They probably figured if the croc had behave, stayed calm in his seat, fasten his seatbelt, and not playing around by chasing the passengers towards the front, then all would've been 'okay'...So it's his fault, they figured he must face a death penalty...
Usually my stupid stuff has been when I was drunk. I’m lucky I am still alive at 63. The more I watch these things the more I think too much wasn’t very well thought out. Or people ignoring things like the weather or possible malfunctions they were aware of.
I am so blessed. I am 66 and have done many stupid things but I am still here. Darwin doesn't get everyone but I never had kids so maybe that's why Darwin was so forgiving. 😂
First, boiling temperatures at the elevation of Yellowstone is 199 F (92 C). The accident described here is not actually very common. While is is a dumb (and extremely painful) way to die. I was working in the park the year a tourist stopped off with his dog. Failing to place his dog on a leash the dog, who loved the water, ran out and before anyone could stop him jumped into the water. Witnesses said the sounds the dog made were the most horrifying sounds most of them ever heard. It proved too much for the owner who pulled his shirt off and before anyone could stop him he to jumped into the water. 199 F is hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns to human and canine skin instantly. As both dog and owner were completely submerged both suffered 3rd degree burns over 100% of their body. There is simply no way to survive such terrible burns. The worst part is, the water is not hot enough to destroy the pain receptors in your skin as a fire will do. So this means every pain receptor in the mans skin did nothing but send massive levels of pain to his brain for the rest of his life. It was a very long three days.
That sounds horrific. The only thing I can possibly say about this, is he at least died trying to save his dog. Sure, it was mostly his fault the dog was in that situation, but still.
@@13699111 Precisely! This is where modern day meatheads, ego maniacs and Neanderthals get confused. “Survival of the fittest” and “Strongest survive” are misleading quotes and are NOT scientific fact or theory of our evolution. In FACT the fittest and strongest do not always survive but idiots take it literally and do all kinds of bizarre and extreme activities to try and chase this and put themselves physically in the fantasy of this reality they have created. The actual scientific theory and fact is that the most “adaptable” species are the ones that survive and prosper. Sometimes it is through fortune and chance but regarding humans (homosapiens) it has been through intelligence. Case in point, Neanderthals were actually much bigger than humans, far far stronger, had much bigger brains and were ferocious HOWEVER human beings developed their intelligence and were able to problem solve and creatively adapt their ways of hunting and gathering to ensure that they would get their prey and thus food source whereas Neanderthals were far far more explosive but tired very quickly and lacked the intelligence to adapt and it is believed that they lost access to food sources because of this and developed poorer health and disease which led to their extinction. The question now is can human beings adapt to not wiping out the entire planet and ourselves through a combination of intelligence and our beastly instincts.
I always appreciate when a channel actually has the balls to say the word "suicide". 👍 This "un-alive" shit is ridiculous and needs to stop. We're adults here.
We’re adults, but the bots who scan RUclips for bad words are not. They’re not doing it out of cowardice or childishness. They’re doing it because RUclips will demonetize their videos for arbitrary and capricious reasons.
The "unalive", "gameovered", "s3x", and such other substitutions serves to avoid the mythological automatic censorship from the sites. It is said that if you say/write words like "suicide", "sex", "faggot", your comment or video gets automatically deleted.
Yeah, I can't wait til this phase of life is over, and the internet let's us talk like adults again. I'm so tired of having to say F CK, instead of the full word.
I really don’t think this should be a Darwin Award. Most people don’t know that much about aviation and would obviously want to avoid an animal bite. I doubt any of them even knew it was possible for the passengers to upset the aircraft. Darwin Awards are usually reserved for unforgivable and intentional stupidity. The only person who qualifies is the guy who brought the crocodile.
@@neliaferreira9983 I think a lot of people never have had contact with animals besides dogs and cats. You see people trying to pet wild animals, and they think every creature is there for them to adore, and will respond with love.
Honestly, that was not the quarter of it. Earlier that day I attempted to record that story, and got so frustrated I threw my mouse and rage quit 😬 I came back that evening 😬
Although I 'm not sure whether or not the first one counts as a classic Darwin award I still liked the story, so what the hell. Also, your narration is rather pleasant, so thank you for giving us some very entertaining minutes. Didn't have a good Darwin award video in a while, so this is apreciated.
@@TheBaldrickkno it's not a reasonable thing to do on a plane especially. Passengers are given instructions before the plane takes off stupid people don't listen
1:52 So they murder this juvenile croc out of spite because he survived. He didn’t sneak into that duffle bag. Unless he’s considered a flight risk chuck him in a nearby swamp… be the bigger man. Otherwise we’re no better than the gators.
I should be ashamed of myself for laughing at the fatal levels of st00pidity. 1) Panicked passengers delete entire airplane. 2) Hot tub adventure turns into crock pot adventure. 3) What goes up must come down. 4) Same as #3. 5) "I was sure that pistol wasn't loaded."
That first one is a little unfair. The only Darwin winner really is the person who brought the animal onboard. The other people were stupid and panicky for moving to the front of the plane, but they really didn't know better and he said "almost all" so some sensible people probably died in their seats.
I know 20 people died and don't mean to sound apathetic toward the victims but why did they have to kill the crocodile that survived the crash? Wasn't his fault some moron brought him on the plane.
I just have to nitpick one detail... At the altitude above sea level in which those natural features are found, water does not boil at 212°F. It would be boiling at appx. 205°F due to reduced atmospheric pressure. Don't get me wrong, that is still deadly. But my high school physics teacher would throw a fit over that detail. The moral of the story is to finish school kids.
Years ago, I watched the Darwin Awards that showed a photo, in gruesome color if I’m remembering right, of a man who fell or jumped from a very high window; the photo of his body showed how, landing on his back, one of his leg was ripped from his body and had skidded away from his body. It’s the kind of picture you can’t forget.
Was that the lawyer from Canada who used to show off for law interns by throwing himself against the window in his office? He was trying to show how the glass wouldn’t break, but the frame gave way because he’d do this “stunt” whenever they got interns.
Two guys are drinking on a roof of a sky scraper... And the first guy looks to the other and says, "Did you know the owners of the building got so tired of people committing suicide that they installed a vacuum on the 20th floor to pull people in that jump?" The second guys says, "you're full of crap" So the first guy finishes his beer, walks over to the edge and jumps off. The second man is shocked and runs over to the edge just in time to see the first get pulled into the building. A few minutes later he is back on the roof and says, "I told you" "I gotta try this" says the second guy, so he downs the rest of his beer, walks up to the edge, jumps off, and falls to his death. The first man goes back to the bar and the bartender says, "you know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk Superman."
Look up Evelyn McHale. She jumped from the 86th floor observation deck of the Empire State Building in 1947. A photographer was nearby and took a photo of her body lying nestled in the caved in roof of a parked car. Life magazine published the image as a full page, with the caption, "At the bottom of the Empire State Building the body of Evelyn McHale reposes calmly in grotesque bier, her falling body punched into the top of a car."
@@briant7265, ahh, the good old days when the story was all important, but a deceased person’s dignity nor the potential trauma of witnesses or people seeing the aftermath, photos or in person, was never considered.
People saying this 6:12 genuinely pisses me off. He did live doing what he loved but he spent the few last second he had regretting his decision. I can tell he loves how fast his heart beats at thrilling moments but I am sure he wasn't expecting how fast he can go. He definitely loved what he was doing and he definitely made an impact to other people, But I am sure he didn't like the last impact he made And surely he is skilled at what he does no question about that. But he only need to mess up once and it's over. Unfortunately it's not going to be him who's going to clean up his final mess
The people I feel really sorry for are the ones who have to scrape/retrieve remains of the perpetrators of silliness. Also Yellowstone provides a total cornucopia of idiot tourists. No, don't pet a bison!!
Some animals should never be pet. i wonder where the idea of petting a Bison came from... ? Cat ? yes.....Dog ? yes... ? Bison, Lion and Rattlesnake....no! no! no!
4:48 hundreds of feet up, all on his own in the open fresh air, and this idiot thinks it is necessary to wear a mask 'for his safety', but not a harness!
I don’t think that “living your life fully” cannot be said of many of us. Just bc we aren’t foolhardy enough to want to take incredible risks, doesn’t mean we aren’t. leading fulfilling lives.
Its sad how many people died just because one person brought a crocodile on board. Wow, now I've heard it all. Crazy. I've been to Yellowstone national Park two times. I never realized there were areas that you could swim at your own risk. I have heard other stories on the news where people fell in because they went into an area they shouldn't have. It's sad the sister had to watch her brother fall in.
A number of years ago, two not so bright fellows, acquired pro/max level fireworks. They attempted to set one off, but the firework did not fire, both went to the firework and leaned over the top of the firwork, which then fired, killing them both. Of course, there is the infamous death of the singer of the band Chicago, who put a revolver to his head to the horror of his friends who begged him to stop. He displayed the gun and indicated that the loaded chamber was not in the barrel, as it was in the position just prior to the barrel. Apparently, he did not realize that the chamber would advance when the trigger was pulled and shot himself in head.
@@CuriosityVaultChannel I have a number of anecdotes that perhaps that I can share. For example, a fellow attempted to create a colorful explosion for a gender reveal party. He filled a pipe with paper and plastic bits, which a charge. He essentially created a pipe bomb, which, when set off, killed a women with shrapnel from the pipe.
@@CuriosityVaultChannel These should all be verifiable. If you cannot verify an incident, then let me know and I will find a reference. If nothing else, I can prepare a list, with sources, and give you a document link. There are many stories, such as the meth addict, street actor who played a superman character for change, who suffocated by chest compression while attempting to enter and rob a salvation army container.
@@CuriosityVaultChannel These should all be verifiable. If you cannot verify an incident, then let me know and I will find a reference. If nothing else, I can prepare a list, with sources, and give you a document link. There are many stories, such as the meth addict, street actor who played a superman character for change, who suffocated by chest compression while attempting to enter and rob a salvation army container.
This is my short list of what i think are the stupidest ways to die; 1) riding motorcycles recklessly and or like a smart arse - this one has got my tick as the stupidest of all time, hands down. Lets be honest, nothing else comes close. 2) Substance abuse. 3) walking out in traffic while heavily intoxicated. This above lot could take up all your Darwin awards a thousand times over, no need to talk about anything else.
I am so glad that I live a plain, boring ordinary life. I have lived to see my 60th birthday. My wife and I have been married for 23 years. Our son is 22 years old. I have so much to live for and will not risk my life.
You can tell he's a simpleton. Wearing a mask miles from anyone. Did you wear a mask at home watching TV? Neither did i. It was only a matter of time LMAO
The day that guy climbed that building July 27th 2023 I was the same day that my heart issues I was told everything was okay. Truth was everything wasn't okay and ended up dying August 18th. Got brought back by doctors. I had open heart surgery and remained unconscious for a month. Had a 3% chance of surviving life support. I seen what comes after this life. I'll just say enjoy this life as long as you can and as best you can.
I'm happy you added info about Clement and which side was supporting what in that era because most people I talk to don't know Lincoln was a Republican while the majority of people who supported slavery were Democrat under the Confederate Flag.
Yes, thats's true. In the 19th century the Democrats were the conservative party and the Republicans were the liberal party. In the 1930's the Republicans came more under influence of wealthy business man, supported big companies and became more conservative. The Democrats counteracted on this and became more liberal. So they effectively switched sides.
@@painmagnet1well it’s the democrats that came down on the side of unions. Then later supported the civil rights movement losing many of their voters in the process. That last is interesting because these supporters did believe in unions. But why would civil rights cause them to shoot them selves in the foot with unions? Or as a number of so called republicans voters did not long ago “Government! Hands off my Medicare!” Or one who worked for the government and was a member of a public employee union appalled that the new governor of his state wanted to gut this guy’s union. Guy whined he’d voted Republican all his life. Makes me wonder why he voted for a party that’s been fighting against unions for years and are dismissive of government employees.
So tired of people saying, "Well at least he died doing something he loved." That has got to be the dumbest statement ever. I'd much rather live doing something I love. How about that?
The forst story is not a Darwin Award. This was rather a fatal accident and a tragedy caused by one moron bringing a crocodile onboard of an airplane. That the passengers panicked is more than relatable.
Survived by his wife, Louisa Anna (McMahon) Vallandigham, and his son Charles Vallandigham, [Vallandigham] was buried in Woodland Cemetery in Dayton, Ohio-Wikipedia So, since he had a child before dying, he is unqualified for the Darwin Award.
Second bro went out doing what he loved was it, free falling to his death. Also forcing doors open on someone elses property is a knob head move to start with.
@@CuriosityVaultChannel I'm a visual artist, and have spent decades honing my craft. It enrages me that techbros can claim they are "creatives", just because they have the ability to put prompts into AI. Each prompt uses up 16 oz of water, because of the insane amount of energy it takes to keep the structure cool. Like we have spare water on this bloody planet. Also, AI/ChatGPT steals from existing art/music/voices/actors, and spews back some mediocre version, without paying a cent/penny, or giving credit where it's due. Apologies for the rant! There are actually aniti AI groups on places like FaceBook, and I wish people understood the cost on the environment, as well as actual creative people, such as yourself. I'm preaching to the choir! Well, best wishes to you, and as the Americans say "Have a great day!"
LOL, imagine climbing bridges, towers and skyscrapers and still wearing a mask when there was nobody else around. 🤡 People with mask fetishes are so weird. He's not afraid of heights but he's afraid to breath air.
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It's so nice to hear a real voice rather than one those very obvious robot voices.
Glad you appreciate the human voice haha 😎 even if it is kiwi
Couldn't agree more!
Parboiled, and dissolve, definitely an rememberable end!
@@CuriosityVaultChannel I wasn't sure if it was Aussie or Kiwi...
@@michelpaquin5333 We sound very similar, NZers tend to shorten vowels rediculously tho 🤦😬
Poor crocodile, after surviving abduction and a plane crash, it ended up becoming a victim of human folly.
100%
They probably figured if the croc had behave, stayed calm in his seat, fasten his seatbelt, and not playing around by chasing the passengers towards the front, then all would've been 'okay'...So it's his fault, they figured he must face a death penalty...
Imagine trying to smuggle that past customs
ikr
Tragic.
The crocodile did nothing wrong. Shame on the idiot who brought it aboard.
Pretty much what I said out loud when I heard that story.
justice for crocodiles
I hope that idiot was NOT the survivor
I'm 69 years old. With that said, I'd rather have a long life than have a short existence doing something stupid.
Amen brother
Usually my stupid stuff has been when I was drunk. I’m lucky I am still alive at 63.
The more I watch these things the more I think too much wasn’t very well thought out. Or people ignoring things like the weather or possible malfunctions they were aware of.
I am so blessed. I am 66 and have done many stupid things but I am still here. Darwin doesn't get everyone but I never had kids so maybe that's why Darwin was so forgiving. 😂
"You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you."
- Mark Twain
As a I grew up my old dad used to say to me.
"There but for the grace of GOD go I" ! Never fully understood what he meant. I do NOW.😊
“There was not much left beyond his flip flops” has now taken 1st place in my comments of the year so far ledger 🏆
He removed his DNA really completely.
"He went out doing what he loved"? What, begging for help and then falling to his death?
It's a niche hobby but you can find out more about it in their monthly magazine "Shriek & Plunge".
Maybe he loved falling hundreds of feet on to a patio?
Two of his passions in life
First, boiling temperatures at the elevation of Yellowstone is 199 F (92 C). The accident described here is not actually very common. While is is a dumb (and extremely painful) way to die.
I was working in the park the year a tourist stopped off with his dog. Failing to place his dog on a leash the dog, who loved the water, ran out and before anyone could stop him jumped into the water.
Witnesses said the sounds the dog made were the most horrifying sounds most of them ever heard. It proved too much for the owner who pulled his shirt off and before anyone could stop him he to jumped into the water. 199 F is hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns to human and canine skin instantly. As both dog and owner were completely submerged both suffered 3rd degree burns over 100% of their body. There is simply no way to survive such terrible burns.
The worst part is, the water is not hot enough to destroy the pain receptors in your skin as a fire will do. So this means every pain receptor in the mans skin did nothing but send massive levels of pain to his brain for the rest of his life. It was a very long three days.
That sounds horrific. The only thing I can possibly say about this, is he at least died trying to save his dog. Sure, it was mostly his fault the dog was in that situation, but still.
Poor dog!
It wasn't his dog but his friend's dog, or at least that's what I've heard from reports. I feel so badly for both of them, and the friend.
I read that buddies last words were " that probably wasn't a good idea"
@@samueljones9468 I seriously doubt he said that. Mostly because of the sheer agony of being boiled alive.
Retired paramedic here. People are incredibly stupid.
@@starkotic I bet you'd have some interesting stories for the channel 🫡
Unbelievably stupid it's shocking
@@13699111
Precisely!
This is where modern day meatheads, ego maniacs and Neanderthals get confused.
“Survival of the fittest” and “Strongest survive” are misleading quotes and are NOT scientific fact or theory of our evolution.
In FACT the fittest and strongest do not always survive but idiots take it literally and do all kinds of bizarre and extreme activities to try and chase this and put themselves physically in the fantasy of this reality they have created.
The actual scientific theory and fact is that the most “adaptable” species are the ones that survive and prosper.
Sometimes it is through fortune and chance but regarding humans (homosapiens) it has been through intelligence.
Case in point, Neanderthals were actually much bigger than humans, far far stronger, had much bigger brains and were ferocious HOWEVER human beings developed their intelligence and were able to problem solve and creatively adapt their ways of hunting and gathering to ensure that they would get their prey and thus food source whereas Neanderthals were far far more explosive but tired very quickly and lacked the intelligence to adapt and it is believed that they lost access to food sources because of this and developed poorer health and disease which led to their extinction.
The question now is can human beings adapt to not wiping out the entire planet and ourselves through a combination of intelligence and our beastly instincts.
Common sense isn’t so common these days…
....and half of them are dumber than THAT.🤣
I always appreciate when a channel actually has the balls to say the word "suicide". 👍
This "un-alive" shit is ridiculous and needs to stop. We're adults here.
We’re adults, but the bots who scan RUclips for bad words are not.
They’re not doing it out of cowardice or childishness. They’re doing it because RUclips will demonetize their videos for arbitrary and capricious reasons.
The "unalive", "gameovered", "s3x", and such other substitutions serves to avoid the mythological automatic censorship from the sites. It is said that if you say/write words like "suicide", "sex", "faggot", your comment or video gets automatically deleted.
Un-alive?
Self-deletion.
Yeah, I can't wait til this phase of life is over, and the internet let's us talk like adults again. I'm so tired of having to say F CK, instead of the full word.
Going into panic mode before engaging logic. An alligator that would fit into a duffle bag isn’t going to kill anyone.
Alligators and crocodiles are two different animals they are not one in the same
I really don’t think this should be a Darwin Award. Most people don’t know that much about aviation and would obviously want to avoid an animal bite. I doubt any of them even knew it was possible for the passengers to upset the aircraft.
Darwin Awards are usually reserved for unforgivable and intentional stupidity. The only person who qualifies is the guy who brought the crocodile.
No, but it scared everyone so badly they overbalanced the plane, if the story is true.
People run from chickens and european house spiders...
@@neliaferreira9983 I think a lot of people never have had contact with animals besides dogs and cats. You see people trying to pet wild animals, and they think every creature is there for them to adore, and will respond with love.
Guitar starts playing… 🎶duuumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die…
🎵 take a gator on a plane, fall 300 feet from the top of a crane, boiled alive in a park, shot in the tummy in a fight in a bar 🎵
Hahaha the funniest part was you trying to pronounce that guys name, i couldnt either😂😂
Honestly, that was not the quarter of it. Earlier that day I attempted to record that story, and got so frustrated I threw my mouse and rage quit 😬 I came back that evening 😬
@@CuriosityVaultChannel Thanks for persevering.
Admirable persistence. I think I'd have just called him Clement Vol-au-vent and hoped no-one noticed.
"Taken up the wrong pistol!" sounds like a euphemism for something... but I'm not sure I want to know what!
Although I 'm not sure whether or not the first one counts as a classic Darwin award I still liked the story, so what the hell. Also, your narration is rather pleasant, so thank you for giving us some very entertaining minutes. Didn't have a good Darwin award video in a while, so this is apreciated.
Cheers for watching 🤗
For a Darwin award, you can't take anyone else with you (though you can have multiple winners in the same event)
That rules this one out.
Not for the pilots, but maybe for the passengers. As they panicked in mass.
@@michaelmoorrees3585 which isn't an unreasonable thing to do in the circumstances.
@@TheBaldrickkno it's not a reasonable thing to do on a plane especially. Passengers are given instructions before the plane takes off stupid people don't listen
I like that the building scaling daredevil guy is still wearing a mask in half his pictures. Safety first.
The mask is to conceal his identity, as he knew what he did was illegal.
Cheers for actual voice overs! +1
😎🎙️
Crocodiles are too smart to climb tall buildings or shoot themselves 😃
The crocodile was screaming at the passengers not to rush to the front of the plane. But you know humans....
True dat
I laughed way more than I should at your comment.... Thankyou 👍😁
Only house cats pull that kind of shit!
Love the picture of the one eaten by a snake that didn't appreciate being lower on the foot chain.
You're a real one for those bloopers 👍
Not died doing what they loved but died saying to themselves "Oh god no, please, I'm going to die"
Note to self: If I ever need to disappear, I should arrange for a story that I was dissolved in a pool at Yellowstone.
Dont forget the Flip Flops
Love the bloopers. Excellent video. Thanks.
@@dragoncubes1074 Cheers for watching 🥂
I’m sure his last thoughts were” I’m doing what I love”, not abject fear falling to his death.
I’ve always hated people saying that. You said it very well.
Indeed. I highly doubt that he was loving the falling part.
If you could ask a dead person, "Do you still love this thing knowing it's what ended your life very early".
I think many would say no.
taking his life in his hands climbing crap without safety equipment..... wearing a mask
yes, talk about poor risk assessments.
And yet his friends say he lived life to the full?. This is the exact opposite of living life to the full imo. But I digress.
👍🏻
None of you care about other people? Or know the difference between being a risk-taker with your own life but being considerate towards others?
@@nevillewran4083stop clout chasing no one cares
1:52 So they murder this juvenile croc out of spite because he survived.
He didn’t sneak into that duffle bag.
Unless he’s considered a flight risk chuck him in a nearby swamp… be the bigger man.
Otherwise we’re no better than the gators.
I should be ashamed of myself for laughing at the fatal levels of st00pidity.
1) Panicked passengers delete entire airplane.
2) Hot tub adventure turns into crock pot adventure.
3) What goes up must come down.
4) Same as #3.
5) "I was sure that pistol wasn't loaded."
Thanks for the video. Well done!
Really appreciate it that you narrated it rather than using AI.
@@a.w.thompson4001 Thanks for watching 😎
Agreed. AI channels are killing the vibe and removing the personal touch that humans enjoy
AND with AI you don't get bloopers!😅
That first one is a little unfair. The only Darwin winner really is the person who brought the animal onboard. The other people were stupid and panicky for moving to the front of the plane, but they really didn't know better and he said "almost all" so some sensible people probably died in their seats.
People are given instructions before the plane takes off you just can't tell stupid people anything
Oh that’s alright then, at least they didn’t panic before they crashed.
I know 20 people died and don't mean to sound apathetic
toward the victims but why did they have to kill the
crocodile that survived the crash? Wasn't his fault some
moron brought him on the plane.
We have some lovely swamp land in Florida where alligators can lead a normal life.
The bloopers were Awesome. I can't say Velamping, Belumpin either. 😂👍💯
I'm glad you stick to still pictures - I was hesitant to click on the video in case I just saw people recording their own deaths.
Thanks for the bloopers at the end, lightens the mood 😊
You’re welcome 😊
8:58 Bro missed a chance for the swaggiest court room drama ever by exclaiming with this dying breath “The defence rests.” 😎
I just have to nitpick one detail... At the altitude above sea level in which those natural features are found, water does not boil at 212°F. It would be boiling at appx. 205°F due to reduced atmospheric pressure. Don't get me wrong, that is still deadly. But my high school physics teacher would throw a fit over that detail. The moral of the story is to finish school kids.
Years ago, I watched the Darwin Awards that showed a photo, in gruesome color if I’m remembering right, of a man who fell or jumped from a very high window; the photo of his body showed how, landing on his back, one of his leg was ripped from his body and had skidded away from his body. It’s the kind of picture you can’t forget.
Was that the lawyer from Canada who used to show off for law interns by throwing himself against the window in his office? He was trying to show how the glass wouldn’t break, but the frame gave way because he’d do this “stunt” whenever they got interns.
@@ItsJustLisa That is certainly an infamous story. I remember that.
Two guys are drinking on a roof of a sky scraper...
And the first guy looks to the other and says, "Did you know the owners of the building got so tired of people committing suicide that they installed a vacuum on the 20th floor to pull people in that jump?"
The second guys says, "you're full of crap"
So the first guy finishes his beer, walks over to the edge and jumps off.
The second man is shocked and runs over to the edge just in time to see the first get pulled into the building.
A few minutes later he is back on the roof and says, "I told you"
"I gotta try this" says the second guy, so he downs the rest of his beer, walks up to the edge, jumps off, and falls to his death.
The first man goes back to the bar and the bartender says, "you know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk Superman."
Look up Evelyn McHale. She jumped from the 86th floor observation deck of the Empire State Building in 1947. A photographer was nearby and took a photo of her body lying nestled in the caved in roof of a parked car. Life magazine published the image as a full page, with the caption, "At the bottom of the Empire State Building the body of Evelyn McHale reposes calmly in grotesque bier, her falling body punched into the top of a car."
@@briant7265, ahh, the good old days when the story was all important, but a deceased person’s dignity nor the potential trauma of witnesses or people seeing the aftermath, photos or in person, was never considered.
I feel worse for the crocodile than the people. It got stuffed into a duffel bag and did nothing wrong just to get killed.
So sad
It got stuffed into a duffel bag and then became luggage!
@@tumslucks9781 My first thought exactly!
....it's a lizard that would eat you 😂
One crocodile feeling discomfort causes you more pain than an airplane full of humans dying in a fiery crash. Jeffrey Dahmer said the same thing.
I’m loving the bloopers
🥰🥰
I liked the bloopers. Nice touch.
Yeah, I agree.
Thanks, 😎 Thought I'd change it up 🤦
@@CuriosityVaultChannel as long as you seek the troof and not falsehoods.
Agreed!
People saying this 6:12 genuinely pisses me off. He did live doing what he loved but he spent the few last second he had regretting his decision.
I can tell he loves how fast his heart beats at thrilling moments but I am sure he wasn't expecting how fast he can go.
He definitely loved what he was doing and he definitely made an impact to other people, But I am sure he didn't like the last impact he made
And surely he is skilled at what he does no question about that. But he only need to mess up once and it's over. Unfortunately it's not going to be him who's going to clean up his final mess
The people I feel really sorry for are the ones who have to scrape/retrieve remains of the perpetrators of silliness. Also Yellowstone provides a total cornucopia of idiot tourists. No, don't pet a bison!!
Some animals should never be pet. i wonder where the idea of petting a Bison came from... ? Cat ? yes.....Dog ? yes... ? Bison, Lion and Rattlesnake....no! no! no!
@@WeatherWeasel66Yeah.. Just ask Tim Tread well.
But can one cuddle the grizzly bears? [Asking for a friend 😁Yep she aint the brightest 🤣]
4:48 hundreds of feet up, all on his own in the open fresh air, and this idiot thinks it is necessary to wear a mask 'for his safety', but not a harness!
I don’t think that “living your life fully” cannot be said of many of us. Just bc we aren’t foolhardy enough to want to take incredible risks, doesn’t mean we aren’t. leading fulfilling lives.
Hear hear.
When I finally go out, it will be while doing something I love . . . trying to live a long, healthy life. A lot of people can say the same.
I knew I stayed home from work for a reason!
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Its sad how many people died just because one person brought a crocodile on board. Wow, now I've heard it all. Crazy. I've been to Yellowstone national Park two times. I never realized there were areas that you could swim at your own risk. I have heard other stories on the news where people fell in because they went into an area they shouldn't have. It's sad the sister had to watch her brother fall in.
Darwin resident here. Crocs stay in their lane and I stay in mine - it's the feral HUMANS here that present a much greater risk to life and limb.
No. 3, Remi Enigma felt safe enough to make those climbs but felt he needed a face diaper TO BE SAFE!!!!
A number of years ago, two not so bright fellows, acquired pro/max level fireworks. They attempted to set one off, but the firework did not fire, both went to the firework and leaned over the top of the firwork, which then fired, killing them both.
Of course, there is the infamous death of the singer of the band Chicago, who put a revolver to his head to the horror of his friends who begged him to stop. He displayed the gun and indicated that the loaded chamber was not in the barrel, as it was in the position just prior to the barrel. Apparently, he did not realize that the chamber would advance when the trigger was pulled and shot himself in head.
Eeek, i'll look into those for a future video.
@@CuriosityVaultChannel I have a number of anecdotes that perhaps that I can share. For example, a fellow attempted to create a colorful explosion for a gender reveal party. He filled a pipe with paper and plastic bits, which a charge. He essentially created a pipe bomb, which, when set off, killed a women with shrapnel from the pipe.
@@davidprince1138 cheers, I'll look into them. I will generally only do story's I can verify with news articles.
@@CuriosityVaultChannel These should all be verifiable. If you cannot verify an incident, then let me know and I will find a reference. If nothing else, I can prepare a list, with sources, and give you a document link.
There are many stories, such as the meth addict, street actor who played a superman character for change, who suffocated by chest compression while attempting to enter and rob a salvation army container.
@@CuriosityVaultChannel These should all be verifiable. If you cannot verify an incident, then let me know and I will find a reference. If nothing else, I can prepare a list, with sources, and give you a document link.
There are many stories, such as the meth addict, street actor who played a superman character for change, who suffocated by chest compression while attempting to enter and rob a salvation army container.
Thank you for immediately converting Fahrenheit to Celsius 😅🙏🏽🫵🏽
This is my short list of what i think are the stupidest ways to die;
1) riding motorcycles recklessly and or like a smart arse - this one has got my tick as the stupidest of all time, hands down. Lets be honest, nothing else comes close.
2) Substance abuse.
3) walking out in traffic while heavily intoxicated.
This above lot could take up all your Darwin awards a thousand times over, no need to talk about anything else.
videos that involve death, its all we are here for..oh and how to workout..
I am so glad that I live a plain, boring ordinary life. I have lived to see my 60th birthday. My wife and I have been married for 23 years. Our son is 22 years old. I have so much to live for and will not risk my life.
I think boiling water and acid is not a "hot tub". Yellowstone is a massive volcano waiting to errupt!!
Bloopers at the end was hilarious. Bravo!
I was so hesitant to add them 🤦😂
Flip flops only thing to survive? What the heck where they made of? Might be a new way to prevent fires in buildings etc.
Old brake pads maybe?
Usually made of synthetic rubber/plastic.eg.PVA,BPA or polyurethane.
You can tell he's a simpleton. Wearing a mask miles from anyone. Did you wear a mask at home watching TV? Neither did i.
It was only a matter of time LMAO
The day that guy climbed that building July 27th 2023 I was the same day that my heart issues I was told everything was okay. Truth was everything wasn't okay and ended up dying August 18th. Got brought back by doctors. I had open heart surgery and remained unconscious for a month. Had a 3% chance of surviving life support. I seen what comes after this life. I'll just say enjoy this life as long as you can and as best you can.
Lmao you are hilarious!❤ Loved the croc on the plane, just had like a comic strip running in my head😹😹😹
More like this pls!
I'm happy you added info about Clement and which side was supporting what in that era because most people I talk to don't know Lincoln was a Republican while the majority of people who supported slavery were Democrat under the Confederate Flag.
Yes, thats's true. In the 19th century the Democrats were the conservative party and the Republicans were the liberal party.
In the 1930's the Republicans came more under influence of wealthy business man, supported big companies and became more conservative. The Democrats counteracted on this and became more liberal. So they effectively switched sides.
@@EdK-t7f That's the Democrat narrative, anyway. Alinski wrote the playbook and they rarely deviate.
@@painmagnet1well it’s the democrats that came down on the side of unions. Then later supported the civil rights movement losing many of their voters in the process. That last is interesting because these supporters did believe in unions. But why would civil rights cause them to shoot them selves in the foot with unions?
Or as a number of so called republicans voters did not long ago “Government! Hands off my Medicare!” Or one who worked for the government and was a member of a public employee union appalled that the new governor of his state wanted to gut this guy’s union. Guy whined he’d voted Republican all his life. Makes me wonder why he voted for a party that’s been fighting against unions for years and are dismissive of government employees.
@@painmagnet1😂 read real history book dude.
@@leigha2814 Read plenty. Guess you have not.
In the UK or America the Crocodile would've been deemed as a "support Animal" and been cleared for flight
If it were a support animal and people knew about maybe they wouldn't have panicked.
@@floydlawsen Support animals are BS anyways
No. No it wouldn't of been, smh
So tired of people saying, "Well at least he died doing something he loved." That has got to be the dumbest statement ever. I'd much rather live doing something I love. How about that?
I'm petrified to leave my bed, now. THANK-YOU!!
The climber at the end: I see what you did there, CV.
‘It only made him more “boulder.” ‘😂
Outdoors, wearing a mask, "living life to the fullest". Some risk taker.
The forst story is not a Darwin Award. This was rather a fatal accident and a tragedy caused by one moron bringing a crocodile onboard of an airplane. That the passengers panicked is more than relatable.
umm no
Nope, it's a small crocodile out of water. Passengers were morons.
@@iseeyou1312do tell us how all the passengers are morons because one of them brought a dangerous animal on board.
The Darwin Award was for the idiot with the crocodile. Everyone else was collateral damage.
@@change_your_oil_regularly4287 umm, yes!
I really expected that the crocodile had wandered into the cockpit and accidentally shut off the engines…
That Poor crocodile to be stuffed in a duffel bag survive a plane crash to just be killed by humans 😢
Interesting story's .Love the bloopers. Plus you're a real person 😁
😊 thank you
The irony of wearing a face mask while practicing an extremely dangerous activity is never lost on me.
They died as fools died. Yet it is appointed on to man once to die and after death, judgment.
My thoughts and prayers go out to the innocent little crocodile.
Frogs and lobsters are smart enough to shun boiling water. But this fellow obviously wasn't😅
“Along with the human survivor, the crocodile made it out alive too, only to be killed by the authorities later.” Hold up…
well done with the bloopers, very funny.
Survived by his wife, Louisa Anna (McMahon) Vallandigham, and his son Charles Vallandigham, [Vallandigham] was buried in Woodland Cemetery in Dayton, Ohio-Wikipedia
So, since he had a child before dying, he is unqualified for the Darwin Award.
3:37 dude knows how a lobster feels.
Great ending! It lets us under the veneer of that polished presentation.
😎 Thanks for watching
Sometimes I think my fear of heights is irrational.
Then I watch a video like this...
Strange tales!
How refreshing to hear a real human voice - great job!
@@john-brady Thanks 🥰
Young people who never grew older and smarter.
Even when I was younger, I still was not stupid enough to climb up high structures.
2:20 Thank you for _NOT_ calling it a _geezer_
Yeah, it's a guy in the geyser, not a geezer.
Let me guess. The sole survivor of that plane flight was the owner of the crocodile.
Chase them Unicorns All the ay Down, Remi!
Well done! Great job telling the stories!!!!
@@tommc282 Thank you 😎
@@CuriosityVaultChannel keep going brother! You will be big.
@@tommc282 Love the faith, cheers 🥰
Second bro went out doing what he loved was it, free falling to his death. Also forcing doors open on someone elses property is a knob head move to start with.
🤣🤣🤣the blooper ending killed me
The climber deserves a Darwin award.
That name is a bit of a mouthful 😂
The ham bit. Nice
I was persuaded to give a like by the bloopers at the end.
Thanks 😎
That croc did not deserve to die. He harmed no one, survived a plane crash, and then got killed by authorities? Wtf? RIP scaley friend
LMAO at the bloopers!😅😅
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Thank you for the video 😊personally i enjoyed the blooper at the end too😂
Haha glad you liked it.
Thanks for this. Very entertaining. You tube deleted my other comment for some reason.
@@chuckselvage3157 Thanks for watching 🫡
New sub! Great material, and the bloopers prove you're not AI. Cheers.
Welcome. I think I'll run more bloopers in future 🤷😎
@@CuriosityVaultChannel LOLZ! I am seriously anti AI, but I'm an old Luddite, so may not be your target audience. But thanks for the welcome, lovie.
@@carabiner7999 I think alot of people are tired of all the synthetic voice overs out there too.
Crikey! Don't you ever sleep?! No need to answer. Toodles.
@@CuriosityVaultChannel I'm a visual artist, and have spent decades honing my craft. It enrages me that techbros can claim they are "creatives", just because they have the ability to put prompts into AI.
Each prompt uses up 16 oz of water, because of the insane amount of energy it takes to keep the structure cool. Like we have spare water on this bloody planet.
Also, AI/ChatGPT steals from existing art/music/voices/actors, and spews back some mediocre version, without paying a cent/penny, or giving credit where it's due.
Apologies for the rant! There are actually aniti AI groups on places like FaceBook, and I wish people understood the cost on the environment, as well as actual creative people, such as yourself. I'm preaching to the choir!
Well, best wishes to you, and as the Americans say "Have a great day!"
Love the bloopers!
I hardly think panicking and running away from s crocodile is worthy of a Darwin Award
Agreed, but it still made for an entertaining and dark story, wouldn't you say?
It was for the guy who brought it on board
They literally panicked to death....
Also you're not eligible is your stupidity kills others. So even the person who brought it in the first place couldn't get the award.
It was for the idiot who snuck a frikkin crocodile onto a frikkin plane.
Oh I love the bloopers!
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Natural Selection.
I do love me a good blooper...or two.🙃
Moral of story one...always distance yourself from morons whenever you can. They are deadly.
LOL, imagine climbing bridges, towers and skyscrapers and still wearing a mask when there was nobody else around. 🤡
People with mask fetishes are so weird. He's not afraid of heights but he's afraid to breath air.