Cutting Scissors With Paper

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @ArcadeAssassin
    @ArcadeAssassin 4 года назад +56781

    Geez talk about a paper cut

    • @Baller4Life1
      @Baller4Life1 4 года назад +232

      😂

    • @sunium5814
      @sunium5814 4 года назад +186

      WOW U HERE

    • @justsomekid6847
      @justsomekid6847 4 года назад +142

      Finally an original comment thank you

    • @Terasunagi
      @Terasunagi 4 года назад +78

      The Paper said it had enough 😂😂😂

    • @sunium5814
      @sunium5814 4 года назад +43

      Hahaha I will steal all the likes cause i am a criminal

  • @oldgiglmfao
    @oldgiglmfao 4 года назад +46476

    I never get tired of your intro

    • @charlesbenkley9940
      @charlesbenkley9940 4 года назад +53

      inb4 top comment because verified

    • @topaz.amp7
      @topaz.amp7 4 года назад +119

      ew fortnite kid

    • @idkIDK-ix5uw
      @idkIDK-ix5uw 4 года назад +84

      @@pumpkinblxburg200 bro shut u

    • @CSDM15
      @CSDM15 4 года назад +84

      HE USED SUB BOTS SO HE WOILD BE TOP COMMENT
      WHY DID HE HEART THIS BOT

    • @giant_giga_chad
      @giant_giga_chad 4 года назад +4

      I am always HYPED when he uploads

  • @Dragon-hu5ev
    @Dragon-hu5ev 4 года назад +1062

    Guy: “Janice!”
    Janice: **Pac-Man noises**

    • @DEFNOTEV
      @DEFNOTEV 4 года назад +3

      Lol true

    • @defonotmohi
      @defonotmohi 4 года назад +1

      Sooo true

    • @gopid6184
      @gopid6184 4 года назад +9

      What’s next a crocodile that sounds like Mario?

    • @jaaron5277
      @jaaron5277 4 года назад +3

      A hamster that yells like Donkey Kong?

    • @kyoshitheavatar2414
      @kyoshitheavatar2414 4 года назад +1

      A bird that sounds like sonic?

  • @wenwilloughby8197
    @wenwilloughby8197 7 месяцев назад +31

    The silver cleaning method is a sheet of aluminium foil, a good spoonful of sodium bicarbonate (baking soda), and then boiling water.
    Place your silver items in the mix immediately while the water is still hot, one at a time, then rinse with tap water and buff dry with a cloth. Silver jewellery (like chains) may need to be dunked two or three times to get clean.
    *DO NOT* use salt instead of baking powder. Salt will cause your silver to oxidize (turn black) even faster.

  • @hotdog2130
    @hotdog2130 4 года назад +1017

    My annoying little cousin when he loses with paper:

  • @freedom_ot
    @freedom_ot 4 года назад +728

    Some guy: “Janice, say hi”
    Janice: “Uuauauaua :)”

  • @Dyrnwyn
    @Dyrnwyn 4 года назад +2792

    "This is what the best hospitals in the world currently look like."
    Empty.

    • @sckrolik
      @sckrolik 4 года назад +91

      Literally the best since no patient at all

    • @henriqueamerico4453
      @henriqueamerico4453 4 года назад +33

      I think the medics are all at rooms and doing other stuff since robots deliver all the things

    • @RyanIsOnYT
      @RyanIsOnYT 4 года назад +12

      Hi, I’m a person.

    • @noradelmendoza8642
      @noradelmendoza8642 4 года назад +50

      @@RyanIsOnYT i dont believe it

    • @RyanIsOnYT
      @RyanIsOnYT 4 года назад +7

      @@noradelmendoza8642 ok.

  • @Uncertified_child
    @Uncertified_child 2 года назад +1753

    imagine the paper cut you would get from the paper spinning very fast 0-0

    • @scratcher823
      @scratcher823 2 года назад +170

      A man arrives to the emergency room, with a 10 inch gashing, bloody wound on his hand. His sleeve and coat is covered with blood, and little paper fragments are embedded in the wound. On further examination, the bones in his palm seem to have been cracked in half and in the cut are more sharp paper slices.

    • @Gamer23car
      @Gamer23car 2 года назад +104

      @@scratcher823 Hyperpaperemia; hyper meaning high, paper, emia meaning presence in blood. High paper presence in blood.

    • @Moldovallan1618
      @Moldovallan1618 2 года назад +10

      Goddammit u forgot the initils, they’re JC as usual

    • @scratcher823
      @scratcher823 2 года назад +26

      On further examination, it seems like little microscopic paper fragments are now coursing through his bloodstream, painfully lodging themselves into the walls of arteries and veins. He can do nothing but scream, as the ER nurses try to calm him down.

    • @immacreator777
      @immacreator777 2 года назад +18

      You ask what happened to him, and the nurse says "It's just a paper cut. "

  • @Retro-Rev
    @Retro-Rev 4 года назад +699

    2020: cutting scissors with paper
    2030: writing on a pencil with paper

    • @aloyperez2059
      @aloyperez2059 4 года назад +3

      @LIU XINGYAN lmao... that meme always makes me laugh.

    • @Zayfolk
      @Zayfolk 4 года назад +2

      The what

    • @chunkycat1298
      @chunkycat1298 4 года назад

      @Vanessaaa y the what
      Lol

    • @sam6395
      @sam6395 4 года назад +2

      Took me three minute to understand cause my brain thought "writing on paper with pencil".

    • @drewmeinamood
      @drewmeinamood 4 года назад

      @@sam6395 *I see age is catching up with you, old man*

  • @lalalalala1805
    @lalalalala1805 4 года назад +845

    That alligator is the cutest thing I have ever seen. Thank you for putting that into my life

    • @MistressNebula
      @MistressNebula 4 года назад +12

      It sounds like a laser turret

    • @notabigdealthough8616
      @notabigdealthough8616 4 года назад +9

      Wait til it grows up

    • @adobo2k470
      @adobo2k470 4 года назад +2

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch yea but the alligator is adorable asf

    • @nevercede1
      @nevercede1 4 года назад +5

      wait till it learns the barrel roll LOL

    •  4 года назад +1

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch what

  • @anilkullu4766
    @anilkullu4766 4 года назад +1258

    The scissors and paper be like:
    "let's both die"
    "Ya totally"

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @njsmndz2943
      @njsmndz2943 4 года назад +2

      As the great spy said
      “We die together”

    • @felicvik9456
      @felicvik9456 4 года назад

      Kamakazi paper

    • @noru8360
      @noru8360 4 года назад +1

      rock: *cries
      also rock: If you guys die i'll kill you.

    • @charaprotectionsquad
      @charaprotectionsquad 4 года назад

      @@EHMM he's not sus can confirm

  • @StonerJames
    @StonerJames Год назад +427

    I never knew crocodiles and alligators could be affectionate. That was cute!

  • @StuffLIsrael
    @StuffLIsrael 4 года назад +5243

    "Haha I chose scissors, I win!"
    "No"
    *wrist rotates at fast speed*

  • @grimvaron
    @grimvaron 4 года назад +919

    "If the enemy cuts you, you cut them back."
    - Thin Zu, Art of Paper

  • @ayaanshaik4053
    @ayaanshaik4053 4 года назад +4225

    Guy: “Janice”
    Janice: *happy laser noises*

    • @Twixmix16
      @Twixmix16 4 года назад +86

      happy galaga noises

    • @rakshahegde2907
      @rakshahegde2907 4 года назад +10

      Wait ayaan do you know ghost rockstar?

    • @chunkycat1298
      @chunkycat1298 4 года назад +9

      Alagaga

    • @k_pler
      @k_pler 4 года назад +20

      I wonder what he'll do with Janice when she grows up?

    • @Eerie-placeable
      @Eerie-placeable 4 года назад +31

      I would die for Janice

  • @calixcolo9523
    @calixcolo9523 Год назад +2

    “Rock paper scissors!”
    “Hah scissors on paper I win!”
    “That’s what you think! *spins aggressively* “
    “What are you AHHH-“

  • @KillaCatzGames
    @KillaCatzGames 4 года назад +1828

    And thus, the little kittens had trust issues for their entire life.

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 года назад +7

      Me as a cat

    • @helo6824
      @helo6824 4 года назад +4

      Not everyday I get to see another noob friend

    • @gotjukez3307
      @gotjukez3307 4 года назад +4

      @Bruh Momento that’s enough RUclips for one day

    • @fieanon
      @fieanon 4 года назад

      Bruh Momento this guy is off his hinges damn

    • @SpectralGK
      @SpectralGK 4 года назад

      Oh hi killacatz its me Mrnoob do u still play build n destroy?

  • @Aboredbulborb
    @Aboredbulborb 4 года назад +1617

    When everyone is talking about the paper cutting the scissors but nobody is talking about the alligator that swallowed a space gun

    • @alexcleveland2808
      @alexcleveland2808 4 года назад +7

      THANK YOU

    • @ross6612
      @ross6612 4 года назад +4

      Thank you

    • @marcelloreeves7216
      @marcelloreeves7216 4 года назад +61

      What that sound means is that it is calling for its mother/caregiver. If you hear that sound in the wild RUN!

    • @chopsticks3932
      @chopsticks3932 4 года назад +4

      @@marcelloreeves7216 :0

    • @icyhot8167
      @icyhot8167 4 года назад

      YOU'RE WELCOME

  • @badass_yt7962
    @badass_yt7962 4 года назад +4036

    Everybody gangsta till paper starts cutting scissors...

    • @mknightb698
      @mknightb698 4 года назад +66

      True, rock be like Imma head out or am I next

    • @skyphantomgaming357
      @skyphantomgaming357 4 года назад +14

      True

    • @TheIllusioner
      @TheIllusioner 4 года назад +40

      Imagine putting your finger in that. Worst paper cut ever

    • @juliabrooks8396
      @juliabrooks8396 4 года назад +2

      @God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch hypocrite, look at your own bio

    • @_unfold
      @_unfold 4 года назад +6

      It’s the plastic part man it won’t cut the metal

  • @Thinker830
    @Thinker830 Год назад +1

    Baby eating a vase piece in 1969:”dies of radiation”

  • @agentdwmib
    @agentdwmib 4 года назад +59706

    Ok, that radioactive one kinda freaks me out
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes, and replies, and subs. REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!

  • @astralsheepu7379
    @astralsheepu7379 4 года назад +1395

    "the robots even know how to use the elevator"
    well yeah, what's the fancy roomba gonna do, take the stairs?

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ 4 года назад +19

      @johnny boy rude

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 4 года назад +2

      Slinky robots have mastered this craft DECADES AGO!

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 4 года назад +2

      @johnny boy Your videos are great.

    • @daveshephard3412
      @daveshephard3412 4 года назад +1

      @@Ikabun1312
      ​Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 4 года назад +6

      @@daveshephard3412 What??? Dude shut up

  • @rubenaalexander5007
    @rubenaalexander5007 4 года назад +737

    0:19 Paper: *"I've won, but at what cost-"*

  • @mwbgaming28
    @mwbgaming28 Год назад +3

    The look on those kittens faces when there was no food on the plate, absolute betrayal of the worst kind

  • @supadupaswag2125
    @supadupaswag2125 3 года назад +4154

    “Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.”
    “I win”
    “Well actually...”

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 4 года назад +481

    Chunky squirrel: “If I stay perfectly still I am invisible.”
    *Beep*

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 4 года назад +5

      It's soooo cute, hahahahahahaha...replayed 10x and still laughing...

    • @TexasWench
      @TexasWench 4 года назад

      That a hamster but still cute

    • @krupzug5359
      @krupzug5359 4 года назад +2

      @@TexasWench M8 a squirrel is NOT a hamster

    • @hypress1765
      @hypress1765 4 года назад

      Indeed

    • @hypress1765
      @hypress1765 4 года назад

      @@TexasWench it’s a squirrel

  • @Nancywheelermain
    @Nancywheelermain 4 года назад +730

    Guy: "Janice, say hi!"
    Alligator: *INSERT PACMAN NOISES*

    • @allykookie15
      @allykookie15 4 года назад +2

      BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSS

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 4 года назад

      🤔🤔

    • @mergat2970
      @mergat2970 4 года назад

      *galaga

    • @bipulgamer07
      @bipulgamer07 4 года назад

      That's the end of this video hopefully i was able to make your day just a little better and i'll see you guys again very very soon
      Later

    • @nore5888
      @nore5888 4 года назад

      you know its Galaga right?

  • @I_DONT_like_Apples-very-much
    @I_DONT_like_Apples-very-much Год назад +1

    The intrusive thoughts would win and I’d put my finger on the paper, then be confused on where my finger went

  • @gallian9778
    @gallian9778 4 года назад +634

    This should be called: The Ultimate Paper Cut or The Most Dangerous Paper Cut

    • @kewalchambyal3725
      @kewalchambyal3725 4 года назад +3

      Damn this comment is underrated

    • @phrostieee
      @phrostieee 4 года назад +6

      i literally made a comment that said "the ultimate paper cut" and i saw this and i had to delete it >:(

    • @gallian9778
      @gallian9778 4 года назад +2

      @@phrostieee Sorry mate, I didn't know

    • @kitari5918
      @kitari5918 4 года назад +1

      danganronpa fan? lol

    • @phrostieee
      @phrostieee 4 года назад +1

      @@gallian9778 not blaming ya lad

  • @sharkmatcha929
    @sharkmatcha929 4 года назад +458

    " the robot know how to use the elevator "
    wall-e flashback

  • @SmoothWolf
    @SmoothWolf 3 года назад +5978

    This gives a whole new way to play rock paper scissors

  • @OVDutile
    @OVDutile Год назад +1

    0:19 Paper: uhh i wanna become a funny paper *turns into bunch of wiggles*

  • @hmmm4989
    @hmmm4989 4 года назад +440

    "Hi, Im Peter Plate and I was scratched by a radioactive cup"

    • @gwyndette3510
      @gwyndette3510 4 года назад +8

      Heh.

    • @anousenic
      @anousenic 4 года назад +38

      ♬ Ceramic Man, Ceramic Man - breaks just as easy as ceramics can... ♬

    • @Void00N
      @Void00N 4 года назад

      Plate man

    • @DuoVersal
      @DuoVersal 4 года назад +1

      Peter Plate

    • @goofyrat2938
      @goofyrat2938 4 года назад +2

      😂 beautifullll!

  • @starrywolf6273
    @starrywolf6273 4 года назад +5380

    That dog is traumatized

    • @KrabbiPatti
      @KrabbiPatti 4 года назад +58

      my mans theres no dog in this vid

    • @kkano_
      @kkano_ 4 года назад +2

      Hi

    • @trapxys
      @trapxys 4 года назад +143

      @@KrabbiPatti 1:49 yes this one 😂

    • @XrayTag
      @XrayTag 4 года назад +148

      @@KrabbiPatti my mans you must be blind

    • @aaronthereal
      @aaronthereal 4 года назад +2

      Real one

  • @PolishCowvsJuan
    @PolishCowvsJuan 4 года назад +1018

    That Alligator sounds like a laser gun, funny and weird at the same time.

    • @Bruh-cb9cr
      @Bruh-cb9cr 4 года назад +9

      You posted the exact same comment 3 times bruh 😂

    • @yegus8211
      @yegus8211 4 года назад +3

      based janice

    • @officialxiz
      @officialxiz 4 года назад +2

      Lol we got 1 sub before 2021 in the comments

    • @GalaticVoidedNightmare
      @GalaticVoidedNightmare 4 года назад +1

      Pew pew gun XD

    • @charIiee
      @charIiee 4 года назад +1

      u mean hamster?

  • @sc0p3y92
    @sc0p3y92 Год назад +1

    “Janice..” “reptile noises” “Janice!!” “More reptile noises”

  • @transientlattice
    @transientlattice 3 года назад +4985

    “Paper cuts scissors, I win!”
    “Actually sciccors cuts pa-“
    *”did I stutter?”*

    • @LordBungeekrum
      @LordBungeekrum 3 года назад +75

      yeah but....but. That was paper vs rubber not scissor :( :(.

    • @TAGimations
      @TAGimations 3 года назад +78

      @@LordBungeekrum *actually that was clearly an elephant*

    • @coolpersonz2405
      @coolpersonz2405 3 года назад +8

      LOL

    • @goodbyemychannel
      @goodbyemychannel 3 года назад +3

      @@TAGimations I laughed too hard at your reply

    • @jmarcos1588
      @jmarcos1588 3 года назад +2

      PAPER WINS ON SCISSORS cus IF you Cut Paper It is still a paper so NO ONE CAN BEAT PAPER

  • @Xiaolruc
    @Xiaolruc 4 года назад +1101

    2:24
    Squirrel: "Hello, human. I hope you do not mind that I've come to hang out in this location-"
    **HONK**
    Squirrel: "AAAUYGH!"

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 года назад +11465

    Mr.Beast cutting the table with plastic knives be like...

    • @spywalkz1
      @spywalkz1 4 года назад +130

      He cuts the table with money

    • @hello14711
      @hello14711 4 года назад +12

      Heh

    • @Ych2007
      @Ych2007 4 года назад +50

      Hello verified person that I've never heard of

    • @sushi_1233
      @sushi_1233 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @Saltical
      @Saltical 4 года назад +6

      Here before this comment gets popular :)

  • @shlokvyas3228
    @shlokvyas3228 Год назад +12

    I love how this Man does his Intro and Outro So decently 😊

  • @anabelvansolingen4892
    @anabelvansolingen4892 4 года назад +789

    Scissors: let me cut this piece of paper
    Paper: uno reverse card

    • @DarrensGeneralInfo
      @DarrensGeneralInfo 4 года назад

      *Please view my vid about the Bhopal gas disaster.. It is about a disaster which occured in Bhopal, India in the year 1984 due to the leak of Methyl Isocyanate gas. I've explained each and every thing briefly in that video*

    • @DarrensGeneralInfo
      @DarrensGeneralInfo 4 года назад

      *Please view my vid about the Bhopal gas disaster.. It is about a disaster which occured in Bhopal, India in the year 1984 due to the leak of Methyl Isocyanate gas. I've explained each and every thing briefly in that video*

    • @RMSLusitania
      @RMSLusitania 4 года назад

      @@DarrensGeneralInfo no

    • @bananaknox3861
      @bananaknox3861 4 года назад

      @@DarrensGeneralInfo no

    • @ok-mn1we
      @ok-mn1we 4 года назад

      Leme cut this piece of scissors

  • @shidbot420
    @shidbot420 4 года назад +6833

    Wait the pottery is radioactive...?! No wonder why I've turned yellow... Smh

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 4 года назад +312

      Nah, you are just a factory defect lego.

    • @WHYTHOVYKYNG
      @WHYTHOVYKYNG 4 года назад +245

      Nah man you're just from the Simpsons🐵👍🏾

    • @ghstly2000
      @ghstly2000 4 года назад +23

      Bro why do you even exist

    • @DP-99
      @DP-99 4 года назад +40

      Pakistan is still based though.

    • @pigbenis5295
      @pigbenis5295 4 года назад +24

      This is a pure hassan moment

  • @madrain1830
    @madrain1830 4 года назад +684

    The squirrel is like:
    *if I don’t move they won’t see me-*
    *AHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @tristanplayz3180
    @tristanplayz3180 Год назад +1

    Ima send this to everyone that beats me in Rock paper scissors with scissors to prove that I won.

  • @idontevenknow3852
    @idontevenknow3852 4 года назад +293

    These are the reasons why I love your channel. You never click bait us, never put annoying music in the background, don't beg us to subscribe, don't talk nonsense through more than half of the video, you always get to the point, and your videos are always entertaining and that's coming from me, a person who has a very short attention span and I just never get bored of your videos

    • @RR-uh1of
      @RR-uh1of 4 года назад +1

      Best daily dose :))

    • @Cutterfly33
      @Cutterfly33 4 года назад

      Now this comment is what I like to call true

    • @ch34pwoowoo7
      @ch34pwoowoo7 4 года назад

      And his voice is so calming like, it brightens up my day. Not like the ppl who screams and be like so loud in their vids

    • @aalvids
      @aalvids 4 года назад

      I think we been click baited a teeeeny tiny bit

    • @aalvids
      @aalvids 4 года назад +1

      The paper only cuts one side of scizor while thumb nail is almost half a scizor

  • @p1nk962
    @p1nk962 4 года назад +933

    The hospital one was literally just Wall-E live action

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 года назад +11

      Nooo... it needs more cockroaches in the hospitals for that to be plausible. lol

    • @-iiixiii--identity-5921
      @-iiixiii--identity-5921 4 года назад +4

      @@adamgray1753 lmao what

    • @triangulator01
      @triangulator01 4 года назад +2

      Only this time they're saving humans and not eating them...

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 года назад

      I see you did not get my crystal clear Wall-E allusion, @@-iiixiii--identity-5921.

    • @Ownxer
      @Ownxer 4 года назад +1

      E

  • @Matrix32728
    @Matrix32728 Год назад +1

    I love how the cats looked at the empty plate then at the camera as if they were saying “you serious right now bro?”

  • @jj_existed
    @jj_existed 4 года назад +5786

    The way he says “YOUR” makes it feel like it’s only “MY” dose of internet.

  • @garfeltrealtbh
    @garfeltrealtbh 3 года назад +6726

    “Rock Paper Scissors!”
    “I win haha!”
    “Well watch this”
    **cuts hand**

  • @cruze7778
    @cruze7778 4 года назад +747

    Cats looking at each other like “ bro, is this guy for real” 😂

  • @dablika2524
    @dablika2524 Год назад +9

    And that was the day when paper became a counter to everything in Rock Paper Scissors

  • @Obi-Goat_Kenobi
    @Obi-Goat_Kenobi 4 года назад +1840

    My friend: “scissors cuts paper. I win.”
    Me: *“oh I don’t think so”*

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 года назад +53

      Your friends: "How did this happen? I thought we were smarter than this."

    •  4 года назад +14

      We may need to change the rules of this game ha

    • @thefriedrice4489
      @thefriedrice4489 4 года назад +6

      Hello there general kenobi

    • @Ajdiaz-pg7qw
      @Ajdiaz-pg7qw 4 года назад +11

      @xxpyroxx75 no

    • @christiandore661
      @christiandore661 4 года назад +1

      obi wan said obi wan meme very epic

  • @chrismathew2295
    @chrismathew2295 4 года назад +606

    Opponent and I: "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"
    Opponent: "Scissor."
    Me: "SPINNING PAPER!"

    • @SkillsShorts
      @SkillsShorts 4 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @dont6439
      @dont6439 4 года назад +3

      Dont read my PROFILÉ PICTURÉ :)

    • @DarrensGeneralInfo
      @DarrensGeneralInfo 4 года назад

      *Please view my vid about the Bhopal gas disaster.. It is about a disaster which occured in Bhopal, India in the year 1984 due to the leak of Methyl Isocyanate gas. I've explained each and every thing briefly in that video*

    • @orangeyakult
      @orangeyakult 4 года назад

      @@dont6439 don't worry i won't too :))

    • @SkillsShorts
      @SkillsShorts 4 года назад

      @@dont6439 sure 👍

  • @LolcanB
    @LolcanB 3 года назад +2245

    If you really think about it, in Rock Paper Scissors, anything can beat anything. Rock punctures paper, rock crushes scissors, paper wraps around rock, paper cuts scissors at the handle, scissors cuts paper in half, and the handle of scissors can be bashed against a weak rock to break it

    • @ceqell
      @ceqell 3 года назад +78

      this is me when the *_w H A T_*

    • @vagabond4176
      @vagabond4176 3 года назад +50

      ...nnoo i dont think it works like that but ok.

    • @LucasssBtw
      @LucasssBtw 3 года назад +15

      So i also win

    • @justthinking650
      @justthinking650 3 года назад +94

      in short, there are no rules in rock paper scissors

    • @U1and0nly
      @U1and0nly 3 года назад +16

      I think as long as the scissors have the sharp edge on its blades, it will still beat the paper

  • @franqvictoriano5725
    @franqvictoriano5725 Год назад +3

    Now then….. where’s scissors beat rock?

  • @datvlogs4504
    @datvlogs4504 4 года назад +553

    “Cutting scissors with paper”
    It’s evolving, just backwards

    • @sushi_1233
      @sushi_1233 4 года назад +3

      HAHA!!!!

    • @reddyboi1427
      @reddyboi1427 4 года назад +8

      Soon we are gonna be cutting rocks with scissors

    • @tventhusi
      @tventhusi 4 года назад +1

      Wow. I looked one second and then looked away. Then right after I looked BACK and saw he hearted it

    • @sushi_1233
      @sushi_1233 4 года назад

      @@tventhusi Man, that's life.

    • @1maxiuns
      @1maxiuns 4 года назад +1

      Literally.

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye 4 года назад +175

    1:13
    Rodent: "FEAR ME, HUMAN!"
    Human: "Awww, he is doing electric toothbrush noises!"

    • @twenzu915
      @twenzu915 4 года назад +4

      Kinda sad that you called him a rodent 😂

    • @danes9778
      @danes9778 4 года назад +1

      it is a little mouse

    • @carvtheduck
      @carvtheduck 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @lonelybookworm
      @lonelybookworm 2 года назад +2

      He speaks in EAS sound

    • @axolplayzz
      @axolplayzz Год назад

      THATS LITERALLY A HAMSTER ARE YALL STUPID

  • @pixie6885
    @pixie6885 3 года назад +1726

    Me: mom my finger hurtss!!!
    Mom: don't be so dramatic.. its just a paper cut-
    The paper cut:

  • @LoxyLovesPlanes
    @LoxyLovesPlanes Год назад +25

    0:00 paper cuts scissors
    0:24 Doge
    0:31 Omegle prank
    0:44 toxic pottery
    1:08 screaming ham
    1:44 Janice the alligator
    1:55 what the nest hospitals look like

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 9 месяцев назад

      Nest😂

  • @MG42AA2WorldSuperCars
    @MG42AA2WorldSuperCars 4 года назад +1908

    Paper be like:
    “Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!...”
    *But not for me*

    • @thienquoc5790
      @thienquoc5790 4 года назад +23

      @Gaming Babu Don't you know the ''Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me!'' Meme? Its MEANT to say two times, so technically hes right and your wrong, the comment is way better having call an ambulance typed two times and not one and you do not know your memes bro.
      Im guessing your a kid who is unintelligent in the meme department lol, my reply didnt need this section but i dont care and im putting it in anyway :)

    • @thienquoc5790
      @thienquoc5790 4 года назад +8

      @Gaming Babu Well it doesnt sound funny to me :/ Okay lets just mind our own businesses now

    • @ink32
      @ink32 3 года назад +1

      @Gaming Babu 🐒

    • @blockhead9628
      @blockhead9628 3 года назад +4

      @Gaming Babu
      poopmunk hahaha

    • @hikari4483
      @hikari4483 3 года назад +1

      @@thienquoc5790 Idk why but I hate you now why did you write so long now I’m in babus side

  • @thegameloaf7811
    @thegameloaf7811 4 года назад +424

    I didn’t think that squirrel would even be able to jump

  • @AarnavChopra07
    @AarnavChopra07 4 года назад +219

    I love how you emphasize the “your” daily dose. It really personalized the experience

    • @abagabagaba
      @abagabagaba 4 года назад

      Every copy of RUclips is personalized

  • @chickenpugg
    @chickenpugg Год назад +1

    2:30: When you reach the final boss

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye 4 года назад +304

    2:25
    "I'm expecting it, he's gonna honk that horn."
    "Not even gonna be scared- OH GOSH!"

  • @sammoore9424
    @sammoore9424 4 года назад +520

    “Paper can beat rock”
    “The future is now, old man”

    • @aplenope
      @aplenope 4 года назад +12

      paper actually beats rock.

    • @hamz5791
      @hamz5791 4 года назад +5

      I found you my brotha

    • @jaelle-aurorestvictor3290
      @jaelle-aurorestvictor3290 4 года назад +1

      Strange Apple r/wooosh

    • @voldevolde7870
      @voldevolde7870 4 года назад +1

      I could beat paper with rock by making the rock sharp and boom rock cuts paper.

    • @Blud6966
      @Blud6966 4 года назад

      @@jaelle-aurorestvictor3290 r/ihavereddit

  • @SoftyWalterGames
    @SoftyWalterGames 4 года назад +632

    Its so crazy how nearly every single organism on this planet enjoys being stroked

  • @jiminnorthdallas1227
    @jiminnorthdallas1227 2 года назад +2

    I love the automatic jacks! Speed racer’s Mach 5 was awesome predictive programming. Auto-jacks, remote control drone with video to the car, steering wheel button controls, and more!

  • @pandoraaphrehendes2758
    @pandoraaphrehendes2758 3 года назад +11636

    "Cutting Scissors With Paper" Well well well, How the turn tables

    • @TheJuggaloj
      @TheJuggaloj 3 года назад +369

      "How the turntables"
      -Michael scott.

    • @qamaroon870
      @qamaroon870 3 года назад +122

      @@TheJuggaloj I was about to ask what's a turntable

    • @KonamiCat
      @KonamiCat 3 года назад +102

      "Well well well how the turntables" - Albert Aretz

    • @DerekK.2423
      @DerekK.2423 3 года назад +76

      "Its time to say goodbye... To turning tables"
      -Adele

    • @TheJuggaloj
      @TheJuggaloj 3 года назад +32

      @@DerekK.2423 (the tables turned)
      A poetry by William wordsworth.

  • @joinalex7876
    @joinalex7876 4 года назад +837

    0:37 - Plot twist: he didn't know someone was behind him and just laughed at the woman's reaction.

    • @hihello5590
      @hihello5590 4 года назад +12

      O_O

    • @OO-ek8sc
      @OO-ek8sc 4 года назад +7

      Well.. it is what it is

    • @pitou6084
      @pitou6084 4 года назад +5

      Bro that was obvious, why did you even repeat

    • @lelamahmud2950
      @lelamahmud2950 4 года назад +1

      @•Cloudii•Fnaf•idiot• ;p whats a plot twist-

    • @bananamen2316
      @bananamen2316 4 года назад

      H

  • @pvcific46
    @pvcific46 4 года назад +231

    I feel bad for that squirrel he was just chillin

  • @gachabloxgirl3958
    @gachabloxgirl3958 2 года назад +2

    Finally an update to Rock paper scissors. We've been waiting for thousands of years.

  • @Kitsch910
    @Kitsch910 3 года назад +2695

    At first i read, "Cutting paper with scissors" and I was like, "What's cool about that?"

  • @jameelismail1833
    @jameelismail1833 4 года назад +1912

    "hello everyone this is your daily dose of the internet"
    *The most soothing sound of 2020*

    • @RandomStufffffff
      @RandomStufffffff 4 года назад +4

      *YOUR*

    • @josephmarxembang5876
      @josephmarxembang5876 4 года назад +4

      ever since i started watching this channel back in 2017 my depression got cured

    • @6ix6lock6
      @6ix6lock6 4 года назад +3

      Also when my parents woke me up saying biden won

    • @amillionhobbies7022
      @amillionhobbies7022 4 года назад

      Bob Ross is defeated this year.

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 4 года назад +3

      Okay...I've seen this sorts of comment in the last few videos... The other similar comments: appreciating how he never clickbait, how the word YOUR made ME feel good, and how cool to get a love from him. 😅😅😅

  • @manavsharma2232
    @manavsharma2232 4 года назад +399

    *gets papercut*
    Sibling: Stop being such a baby, it's just a paperc-
    Finger: Gone

    • @KiboSarkyu
      @KiboSarkyu 4 года назад +15

      Gone.....reduced to atoms

    • @Amiro12338
      @Amiro12338 4 года назад +6

      that’s much bigger then the average paper cut bud

    • @LKonstantina915
      @LKonstantina915 4 года назад +3

      more like finger cut

    • @dont6439
      @dont6439 4 года назад

      Dont read my PROFILÉ PICTURÉ :)

    • @damonisch5801
      @damonisch5801 4 года назад +3

      @@dont6439 ok i won't don't worry

  • @morganbythesea
    @morganbythesea 2 года назад +1

    That hamster sounds like my fire alarm.

  • @llawliet9753
    @llawliet9753 4 года назад +138

    Man: "Jannice?"
    Jannice: "HAAAAAA"
    Man: "Jannice I love you"
    Jannice: " OW MYYY GAAAAAAAD"

  • @xylogie277
    @xylogie277 4 года назад +392

    Friend: "Hey wanna play rock, paper, scissors?"
    Me: ”Gimme a sec, gotta grab something"

  • @abendregen5211
    @abendregen5211 4 года назад +2391

    Everybody's talking about the scissors but can we just acknowledge how cool the hunter thingy is?

  • @Bucketofsad
    @Bucketofsad Год назад +1

    0:27 me at the adults table on thanksgiving when they start talking politics:

  • @RrubhuVideos
    @RrubhuVideos 4 года назад +813

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe:
    *Scissors cutting a paper!*

    • @GigaChadburger
      @GigaChadburger 4 года назад +39

      Oh my god !!? How can a scissor cut paper ?!!
      That's insane !!

    • @Abby-ku7we
      @Abby-ku7we 4 года назад +11

      George washington

    • @redevil119
      @redevil119 4 года назад +2

      @@Abby-ku7we oi

    • @justaguy2023
      @justaguy2023 4 года назад +3

      @Daily Dose of Bloopers lol you are the real one, theres so many fake account s man, hard to understand

    • @mistadude
      @mistadude 4 года назад +4

      @@justaguy2023 that's not the real one

  • @dr.z1657
    @dr.z1657 4 года назад +218

    0:54 In case anyone is wondering how they captured this amazing footage, the pieces of pottery are inside a cloud chamber. Cloud chambers are a sealed environment filled with water vapor or alcohol vapor that allows you to detect radioactive particles/ionizing radiation. The white streaks you see are actually trails of ionized gas particles formed by collisions between gas molecules and radioactive particles. Pretty awesome.

    • @sophie-nn6qg
      @sophie-nn6qg 4 года назад +1

      yeah

    • @ali-1000
      @ali-1000 4 года назад +5

      thank you for telling me this, very cool :)

    • @jay-tbl
      @jay-tbl 4 года назад +1

      So a single radioactive particle has enough energy to make that noticeable of an effect?

    • @ono_o_o
      @ono_o_o 4 года назад +1

      @@jay-tbl wouldn't radioactive particles spread the same way gas particles do?

    • @HighVoltageHD_
      @HighVoltageHD_ 4 года назад +3

      Thank you Dr. Z

  • @cosm3
    @cosm3 3 года назад +631

    1:38
    Him: Jannice
    Jannice: *AuuuauauuUaauu*

    • @Termfixnigfa
      @Termfixnigfa 3 года назад +27

      I love that noise

    • @Rolandgaming-c9l
      @Rolandgaming-c9l 3 года назад +22

      God that is so cute

    • @zsauce7447
      @zsauce7447 3 года назад +3

      Best thing

    • @CoreRealm
      @CoreRealm 3 года назад +3

      It's so cute
      But I'm not brave enough to pet it ever

    • @nnaddox
      @nnaddox 3 года назад +6

      *creates a raygun sound.*

  • @kenkerenboy
    @kenkerenboy Год назад +1

    Paper finally used his secret Reverse Ability to attack his enemy… S C I S S O R S ✂️

  • @CityWhisperer
    @CityWhisperer 4 года назад +195

    That hunting tent is actually impressive, really smart yet simple.

    • @clawsandteeth7846
      @clawsandteeth7846 4 года назад +11

      I wonder if it could also be used by researchers to study the behavior of more reclusive animals.

    • @switcherookangaroo357
      @switcherookangaroo357 4 года назад +2

      What brand is that tent? I want one

    • @-Archeus-
      @-Archeus- 4 года назад +14

      Seems impressive, until you really begin to think about it. You sacrifice just about everything a blind does, in favor of more visibility.
      To provide that visibility, the walls were replaced with mesh. This means no wind, weather, or scent proofing. You’re completely exposed to the elements, and to wildlife, except they can’t see you. Unless, of course, you use a lantern inside. Then you become a beacon.

    • @applewood389
      @applewood389 4 года назад +3

      @@-Archeus- exactly, i dont even know how you would shoot in one of those because you couldn't find the windows, and anyways I consider it cheating, call me a boomer but I don't think think hey should bring this tech crap into hunting (this is is coming from a young teen girl too lol)

    • @davengibson6049
      @davengibson6049 4 года назад +1

      @@applewood389 you don’t know how to hunt hunt is to get meat it’s not a competition

  • @vgzhh1171
    @vgzhh1171 4 года назад +638

    "Paper cutting scissors."
    ME: So my life it's a lie...

    • @trusfrated4645
      @trusfrated4645 4 года назад

      It didn't cut metal it did only cut plastic so no no

    • @GoomerNotABoomer
      @GoomerNotABoomer 4 года назад +2

      Cake is a lie

    • @titanide
      @titanide 4 года назад +1

      Always has been

    • @SurrealMath1
      @SurrealMath1 4 года назад

      No its been backwards the whole time. Rock can beat scissors and scussors beats rock.

    • @QuantumShopping
      @QuantumShopping 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @dangerdude2892
    @dangerdude2892 4 года назад +382

    “Just a little better “
    No man, a whole lot better.

  • @aliecarey
    @aliecarey Год назад +18

    You always make my day a little better 😁

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 4 года назад +1221

    2:33 The fastest Mr. Chubbs will ever get to a backflip (watching in .25 speed is hilarious!)

  • @topi.topiii
    @topi.topiii 3 года назад +699

    1:39 My stomach in the middle of quiet class work time

    • @Johanaa
      @Johanaa 3 года назад +13

      True

    • @Callum09ch
      @Callum09ch 3 года назад +11

      It's so perfect

    • @searturquoise
      @searturquoise 3 года назад +15

      my stomach, too, says Janice in the middle of class

    • @mifiichu7862
      @mifiichu7862 3 года назад +4

      Oml you legend

    • @topi.topiii
      @topi.topiii 3 года назад +2

      @@mifiichu7862 I- haha lol

  • @taishirgb6438
    @taishirgb6438 4 года назад +82

    1:47 Janice sounding like it’s shooting laser beams lol

  • @rosemoore8277
    @rosemoore8277 Год назад +33

    I'd love to go camping in one of those hunting blinds.. Being able to see the trees and animals would be beautiful to wake up to, rather than just the inside of a regular tent. 😍

  • @3am_mom
    @3am_mom 3 года назад +2185

    The pure betrayal on those kittens faces is priceless

    • @whatthefox6622
      @whatthefox6622 3 года назад +18

      No it's 5000$

    • @69enmo27
      @69enmo27 3 года назад +9

      No it's your life savings..... And 8 cents 🤑

    • @kennko3
      @kennko3 3 года назад +1

      I NEED MORE

    • @kilted_coal1967
      @kilted_coal1967 3 года назад +4

      AAWWWW DEY SOO CUTE😂😂😍😍😍

    • @vixxinn8999
      @vixxinn8999 3 года назад +10

      The kittens made the da fuq face

  • @semitphantom
    @semitphantom 4 года назад +227

    When you tell your kid that paper beats scissors:
    *”My* *whole* *life,* *a* *lie”*

  • @vrrealo724
    @vrrealo724 3 года назад +4879

    That radioactive pottery is actually pretty interesting. You never know, this could be the cause of a lot of things

    • @G-_Money
      @G-_Money 3 года назад +254

      The ionization is so short that you would have to eat the plate to be effected, but by then you would have bigger problems on your hand as the other materials in the Glaze would kill you long before the radiation would have any effects.

    • @jacobrutzke691
      @jacobrutzke691 3 года назад +19

      @@G-_Money someone made a nuclear reactor out of them

    • @jacobg8640
      @jacobg8640 3 года назад +146

      @@G-_Money According to the article I just read about it, it is advised not to eat off them or worse drink from them. On occasion is probably fine, but doing it regularly may increase cancer risks although such a correlation has never been observed. Even being in the same room may be a problem, but not significantly until you are around a lot of it or around it often. Risks increase if it is broken.

    • @crackle317
      @crackle317 3 года назад +31

      I know a lot pottery became radioactive when the US government was testing nuclear bombs in the 1940s and 60s.

    • @bluntersthompson3865
      @bluntersthompson3865 3 года назад +7

      I eat off the exact plate

  • @Spicii9896
    @Spicii9896 Год назад +1

    You just revolutionized Rock Paper Scissors

  • @elijah5199
    @elijah5199 3 года назад +6253

    I love janice
    she seems like a kind alligator

    • @thewaffle187
      @thewaffle187 3 года назад +42

      Until 69 years later she is 11 feet long and gets caged in a zoo or the species just went extinct completely

    • @divyanshib4180
      @divyanshib4180 3 года назад +89

      @@thewaffle187 stop

    • @usernamenotfound189
      @usernamenotfound189 3 года назад +8

      @@divyanshib4180 no

    • @jennyrosemanalo0613
      @jennyrosemanalo0613 3 года назад +55

      @@thewaffle187 don't be like that

    • @jennyrosemanalo0613
      @jennyrosemanalo0613 3 года назад +34

      @@usernamenotfound189 what do you mean no?? You no

  • @danes9778
    @danes9778 4 года назад +186

    *That little hamster’s scream sounded like the beginning of the “Emergency Broadcast System”*

    • @alovelydeadfish
      @alovelydeadfish 4 года назад

      I think they're a hamster

    • @danes9778
      @danes9778 4 года назад

      @@alovelydeadfish oh I’ll change it

    • @sushi_1233
      @sushi_1233 4 года назад

      Hamster, and rip headphone users.

    • @goldenleaf56
      @goldenleaf56 4 года назад +1

      @@sushi_1233 that was pretty quiet unless you have your volume at max with like 20 speakers around you or something

    • @scarlettoc8108
      @scarlettoc8108 4 года назад

      This is your annual purge

  • @constellations8572
    @constellations8572 4 года назад +171

    I cringed so much thinking how bad a paper cut would feel with that.

  • @Spherical011
    @Spherical011 2 года назад +1

    So paper beats rock, and scissors.
    Guess papers unstoppable

  • @BigBossSnake49
    @BigBossSnake49 4 года назад +558

    And that’s the day the paper said “this is enough...”

    • @BigBossSnake49
      @BigBossSnake49 4 года назад +7

      You actually made me gasp thinking that was daily dose of internet lol

    • @ozdenhuseyin3691
      @ozdenhuseyin3691 4 года назад +2

      Ok

    • @kimofficial956
      @kimofficial956 4 года назад

      Also paper: **dies**

    • @Engieman909
      @Engieman909 4 года назад

      @Patrick Seretin it was a long battle, the scissors were to be forever scarred from the attack. but after the smoke cleared, the paper was defeated and the scissors had won.