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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • i completely forgot i was holding on to this one, so here
    more of a shitpost if im gonna be real

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  • @remoquillojosemiguel1105
    @remoquillojosemiguel1105 9 месяцев назад +9760

    Texas instruments. Precision calculators and Precision guidance systems. Because nothing is worse than being a few decimals off

    • @yongli8276
      @yongli8276 9 месяцев назад +348

      Everyone can have a piece of this tech! Calculators or shrapnel!

    • @PETE243
      @PETE243 9 месяцев назад +108

      And my dumb math book made by them

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 8 месяцев назад +86

      _its gotta be big in texas_

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 8 месяцев назад +77

      A few decimals can determine between preventing WW3 or starting one nowadays.

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 8 месяцев назад +5

      Ha! XD

  • @E100Omega123
    @E100Omega123 8 месяцев назад +4588

    Me: I need a desk fan
    Honeywell: We got you, fam. Anything else?
    Me: Do you know where I can find a guidance system for my nuclear ICBM?
    Honeywell: Well as luck would have it...

    • @averagejoe8358
      @averagejoe8358 8 месяцев назад +315

      "Your basket consists of cluster munitions. Would you like to check out now, or continue shopping?"

    • @peanutbutter348
      @peanutbutter348 6 месяцев назад +92

      Me: i need a washing machine
      general electric: we got you covered
      Me: do you know where i can find a GAU-8 avenger?
      GE: perhaps.

    • @Fortunateson69
      @Fortunateson69 4 месяца назад +44

      Me: “Boy I’d love to jar some fruits for the winter”
      Ball: “No problem whatsoever.”
      Me: “And I’d really like a service bus for my classified geostationary surveillance payload”
      Ball: “You’re never going to believe this…”

    • @THE_DOCTOR82
      @THE_DOCTOR82 4 месяца назад +17

      Me:I need a flight to France
      Boeing:we got you covered
      Me: I also need high air support
      Boeing: hey guess what

    • @kali_chai
      @kali_chai 3 месяца назад +19

      Me: Can I get a nice car?
      Chrysler: Sure. Anything else?
      Me: I'm also looking for a main battle tank.
      Chrysler: Well, kid, you came to the right place!

  • @KnightandDay33
    @KnightandDay33 7 месяцев назад +4864

    "We made a gun so powerful an entire aircraft had to be designed around it"
    "Damn, what other products do you make?"
    "...Washing machines"

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger 7 месяцев назад +408

      Just another rotary device that cleans

    • @BetoPerez999
      @BetoPerez999 7 месяцев назад +256

      one spins to make something clean, one spins to make something disappear, it's not that complicated.

    • @siIIyIittIegoober
      @siIIyIittIegoober 7 месяцев назад +149

      ​@@BetoPerez999 "so you vaporize people?"
      "i don't vaporize people, i :neutralize: targets"

    • @Lockmahn
      @Lockmahn 7 месяцев назад +62

      @@BetoPerez999 I knew a russianbadger reference was going to come from this, and I was not disappointed.

    • @I_KnowWhatYouAre
      @I_KnowWhatYouAre 7 месяцев назад +8

      General Electric

  • @Lichcrafter
    @Lichcrafter 8 месяцев назад +4093

    Never ask a man his salary
    A woman her age
    Or Volkswagen what it was doing from 1937-1945

    • @henry_rearden
      @henry_rearden 8 месяцев назад +233

      MAN, Daimler-Benz, BMW and Porsche would also avoid such a question

    • @ljubomirculibrk4097
      @ljubomirculibrk4097 8 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@henry_reardenand Merck

    • @panzerjagertigerporsche
      @panzerjagertigerporsche 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@ljubomirculibrk4097FIAT, Ansaldo, Mitsubishi, [insert other vehicle names that existed in Japan and Italy during that time and still exist now]

    • @xX_Pokeman_Xx
      @xX_Pokeman_Xx 8 месяцев назад +107

      (According to someone down below with seemingly better sources, this isn't true, so take this with a grain of salt at best.)
      Honestly, Volkswagen is rather clean during WW2. This kind of makes sense, considering it was the Reich's pet project to have cheap and affordable cars for all. They didn't really want to taint that, or interrupt Volkswagen's production lines with tank production.
      They did make *some* military vehicles, but outside of the kubelwagen and schwimmwagen(both of which are basically just their version of a Willy's jeep,) it was mostly just light modifications of their existing civilian beetle, like fitting a two way radio to make it a command car.

    • @Railman1225
      @Railman1225 8 месяцев назад +25

      Eh, Porsche would be more fitting

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 8 месяцев назад +2319

    My radar operator Buddy: Man after this contract I'm done. I'm getting out and becoming a civil engineer. I hate the military.
    My radar operator Buddy after seeing the salary a Raytheon recruiter was offering: You know...maybe I can do a little career change...

    • @west3979
      @west3979 8 месяцев назад +193

      A tale as old as time. Many will say the military is a bad choice, but it's a foot in the door if you know what you're doing

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 8 месяцев назад +37

      @@west3979 the devils door

    • @Spark_Chaser
      @Spark_Chaser 8 месяцев назад +56

      I knew a lot of aircraft mechanics who went to work for the companies that built the airframes I worked on. They had plenty of hands on experience, may as well put it to good use.

    • @west3979
      @west3979 8 месяцев назад +19

      @@fosphor8920 Sure. We could be doing worse, though. A lot worse.

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@west3979 Worse than the devil? Please explain.

  • @MrPear40
    @MrPear40 8 месяцев назад +2025

    Graduates with an engineering degree:
    USA Gov: "SHAKE MY HAND"

    • @akend4426
      @akend4426 8 месяцев назад +171

      “Come on boys, won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?”

    • @tomasruffa5488
      @tomasruffa5488 8 месяцев назад +72

      “Yeeessss”

    • @akend4426
      @akend4426 8 месяцев назад +67

      “Are you ready?!”

    • @commanderboom2626
      @commanderboom2626 8 месяцев назад +65

      (Are you ready!?)

    • @akend4426
      @akend4426 7 месяцев назад +59

      “Are you ready?!”

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 8 месяцев назад +1165

    “For every kid that dreams up the lightbulb, another dreams up… The Atom Bomb.”

    • @thelizard556
      @thelizard556 8 месяцев назад +77

      Sad that Nuclear technology is really only recognized by its war applications because of its immense power, when it was first thought up as a way to generate massive amounts of energy for us.
      That's why the first real large scale test/application of Nuclear technology was a reactor/generator which was created before the A-Bomb.
      That reactor/generator is also one of the reasons many physicists later said the A-Bomb as feasible as a weapon in WW2 during the Manhattan project, since we were finally able to prove that inducing fission is possible and can be controlled.

    • @StarrySkyyyy
      @StarrySkyyyy 7 месяцев назад +101

      can't believe this quote is from frickin sharkboy and lavagirl

    • @gabrielcalda7033
      @gabrielcalda7033 7 месяцев назад +46

      ​@@StarrySkyyyythe director puts these thought-provoking quotes in almost all his movies

    • @StarrySkyyyy
      @StarrySkyyyy 7 месяцев назад +40

      @@gabrielcalda7033 aside from the "god fears his creations" one what other examples are there?

    • @akend4426
      @akend4426 7 месяцев назад +58

      @StarrySkyyyy
      “Fear exists in the one place you can never escape it: your mind.”

  • @Valmanic_
    @Valmanic_ 9 месяцев назад +6382

    I’m not a war advocate,
    *but 20 billion dollars is 20 billion dollars*

  • @shakenmate
    @shakenmate 9 месяцев назад +5063

    hell yea! not enough people know how many "household names" are in the defense industry!

    • @tunguska2370
      @tunguska2370 9 месяцев назад +30

      Household name? Who

    • @nugget4296
      @nugget4296 9 месяцев назад +359

      Dont ask what bmw, mercades, mitsubishi, and nissan where doing in the 40's

    • @AzzoAzzoAzzo
      @AzzoAzzoAzzo 9 месяцев назад +156

      ​@@nugget4296you'd be a fool for not grabbing onto the opportunity 😂

    • @bonked4685
      @bonked4685 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tunguska2370Honeywell and general electric make home appliances

    • @firestardizzy
      @firestardizzy 9 месяцев назад +48

      General electric xD

  • @hitthatrwnoflare9645
    @hitthatrwnoflare9645 9 месяцев назад +1810

    I love that the same company that makes my graphing calculator also makes guided bombs and anti tank missiles

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 8 месяцев назад +89

      @Unironically_AmericanQUADRATIC EQUATIONS GO BRRRRR

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 8 месяцев назад +64

      Just like that rocket man said, He always aimed for the stars but he sometimes hit London.

    • @commanderstorm8874
      @commanderstorm8874 8 месяцев назад +20

      Don’t forget that the same company that makes washers and dryers also makes enemy’s turn into red mist thanks to the gau 8

    • @machirim2805
      @machirim2805 8 месяцев назад +21

      The company that makes your fridge and washing machine also makes aircraft and ship engines (GE)
      The company that makes your dehumidifier and thermostats makes avionics and guidance systems (Honeywell)

    • @khakers2.099
      @khakers2.099 8 месяцев назад

      @@machirim2805 GE appliances is now owned by Haier and just uses the GE branding

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 8 месяцев назад +509

    The Military-Industrial Complex is a hell of a drug.

  • @literallyanf15eagle
    @literallyanf15eagle 9 месяцев назад +1484

    The iRobot conspiracy theory bird joke is comedic gold

    • @Helios8170
      @Helios8170 8 месяцев назад +50

      The _what_

    • @E500Match
      @E500Match 8 месяцев назад +82

      Probably have something to do with the fact that birds aren't real

    • @Ice_elite
      @Ice_elite 8 месяцев назад +9

      Apple makes birds?

    • @thedeserthawk2093
      @thedeserthawk2093 8 месяцев назад +34

      @@Helios8170 Birds aren't real.

    • @c0rvus996
      @c0rvus996 8 месяцев назад +15

      "joke"

  • @ronansmith9148
    @ronansmith9148 8 месяцев назад +352

    What's also hilarious is when a company normally associated with the military makes a civilian product. Like Northrup Grumman, the company that has supplied the US Navy with a majority of it's carrier aviation since the first carriers, and who built the B-2 stealth bomber, also made the LLV; the long life vehicle, used by the US postal service.

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 8 месяцев назад +10

      A fellow fat electrician fan?

    • @ronansmith9148
      @ronansmith9148 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@parzavaal5335 well yes, but he had not made that video yet. He only uploaded it yesterday.

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@ronansmith9148 damn ok u just smart rad

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 6 месяцев назад +2

      From a simple radio to advanced E-warfare

    • @adamn8156
      @adamn8156 6 месяцев назад

      They made them in the same factory, if I remember correctly.

  • @lockheedmartin-h5i
    @lockheedmartin-h5i 3 месяца назад +62

    POV: Lockheed martin finds a 22 year old engineering grad.

    • @Kawka1122
      @Kawka1122 3 месяца назад +10

      POV you sign your first NDA

  • @operatorcaster1030
    @operatorcaster1030 8 месяцев назад +249

    "If we could build calculators, we can build ATGMS. We are Texas Instruments "

    • @crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t
      @crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t 5 месяцев назад +3

      And it's time for a texas orchestra.

    • @everynametaken
      @everynametaken 4 месяца назад +2

      They got screwed out of the PC business and now get to make it everybody's problem.

    • @word6344
      @word6344 4 месяца назад +1

      Everything is bigger in Texas, and ATGMS are just bigger calculators.

    • @E100Omega123
      @E100Omega123 4 месяца назад

      "Precision is important"
      -TI

  • @that_Dominic_guy
    @that_Dominic_guy 8 месяцев назад +1106

    Fun fact: Fairchild Republic made the A-10 Thunderbolt II but General Electric made the Gau-8 rotary cannon that is featured on the A-10. They went from making something spin to make things clean to *making something spin to make something disappear*

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 8 месяцев назад +134

      And one of the guys who designed its laser guidance system was apparently also not only an artist for Warner Bros, but also one of the earliest creators of furry porn.
      Dude's name was Doug Winger.

    • @Mayflower-Yev
      @Mayflower-Yev 8 месяцев назад +90

      @@twotailedavenger Why is the whole IT industry carried by furries?!
      I’m going into IT myself, so… Wish me luck please.

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie 8 месяцев назад +49

      ​@@Mayflower-Yevfurries are a loud/visible group in that industry but I wouldn't say they are a majority of people in that industry.
      Think most people in that field are normies

    • @Mayflower-Yev
      @Mayflower-Yev 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@Warsie It was meant as a semi-overstatement/joke. Just blowing the situation out of proportions.

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 8 месяцев назад +29

      @@Mayflower-Yev”YOU’RE CHANGIN’ YOU’RE CHANGIN’ YOU’RE CHAAANGIN ALRIGHT, I HOPE YOU’RE SAAAATISFIIIIED”

  • @ericreinhart9795
    @ericreinhart9795 9 месяцев назад +585

    Absolutely master choice of song and editing. I never imagined that this song go so well with military edit.

  • @thelad7525
    @thelad7525 7 месяцев назад +76

    Texas Instruments: *name indicates they make music*
    Also Texas Instruments: *makes literally everything BUT instruments*

    • @THINDERPICKLE
      @THINDERPICKLE 5 месяцев назад +13

      Instruments of war

    • @blam320
      @blam320 21 день назад +4

      Not all instruments are musical instruments.

  • @coopersmith9828
    @coopersmith9828 7 месяцев назад +160

    "I can stop making weapons systems whenever I feel like it."
    "You're making one right now."
    "No, I'm not."
    *looks down*
    "OH MY GOD! I AM!"

  • @quadroff
    @quadroff 9 месяцев назад +690

    The remains of my moral compass leaving my body and american imperialism filling it when I see a new edit by Index in my feed:

    • @cheegus4160
      @cheegus4160 8 месяцев назад +64

      You can feel Uncle Sam filling you with freedom

    • @f.b.l.9813
      @f.b.l.9813 8 месяцев назад

      @@cheegus4160 😫🥵🥵 harder uncle!

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing 8 месяцев назад +24

      Langley is my new magnetic north

    • @fgjjdgb3949
      @fgjjdgb3949 7 месяцев назад

      Just be careful, there is a risk of becoming a part of this product yourself, this is a side effect😅

    • @toytacambery9427
      @toytacambery9427 6 месяцев назад +28

      Kind of ironic you say that seeing as the US "empire" is the least morally corrupt in all of human history.
      Nobody gaslight me, either. I said "least corrupt," not "perfect la la land Utopia."

  • @alexsalbar8567
    @alexsalbar8567 9 месяцев назад +204

    Might be one of the hardest and funniest edits of all time

  • @malloc7108
    @malloc7108 9 месяцев назад +102

    Look, if this is shitposting these days, i have to just quit. I can't match a shadow of this.

    • @MatrixWolf27
      @MatrixWolf27 9 месяцев назад +23

      Lmao, don't, you're part of the global community... But if you feel you can't cut it, remember you have friends on the other side... 😂

  • @qoppl
    @qoppl 9 месяцев назад +97

    I mean car companies created tanks for a certain man with a box mustache so it wouldnt be much of a suprise

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 8 месяцев назад +17

      They also build tanks for a chain-smoking geriatric on a wheelchair who is president for 12 years...

    • @giovanni9136
      @giovanni9136 Месяц назад

      Never ask Fiat, Renault, Porsche, Mitsubishi what they were doing from 1914 to 1945...
      Cause if you can build a truck/tractor engine you can build ANYTHING around it...

  • @kylecooper4812
    @kylecooper4812 9 месяцев назад +145

    1:00 I love how on the frame that the bald eagle is up, you chose to have the iRobot brand name up😂 government drones

  • @jadsmvs8651
    @jadsmvs8651 8 месяцев назад +54

    19 year old pfc: "I can't wait for this deployment!"
    3M: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole *quality of life and VA compensation* "

  • @raininginside
    @raininginside 8 месяцев назад +52

    Wow, that's brilliant. Glad Princess and the frog is still remembered.

    • @509Gman
      @509Gman 8 месяцев назад +8

      I only remember two things about it: Keith David’s sultry voice, and Mama Odie

    • @chheinrich8486
      @chheinrich8486 Месяц назад +2

      @@509GmanNobody forgets Keith david😂

  • @battlefieldmemer2861
    @battlefieldmemer2861 9 месяцев назад +913

    I love the military industrial complex!!

    • @donnyyang3717
      @donnyyang3717 8 месяцев назад +33

      I love the military industrial complex!

    • @Faded._
      @Faded._ 8 месяцев назад +28

      I love the military-industrial complex!!!

    • @Darnder
      @Darnder 8 месяцев назад +21

      I love the military-industrial complex!

    • @grievouslytired7886
      @grievouslytired7886 8 месяцев назад +26

      Noncredibledefense, Represent --
      We Love The Military Industrial Complex
      Lets All Love The Military Industrial Complex

    • @MausHausOKW
      @MausHausOKW 8 месяцев назад +1

      US veterans are legitimate military targets

  • @evilpigeonsify
    @evilpigeonsify 7 месяцев назад +36

    Northrup Grumman
    produces the most advanced stealth bomber in the world
    also mail trucks, of all things

    • @lyanreehan
      @lyanreehan 13 дней назад +1

      put some respect of the LLV's name! It does its job, quite literally called "Long Lasting Vehicle"

  • @OnimoIndustries
    @OnimoIndustries 7 месяцев назад +18

    “One day we will have peace. One day we will no longer need wars or strife. And until that day we will be here.”

  • @Markuzilla82
    @Markuzilla82 6 месяцев назад +19

    I have now just learned my electric fan's predecessor is a f**king cruise missile.

  • @FatYank
    @FatYank 9 месяцев назад +137

    when you come from a family of Engineers 👻👻👻

  • @thewallachianbard6975
    @thewallachianbard6975 8 месяцев назад +91

    Wow, you Index, you just presented us with a masterpiece of editing .
    I hope you keep it up and continue to enjoy your work as much as we do .

  • @cypher1o1
    @cypher1o1 8 месяцев назад +40

    Wait till you find out most of these companies started as military industry and then made civil products as a side hustle

  • @Baldwin-iv445
    @Baldwin-iv445 Месяц назад +2

    The fact that the budget has actually shrunk since the 90s, yet we're still pumping out the best equipment and vehicles in the world is absolutely incredible.

  • @periodicdragonflare5572
    @periodicdragonflare5572 Месяц назад +10

    I was taking a vacation in Baguio Philippines and suddenly there it was “TEXAS INSTRUMENTS” right beside the Military base. I know damn well they aren’t making calculators there.

  • @nickcara97
    @nickcara97 7 месяцев назад +12

    “Who do they follow? The man who pays them.” - Peytr Baelish

  • @69MustangMach1
    @69MustangMach1 5 месяцев назад +17

    yeah I support LGBT
    Lockheed Martin. General Dynamics. Boeing. Texas Instruments

  • @chrisbacon3071
    @chrisbacon3071 9 месяцев назад +62

    Blame my friends on the other side!

    • @allaware1971
      @allaware1971 7 часов назад

      hope u don't mean me...

    • @chrisbacon3071
      @chrisbacon3071 7 часов назад

      @@allaware1971 why would I need to? 😉 your not on the other side are you? 😘

    • @allaware1971
      @allaware1971 6 часов назад

      @@chrisbacon3071 of the ocean probably...

    • @chrisbacon3071
      @chrisbacon3071 6 часов назад

      @@allaware1971 gasp!! ARE YOU A MERFOLK?????

  • @ledgengoad6214
    @ledgengoad6214 5 месяцев назад +12

    “Won’t you shake a poor sinner’s hand?” 🙃

    • @Kawka1122
      @Kawka1122 3 месяца назад

      Quite wealthy 😂

  • @lavatacoburrito9410
    @lavatacoburrito9410 7 месяцев назад +8

    The 4 years of Ethics classes leaving my body as soon as I am hired by Lockheed:

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 6 месяцев назад +1

      If your 4 years of ethics classes tell you you shouldn't work for the defense of the free world you should get a refund

  • @shred1894
    @shred1894 9 месяцев назад +24

    This song was the best part of that movie.

  • @MrJohnthegamerHD
    @MrJohnthegamerHD 5 месяцев назад +13

    As an Aeronautical Engineering student, I am entirely numbed to this fact

  • @rustybeskar4664
    @rustybeskar4664 5 месяцев назад +9

    Remember, General Electrics created the GAU-8 Avenger for the A-10 Warthog. It didn't make the plane, it just made the gun.

    • @alexernst9448
      @alexernst9448 5 месяцев назад

      "One spins to wash things, the other spins to make things die. It's really not that complicated."
      -RussianBadger on the dichotomy of GE making both washing machines and rotary cannons.

  • @AugmentedGravity
    @AugmentedGravity 4 месяца назад +6

    I don’t care what anyone says, i absolutely love defence contractors.

  • @shionbruhgami
    @shionbruhgami 8 месяцев назад +39

    Younger me, a Corpsman’s son: “Hey pa, you worked for GE, right? Washing machines, like the one we have?”
    Dad: “GE? Sure.”
    Me, an Army joe working on Oshkosh: “It’s clear now, I can see. Hallelujah.”

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 8 месяцев назад +4

      Tip a drink your pa's way, courtesy of another former corpsman

  • @panzerjagertigerporsche
    @panzerjagertigerporsche 8 месяцев назад +33

    It would've been nice if you also showed stuff from WWII and Cold War, like Ford, Chrysler, Firestone, and other companies that produced tanks, guns, and warplanes. Yes, Firestone was used to produce parts for 40mm Bofors guns during WWII.

    • @__-vb3ht
      @__-vb3ht 6 месяцев назад

      Ford was operating on the next level, making vehicles for both sides

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 5 месяцев назад +6

      And also IBM manufactured m1 carbines.... I'm not joking a computer company manufacturered m1 carbines for the US military....... Isn't real life werider than fiction?

  • @quakethedoombringer
    @quakethedoombringer 4 месяца назад +2

    Samsung and Mitsubishi: "Finallt. A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary"

  • @torpschez2724
    @torpschez2724 5 месяцев назад +12

    I am anti-war but that doesn't make me anti-profit

    • @E100Omega123
      @E100Omega123 4 месяца назад +2

      "Peace" just means "nobody left to cause us problems"

  • @ItsTheKerminator
    @ItsTheKerminator 2 дня назад +1

    Ah Honeywell.
    Developers of products such as air quality sensors, smart home plugins...and the vehicle-mounted Mk 18 Grenade Machine Gun.

  • @WarChallenger
    @WarChallenger 8 месяцев назад +13

    Don’t forget Chrysler making the turbine engines for the Abrams! That there is quality Mopar performance.

    • @gustiwidyanta5492
      @gustiwidyanta5492 5 месяцев назад +2

      XM-1s right?
      But they use AGT1500s from Honeywell though.
      (Ah my bad, i read up and the AGT1500s did originate from a Chrysler contract)

    • @WarChallenger
      @WarChallenger Месяц назад

      @@gustiwidyanta5492Yeah. It’s unfortunate that it did though, because that was the final killing blow to the turbocar projects. Once it was government patented, can’t build it for the civilian market until the contract dies.

  • @SchrödingerKousae
    @SchrödingerKousae 5 месяцев назад +4

    I always found it kinda amazing how many normal brands you can encounter in a single day that also work or have worked on massive military projects. It's pretty fascinating.

  • @AnonD38
    @AnonD38 Месяц назад +3

    My moral compass leaving my body as I hit "buy" on the Lockheed Martin stock.

  • @AnotherTwo-ev7nn
    @AnotherTwo-ev7nn Месяц назад +12

    This isn't even exlcusive to American companies. Mitsubishi makes a lot of Japan's armored vehicles and Hyundia makes K2 Black Panther tanks.

    • @icicle_ai
      @icicle_ai 10 дней назад

      Volkswagen made stuff for germany iirc

  • @colorupro
    @colorupro 9 месяцев назад +38

    It's a shame this video wasn't longer, even as it is it's one of my favorites, second only to atomic garden. Great work!

  • @Twigs1836
    @Twigs1836 8 месяцев назад +10

    This edit goes geopolitically hard, thank you for this.

  • @camerapasteurize7215
    @camerapasteurize7215 7 месяцев назад +14

    It's almost like the United States Defense industry is one of the largest industrial and technological markets in the world, and most of the technological innovations we have in our lives come from R&D projects that the military funds.

    • @mitchconner403
      @mitchconner403 7 месяцев назад +2

      Friendship ended with NASA now Space Force is my new best friend

  • @hypershrimp_
    @hypershrimp_ 9 месяцев назад +98

    w US defense sector propaganda as always 🔥🔥🔥

  • @soupcangaming662
    @soupcangaming662 6 месяцев назад +4

    There is always one similarity between washing machines and 30mm rotary cannons; they both spin to remove filth.

  • @funsizedbeans
    @funsizedbeans 13 дней назад +1

    in every contract for a military budget in exchange for making destructive weapons, i just imagine the top of the page it has that quote on the gates of hell in dante’s inferno but it says
    “abandon all morals, ye who enter here”

  • @redactedredacted4505
    @redactedredacted4505 6 месяцев назад +9

    Alright I vote we rename the department of defense to the department of offensive defense, aka DoOD, would you wanna mess around with the United States DoOD?

    • @ChiefCrewin
      @ChiefCrewin Месяц назад

      Fun Fact: Prior to 1947 the DOD was called the Department of War.

  • @wallystenson9899
    @wallystenson9899 4 месяца назад +1

    This song fits way too well. Espicially with the bass line that sounds like boots marching and the cadenced call and response

  • @bobert3417
    @bobert3417 8 месяцев назад +59

    As a Pole, I aprove this message 🇵🇱🤝🇺🇸

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 7 месяцев назад +16

    I used to buy all the anti-MIC propaganda until a couple years ago. Now with all the dictators of a new Axis trying to invade everyone, I'm damn glad these engineers and manufacturers are on our side. I prefer Casio calculators and Toyota vehicles, but to quickly subtract turrets from vatnik tanks, I want Texas Instruments and Chrysler.

    • @bubbedebub
      @bubbedebub 5 месяцев назад +2

      Hell yeah brother
      Unfortunately where I am (Italy) people always buy into a Chamberlain-like "peace at all costs" instead of "if you want peace prepare for war", but hopefully everything works out in the atlantic block in the end

  • @ACoarseGuy
    @ACoarseGuy 8 месяцев назад +20

    1:00 Funny how you chose iRobot's background to be a bird.
    Well, it makes sense, after all birds aren't real.

  • @Mr_guy006
    @Mr_guy006 5 месяцев назад +3

    “I’d never build weapons for the military….Right?”

  • @whyareyouhappy818
    @whyareyouhappy818 5 месяцев назад +10

    There are two different sides of a Boeing engineer.
    Building planes that get people to other countries
    Building planes that bomb those countries

    • @word6344
      @word6344 4 месяца назад +2

      And one side is notably more competent than the other

    • @blam320
      @blam320 21 день назад +2

      @@word6344 Nah, EVERY side is equally incompetent. My source: having to personally work with their Satellite division.

    • @word6344
      @word6344 21 день назад +1

      @@blam320 this is the best way to stand corrected, eesh

  • @pandagamer-hg5be
    @pandagamer-hg5be 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Don't blame me, you can blame my friends on the other side!" has a whole new meaning in this

  • @rider4440
    @rider4440 9 месяцев назад +16

    What a good song to use for an amazing video! L3 finally also got a reference lol

  • @gs8259
    @gs8259 8 месяцев назад +2

    While the military was fun, I used it as an open door to get into the PMC world in 2007.
    Like I always say, "There is no bad news, only future paychecks."

  • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
    @Blitzkrieg_Wolf 6 месяцев назад +3

    Say what you want... the Military Industrial Complex has got some pretty big accolades when it comes to versatility in different industries & fields of technology.
    GE makes great machines that remove stains... and bodies from the face of the earth.

  • @prussianbirdproductions56
    @prussianbirdproductions56 5 месяцев назад +4

    The dod : come on boy won't you shake a poor sinners hand:
    random tech company: yeah sure
    The dod: yes...

  • @Mehtaru
    @Mehtaru 5 месяцев назад +6

    This video is having the exact opposite effect intended on me tbh, anyway thank you algorithm

    • @word6344
      @word6344 4 месяца назад +1

      What effect do you think it's supposed to have on you?

    • @ChiefCrewin
      @ChiefCrewin Месяц назад +1

      @@word6344 "weapon contractors bad"

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis 8 месяцев назад +6

    Whirlpool
    One spinning thing cleans your clothing.
    The other spinning thing deletes people.

  • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
    @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 5 месяцев назад +10

    God bless the Military Industrial Complex

  • @americankid7782
    @americankid7782 3 месяца назад +2

    I love working for a company that sells custom tools.
    “Where are these ones going”
    “Oh, these ones are going to a local company that makes large Art Displays for buildings.”
    “What about these ones?”
    “Lockheed”
    “Oh”

  • @Horseworldarcoffical
    @Horseworldarcoffical Месяц назад +11

    Are you READY. 0:19

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd 8 месяцев назад +2

    Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.

    • @Oropher420
      @Oropher420 7 месяцев назад +1

      "I thought that was Rule 35?"

    • @kyliehenderson1417
      @kyliehenderson1417 5 месяцев назад

      I thought rule 34 was: sex sells

  • @dom1373
    @dom1373 8 месяцев назад +5

    Rather have a big military and be safe than get invaded

  • @amyhoj9321
    @amyhoj9321 7 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that there’s no available modern footage of groups of tanks moving or jets preparing for a raid is a good sign. It means there are no major wars going on, at least not for the major world powers

  • @kallen8757
    @kallen8757 8 месяцев назад +6

    Unpopular opinion: I’m okay with the military industrial complex. The medical industrial complex however, is destroying our country.

  • @ScienceRules118
    @ScienceRules118 8 месяцев назад +6

    Yeah, imagine my reaction when I saw my Mom's vendor event money box was made by Honeywell after already knowing that Honeywell made gas turbines.

    • @word6344
      @word6344 4 месяца назад

      What kind of event was it? Would be absolutely hilarious if it was some humanitarian fundraiser.

    • @ScienceRules118
      @ScienceRules118 4 месяца назад

      @@word6344 just a Christmas/New Year thing, IIRC.

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 7 месяцев назад +3

    When Captain Foley tries To Motivate Ramirez through song...

  • @Riley-ub2tf
    @Riley-ub2tf 2 дня назад

    “One makes on spin the clean something, the other spins to turn people into red mist.”
    -TheRussianBadger

  • @cylon8827
    @cylon8827 8 месяцев назад +19

    This video is going to go viral in like 3 years from now and I'm looking forward to it.

    • @StephenMckeighen
      @StephenMckeighen 8 месяцев назад +6

      I think your calculations were a bit off there, slick

    • @word6344
      @word6344 4 месяца назад

      ​They didn't have a TI-84 on hand, clearly

  • @dingusbingus7463
    @dingusbingus7463 6 месяцев назад +2

    Fun fact, the cpu used in the 80's TI-99 (Texas instruments)computers were 16 bits they manufactured for the government/military and having lots in surplus as no private companies would buy them, they said fuck it everyone else is using 8 bit processors well use these 16 bit ones and take over the market! Unfortunately the structure of the hardware made it difficult for companies to code for, and family based consumers didn't really understand or care about the bit rate

  • @andrewcarlson3486
    @andrewcarlson3486 7 месяцев назад +9

    You basically shook hands with the horseman of war

  • @raptormaverick4774
    @raptormaverick4774 5 месяцев назад +1

    “I’m always here to help those in high school and college”
    _”What else do you do outside of helping students?”_
    _One trip to the nearest air force base later_

  • @blackjack5908
    @blackjack5908 8 месяцев назад +12

    GOD I LOVE THE DEFENSE INDUSTRY

    • @JackdotC
      @JackdotC 5 месяцев назад +1

      Honestly at this point I feel like you could sue them to force the name to change to the offence industry. Like, when did America last enter a defensive war they didn't start first?

    • @chandelier6811
      @chandelier6811 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@JackdotCAfghanistan

  • @camerapasteurize7215
    @camerapasteurize7215 9 дней назад +2

    Let's be real: all the fancy tech we enjoy in our day-to-day lives?
    All of it is built off of decades of DoD R&D and contracts and hundreds of billions of dollars.

  • @coilsfrom
    @coilsfrom 7 месяцев назад +4

    Welcome to Mitsubishi! We make washing machines, escalators, cars, air conditioning units, farming equipment, and an imported version of the General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon.
    We also used to make kamikaze aircraft.

  • @Itsgone99
    @Itsgone99 5 месяцев назад +7

    Are you threatening me with a good time again?

  • @Ironwolf-pm7zs
    @Ironwolf-pm7zs 6 месяцев назад +3

    *Glances over shoulder at Honeywell fan on my shelf*

  • @createstadler
    @createstadler 2 месяца назад +1

    Hey Texas Instruments, could I buy a graphing calculator?
    - Of course!
    Thanks! Now do you perhaps know where I could aquire a modern multifunction low probability of intercept radar for my 5th generation fighter?
    - You're not gonna believe this...

  • @rangernomad4564
    @rangernomad4564 5 месяцев назад +2

    I didn't know I needed this video, but now it's my favorite

  • @kicksledkid
    @kicksledkid 22 дня назад

    Harris pulled out of the entire broadcast and IP business to focus on defense
    Looking for spares has turned into "is this a missile or a monitor"

  • @m1dos391
    @m1dos391 8 месяцев назад +3

    Irobot started as a defense contractor. They originally just made equipment for the military

  • @samanthashafer1742
    @samanthashafer1742 6 месяцев назад +2

    You don't know how prevalent TI is until you've taken compsci classes. They make IC chips, guidance systems and space grade instruments. So don't take that TI-84 for granted 😉

  • @theduke9292
    @theduke9292 8 месяцев назад +5

    Putin: we’re withdrawing from the test band treaty! Whadda ya say ya that American!
    US Military Industrial Complex: 0:17
    Putin: oh no

    • @lostline01
      @lostline01 8 месяцев назад

      Useless because of the weapons of mass destruction. And don't want to make you sad, but Russia can produce weapons with same characteristic (or almmost the same) two times cheaper.

    • @theduke9292
      @theduke9292 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@lostline01I don’t know Ukraine is outmatched in almost every capacity by several margins by Russia with the only advantage being western equipment and that has been enough to stop the Russian advance dead despite their insufficient resources

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 6 дней назад

      ​@@lostline01Which is why they're wheeling out weapons from the 1940s for combat use now...

  • @reverseshotgun721
    @reverseshotgun721 5 месяцев назад +1

    If it's big and makes money, it's a defense contractor.

  • @phantomfire57
    @phantomfire57 9 месяцев назад +36

    The United states industrial power is something that scares me

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic 8 месяцев назад +9

      > Lowest literacy rate of all three superpowers, no state healthcare, paid education
      > Forgot how to build ship hulls, uses Russian rockets, buys essential military components from China while Russia once provided bulk of civilian 5.56mm
      Would hate to see them weakened at this point, lmao.

    • @phantomfire57
      @phantomfire57 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@Cotac_Rastic don't wake up the sleeping giant

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@phantomfire57 Giant Biden nation is always a terrifying prospect.

    • @RAAM855
      @RAAM855 8 месяцев назад +7

      It's not just the U.S dude. All major powers have the same relationship with their domestic manufacturers. Russia,Germany,China, Japan, Britain...

    • @phantomfire57
      @phantomfire57 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@RAAM855 not saying the contrary???
      Like Yoo you telling me every developed nation has an industry??? No way dude hoooow.
      I was more saying as a meme about how the US absolutely kicked ass industrial wise during WW2. And how is still somewhat afloat and developing in these uncertain times, while also being one of the major exporters of goods and having a huge influence overall. This should not be something to underestimate.