The way I got it across to my grandmother that touching people wasn't okay was using service dogs as an analogy. "Grammy would you pet a stranger's dog without permission? No, cuz it might be dangerous and it's just rude. So why are you treating other PEOPLE with less courtesy?"
You know what, I’m really thankful for these stories and for mainly facts.. sometimes it’s hard to know what reaction is appropriate or acceptable for certain situations sometimes, and i really think this helps a lot of people
Waiting for the morning school bus a kid from the other end of the block decided to blurt out: 'My brother thinks you're gay.' 'Tell your brother I'm not interested.' Is how the fight started.
Story 3 reminds of a time my husband and I stayed at his parents house. I was 6 to 7 months pregnant at the time and our personal schedules were a bit chaotic because my husbands was working a night shift and going to school. I work up early that morning to see my MIL watching us sleep in the door way of the room. It was extremely weird and unsettling. She never said a word about it and I didn’t bring it up. I don’t waste my time or energy on people who are unreceptive to any kind of mature conversation. I knew I would either be gas lite or they would act if I was the strange one. I just took to locking that door anytime we would stay which wasn’t often. Later on she want on to say something about how they doesn’t lock doors at her house and it made me laugh to myself. All I could do was to think about was how you had to unless you wished to get spy on in the middle of the night. Bonus note was my husband was sleeping naked thank goodness he was completely covered up at the time.
I was once visiting my friend from high school and her boyfriend (they live together) in their first flat, and her boyfriend told me that she had to sleep only on the side of the bed near the wall because she was sleepwalking and sleep talking if she was not. So he told me one story when he slept on the side near the wall and had feeling like he was being watched. So he, still half asleep got woke up by my friend staring at him. He got so scared that he punched her in reflex because he absolutely didn't expect that. She absolutely didn't react and went sleep again. The next story he told me was when she broke his tooth and made a huge bruise on his stomach while she was sleepwalking, smacked him with her huge stuffed bear, throw that bear into the kitchen, got up, sworn like a sailor while picking that bear out of the floor (he was absolutely shocked because he never heard her swore like that before), and went back to sleep. Since that he always let her sleep near the wall despite it was not very comfortable on the other side of the bed. So yeah, found out my friend can be super dangerous while sleepwalking 🤣
If a math professor did that to me at 3AM... my phone would be on silent... but if it actually woke me up I would rent a PBX server in India and program it to call him from different numbers at random times between midnight and 5AM every night. (Possibly stopping for a day or two just to make him think it's over.
Clicked on another story day before yesterday, ready to settle in and enjoy the video as though hanging out with my best friend. Suddenly, I heard someone else's voice starting to narrate. Scrambled to find my remote because the experience felt so jarring and wrong! It was in that moment that I realized the video I had picked was from "Mostly Facts" instead...as I had simply glanced at the channel name before pressing play. I've come to enjoy this channel so much that watching these videos feels like I really am hanging out with a best friend! When the video I chose accidentally wasn't "The Mainly Facts Guy," it legit upset me a little. 😅 Love ya, Mainly Facts Guy! Thanks for what you do. Most of the time, our opinions are in alignment on things. Makes me want to hang out with you for real. I feel like you're probably a really cool guy and a fairly good person overall.
Trigger warning, this happened when I was 25/26: it was July, my uncle was staying over with us, mom dad and sister went out on the lake, brother was at work. We (uncle and I) were just watching some anime together, and he started to snuggle me. I thought nothing was wrong at that point because we in the living room next to ax vent blowing cold air in, so thought ok, he just wanted platonic cuddles to keep warm. Nope, because next he started rubbing my back, which also didn't Trigger me because thought he was trying Tobe a good uncle. He then starts to rub around thighs, I was extremely nervous about it, so didn't say anything about it. He then kisses me for no reason I can think of (we're freaking blood related so yeah.) This happened on two days during I think a weekend I'm July ( can't remember the exact time frame, sorry.) The reason I am writing this is because I think it's important to tell that, so people can understand that you should try to be aware that not everyone has your best interests in mind. Oh, almost forgot: I did tell mom and dad about it, they thankfully got him out the second day that happened. I'm fine, sister's fine, no one got physically hurt, at least not in my immediate family
An old high school mutual friend of a friend of mine got expelled at orientation/open house. Wore an inappropriate shirt. Refused to take it off, tried to fight the resource officer.
When I was in high school I went to France for a week with the French class. I did not take French and a lot of the kids that were in the class couldn't afford to go so the school made it a open invitation trip for anyone who wanted to go. We had spent about 3 days in Paris and had to take a tour bus down to a smaller beach town. We were supposed to take the bullet train there but the workers had gone on strike. So the first morning we were on the tour bus I had sat in the seat over the back right tire an had fallen asleep. I was woken up to the bus tire blowing up underneath me. When we pulled off to a bus stop I had explosive diarrhea because of how nervous I was. This was the very start of having severe anxiety. Now I have to take medication for.
Best comeback I've ever heard is where a man called out to another guy "I'm not ashamed of who I am" and the other guy said "no that's your parents job"
I kept telling my aunt to quit hugging me cause I don't like being touched at all. (Autism) one day I just screamed at her as an 18 year old that she shouldn't touch a SA victim and walked away to play video games. I was sa'd and she knew but didn't care
The best comeback I've ever witnessed was in a math class I took in high school. Our teacher knew how to roll with the punches and banter with some of the students. One guy thought he was funny and said "Hey Miss X! Ever met a Ben Dover?" some chuckles rippled through the class. Barely a pause goes by and she rounded on him saying "no, but I know an Iline Dover" and the class erupted into laughter. Nothing mind blowing, but it was still one of the most witty things I witnessed lol
I was a manager of a cold stone creamery & while I was doing the sched for my location, one of the part timers was bitching about his lack of hours, as i was explaining it was from the bosses bc of his attitude and what not, he starts insulting and blaming me. Finally, after what felt like 20 minutes of back and forth, & at my wits end with him i screamed about how we all wish his mom either faked a headache or swallowed the night he was conceived. he went silent and quit shortly after. Ran into him one a few years later as a support rep at our local Verizon where he had to be sooo nice to me bc it was his job. that was over 10 years ago, hope hes doing well.
@@glen7137 Possibly (perhaps not probably) just woke up at that point. Apparently it happens sometimes with sleepwalkers, not being aware of their surroundings untill someone speaks to them. (Looking through, not at if still dreaming)
the amount of times we've been wakened because the fire alarms at the apartments/dorms we stayed at kept going off at night randomly throughout the weeks is astounding
I was 2 days after turning 12 when my dad died suddenly. Two days later, someone called the house for him. I replied "He's dead" in a completely flat effect when my cousin grabbed the phone away to talk to the person. My cousin was like, "YOU COULD USE A GENTLER TOUCH. LIKE HE'S PASSED ON TO BETTER PLACE OR HE'S AT ETERNAL REST NOW OR JUST TAKE A NUMBER AND LET YOUR MOM HANDLE IT!!!!!" I was so still so shell-shocked, and in denial, it never occurred to me to say anything but the cold hard facts (the doctor at the hospital, when he first saw me and my mom had said "He's brain dead. Only the machine is keeping him alive. We did two brain scans. There's no hope." I think I was mirroring the doctor's bluntness because I was in total denial and had never experienced anything like this before and I was trying to protect myself, but I'm sure that person and my cousin thought I was a psycho.😂
For story 2, of the 26 minuets mark, as a Latino, in our culture, funerals can still be sad, of course. But we do try to enjoy ourselves and reminisce about good times with the deceased, we even think about dumb things or funny jokes they've done, so I hope that the mom doesn't feel too bad like u said and did find enjoyment in it afterwards.
Bro I usually watch your when I’m trying to sleep ( no offense to you content, I’m just tired all the time ) and I honest to god just saw your face for the first time. Like damn bro, your real.
As far as witty comebacks go I once caught up with a friend and while we were sitting there talking and our wives were chatting he put on a cowboy hat and said "I'm the sherrif of this here town." To which replied "which town is that? Brokeback Mountain?" He was almost paralysed with laughter and his face went red 😂
I've unlocked a memory. I'm a female and when I was a teenager and lived with my ex, I woke up one night to the sense of someone staring at me, my boyfriend was sleeping right next to me so I looked over toward the door way and his father was standing there, blankly staring, I'm not sure for how long. It was about two am. He must've realized I was awake because he quietly backed out and left, shutting the door. I looked down and my chest was exposed as sometimes being a girl and sleeping in tank tops does not work out. This still makes me feel super weird and uncomfortable. I never told my ex.
The microwave potato reminded me of something I have something to confess. I burned a kraft Mac n cheese cup in the microwave. (I forgor to add water)💀
At the doctors...I had gone in for an std checkup (clean) and it was a female doctor. Obviously had to drop my drawers while the doctor and nurse that was there to prevent harassment stood there for a minute leering. Definitely uncomfortable.
I was living with my grandparents at the time, and my Grampa was having progressive hearing loss that had become noticeable lately. He woke my Gramma and I both up by watching tv in the living room at 1 am because he couldn't sleep. Normally that's fine, but he had it BLARING. It sounded like some kind of fire alarm made of Gospel programming, which is a hellish concept.
That microwave potatoe fire one when it’s asked who starts a fire in a microwave? I’m watching on the tv but had to pause so I could reply. I started a fire in the microwave when I put our kettle in it once. This was the late 90’s and I was still too young to use the stove but I really wanted hot chocolate. So 5-7 year old me decided to warm water in the microwave, within the kettle. It was mostly metal but had rubber on it. I can’t remember how long it was until it caught fire but I turned the microwave off, put on oven gloves, put it in the sink under cold water then put it in the fridge. I then went to do my own thing until my parents found the hot chocolate filled melted kettle in the fridge. Apparently they were more so worried I hurt myself then impressed I handled it so well to be mad about it.
I have also turned the light on multiple times in the middle of the night looking for imaginary dream spiders. My poor husband. But tell me you wouldn't do the same if you thought you were awake and then just watched a spider crawl across your pillow.
As for story 2, which takes place in 1997, I am a part-time worker for 25 to 30 hours if I'm extremely lucky. IE. another manager takes a vacation. I'm in college and cannot work full time, even if I could there are only 2 full-time positions at my job. I do not work for a small business the company I work for has a net worth of 7.59 BILLION. I make 16.75 an hour as a retail manager which is well above the minimum wage in my state. However, due to our labor laws with no one being able to work more than 8-hour days ( we are based out of CA which has stringent labor laws) I can never make more than $134 a day in 2023. With inflation from 1997, I should be making almost $30 an hour resulting in $240 a day.... so in 1997, I could afford to live. So literally 2 decades ago I would be making more than double what im making now.
The last story from the first batch. If you are going on dates and immediately telling them how you would get away with killing them, the secret to getaway with murder would be to never tell a soul about your plans, never do searches around your plans on the internet and never write it down. Its how so many people have been caught after committing murder. Im guessing thats why some of the older serial killers got away with it, or they died
The story at 55:47 is something I have to deal with every single day. I work night shift and the rest of my family works day shift so whenever one of them more specifically my mom goes out she calls out to me that she is leaving for work or if she forgets to call out to me she will call me on the phone on the way to what ever she is doing so annoying 😫
Love story 15 @33:37 time stamp. It reminds me of me and my daughter. I tell her she's a wierdo and responds "ah yeah I came from you. What did you expect?" Me "I love you" with a tickle to her side and kiss to her cheek🥰
I had a similar situation as the first one. Was at the bar/grill that was local. Was enjoying my whisky (Jack Daniels Tennessee Honeyed Whisky). When I felt two aggressive hands grasp my rear with no warning. Unfortunately for the gal, I have knee jerk reaction when startled. She got an elbow to the gut as I jumped up and yelped out with a start. The bartender was surprisingly on my side as he sat the whole thing and kicked her out. Bonus points to him he offered me a free refill of whisky on the account my previous one spilled so to being startled.
Totally late but best comeback I ever heard was directed at me. My brother was begging my parts for a new computer for Christmas or something and I cut i. With, " how many computers have you broken now?" And he just instantly answered with, "how many cars have you totaled?" The room, my dad, other brother, and I, paused before bursting out laughing. I had just got in my second accident ever and the car was in the shop. My first accident totaled the car.
I'm female. Was waiting at a bus stop, sunglasses on, listening to music and zoning out, when this girl storms up to me, guy in tow and accuses me of looking at her man (I wasn't) and clearly wanted to fight. Thinking fast, I slowly took off my glasses, smiled laciviously and said, 'it wasn't HIM I was looking at', then winked. She went red and he got a big ass smile and continued smiling as she dragged him away.😂😂😂
Story 5: " How many vectors does it take to form a basis in R4, and what are the conditions?" Answer: A minimum of 4 vectors, so long as each is not a linear sum of the others (you can test by putting the vectors together as a matrix and ensuring its determinate is not 0). To be fair, it is an easy question for the course, but wtf?
Had a creepy aunt who would touch the boobs and butts of every girl in the family when we started going through puberty. She tried to joke about it whenever she did it but the underlying message was pretty clear. I don’t talk to that side of my family anymore.
You know what, my grandparents were very hands on with me (never in a sexual way) as were a lot of other older people. Theres got to be some weird generational cultural divide where touching people was okay and just what people did back then
the one were the dude worked 7pm to 7am and he was like just get out of bed and go watch the sunrise with your partner I said out loud. "No I want to sleep, do not wake me up to go watch a ball of fire rise up from the abys."
Story 12 : My partner better want me for my body. Jesus christ. I remember being that guy. Turns out I wasn't jealous of all of my guy friends for having sex with women, I was jealous of the woman because I had gender dysphoria. Surgery is in a few months. It's going to get more mileage than a used rental car.
I went to a predominantly white, upper-middle class school. My sophomore year one of the students in my geometry class threatened to r*** and kill one of the vice principles wife and duaghters. Now, this particular vice principle had it out for this kid, but none of the adults cared. Bit of background. The kid was black and goth. He would wear skirts and dresses to school. He was a sweetheart to other students. Well, after Christmas break, we found out he got committed and expelled due to his threats.
Who else falls asleep to these (or general) reddit videos? They're so unusually calming lol-
😂I thought I was the only one who does this
Definitely done it a few times. It sucks sometimes too cuz I’ll play something I would be curious about hearing and I’ll miss a good chunk of it
All the time 😂
yess and i always wake up to my phone soooo hot
I thought I was crazy lol I literally just put this on to go to sleep
“I would challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you have come unarmed.” -Shakespeare. I literally have this on a mug.
Mine says, 'A true friend stabs you in the front.'
- Oscar Wilde
The way I got it across to my grandmother that touching people wasn't okay was using service dogs as an analogy. "Grammy would you pet a stranger's dog without permission? No, cuz it might be dangerous and it's just rude. So why are you treating other PEOPLE with less courtesy?"
Smart way to say it. I’d use babies as an example too.
How common is this? Or is my family just oddly open and doesn't breech every boundary known to man
You know what, I’m really thankful for these stories and for mainly facts.. sometimes it’s hard to know what reaction is appropriate or acceptable for certain situations sometimes, and i really think this helps a lot of people
Autism?
Don't be creepy, it's not cool.
HE SLOVED WORLD PEACE
@@Junkyard_music69 ONG.
He solved the multi verses problems
Realist thing I've ever heard
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Waiting for the morning school bus a kid from the other end of the block decided to blurt out: 'My brother thinks you're gay.'
'Tell your brother I'm not interested.' Is how the fight started.
Story 3 reminds of a time my husband and I stayed at his parents house. I was 6 to 7 months pregnant at the time and our personal schedules were a bit chaotic because my husbands was working a night shift and going to school. I work up early that morning to see my MIL watching us sleep in the door way of the room. It was extremely weird and unsettling. She never said a word about it and I didn’t bring it up. I don’t waste my time or energy on people who are unreceptive to any kind of mature conversation. I knew I would either be gas lite or they would act if I was the strange one. I just took to locking that door anytime we would stay which wasn’t often. Later on she want on to say something about how they doesn’t lock doors at her house and it made me laugh to myself. All I could do was to think about was how you had to unless you wished to get spy on in the middle of the night. Bonus note was my husband was sleeping naked thank goodness he was completely covered up at the time.
the mention of a baked potato in a microwave made me want to microwave one right now, AND it's about 12:22 AM lol
This has been my favorite video to listen to while knitting today
Knit me air
Make me a tutorial to knit please
I was once visiting my friend from high school and her boyfriend (they live together) in their first flat, and her boyfriend told me that she had to sleep only on the side of the bed near the wall because she was sleepwalking and sleep talking if she was not. So he told me one story when he slept on the side near the wall and had feeling like he was being watched. So he, still half asleep got woke up by my friend staring at him. He got so scared that he punched her in reflex because he absolutely didn't expect that. She absolutely didn't react and went sleep again. The next story he told me was when she broke his tooth and made a huge bruise on his stomach while she was sleepwalking, smacked him with her huge stuffed bear, throw that bear into the kitchen, got up, sworn like a sailor while picking that bear out of the floor (he was absolutely shocked because he never heard her swore like that before), and went back to sleep. Since that he always let her sleep near the wall despite it was not very comfortable on the other side of the bed. So yeah, found out my friend can be super dangerous while sleepwalking 🤣
My husband did this. We called it sleep fighting.
If a math professor did that to me at 3AM... my phone would be on silent... but if it actually woke me up I would rent a PBX server in India and program it to call him from different numbers at random times between midnight and 5AM every night. (Possibly stopping for a day or two just to make him think it's over.
Clicked on another story day before yesterday, ready to settle in and enjoy the video as though hanging out with my best friend. Suddenly, I heard someone else's voice starting to narrate. Scrambled to find my remote because the experience felt so jarring and wrong! It was in that moment that I realized the video I had picked was from "Mostly Facts" instead...as I had simply glanced at the channel name before pressing play. I've come to enjoy this channel so much that watching these videos feels like I really am hanging out with a best friend! When the video I chose accidentally wasn't "The Mainly Facts Guy," it legit upset me a little. 😅
Love ya, Mainly Facts Guy! Thanks for what you do. Most of the time, our opinions are in alignment on things. Makes me want to hang out with you for real. I feel like you're probably a really cool guy and a fairly good person overall.
Trigger warning, this happened when I was 25/26: it was July, my uncle was staying over with us, mom dad and sister went out on the lake, brother was at work. We (uncle and I) were just watching some anime together, and he started to snuggle me. I thought nothing was wrong at that point because we in the living room next to ax vent blowing cold air in, so thought ok, he just wanted platonic cuddles to keep warm. Nope, because next he started rubbing my back, which also didn't Trigger me because thought he was trying Tobe a good uncle. He then starts to rub around thighs, I was extremely nervous about it, so didn't say anything about it. He then kisses me for no reason I can think of (we're freaking blood related so yeah.)
This happened on two days during I think a weekend I'm July ( can't remember the exact time frame, sorry.)
The reason I am writing this is because I think it's important to tell that, so people can understand that you should try to be aware that not everyone has your best interests in mind.
Oh, almost forgot: I did tell mom and dad about it, they thankfully got him out the second day that happened. I'm fine, sister's fine, no one got physically hurt, at least not in my immediate family
An old high school mutual friend of a friend of mine got expelled at orientation/open house. Wore an inappropriate shirt. Refused to take it off, tried to fight the resource officer.
Inappropriate how? Like, it had an inappropriate design on it or some high school dress code bs like it showed too much skin or something?
@@amazingspiderladhowing too much skin is inappropriate for school, genius
@@ravenID429 Why? Who's gonna fail their exams because they saw a girl's belly button?
When I was in high school I went to France for a week with the French class. I did not take French and a lot of the kids that were in the class couldn't afford to go so the school made it a open invitation trip for anyone who wanted to go. We had spent about 3 days in Paris and had to take a tour bus down to a smaller beach town. We were supposed to take the bullet train there but the workers had gone on strike. So the first morning we were on the tour bus I had sat in the seat over the back right tire an had fallen asleep. I was woken up to the bus tire blowing up underneath me. When we pulled off to a bus stop I had explosive diarrhea because of how nervous I was. This was the very start of having severe anxiety. Now I have to take medication for.
How is this related at all
VP: You have no control of your class.
Teacher: Haha, wanna bet?
The VP story at 35:50 for some reason the greatest short story I've heard. "OK, bring them back in."
Why isn't this labeled a compilation. It's always a surprise you herself this one when I clock on them...
Best comeback I've ever heard is where a man called out to another guy "I'm not ashamed of who I am" and the other guy said "no that's your parents job"
I disagree: don’t dish out insults about someone’s physical appearance if you can’t handle them in return.
12:42 sounds like an episode of Hannibal, as Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham had this exact conversation.
...with my hands
Being creepy isn’t particularly to any gender, dear everyone don’t be creepy
nice mustache dude, I wish I had a Stache that legendary
I kept telling my aunt to quit hugging me cause I don't like being touched at all. (Autism) one day I just screamed at her as an 18 year old that she shouldn't touch a SA victim and walked away to play video games. I was sa'd and she knew but didn't care
43:52 is the cleanest drift I've seen in GTA from anybody besides myself, well done!
The best comeback I've ever witnessed was in a math class I took in high school. Our teacher knew how to roll with the punches and banter with some of the students. One guy thought he was funny and said "Hey Miss X! Ever met a Ben Dover?" some chuckles rippled through the class. Barely a pause goes by and she rounded on him saying "no, but I know an Iline Dover" and the class erupted into laughter.
Nothing mind blowing, but it was still one of the most witty things I witnessed lol
"Who could possiblymake fun of me" challenge accepted Dr Eggman
I was a manager of a cold stone creamery & while I was doing the sched for my location, one of the part timers was bitching about his lack of hours, as i was explaining it was from the bosses bc of his attitude and what not, he starts insulting and blaming me. Finally, after what felt like 20 minutes of back and forth, & at my wits end with him i screamed about how we all wish his mom either faked a headache or swallowed the night he was conceived. he went silent and quit shortly after. Ran into him one a few years later as a support rep at our local Verizon where he had to be sooo nice to me bc it was his job. that was over 10 years ago, hope hes doing well.
Standing in the doorway, just staring, could be a sleepwalker.
But why would she suddenly run and slam the door shut as soon as the guy said something
@@glen7137 Possibly (perhaps not probably) just woke up at that point. Apparently it happens sometimes with sleepwalkers, not being aware of their surroundings untill someone speaks to them. (Looking through, not at if still dreaming)
I love the people that think they can heckle comedians. You know they do that for a living, right? 😂
What the hell? "I know how to kill you and get away with it" burh a bullet there.
32:43
Most people think he's being sarcastic, I think he's telling the truth
the amount of times we've been wakened because the fire alarms at the apartments/dorms we stayed at kept going off at night randomly throughout the weeks is astounding
Never been high, but hungry at 2am I have made a full on breakfast, ate went back to sleep, woke up and made the same breakfast again.
Bro I love your nails!
Story 1: W on the bartender usually bars and clubs let women get away with that shit, glad this one was having none of that shit.
By far the wildest things I’ve ever fell asleep too
WERE ALMOST AT HALF A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS
It's always funny how when people fake accents they end up putting themselves in stupidly uncomfortable situations.
It’s basically a teaching moment to tell those who are insecure not to throw stones at glass houses.
"He wasn't gay, he just wore nice shirts." 😂😂
I was 2 days after turning 12 when my dad died suddenly. Two days later, someone called the house for him. I replied "He's dead" in a completely flat effect when my cousin grabbed the phone away to talk to the person.
My cousin was like, "YOU COULD USE A GENTLER TOUCH. LIKE HE'S PASSED ON TO BETTER PLACE OR HE'S AT ETERNAL REST NOW OR JUST TAKE A NUMBER AND LET YOUR MOM HANDLE IT!!!!!"
I was so still so shell-shocked, and in denial, it never occurred to me to say anything but the cold hard facts (the doctor at the hospital, when he first saw me and my mom had said "He's brain dead. Only the machine is keeping him alive. We did two brain scans. There's no hope."
I think I was mirroring the doctor's bluntness because I was in total denial and had never experienced anything like this before and I was trying to protect myself, but I'm sure that person and my cousin thought I was a psycho.😂
For story 2, of the 26 minuets mark, as a Latino, in our culture, funerals can still be sad, of course. But we do try to enjoy ourselves and reminisce about good times with the deceased, we even think about dumb things or funny jokes they've done, so I hope that the mom doesn't feel too bad like u said and did find enjoyment in it afterwards.
Bro I usually watch your when I’m trying to sleep ( no offense to you content, I’m just tired all the time ) and I honest to god just saw your face for the first time. Like damn bro, your real.
For those non Americans, 7th and 8th graders are typically 10, 11, and 12 year olds. Makes that one story extra creepy.
Really? I was in a exchange student and was up in a 8 grade class and it was full of 13 and 14 yos
i just realized 'incel' has an anagram of nice in it. huh.
"Santa" is an anigram of "Satan"
That's why they're called "Nice" Guys
I just want to say the comeback so I can land them on your flat chest had me literally in tears. Holy shit 🤣
As far as witty comebacks go I once caught up with a friend and while we were sitting there talking and our wives were chatting he put on a cowboy hat and said "I'm the sherrif of this here town." To which replied "which town is that? Brokeback Mountain?" He was almost paralysed with laughter and his face went red 😂
I've unlocked a memory. I'm a female and when I was a teenager and lived with my ex, I woke up one night to the sense of someone staring at me, my boyfriend was sleeping right next to me so I looked over toward the door way and his father was standing there, blankly staring, I'm not sure for how long. It was about two am. He must've realized I was awake because he quietly backed out and left, shutting the door. I looked down and my chest was exposed as sometimes being a girl and sleeping in tank tops does not work out. This still makes me feel super weird and uncomfortable. I never told my ex.
The microwave potato reminded me of something I have something to confess.
I burned a kraft Mac n cheese cup in the microwave. (I forgor to add water)💀
At the doctors...I had gone in for an std checkup (clean) and it was a female doctor.
Obviously had to drop my drawers while the doctor and nurse that was there to prevent harassment stood there for a minute leering.
Definitely uncomfortable.
My mom would always call me about 7:30/8am....when she knew I got off work at 6am.....
I was living with my grandparents at the time, and my Grampa was having progressive hearing loss that had become noticeable lately. He woke my Gramma and I both up by watching tv in the living room at 1 am because he couldn't sleep. Normally that's fine, but he had it BLARING. It sounded like some kind of fire alarm made of Gospel programming, which is a hellish concept.
Exit, pursued by a bear
i cannot focus unless i am listening to mainyfacts. this might be a problem.
34:27 That's funnier than anyone thinks. That very statement, unless you've read Shakespeare before.
That microwave potatoe fire one when it’s asked who starts a fire in a microwave? I’m watching on the tv but had to pause so I could reply. I started a fire in the microwave when I put our kettle in it once. This was the late 90’s and I was still too young to use the stove but I really wanted hot chocolate. So 5-7 year old me decided to warm water in the microwave, within the kettle. It was mostly metal but had rubber on it. I can’t remember how long it was until it caught fire but I turned the microwave off, put on oven gloves, put it in the sink under cold water then put it in the fridge. I then went to do my own thing until my parents found the hot chocolate filled melted kettle in the fridge. Apparently they were more so worried I hurt myself then impressed I handled it so well to be mad about it.
as an aussie your acent is like the uncanny valley of acents like it sounds like an australian but also so weird and unnatural.
12:48 My only reaction after the story ended was "...What?"
I have also turned the light on multiple times in the middle of the night looking for imaginary dream spiders. My poor husband. But tell me you wouldn't do the same if you thought you were awake and then just watched a spider crawl across your pillow.
As for story 2, which takes place in 1997, I am a part-time worker for 25 to 30 hours if I'm extremely lucky. IE. another manager takes a vacation. I'm in college and cannot work full time, even if I could there are only 2 full-time positions at my job. I do not work for a small business the company I work for has a net worth of 7.59 BILLION. I make 16.75 an hour as a retail manager which is well above the minimum wage in my state. However, due to our labor laws with no one being able to work more than 8-hour days ( we are based out of CA which has stringent labor laws) I can never make more than $134 a day in 2023. With inflation from 1997, I should be making almost $30 an hour resulting in $240 a day.... so in 1997, I could afford to live. So literally 2 decades ago I would be making more than double what im making now.
I make baked potatoes in the microwave after midnight, i work all night as a caregiver for my great grandma
The smash bros melee story was actually quite funny
I can’t fathom acting like these women and thank god I never have to meet one.
That story about the 4 inch screen . I find that hard to swallow.
36:14 BURRRNNNNNN I frickin love that story 😂
The last story from the first batch. If you are going on dates and immediately telling them how you would get away with killing them, the secret to getaway with murder would be to never tell a soul about your plans, never do searches around your plans on the internet and never write it down. Its how so many people have been caught after committing murder. Im guessing thats why some of the older serial killers got away with it, or they died
Mainly cool B-)
Me 6
Guess the Rainforest cafe videos stopped paying the bills.- some guy from reddit
The story at 55:47 is something I have to deal with every single day. I work night shift and the rest of my family works day shift so whenever one of them more specifically my mom goes out she calls out to me that she is leaving for work or if she forgets to call out to me she will call me on the phone on the way to what ever she is doing so annoying 😫
Love story 15 @33:37 time stamp. It reminds me of me and my daughter. I tell her she's a wierdo and responds "ah yeah I came from you. What did you expect?" Me "I love you" with a tickle to her side and kiss to her cheek🥰
I had a similar situation as the first one. Was at the bar/grill that was local. Was enjoying my whisky (Jack Daniels Tennessee Honeyed Whisky). When I felt two aggressive hands grasp my rear with no warning. Unfortunately for the gal, I have knee jerk reaction when startled. She got an elbow to the gut as I jumped up and yelped out with a start. The bartender was surprisingly on my side as he sat the whole thing and kicked her out. Bonus points to him he offered me a free refill of whisky on the account my previous one spilled so to being startled.
I like your hollow knight t-shirt at 38:00
I NEED TO GET THAT HOLLOWKNIGHT SHIRT
Totally late but best comeback I ever heard was directed at me.
My brother was begging my parts for a new computer for Christmas or something and I cut i. With, " how many computers have you broken now?" And he just instantly answered with, "how many cars have you totaled?" The room, my dad, other brother, and I, paused before bursting out laughing. I had just got in my second accident ever and the car was in the shop. My first accident totaled the car.
I'm female. Was waiting at a bus stop, sunglasses on, listening to music and zoning out, when this girl storms up to me, guy in tow and accuses me of looking at her man (I wasn't) and clearly wanted to fight.
Thinking fast, I slowly took off my glasses, smiled laciviously and said, 'it wasn't HIM I was looking at', then winked.
She went red and he got a big ass smile and continued smiling as she dragged him away.😂😂😂
46:01 gay for having nice shirts ? Wow my uncle is gay and he dresses like a slob most of the time lol
Come for the thumbnail stay for the storys
The kid from story 12 thought this was madness combat 💀💀💀
Story 5: " How many vectors does it take to form a basis in R4, and what are the conditions?" Answer: A minimum of 4 vectors, so long as each is not a linear sum of the others (you can test by putting the vectors together as a matrix and ensuring its determinate is not 0). To be fair, it is an easy question for the course, but wtf?
Had a creepy aunt who would touch the boobs and butts of every girl in the family when we started going through puberty. She tried to joke about it whenever she did it but the underlying message was pretty clear. I don’t talk to that side of my family anymore.
You know what, my grandparents were very hands on with me (never in a sexual way) as were a lot of other older people. Theres got to be some weird generational cultural divide where touching people was okay and just what people did back then
I bite my thumb at YOU Sir! Harumph
You know, I can totally tell that these subtitles/closed captioning are from a video done by a guy who was an English major (DROPOUT). :-)😁
Psychotic student sounded like he was on PCP
13:16 nooo the rowboat why
Story 7 lady was an assassin. Dunno how else you slap a knife off of someone's wrist
the one were the dude worked 7pm to 7am and he was like just get out of bed and go watch the sunrise with your partner I said out loud. "No I want to sleep, do not wake me up to go watch a ball of fire rise up from the abys."
First time ive seen this guy. I thought his voice was ai bc of how plain it was💀
HOLLOW KNIGHT SHIRT YEEEEEEEEEEES
im lmao to story 10
edit: i mean story 10 of the second bit i just realised it has more reddit threads
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
Is that what you meant?
Story 12 : My partner better want me for my body. Jesus christ. I remember being that guy. Turns out I wasn't jealous of all of my guy friends for having sex with women, I was jealous of the woman because I had gender dysphoria.
Surgery is in a few months. It's going to get more mileage than a used rental car.
I went to a predominantly white, upper-middle class school. My sophomore year one of the students in my geometry class threatened to r*** and kill one of the vice principles wife and duaghters. Now, this particular vice principle had it out for this kid, but none of the adults cared. Bit of background. The kid was black and goth. He would wear skirts and dresses to school. He was a sweetheart to other students. Well, after Christmas break, we found out he got committed and expelled due to his threats.
My old Highschool (AFA) has 13 buildings ( AFA = Admiral Farragut Academy )
Half a million ain't that far away.
mainly facts guy showed his shoulder slightly, hes gonna give the kids bad thoughts
imagine if that friendship goes sour and that op tells them they fucked their mom AND their dad
I was groped by a girl in the third grade. Felt weird. She never took an interest in me tho. Thought I was ugly
Bro this is RUclips not a mental institution
Is the woman who was watching dude sleep happened to named "Aigis"?