EA: We are greedy. Ubisoft: Our games are rushed and buggy. Valve: We have potential but we're just lazy. Rockstar: We put the same game through 3 generations of consoles.
Imagine you’re at a 5* restaurant- Not only is your food expensive, but you paid EXTRA to get it made and sent first. Then you find out not only the food is mid as hell, but it’s also DANGEROUSLY UNDER COOKED, so they take the food back, and you just paid extra to have to wait with everyone else to get your food.
The only difference is this restaurant and chef has a reputation for putting out undercooked bland af meals. So you were basically asking for it but still- It’s your favorite food and the menu made it look amazing, so you foolishly took a chance. Hopefully for the last time.💀
Stormtrooper: Gets punched and falls to ground Rebel who didn't think it'd be that easy: "Oh please, you're wearing armor" Stormtrooper before passing out: "But it is plastic"
The fact that Ubisoft put Vader in their game makes me go grrrrrr, you’re telling me this is between Episode 5 and 6 yet Vader actually bothered to show up in the middle of a smuggler soap opera drama? Vader would’ve smelt the incompetence this story had and just stayed depressed in his castle on Mustafar because that’s more enjoyable than Outlaws.
@@Demigah they really made Vader’s last year of living slightly more miserable by having him be a part of this game, Ubisoft truly are the real villains.
They really just threw him because they couldn't think of anyone else people care about. He doesn't even have a reason to care considering how insignificant this is.
1:36 the thing is they don't hear the blaster shots either. Which in star wars lore is IMPOSSIBLE because blasters are very loud, and suppressors dont exist
@@Demigah guess what I saw a first trailer movie called a Minecraft movie but guess what is a life action could you please review it and tell us what you think of it and it was upload it from WB 😡😡🤬🤬
Did Ubisoft actually say that? Do they think that copying Rdr’s deadeye mechanic and putting it in Star Wars Outlaws suddenly makes Outlaws a good game, because I feel like that’s the case.
I swear I saw that whistle, look up and smack in an old 3 Stooges bit. AC Shadows stealing art, Concord stealing game assets and now Star Wars of all things is ripping off a 3 Stooges bit?! That "modern audience" sure doesn't care about originality.
Ubisoft lost a lot of gamer trust and I am happy about that after a lot of things, Valhalla’s latest issue is one nobody really knows about. Long short some can’t play it. Regardless of if you played for years or just bought it there are players unable to finish the download. Locally the cost for base game is $80 and $100 for dlc not counting cosmetics or bonuses one of them going for $35. in the end all you get is a demo that sends you constant notifications that your installation has stopped. The one guy I talked to just bought the game and spent to much time trying to figure out what the issue was, no amount of resetting worked and he was not eligible for a refund, I am not either.
Imma be fighting for the God Emperor Of Mankind in the 40K millennium on the 9th where Sci-fi still has copious amounts of testosterone. Disney can keep Star Wars.
They really said “hey mate, I know you’re busy playing but can you just get off so I can ruin progress.” in to many ways like they did the players dirty 💀
I can’t stand lying,disrespectful,sbi loving,anti consumer Ubisoft! There is absolutely no good reason to buy, or rent anything from this stupid company. Great video, love it!
Deadpool, whatever faults the game has, has got some pretty sick takedowns. Sly Cooper, for Pete's sake, has better takedowns. This is just awful. The punches looked like they held no weight to them at all.
"Gamers should get used to not owning their games anymore" - Ubisoft Actually games should get used to not owning YOUR games Ubisoft because you're giving people 0 reason to buy your pig swill.
In my opinion Star wars outlaws could've been such a good game if they made a Character creator where we Can choose a Species and Role of a star wars character so it'd be like GTA online or Saints Row in a star wars universe
See, that would've been better. Slightly, but still better. Kay Voss (who's name I had to google) seems to have little to no importance on the world she's a part or, so a created character would've been suffice
@@gaugemogle0779 it shouldve just straight up be a GTA online(but single player) star wars game like what everyone was expecting. Instead its some mid tomb raider and uncharted rip off with more shallow gameplay in a star wars setting
And the fact that the scene with Vader and the ISB officer was more cleaner than any other cutscene is mind bogling. It's like they blew the rest of the production money on that one scene.
This game right here is the reason why I went to play Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order why I got it for free. Also that chin on the character you play as is enough for me to not even buy that game plus Ubisoft said get comfortable not owning your games and I said cool get comfortable not getting no more money for them.
The thing is, even if it was reported, nothing would be done about it. They have enough money to beat the court case, sadly. And thank you for the donation once again, Amani!
2:03 and 2:29 are good examples of how awful the stealth animations are. I don’t think Ubisoft designed an animation for the MC to disarm the opponent’s weapon, so what does the enemy NPC do instead? They simply casually drop their weapon after being tapped on the shoulder. Actually, 2:03 doesn’t even get touched. He simply dropped his weapon for no reason so the take-down animation could play. There wasn’t even a proper animation for him dropping the weapon.
It's not even worth pirating and the amount of people saying this game is "great" are the problem with gaming. We have become the reason we get sold mediocrity time and time again.
You can tell by this game that Ac Shadows also going to be a flop with even more problems like the straight up stolen stuff like the flag from a Historical Re-enactment group or Zoro's sword from One Piece, the collector's edition with a bunch of symbol errors and even the game's world is full of errors with rice being planted while Cherry Blossoms falling while people sellong persimmons
I hope that at some point in the future we will get a real open world Star Wars game with real gunslingers, outlaws and bounty hunters on the same level as Red Dead or Cyberpunk. and that you can kill Kay Vess quickly and easily in the first mission, basically as a tutorial. 😂😂😂
I can't wait for you to get your hands on gearbox and borderlands. Between the last few games and the movie alone will make you wanna throw your hands up and say screw it
@@jesserichman4realz it seems they follow the CoD routine of the newer the games, the more trash they are The latest game i have from Ubisoft is ghost recon breakpoint and even that has some mixed reviews. Everything else afterwards was a cash grab with fancy animations to make the quirky 15 year old boys happy
I didn’t even think about buying this game because I know that it would be trash, which makes me very scared for the black flag remaster of assessing the creed that they’re working on. I don’t wanna see my beloved franchise get massacred again.😢
They drop a broken mess like it's 2014 and people will be like, "you better buy their games ESPECIALLY Star Wars Outlaws and AC Shadows or face our wrath and don't even think about criticizing them." Am I buying a game or paying taxes?
Disney's just as responsible of it as ubisoft, i mean they gave the game to them to develop in the first place despite their track record the past few years
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EA: We are greedy.
Ubisoft: Our games are rushed and buggy.
Valve: We have potential but we're just lazy.
Rockstar: We put the same game through 3 generations of consoles.
But we couldn't even get any RDO updates. Rockstar gets on my damn nerves
Bethesda: We've been using the same engine for years
Bethesda to Rockstar: Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump that number up.
Ubisoft is greedy too, on top of being incompetent. Heck they've included STORES in the pause menus for years now.. That shitshow got to stop for real
@gimmeyourrights8292 using the same engine isnt necessarily a bad thing. From software has been doing that.
"Ubisoft is incompetent"
Water is wet.
Drake likes minors
Because there are still people who call this game underrated, they need common sense
@@Demigah Both Drake and Drake Bell at this point.
@@Demigahnatural selection
@@DemigahDemi is darker than darkness
Imagine you’re at a 5* restaurant-
Not only is your food expensive, but you paid EXTRA to get it made and sent first.
Then you find out not only the food is mid as hell, but it’s also DANGEROUSLY UNDER COOKED, so they take the food back, and you just paid extra to have to wait with everyone else to get your food.
The only difference is this restaurant and chef has a reputation for putting out undercooked bland af meals. So you were basically asking for it but still-
It’s your favorite food and the menu made it look amazing, so you foolishly took a chance. Hopefully for the last time.💀
I read this in demigah’s voice 😂 it seems like something he’d open his video with
@@morris01 Y'all know me so well
@@lordgameboy1303 Brother, this is a perfect analogy
Every fancy restaurant ever.
Stormtrooper: Gets punched and falls to ground
Rebel who didn't think it'd be that easy: "Oh please, you're wearing armor"
Stormtrooper before passing out: "But it is plastic"
It's crazy that she's done in one punch what Cal Kestis needed two strikes with a lightsaber to do
@@DemigahWoman strong
@@DemigahMaybe Kay Vess is part Wookie, no wonder why she looks like one.
The fact that Ubisoft put Vader in their game makes me go grrrrrr, you’re telling me this is between Episode 5 and 6 yet Vader actually bothered to show up in the middle of a smuggler soap opera drama? Vader would’ve smelt the incompetence this story had and just stayed depressed in his castle on Mustafar because that’s more enjoyable than Outlaws.
They needed some way to get people's attention, and Star Wars' main antagonist was it
Its the only way to get people to care about this game
@@Demigah they really made Vader’s last year of living slightly more miserable by having him be a part of this game, Ubisoft truly are the real villains.
Demi ubisoft makes games every year, bugs and glitches will obviously happen its inevitable sadly@@Demigah
They really just threw him because they couldn't think of anyone else people care about. He doesn't even have a reason to care considering how insignificant this is.
1:36 the thing is they don't hear the blaster shots either. Which in star wars lore is IMPOSSIBLE because blasters are very loud, and suppressors dont exist
Ubisoft is always pissing off Demi😂
If they even breathe, imma crash out
@@Demigah guess what I saw a first trailer movie called a Minecraft movie but guess what is a life action could you please review it and tell us what you think of it and it was upload it from WB 😡😡🤬🤬
@@Demigahthey blink, this man will straight lose himself. 🤣
Doom is surprised anyone thought this was going to be good.
We all have hope, but in this case, I had little to none.
And ubisoft had the gall to say this was like Red dead redemption but in a star wars setting here. Smh here 🤦♂️
You should check out the comparison videos of it to Red dead redemption, absolutely nuts how bad this crap is
Can they actually shut their lying mouths please?
Did Ubisoft actually say that? Do they think that copying Rdr’s deadeye mechanic and putting it in Star Wars Outlaws suddenly makes Outlaws a good game, because I feel like that’s the case.
@@InternetMouse i had no clue it was Ubisoft themselves saying that lmao thats even more embarrassing
Wouldn't be surprised. These are the same clowns who took down The Crew and said that we should get used to not owning digital games.
Surprised this wasn't considered a "AAAA" game to Ubisoft
Wasn't it? I coulda swore it was.
@@dioddie1412nope, that was the sad disappointment that was Skull And Bones. The audacity of these idiots is insane
I swear I saw that whistle, look up and smack in an old 3 Stooges bit. AC Shadows stealing art, Concord stealing game assets and now Star Wars of all things is ripping off a 3 Stooges bit?! That "modern audience" sure doesn't care about originality.
Ubisoft gonna nominate just dance for game of the year for where this is going 💀
Much more deserved than this slop 😂😂
Now you have to talk about that minecraft trailer
Imma blind react to it
@@Demigahill give super thanks if you do
Ubisoft lost a lot of gamer trust and I am happy about that after a lot of things, Valhalla’s latest issue is one nobody really knows about. Long short some can’t play it. Regardless of if you played for years or just bought it there are players unable to finish the download.
Locally the cost for base game is $80 and $100 for dlc not counting cosmetics or bonuses one of them going for $35.
in the end all you get is a demo that sends you constant notifications that your installation has stopped. The one guy I talked to just bought the game and spent to much time trying to figure out what the issue was, no amount of resetting worked and he was not eligible for a refund, I am not either.
2:16 boo ain’t no way she got her with the “made you look!” Ass take down💀
"Why did you choose misery over happiness?" is actually too funny bro.
Disney seems to really love giving the Star Wars game license to the worst game companies. First EA, and now Ubisoft
EA actually did a pretty good job though when it came to Fallen Order and Survivor
@@TheGreatFryMaster EA didn't make the games Respawn did EA only published the game.
Imma be fighting for the God Emperor Of Mankind in the 40K millennium on the 9th where Sci-fi still has copious amounts of testosterone. Disney can keep Star Wars.
Ubisoft fucking up,
Ain't nothing new,
Anyways go buy a game THAT is worth your time, black myth wukong!
"3 days earlier" It baffles me why would anyone pay more to play a worse game. This is not 90's when games were released polished.
2:23 the description of this whole takedown is more hilarious than the takedown itself.
This channel always fills my heart so "wholesomely" knowing I am not going crazy how AAA games are so bad. aaaah at peace.
twenty seven seconds ago is actually crazy
They really said “hey mate, I know you’re busy playing but can you just get off so I can ruin progress.” in to many ways like they did the players dirty 💀
I can’t stand lying,disrespectful,sbi loving,anti consumer Ubisoft! There is absolutely no good reason to buy, or rent anything from this stupid company. Great video, love it!
YAS! I was waiting for homie to drop a banger of a video
Homie went zesty for it 😂😂
Been saying it for years. Ubisoft can literally do nothing right. And what the hell were those takedowns?!
Deadpool, whatever faults the game has, has got some pretty sick takedowns.
Sly Cooper, for Pete's sake, has better takedowns.
This is just awful. The punches looked like they held no weight to them at all.
My friend said he had fun playing the game, despite the bad reviews. I said “Cool, now I’m going to do my third playthrough of The Old Republic.”❤
Demigah saved me from buying this shit in the earlier video he did for it. bless you bro🙏
God bless you, homie 🙏🏾
The first takedown you showed is literally a Captain America takedown in one of the lego games💀
(sorry for the bad english)
The silent takedowns were straight comedy 🤣🤣🤣. I like to play a game before I come to a conclusion but this shit right here!? Fuck no.
The fact they put no hard work is in the name 'yoU BI SOFT' no hard work here
Apparently ubisoft is now adding offline modes to the crew games, except the first one
All it took was a petition😂
I gotta agree with you
"Gamers should get used to not owning their games anymore" - Ubisoft
Actually games should get used to not owning YOUR games Ubisoft because you're giving people 0 reason to buy your pig swill.
In my opinion Star wars outlaws could've been such a good game if they made a Character creator where we Can choose a Species and Role of a star wars character so it'd be like GTA online or Saints Row in a star wars universe
See, that would've been better. Slightly, but still better. Kay Voss (who's name I had to google) seems to have little to no importance on the world she's a part or, so a created character would've been suffice
@@gaugemogle0779 it shouldve just straight up be a GTA online(but single player) star wars game like what everyone was expecting. Instead its some mid tomb raider and uncharted rip off with more shallow gameplay in a star wars setting
It is a good game
@@gamerbeast3616 L ragebait
@@elctrn3311 fr that was the most blatant reaction bait I’ve ever seen.
They saw Mary Jawline manhandling Hunters in Spider-Man 2 and said, "THIS BUT DUMBER AND LESS FUN."
Mary Jawline gets me every time 😂😂😂
I already knew what time it was when I saw Ubisoft as the subject of this video, and I’m here for every bit of it.
Ubisoft is incompetent? Well the sky is blue and fish live in water
The goat is back with another masterpiece 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Mindjack, Ride to Hell Retribution and Redfall. We have ourselves an epic fail this year
Guys just play Rdr2 trust me
Another month another time to laught at ubisoft.
And the fact that the scene with Vader and the ISB officer was more cleaner than any other cutscene is mind bogling. It's like they blew the rest of the production money on that one scene.
I was waiting for demi to make this one 😂
Bro. I’m so glad that you talked me out of getting this game because fucking hell
People need to stop pre-ordering things, especially things made by ubisoft, the company has been incompetent since 2016, when are they gonna learn?
They always add vader thinking he’ll save the whole game😂
Ea ubisoft and rocksteady breathes:Demigah and I took that personally
Literally 😂 they gotta quit
We were robbed of both an Uncharted-esque Boba Fett game and a Respawn Mandalorian game in exchange for this mess.
As always, W, Demi.
Can we even be surprised at this point 💀 I have literally no idea why anyone would ever buy any new game from ubisoft
This game right here is the reason why I went to play Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order why I got it for free. Also that chin on the character you play as is enough for me to not even buy that game plus Ubisoft said get comfortable not owning your games and I said cool get comfortable not getting no more money for them.
Real mystery as to why their game underperformed, and why their stocks tanked...
Indeed
Ubisoft delivering a half done game!? 🤯🤯🤯🤯 NOO ! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!!
Ubisoft should be reported for this bugs on the first per order day 🤦♀️
The thing is, even if it was reported, nothing would be done about it. They have enough money to beat the court case, sadly. And thank you for the donation once again, Amani!
@@Demigah 🩷✌️
2:03 and 2:29 are good examples of how awful the stealth animations are. I don’t think Ubisoft designed an animation for the MC to disarm the opponent’s weapon, so what does the enemy NPC do instead? They simply casually drop their weapon after being tapped on the shoulder.
Actually, 2:03 doesn’t even get touched. He simply dropped his weapon for no reason so the take-down animation could play. There wasn’t even a proper animation for him dropping the weapon.
0:50 pretty sure this was only ps5 not 100% sure tho
It’s sad that ubisoft actually used to make good games now I don’t remember the last time they didn’t make a super boring game
This is one of the games that is not worth pirating , and that means a LOT 💀
At this point, I think Ubisoft has a troll working for them and sabotaged their work.
I can only imagine how AC Shadows will launch 😂😂😂
I haven't played Assassin's Creed since Black Flag on the PS3.
@@theemotionalremixyou ended at the best time imo
@@theemotionalremixI assure you you’re not missing anything
Imagine defending Ubi when they have prove numerous time to have the "Reversed Midas touch"
It's not even worth pirating and the amount of people saying this game is "great" are the problem with gaming. We have become the reason we get sold mediocrity time and time again.
You can tell by this game that Ac Shadows also going to be a flop with even more problems like the straight up stolen stuff like the flag from a Historical Re-enactment group or Zoro's sword from One Piece, the collector's edition with a bunch of symbol errors and even the game's world is full of errors with rice being planted while Cherry Blossoms falling while people sellong persimmons
And didn't they use CHINESE architecture rather than Japanese?
Demigah Is The Demigod Of Roasting and Rants 🤣
There's audacity. And then there's Ubisoft. 😭💀
We really didn’t even need this video to prove this
Nice video demigah
Thank you!
@@Demigah your welcome
175 dollars hell nah
‘What are you even doing buying Ubisoft games’ people bought KTJL and that lost $200 million 😂
Or Concord, which shut down after two weeks.
Love you demigah
I'm mopping at work right now imma play this in the background
Enjoy yourself
I hope that at some point in the future we will get a real open world Star Wars game with real gunslingers, outlaws and bounty hunters on the same level as Red Dead or Cyberpunk. and that you can kill Kay Vess quickly and easily in the first mission, basically as a tutorial.
😂😂😂
I truly hope Cal Kestis makes jokes about her and her methods of dispatching enemies in the next game
I can't wait for you to get your hands on gearbox and borderlands. Between the last few games and the movie alone will make you wanna throw your hands up and say screw it
2:16 Wow… this is making me miss the days of Resident Evil 6’s Stealth Suplex
You guys knew that Ubisoft was a money grabbing microtransaction hellscape to being with. Why are you even surprised?
Ubisoft’s fall-off needs to be studied 💀💀💀
I’ve always thought stormtroopers were clumsy but never pathetic
Heard that Samuel Kim music straight away. INSTANT like.
3:15 You mean on demigah 😎.
TATIANA NOW LOOK WHTA YOU’VE DONE now Ubisogt is going down! TATIANA!!!!
Here at Ubisoft our moto is give up and settle
you know what this game makes me want to do
go play all the good ubisoft games like the original assassins creeds, splinter cell, and watch dogs
the homelander theme in the background😭
Ubisoft had one job. ONE!!!☝️
To be honest the game is a 7/10 for me but i'm a massive Star Wars fan
Mary Jane ahh gun fights
Ubi been going soft since watchdogs legion. I remember when UbiSoft baked some hard games
@@jesserichman4realz it seems they follow the CoD routine of the newer the games, the more trash they are
The latest game i have from Ubisoft is ghost recon breakpoint and even that has some mixed reviews. Everything else afterwards was a cash grab with fancy animations to make the quirky 15 year old boys happy
Watchdogs legion? they've been going soft since black flag
Watch Dogs legion? They've been going soft since black flag
I didn’t even think about buying this game because I know that it would be trash, which makes me very scared for the black flag remaster of assessing the creed that they’re working on. I don’t wanna see my beloved franchise get massacred again.😢
Game is good lmao
"Hey babe stfu demigah uploaded"
Ay, be nice to your lady before I do
What the hell is going on with Ubisoft nowadays
Ubisoft is “Uncompitititent” I’m saying that because their games make no sense so the word for incompetent shouldn’t either😂😂
They drop a broken mess like it's 2014 and people will be like, "you better buy their games ESPECIALLY Star Wars Outlaws and AC Shadows or face our wrath and don't even think about criticizing them." Am I buying a game or paying taxes?
Bruh again… damn ubi I was gon buy dis too lol.😭😭😭😂
You will never touch this game unless someone donates you the money 😂
Even if they donate, I ain't doing it no more 😂😂
Damn. So Demigah would just take that money and run 🤣
Disney's just as responsible of it as ubisoft, i mean they gave the game to them to develop in the first place despite their track record the past few years
Played it sold it absolute waste of money well actually that goes to SSKTJL
This game makes E.T. Atari game look like a complete masterpiece 😂
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