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  • @LawByMike
    @LawByMike  8 месяцев назад +7197

    *I just uploaded a new long form video! Check it out by clicking the link above this video's title, and let me know what you think* 😀

    • @jakubchloe
      @jakubchloe 8 месяцев назад +8

      8 seconds?

    • @RihannaZaitov
      @RihannaZaitov 8 месяцев назад +6

      Can I walk in your neighborhood if you are a kid ( 11 )and have old are you have to be to walk along🙏🙏 please answer 🙏

    • @jeadadrianverzosa9042
      @jeadadrianverzosa9042 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'll do 1 pushup for every like

    • @YMBgames-st4kv
      @YMBgames-st4kv 8 месяцев назад +1

      I loved it😍

    • @Tiktok-Manco
      @Tiktok-Manco 8 месяцев назад

      Is this a joke?

  • @marxd3529
    @marxd3529 8 месяцев назад +25810

    My lawyer watching me talk a speeding ticket to the death penalty:

    • @02AyaanBaba-1
      @02AyaanBaba-1 6 месяцев назад +375

      HOW!!! *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

    • @prim16
      @prim16 5 месяцев назад +92

      LOL

    • @adamnewman-4245
      @adamnewman-4245 4 месяца назад +71

      ​@@02AyaanBaba-1thank you Uncle Roger.

    • @adamnewman-4245
      @adamnewman-4245 4 месяца назад +49

      Then the judge calls you a bad person like in office space.

    • @adamnewman-4245
      @adamnewman-4245 4 месяца назад +10

      @@02AyaanBaba-1 just be certain to use plenty of msg.

  • @HughJass_MarioFan69
    @HughJass_MarioFan69 8 месяцев назад +48563

    Mike is the type of guy to take the phrase, "Learning is fun" and turn it into reality.

    • @xToTaLBoReDoMx
      @xToTaLBoReDoMx 8 месяцев назад +216

      Hey good for him, actually applying what he learned in school

    • @skullzs1983
      @skullzs1983 8 месяцев назад +80

      ​@@xToTaLBoReDoMxyessir, having fun while learning is the best way to learn

    • @user-bo3mp8un6c
      @user-bo3mp8un6c 8 месяцев назад +53

      Obviously. He is intelligent and hardworking, all intelligent people enjoy learning.

    • @TopicalEssay
      @TopicalEssay 8 месяцев назад +16

      It's just Saul Goodman irl

    • @abangry
      @abangry 8 месяцев назад +3

      What does calibrate the radar gun

  • @noahvanderwyst1232
    @noahvanderwyst1232 8 месяцев назад +32081

    Note: The calibration method is unlikely to work in court if you are going 113 in a 35

    • @andrewbell7996
      @andrewbell7996 8 месяцев назад +2910

      Actually from a legal standpoint… It will. Radars have to be calibrated BY LAW (depending on the state). If the radar wasn’t calibrated and was used to record your speed, that makes the evidence of your recorded speed inadmissible in court no matter what your speed was. Granted, they could probably still get you for reckless driving if they got you on video… But the speeding citation has to be dismissed again by law.

    • @Holykraut
      @Holykraut 8 месяцев назад +951

      ​@@andrewbell7996 Cops have multiple ways to determine your speed and believe it "I could see that he was going WAY too fast, easily double the speedlimit." Is enough for a judge. Not to mention that's not a speeding ticket, that's a misdemeanor in most states.

    • @andrewbell7996
      @andrewbell7996 8 месяцев назад +333

      @@Holykraut like I said, it all depends on the state. Most states do not allow an officers word alone when it comes to speeding. How do I know this? Because I’ve used this method in court to get out of a speeding ticket. I got copies of the calibration reports and proved in traffic court the radar was not up to date in calibration and the judge dismissed my citation. The cop that pulled me over tried explaining to the judge that he “observed” me going way above the speed limit, but because the radar was not calibrated and they didn’t catch me on video, the judge ruled in my favor.

    • @PaperComa
      @PaperComa 8 месяцев назад +404

      If you’re doing 113 in a 35 (which is a common residential speed limit) you don’t deserve to beat that ticket.

    • @noahvanderwyst1232
      @noahvanderwyst1232 8 месяцев назад +91

      @@PaperComa yeah, hard to argue that one lol

  • @rambonico
    @rambonico Месяц назад +722

    "You were doing 135 in a 15"
    "your honor i plead the free bird solo"

    • @artemis.nnnnnbbbbb
      @artemis.nnnnnbbbbb Месяц назад +8

      what about a 95 in a 35 recorded and uploaded to RUclips

    • @lucakun3455
      @lucakun3455 Месяц назад +7

      your honor, my name is MKBHD and am a huge rich kid so I shouldn't have to face responsibility

    • @XxH3ADcaseXx
      @XxH3ADcaseXx Месяц назад +3

      Very well. Case dismissed. Bailiff, arrest the sheriff and get this man to the airport. He's going to Tahiti.

    • @rambonico
      @rambonico Месяц назад

      @@XxH3ADcaseXx yyyyyyyyipeeeeeee

    • @CtRAlTtAb
      @CtRAlTtAb 6 дней назад

      Boo this guy stinks

  • @Trinics
    @Trinics 8 месяцев назад +10404

    "You were doing 100 in a 30"
    "But was the radar gun calibrated tho?"

    • @diamondflag500
      @diamondflag500 8 месяцев назад +262

      “oh, damn it I knew something was off”

    • @SDZ675
      @SDZ675 8 месяцев назад +146

      Sir, was that 100 in miles or kilometers?

    • @sashasscribbles
      @sashasscribbles 8 месяцев назад +31

      Yeah I dont think this advice was for that type of person haha. They would definitely deserve the ticket :/

    • @mauramanfred2714
      @mauramanfred2714 8 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@SDZ675100 kph is still way above 30 mph

    • @Lord_AB
      @Lord_AB 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@SDZ675 it was in feet per hour sir

  •  8 месяцев назад +3959

    That judge roasted the hell out of him at the end 💀

  • @penguinpro1145
    @penguinpro1145 8 месяцев назад +17986

    "When was the last time you calibrated that radar gun?"
    "2 weeks ago"
    "Well damn, No more questions, your honour"

    • @bat7302
      @bat7302 8 месяцев назад +917

      At least you tried

    • @cadetwright6496
      @cadetwright6496 8 месяцев назад +344

      Gonna need a wright to win that case

    • @AdmiralStoicRum
      @AdmiralStoicRum 8 месяцев назад +821

      I'd ask if they bring proof of the calibration, ask him what the serial number of was of the device, where was it that he pulled me over, how much traffic was there on the road that day? Was I driving any faster than the flow of traffic?

    • @Bulldogg6404
      @Bulldogg6404 8 месяцев назад +996

      "Objection, your honor. The ticket was issued in March, which is clearly more than 2 weeks ago. The DOT requires the radar guns be calibrated regularly because they acknowledge the possibility that they lose accuracy over time. Since you needed to calibrate the gun so soon after the incident, could it be true that the gun's accuracy was in question at the time?"

    • @plagueoperator7438
      @plagueoperator7438 8 месяцев назад

      @@Bulldogg6404Objection your honour, this idiot was going 100 in a school zone.

  • @UdoShan
    @UdoShan 2 месяца назад +4

    Mike makes a good point about the Calibration. My wife got clocked doing 45 in a 35. She challenged the ticket on the grounds that;
    1) her transmission was halfway shot to the point that she COULDN'T drive 45. (a claim backed up by the repair company that ultimate tested and fixed it!) and,
    2) that the calibration report, requested by her PERSONALLY, showed that it hadn't ben calibrated in over FOUR months!
    The judge SCREAMED at the traffic cop, gave an earful to the Prosecutor, and dismissed the ticket outright.

  • @rule1dontgosplat
    @rule1dontgosplat 7 месяцев назад +2551

    Former cop here. You forgot a really good way to beat a speeding ticket: Ask for a jury trial. No cop wants to spend hours in court on a jury trial for a speeding ticket. Jury dockets are often way overburdened as well. There’s a good chance the cop will drop the ticket to get out of the jury trial, or the court will offer you a huge break if you plead out.

    • @SKyrim190
      @SKyrim190 3 месяца назад +68

      How does the law work in the US on that aspect? Can you request a jury trial for anything?

    • @rustyking8783
      @rustyking8783 3 месяца назад +107

      Here in California you can only request a jury trial on misdemeanors and felonies. Not on violations and infractions. But, exhibition of speed is a misdemeanor crime here.

    • @rule1dontgosplat
      @rule1dontgosplat 3 месяца назад +57

      @@SKyrim190 in my state (SC) you can ask for a jury trial on any traffic infraction… even a seat belt ticket.

    • @wompstopm123
      @wompstopm123 3 месяца назад +36

      who the fuck has time to go to court these days? i just pay the damn thing. its like 100$

    • @charlespayton2808
      @charlespayton2808 3 месяца назад +14

      I don't know what state your in, jury trials for a civil traffic infraction is not a thing.

  • @lizzieboredom3775
    @lizzieboredom3775 8 месяцев назад +2977

    Did this many years ago. Told the judge I could only come in on Saturday. Judge waited 5 minutes for the cop, then dismissed the ticket.

    • @Maladringe666
      @Maladringe666 8 месяцев назад +66

      I wonder. If i get ticketed on tuesday, does that mean the cop works tuesdays. Is he allowes at court if he has to be on shift. Is it better to shoot.for an off day

    • @GerardoHernandezF87M2
      @GerardoHernandezF87M2 8 месяцев назад +19

      Sounds like a lie

    • @lizzieboredom3775
      @lizzieboredom3775 8 месяцев назад +69

      @@GerardoHernandezF87M2 Nope. I thought the judge would make us wait longer, but apparently he had better things to do too.

    • @GerardoHernandezF87M2
      @GerardoHernandezF87M2 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@lizzieboredom3775 sure

    • @rgracia611
      @rgracia611 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@Maladringe666When I was a cop o had to go whether on or off duty. Got paid extra of it was an off day.

  • @eddycervantea7882
    @eddycervantea7882 8 месяцев назад +1706

    “Just don’t pay it” aight bet my lawyer

    • @xrayban2
      @xrayban2 7 месяцев назад +12

      yeah and I love how the "opponents" react the way he would like them to react ...

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 7 месяцев назад +13

      I was pulled over by an old cop in a speed trap map dot town and when I called the county they had no record of it. He forgot to do the paperwork. And I live out of state anyway so....

    • @Devsord637
      @Devsord637 5 месяцев назад +2

      But if you don't get the ticket dismissed, you must pay it, or they can fuck up your credit score

    • @Watson-te3ik
      @Watson-te3ik 4 месяца назад

      They actually disappear , it happened to me when I went to go get my license again after it had expired , I owed 2 tickets but only paid one , I saved $500 😊

    • @thegreypath1777
      @thegreypath1777 4 месяца назад +1

      If you don't pay it, then you have to go to Court. Which usually means that you need to take time off work. Most people just pay the fine, and mail it in. Which means that you are pleading Guilty - which can affect your car insurance rates.
      But, if you do have good reasons to fight the ticket, it is usually worth your time.

  • @HFIAPY
    @HFIAPY Месяц назад +1

    don't speed to not get ticket ❌
    take ticket to court ✅

  • @PheoBlitz05
    @PheoBlitz05 8 месяцев назад +473

    An officer clocked me going a bit higher than the speed limit and gave me a ticket as well as the option for safety classes. I paid the fine instead of going to the classes and some time later, I found out my license was suspended because I 'didn't pay the fine'. I had no letter telling me it was suspended, it just was.
    Sometime after I got my license reinstated, the offi cer who pulled me over was suspended for drunk driving.. it was awesome.

    • @ephgm
      @ephgm 8 месяцев назад +35

      I once went to court for a speeding ticket and a seat belt violation, I got out of the speeding ticket but they still left me with the seat belt violation, couldn't get out of it. I paid for the seat belt.
      I got pulled over a few months later because my license was suspended due to not paying the full amount, somebody didn't do their job right and made a clerical error. Luckily, the officer let me go, but my girlfriend had to drive. I've dated alot of women without licenses, so I was lucky that one had her license, otherwise I would have been taken to the station and had the car impounded.
      I also received no notification that my license was suspended.
      Our justice system is horrible.

    • @PheoBlitz05
      @PheoBlitz05 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@ephgm the speeding was definitely my doing.. accidental as it may have been, I should've paid more attention, as such, I felt I couldn't fight it.
      The officer gave me the option of paying the fine and taking the points, or going to the safety courses an not get points on my license. I had previously chosen to take the courses, but I couldn't find the time and kept forgetting to do it. So I paid the fee and went on my way.
      I didn't realize they suspended my license until TWO YEARS LATER when I was trying to get something that required a legitimate id with my current address.. went to change my address on my license and that's how I found out.
      Had to GO BACK to the courthouse to pay a second fee as if I never paid the first one.
      I was lucky to not get pulled over with a suspended license as some states take you to jail for it and tow your car.

    • @KillerSkullX
      @KillerSkullX 8 месяцев назад +1

      Crazy only suspension smh

    • @PheoBlitz05
      @PheoBlitz05 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@KillerSkullX if I remember correctly, it was suspension without pay for about 2 weeks?
      Edit: I'm embarrassed I spelled the word suspension wrong. XD I fixed it.

    • @averageordinaryguy4080
      @averageordinaryguy4080 4 месяца назад

      Does anyone not keep their receipt for paying their fines? It sounds as though there's a lot of drama kings out there.
      Just a side note... if you do get pulled over for breaking the law (yes I'm sure some of you "didn't know" the speed limit) just comply with the officers request and be cordial. Even though you're mad at the officer because you were speeding, chances are you may get a reduced charge or just a warning.

  • @G.H.O.S.T-businesses
    @G.H.O.S.T-businesses 8 месяцев назад +6082

    At number 4. Just keep driving full speed! They won’t catch you

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 8 месяцев назад +45

      lol, yeah they will unless you're CRAZY FAST. LIKE 125 mph or higher.

    • @JobiWan144
      @JobiWan144 8 месяцев назад +110

      ​@@ericolens3 My friend is a cop in a major city, and he said they won't chase faster than 70 mph. (It might have been higher, but it was definitely under 100 mph.) Most cars these days have a top speed faster than that, so depending on the police department's policy, you may get away in the moment more easily than you think. You'll have to stop eventually though
      Edit: Just to be clear, I am not recommending this course of action!

    • @historyman9436
      @historyman9436 8 месяцев назад +53

      @@JobiWan144 Also ontop of that its usually safer to just let you go instead of starting a massive chase that could endanger multiple lives over a speeding ticket

    • @G.H.O.S.T-businesses
      @G.H.O.S.T-businesses 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@ericolens3 that’s why fast cars are better

    • @ALjedani-
      @ALjedani- 8 месяцев назад +7

      In my country the ticket drop on you with a video or just your plate number

  • @Willsasigma
    @Willsasigma Месяц назад +17

    Fun fact: officers are not allowed to calibrate their own radar guns. They have to have them calibrated by a certified technician.
    Learned this from junior police academy (I'm just 14 lol)

  • @revolution545
    @revolution545 6 месяцев назад +52

    I love the irony of a cop being fully dressed in bed with his sunglasses, fully prepared to go whenever, but forgetting he had a court date on thursday

  • @GlimmerOG
    @GlimmerOG 7 месяцев назад +765

    One problem with the system is that if you fail to appear, you will be found guilty, charged with failure to appear, have your license suspended, and have a bench warrant put out for your arrest. If the cop fails to appear, he will be granted a continuance. At least that's what happened to me. I had to keep coming back, and the cop kept being granted a continuance. The judge, prosecutor, and cop are all on the same team.

    • @jacksmith-vs4ct
      @jacksmith-vs4ct 4 месяца назад +47

      thats rare usually the judge doesn't want to waste his time doing it again so will just let you off

    • @dav356
      @dav356 4 месяца назад +16

      Lmfao obviously because you're the guilty party and the cop is doing his job right

    • @therdubya
      @therdubya 4 месяца назад +24

      It's a biiiiiggggg club. And you ain't in it.

    • @wadewilson8011
      @wadewilson8011 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@jacksmith-vs4ctdo go off of what you know and not what you assume. Just don't make up uneducated wishes.

    • @Watson-te3ik
      @Watson-te3ik 4 месяца назад

      One of my tickets disappeared but this was after 2 years

  • @Holykraut
    @Holykraut 8 месяцев назад +1651

    It's been a few years but I hired a lawyer for $75 about 2 hours before court IN the courthouse. Talked to him for 30 minutes, he took some notes, represented me in the courtroom and had that ticket dismessed in 5 minutes. About 4 times cheaper than paying the ticket.

    • @Justin-fl1nv
      @Justin-fl1nv 8 месяцев назад +108

      I've done that twice didn't even have to go to court just gave the lawyer my ticket and few weeks later got a letter it was pled down to a non moving violation. No points on license.

    • @Grant849
      @Grant849 8 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@Justin-fl1nvtbf, if you have a clean record you can get it reduced yourself. Dismissal is a whole other thing

    • @Justin-fl1nv
      @Justin-fl1nv 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@Grant849 yeah just go to traffic school in most states.

    • @Nayr747
      @Nayr747 8 месяцев назад +5

      That's not normal. Most lawyers will cost way more than a ticket.

    • @Justin-fl1nv
      @Justin-fl1nv 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@Nayr747 it's not the cost of the ticket it's having the ticket on your record and I'm not talking about a real lawyer but a traffic lawyer that only does traffic tickets they used to be pretty reasonable.

  • @cupcakegaming2813
    @cupcakegaming2813 10 дней назад +1

    Instructions unclear I am not in prison and diddy is touching me

  • @ErickRobles-ik1ph
    @ErickRobles-ik1ph 6 месяцев назад +294

    Mike is the much better version of 5 minute crafts just with laws

    • @madM1469
      @madM1469 3 месяца назад +1

      Everyone i know hires a lawyer and just does "improper equipment" as a first offense 😂 most Americans speed. It happens. Brakes weaken over time.

    • @jotarokujo3603
      @jotarokujo3603 3 месяца назад

      How in tf does that ever work? Unless you're going downhill, you don't even need your brakes to stay under the speed limit.
      If your brakes are so bad that you can't stay under the limit, then good luck stopping at that bottom of that hill.
      The only way this ever works is if the court and prosecutor cbf with the case.

  • @robillingworth8503
    @robillingworth8503 4 месяца назад +1147

    In the 90s my dad was pulled over by a Los Angeles County sheriff. Dad was respectful but the cop was in a rage. Next day Dad spoke to the Watch Commander at the station. "I'm not contesting the ticket, but there's no excuse for that officer's attitude; it's no wonder I hear of people calling them 'pigs'".
    The watch commander apologized for his officer's behavior, and on the traffic court date the cop wasn't there & Dad's ticket was dismissed. Turns out the watch commander told his cop to let it go. 😊

    • @76marji
      @76marji 2 месяца назад +14

      your dad was 👍🏼 nice.

    • @TailsDollOS
      @TailsDollOS 2 месяца назад +14

      W dad, but Chief commander is also W for being chill

    • @JohnKJV3-16
      @JohnKJV3-16 Месяц назад +1

      I'll take things that never happened, for a thousand, Alex. 😂

    • @grassdungeon8433
      @grassdungeon8433 Месяц назад +4

      @@JohnKJV3-16literally what’s the purpose of creating such a specific story. Like it’s not even crazy exciting it’s just kind of cool. Why do you have such a weird pessimistic attitude…

    • @JohnKJV3-16
      @JohnKJV3-16 Месяц назад +1

      @grassdungeon8433 It's fact. Don't argue with the police, and you'll still have to pay the ticket. That's not pessimistic. That's fact. Better yet, don't break the law in the first place.

  • @MyStolenAimbot
    @MyStolenAimbot 8 месяцев назад +114

    That tip of rescheduling your court date is genius

    • @johnnelson8714
      @johnnelson8714 6 месяцев назад +11

      Except in Washington State where the cops are no longer required to show up. Reason, I was told because the cop had already testified by what was written on the ticket.😕 So much for being able to face your accuser.

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz 6 месяцев назад +3

      I like that 2 of the 3 just work on the assumption that the cops are too lazy to do their job.

    • @LezChap
      @LezChap 6 месяцев назад +3

      In Florida, the statutes state that you must have your hearing within 6 months. IF the court reschedules (or the cop) and it goes past 6 months, it automatically gets discharged. However, IF YOU, at any point, request a new date...the 6 month time limit stops applying and you can't get it thrown out due to a lack of a speedy trial even if it takes years.
      Yeah, I had a ticket that was resolved (in my favor) 1 week from being thrown out because of multiple rescheduling dates from the court/states' request/requirements.

  • @LamalaI
    @LamalaI Месяц назад +1

    The alarm got me ptsd 😢

  • @ColdPalmer-pl
    @ColdPalmer-pl 8 месяцев назад +318

    Next video: Top 3 ways to evade taxes 💀

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 месяцев назад +6

      Just don't pay bro😂 claim exempt on your W2

    • @brandondirocco9816
      @brandondirocco9816 7 месяцев назад

      I mean, if your ok with dying in a firefight with the government you dont have to pay them

    • @christian_and_not_gay
      @christian_and_not_gay 29 дней назад

      Yeah that would be great

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 6 месяцев назад +83

    "Sir you ran over 3 children"
    "Okay but what about that radar gun tho"

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni2295 8 месяцев назад +604

    I love the story of the physicist who got a speeding ticket and then went into court with a full scientific paper about how it was impossible the cop actually saw him speeding.

    • @coolseeker
      @coolseeker 8 месяцев назад +21

      ...and lost the case.

    • @kaboomwinn4026
      @kaboomwinn4026 8 месяцев назад +69

      and won the case with the power of science. Learning in school is beneficial in case something like this happens to you.

    • @michaelweston2285
      @michaelweston2285 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@kaboomwinn4026 learning in school provides other benefits as well.

    • @johnlacey3857
      @johnlacey3857 8 месяцев назад +5

      But probably the judge sided with the cop anyway.

    • @skidaddleskidoodle
      @skidaddleskidoodle 8 месяцев назад

      @@johnlacey3857 It's so easy to google, he won and didn't have to pay the $400 ticket

  • @Rongist-ln8ny
    @Rongist-ln8ny 18 дней назад +1

    Geez man, get your shit together is wild💀💀💀

  • @kmorris180
    @kmorris180 4 месяца назад +39

    Also remember that federal guidelines for the speedometer is 4%. That means that in some states like Texas, where the speed limit can be 85 mph, you have almost 4 mph grace.

  • @D4v1d-Romainiantexs
    @D4v1d-Romainiantexs 8 месяцев назад +9423

    Evade taxes:❎️
    Evade speeding ticket:✅️
    Edit:STOP blowing up my notifications😭😭
    Edit:OK please stop liking💀💀💀
    STOPPPO😭😭😭

    • @Youthere_canyouhelpme
      @Youthere_canyouhelpme 8 месяцев назад +42

      Takes or Taxes?

    • @7DQuillion
      @7DQuillion 8 месяцев назад +31

      No it's takxes

    • @poytatoed
      @poytatoed 8 месяцев назад +14

      Mmm takxes

    • @Sponge973
      @Sponge973 8 месяцев назад +12

      Takxes needs to be in the dictionary. Idk why people don't know it 🙄

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat 8 месяцев назад +9

      Irs:evade what now

  • @jetstreamdefalpha5411
    @jetstreamdefalpha5411 8 месяцев назад +227

    I once pleaded not guilty to a no DL no insurance, expired tags.
    And asked for a trial .
    Three days later i got 'all charges dropped' from court.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 месяцев назад +12

      You must be the usual suspects 😅

    • @sk8punk318
      @sk8punk318 8 месяцев назад +2

      What’s a trail?

    • @jetstreamdefalpha5411
      @jetstreamdefalpha5411 8 месяцев назад +3

      @sk8punk318 sorry mate. Autocorrect. Im not gonna correct myself. You know what i meant to say

    • @johnnybeasley3675
      @johnnybeasley3675 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@jetstreamdefalpha5411 You said you wouldn't, then you did.

    • @jetstreamdefalpha5411
      @jetstreamdefalpha5411 8 месяцев назад

      @@johnnybeasley3675 i lied, my friend

  • @alijafri4290
    @alijafri4290 Месяц назад

    Hats off to your efforts to make a single short like body language transitions everything is perfectly precise

  • @cadeee406
    @cadeee406 8 месяцев назад +95

    Radar guns are often calibrated per shift before use, so be careful with that one

    • @josephhughes1319
      @josephhughes1319 8 месяцев назад +12

      a 3rd party company has to calibrate it and it has to be certified

    • @sadcoyote89
      @sadcoyote89 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@josephhughes1319 who told you that? There's 2 sets of tuning forks with recorded values. pop the radar on at start of shift and strike the forks. If the values are consistent the radar equipment is fine. You might need a third party if the gun's out of calibration completely but day to day use you check it and go.

    • @drumkid74
      @drumkid74 3 месяца назад

      Radars are certified calibrated from the factory and typically do not need to be recalibrated often. What has to be checked EVERYDAY is a verification of the calibration by using tuning forks. These tuning forks are certified by the department of weights and measures yearly.

  • @2102082
    @2102082 4 месяца назад +31

    In Oregon they also have a No Contest option which was explained to me as the middle ground. Not admitting guilt, but also not worth the time to fight it and just pay the fine

  • @HermanosLuDi
    @HermanosLuDi 8 месяцев назад +121

    Police: Pay the ticket.
    Mike: No you. *Proceeds to do everything to avoid to pay it.*

    • @aeghohloechu5022
      @aeghohloechu5022 8 месяцев назад +1

      paying a ticket is admission of guilt which means that's just a difficulty tweak you will have to live with for the rest of your life.

    • @LawxCorazon
      @LawxCorazon 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@aeghohloechu5022you do know it’s either pay the ticket or fight it in court bruh

  • @EmeraldPencil46
    @EmeraldPencil46 2 месяца назад +1

    You can fight it, unless it’s a speed or red light camera ticket. Legally you could fight it, but I’m fairly sure the process to is pretty much made to make you give up out of frustration. Also if you were speeding or ran a red, there’s direct proof, though I’ve heard plenty of people get falsely ticketed going one or two over when their speedometer was legitimately at or under the limit, or people stopping on the line, even slightly, before legally turning right on red.

  • @7DQuillion
    @7DQuillion 8 месяцев назад +52

    Dang bro is NOT gonna have to pay the speeding ticket

  • @Sleeolo
    @Sleeolo 8 месяцев назад +28

    The cop is so dedicated to his job he never takes off his uniform even in bed lmao

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 8 месяцев назад +135

    My lawyer literally hit me up through FB messenger to tell me to be at court the next day or else a warrant would be out for me... over expired plates lol.

  • @sebastianmujkic909
    @sebastianmujkic909 3 месяца назад +1

    The IRL Saul Goodman 😂

  • @cngld
    @cngld 8 месяцев назад +46

    can i actually schedule a court date for 7am lmao

    • @MasterJ30
      @MasterJ30 8 месяцев назад +13

      Ain’t nobody waking up 7 in the morning to go to court😂

    • @b.g.9065
      @b.g.9065 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@MasterJ30Tbh I would do it out of spite

    • @AzuRat049
      @AzuRat049 8 месяцев назад +9

      I'm waking at 5 AM if have to save a 1$

    • @markstoltzfus4984
      @markstoltzfus4984 8 месяцев назад +1

      Would it work to say I have to much to do during the day and the only time its going to work is 3 am or 10pm

    • @MasterJ30
      @MasterJ30 8 месяцев назад

      Your prob going have to go in specfics on that

  • @FilippKorshun
    @FilippKorshun 8 месяцев назад +14

    Instructions unclear, he came to court and had calibrated his radar gun.

  • @petesure5966
    @petesure5966 7 месяцев назад +23

    The cop slepping with his full uniform really did it for me😂😂

  • @LukasSvalys
    @LukasSvalys Месяц назад +1

    "Geez man get ur s#$t together" 😂😂

  • @VersionVR
    @VersionVR 6 месяцев назад +12

    "Geez man get your sh💩t together"
    Was 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @pepsipep8937
    @pepsipep8937 7 месяцев назад +364

    The #1 way of beating a speeding ticket is....
    DON'T SPEED!

    • @jacksmith-vs4ct
      @jacksmith-vs4ct 4 месяца назад +12

      even if you don't you could still be pulled over for it if the cop wants to so these tips might still come in handy

    • @CrossrWhite
      @CrossrWhite 3 месяца назад +10

      Yeah, seriously. I can understand wasting the cop's time if he pulls you over for going over five MPH, but some people who speed really don't deserve their license.

    • @leptoon
      @leptoon 3 месяца назад +3

      @@jacksmith-vs4ct In most places, you can't be charged for speeding if the cop doesn't record your speed on some kind of moving or stationary radar. They also need reasonable cause to conduct a traffic stop. So they can't just pull you over because they want to.

    • @fsociety6983
      @fsociety6983 3 месяца назад +1

      @@jacksmith-vs4ct Not really though. It's a very very easy case to win if you weren't speeding.

    • @Timbo360
      @Timbo360 3 месяца назад

      Unless you have an out of state license, then cops will hunt for you.

  • @juliav.mcclelland2415
    @juliav.mcclelland2415 8 месяцев назад +308

    When I was pulled over for running stop sign ON MY BIKE, I had to pay it in order to enter a not guilty plea. Went to traffic court without ever using a car, acquitted, got most of the monry back minus some fees. At least the judge's reaction when I asked "Does the record reflect I was on a bike?" was hilarious.

    • @AdmiralStoicRum
      @AdmiralStoicRum 8 месяцев назад +28

      With my favorite part is that that stuff gets put onto your driving record, when it wasn't to do with anything driving.

    • @beardiemom
      @beardiemom 8 месяцев назад +23

      Well, be glad that happened in the US; in Germany, you'd still be on the hook for running the stop signs, since they are valid for all vehicles on the road.

    • @juliav.mcclelland2415
      @juliav.mcclelland2415 8 месяцев назад +19

      Here, too. Problem in this case was I STOPPED!!!

    • @ezekielanderson9055
      @ezekielanderson9055 8 месяцев назад +27

      Bikes still have to follow all traffic laws. Idk where you got the idea that bikes have some kind of special privileges.

    • @juliav.mcclelland2415
      @juliav.mcclelland2415 8 месяцев назад +11

      I contested the ticket because I STOPPED!

  • @AndrewV-m1s
    @AndrewV-m1s 13 дней назад +1

    I've noticed you've said in your videos that signing tickets isn't and is an admission of guilt. What is it?

  • @malikguzman9132
    @malikguzman9132 8 месяцев назад +49

    You forgot number 4: just don't speed.

    • @joshuawilcox1322
      @joshuawilcox1322 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'm not doing that.

    • @ellisdee5304
      @ellisdee5304 8 месяцев назад +6

      Well, then cops should follow the law too.
      They shouldn't speed, disturb the peace (loud sirens, flashing lights), no tint, and don't use electronics while driving.

    • @malikguzman9132
      @malikguzman9132 8 месяцев назад

      @ellisdee5304 you're absolutely right. Corruption is everywhere, unfortunately.

    • @squalester
      @squalester 8 месяцев назад

      I got ticketed for "10 under, over the speed limit" like i was doing 50 in a 45. they can suck my whole ass.

    • @AverageHollowKnightPlayer
      @AverageHollowKnightPlayer 7 месяцев назад

      @@malikguzman9132 i feel like that is literally the mildest example of corruption you can get.

  • @bleu2537
    @bleu2537 8 месяцев назад +696

    This comment got alot of likes. For no absolute reason

    • @emosongsandreadalongs
      @emosongsandreadalongs 8 месяцев назад +5

      What did this reply originally say? Who knows?

    • @emilegordon2988
      @emilegordon2988 8 месяцев назад +3

      "You merely wear the uniform I was born in."

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 8 месяцев назад +1

      *I can deduce from the replies what your comment was, nice try Mr. Gen-Z*

    • @bleu2537
      @bleu2537 8 месяцев назад

      @@HANKSANDY69420 Then what was it?

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 8 месяцев назад

      @@bleu2537 That the _really_ active-duty cop sleeps in his uniform

  • @Exoticthe1diot
    @Exoticthe1diot 7 месяцев назад +4

    “Just don’t pay it” WE’RE BREAKING LAWS WITH THIS ONE

  • @miketrains4309
    @miketrains4309 3 месяца назад +1

    In some towns instead of giving you a speeding ticket like they should they give you a parking ticket if you plead guiltyacting like they’re doing you a favor (my father said they do this because it gives them money and a speeding ticket gives money to the state or something). But they give this condition, if you challenge them in court and plead not guilty they will make it a speeding ticket. What do you think about this?

  • @ReciPici
    @ReciPici 8 месяцев назад +247

    Cop: you have to pay👮‍♂️
    Mike: No you don’t 🗿

  • @chicken
    @chicken 8 месяцев назад +8

    I've never found traffic court to be boring, it's always an interesting experience.

  • @imaginaryobserver
    @imaginaryobserver 8 месяцев назад +55

    At least 95% of the time, their main defense is "I couldn't have been going 90 because I keep my cruise control at 85".
    Sir, the limit is 70, and the fine is the same for both.😅

    • @jakehaskins5363
      @jakehaskins5363 8 месяцев назад +1

      Depends on where you live. Not sure if it's my entire state or just my county, but where I live, speeding ticket prices are proportional to how much over the limit you were going. So going 85 in a 50mph zone is less of a charge than going 100 in a 55 or 60

    • @imaginaryobserver
      @imaginaryobserver 8 месяцев назад

      @@jakehaskins5363 That is a fair and excellent point.
      I suppose I should say, 90/70 is the same fine as 85/70.

    • @aephos.overwatch
      @aephos.overwatch 8 месяцев назад

      My speeding ticket got sent to Tesla because the car was driving at the time. Tesla gave me a hard time getting the evidence from the car though, I wonder why.

  • @7ossamxDYT
    @7ossamxDYT 19 дней назад +1

    *HE CAN SWEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!*

  • @TheInvshika
    @TheInvshika 8 месяцев назад +10

    1. Hire a lawyer to get it reduced

  • @samwood8452
    @samwood8452 8 месяцев назад +39

    I think Mike is becoming less unhinged

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 8 месяцев назад +4

      Sanity appears insane in an unhinged world.
      Mike is doing God's work.

    • @deantodd8103
      @deantodd8103 8 месяцев назад +4

      That's what he wants you to think! 😂

  • @thewiseone2717
    @thewiseone2717 8 месяцев назад +17

    I'll use this advice next time I'm going 80 in a 45, thanks!

    • @chrisinacio
      @chrisinacio 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, let's all evade speeding tickets instead of doing the speed limit.

  • @KICKEDSEEKER
    @KICKEDSEEKER Месяц назад

    “Oh no it’s you?!” The cop already knew what was bouta happen bro 💀🙏🏻😭

  • @Baubles117
    @Baubles117 6 месяцев назад +8

    I changed the date on my first speeding ticket and the deputy didn’t show up! Learned my lesson

  • @adam37886
    @adam37886 8 месяцев назад +28

    When I was in law enforcement, they would only set the date on the deputy's assigned day of the month and only with the judge the deputy was assigned to. If you couldn't come this month, you would be rescheduled to my next court date the following month.
    Our radars were certified yearly, but tested before and after each shift it was used on.

    • @hedaron3787
      @hedaron3787 8 месяцев назад +3

      They're just going to say it was calibrated in the timeframe and produce a document to back it up.

    • @CplDon63
      @CplDon63 8 месяцев назад +7

      Exactly right. Calibration annually, confirm calibration before each shift, recommended after each traffic stop. Where I worked, Radar and Lidar can only collaborate officers observation.

    • @aephos.overwatch
      @aephos.overwatch 8 месяцев назад

      So I have a question then if the timeslots are that limited, is there a limit to recheduling the court date? Could I just infinitely reschedule and years go by?
      If the answer is yes/no for the first and second question respectively, what is stopping me from scheduling legitimate and important corroberative appointments (ex. doctors) for each new court date?

    • @aephos.overwatch
      @aephos.overwatch 8 месяцев назад

      @@CplDon63 I though a 3rd party certifier had to do calibrations, how were they done before each shift? and after a stop

    • @adam37886
      @adam37886 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@aephos-overwatch so you can request a change to the next month. Nothing requires the judge to grant a new court date. It is a judicial order, requiring you to be present, unless you satisfied the citation prior to your court date. You can't tell a judge no. Well, I guess you can, but they immediately issue warrants where I live. If they call your name and you're not there it's a warrant issued on the spot. If you walk in a little late and you were already called, you would have to explain why you weren't there.
      In my area, they would allow for one, maybe two, reschedule request. After that, it's the date and you show up or go to jail.

  • @RazorSharpRust
    @RazorSharpRust 8 месяцев назад +55

    "Mam you were caught breaking the 80mph limit in your fiat panda"
    "Nice try officer"

  • @michaeljones4478
    @michaeljones4478 3 месяца назад

    Thursday at "7:00 a.m."... hell the judge can't be found before 9:00 😅🤣😂

  • @MELØN-v8n
    @MELØN-v8n 7 месяцев назад +4

    "dont pay the ticket" 2 minutes later "sir ur being detained"😂 keep up the work mike I love the shorts

  • @Noname304y2u2
    @Noname304y2u2 3 месяца назад +25

    Paying is a admission of guilt is a pretty slimy tactic.

    • @anhnhvn
      @anhnhvn 2 дня назад +1

      Don't pay if you're planning to fight and are somewhat certain you can win.

  • @prakharsharma6661
    @prakharsharma6661 8 месяцев назад +10

    "Number 4, whip out an A-10 warty :)"

    • @jacksmith-vs4ct
      @jacksmith-vs4ct 4 месяца назад

      why so you can team kill your friends? those things are shit at hitting a target XD

  • @kiros13
    @kiros13 Месяц назад +1

    Out of all the speeding tickets I received in my life. There was one time I forgot about one and it went into warrant status. I got pulled over for speeding again and got taken into jail for five hours and had to promise a judge that I would pay it.

  • @peavuh
    @peavuh 8 месяцев назад +4

    imagine getting a speeding ticket without even moving

  • @BogWarThunder
    @BogWarThunder 8 месяцев назад +115

    Top way to evade a speeding ticket: Dont speed

    • @Alex-qy8ur
      @Alex-qy8ur 8 месяцев назад +15

      That’s no fun

    • @bomboclaat-man
      @bomboclaat-man 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Alex-qy8urArrive alive. That's all imma say to you my boy

    • @willmurphy4113
      @willmurphy4113 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Alex-qy8ur don't worry your get a ticket for Impeding traffic instead

    • @AdmiralStoicRum
      @AdmiralStoicRum 8 месяцев назад +6

      A lot of people mistake the speeding for something being along the lines of driving like a bat out of hell, When it's in reality oh I'm doing 5 mph over or 10 over going just a little bit faster than traffic.

    • @andrewbell7996
      @andrewbell7996 8 месяцев назад +11

      Fun fact… I was pulled over a few years back and the cop stated he “clocked” me going 83 in 65. I had my cruise control set to exactly 65 and I even had a dash cam that records and displays my speed. I told the officer that and he didn’t care. He issued me a speeding citation anyway. I went to court to fight it and presented the evidence I had and the citation was dismissed. So the overall concept of “dOn’T SpeEd 🥴” is load of horse 💩! There’s A LOT of corrupt cops out there that love to power trip and I know it’s hard for bootlickers 🥾👅 like you to understand.

  • @Zomonxi
    @Zomonxi 8 месяцев назад +5

    Brudda really just said "me personally, i wouldnt take that level of disrespect"

  • @Fries-1
    @Fries-1 Месяц назад +2

    Lesson Learned: Always plan court on Thursday 7am.

  • @patronus5855
    @patronus5855 6 месяцев назад +4

    Dont pay the ticket if you plan to do step two or go to court, simply ignoring the ticket and not paying it or going to court will land you in jail. Option 3 only works in the most backwater of places, even small cities stay on calibrations and daily tests with log books to document it all.

  • @Milan4480
    @Milan4480 8 месяцев назад +31

    My guy is becoming sleazier than Saul Goodman 💀

    • @decaydjk8922
      @decaydjk8922 8 месяцев назад

      ​​@@Noneya409 pigs can do whatever but if you use the system as intended and stand up for your rights it's "sleazy". Americans are so miserably servile

  • @Alpha4822
    @Alpha4822 8 месяцев назад +7

    Biggest thing I learned from this is that its not like real life. 1. situation 1. I didnt pay it and the judge threatened to arrest me for failure to pay it as a court cost. 3. you gotta have a good lawyer that knows radar guns and how they work because the cop knew how to get around the questions and just stated that he calibrated the thing the day before.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 8 месяцев назад +1

      Right😂 they believe the officer always

  • @sumuqh
    @sumuqh 3 месяца назад +1

    The Saul Goodman of the hood be like

  • @greatcoder456
    @greatcoder456 8 месяцев назад +54

    Fourth way: don't speed 😎

    • @mmfe116
      @mmfe116 8 месяцев назад +4

      No.

    • @Loaster
      @Loaster 8 месяцев назад +6

      Going the speed limit is for losers

    • @dwarian5252
      @dwarian5252 8 месяцев назад +6

      Fifth way: Always speed.
      they can't catch you then.

    • @greatcoder456
      @greatcoder456 8 месяцев назад

      Well 🤷🏻‍♂️ I'm just saying

    • @cessnacitation-x
      @cessnacitation-x 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@LoasterComing from the guy with a Roblox pfp. You're about 6.

  • @ayyoitzToko
    @ayyoitzToko 8 месяцев назад +7

    You can get away with this in California.
    Talking from experience.

    • @hamadayakishi8149
      @hamadayakishi8149 8 месяцев назад +1

      How can you get away with this in California? Kinda curious.

  • @Randomix9
    @Randomix9 2 месяца назад +11

    “Jeez man get your sh@# together” 😂😂😂, ain’t no way that a judge said that to a cop 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lmao

  • @PugFaceMillionaire
    @PugFaceMillionaire 3 месяца назад +1

    Yes, court date change works... but to add to that ask the clerk to schedule as far out as possible, then reschedule it and again ask for the furthest date possible. If possible reschedule again.

    • @Aducky9291
      @Aducky9291 2 месяца назад

      Ok so just
      Never go to court

  • @foxlynn
    @foxlynn 4 месяца назад +4

    my way is better, its called dont speed

  • @n0tmarcus
    @n0tmarcus 8 месяцев назад +6

    i love the skits man. this dude woke up in his full police uni💀

  • @bahuthanwin21
    @bahuthanwin21 8 месяцев назад +6

    “Yeah of course I calibrated it if I didn’t calibrate it I’d lose my job and I don’t wanna lose my job!”

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 3 месяца назад +1

    I've heard several speeding ticket stories over the years. I've gotten out of one or two tickets just by being polite, and pulling over before the cop puts on his lights. The advice given here is very good. Thanks.

  • @JMJ.516
    @JMJ.516 5 месяцев назад +9

    Just pay the damn ticket. You know you were speeding like Speedy Gonzalez.

  • @BannerSound
    @BannerSound 4 месяца назад +4

    The best way? Simple; Grow up and obey the laws like we all are required to do, whether you like the rules or not!

  • @GlitchEmpireBrett
    @GlitchEmpireBrett 8 месяцев назад +12

    You know it’s real when the judge says get your shit together to the cop 😂

  • @UnknownUser-gv6vw
    @UnknownUser-gv6vw 3 месяца назад

    The “yeah of course I did” got me🤣

  • @Percival1122
    @Percival1122 4 месяца назад +6

    No. The actual full calibration is only required to be done avery 3 years. People confuse "calibration" with the confirmation test done at the beginning and end of shift with the tuning forks.

    • @gatherer818
      @gatherer818 2 месяца назад

      That's not what the manufacturers write in the manuals shipped with them.

  • @jenasiewinterton3478
    @jenasiewinterton3478 8 месяцев назад +12

    As someone who works in a courthouse, you can request a date change but they will just schedule you for the officers next day, you dont get to choose.

  • @deadlyknights1119
    @deadlyknights1119 8 месяцев назад +6

    “So when was the last time you calibrated your gun”
    Cop: “Oh, I did it last week”
    “Your honor, I will pay the fine”

    • @DonSaly
      @DonSaly 8 месяцев назад

      That's fine, but you also have to add now the court fee.

    • @JBobjork
      @JBobjork 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@DonSaly Thats stupid. Then you only can defend your ticket if you can pay the court cost to do so.
      In the country where I live you can go to court and if you loose you just pay the fine, and no extra cost.
      Having to pay to defend yourself is stupid as it just means that you rather accept guilt even if you're not guilty because otherwise you will have to pay anyway.

  • @Cocomelenlive
    @Cocomelenlive Месяц назад +1

    I like that you changed your outfit

  • @Benmoore1776
    @Benmoore1776 8 месяцев назад +15

    I’d rather just pay the ticket than have to do all of this.

    • @BigB-t8b
      @BigB-t8b 8 месяцев назад +1

      Same lol

    • @Art-ef5vn
      @Art-ef5vn 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well if it’s couple hundreds. It’s prob worth it

    • @condemnedd684
      @condemnedd684 8 месяцев назад +3

      In some cases sure, but if it has points to the ticket, that can make your insurance go up, thus can be more worth it to fight it

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'm not paying no ticket

    • @thegreypath1777
      @thegreypath1777 4 месяца назад

      Most people just go ahead and pay the ticket.

  • @CountGremlin
    @CountGremlin 8 месяцев назад +4

    Wayment- what if the cops calibrated the gun? You just lose the case? 😂

  • @lennardbenschop7834
    @lennardbenschop7834 8 месяцев назад +5

    Dont pay it...sounds nice

  • @saccharin-
    @saccharin- 3 месяца назад +1

    Best way to beat a speeding ticket is not to speed.

  • @jcbgzlz65
    @jcbgzlz65 3 месяца назад +1

    Or take it to a traffic ticket lawyer, here in Texas they will dismiss it for you

  • @crazybrain9958
    @crazybrain9958 2 месяца назад

    That judge chill as fuck 😂

  • @simple_beys
    @simple_beys Месяц назад +1

    Easiest way….
    ….don’t speed.

  • @Finnch77
    @Finnch77 Месяц назад +1

    my father once tried purposefully to get a speeding ticket on a bike

    • @AgentZ-1844
      @AgentZ-1844 Месяц назад

      Did he succeed

    • @Finnch77
      @Finnch77 Месяц назад

      @@AgentZ-1844 unfortunately no...