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  • @junievideos
    @junievideos 9 лет назад +4178

    "My wife got hit by a bus. You know what I'd hit? You two." and "I'm gonna slide right off my chair." did it for me.

  • @ha00abc1234
    @ha00abc1234 10 лет назад +2596

    how can they even hold their laugh? I'm dying here

    • @missnadooabolyosr
      @missnadooabolyosr 10 лет назад +8

      same here omg

    • @tiddlywinks6953
      @tiddlywinks6953 5 лет назад +5

      This is so boring.

    • @macaoron
      @macaoron 5 лет назад +37

      3:21 After Maya snorted they were trying so hard not to laugh and break character 🤣🤣

    • @AT-cy7im
      @AT-cy7im 4 года назад +28

      Doesn’t matter how many times you watch this is still funny
      If it was an actual show I’d watch it

    • @comalaism
      @comalaism 3 года назад +6

      @@tiddlywinks6953 You don’t know enough English to comprehend the humor!

  • @iAmiSaid
    @iAmiSaid 3 года назад +3726

    This is possibly the most underrated skit in all of SNL... Absolutely brilliant..

    • @Julie-wr8dj
      @Julie-wr8dj 3 года назад +45

      R S Oh my freakin god. Sure do miss the days of Maya and Amy. Just watched the most current episode of SNL- it sucked the big one except for a digital short featuring Keenan. I think the new cast tries so damn hard to be relevant or speak to what’s happening in the media at this very moment instead of working on characters and writing skits/ stories.

    • @iAmiSaid
      @iAmiSaid 3 года назад +28

      @@Julie-wr8djI do agree that Keenan is great. Maya and Amy were comedically perfect in this sketch.... RUclips has become the best medium for nostalgia... The little tube that could LOL

    • @timbuege2624
      @timbuege2624 3 года назад +5

      @ R S Agree 100%!

    • @robwarren6729
      @robwarren6729 3 года назад +10

      Totally agree - one of the best.

    • @lindsays7232
      @lindsays7232 3 года назад +19

      It’s honestly my favorite recurring SNL sketch ever.

  • @RavFlight76
    @RavFlight76 3 года назад +2494

    This is easily one of the SNL Golden cast periods. The comedic talent and star power that came out of this era is unmatched.

    • @rickbucinell6920
      @rickbucinell6920 3 года назад +24

      Not really

    • @kyledonley9227
      @kyledonley9227 3 года назад +55

      While I agree with the sentiment, no it's not unmatched. Akroyd, Chase, Murray, Murphy etc. would beg to differ, then Meyers, Carvey, Spade, and Farley. All of those went on to do as much/ more than this cast. All great.

    • @scottkitchingman9884
      @scottkitchingman9884 3 года назад +30

      Chris rock, Chris Farley, David spade, Adam sandler might beg to differ.

    • @rje024
      @rje024 3 года назад +13

      @@scottkitchingman9884 , 👍 plus Mike Myers by far

    • @robinlight
      @robinlight 3 года назад +6

      Not to mention its peak in the very beginning

  • @lot-lothermosura4644
    @lot-lothermosura4644 8 лет назад +2575

    You can tell Amy and Maya were trying to make Justin and Andy laugh

    • @Ohhimark100
      @Ohhimark100 7 лет назад +56

      SO HARD!!

    • @g-a-i-l-
      @g-a-i-l- 3 года назад +37

      Justin was hilarious. I kept saying really. Let's hear it for his fake hair and face

    • @lawrencecobb2107
      @lawrencecobb2107 2 года назад +16

      Maya. Same person in good place as the judge? And Kamala?

    • @tchallaokonkwo1098
      @tchallaokonkwo1098 2 года назад +11

      table got turned though...

    • @izzy231100
      @izzy231100 2 года назад +4

      @@lawrencecobb2107 yes thats her!

  • @jimzahl9073
    @jimzahl9073 2 года назад +216

    I don't know how those two ladies manage to look motherly and predatory at the same time. Adorable.

  • @christopherjohnson2474
    @christopherjohnson2474 3 года назад +414

    3:22 I love how Amy is concerned with Maya choking, but stays in character when she asks if she is all right.

    • @samanthabourne4865
      @samanthabourne4865 3 года назад +19

      I was like, no one is talking about her almost choking lmao

    • @DieRoza
      @DieRoza Год назад +5

      Two minutes into the sketch I was already wondering how come they are not choking up for exessively chewing gum while talking, and then Maya choked

    • @ivyparker5617
      @ivyparker5617 11 месяцев назад +5

      Love the honesty, "...You okay?" "...Sorta."

  • @fathernoon9930
    @fathernoon9930 3 года назад +514

    The chemistry between these 4 is incredible.

  • @markperkins7826
    @markperkins7826 2 года назад +155

    "Gary ate stew beef right out of the crock pot then fell asleep on the futon in the bonus room in a cloud of his own cold medicine farts". The best line in history!

  • @jknight413
    @jknight413 3 года назад +789

    Amy is such a professional. She almost breaks a couple of times, but she finishes!

    • @fazyt86
      @fazyt86 3 года назад +54

      That's what she said!

    • @johnnyrizzo3590
      @johnnyrizzo3590 3 года назад +7

      BUT she finishes! Nice!

    • @HunBaneTheBest
      @HunBaneTheBest 2 года назад +10

      I don't think so. My big sister said the girl never comes.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 2 года назад +2

      I finished

    • @GG-uj5ru
      @GG-uj5ru 2 года назад +2

      Unlike her husband. Hurry up Colin get to it cause the dryer's buzzin

  • @anthonylicausi3566
    @anthonylicausi3566 3 года назад +1329

    If I close my eyes, I'm back listening to my Aunts solving the world's problems talking about everything and nothing all at the same time...

    • @visamedic
      @visamedic 3 года назад +51

      My Italian aunts at a reunion......in half English half Italian

    • @hannahalexandra1419
      @hannahalexandra1419 3 года назад +19

      I love this comment. 😂 Wish we could hear that.

    • @Coopdog-dp5eq
      @Coopdog-dp5eq 3 года назад

      Expired!

    • @briansounalath
      @briansounalath 3 года назад +4

      “You need to tell that Biden that they should just open everything back up. That’ll solve it.”

    • @DystopianApocalypse
      @DystopianApocalypse Год назад

      Hahaha shit Tony... 😂

  • @Ttoby89
    @Ttoby89 10 лет назад +1414

    So awesome. Maya and Amy kill it every time, and Andy and Justin were hilarious guests.

  • @ReidWalter
    @ReidWalter 9 лет назад +883

    "then I'm go home, and I'm put my phone on vibrate, and I'm sit on it, and calling myself over and over again"

    • @etc.4903
      @etc.4903 3 года назад +11

      It's better if you just set a timer and when it runs out you just don't stop it.

    • @JF-NYC-NJ-Girl
      @JF-NYC-NJ-Girl Месяц назад

      @@etc.4903😂😂😂😂

  • @ellystripes
    @ellystripes 3 года назад +253

    Their rhythm and timing is sublime. I love the Bronx Beat sketches.

  • @maloweuk
    @maloweuk 10 лет назад +489

    Love it everytime Maya cries about her husband but this one is the best! COS I LUV HIM!

    • @CoachHeyward
      @CoachHeyward 3 года назад +17

      “Nevah takes his eyes off me!”

    • @UVjoint
      @UVjoint 3 года назад +10

      "He gave me my fo-ah children!"

  • @stephaniecidade6296
    @stephaniecidade6296 3 года назад +245

    "If my wife got hit by a bus you know what would I hit?YOU TWO" Andy is so damn funny 😅😅😅😅

  • @sterbebett
    @sterbebett 10 лет назад +1556

    SNL really needs these 2 girls back. But I can only dream.

    • @absidd
      @absidd 10 лет назад +117

      ...and Tina, Kristen, Bill and Seth. Gawd I hate this new cast.

    • @shay-leesinger6708
      @shay-leesinger6708 4 года назад +2

      Fact.

    • @jAYROCCS1x
      @jAYROCCS1x 3 года назад +5

      @@absidd seth nvr been funny to me. most times i feel like he’s doin to much. that’s just me tho

    • @sr.supreme5808
      @sr.supreme5808 3 года назад +9

      It’s 2020 and Maya is back

    • @debosmitadalui1998
      @debosmitadalui1998 3 года назад +1

      @@jAYROCCS1x he was one of the head writers. He only acted in some.

  • @stvp68
    @stvp68 3 года назад +1361

    It’s 2020 and suddenly I’m wondering if maybe we did all die in 2012.

  • @jackee1054
    @jackee1054 3 года назад +356

    "Hurry up - get to it.....cause the dryer's buzzin...." spit out my coffee..... LOLOL

    • @labretbear
      @labretbear 3 года назад +5

      Crazy funny 😂

    • @jAYROCCS1x
      @jAYROCCS1x 3 года назад +2

      personal experience huh ? lol

    • @margaret6839
      @margaret6839 3 года назад +11

      "He leaves you alone, he falls asleep, you get to read your book." YES!

    • @lindakillingbeck3178
      @lindakillingbeck3178 9 дней назад +1

      ❤❤❤yes😂😂😂

  • @hotsportz101
    @hotsportz101 10 лет назад +1281

    "YOU. YOU. ME. HIM. YOU."

  • @mattier.9095
    @mattier.9095 3 года назад +108

    “You’re not Phil Collins,
    Success is not in the air tonight.”

  • @veroe.7827
    @veroe.7827 8 лет назад +671

    "Luke, I am your wife and I am a mess" lol

  • @MassimoCerreto
    @MassimoCerreto 4 года назад +226

    Andy and Justin are brilliant together. They should have their own show. I'd totally watch it.

  • @wilmamccritty5200
    @wilmamccritty5200 3 года назад +52

    It’s the way everyone is chewing gum for me lolll. Hilarious

  • @elizabethmok554
    @elizabethmok554 4 года назад +947

    “It’s 2012, we’re all gonna die anyways.” it’s 2020 and I-

  • @manakin5
    @manakin5 2 года назад +41

    That rapid-fire delivery was just awesome. Everyone.

  • @brookeelisa3003
    @brookeelisa3003 2 года назад +166

    "4x4. You, you, me, him, you."
    "That's 5!!"
    Had my DYING

  • @christopherbardier770
    @christopherbardier770 3 года назад +77

    “I’m going to slide off my chair” best line in SNL history.

  • @presssack
    @presssack 4 года назад +362

    During almost all the skits, I think if I were an actor there I could refrain from breaking character, but man, I am impressed how Timberlake keeps it cool during their nonsense talk :D hilarious

    • @vampiraJ
      @vampiraJ 3 года назад +12

      I feel Justin Timberlake could be a really great actor if he wanted.

    • @KeithCarey33
      @KeithCarey33 3 года назад +5

      Chomping the gum. Better than booze.

    • @hotfudgecake
      @hotfudgecake Год назад +2

      That's what made this great lol Maya and Amy go off , camera pans to the guys ,and theyre just staring, stone faced, chomping gum in unison 😆

    • @ajaiy
      @ajaiy Год назад +1

      @@vampiraJ he’s been in multiple movies already love.

    • @Lily-ld7fn
      @Lily-ld7fn 10 дней назад

      @@ajaiy "love!" you are so rude.

  • @Ablasuena
    @Ablasuena 7 лет назад +320

    Omg, I think I have just found my all time favourite SNL sketch! They're all so fluid, so natural with these characters, I would watch it over and over. Ummm... I think I will! Thanks SNL

  • @monicamarks8692
    @monicamarks8692 8 лет назад +374

    "Jodi, I'm gonna slide right off this chair!" XD

  • @leadspot
    @leadspot 3 года назад +126

    justin and andy played it so straight is just incredible to watch, loved it

  • @martinborsky9532
    @martinborsky9532 5 лет назад +105

    I would watch Bronx Beat as a standalone show!😍

  • @kbitchkal8765
    @kbitchkal8765 6 лет назад +106

    That's how brilliant Maya and Amy are that for the first four minutes they could carry this sketch by themselves and it was so funny and the sketch just had to run for extra four mins because it was so good

  • @garboil
    @garboil 3 года назад +224

    When you can write a skit that has a great premise, but weak legs - but it doesn’t matter because the four actors you have in the scene are simply brilliant.

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 3 года назад +1

      I was thing the same!

  • @mindy56374
    @mindy56374 5 лет назад +36

    This might be my fave SNL sketch ever. You couldn't script what Amy and Maya do with these characters and then bringing male versions of them in....? Just priceless.

  • @johnlevan4116
    @johnlevan4116 Год назад +22

    Absolutely hilarious, the nonstop banter and then the look on guy's faces. One of the best SNL skits ever.

  • @Arbee1000
    @Arbee1000 Год назад +16

    My favorite part is when Amy cracks up at Maya saying “Five people? I’m in.”

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 3 года назад +47

    They brought structured improv to an international audience and it's incredible how enduring the format is

  • @sixoclock4436
    @sixoclock4436 8 лет назад +511

    I love how expressionless they look.

  • @neurofire
    @neurofire 4 года назад +50

    Man those jokes are 6 years old and they still kill! (July 2019) The vibrating phone gag - insanely funny.

  • @arydavila7652
    @arydavila7652 3 года назад +111

    when you flirt with a guy bc your bored and then they play along like ohh shit.... eject eject eject lmao

  • @sarahbridges8199
    @sarahbridges8199 5 лет назад +55

    A couple of stereo phonic foxes! It's amazing how they never break character. Get the feeling a lot of it was improv. They need to bring this back!

  • @emilyryan8395
    @emilyryan8395 7 лет назад +548

    7:34 amy gets straight back into character with that weird head move haha

  • @nicoles_handle
    @nicoles_handle 7 лет назад +164

    andy samberg is the epitome of beauty

  • @laraatienza6454
    @laraatienza6454 4 года назад +66

    Why did I find Andy so hot in this skit...haha..especially when he said.."You know what I'll hit...You Two" 🤣🤣🤣
    The accent is gold 👌🏽

  • @vampiraJ
    @vampiraJ 3 года назад +58

    “Somebody struck a match and lit my pilot light.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @katc5051
    @katc5051 Год назад +30

    This is the best Bronx Beat, hands down.

    • @christophermichael5764
      @christophermichael5764 Год назад

      Without question!

    • @tyeohno
      @tyeohno 14 дней назад

      As a superficial heterosexual male, I’m compelled to make the argument for Katy Perry’s appearance.

  • @flagal519
    @flagal519 3 года назад +65

    These gals were absolutely brilliant.....what a skit! PRICELESS.

  • @topbackpodcast2615
    @topbackpodcast2615 3 года назад +61

    Andy and Justin have undeniable chemistry

  • @sonnyannflores2705
    @sonnyannflores2705 6 лет назад +589

    Hot Andy is my fave kind of Andy

  • @AmorphisBob
    @AmorphisBob 4 года назад +246

    It's so weird seeing Justin and Andy without the shiny suits

  • @lizzfrmhon
    @lizzfrmhon 8 лет назад +631

    I never laughed so hard at an SNL skit

    • @drummerelle
      @drummerelle 8 лет назад +2

      +lizzfrmhon GOLD

    • @paintur68
      @paintur68 8 лет назад +6

      +lizzfrmhon Vincent Price Christmas special? The Californians?

    • @mayflower7811
      @mayflower7811 8 лет назад +21

      IKR Amy, Maya, Andy, and JT this was back when #SNL was still good

    • @kareemabdelhakam3640
      @kareemabdelhakam3640 7 лет назад +1

      May Flower Yo, Kate Mckinnon

  • @renzo6490
    @renzo6490 3 года назад +18

    I watch this about once a day... picks me right up !

  • @chroniclesofalivingdeadgirl
    @chroniclesofalivingdeadgirl 8 лет назад +135

    Andy's hair looks great.

  • @haleymarie16
    @haleymarie16 8 лет назад +266

    Andy look so young and cute!

  • @lindam156
    @lindam156 10 лет назад +2864

    Andy Samberg is gorgeous as hell

    • @valeriemoore1437
      @valeriemoore1437 5 лет назад +22

      Linda M amen

    • @Ishani_Bhardwaj
      @Ishani_Bhardwaj 4 года назад +122

      No doubt no doubt no doubt

    • @Sa3Dushh
      @Sa3Dushh 4 года назад +55

      @@jackdavids2723 are you jealous girls find him Cute ? YOU CREEPY Hater 🖕🏿

    • @bo2720
      @bo2720 4 года назад +9

      Gorgeous no cute and attractive for sure

    • @lindam156
      @lindam156 4 года назад +40

      Jack Davids buuuuut he has “berg” in his name and I just called him gorgeous so🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @21centdregs
    @21centdregs 11 месяцев назад +8

    i've watched a lot of snl, the bronx beat is for sure the most consistently funny sketch in the modern era, maybe ever.

  • @romyv0211
    @romyv0211 2 года назад +5

    Pleassseee bring this sketch back! This is golden.

  • @LizaMohanty
    @LizaMohanty 10 лет назад +558

    Awesome timing of jodi and betty.. they do comedy way better than some of the overhyped movie stars

  • @brentj.peterson6070
    @brentj.peterson6070 2 года назад +10

    This is THE funniest Bronx Beat. Both ladies fighting hard not to laugh. Hilarious!

  • @myeahonline
    @myeahonline 4 года назад +66

    JT has really good comedic timing, really up there with these SNL classics

    • @nemastique409
      @nemastique409 9 месяцев назад +1

      loved him in the bee gees skits too

  • @shroomiverse
    @shroomiverse 3 года назад +24

    I’m gonna go home, put my phone on vibrate, sit on it and call myself over and over again 😆

  • @jameslarimer9211
    @jameslarimer9211 Год назад +10

    This sketch is the result of a lot of fantastic qualities coming together, but for me the funniest bit by far is Justin's expressionless face while he chews gum as the hosts flirt with him.

  • @MrTommieadamsphoto
    @MrTommieadamsphoto Год назад +6

    I could watch this over and over. Lol. Classic

  • @amybelote2922
    @amybelote2922 3 года назад +39

    I love this cast. So much talent. And Justin Timberlake always does so well when he's on the show. He is hilarious

  • @oliviakaye6275
    @oliviakaye6275 5 лет назад +175

    “Then I’m gonna go home, imma put my phone on vibrate, I’m gonna seat on it, I’m gonna call my cellphone over and over”
    - me when I see Andy Samberg

  • @TalkToSamson
    @TalkToSamson 3 года назад +8

    “Oops we found a cat skeleton.” Lmfao! 😂🤣😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻

  • @gayugovind
    @gayugovind 10 лет назад +58

    How are they not breaking (or jumping samberg and timberlake)?!! bloody brilliant. Poehler almost made it till 7:31 lol

  • @bostonbean
    @bostonbean 3 года назад +19

    I wish this was a real talk show. They are hysterical!!!

  • @etaggie09
    @etaggie09 3 года назад +21

    Dear God, this is absolute insanity. I can’t imagine having to be in this sketch without absolutely losing it.

  • @jurrasicpig2426
    @jurrasicpig2426 3 года назад +18

    "put your boom in my hand and it will look bigger", how can anyone hold it?!

  • @doctorsangeeth
    @doctorsangeeth 4 года назад +20

    Sensational timing of the dialogues. Wow. Brilliant performance. Timeless work

  • @Lux_bxdiee
    @Lux_bxdiee 3 года назад +23

    What i find hilarious is that amy and maya just talk annoyingly non stop strangely while justin and Andy are just sitting there chewing gum with absolutely 0% emotions 😂

  • @briansounalath
    @briansounalath 3 года назад +14

    Poehler nails this! Her resting New York face and the abrasive forward energy. Oscar to her.

  • @DRMegaone
    @DRMegaone 4 года назад +15

    Honestly this is the funniest skit I’ve ever seen on SNL. A whole 8 minutes of hilarity!! Wow they are good !!!

  • @mikeforester3963
    @mikeforester3963 9 лет назад +40

    This is the best installment of the sketch ... hysterical. Got me to the point that even when I hear the cheesy title music I start to crack up :D

  • @xavierabii548
    @xavierabii548 2 года назад +15

    Can we all acknowledge how badass JT and Andy were for not breaking? That was crazy 😂😂😂

  • @fishdrew1111
    @fishdrew1111 3 года назад +15

    One of the greatest skits I've EVER seen on SNL--maybe THE best!

  • @snehadas210
    @snehadas210 2 года назад +9

    All these years and I still love Bronx Beat😂😂

  • @annajolie228
    @annajolie228 9 лет назад +262

    Maya's cards were upside down the whole time haha

  • @claricecrisostomo7379
    @claricecrisostomo7379 3 года назад +32

    “TMI - Too Much Ick!”
    “Success is not in the air tonight”

  • @zoesmith2867
    @zoesmith2867 9 лет назад +113

    omg andy soo cute

  • @lostlashes6283
    @lostlashes6283 8 лет назад +471

    JT: 4 by 4. 4 by 4. You, you, him, me, and you.
    AP: 5! That's 5.
    MR: 5 people? I'm in!
    [Amy bursts into laughter]
    Holy crap, I love it when characters break, especially Amy. If she breaks, it's some funny shit.

  • @TerritorialPissings4
    @TerritorialPissings4 Год назад +4

    I just about clapped like a seal when Amy said ‘success is not in the air tonight!’

  • @Feintgames
    @Feintgames 3 года назад +21

    Wow, this is a perfect sketch. Even the timing by the director on the reaction shots and holding on the reaction while the crew continued. That's some great comic timing by everyone.

  • @N1ghtFlower
    @N1ghtFlower 10 лет назад +23

    Oh my god can't fucking breath! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAA. This is by far one of my favorite sketches. I just adore how Amy kinda loses it at the ''4 by 4'' thing :) This two have a great chemistry together.

  • @PjPerez
    @PjPerez 3 года назад +9

    1. I almost choked holding in my laughs during the entire second half of this sketch. 2. Justin's Bronx accent is really good??

    • @bash8257
      @bash8257 3 года назад +2

      Accent straight on!

  • @stephaniecarrow4898
    @stephaniecarrow4898 3 года назад +8

    LOLOLOLOL! 😂😂😂😂 One of the best ever! Great writing, great acting, especially of course Amy and Maya, but Justin keeps up with them. Great lines!

  • @cinnamongirl64
    @cinnamongirl64 3 года назад +12

    I laugh each time I see these very underrated skits, these girls are wonderful and always make me laugh. I have wonderful Aunties that talk like this and it reminds me how much I love them! Miss the talent SNL had in the day.

  • @masonslie1146
    @masonslie1146 5 лет назад +20

    This skit is hilarious omg the talent seriously

  • @rebeccajuarez7848
    @rebeccajuarez7848 3 года назад +19

    The girls almost broke character a couple times but wow they recovered beautifully lol

  • @burninglion2920
    @burninglion2920 5 лет назад +19

    Hahaha i love how everyone is chewing gum.

  • @nbadude44
    @nbadude44 2 года назад +13

    I love how Andy is basically doing his Mark Wahlberg
    "Say hi to your mother for me"

  • @jmeaster1
    @jmeaster1 Год назад +2

    OMG I busted out laughing at “Hoarders should be called Oops I found that cat skeleton”😂

  • @benfranklincatappleshark
    @benfranklincatappleshark 3 года назад +19

    How is this not more well known? This is so well performed, beginning to end. No awkward pauses. Full committment. Great writing.

  • @dadgarage7966
    @dadgarage7966 3 года назад +6

    Agreed. This the best Bronx Beat ever; Betty and Jodi meet their match.

  • @MissMoon1987
    @MissMoon1987 8 лет назад +129

    you can see Poehler trying hard not to break character after the guys start speaking lol

  • @masterchain3335
    @masterchain3335 5 месяцев назад +2

    The barely-restrained look on Justin's face the entire time is priceless.

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 2 года назад +3

    I could listen to those 2 women talk for hours.