@@SewardWriter this can't be answered in honesty without getting banned here. Let's hope the Apple will fall VERY far from the Tree, or rolls away far enough from it.
@@SewardWriter not 'incubator': it's 'genitor'. Incubators are _expensive_ so being born from one would mean that there'd be at least minimum care about her life.
14:11 I'm not a parent and never want to be one. But even I find this horrifying. What kind of mother would just leave their helpless infant, sitting outside the door of someone's home. Especially when they haven't confirmed they were home?? Why didn't she text them ahead of time seeing if she could bring he infant over. That poor baby was sitting out there all night, hungry, probably cold. What if it had stormed over night/that morning/when the grandparents showed up.
Even if you had discussed it and talked about her babysitting….why wouldn’t you knock and handoff?? It’s like she knew the op would say no but would feel guilty if they just left it there and wouldn’t mind or something idk
Child abandonment, child endangerment, child neglect, probably outright child abuse, there's a whole string of felonies and misdemeanors involved in this situation. That idiot knew her cousin would refuse if asked, and dumped her child. If the niece had died, she'd have faced murder charges, and this story would be on the Misery Machine instead. G-dawful parent. She needs both her child and her uterus removed tout de suite.
Years ago, when I was pregnant with my last baby, I was obsessed with that TLC show A Baby Story. I was traumatized by the episode when they let the mother labor to give birth vaginally, but the head was too big. So they do a C-section, only to find out that the baby’s head was stuck! That poor woman had a nurse pushing the baby back towards her uterus _through her vagina_ while the doctor was holding the baby’s other end through the C-section cut. *shudders*
At least one mediating thing: c-section means the woman is under anaesthetics so she's sleeping through it. Still, not a pretty sight for the outsiders, let alone for other pregnant women 😵💫🤢
Im a woman and love to cook. I've taught myself to cook a lot of recipes and find it to be a fun hobby. Still can't bake to save my life though, my dad has tried to teach me but I've failed each time. My Dad's side of the family (his maternal and paternal sides) were all immigrant baker families from Germany who fled during world war 2. However, i don't like when people think the kitchen is a woman's place. One memory i have of this, that I've experienced, is when my Dad signed me up for the hunter safety course. Every man in my dad's family hunts. However, my brother had no interest in it like I did. Well, at the safety course i happened to be the only girl in the group and a kid and his father were complaining that a girl has no place in the woods. I kid you not they were saying a girl "belongs pregnant in the kitchen" to a kid (I think I was 10 or 12), and his son was in the same age bracket as me and was also spouting the same bs like his father's little echo. And mind you, we live in Pennsylvania, a state with a proud female hunting community. Well, joke was on them. On the test I was the only 100% out of the training group. And the following year I shot my first deer. Sadly i just missed this season do to a surgery and recovery. But next year im going to be out there for sure.
Those two sound like the types of idiots who go hunting with ten cases of beer, and the only things they bring down are a dude in hunting orange, and an endangered species.
15:23 I don't like cooking, but will make something quick and easy, for a meal, and if anyone tries to force me to cook, then I would use weapon incompetence.
🤣🤣🤣 True. But her alcohol level is still no doubt illegal and it'd be a daft cop who'd see bottom-naked driver and not think s/he's off his/her head on some thing or other. + alcohol smells, easy diagnostic.
I fired a dentist once. Quick thing here. I have Hella axienty when it comes to dental work. And a lot of things. Growing up and being shamed for every single issue I had. I'm not in any way a medical professional, but I know that shit ain't right when I see it. First glaring issue I see is that the hoses used to give patients the gas are dangling on a nasty ass floor that my shoes are sticking to. Not to mention they're stuffed with toilet paper.... FYI that's a big deal. Toilet paper is soft and breaks easily and can leave little bits of it in things (i.e. A hose that attaches to a parent's face when you give them the gas... That's bad) next I had mutuple nurses come in. Tap their apple watches and type away on a keyboard and go back out and work on a new patients or whatever not changing gloves. Did I mention that this was right in the middle of COVID? Not good. When I tried to be vague about where I worker (I worked tech support for that fruit based company) I was told "Ooo. So you can give us a discount on this stuff!" (no I couldn't because I'm on the consumer end of things and that be Business and education which is a whole different cage of Angry Oppossums) The final issues? I saw black mould in the sinks and the wall unit... I've worked for many a case of beer or some green herbal substance for friends to know black mould when I see it. The dentist who was supposedly top of his feild.... Looked about old enough to remember when Television was brand new. He denied the mould claiming it was just "tincture" and "it adds character to the sink" Did I mention that there was a used saline IV bag with a needle attached to it under a 10$ tarp that I could buy at Lowe's. Note I don't live in a place where medical care is substandard.... I live in Canada. In the largest city in Canada. OH and the final "Charmander nope.gif" "you might want to bring a change of clothes with you. Sometimes when we give the patients the anesthetic they vomit or mess themselfs" yeah that's what happens when you OD someone on anesthesia. Thanks to that whizzed old man. My axienty for seeing a dentist is at an all time High and I'm terrified to go to see ant dentist now
Seems there had to be big red flying flags BEFORE you got in the chair-I’ve never seen one of those issues at any dentist office- the problem might be your vision- with flags that red, I would not have even pretended to sit on anything in that horrible disgusting- shoes stuck to the floor? Hose on the floor? Mold in the sink? Tissue ..somewhere.. the warning to bring a change of clothes.. fuuuuuckkkk allll that shit!! You might not be the brightest- sorry to be the one to tell you!!!
Oh, boy, that's terrible. Did you report the dude to the dental board? I hope you find something that helps your anxiety, as well as a decent, clean dentist. 💖
5 y.o. me at the bad-attitude and very rough family dentist (in the 1960s), 1: "Huh! That hurts." 2: "Huh! You're hurting me." 3: bite hard (not vindictively, it just seemed the only option for it to stop), draw blood, dentist yells and starts a string of swearings, father rushes in from waiting-room, assesses situation, says to dentist "Stop mouthing, both of you are bleeding for no good reason and you're the one throwing a tantrum. I'm staying in. Have some decency, get a grip on yourself and get on with it, and be more careful." So, in doubt, just bite... 🤣🤣 Of course there was no Aids then. Nowadays got to take the other option, as per the following protocol: dentist in 2015, very serious emergency, i had at most 1/2h left before the infection'd reach the brain and that imbecile was gone in a power trip. So yes, grabbed his balls. Probably works with female dentists too. There really is no good reason to be terrified of dentists. Or anyone else for that matter. Life is no bed of roses, so get a grip - not necessarily just on yourself.
I like your commentary. It feels more personal when you add your thoughts to the story. Sometimes you add perspectives I didn't think about that make me think more about the situations.
My mom loves telling the story of how opposite my older brother and I be, right down to our births. He was born a month early and 6lbs and apparently was a fairly quiet at birth. Me on the other hand, my mom said I didn't want to leave. I was 3 days late and nearly 10lbs, took her sawing on an apercot tree for me to decide to come out. By the time the doctor got in to deliver me he yelled, "oh crap! This one is about to be born on the floor!" Appearently, I was just shooting out of there because I was done being in the oven lol
I still remember a story where a mom was asking AITA for being mad at her son for going to his dad’s place. For context, IIRC the mom kicked the son out at 15 while he was suffering from addiction because that’s what her parents did to her when she got pregnant while in high school. The son got his act together and had gotten married, but then lost his job during the pandemic. He asked to move back with the mom for two weeks while he got a new job set up. She said no, and then got mad when he went to his dad (they had gotten divorced while the son was a kid and was estranged) and the dad said yes. Not sure if the original story is up, but a copy of it is on r/AmITheDevil
I'm a grown man sitting here sobbing over pizza hearing the story about the family who kept losing their child and the note the father left broke me.. I really hope, wherever they are, they're happy and healthy.
When I was a baby the song my dad would sing to me when he put me to bed was Bodies by Drowning pool. It’s a very good song! I still think it’s funny when he told me the story of why he did. It’s the best lol
@@sarahdavis8006 Sure lol He told me when he was in the army there was like a football game thing he was playing and a far away they were playing a song at a concert and it was that song
Two things. 1. Growing up my Dad cooked every time he was home and able to (non traditional work hours) because HE was the better cook. Mom isn’t bad, she could follow a recipe and feed us just fine cause she was able to be home more but doesn’t love it like Dad. And now my boyfriend and I are repeating this pattern. No one can bake like my guy and men, carbs are the way to a woman’s heart. 2. Boyfriend isn’t really a pet person. He had one dog growing up who he loved and now doesn’t really want another of his own cause it will never be like what he used to have. But I have cats because I loved mine growing up and as soon as I moved out I wanted my own. Boyfriend will never love them like I do but likes them well enough (except when the one misbehaves cause my one furbaby is an asshole) and tolerates that he now lives with them. He would never consider putting them down without me there no matter what he heard cause if anything he knows that would hurt me and I’d spiral and hate him.
That lady that dropped the niece off needs to get CPS called on her. That kid could have died or worse. If that is how she treats her kids, then they are better off without her.
I seriously don’t understand these “parents” who dump their kids off on other people’s doorsteps without even knocking on the door or ensuring that someone is actually home to care for the child. This should result in automatically having your children removed from your custody, and like forced sterilization.
The miracle baby story really got to me because I too am a miracle baby. Mom lost 3 pregnancies before me and 3 after. It wasn't nearly as bad as the case in this video, especially since the miscarriages wrre pretty early, but I can only imagine my parents feeling a fraction of the pain this couple did, even if mom is pretty chill about the whole thing nowadays.
my mom loves to sing and so we would always have the radio on and she would sing or shoulder dance to whatever was on. It's important to note that she never really paid attention to the LYRICS of the song on, especially when she was driving, and growing up she would glare daggers at us if we swore or anything of the like in her presence. One day we're heading home and a song she really likes comes on so she turns it up. I sit there, ACTUALLY listening, when I suddenly realize that the song is a rather "intimate" and quickly change the channel as a) I was 12(ish) and b) my little brother was in the back. She get's confused and a little miffed until I mumble to her about what the song is about. We were both beet red for the rest of the ride
Ok, with all the dad and childbirth stories, I gotta share mine quick. When I was being born, my dad was also giving birth to a kidney stone at the same time so he sent in one of his brothers instead to be with my mom right as she was crowning. My first memory is looking up seeing the doctor, 2 nurses, and my uncle with a big black eye. When I was older, having never been told the story, asked about them about it, they confirmed the story in sock, awe and embarrasment.
@@GrenzGengar13 Because apparently I was not an easy birth and he was the substitute for my dad not being there. While he was there, she accidentally (or deliberately, we still don't know) decked him in the face cause of pain she was in.
My baby girl was born with 2 knots in her cord and it had started wrapping around her neck when she made her way out but my little warrior princess out her arm up and kept herself safe. To this day she is the strongest willed child ive ever met and i love her more then life itself. ❤❤
Everyone in my family cooks, everyone except my grandma, though she does help with the food prep. The men in the family have our own dish(food to coulle with alcohol) and the women have their extravagant food. My grandpa is the one that prepare breakfast most of the time, like 99% of the time. The old man wakes up at 3 am and his almost 90.
I didn’t grow up with alcoholic parents so I can’t relate to much, like the driving with no pants etc. But we always found it fun when my mom would order beer at a taverna when we were out as a family. Why? Because after half the glass she was all flushed, red cheeks etc and acting all giggly like a schoolgirl. After the other half of the glass she was drunk but she always managed to time it so it was time to go home to sleep anyway. My dad told stories sometimes though from his youth when he actually was a drunk hippie living in a tent at the beach. He stopped drinking after that one time when he got drunk and woke up 3 days later in a ditch somewhere, with no memory whatsoever of those days and had no idea where he was or how he got there.
My grandma used to do all the household chores when my dad was a child and when she died from cancer when my dad was at least 14 years old they struggled for a little bit. They had to learn how to use the washing machine. I don’t know how they learned all that before the Internet was a thing.
Just going to say, even if the infant won't remember, they will still have the trauma. My dad has a "let them learn" parenting style and while I can't remember every way I got hurt from before Pre K, I still have the primal instinct in the back of my mind to avoid doing that again
The hammer head shark comment made me laugh. When my son was born I had preeclampsia so I was on some strong meds so I couldn’t get out of bed and I had a catheter and when I felt his head crown I started screaming something is wrong my catheter is coming out. Turns out it was my son.
The only people who really “get” children of alcoholics are the very close friends of the children. Source: my mother was an alcoholic and I have the very best best friend in the whole world!! Almost 40 years I’ve had her as my bestie, my mom died in September 2023.
relating some what to story 15 in the babies being born section, instead of the neck it was my face, not a peep from me so the doctor's had to bring me back to life. I remember that story as "the time I almost got spawn camped"
15:23, so they demand that you cook for them. Fine. Set aside your portion & sprinkle the rest with heavy duty laxative. Won't be long before they stop demanding your cooking.
I think women and men should know how to cook. I also think it’s rude to say: “I’m never cooking nor want to even try to learn how.” No matter who you are.
I feel that my girlfriend have been living together for a little over a year now and she has not once cooked for me I do all the cooking and most of the cleaning. But she works as a vet and makes 6 figures a year while I work as a substitute teacher and work on my passion project so I definitely get that whole cooking thing
with gmail all you have to do is click on sent & if the emails been read it won't be in bold black... not sure if it's the same for any others, but probably
(for a redhead baby story): Bruh, I was born with dark hair (both my parents are blond) and then through the first year shifted to bright red hair and only then to practically white blonde 😂😂😂
None of these mistakes were amusing and only the last two were family members. The rest was okay, but the captions, as always, were atrocious when RUclips Captions can sometimes do better and there's nothing stopping the editor from literally copying and pasting the Reddit posts. And the narrator has always felt like a pretty good guy. I sometimes wonder how he got wrapped up in this weird conglomerate of identical channels.
hey mainly facts guy, on the very rare chance you see this, don't you think you rant a bit too much trying to take moral high ground? Just something I've noticed
I am SHOOK by the one where the cousin leaves her baby without confirming if anyone is there. This stuff is bad for my blood pressure.
Honestly, I'm so jaded, it doesn't even surprise me. That poor kid. What else is her incubator going to do before she's 18?
@@SewardWriter this can't be answered in honesty without getting banned here. Let's hope the Apple will fall VERY far from the Tree, or rolls away far enough from it.
She doesn’t need to have kids, I’m disgusted
@@SewardWriter not 'incubator': it's 'genitor'. Incubators are _expensive_ so being born from one would mean that there'd be at least minimum care about her life.
14:11 I'm not a parent and never want to be one. But even I find this horrifying. What kind of mother would just leave their helpless infant, sitting outside the door of someone's home. Especially when they haven't confirmed they were home?? Why didn't she text them ahead of time seeing if she could bring he infant over. That poor baby was sitting out there all night, hungry, probably cold. What if it had stormed over night/that morning/when the grandparents showed up.
Even if you had discussed it and talked about her babysitting….why wouldn’t you knock and handoff?? It’s like she knew the op would say no but would feel guilty if they just left it there and wouldn’t mind or something idk
She should loose custody of her kids like hecaaid that's a crime right there
@@toxiczombiewolf5692 I agree, then the neglectful B had the audacity to call up the OP and be ANGRY they didn't take the kid in?? wtf.
Child abandonment, child endangerment, child neglect, probably outright child abuse, there's a whole string of felonies and misdemeanors involved in this situation. That idiot knew her cousin would refuse if asked, and dumped her child. If the niece had died, she'd have faced murder charges, and this story would be on the Misery Machine instead.
G-dawful parent. She needs both her child and her uterus removed tout de suite.
Years ago, when I was pregnant with my last baby, I was obsessed with that TLC show A Baby Story. I was traumatized by the episode when they let the mother labor to give birth vaginally, but the head was too big. So they do a C-section, only to find out that the baby’s head was stuck! That poor woman had a nurse pushing the baby back towards her uterus _through her vagina_ while the doctor was holding the baby’s other end through the C-section cut. *shudders*
😨
At least one mediating thing: c-section means the woman is under anaesthetics so she's sleeping through it. Still, not a pretty sight for the outsiders, let alone for other pregnant women 😵💫🤢
Im a woman and love to cook. I've taught myself to cook a lot of recipes and find it to be a fun hobby. Still can't bake to save my life though, my dad has tried to teach me but I've failed each time. My Dad's side of the family (his maternal and paternal sides) were all immigrant baker families from Germany who fled during world war 2.
However, i don't like when people think the kitchen is a woman's place. One memory i have of this, that I've experienced, is when my Dad signed me up for the hunter safety course. Every man in my dad's family hunts. However, my brother had no interest in it like I did. Well, at the safety course i happened to be the only girl in the group and a kid and his father were complaining that a girl has no place in the woods. I kid you not they were saying a girl "belongs pregnant in the kitchen" to a kid (I think I was 10 or 12), and his son was in the same age bracket as me and was also spouting the same bs like his father's little echo. And mind you, we live in Pennsylvania, a state with a proud female hunting community.
Well, joke was on them. On the test I was the only 100% out of the training group. And the following year I shot my first deer. Sadly i just missed this season do to a surgery and recovery. But next year im going to be out there for sure.
Those two sound like the types of idiots who go hunting with ten cases of beer, and the only things they bring down are a dude in hunting orange, and an endangered species.
15:23 I don't like cooking, but will make something quick and easy, for a meal, and if anyone tries to force me to cook, then I would use weapon incompetence.
For the drunk driving naked lady: at least driving naked isn't illegal as long as you don't get out of the car 😂
🤣🤣🤣
True. But her alcohol level is still no doubt illegal and it'd be a daft cop who'd see bottom-naked driver and not think s/he's off his/her head on some thing or other. + alcohol smells, easy diagnostic.
@@basicdesign1 very true, still catching charges, just not for being nakey 🤣
I fired a dentist once.
Quick thing here. I have Hella axienty when it comes to dental work. And a lot of things. Growing up and being shamed for every single issue I had.
I'm not in any way a medical professional, but I know that shit ain't right when I see it. First glaring issue I see is that the hoses used to give patients the gas are dangling on a nasty ass floor that my shoes are sticking to. Not to mention they're stuffed with toilet paper.... FYI that's a big deal. Toilet paper is soft and breaks easily and can leave little bits of it in things (i.e. A hose that attaches to a parent's face when you give them the gas... That's bad) next I had mutuple nurses come in. Tap their apple watches and type away on a keyboard and go back out and work on a new patients or whatever not changing gloves. Did I mention that this was right in the middle of COVID? Not good. When I tried to be vague about where I worker (I worked tech support for that fruit based company) I was told "Ooo. So you can give us a discount on this stuff!" (no I couldn't because I'm on the consumer end of things and that be Business and education which is a whole different cage of Angry Oppossums)
The final issues?
I saw black mould in the sinks and the wall unit... I've worked for many a case of beer or some green herbal substance for friends to know black mould when I see it.
The dentist who was supposedly top of his feild.... Looked about old enough to remember when Television was brand new. He denied the mould claiming it was just "tincture" and "it adds character to the sink"
Did I mention that there was a used saline IV bag with a needle attached to it under a 10$ tarp that I could buy at Lowe's. Note I don't live in a place where medical care is substandard.... I live in Canada. In the largest city in Canada.
OH and the final "Charmander nope.gif"
"you might want to bring a change of clothes with you. Sometimes when we give the patients the anesthetic they vomit or mess themselfs" yeah that's what happens when you OD someone on anesthesia. Thanks to that whizzed old man. My axienty for seeing a dentist is at an all time High and I'm terrified to go to see ant dentist now
Seems there had to be big red flying flags BEFORE you got in the chair-I’ve never seen one of those issues at any dentist office- the problem might be your vision- with flags that red, I would not have even pretended to sit on anything in that horrible disgusting- shoes stuck to the floor? Hose on the floor? Mold in the sink? Tissue ..somewhere.. the warning to bring a change of clothes.. fuuuuuckkkk allll that shit!!
You might not be the brightest- sorry to be the one to tell you!!!
Oh, boy, that's terrible. Did you report the dude to the dental board?
I hope you find something that helps your anxiety, as well as a decent, clean dentist. 💖
5 y.o. me at the bad-attitude and very rough family dentist (in the 1960s), 1: "Huh! That hurts." 2: "Huh! You're hurting me." 3: bite hard (not vindictively, it just seemed the only option for it to stop), draw blood, dentist yells and starts a string of swearings, father rushes in from waiting-room, assesses situation, says to dentist "Stop mouthing, both of you are bleeding for no good reason and you're the one throwing a tantrum. I'm staying in. Have some decency, get a grip on yourself and get on with it, and be more careful."
So, in doubt, just bite... 🤣🤣 Of course there was no Aids then. Nowadays got to take the other option, as per the following protocol: dentist in 2015, very serious emergency, i had at most 1/2h left before the infection'd reach the brain and that imbecile was gone in a power trip. So yes, grabbed his balls. Probably works with female dentists too.
There really is no good reason to be terrified of dentists. Or anyone else for that matter. Life is no bed of roses, so get a grip - not necessarily just on yourself.
I like your commentary. It feels more personal when you add your thoughts to the story. Sometimes you add perspectives I didn't think about that make me think more about the situations.
My mom loves telling the story of how opposite my older brother and I be, right down to our births. He was born a month early and 6lbs and apparently was a fairly quiet at birth. Me on the other hand, my mom said I didn't want to leave. I was 3 days late and nearly 10lbs, took her sawing on an apercot tree for me to decide to come out. By the time the doctor got in to deliver me he yelled, "oh crap! This one is about to be born on the floor!" Appearently, I was just shooting out of there because I was done being in the oven lol
You realised that if you stayed any longer, you were going to get charged for another month.
@@SewardWriter pfft just maybe. Wouldn't shock me knowing my mom
What on earth does "sawing on an _apricot_ tree" mean? Is it an expression in another language?
@ArcanineEspeon not an expression :) she was overdue and literally was sawing an apercot tree when her water broke
@@cortneybourlon9799HOLY SHIT. I ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD EXPRESSION
No matter how much anyone see it having a child is a burden and a chore until a certain extent where it's not a burden or a chore
anybody else think the reason he started showing his face is so he wouldn't get accused of text to speech
No , he shows his face bc people kept asking.
he also said in one of the first videos with him visible that it was so that the algorithm wouldn't think he was a text to speech AI
When he does this comment part he’s always on the verge of tears.
@@GameyYTB he just has those eyes where it always looks like that
he already said thats one of the reasons...
The one with the baby in the car seat stressed me TF with out
The stories about babies always fuck me up because I'm never going to give birth.
I still remember a story where a mom was asking AITA for being mad at her son for going to his dad’s place. For context, IIRC the mom kicked the son out at 15 while he was suffering from addiction because that’s what her parents did to her when she got pregnant while in high school. The son got his act together and had gotten married, but then lost his job during the pandemic. He asked to move back with the mom for two weeks while he got a new job set up. She said no, and then got mad when he went to his dad (they had gotten divorced while the son was a kid and was estranged) and the dad said yes. Not sure if the original story is up, but a copy of it is on r/AmITheDevil
Yeah, she absolutely is the devil. Got it from her parents.
"That just feels like a breeding ground" 5:42
Presumably accidentally best/worst pun here.
I'm a grown man sitting here sobbing over pizza hearing the story about the family who kept losing their child and the note the father left broke me.. I really hope, wherever they are, they're happy and healthy.
When I was a baby the song my dad would sing to me when he put me to bed was Bodies by Drowning pool. It’s a very good song! I still think it’s funny when he told me the story of why he did. It’s the best lol
Would you be apposed to sharing the backstory as to why he sang THAT particular song?
@@sarahdavis8006 Sure lol
He told me when he was in the army there was like a football game thing he was playing and a far away they were playing a song at a concert and it was that song
Two things. 1. Growing up my Dad cooked every time he was home and able to (non traditional work hours) because HE was the better cook. Mom isn’t bad, she could follow a recipe and feed us just fine cause she was able to be home more but doesn’t love it like Dad. And now my boyfriend and I are repeating this pattern. No one can bake like my guy and men, carbs are the way to a woman’s heart. 2. Boyfriend isn’t really a pet person. He had one dog growing up who he loved and now doesn’t really want another of his own cause it will never be like what he used to have. But I have cats because I loved mine growing up and as soon as I moved out I wanted my own. Boyfriend will never love them like I do but likes them well enough (except when the one misbehaves cause my one furbaby is an asshole) and tolerates that he now lives with them. He would never consider putting them down without me there no matter what he heard cause if anything he knows that would hurt me and I’d spiral and hate him.
That lady that dropped the niece off needs to get CPS called on her. That kid could have died or worse. If that is how she treats her kids, then they are better off without her.
LOVE your Optimus Prime shirt!!!!
I seriously don’t understand these “parents” who dump their kids off on other people’s doorsteps without even knocking on the door or ensuring that someone is actually home to care for the child. This should result in automatically having your children removed from your custody, and like forced sterilization.
The miracle baby story really got to me because I too am a miracle baby. Mom lost 3 pregnancies before me and 3 after. It wasn't nearly as bad as the case in this video, especially since the miscarriages wrre pretty early, but I can only imagine my parents feeling a fraction of the pain this couple did, even if mom is pretty chill about the whole thing nowadays.
my mom loves to sing and so we would always have the radio on and she would sing or shoulder dance to whatever was on. It's important to note that she never really paid attention to the LYRICS of the song on, especially when she was driving, and growing up she would glare daggers at us if we swore or anything of the like in her presence. One day we're heading home and a song she really likes comes on so she turns it up. I sit there, ACTUALLY listening, when I suddenly realize that the song is a rather "intimate" and quickly change the channel as a) I was 12(ish) and b) my little brother was in the back. She get's confused and a little miffed until I mumble to her about what the song is about. We were both beet red for the rest of the ride
My sister did a cartwheel off a 3 foot high back porch when she was completely sober. She broke her collarbone
Ok, with all the dad and childbirth stories, I gotta share mine quick. When I was being born, my dad was also giving birth to a kidney stone at the same time so he sent in one of his brothers instead to be with my mom right as she was crowning. My first memory is looking up seeing the doctor, 2 nurses, and my uncle with a big black eye. When I was older, having never been told the story, asked about them about it, they confirmed the story in sock, awe and embarrasment.
You lost me, why did Uncle have a black eye?
@@GrenzGengar13 Because apparently I was not an easy birth and he was the substitute for my dad not being there. While he was there, she accidentally (or deliberately, we still don't know) decked him in the face cause of pain she was in.
If anyone just instantly put my pet down without my permission I’d be arrested for manslaughter
Same here. I don't care if you're a complete stranger. I'd help!
Ima go pet my cat.
My baby girl was born with 2 knots in her cord and it had started wrapping around her neck when she made her way out but my little warrior princess out her arm up and kept herself safe. To this day she is the strongest willed child ive ever met and i love her more then life itself. ❤❤
Everyone in my family cooks, everyone except my grandma, though she does help with the food prep. The men in the family have our own dish(food to coulle with alcohol) and the women have their extravagant food. My grandpa is the one that prepare breakfast most of the time, like 99% of the time. The old man wakes up at 3 am and his almost 90.
I love cooking. My SO loves cooking. We cook together. ❤
HEY! GET OUT OF THE WAY! I WANNA SEE THE GAMEPLAY!
I didn’t grow up with alcoholic parents so I can’t relate to much, like the driving with no pants etc. But we always found it fun when my mom would order beer at a taverna when we were out as a family. Why? Because after half the glass she was all flushed, red cheeks etc and acting all giggly like a schoolgirl. After the other half of the glass she was drunk but she always managed to time it so it was time to go home to sleep anyway. My dad told stories sometimes though from his youth when he actually was a drunk hippie living in a tent at the beach. He stopped drinking after that one time when he got drunk and woke up 3 days later in a ditch somewhere, with no memory whatsoever of those days and had no idea where he was or how he got there.
33:00 i’m sobbing so hard right now
My grandma used to do all the household chores when my dad was a child and when she died from cancer when my dad was at least 14 years old they struggled for a little bit. They had to learn how to use the washing machine. I don’t know how they learned all that before the Internet was a thing.
Just going to say, even if the infant won't remember, they will still have the trauma. My dad has a "let them learn" parenting style and while I can't remember every way I got hurt from before Pre K, I still have the primal instinct in the back of my mind to avoid doing that again
The hammer head shark comment made me laugh. When my son was born I had preeclampsia so I was on some strong meds so I couldn’t get out of bed and I had a catheter and when I felt his head crown I started screaming something is wrong my catheter is coming out. Turns out it was my son.
What's the most amusing mistake a family member made?
Proceed to describe horrific situations 😰
Just a cat? Well I guess you are just a boyfriend. Well ex-boyfriend, Bye!
The only people who really “get” children of alcoholics are the very close friends of the children.
Source: my mother was an alcoholic and I have the very best best friend in the whole world!! Almost 40 years I’ve had her as my bestie, my mom died in September 2023.
@23:09 if that were me I’d be in prison rn
Btw you seem like an awesome person and your videos get me through work! Keep doing what you do!
relating some what to story 15 in the babies being born section, instead of the neck it was my face, not a peep from me so the doctor's had to bring me back to life. I remember that story as "the time I almost got spawn camped"
15:23, so they demand that you cook for them. Fine. Set aside your portion & sprinkle the rest with heavy duty laxative. Won't be long before they stop demanding your cooking.
I think women and men should know how to cook. I also think it’s rude to say: “I’m never cooking nor want to even try to learn how.” No matter who you are.
I feel that my girlfriend have been living together for a little over a year now and she has not once cooked for me I do all the cooking and most of the cleaning. But she works as a vet and makes 6 figures a year while I work as a substitute teacher and work on my passion project so I definitely get that whole cooking thing
44:43 oh god nice guy syndrome
bro, whats with the shirts...playing lol, theyre awesome n im mad jelly lol
Sorry he was mean to my cat, ok then raise them to love animals! Wtf!
with gmail all you have to do is click on sent & if the emails been read it won't be in bold black... not sure if it's the same for any others, but probably
I don’t cook but I’m trying to learn to cook but cooking isn’t my best skill
You'll get there! Don't be afraid to make mistakes. Sometimes, they turn out to be improvements.
(for a redhead baby story):
Bruh, I was born with dark hair (both my parents are blond) and then through the first year shifted to bright red hair and only then to practically white blonde 😂😂😂
Biggest a-hole post I remember seeing was the guy who set his girlfriend's security blanket on fire, then lied about it. 🙄
You should start wearing wacky hats or something
Less opinion, more story please. Just some constructive criticism. Grand voice for this, love the vids :D
So for the butthole posts. rSlash covers mostly aita posts…so it’s nice when another channel does other things. However, I do like other perspectives
These are not amusing stories, my dude. These are horrifying.
Nuggets
Does my mom birthing me count?
Aaaaaaaaaa Fortnite from captor 3 season 2 that was my best season best game 44 kills solo squads level 380
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Bro this is literally Reddit stories
Why are so many stories getting repeated?
This is a weekly compilation.
None of these mistakes were amusing and only the last two were family members.
The rest was okay, but the captions, as always, were atrocious when RUclips Captions can sometimes do better and there's nothing stopping the editor from literally copying and pasting the Reddit posts.
And the narrator has always felt like a pretty good guy. I sometimes wonder how he got wrapped up in this weird conglomerate of identical channels.
hey mainly facts guy, on the very rare chance you see this, don't you think you rant a bit too much trying to take moral high ground? Just something I've noticed
what is bro wearing 💀💀🤢
im talking bout the second shirt
These posts have become 50 percent stories and 50 percent you talking
Agree...less talking would be appreciated
I like the commentary, doesn't feel forced like some other channels.
@@Faigher same