Cyberbullying a hostage with Technoblade

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @mk_the_maniac2091
    @mk_the_maniac2091 3 года назад +2510

    Tubbo this whole video: "I'm not trapped down here with you. Youre trapped in here with ME"

    • @Dhruvshot
      @Dhruvshot 3 года назад

      Please watch my dream amv

    • @remyjorgensen7220
      @remyjorgensen7220 3 года назад +10

      Facts lmfao

    • @VisionaryForge_
      @VisionaryForge_ 3 года назад +16

      Was Tubbo live when he had his... archeives and romans rant? I'm just picturing Tubbo's chat either going along with it or saying 'Wtf'

    • @mk_the_maniac2091
      @mk_the_maniac2091 3 года назад +5

      @@VisionaryForge_ I don’t think so. The “best of TUBBO 2020” clips from this day are from Tommy’s perspective

    • @claywastakenwastaken8404
      @claywastakenwastaken8404 3 года назад +1

      lol

  • @shadowpixel8445
    @shadowpixel8445 4 года назад +3174

    "we used to have safety railings but wilbur really enjoys fall-"
    "ah"
    "-ing to his death"

    • @Cferal
      @Cferal 4 года назад +54

      as does tubbo xD

    • @neomii9170
      @neomii9170 4 года назад +8

      👏

    • @stellap.723
      @stellap.723 4 года назад +54

      the fact that it happened right when he said it its too perfect.

    • @fauxapples
      @fauxapples 4 года назад +14

      the lil ah 🥺🥺‼️

    • @tooth_picc3032
      @tooth_picc3032 4 года назад +1

      @@stellap.723 I to C gas dt-fout I tr I was wtgtt say that you ye zzfvc

  • @sarwatarannya8786
    @sarwatarannya8786 4 года назад +4667

    "OH GOD, AM I A HOSTAGE"
    immediately starts mining

  • @floristppap8847
    @floristppap8847 3 года назад +1125

    tommy: tubbos not gonna realize he's a hostage
    tubbo a few minutes later: AM I A HOSTAGE

  • @4khd554
    @4khd554 4 года назад +1693

    "You. Mine cobblestone. Give, cobblestone, me."
    -Technoblade
    2020 World Famous Quote By Technoblade.

    • @jepiene
      @jepiene 3 года назад +42

      You can see hes an english major

    • @zyxxkulbet5673
      @zyxxkulbet5673 3 года назад +13

      9:20

    • @crispity
      @crispity 3 года назад +5

      -sun tzu

    • @arghelain6560
      @arghelain6560 3 года назад +1

      Sun Tzu, art of Advance Interrogation Techniques

    • @ssassenberg26
      @ssassenberg26 3 года назад +2

      will be adding this to my quote book, tyty

  • @beepk_
    @beepk_ 4 года назад +6184

    “S to the L to the A to the V”
    “Don’t worry Tubbo can’t spell that”
    Tubbo: *_“isn’t there an E??”_*

  • @misconductor
    @misconductor 4 года назад +433

    "You. Mine cobblestone, cobblestone give me. Go"
    -Technoblade 2020

    • @REd-bw7mg
      @REd-bw7mg 4 года назад +2

      I love so much on that part tho lmaoo

    • @beaissa
      @beaissa 4 года назад

      That’s my new favorite quote

    • @julietbutnotjuliet5919
      @julietbutnotjuliet5919 4 года назад

      truly eloquent

    • @P8nda
      @P8nda 4 года назад +2

      You give me rock. I give you fire.
      Good deal.
      *Exchange*
      *WHAP*
      Hehe... good deal indeed!

  • @Cookiejar83
    @Cookiejar83 2 года назад +1377

    RIP Technoblade. Came back here to rewatch him because this feels so surreal…

    • @jonathanjenkins7268
      @jonathanjenkins7268 2 года назад +13

      Same 😭

    • @afrodite583
      @afrodite583 2 года назад +9

      same

    • @olandoocey6908
      @olandoocey6908 2 года назад +14

      all the old videos and streams I've been bing watching

    • @skzfsnstix
      @skzfsnstix 2 года назад +6

      same...

    • @dokisans
      @dokisans 2 года назад +8

      not to be disrespectful but why does everyone commenting on every related techno video comment on the one that his dad posted

  • @m3rtha
    @m3rtha 3 года назад +2510

    Ant frost just agreed to everything like they were all 4 year olds and he was just entertaining them

    • @Dhruvshot
      @Dhruvshot 3 года назад +4

      Please watch my dream amv

    • @Dhruvshot
      @Dhruvshot 3 года назад +4

      @PQRST Gamin' anime music video

    • @Seraphim_Sun
      @Seraphim_Sun 3 года назад +22

      @@Dhruvshot uhhh- it means “Animated Music Video” actually

    • @whataweirdo5062
      @whataweirdo5062 3 года назад +7

      @@Dhruvshot animated music video._.

    • @goldenmage9118
      @goldenmage9118 3 года назад +2

      yes lmao

  • @meow2492
    @meow2492 4 года назад +3342

    I love how dead and monotone techno’s voice is when he says “he’s drowning in a pond he’s not healing a don’t think he’s ok”

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 4 года назад +66

      When is it not monotone honestly

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 4 года назад +19

      @UniversalAndroid 24 tubbo is the best- “should have made his head smooth”

    • @dex1o_15
      @dex1o_15 4 года назад +42

      fun fact! thats actually not what techno said. he said, "hes drowning himself in a pond like he's Ophelia," which is a reference to Hamlet but the subtitles just got it wrong :)

    • @el5606
      @el5606 4 года назад +4

      @Rodger Stachura why are you copying a comment then putting it as a reply?

    • @aylamrosen
      @aylamrosen 4 года назад +3

      this is going to be my senior quote this year

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +5764

    "I want cobblestone, but I don't want to mine it myself"
    *Said like a true English man Tommy.*

    • @user-mo3sm1rr6c
      @user-mo3sm1rr6c 4 года назад +23

      You got so many likes bur no comments

    • @not4076
      @not4076 4 года назад +57

      @@goggog2792 uh oh it’s him

    • @ayuma8574
      @ayuma8574 4 года назад +4

      Ah crap Tommy get the hell out your just a fake

    • @kaibeckman9531
      @kaibeckman9531 4 года назад +5

      So true but uhh ok

    • @freddy0gplayz38
      @freddy0gplayz38 4 года назад +4

      Lazy me too

  • @IJ21523
    @IJ21523 3 года назад +205

    Techno calling Tommy his bestfriend at around 19:42 (could be a few seconds after!) just made my heart melt 🥺
    Edit: I'm here 8 months later. Techno has died now and I'm crying because I re-watched this video. Fly high, king.

  • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
    @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas 3 года назад +3818

    Ant is like the parent that is just agreeing with his kid's shenanigans

  • @zetaalpha5110
    @zetaalpha5110 3 года назад +2812

    Tubbo screaming about the archives is comedy gold, i need more of it

    • @brigittemusic5724
      @brigittemusic5724 3 года назад +58

      Tubbo is a….strange lad

    • @deadinside9696
      @deadinside9696 3 года назад +31

      IT'S HIDING IN THE ARCHIVES ONLY TOO BE LOOKED AT BY THE EYES OF ROMAN MEN

    • @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918
      @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918 3 года назад +38

      That wasn’t Tubbo. It was Big Law.

    • @feeling_starlost
      @feeling_starlost 3 года назад +5

      2 million.... you are ALMOST at 11 million TOMMY

    • @al3xss3
      @al3xss3 3 года назад +3

      @@feeling_starlost this video was 11 months ago tho…

  • @fronk8701
    @fronk8701 4 года назад +677

    Tommy: Hand me your armor- hand it to me now.
    Ant: *sounds legit*

    • @meh...02
      @meh...02 4 года назад

      ehh he is going pacifist

    • @aetherius6221
      @aetherius6221 4 года назад +9

      I mean techno *was* present

  • @mcharli6943
    @mcharli6943 3 года назад +85

    absolutely love when tubbo came out from nowhere riding a horse like a knight handing out the art killing powder

  • @mealsome4450
    @mealsome4450 4 года назад +677

    God I laughed so hard, tubbos "AM I A HOSTAGE?!" really send me.

  • @davidohara24
    @davidohara24 4 года назад +3280

    Tommy: You have lovely blue eyes Ant, it would be a shame if something were to happen to them
    Tubbo: thE sEcrATARy iN ThE aRCHiVEs hAD bLUe eYeS

  • @Gina-uy1zn
    @Gina-uy1zn 4 года назад +616

    9:47 tubbo falling was perfectly timed & that scream ahahah what a fine piece of cinematography

    • @emilia-ig2fd
      @emilia-ig2fd 4 года назад +5

      @diego rodriguez shut up man

    • @eee00525
      @eee00525 4 года назад +7

      thanks Gina

    • @Rottis_
      @Rottis_ 4 года назад +8

      My boy screamed in lowercase

  • @-_Pinocchio_-
    @-_Pinocchio_- 3 года назад +67

    him talking about how hes almost at 2 million subs when hes now at almost 11 million subs makes me nostalgic and totally not tear up a little.

    • @ы_что_говорить
      @ы_что_говорить 3 месяца назад +1

      15 million subs.. i still can't believe in fact that Tommy 20 now.. and i very miss DSMP and Technoblade..:(
      (sorry if here gramatic mistakes, i'm russian)

  • @pinktulip3366
    @pinktulip3366 4 года назад +1918

    “oh there’s the Techno guy, he’s terrible at pvp right?”
    -Iskall 2020

    • @FrostyUsername
      @FrostyUsername 4 года назад +6

      that's bc of the mrbeast 1v1

    • @QVerdant_
      @QVerdant_ 4 года назад +3

      its fundy not iskall

    • @Zinz778
      @Zinz778 4 года назад +30

      @@QVerdant_ No.

    • @Ragazaloth
      @Ragazaloth 4 года назад +36

      @@FrostyUsername what do you mean he literally won it

    • @silentxwxlf
      @silentxwxlf 4 года назад +4

      @@QVerdant_ false

  • @fmahoney7608
    @fmahoney7608 3 года назад +2064

    tubbo's little "ah" as he falls to his death always gets me

  • @nola9957
    @nola9957 4 года назад +1144

    "THE ROMEN MEN" " I SEE THE RoMaNs" "take me to the archives" "you have nice blue eyes antfrost. it would be a shame if something happened to them" "tHe SeCrETaRy At ThE aRcHiVeS hAd BlUe eYeS, nO No nO" - had me dying 😂😂

    • @sanriobb
      @sanriobb 4 года назад +39

      THE EYES IS IN THE ARCHIVES

    • @nola9957
      @nola9957 4 года назад +6

      @@sanriobb help mee im laughing still

    • @cry9504
      @cry9504 4 года назад +1

      Only to be looked at the eyes of Roman men, Roman men

    • @anevenbluerjay
      @anevenbluerjay 4 года назад

      What is that even referencing

    • @directioner4859
      @directioner4859 4 года назад +1

      THE ROMANS!

  • @The_Black_Swordmen.
    @The_Black_Swordmen. 3 года назад +195

    All jokes aside
    Antfrost is really a nice guy

  • @starstorm8947
    @starstorm8947 4 года назад +2792

    Someone: Breathes
    Katara: “My mother used to breathe”
    Tubbo: “tHe sEcrEtAry aT tHe aRcHiVeS bReAtHeD”

    • @kristinvagula2821
      @kristinvagula2821 4 года назад +12

      yes

    • @Rodbayreels
      @Rodbayreels 4 года назад +32

      Why is it so true yet so funny

    • @jaydenmele5634
      @jaydenmele5634 4 года назад +10

      I haven’t watched the video “Katara” the water bender from avatar the last air bender

    • @roowakeh4302
      @roowakeh4302 4 года назад +7

      @@Rodbayreels the secretary at the archive had a blender

    • @goldenmage9118
      @goldenmage9118 4 года назад +2

      @@roowakeh4302 wait blender?are you joking?can't tell.

  • @shaynecadacio1814
    @shaynecadacio1814 4 года назад +350

    9:23 Wise words of TechnoBlade: You, Mine cobblestone, give cobblestone, me, go

    • @naomiisntplant
      @naomiisntplant 4 года назад +12

      give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you ❤️

    • @Yung_Bnoxxx
      @Yung_Bnoxxx 4 года назад +9

      Give cobblestone me give mine cobblestone me mine cobblestone give me mine cobblestone give me you

  • @nicholastufano8302
    @nicholastufano8302 4 года назад +1595

    12:19
    “OH MY GOD AM I A HOSTAGE”?
    *starts mining immediately*

  • @summer_blossomsz
    @summer_blossomsz 2 года назад +268

    rewatching all of the vids with techno in it make me want to break down and cry
    rest in peace techno

    • @Huddleston07
      @Huddleston07 2 года назад +1

      Same. I just NEED more techno content

    • @jasminlobbe878
      @jasminlobbe878 2 года назад

      Yea i Miss him

    • @Cytrexss
      @Cytrexss Год назад

      At least he left us a lot of content to enjoy before he left us. Thanks for everything Techno

    • @solar_SG
      @solar_SG Год назад

      I genuinely forgot he died 💀

    • @OkayIW
      @OkayIW Год назад

      No way bro just said that NO SHOT

  • @Its_ep
    @Its_ep 3 года назад +2987

    “S-L-A-V” “don’t worry, Tubbo can’t spell that” Tubbo: “Isn’t there an E?”

    • @PiperT34
      @PiperT34 3 года назад +56

      This actually really funny😂

    • @Its_ep
      @Its_ep 3 года назад +10

      @@PiperT34 it is 😂

    • @iamnoone8230
      @iamnoone8230 3 года назад +15

      Ikr S-L-A-V but its S-L-A-V-E

    • @InfantryDvN
      @InfantryDvN 3 года назад +11

      NO
      S-L-A-V
      ISN'T THERE A ERY???
      ITS SLAVERY

    • @bonesboutiqueshop
      @bonesboutiqueshop 2 года назад +11

      @@InfantryDvN lol but they said “slave” and not “slavery” so tubbo was correct

  • @cyverine
    @cyverine 3 года назад +6022

    techno and tommy: actively trying to censor the word 'slavery'
    *[wilbur joins the call]*
    wilbur: *s l a v e r y*

    • @mitt1459
      @mitt1459 3 года назад +160

      Mandatory. Volunteers.

    • @Eriquee
      @Eriquee 3 года назад +21

      @Colton Gulley lmaoooo

    • @astrixxi5302
      @astrixxi5302 3 года назад +62

      S to the L to the A to the V

    • @Alex-cw2kx
      @Alex-cw2kx 3 года назад +27

      S to the L to the A to the vev

    • @mpcrystal6779
      @mpcrystal6779 3 года назад +14

      Wrong it’s
      Slav-ery

  • @giannas4694
    @giannas4694 4 года назад +1921

    9:47 tubbo literally yelled in lowercase-

  • @aidan6620
    @aidan6620 2 года назад +112

    We'll miss the man, rest in peace

  • @SirCatSyrup
    @SirCatSyrup 4 года назад +339

    Tubbo and Antfrost: **are captured**
    Antfrost:
    "First time?"

    • @twilightcadmea
      @twilightcadmea 4 года назад

      Your are on 211 likes I can't break it so just wanted to say
      Noice

    • @SirCatSyrup
      @SirCatSyrup 4 года назад

      @Ghaz OP lol thx

  • @StarField369
    @StarField369 4 года назад +3954

    Tommy: *He makes a lot of jokes, don’t you Tubbo?*
    Tubbo:
    Tommy: *Oh-*
    Techno: *He’s- He’s drowning himself in a pond-*

    • @ItzChocolateChipz
      @ItzChocolateChipz 4 года назад +16

      Fr tho

    • @mocco1612
      @mocco1612 4 года назад +17

      I think think he’s ok-

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 4 года назад +7

      Ngl wish tommy was nicer to him and bad-

    • @chaoticpoint8105
      @chaoticpoint8105 4 года назад +10

      Tommyinit when Wilbur Soot is present: "I will sacrifice my discs for INDIPENDENCY!"
      Tommyinit when Wilbur Soot is not present: "ahahah brrrr go slavery drugs with technoblade ahah"

    • @dragallian
      @dragallian 4 года назад

      wait is he actually? I might be missing something or am just a complete idiot but is tubbo actually dyslexic?

  • @aniimusic_1
    @aniimusic_1 4 года назад +2882

    Tommy: s-l-a-v
    techno: is that russian
    tommy: uh no why
    techno: *you spelled slav*
    I CANTTTTT TECHNOOOO LMAOOOOO

    • @ejoty_6128
      @ejoty_6128 4 года назад +19

      techno is a g-o-d

    • @Kote.paket31
      @Kote.paket31 4 года назад +40

      When you russian

    • @ravs0607
      @ravs0607 4 года назад +15

      @@gamingbeast5267 bruh wtf

    • @chezboichill8171
      @chezboichill8171 4 года назад

      Russian tank meme

    • @aj4979
      @aj4979 4 года назад +6

      @@gamingbeast5267 stfu

  • @ReadingWithDenO
    @ReadingWithDenO 11 месяцев назад +39

    i love watching tommys old videos

  • @curlypastanoodle8969
    @curlypastanoodle8969 3 года назад +595

    “This sounds like slavery, Technoblade.”
    “wH-“
    *youtube shuts down*

  • @lostlight.
    @lostlight. 3 года назад +271

    “OH MY GOD AM I A HOSTAGE?!”
    *proceeds to turn and mine cobblestone*

  • @amber-bo6wd
    @amber-bo6wd 4 года назад +8862

    tommy- “s-l-a-v”
    techno- “a russian?”

    • @justtom640
      @justtom640 4 года назад +131

      Да, Слава русский

    • @prosto-alinenok
      @prosto-alinenok 4 года назад +52

      @@justtom640 хахахахах

    • @rachilla480
      @rachilla480 4 года назад +35

      Отлично

    • @peqchu
      @peqchu 4 года назад +19

      Ахаха

    • @pakua.
      @pakua. 4 года назад +18

      Pole? Maybe?

  • @LOVE4LOVEJOY
    @LOVE4LOVEJOY 3 месяца назад +7

    “THE ROMANS”
    “I SEE THE ROMANS!”-Tubbo 2020

  • @dogethemdown3607
    @dogethemdown3607 4 года назад +868

    Techno: "We used to have safety railings but wilbur really like to fall to his dea-"
    Tubbo:"aAA-"
    Techno "-th like tubbo"

  • @RioBlitzle
    @RioBlitzle 4 года назад +1807

    Tommy: "why is your name Antfrost? do you like freezing ants?"
    Antfrost, known Warrior Cats reader, who has a cat skin and a traditionally valid Warrior Cats name as his username: ".......I can't comment on that one."

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 4 года назад +43

      So... Cats eat frozen ants

    • @Windja69
      @Windja69 4 года назад +57

      Haven’t heard that name in years

    • @doveodes
      @doveodes 4 года назад +14

      i was just thinking that

    • @iPlayMC
      @iPlayMC 4 года назад +5

      *READ MY NAME*
      not a bot its a challenge.

    • @tato1780
      @tato1780 4 года назад +5

      Nerd

  • @JudgmentAkky
    @JudgmentAkky 3 года назад +3168

    *”THE ART IS IN THE ARCHIVES!”*
    *”DOWN WE GO TO THE ARCHIVES!”*
    Drugbo-2020

  • @zemchia
    @zemchia Год назад +4

    I love that half the time Wilbur is playing along and the other half of the time he saying stuff like "what the fuck are you doing".

  • @nelvinx
    @nelvinx 4 года назад +600

    Techo: “yea we used to have safety railings but you know, wilbur really enjoyed falling to his dea-
    Tubbo: “AHHHHHHHHH”

  • @campbell1583
    @campbell1583 4 года назад +1994

    “only to be looked at in the EYES OF ROMAN MEN”
    thank you for the new private story name

    • @give1ksub2
      @give1ksub2 4 года назад +4

      This guy made a wilbur gone crazy trailer. ruclips.net/video/s-K-HfLFt80/видео.html

    • @ryanmckenna9330
      @ryanmckenna9330 4 года назад +14

      @@gamingbeast5267 hate.

    • @ryanmckenna9330
      @ryanmckenna9330 4 года назад +14

      @@gamingbeast5267 hate

    • @ryanmckenna9330
      @ryanmckenna9330 4 года назад +14

      @@gamingbeast5267 hate

    • @iPlayMC
      @iPlayMC 4 года назад +3

      *READ MY NAME*
      not a bot its a challenge

  • @horus8038
    @horus8038 4 года назад +466

    "I don't think it's okay"
    Also Technoblade:
    "It's like dropkicking a baby."

  • @GKPB
    @GKPB 2 года назад +15

    It's such a shame to know we won't have any more of Technoblade, may his soul rest in peace

  • @sailah3613
    @sailah3613 4 года назад +583

    “He’s drowning himself in the pond, I don’t think he’s okay”
    😂😂

    • @BatsBeyondStar
      @BatsBeyondStar 4 года назад +6

      I'm not one to write hate comments but you literally just quoted the video and added nothing of value..

    • @Theta-411
      @Theta-411 4 года назад +3

      True but they still got 175 more likes than you

    • @goldenmage9118
      @goldenmage9118 4 года назад +2

      XD

    • @foodluver7779
      @foodluver7779 4 года назад +2

      I am 247 likes behind

    • @houndss9320
      @houndss9320 4 года назад +1

      @@foodluver7779 *314

  • @kat-yuh
    @kat-yuh 4 года назад +2344

    "big men do not mine cobblestone"
    tommy: *literally spends several streams mining giant obstruction hole all the way down to bedrock*

    • @NoobsailerRBH
      @NoobsailerRBH 4 года назад +35

      That was stone, not cobblestone.
      Yes, I am aware of how hypocritical that sounded.

    • @mysterios2333
      @mysterios2333 4 года назад +1

      Tommy is not big 👨🏿

    • @cruffle5590
      @cruffle5590 4 года назад +3

      because he isnt a big man he's a child :)

    • @kzquia
      @kzquia 4 года назад

      @@mysterios2333
      your opinion is not valid because you have a preston plays pfp, and your name is sheep lord. stfu.

    • @kzquia
      @kzquia 4 года назад +3

      @hamad altenaji
      tommy is 16, 6 ft 3 he’s probably older than you. fucking minor

  • @PixelatedPixelz
    @PixelatedPixelz 4 года назад +514

    "Where are we going exactly?"
    Tubbo : "Down the hole! My hole!"
    Tommy : "STOP CALLING IT THATTTT"

  • @loliktears5264
    @loliktears5264 3 года назад +19

    11:20 SKEPPY JUST PUT "Ok" IN CHAT AFTER TUBBO SAID THAT LMAO

  • @StellariaVi
    @StellariaVi 4 года назад +659

    This video in a nutshell:
    Tommy: do you want to be our mandatory volunteer?
    Antfrost: ok
    Tommy: idk man i never expected I'd get this far

    • @kyvv_
      @kyvv_ 3 года назад +1

      True

  • @marcydotcom
    @marcydotcom 4 года назад +11295

    Tubbo's humor is just so advanced it makes him seem crazy
    Edit: omg validation from people on the internet :0

    • @randallvalderrama2332
      @randallvalderrama2332 4 года назад +322

      ARCHIVES

    • @oriharaizaya5524
      @oriharaizaya5524 4 года назад +191

      Drista humor is so mature

    • @mr.sandman3619
      @mr.sandman3619 4 года назад +324

      ThE SeCrEtArY aT tHe aRcHiVe HaD bLuE eYeS

    • @bitwaffles2818
      @bitwaffles2818 4 года назад +78

      can someone explain to me what he meant when he said "the secretary of the archives had blue eyes"? i dont get it but i wanna TvT

    • @haruko9159
      @haruko9159 4 года назад +8

      Ikr

  • @rakibul1219
    @rakibul1219 8 месяцев назад +7

    19:37
    Technoblade be like:you dare use my own spell against me Potter

  • @anevenbluerjay
    @anevenbluerjay 4 года назад +182

    Tubbo's bit about the archives and the romans had me laughing so hard I damn near fell out of my chair

    • @mrmism7451
      @mrmism7451 4 года назад +9

      Best Tubbo part in a Tommyinnit video ever no challenge

  • @nyxis_
    @nyxis_ 4 года назад +570

    Wilbur’s Pov:
    “I think we should just kill him.”
    “No no no, don’t kill the hostage, Techno.”

  • @sasuke3661
    @sasuke3661 4 года назад +665

    Ant: “so where are we going exactly?”
    Tubbo:”down the hole..my hole!!”

  • @susannahmitchell5558
    @susannahmitchell5558 2 года назад +8

    R.I.P Technoblade….. The Blood God will always be in our hearts! #CharityForTechnoblade

  • @Lily-ul7sg
    @Lily-ul7sg 3 года назад +1261

    Tubbos humour is so advanced, he’s hilarious

    • @Dhruvshot
      @Dhruvshot 3 года назад

      Please watch my dream amv

    • @uzmanaveed4877
      @uzmanaveed4877 3 года назад +6

      @@Dhruvshot stop self promoting

    • @j.conran7279
      @j.conran7279 3 года назад +5

      Happy to see other ppl appreciated tubbos humor in this video

    • @Ra1ny_skys
      @Ra1ny_skys 2 года назад +2

      Advanced like the romans

  • @yg4098
    @yg4098 4 года назад +1918

    "THE AGE OLD PASSAGE ROTS AWAY IN THE ARCHIVES"
    "They're rotting away in the archives to only be looked at *THE EYES OF ROMAN MEN."*

  • @Stalenoodles
    @Stalenoodles 4 года назад +3245

    tommy: "big men do not waste time mining cobblestone, they message women"
    also tommy "just killed a woman, feeling good!"

    • @mt12145
      @mt12145 4 года назад +6

      he's had a change of heart i guess

    • @mohammadaness6126
      @mohammadaness6126 4 года назад +1

      ugley

    • @oweax724
      @oweax724 4 года назад +4

      👁👄👁

    • @jacklepie1133
      @jacklepie1133 4 года назад +1

      Never gonna live that one quote down

    • @emily-hh7pt
      @emily-hh7pt 4 года назад +4

      Also Tommy:
      Spends multiple streams digging a giant hole

  • @Incepter.
    @Incepter. 2 года назад +10

    Tommyinnit: *tries to take Technoblade hostage*
    Technoblade: Are you asking for death?

  • @ratchy7669
    @ratchy7669 3 года назад +1111

    “You have nice blue eyes”
    “ThE sEcrAtaRy At tHe arChiVe hAd bLuE eYeS”

  • @dallas4977
    @dallas4977 3 года назад +822

    The fact that Ant is probably 99% sure of whats going on makes this so much funnier

    • @paigejackson7955
      @paigejackson7955 2 года назад +27

      It’s kinda like when a adult is going along with what the kids are doing just to entertain them 😂

    • @dallas4977
      @dallas4977 2 года назад +5

      @@paigejackson7955 oh absolutely

  • @raku-sama6856
    @raku-sama6856 4 года назад +1625

    Tommy: Who's your favorite woman
    Antfrost: *gay confusion*

  • @isaacdanoob2434
    @isaacdanoob2434 2 года назад +4

    Fundy just calmly narrating to iskall as tubbo slaps the shit out of him with a chicken is the funniest thing to me

  • @angelicatexoxo
    @angelicatexoxo 3 года назад +4119

    Tommy: So Ant, whose your favourite woman?
    Ant: Uhh- _Gay Panic_

    • @whiskhher3818
      @whiskhher3818 3 года назад +61

      oh true

    • @angelicatexoxo
      @angelicatexoxo 3 года назад +315

      @GUILLERMO AMADOR Yep, he came out a while ago ^^

    • @whiskhher3818
      @whiskhher3818 3 года назад +90

      @GUILLERMO AMADOR Yes he is gay.

    • @whiskhher3818
      @whiskhher3818 3 года назад +37

      @GUILLERMO AMADOR Also why your profile photo blinks

    • @whiskhher3818
      @whiskhher3818 3 года назад +9

      @GUILLERMO AMADOR Yup, how did you do that?

  • @pinkflames972
    @pinkflames972 4 года назад +627

    Tommy: S-L-A-V
    Techno: A Russian?
    Everyone: …
    Tubbo: …WHAT.

    • @goldenmage9118
      @goldenmage9118 4 года назад

      lmao

    • @kepelr
      @kepelr 4 года назад +2

      согласен

    • @foolroblox3231
      @foolroblox3231 4 года назад +2

      Fun fact Slav doesn't mean Russian

    • @I-Nex
      @I-Nex 4 года назад

      @@foolroblox3231 no

    • @prxsmaticlacewxng8553
      @prxsmaticlacewxng8553 4 года назад +1

      @@I-Nex Slav is short for Slavic, which is a sort of ethnicity (i forgot the correct terminology). the term you're looking for might be Bolshevik

  • @pagescully4383
    @pagescully4383 4 года назад +1578

    “tHe SeCrEtArY oF tHe ArChIvEs HaD bLuE eYeS” LOL THIS HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😊😂

  • @healingheartstaytum3286
    @healingheartstaytum3286 2 года назад +14

    I never thought that one day I would look at this video crying of the memories of technoblade.

  • @strawberiimiilk
    @strawberiimiilk 3 года назад +3791

    Alternative title: Techno and Tommy bully Ant while Tubbo spirals into insanity

    • @lcrn6288
      @lcrn6288 3 года назад +43

      A child and a pig try to create a communist society.

    • @MayankSharma-sh7fp
      @MayankSharma-sh7fp 3 года назад +45

      A 16 year old boy and a grown man cyberbully an ant by making him mine cobblestone :D

    • @duckcult2152
      @duckcult2152 3 года назад +24

      A child and a pig join together and bully an ant while another child becomes insane

    • @whitelionofficial9494
      @whitelionofficial9494 3 года назад +1

      Tommy:S L A V
      Me:SUKA BLYAT (Dances In russian)
      Tommy:i can do that (Joins me with vodka)
      Other dream smp members:we could do that (Everyone joins with aks knives and sits like a gopnik)
      Ph1lza:I SHOOT AK WITH NO SHIRT (Shoots Ak)

    • @ihavebraincells7711
      @ihavebraincells7711 2 года назад

      that is a TERRIBLE name

  • @galupy9562
    @galupy9562 4 года назад +1084

    Spoiler: Manberg Festival
    Techno in this video: Let's kill Tubbo, he's a bad worker.
    Techno during the Festival: Let's kill Tubbo, I'm peer pressured.

    • @secretsilver3662
      @secretsilver3662 4 года назад +12

      imagine not watching this live

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 4 года назад +56

      @@secretsilver3662 imagine not understanding that people live in places that are in different time zones than when they stream
      Edit: the amount of people who can’t understand that I’m justifying not watching it live and instead interpreting it as “wOw whAt a dUmbass thEres a Thibg cAlled vOds yOu stOopid” is frustratingly infuriating Cus I did not fucking say anything about vods. Learn how to read

    • @secretsilver3662
      @secretsilver3662 4 года назад +6

      imagine not watching the countless amount of vods

    • @yvonnenextdoor
      @yvonnenextdoor 4 года назад +2

      The_smol _one he has vods but okay

    • @loahs7078
      @loahs7078 4 года назад +6

      imglobalwarming imagine spending countless hours watching a 16 year old dude

  • @kwiatkowykwiatek9614
    @kwiatkowykwiatek9614 4 года назад +772

    I love this so much
    Tommy being like "Techno let's kidnap someone" and Techno's just rolling with it
    Tubbo being pure chaos
    Antfrost's being like "oh I'm kidnapped by a Child and a pig. Okay"
    And then Wilbur being tired big brother "Tommy, The hell?"

    • @iPlayMC
      @iPlayMC 4 года назад +2

      *READ MY NAME*
      not a bot its a challenge.

    • @lazice
      @lazice 4 года назад +5

      THE EYES IS IN THE ARCHIVES

    • @kwiatkowykwiatek9614
      @kwiatkowykwiatek9614 4 года назад +4

      @@lazice EYES OF THE ROMAN MAN

    • @shouldi9283
      @shouldi9283 4 года назад +7

      @@kwiatkowykwiatek9614 THEY'RE IN THE ARCHIVES

    • @keyhan3273
      @keyhan3273 4 года назад +2

      this comment is cringe...

  • @sylliiv86
    @sylliiv86 2 года назад +7

    i love coming back to these videos and seeing tommy so appreciative for 2mil subs, seeing how much hes grown now it's just lovely

  • @CinsBinofJunk
    @CinsBinofJunk 4 года назад +540

    "Tommy, what are you doing?"
    *"Hey, Wilbur, I'm holding an armor contest!"*

    • @gamingbeast5267
      @gamingbeast5267 4 года назад

      SUPER UNDERATED *LEGEND*
      ruclips.net/video/5lgwj9DqVH0/видео.html
      Don't send any hate 🙌❤

    • @give1ksub2
      @give1ksub2 4 года назад

      This guy made a wilbur gone crazy trailer. ruclips.net/video/s-K-HfLFt80/видео.html

    • @Lubecgeo
      @Lubecgeo 4 года назад

      ArmoUr

    • @iPlayMC
      @iPlayMC 4 года назад

      *READ MY NAME*
      not a bot its a challenge.

  • @itsjustdanihere5339
    @itsjustdanihere5339 4 года назад +295

    "THe SeCRetAry aT ThE ArCHivEs HaD BLue EyEs." I watched this clip 30 times and it's still funny. Tubbo is so weird around tommy and techno and it is the best

    • @mateifarcas2796
      @mateifarcas2796 4 года назад +1

      Oh no i think this might be drubbo

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 4 года назад +1

      @@mateifarcas2796 ohhh he is on drugs that's why he is like

  • @thelis4u591
    @thelis4u591 4 года назад +5323

    Remember kids, bullying is only ok if everyone is doing it

  • @Retrogradience
    @Retrogradience 2 года назад +13

    Rest in peace, Technoblade.
    Fly high.

  • @allie1341
    @allie1341 4 года назад +475

    ranking of all women according to antfrost, a man in a mlm relationship:
    1. RBG (valid)
    2. The queen
    i agree

    • @christoclear757
      @christoclear757 4 года назад +1

      What is mlm?

    • @christoclear757
      @christoclear757 4 года назад +4

      Also RGB is in hell for killing babies

    • @lydiagrace9968
      @lydiagrace9968 4 года назад +23

      ChristoClear it means men who love men. ant is gay

    • @agirl824
      @agirl824 4 года назад +51

      You can say gay. Why phrase it in such a wierd way. MLM sounds like multi level marketing.

    • @jamieb.7993
      @jamieb.7993 4 года назад +46

      its because not all mlm are gay! it acts as a more inclusive term because it also includes bisexual and pansexual and so many others.

  • @dracolithwasneverhere7933
    @dracolithwasneverhere7933 4 года назад +121

    TUBBO: OMG AM I A HOSTAGE
    Also TUBBO: *starts mining immediately *

  • @Olivia-jg3sk
    @Olivia-jg3sk 3 года назад +815

    "You have nice blue eyes, Antfrost."
    the egg:
    *i dont think so*

  • @graciecondrey7158
    @graciecondrey7158 3 года назад +8

    I like how at 13:00 they are screaming and convincing tubbo to be a “mandatory volunteer” while any frost is still minding away

  • @anitaremenarova6662
    @anitaremenarova6662 4 года назад +2966

    Why is nobody talking about Tubbo? He was the funniest part of this video. He complimented the main plot so well hahaha

  • @agentoo710
    @agentoo710 4 года назад +306

    Tubbo: *being high and screaming*
    Tommy: "He is fine, he is fine!"

  • @aquasiox
    @aquasiox 3 года назад +3385

    “S-L-A-V”
    “But don’t worry, Tubbo can’t spell that”
    Tubbo: “Isn’t there an E?”
    Tommy’s 🧠 really went 👀👄👀

    • @Chenylol
      @Chenylol 3 года назад +40

      Directed by: Robert W. Weild

    • @hazzesanimations8212
      @hazzesanimations8212 3 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/X-KwYX2u8e4/видео.html

    • @NoCollid
      @NoCollid 3 года назад +66

      You committed slavery in the wrong smp
      “S to the L to the A to the V”
      “Don’t worry”
      “Tubbo can’t spell that”
      “Is there an E?”
      “Right, Right Techno? a Russian?”
      “What?! You spelled slav”
      “Did I?”
      “Oh yeah he did”
      “S to the L to the A to the V to the E”
      “Don’t worry, Tubbo you won’t know what that means”
      “Because of your uh, I don’t want to”
      “He dyslexic you know, that’s mean”

    • @maya-pr2by
      @maya-pr2by 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @ranbo0
      @ranbo0 3 года назад +2

      0____________0

  • @kimseungminslays
    @kimseungminslays 2 года назад +7

    This is the first video I’ve watched about the dreamsmp and im So glad Technoblade was in it because if he wasn’t then I wouldn’t be into the mcyt community. I am truly heartbroken but im also happy to have been here while he was💜. Blood For The Blood God! I love you and Rest In Peace Technoblade :(

  • @earlysteven123
    @earlysteven123 3 года назад +518

    9:44 Techno: “We used to have safety railings but....Wilbur he just really enjoyed falling”
    Tubbo: *Falls* “AH!”

  • @MonkeyDude5751
    @MonkeyDude5751 4 года назад +294

    nobody:
    tubbo: “ThE aRcHiVesSssSS...”

  • @rohanjoshi2155
    @rohanjoshi2155 4 года назад +535

    Bro Tubbo’s little “ahh” when he fell down the stairs in Pogtopia was adorable 😂😂😂

    • @SoulXi2
      @SoulXi2 4 года назад +21

      9:46 is where cute tubbo ahh! Mp3 is

    • @SoulXi2
      @SoulXi2 4 года назад +2

      @Tania H uh because hes skin is cute and hes guy too :D

    • @avrilynravenee5143
      @avrilynravenee5143 4 года назад +2

      trueee i kept repeating that bc it was so funny

    • @SoulXi2
      @SoulXi2 4 года назад +2

      @Tania H I LIKE TUBBO SKIN AND IM A SIMP EVEN DO IM A BOY IM A GAY

    • @SoulXi2
      @SoulXi2 4 года назад

      @@avrilynravenee5143 yeah lol

  • @Kornalisch
    @Kornalisch 2 года назад +11

    Technoblade never dies
    He will continue to live in our memory and heart
    You will be missed but never forgotten
    We love you 👑🐷🗡️❤️

  • @-preittyies-
    @-preittyies- 3 года назад +1090

    HOW ON EARTH IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT TUBBO'S WEIRD-ASS ARCHIVE SHET IT GOT ME FRICKING WHEEZING LIKE DRE HIMSELF

    • @StaticPine27
      @StaticPine27 3 года назад +25

      I think hes referencing the horror podcast The Magnus Archives!! Its too uncanny to be on accident!

    • @nwugis
      @nwugis 3 года назад +13

      RIGHT IM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

    • @Bianca-oq7zi
      @Bianca-oq7zi 3 года назад +2

      I CANT W IT

    • @vocaluka697
      @vocaluka697 3 года назад +3

      I keep coming back here because of it

    • @StaticPine27
      @StaticPine27 3 года назад +1

      @@getscared14 I mean the magnus archives IS a podcast and if you prove other wise i can and will shit myself. And its not a speciifc episode because a lot, if not most episodes are about,,, the archives

  • @nschilling2006
    @nschilling2006 3 года назад +745

    *tommy and techno talking*
    Tubbo: “WE ARE GOING DOWN TO THE ARCHIVES”

  • @ren6466
    @ren6466 3 года назад +5330

    I like how Tommy has like 10 shirts with the same pattern but different colors😂

  • @shirleevandruff
    @shirleevandruff Год назад +2

    2:13
    Tommy: “S - L - A - V ….. it’s ok, Tubbo can’t spell”
    Tubbo: “isn’t there a ‘e’?”
    3:23
    9:42 railings
    12:56 breathing rocks
    16:08 Wilbur joins the call
    21:43 old workers
    22:13 Wilbur returns
    23:31 an evening ruined

  • @samthattallguy
    @samthattallguy 4 года назад +406

    Techno: We used to have safety railings but Wilbur, he just really liked falling to his death..
    Tubbo: *ahhh*

    • @give1ksub2
      @give1ksub2 4 года назад +3

      This guy made a wilbur gone crazy trailer.. ruclips.net/video/s-K-HfLFt80/видео.html

    • @iPlayMC
      @iPlayMC 4 года назад

      *READ MY NAME*
      not a bot its a challenge.

    • @lazice
      @lazice 4 года назад +4

      perfect timing

    • @kr6me
      @kr6me 4 года назад +4

      Falls in lowercase

    • @atlix2
      @atlix2 4 года назад +3

      tubbo screams in full lowercase

  • @k333l
    @k333l 4 года назад +463

    Tommy: “you have nice blue eyes, it would be a shame if something were to happen to the
    *weird silence*
    Tubbo: “thE sEcrAtAry aT ThE aRChIvES HaD BlUe EyEs!”

  • @trashcan5742
    @trashcan5742 4 года назад +217

    "ROMEN MEN!"
    "OH GOD AM I A HOSTAGE"
    "I love the axe of peace some much"
    * heavy breathing *
    Tobbos is my mood

    • @nettequestionmark
      @nettequestionmark 4 года назад

      tobbos

    • @yes-vs6ux
      @yes-vs6ux 4 года назад +1

      *THE ART IS DEAD*

    • @yes-vs6ux
      @yes-vs6ux 4 года назад +1

      @twobiased - THE SECRETARY OF THE ARCHIVES HAS BLUE EYES

  • @relic4948
    @relic4948 2 года назад +24

    It feels like an illusion, like I can’t believe Techno’s gone. He’s forever memorialized in all of these videos

  • @thedylanbohn332
    @thedylanbohn332 4 года назад +109

    no one gonna talk about the pure comedic gold that is Tubbo falling at precisely the right moment with a little squeak at 9:50