I’m sorry, there’s a Blacksmith Simulator now? | Ironsmith Medieval Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025
- This guy knows his way around a furnance (sic).
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Thomas the 16th Century Boy Who Doesn't Know His Father Wants To Kill Him has somehow managed to grow up and become a blacksmith, I see.
All those failed attempts finally got to his father and now has back issues and maybe some head trauma. Thomas, however, remains unscathed.
While his father swung the hammer, Thomas watched the hammer
A man walks in carrying a sealed envelope and hands it to the blacksmith
"It's from your father" he says
The blacksmiths eyes well up 🥺
"But....father...?"
"Father, I need to use the hammer and you appear to be holding the only one. Could you possibly hand that tool to me? Why are you looking at me that way father? Could you be overcome with joy at my new ironsmith skills?"
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 Thomas was studying the blade…
…-making.
as a smith i can confirm, the minigames while forging are hard as hell
XD
Do you also make a tang so short that it has no hope of peen?
You're not a Smith, you're a Jones!
As a bladesmith, I have the most trouble with the pouring of liquid metal from feet above the mold minigame.
yea, playing space invaders, a rythem game and a fighter to make a masterwork item is the hard
I cannot belive we havent gone back to Horse Club Adventures, poor jellybongus
What about my DEAD SON!?
Considering they finished two major playthroughs and then went on brake, and asked for feedback, need to wait for that, I imagine if they do continue it’ll be awhile.
@@mikibaumgart9553 Literally literate is literally alliteration.
Wow. This is a GameGrumps first. For once the tutorial wasn’t skipped by Arin. The tutorial skipped itself.
Oh my god…this isn’t what the prophecy foresaw at all!
Everyone knows Arin hates blatant forced tutorials. _Rockman X_ showed how it should be properly done.
Sadly, with everyone throwing away manuals that contain valuable info, many developers decide to force tutorials that cannot be skipped (which is a redundancy).
Of course, Arin refuses to read manuals, so it's his fault for not knowing how stuff should be done.
I kinda want to be a Guest Grump and have printed matter at my disposal and read from the manual to sadistically cheese off Arin...and have a Help Desk that offers tips for varying prices depending on how helpful the tips are (the more useful it is, the more expensive the price -- and for good measure, I _will_ blatantly hike up the prices for Arin but keep things reasonable for Danny).
THE TUTORIAL SKIPPED ITSELF?! What does that even mean?!
Really? I just assumed that was Arin smashing the granny out of the 'skip' button to mess with Dan
@@VicGChad07 Did people actually throw away game manuals? Every game I played with a manual I saved the manual. It was like a free mini art book.
Dan: Smithing seems super dangerous.
Love that video of the guy who builds a backyard foundry. The main danger he cautions about is dropping the molten metal on concrete. Normal concrete can have water trapped in it, which super heats and then explodes.
It's pretty hot.
Down right sexy if you ask me
Don't suppose you're talking about the king of random are you?
@@spaomalley For me, it's Doom 2016.
@@jamesmccomb9525 Rip Grant Thompson, gone but not forgotten
Only if it's a large amount tbh. The popping noise can spook you if you're unaware, but sand is good for covering any spills
I have a sudden urge to buy the new Cecil H.H. Mills book
i woke up last night with both copies under my pillow... i can't find any of my money
yeah, me too, weird.
That's Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills please show some respect.
did arin actually write this?
See we all know we need to buy the signed copies of Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’s books now because he’d definitely going to fake his death later down the line to drive up the value of his work
The whole intro to the game is just Dan reliving Arin's storytelling pain from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year *cut off*
I thought of the same thing, one of my favorite bits XD
If only I had the means to buy more books 😆 no matter how much I wanna buy more than one.
This is the best comment on this video.
I love how this randomly turned into a deep lore story all of a sudden with the overly flamboyant blacksmith son and his disgruntled cross eyed father forging their relationship together.
Kinda reminds me of God of War with Kratos and his son. Only less flamboyant, replaced with eagerness.
Dan: "All this work just to kill one person."
D-does Dan think swords are single use? XD
The way Arin was making them they might as well be.
Yeah they're consumed upon use. Simple knowledge
He studied the blade with ninja Brian
You have to dispose of it afterwards because of the fingerprints :D
@@chenobble That'd make for an interesting book; "A world where modern forensic analysis existed in medieval times"
Ah, that classic medieval dialogue: "Wake the fuck up!"
Surprised no one has mentioned yet that this is a Cyberpunk 2077 reference
@@thecosmicradiation It's really not a distinctive enough line to be a clear reference.
@@TheHolySemiColon oh, this is a real life reference when I wake my brother up in the morning.
@@TheHolySemiColon 19:45
That first 3 minutes killed me! One of my favorite running gags is when Dan goes to read the text and it just cuts off and moves on, I don't know why but that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I love it. The image of someone just trying to explain things but can't is too funny
I mean, it pretty well nails how it feels when you're trying to read the tutorial text and whoever animated the tutorial was too impatient to let anyone finish it.
@@snorpenbass4196 It's true. There are definitely games in the past that I've played that even speedreading I can't finish the whole wall of text for tutorials lol
Dan's "Hello!" At the beginning gave me instant infini-dagger flashbacks
Man, I loved that en guard joke Dan made.
Uh clearly that was just a coincidence, he didn’t mean it, he didn’t acknowledge it 🙄
@@Outlaw_Praze shut up! You don't know anything. You don't even watch Game Grumps.
@@Outlaw_Praze Shut up, you don't know anything, you don't even watch Game Grumps 😑
@@Outlaw_Praze Jews!
dan not being to able to finished reading in the beginning has me laughing like a manic 🤣🤣
It was the frustrated “Fuckin” parts that really got me.
It's so obvious Arin was pressing skip =P
19:08 Dan: Idk if English is Baron's first language
Me: ofc not, while you were studying english, he studied the BLADE
Instructions unclear. I wrote his book and am now being sued for plagiarism.
They got another one boys
That's how you make the big bucks
See we all know we need to buy the signed copies of Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’s books now because he’d definitely going to fake his death later down the line to drive up the value of his work
This is the prequel to "Thomas: The medieval boy, who doesn't know he's about to be killed."
This is definitely the origin story of Thomas, the boy who's dad is going to kill him but is totally oblivious.
Yes
I was just about to type this. Spot on!
Arin should just make a cardboard cut out, like in The Critic. "BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK!"
it brings an old man a tender-tear to know there's other Lovelies who know that show!
🤜🏻🤛🏻
This is a great idea and a way that they can be in the same room at the same time proving that they’re different people and not just Arin in a wig
A+ reference. It doesn’t stink!
I think about that bit every time, so glad I'm not the only one
Nilknarf!
7:12 "When is your first boss fight?" I immediately started thinking that a PVP blacksmithing game a la ironchef would be AMAZING
there is - Forged In Fire
Was that something about a book? I blacked out and woke up with a new book and a RAGING erection
As I stand here before you today… with a large, THUNDEROUS erection
Arin's smith voice has me in stitches. I hope there's a part 2.
Same dude I had to rewind it so many times to get through it because I was crying, because of the close up on the Baron's face especially
12:10 "What is with you man, come on!"
Really solid Rick Moranis impression. I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book!
"Hey Arin! What are we doing today on Ten Minute Power Hour?"
"We're blacksmithing Dan!"
"Are we insured?"
"No."
"Let's do it!"
That joke about father’s cross eye was a little too on the nose Dan.
Opening with the shovel knight "helloooooo" made my brain give me feel good juice
The beginning for the book really sold me. I don't know why.. I just have the strongest urge to buy his book
19:32 I love that "en garde" joke. That was really funny.
Uh, clearly that was just a coincidence, he didn’t acknowledge it.
@@senatorsparky Shut up. You don't know anything. You don't even watch Game Grumps.
@@senatorsparky Shut up you don't know anything. You don't even watch game grumps.
@@DLarus08you really think you’re relevant commenting 2 years after the video was posted? God, get a life!
I feel like this could be a REALLY cool VR game
Honestly a great idea. I wonder how many VR games there are that cover niche hobbies that would be hard to get into normally.
If that powerwash simulator game can be popular that definitely could be.
There's actually a VR game out there that's like this to an extent, called Master Bladesmith. It's still a bit rudimentary as there's only one developer, but I think it's a lot of fun!
Dan's intro: "HELLOOOO!"
My brain: "INFINIDAGGAH!"
I want more! This is one of my favorite, most comforting videos, it's already on my "in case of sad" playlist
You guys might never see this but you might be interested to know about the phrase 'dead as a door nail'. In medieval times nails were difficult to produce and so if a home burned down or if people needed to rebuild they would take out and reuse all the nails they could. Door nails though would be driven all the way through and then bent making them more secure but also making them impossible to reuse.
Ah yes… Arin Hanson: the Mother Simulator of Limgrave 😂
*desperately pumping the bellows* TURN IT ON!!
The thought of injuring someone by burning them with a dagger instead of stabbing gave me a very good chuckle
Heard in the distance: "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH"?!?!?!
0:58 Arin clicked on "Start Tutorial" WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
Dan: Not sure if Lovelies will get "en garde" reference
Arin: Makes a Puttin' on the Ritz reference
Dan: “Blacksmithing seems really dangerous”
D (from Elden Ring): “Jost liek toco bell’s Doritos locos tocos at 2am unuh weekday”
THANKYOUDEE
One of the many games that I just about pissed myself laughing. Arin and Dan please don't go anywhere you two are a treasure
and in one of the extremely rare occasions when Arin does not skip the tutorial, the game rewards him with yet another tutorial.
One thing this game got wrong was the tang (bit on the end of the sword) it should go all the way through the handle and out, then the pommel is peened onto it. (if this is not done as soon as you would swing the sword the blade would fly out). This sometimes is done withe craply made swords, but a metal rod is welded onto the short tang (called rat tailing), however swinging a rat tailed sword especially against something can cause the blade to fly out. Hence why some people who think they collect swords actually just have worthless lumps of metal or wall hangers.
Now Dan knows how it feels to be a NPC with the player skipping in mid-dialog.
Truly terrifying Cecil
I love that this game asks you to liquefy and *cast* the iron. That's how you make *cast iron,* with completely different properties, not forge a blade.
And they have you forge the pommel, which you could totally cast if you really wanted to
what are cast iron's properties vs forged?
@@thnafu Cast iron is basically like glass. Its very hard and tough but it shatters if hit hard enough. Forged is much more difficult to make but its malleable and bendable, as is necessary for a sword. Cast iron is only useful for things that will never experience an impact
@@thnafu skeets mcgrew has it right, cast iron is really brittle. When making a blade, you don't melt the iron all the way, you just heat bars till it's malleable and form it with a hammer, to keep its strength.
Edit for apostrophe issue
@@Cassiterit3 @Skeets McGrew thanks both!! :)
People who have never smithed: "wow this game looks so cool, I bet it's super accurate"
Anyone who has smithed ever: "WHAT THE F***? WHY ARE YOU CASTING A SWORD INSTEAD OF SMITHING IT? WHY IS THE METAL MELTING AT SUCH A LOW TEMPERATURE? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? DWARVEN DAD WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED!"
I like how Arin didn't even realize that he threw his hammer into the furnace (sorry, furnance) during the father section.
LOL Dan continuously getting cut off right at the beginning is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
I want a part 2! I wanna know where this story goes!
I feel the need to point out: Iron and steel swords are *not* made by melting down the I got and pouring it into a mold. That will give you a horrible quality metal. Also, it's called blacksmithing if you're working with iron and steel, not ironsmithing. Hilarious episode though
Right! It would be like trying to forge a sword from a cast iron pot.
@@ziggedr4y and it's not like the developer couldn't have put in the forging mechanic. They did it for the pommel and crossguard. So, why is the most important part of the sword, the blade, the most fragile and poor quality?
I love Dan's face because he's awesome and has curly hair.
The Grumps before smithing: "Smithing seems dangerous"
The Grumps after smithing: "Strike True ⚒️"
I adore this and I'm so intrigued by the fact there is a story mode and there are silly dialogue options.
I didn't know Cecil H.H. Mills was also a Baron of the forge....
Man, listening to you guys create the son character’s voice at the same time was hysterical!
A tang of the blade barely reaching a quarter of the way through the handle caused a part of me to die inside. I get this is far from accurate smithing, but that was straight up painful to watch.
Not the casting an iron blade? That killed me. Should have set this in the bronze age if you wanted to have moulds and casting as a major mechanic, or else reserve the casting for things made out of cast iron like pots and pans.
Maybe its one of those dorky decorative blades
I loved that "en garde" joke. That was really funny!
Shut up, you don't know anything! You don't even watch Game Grumps!
Who was that demon burping very rhythmically in the intro?
He sounds very handsome and like he may be bad at some video games.
He sounds like he has a beautiful and majestic stalk of broccoli for a co-host.
That can’t be true tho cos that would mea-*bookcase “randomly” falls over on my head as a strange form goes scampering out the balcony window*
Father, why ave' you brought the hammer? Dan's bringing the "Father who is trying to get rid of his son" back!
Geeze, its like this guy has never forged a sword before!
11:51 *distant muffled voice* “I got it, Danny!”
I am pissing my pants with laughter. i just now found out about the grumps. this is the best. I feel welcomed home
I think I’m going to buy the book
7:15... when's your 1st boss fight dooo do do doooo Silver... IT'S NO UUUUUSE!
Ah, I see that the hole in the simulator market for a good blacksmithing simulator... remains unfilled.
I love that "en garde" joke. That was really funny.
Arin and Danny doing the Sam and Ralph bit from looney toons is gold. "Hey Bill" "what's up Frank"
23:43 "Wake the fuck! Can't get any smithage here!"
11:49 Dan: "E to blow bellows. Who is bellows??" 😏
Fans of The Owl House: 😱😳😥
Immediately my thought! 🤣
I hope the grumps play an episode of potion craft, I legitimately think they'd enjoy it.
I love that en guard joke, that was really funny
The moaning while forging part killed me
I love that on guard joke, it was really funny
Uh, clearly that was just a coincidence. He didn't mean it. He wasn't aware of it
Shut up you don't know anything, you don't even watch Game Grumps
@@VAfurious7 shut up you dont know anything you dont even watch game groomps
@@VAfurious7 shut up you dont know anything you dont even watch game grumps
Pincers........Are those called tongs though?..
Also can we have another episode of this. Pretty sure we all missed Thomas.
I suddenly feel like buying a book... idk where that came from...
"why am I getting more points?"
It's like these boys don't even play video games.
I love Elden Ring, but watching the Grumps play these weird Indie games is pretty delightful. Can't complain.
What was the point of mentioning elden ring when its already over?
@@shyguy7265 I'm sorry, I didn't realize I wasn't supposed to talk about the games the Grumps are playing at any given moment in time. You're absolutely right. That's just absurd.
No one whacks the Baron!!! ...other than the baroness... and the dwarf guy on Thursdays.
I probably could have read the tutorial if dan's voice didn't force my brain into reading at the speed he was speaking lol
Good “En Garde” joke Dan that was really funny
You guys should take a smithing class for a 10 Minute Power Hour!
Oooh I love this idea
Why you gotta call me out like that? 27:07
I'm not going to lie, I want more of this to see the father son relationship develop 😂 also the one in the game hahaha
Well, Mark. We finally found the blacksmith. Now we just have to figure out what to do with them.
i feel like that ad at the beginning was trying to tell me something but i’ve no idea what it is
Mildly disappointed father and enthusiastic smith boy is the Freudian light in the dark I needed 🥲
I super appreciate Dan and Arin still quoting Vines regularly 🥰🥰
I love that en-gardè joke Dan made. That was really funny
I don't think it was intentional though. He didn't acknowledge it or anything.
@@wesnohathas1993 Shut up. You don't know anything. You don't even watch game grumps
@@wesnohathas1993 I think that it was funny.
i already spit out my coffee with that first 2 minutes lmao
I never knew that I needed to hear Dan sing that Rack City song, but my life is forever changed for the better because I heard it. xD
Definitely need more Thomas the 20th century blacksmithing boy!
Think I just might buy this book I keep hearing about
It's good stuff👍
By Mai bawk?... I mean I can take your chicken of your hands for you if you want, I don't know anyone named Mai to give it to, or is that some new lingo the kids say today, like Great Scott?
The only Smiths I know are human and they want to be loved. Just like everybody else does.
🎸NNRRREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWW 🎸
Arin pressing all the wrong buttons makes my mind melt🤣
I'd love to see them bring Matt and Ilya from That Works into Guest Grumps and play either this or Jacksmith.
I would second that idea to work.
When other people advertise their products, they make a script with interesting facts about it, laying down the selling points, or speak from the heart about how it means so much to them and plays on people sympathy.
Meanwhile Aron is out here
"Buy my book!"
You have surpassed your father in crafting things!
You (Looks down): I made nails... What exactly did my father make for you?
Errr... Metal... Things...?
You: Great I have successfully surpassed someone who doesn't know how to smith.
I love that on guard joke, that was really funny!
CrossEyed Father is my new favorite character.
24:07 "Have you ever noticed that no matter how you move your head, you can always see your nose?!"