I love how GLaDOS is shaming the baby birds like she did to Chell initially (using the same insults, actually: she called the birds fat, ugly, and she told them they were abandoned and worthless, which is exactly what she told Chell,) but once she realized that the birds were capable of damaging the containment that she put them in, she suddenly became "mommy" and was cutesy and nice, at least as far as an AI thinking about weaponizing ravens goes.
She's also scared of birds (thanks to her experience as a potato) so when she saw they were attempting breakout tried to be all "haha I actually really like you don't hurt me"
funniest part of this is glados just panicking about the raven “SHE TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF! NIGHT VISION! NIGHT VISION!” “wheww.” “SHE TURNED THE LIGHTS BACK ON! NIGHT VISION OFF! NIGHT VISION OFF!”
I'm thinking more like she gets hold of the blueprints for Dog and puts them into robot bodies that they control by pecking at buttons inside their little bird cockpits.
Given that both portal and Half Life are in the same universe. It would be awesome if Glados suddenly rises to the surface to fight the Combine with an army of killer crows.
Unfortunately portal 2 takes place thousands maybe millions of years after half life 2 so the combine still remaining is unlikely considering that theres still life on the planet at the end of portal 2
@@ezoni8438 I doubt its THAT much of a time difference considering the level of deterioration of Aperture. Especially of the lower levels that Glados doesn't maintain. If it was more that 100 years then nothing would work down there.
Whenever I think about the portal storyline too much I get that bulgey feeling in your throat you get as a kid when you get in trouble at school or with your parents. It's a sad tale. But then scenes like this leave you feeling so joyous
When a lady goes through her midlife crisis she can become a crazy cat lady But when A machine reaches her halfway depreciation crisis they become a crazy crow lady
And you know how the end of single player you went to space for about 23 seconds and air speeds of 913 you would argue that she would die but it’s all logical and you know what as GLaDos would say”you know saving her taught me a valuable lesson where Carolin lives in my brain” Portal 3 isn’t real except if you count that half-life was the next Portal game cuz their in the same universe you know what FNAF and Portal are very similar they both have killer robots and a killer human in both for FNAF that’s Afton and for Portal that would be chell their very similar and for the start I found all that information from you guessed it GAME THEORY but that’s not just a theory THAT A GAME THEORY! 😂
I love how GLaDOS, a super advanced AI computer that had no issue with killing lots of humans for her sadistic pleasures... ...gets uncontrollably freaked out by the presence of birds... ...and yet somehow became the mother of three of them.
I mean if you were trapped in a totally vulnerable and helpless position and then threatened with slowly getting pecked to pieces by said bird, you’d probably maintain that trauma regardless of the power you now wield.
Considering shes an omnipotent force over the facility with access to multiple databases throughout the facility on earth, one bad experience with one bird while she was in a limiting body fucked her up to the point to where shes deathly scared of them is pretty funny. If you enjoyed this explanation of the joke, leave.
Thanks. I forgot about the bird attack when she was running on potato and was so confused about why she was so stupid during this and distressing from one bird.
I think it's just funny for the sake of being brutally honest. I mean, GLaDOS is an omnipotent force, and Wheatley and the other cores are capable of living forever as well, but all of them, just like any computer we're used to, can be chewed out by rodents, or in this case, birds. And since GLaDOS has annihilated anyone who can repair her in the nearby vicinity of the testing facilities (which she prefers,) she does have to be careful about birds chewing on wires since they can't be repaired easily on her own. So being scared of birds is funny because we see omnipotent, immortal beings, capable of moving entire miles of buildings underground and rearranging entire environments, running around screaming bloody murder from mere crows because that just so happens to be their Achilles heel.
Honestly, my friend and I did this thinking it was the next level after the first cause the second level just never loaded for some reason. We did those complex puzzles and fixed the second level not appearing but the second level was so incredibly easy compared to this secret one.
*baby birds imploring for food* "Go to sleep, my little killers." "Mommy's god a big day for you tomorrow." *baby birds dies* (the next day) "Hello my little babies, mommy's ba- OH GOD!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
She is talking about the prototype on the cutscene where they scare away the Bird, look behind the nest and computer, and you will see the chassis, this chassis is a prototype of Glados. She might think it's the prototype that turned on and is messing with the facility. Although It seens to say it's offline, some people think It doesn't have an A.I like the finished Glados, because of the computer that can control the facility
@@LULU1422__ It really isn't secret, though! If the players were required to do certain things within the main co-op campaign to be able to unlock the extra missions, I'd only then call the ending you get after running those extra missions as "secret". The fact of the matter is the game blatantly and clearly shows you where to go, once you have finished the main co-op campaign. So...are the missions and the ending that follows *EXTRA*? Yes, 100%; no arguments there! Is it *SECRET*, however? No, it is not. The word "secret" implies it isn't known by most how to access it, or even known of in general. EVERY person who plays Portal 2's co-op campaign WILL find those extra missions, and thusly WILL eventually see the ending that follows!
@@somedudemeh9896 yeah what is this... "3"? Is it a food? I am pretty sure this... This "3" thing is just a myth. Everyone knows we have Turrets V1, V2, V2.5, V4
Well, the computer thing on which the nest is located looks kinda familiar.... Oh, it has exactly the same shape as GLaDOS does! Even yellow light of monitor represents her single eye
Well yeah, it's the prototype Glados They were explaining it in this very video lul Current glados was referring to the prototype when saying "aah she's turned off the lights!"
i cant beleive even though its just an ending with birds hatching glados still managed to have a way to be able to resort to voilence edit: woah i never checked at this comment and its the top liked comment now also funny playlist: ruclips.net/video/o7hpYHwdtMY/видео.html
I loved this game, playing it on my ps3. Wish they redid it on the later consoles, with map editor support too. Even some more co-op story maps be awesome too
imagine GlaDos Just coming back up to earth and seeing chell again. but this time glados has killer crows for company. Glados: Oh, hello chell. I have raised my own *killer army.*
Considering the birds were there in the first place and Wheatley somehow found a potato to stick GlaDOS into, there’s probably food enough to gestate an army of birds.
@@FieryBlazer9 Which we have seen grow. Though again, considering the nature of the facility, it wouldn't be out of the question she could just straight fabricate it from the same stuff used to make the cake.
There is definitely food there are potatoes and all kinds of plants at the more abandoned levels and glados made a cake which means she had ingredients for it so there is definitely food and glados can simply get it
My mate and I just started the game. Its our first playthrough. We somehow found a hidden passage in one of the first tutorial levels and spend the next 2 hours doing wyld levels with all type of stuff to finally reach this end. After that we completed the tutorial. I do not know if I am excited or devastated rn.
You are absolutely right. However, there are two reasons why I say "secret". 1: People mostly don't notice this "Ending" and skip it. (That's why it's a secret to so many people) 2: When people search for this video, they mostly write "secret ending" on RUclips. But you are absolutely right. This is not secret ending. (Sorry for my English. My English is not very good.)
Quite funny that an AI built for the purpose of contributing to science says "Oh, my God". I wonder if Aperture staff shoved the ideas of God into GLaDOS, considering the "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future; God help you", or her experience with the bird just created a greater being to pray for protection.
5:01 the cut scene yall been wainting for
No
I love how GLaDOS is shaming the baby birds like she did to Chell initially (using the same insults, actually: she called the birds fat, ugly, and she told them they were abandoned and worthless, which is exactly what she told Chell,) but once she realized that the birds were capable of damaging the containment that she put them in, she suddenly became "mommy" and was cutesy and nice, at least as far as an AI thinking about weaponizing ravens goes.
She's also scared of birds (thanks to her experience as a potato) so when she saw they were attempting breakout tried to be all "haha I actually really like you don't hurt me"
Tbf the baby’s were abandoned xd
funniest part of this is glados just panicking about the raven
“SHE TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF! NIGHT VISION! NIGHT VISION!”
“wheww.”
“SHE TURNED THE LIGHTS BACK ON! NIGHT VISION OFF! NIGHT VISION OFF!”
GlaDOS discovering biological reproduction and calling it "gestating a clone army" is the funniest sh!t I've seen all week
GLaDOS finally opening the "s3x" folder.
clones hell yeah
now i can use clones to sneak into Area 51 for me
Begun, The clone wars have
-Glados
"Oh my got she's gestating a clone army!!!!"
6:14
OH MY GOD
Imagine if she helps the resistance with an army of birds against the combine.
that’d be hilarious
@@underthetreeproductionsOffical It would totally be something Valve would do. At least I think it’d be a perfect Valve thing
I'm thinking more like she gets hold of the blueprints for Dog and puts them into robot bodies that they control by pecking at buttons inside their little bird cockpits.
@@Shizn0id cool idea. she probably wont need the blueprints though as she made more advanced robot bodies.
We spend decades waiting for an official half-life 3 with portal guns, and instead we get fricking birds with fricking lasers 😂
I would like for glados to just flat out raize the ravens into dangerous killing machines by cyborg/armour shenanigans
Raise or raze?
Bros spoiling half life 3
@@JavaRivers yes
Half Life 3 and Portal 3 will be the same game
Half Portal 3
@@Funrollercoaster606 nonono portal life 3
Given that both portal and Half Life are in the same universe. It would be awesome if Glados suddenly rises to the surface to fight the Combine with an army of killer crows.
Unfortunately portal 2 takes place thousands maybe millions of years after half life 2 so the combine still remaining is unlikely considering that theres still life on the planet at the end of portal 2
@@ezoni8438 I doubt its THAT much of a time difference considering the level of deterioration of Aperture. Especially of the lower levels that Glados doesn't maintain. If it was more that 100 years then nothing would work down there.
@@wrathshorts2894 the official sources say over 50,000 years
@@ezoni8438 Official sources from where ?
oi stop spoiling half life 4 that will come out in 3333
Whenever I think about the portal storyline too much I get that bulgey feeling in your throat you get as a kid when you get in trouble at school or with your parents.
It's a sad tale. But then scenes like this leave you feeling so joyous
It's a gut wrenchingly dark tale, yet showcased so comedically... the genius of VALVe
6:14 GLaDOS: Oh my god! She’s gestating a clone army!
That is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in Portal 2.
6:10 “Shooing that bird out of the facility just now taught me a valuable le- *OH MY GOD, SHE’S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!!”* ☠️
When a lady goes through her midlife crisis she can become a crazy cat lady
But when A machine reaches her halfway depreciation crisis they become a crazy crow lady
When said machine got turned into a potato and had a bird essentialy bite of your pieces of your flesh
You would be tramautized by it and have ptsd
these birds will die with no food but portal logic says WE DONT NEED FOOD WE ARED MAGIC
I mean there are plenty of potatoes
GLaDOS will find a way to feed a bird since she’s smart
Nah she'll find a way I'm sure those robots dudes can easily help her find some bugs and worms
It's not maaaagic...
IT'S SCIENCE
Since portal takes place in the half life universe, surely GLaDOS could find and kill some antlions for the birds
I love ALL the Characters in this game, not a single one I dislike for any reason. Portal 2 still seems to surprise me, even after all these years
And you know how the end of single player you went to space for about 23 seconds and air speeds of 913 you would argue that she would die but it’s all logical and you know what as GLaDos would say”you know saving her taught me a valuable lesson where Carolin lives in my brain” Portal 3 isn’t real except if you count that half-life was the next Portal game cuz their in the same universe you know what FNAF and Portal are very similar they both have killer robots and a killer human in both for FNAF that’s Afton and for Portal that would be chell their very similar and for the start I found all that information from you guessed it GAME THEORY but that’s not just a theory THAT A GAME THEORY! 😂
@@Tktails, Mattpat proved that it was possible for her to survive up there as long as the oxygen kept hitting her face
@@Orion_The_Omega yeah I know I love him he’s a cool and smart guy
@@TktailsTf did I just read
6:14 funniest shit ive seen in years
😅
So true
Oh my God she's gastrating a clone army
I love that glados fat shames the baby birds
She fat shamed Chell as well in portal.
gotta start early if they wanna have a stick figure,
too late for chell.
Well, with Caroline being as slender as she was, she has the right to do that. :)
@@No_OneO_N I think we're supposed to draw parallels between Glados' motherly instincts towards Chel and the Crows.
She would fat shame a single straight line.
I love how GLaDOS, a super advanced AI computer that had no issue with killing lots of humans for her sadistic pleasures...
...gets uncontrollably freaked out by the presence of birds...
...and yet somehow became the mother of three of them.
I mean if you were trapped in a totally vulnerable and helpless position and then threatened with slowly getting pecked to pieces by said bird, you’d probably maintain that trauma regardless of the power you now wield.
That's PTSD for ya...
To be fair, she did get eaten my 1. and the children are technically trapped so she's ok with being a mother of 3
ok glados is officially connected to birds
holy shit i know about this ending for so long and i noticed just now that the bird actually nested on the GLADOS PROTOTYPE
I like to imagine despite everything she's been through some deep motherly instincts were still inside her which is why she kept the baby birds.
I have never seen GLADOS so peaceful before, scary but peaceful
Considering shes an omnipotent force over the facility with access to multiple databases throughout the facility on earth, one bad experience with one bird while she was in a limiting body fucked her up to the point to where shes deathly scared of them is pretty funny.
If you enjoyed this explanation of the joke, leave.
Thanks. I forgot about the bird attack when she was running on potato and was so confused about why she was so stupid during this and distressing from one bird.
@@CMF412 im glad my 3 am brain making time to explain this one section in the game was so helpful friend
@@NightBread wonderful. Thanks again. I will leave now
I think it's just funny for the sake of being brutally honest. I mean, GLaDOS is an omnipotent force, and Wheatley and the other cores are capable of living forever as well, but all of them, just like any computer we're used to, can be chewed out by rodents, or in this case, birds. And since GLaDOS has annihilated anyone who can repair her in the nearby vicinity of the testing facilities (which she prefers,) she does have to be careful about birds chewing on wires since they can't be repaired easily on her own.
So being scared of birds is funny because we see omnipotent, immortal beings, capable of moving entire miles of buildings underground and rearranging entire environments, running around screaming bloody murder from mere crows because that just so happens to be their Achilles heel.
I imagine Caroline had a similar bird phobia.
You know, shooing those birds out of the facility just taught me valuable- OH MY GOD SHE’S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!!!
1:38 the way atlas turns around 😭
Honestly, my friend and I did this thinking it was the next level after the first cause the second level just never loaded for some reason. We did those complex puzzles and fixed the second level not appearing but the second level was so incredibly easy compared to this secret one.
That happened to me too. We just stumbled upon it by chance right as we started and didn't realize you were supposed to do it at the end.
How to scare GLaDOS:
Step 1: bring birds
Not anymore.
*baby birds imploring for food*
"Go to sleep, my little killers."
"Mommy's god a big day for you tomorrow."
*baby birds dies*
(the next day)
"Hello my little babies, mommy's ba- OH GOD!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
GLADos has LOTS to learn about life.
So who was glados referring to when she said “she turned the lights off” and “she turned them back on”
The bird. Must’ve pecked the light switch
@@thebowz998 to me it felt like she was talking about chell but idk why tho I know chell left the compound
During the previous tests she thought it was an human that escaped a test chamber
She is talking about the prototype on the cutscene where they scare away the Bird, look behind the nest and computer, and you will see the chassis, this chassis is a prototype of Glados. She might think it's the prototype that turned on and is messing with the facility.
Although It seens to say it's offline, some people think It doesn't have an A.I like the finished Glados, because of the computer that can control the facility
@@guilhermebataer9637 I personally like to think it was the body cave Johnson was going to be put in, until he died before they finished it.
In Half-life 3 they should add an easter egg of having ravens in the distance with aperture-looking camera headsets ;7
its not a secret, its just ending of the co-op campaign.
the ending is the vault this is a secret ending
@@LULU1422__ It really isn't secret, though! If the players were required to do certain things within the main co-op campaign to be able to unlock the extra missions, I'd only then call the ending you get after running those extra missions as "secret". The fact of the matter is the game blatantly and clearly shows you where to go, once you have finished the main co-op campaign.
So...are the missions and the ending that follows *EXTRA*? Yes, 100%; no arguments there! Is it *SECRET*, however? No, it is not. The word "secret" implies it isn't known by most how to access it, or even known of in general. EVERY person who plays Portal 2's co-op campaign WILL find those extra missions, and thusly WILL eventually see the ending that follows!
the combine army watching as the circle of crows around the citadel quickly triples in size:
6:49
(Glass Breaks)
GLaDOS: Oh!
Imagine a Portal 3 game were they are these 3 bird but they are huge killing flying machines and we’ll have to use multiple mechanism to beat them
What the fuck is 3? I ain’t ever heard of the number 3 in all my time playing valve games. Is 3 like uh alyx?
@@somedudemeh9896 yeah what is this... "3"? Is it a food? I am pretty sure this... This "3" thing is just a myth. Everyone knows we have Turrets V1, V2, V2.5, V4
I love how GlaDOS cared about the two dumbass even if she has a cold tone of voice.
The secret room inside the pilar never showed itself to us, it just stayed a pilar
Gotta get the free dlc
@@TchaikovskyXVII what free dlc
@@TheMrsmith0 check on xbox live, it was there for me
two things that can defeat glados
1. chell
2. some crows
Oh god shes weaponizing a bird army
I like the fact that in Portal robots get scared from Birds (as seen by Wheatleys reaction when he threw the eggs into do door mechanism)
Well, the computer thing on which the nest is located looks kinda familiar.... Oh, it has exactly the same shape as GLaDOS does! Even yellow light of monitor represents her single eye
Well yeah, it's the prototype Glados
They were explaining it in this very video lul
Current glados was referring to the prototype when saying "aah she's turned off the lights!"
i cant beleive even though its just an ending with birds hatching glados still managed to have a way to be able to resort to voilence
edit: woah i never checked at this comment and its the top liked comment now
also funny playlist: ruclips.net/video/o7hpYHwdtMY/видео.html
It’s portal what did you expect
"OH MY GOD SHE'S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY"
i love how even if glados got her body back and cannot be killed, she still hates birds
You were asleep for 9 9 9 9 ...9 9 9 years, unfortunately, portal 3 haven't been released yet.
Those making half life predictions dont realize how far into the future portal is from half life
I loved this game, playing it on my ps3. Wish they redid it on the later consoles, with map editor support too. Even some more co-op story maps be awesome too
portal 2 is on nintendo switch
@@audiovisualcringe yea but it doesn't have the map editor
imagine GlaDos Just coming back up to earth and seeing chell again. but this time glados has killer crows for company.
Glados: Oh, hello chell. I have raised my own *killer army.*
The fact she said mommy bruh..
I think the saddest part of this is those baby birds probably died since there's no food in the labpratories
They are probably all Givin some sort of chip or bacteria that makes all not need food. After all, how would Chell have survived
Considering the birds were there in the first place and Wheatley somehow found a potato to stick GlaDOS into, there’s probably food enough to gestate an army of birds.
@@jdirksen The potato came from all of the potatoes at the bring your daughter to work science fair
@@FieryBlazer9 Which we have seen grow. Though again, considering the nature of the facility, it wouldn't be out of the question she could just straight fabricate it from the same stuff used to make the cake.
There is definitely food there are potatoes and all kinds of plants at the more abandoned levels and glados made a cake which means she had ingredients for it so there is definitely food and glados can simply get it
The funniest part is if you imagine a Portal 3 where it's just a Bird Raising simulator XD
I NEED a continuation of this story line.
Do you need the DLC for this?
No, it comes with the game Co-Op mod
@@UtkanBatu yee
HOW DO I GET THIS TO OPEN
Unlocks after completing all Co-Op missions.
From what I understand, the dlc is preincluded in some versions of the game, but not all of them
wait how do you unlock this last part? I thought co op ended with the vault ending
They added another set of courses as free DLC after launch.
@@jardex2275 when were they released?
@@vivvy_0 October 2011, if the sources I read are correct.
Reminder: portal takes place in the half life universe, so there’s people dying at the surface under the iron fist of the combine
Portal 2 is 50,000 years in the future
@@ExodusGold human: 💀
Everybody is talking about how GLaDOS might raise killer crows but does she even know to feed them?
Quite wholesome surprisingly
It’s like a robot playing with biotech, which would be terrible, but it’s silly
My mate and I just started the game. Its our first playthrough. We somehow found a hidden passage in one of the first tutorial levels and spend the next 2 hours doing wyld levels with all type of stuff to finally reach this end. After that we completed the tutorial. I do not know if I am excited or devastated rn.
Honestly, I would have killed to see a fan animation that acts as a sequel to that glados cutscene
this makes me think that GlaDOS will show up in HL3 as a bird cyborg with a crow army
Portal 3 should have killer crows as an obstacle ( if it ever comes out )
GlaDOS always gets scared whenever it goes to birds. She is going to use those birds for something. Not a clone army.
Not even the combine is getting into aperture and coming out alive lol
This is awesome
the way Galdos rosted the birds
I love GLaDOS.
damn glados roasting the Frick outa some newborns 🤣
Glados and her killing bird army
hoping that one day GLaDOS will team up with Gordon Freeman and help the resistance win the war against the combine with the birds
Can't wait for Portal 3: GLaDOS gets into a custody battle with the actual mother of the birds
I wonder what GLaDOSs ptsd core would be like.
Where is the model for the prototype controlled by the bird.
GLaDOS really called herself a Mommy
OH MY GOD SHES GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!!!! Best part XD
It's just the advanced testing track.
nothing too exciting.
this was a special secret ending? i thought it was just the normal ending!
How did you get it?
How have I gone like 6 years with portal as my favorite game and never seen this. Is this real? It's amazing!
Dude, you need some friends. You devoted 6 years to this game and you say you didn't see this famous ending?
My dumbass thought “she” was referring to Chell but this takes place after Chell escaped
I did this thinking it was the normal way
I...I had not idea that Mommy GlaDOS was a thing
Why is this considered the "secret ending". This was the most obvious thing to do after stage 5
First time GLaDOS becomes a mother
This is just the regular Peer Review DLC ending.
"OH MY GAWD" got me
man... portal was the best game ever
5:27 Does anyone think this is Wakeup GLaDOS' body (from when she first wakes up)
Probably
They have so much Spore vibes
Now think about all the Ravens in Half Life 2.... 👀
That's not secret - that's just an extra ending for the second "wave" of co-op levels Valve added via an update.
Oh my god those poor birds
5:01 is the games co op normal ending
Yes.
It isn't really a secret ending. You just have to complete the 6th bonus testing course.
You are absolutely right. However, there are two reasons why I say "secret".
1: People mostly don't notice this "Ending" and skip it. (That's why it's a secret to so many people)
2: When people search for this video, they mostly write "secret ending" on RUclips.
But you are absolutely right. This is not secret ending.
(Sorry for my English. My English is not very good.)
I had no idea this existed
change my mind GlaDos is a good mom
Still waiting to see what happens next
Wait this is the secret ending? Then ive never done the actual ending
This is the ending for the DLC maps they added. The co-op has a different ending for the main levels.
i hope glados knows what baby birds eat n stuff...
Give us a Portal Bird Game Valve.
Quite funny that an AI built for the purpose of contributing to science says "Oh, my God". I wonder if Aperture staff shoved the ideas of God into GLaDOS, considering the "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future; God help you", or her experience with the bird just created a greater being to pray for protection.
I've never seen this ending... Interesting...
I thought she was talking about Cell