told him i know nothing about it and he said he'll teach me in a 1v1.
Guess who ended up having his whole base nuked 20min later ...
Spent the whole game waiting for the 4 pool to arrive. Was KML all of it. So glad I clicked on this.
She literally told it to mine, both of them. Why isn't it going to a patch and start mining?! Stupid SCVs.
MOST BASED HUSBAND !! kudos to the wife ! =)
After the Big Hat Reveal I had to come back and find it. "We don't gg in this house." 8:48
Arty's the Gordon Ramsey of Starcraft 1 commentators. lol
You let your wife fight someone named "Stanky" 😂
It took me 40 seconds of the video to be laughing my ass off
OMG ARTOSIS can I please have my wife play your wife? She has never played either and I’ll coach her.
now i can finally vicariously live the fantasy of artosis coaching me in a game of broodwar
This is the only game that could possibly be worse than league of legends when it comes to playing with your partner lol
I didn’t even watch. I’m on the bus. The audio is entertaining enough.
your wife Played Terran? I woulda started her on protoss Artosis no need to make her suffer like you do
God, the coaching is SO bad.
I kinda want to find someone that wants to take on wifetosis (that doesn't play) and teach them, and see who can win.
This is better than any time I’ve ever tried to teach anyone, honestly.
Why is she playing terran. probably be an amazing Toss.
You have the greatest wife in the world, be more patient with her! Her struggle with the game reminds us of the old times when we tried to play with my older brother.
Let her play Protoss. I swear it won’t kill your marriage
Great playing Wifetosis!! Best 1v1 I ever seen.
Atosiswife: Not enough minerals!
Lmao this is reminding me of trying to show my wife how to play Total War.
I'm happy Artosis wasn't my teacher at school.
looks Artosis's wife has the same angle laughing !