Someone online said something that blew my mind. What if the casino side quest of them looking for the Code Breaker was actually leading them to Lando, who had code breaking knowledge...it would have blown my mind if that actually happened. It would have made the sidequest a lot more better.
Oh my god, if that's how they would've brought Lando back in to the story, that entire sub-plot would've been redeemed and validated for me. Instead we got nothing, absolutely nothing of value.
When it came out about a casino planet I thought the same thing! I thought (before seeing the movie) it would have been Luke going to talk to Lando about Hans death and bringing him back into the fight against the first order.
You mean like Tarkin and Leia actors have been dead so they couldn't have any scene of them anymore? So yeah that theory kinda goes straight out of the airlock.
Please. Call her "purple-hair." It's the only thing special about her. Like feminists. They have no good ideas or special talents, so they try to be "special" by dying their hair to virtue-signal to their like-minded idiots.
guys you were clueless when Ghost Anakin - Grandfather thing & Its a Trap!! happened on the video- Its 2 of the Biggest Running Jokes of ALL HISHE Star Wars Vids
This actually showed me how ridiculous it would be if Rey's grandparent is Obi-Wan. Just seems like overkill to me that EVERYBODY has to be related to the previous characters. The door opening and getting sucked into space is a good point though lol.
It's fine if she is really a nobody but the fact that she doesn't need JEDI TRAINING to be able to use the Force and defeat a dark Jedi is beyond stupid! And no progression for her either.... she won in TFA and she won in TLJ.... (sigh)
I feel like the fights between Rey and Kylo have been pretty much stalemates so far. I'd have to look at Episode 7 again because it's been a while. Even though I'm not sure if I want it I'll bet that there's more to Rey's parents than is currently being let on. Honestly, though, I feel like neither one of these new Jedi (Kylo or Rey) would be able to stand up to Vader/Anakin or Luke or Yoda or Obi-Wan, they just seem so amateur by comparison.
Not Penny's Boat is what the character Charlie wrote on his hand as a warning just before he died in an underwater airlock on the show LOST. The visual was very similar to what we saw in the HISHE video just now.
There is a huge flaw that people who say they like "the last Jedi' are missing. It is the loyalty to the Saga that allows you to not say the movie was terrible. Seeing the major and obvious flaws is easy. I am a fan of the Saga but for EPs 8and 9: Story was terrible, character build was pitiful, character development was lazy, and they have nothing to lead to a good conclusion.
You are right as I forgot to add EP 7. The trouble is that EP 9 is a forgone conclusion since Disney currently has the same director from EP 7. That director will personal be responsible for ruining the Han Solo Movie since he made Han Solo end badly and die a pitiful death.
I want to remember you this: Harrison Ford accepted his role in Force Awakens only if he dies. Because he hates Han Solo and wants dead since Empire Strikes Back. So, it´s not the fault of J.J. Abrahams
What I never understood was in the beginning when they were dropping the bombs, how in the world did the bombs fall through space? Wouldn't they float away because...no gravity in space??
Not only that, Rose's sister was bathing in pure vacuum for the entire scene. The bombs indeed somehow dropped as fast as normal bombs would and not as fast as they would if they were magnetic. Even if they were magnetic, what's stopping them from attaching to the bomber ship (anti magnetic coating, presumably, but why wouldn't all First Order ships have that just in case of bomber ships, seeing as how effective they are)? Anyhow, torpedoes would have been more effective and less costly to use than a squadron of bombers protected by fighters who all die. Torpedoes are faster, can target certain locations with far more accuracy and they could've had the same explosive power as the bombs used. New Star Wars makes no sense. When ships get destroyed in the middle of space, they fall down, like what? And it's irritating that the story and the characters make even less sense than the physics. "Hey we're doing new Star Wars, any ideas?" "I know, let's kill of all the old characters, some of which without any explanation or closure, and insert divisive political opinions in every decision!" "Sounds great, let's go."
Abigail George they were still close to the planet in the beginning of the movie. The bombs were falling because of gravity. The ships just hold themselves up with thrust.
I love TLJ too but could you imagine seeing a theatrical version of Rey and Luke facing down the first order in the Hishe version. that would have been sick. then kylo could come down and face Luke and Luke could obi one himself out
I did like TLJ, but I do wish Ackbar had been the one to sacrifice himself. I get the whole "New generation taking over", but I feel like it would keep better with that theme if Holdo, maybe a second in command, or aide to Ackbar, survived, while Ackbar, the older generations, sacrificed himself. How he did go out just felt like an anticlimax
I have this theory that space in the Star Wars universe is not actually hard vacuum. That's why you can hear things and ships move he way they do (like they're in atmosphere). There are plenty of other examples to support this.
That's what I hoped for in the back of my mind, but I knew it would never be the case. If they had done that, they could've then set up an entire trilogy for The Old Repblic era, something never seen on the big screen before.
They also erased Thrawn. They pick and choose what to bring back in, and given that the Kotor storyline doesn't conflict with anything that is currently canon, it isn't unthinkable that it could be brought back in some form.
"She didnt know Luke was gonna save them". Hell, she didnt even know Finn would survive her crashing into him. "Ill prevent your kamikaze attack by kamikazeing in you", brilliant. How did she even get to hit him from the side when he was going full speed in a straight line?
They actually wouldn't have been sucked out. I thought so, too, the first time I saw it. But after watching TLJ more times than I can count, you can see there's a doorway she enters. It's not unbelievable that she would activate the door, either by force power or maybe it's motion sensitive, in order to re-pressurize the room before they reach her. Everything else in the hishe video I love. And your reactions are always so fun. :)
You do realise that the ship isn't stationary, right? Leia had just commanded Ackbar to go 'full engines'. So if the ship is going at a reasonable speed, how did she return to the ship once blasted out of it? Are you telling me she floated towards the ship at the same speed as the ship itself was moving? What slowed her down once she was blasted out into space? there is no resistance/air/gravity in space, she should have just kept on floating further and further away. The whole scene is ridiculous, this scene is not worth defending.
Leon M I wasn't actually defending the force flying, I was defending the presence of an air lock door that would have prevented them from being sucked out into space. I like the idea of the scene, but agree that the execution was not good. And the whole Leia Poppins of it all looks ridiculous on the screen, and takes me out of the movie.
so you're even worse than reaction channels? normal reaction channels can't make their own content, so they react to other people's hard work. but you don't make your own content, so you react to someone else who can't make their own content, who react to other people's hard work
If you just rewatch the movie scene with Leia rescued from open space, you should notice that there is a second portal, having an energy shield, that functions as a decompression chamber second door ( the portal is bordered by a red band). So, no plot hole at all. Tell the "should have ended" people that this gag is hilarious, but incorrect.
Show my knees were legitimately very good what holes in the film but very good ideas for how it could happen . Some of these are just clear big potholes in the movie
If a movie's success could be measured in how much it upset or confused an audience, Last Jedi is a big fucking WIN! Think about yer Donnie Darko, yer Pink Flamingos... If Last Jedi keeps people arguing as long as those movies did, it will go down as a "landmark" or "watershed" moment in the franchise. Not even the Prequels were this divisive!
The Last Pathetic Jedi. Too long, illogical, boring, pointless characters, pointless storylines, and driven by agenda to the detriment of the story. It looked nice though, and I guess that is enough for a lot of people. To me though, it was a giant polished turd.
matt David I loved it personally. Your entitled to your opinion though. People are very hard on this movie and it does seem to be a bit overkill, I loved it, and I do agree there are flaws. It’s a movie, every movie has flaws and things to nitpick. But ALL Star Wars movies have flaws, even the original trilogy. I still think it was a great movie, flawed yes, but nothing is perfect
Regarding the Leia scene when the crew should have been sucked out into space upon opening the door for her,didn't something similar to that happen in Rogue One with Vader watching the tantive 4 fly away?
Someone online said something that blew my mind. What if the casino side quest of them looking for the Code Breaker was actually leading them to Lando, who had code breaking knowledge...it would have blown my mind if that actually happened. It would have made the sidequest a lot more better.
Oh my god, if that's how they would've brought Lando back in to the story, that entire sub-plot would've been redeemed and validated for me. Instead we got nothing, absolutely nothing of value.
When it came out about a casino planet I thought the same thing! I thought (before seeing the movie) it would have been Luke going to talk to Lando about Hans death and bringing him back into the fight against the first order.
Given Disney’s track record with bringing back beloved characters just to kill them, I’m glad they didn’t have Lando in the movie.
Just the thing with Ackbar. I mean why not having him do something.
nico olsen Totally agree with you!
it would have made too much sense and conflicted with the movie.
the actor was dead
Actor died. So they can't
You mean like Tarkin and Leia actors have been dead so they couldn't have any scene of them anymore?
So yeah that theory kinda goes straight out of the airlock.
*"IT'S A TRAP"*
I feel like I actually would have felt something if Ackbar had been the one to kamikaze. Screw Admiral Holdo.
VICE Admiral -- hence Ackbar's usurping of her here. ; )
HurricaneWind Totally agree with you!
ComeOnIsSuchAJoy
Ah yes my bad
Please. Call her "purple-hair." It's the only thing special about her. Like feminists. They have no good ideas or special talents, so they try to be "special" by dying their hair to virtue-signal to their like-minded idiots.
Nonamearisto
XD
When the parody is better than the actual film.
Comment percents are
50%-omg the last Jedi suck this was better than it
45% - I wish the real ending was that
5% -others
5% its a trap
guys you were clueless when Ghost Anakin - Grandfather thing & Its a Trap!! happened on the video- Its 2 of the Biggest Running Jokes of ALL HISHE Star Wars Vids
"Finn and Who"
it was so satisfying to hear that ngl
I don't usually watch HISHE but this is absolutely amazing and 100% better than the actual one imho!!! 😂
there isnt even a forcefield, its just an airlock.....
This was actually better then The Last Jedi.
Michael Tardi I thought the movie was okay. But this was really good
True
Who else wishes that that was the actual ending?
Without that Yoda and lighting thing crushing down the ship, yes.
karl jonson yeah lol
Not me, this is so ridiculous... I speak mainly of the ending though, and the theory about Plagueis and Rey being Kenobi's grand-daughter.
would have been nice, I mean skip the yoda lightning and I don't NEEEED to see more blue alien bewb but it would have been kind of epic
Charles LELEU Dude, Snoke being Plagueis and Rey Kenobi's granddaughter are neet.
This actually showed me how ridiculous it would be if Rey's grandparent is Obi-Wan. Just seems like overkill to me that EVERYBODY has to be related to the previous characters. The door opening and getting sucked into space is a good point though lol.
It's fine if she is really a nobody but the fact that she doesn't need JEDI TRAINING to be able to use the Force and defeat a dark Jedi is beyond stupid! And no progression for her either.... she won in TFA and she won in TLJ.... (sigh)
I just wish if Rey's parentage were just a bunch of nobodies that the movies wouldn't waste so much time dwelling on the 'mystery' of Rey's parentage.
I feel like the fights between Rey and Kylo have been pretty much stalemates so far. I'd have to look at Episode 7 again because it's been a while. Even though I'm not sure if I want it I'll bet that there's more to Rey's parents than is currently being let on. Honestly, though, I feel like neither one of these new Jedi (Kylo or Rey) would be able to stand up to Vader/Anakin or Luke or Yoda or Obi-Wan, they just seem so amateur by comparison.
Thats weird, b/c I feel like the fights b/w Kylo and Rey have been one sided in Rey's favor. I certainly don't see a scar across Rey's face.
Hishe made it that way to be comical
plus, Obi-wan's the only one with a British accent in the originals
Anybody see Leaias hand on the door, "Not Penny's Boat" I died
I've been dying to have a reactor mention that!
Kevin Greenfield i don't understand the meaning of it. what does it mean?
Not Penny's Boat is what the character Charlie wrote on his hand as a warning just before he died in an underwater airlock on the show LOST. The visual was very similar to what we saw in the HISHE video just now.
Rest in peace, Charlie
You lost me at, 'I love The Last Jedi.' I haven't been able to see what I can love about The Last Jedi since I saw it.
This is better than the actual movie.
There is a huge flaw that people who say they like "the last Jedi' are missing. It is the loyalty to the Saga that allows you to not say the movie was terrible. Seeing the major and obvious flaws is easy. I am a fan of the Saga but for EPs 8and 9: Story was terrible, character build was pitiful, character development was lazy, and they have nothing to lead to a good conclusion.
*7 and 8. 9 is not out yet
You are right as I forgot to add EP 7. The trouble is that EP 9 is a forgone conclusion since Disney currently has the same director from EP 7. That director will personal be responsible for ruining the Han Solo Movie since he made Han Solo end badly and die a pitiful death.
I want to remember you this: Harrison Ford accepted his role in Force Awakens only if he dies. Because he hates Han Solo and wants dead since Empire Strikes Back. So, it´s not the fault of J.J. Abrahams
seraph101 agreed man
So much better than Jake Skywalker we saw in the movie.
You must haven’t seen all the interviews with Mark Hamill.
Mark Hamill said this isn’t my Luke Skywalker it’s Jake Skywalker.
Nice Mark Hamill reference.
All of HISHE was better than TLJ :D
What I never understood was in the beginning when they were dropping the bombs, how in the world did the bombs fall through space? Wouldn't they float away because...no gravity in space??
*you’ll float to*
In canon, the bombs were magnetic
Not only that, Rose's sister was bathing in pure vacuum for the entire scene. The bombs indeed somehow dropped as fast as normal bombs would and not as fast as they would if they were magnetic. Even if they were magnetic, what's stopping them from attaching to the bomber ship (anti magnetic coating, presumably, but why wouldn't all First Order ships have that just in case of bomber ships, seeing as how effective they are)? Anyhow, torpedoes would have been more effective and less costly to use than a squadron of bombers protected by fighters who all die. Torpedoes are faster, can target certain locations with far more accuracy and they could've had the same explosive power as the bombs used. New Star Wars makes no sense. When ships get destroyed in the middle of space, they fall down, like what? And it's irritating that the story and the characters make even less sense than the physics. "Hey we're doing new Star Wars, any ideas?" "I know, let's kill of all the old characters, some of which without any explanation or closure, and insert divisive political opinions in every decision!" "Sounds great, let's go."
Abigail George they were still close to the planet in the beginning of the movie. The bombs were falling because of gravity. The ships just hold themselves up with thrust.
Ashton Kimbrell then why didn't the bombs fall twords the planet instead of right on top of the dreadnought
FINALLY!!!
Heroes Fan Productions hey you're the person that made The Chosen One?
Astral Gaming he also makes kickass GOT's ones
Heroes Fan Productions I
«It`s a trap» meme is back
I love TLJ too but could you imagine seeing a theatrical version of Rey and Luke facing down the first order in the Hishe version. that would have been sick. then kylo could come down and face Luke and Luke could obi one himself out
Thanks for the shout out guys!
That was better then the actual film.
I did like TLJ, but I do wish Ackbar had been the one to sacrifice himself. I get the whole "New generation taking over", but I feel like it would keep better with that theme if Holdo, maybe a second in command, or aide to Ackbar, survived, while Ackbar, the older generations, sacrificed himself. How he did go out just felt like an anticlimax
Same here.
I have this theory that space in the Star Wars universe is not actually hard vacuum. That's why you can hear things and ships move he way they do (like they're in atmosphere). There are plenty of other examples to support this.
Correct. The movie 2001 had real space conditions. Almost all movies have 'fake space' that is really like earth's atmosphere.
When Leia flies back into the ship and they're about to open the door, her hand on the glass says, "not penny's boat."
Am i the only one who noticed the Lost reference on leia's hand in the beginning
Did you see what's on Leia's hand when she's at the air lock door? That's funny!
Glad you like it!
I don't know why, but I thought Snoke was Valkorion
That's what I hoped for in the back of my mind, but I knew it would never be the case. If they had done that, they could've then set up an entire trilogy for The Old Repblic era, something never seen on the big screen before.
Disney erased Kotor and Tor from the canon
They also erased Thrawn. They pick and choose what to bring back in, and given that the Kotor storyline doesn't conflict with anything that is currently canon, it isn't unthinkable that it could be brought back in some form.
February 21st 2020 ah memories
SPOILER:Rey is a palpatine
"She didnt know Luke was gonna save them". Hell, she didnt even know Finn would survive her crashing into him. "Ill prevent your kamikaze attack by kamikazeing in you", brilliant. How did she even get to hit him from the side when he was going full speed in a straight line?
They actually wouldn't have been sucked out. I thought so, too, the first time I saw it. But after watching TLJ more times than I can count, you can see there's a doorway she enters. It's not unbelievable that she would activate the door, either by force power or maybe it's motion sensitive, in order to re-pressurize the room before they reach her. Everything else in the hishe video I love. And your reactions are always so fun. :)
You do realise that the ship isn't stationary, right? Leia had just commanded Ackbar to go 'full engines'. So if the ship is going at a reasonable speed, how did she return to the ship once blasted out of it?
Are you telling me she floated towards the ship at the same speed as the ship itself was moving?
What slowed her down once she was blasted out into space? there is no resistance/air/gravity in space, she should have just kept on floating further and further away.
The whole scene is ridiculous, this scene is not worth defending.
Leon M I wasn't actually defending the force flying, I was defending the presence of an air lock door that would have prevented them from being sucked out into space. I like the idea of the scene, but agree that the execution was not good. And the whole Leia Poppins of it all looks ridiculous on the screen, and takes me out of the movie.
The entire thing was stupid. It was like children playing with dolls, not actors recreating something believable.
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This was simply perfect, they really nailed it.
While entering the theatre to watch the last Jedi
Ackbar: It's A Trap
For what I’ve seen those who loved and enjoyed The Last Jedi are the ones who appreciate HISHE parody even more :D it’s so great haha myself included!
I'm a RUclipsr that reacts to RUclipsrs that react to RUclipsrs 😮
amstel 54 Wow, you're so unique.
so you're even worse than reaction channels?
normal reaction channels can't make their own content, so they react to other people's hard work.
but you don't make your own content, so you react to someone else who can't make their own content, who react to other people's hard work
Wow, funny way of putting it
What is with you and lighting all of the sudden
Was I the only one who noticed the atmosphere containment screen on the bridge door Leia came back in through?
Lmao yay was waiting for the reaction.:)
React to villain pub the boss battle
I like the fact that people say this is better, but can’t see they are making fun of there complaints.
This ended up being better than the movie because that was trash. Yeah it smashed box office but thats because the SW name was attached.
Scrimblance
ASageCalledQ,
It actually did pretty bad internationally.
That was class and funny
Just let you soul glow !
If you just rewatch the movie scene with Leia rescued from open space, you should notice that there is a second portal, having an energy shield, that functions as a decompression chamber second door ( the portal is bordered by a red band). So, no plot hole at all. Tell the "should have ended" people that this gag is hilarious, but incorrect.
They were in an air lock
Not penny’s boat! Totally missed that before
*NOT PENNY'S BOAT*
jonathan beatty yes
i died when i saw that.
Show my knees were legitimately very good what holes in the film but very good ideas for how it could happen . Some of these are just clear big potholes in the movie
Way better than the actual movie.
Yoda master sith confirmed
Rey Kenobi
If a movie's success could be measured in how much it upset or confused an audience, Last Jedi is a big fucking WIN! Think about yer Donnie Darko, yer Pink Flamingos... If Last Jedi keeps people arguing as long as those movies did, it will go down as a "landmark" or "watershed" moment in the franchise. Not even the Prequels were this divisive!
ToyFREAKS or that the movie destroyed everything Star Wars was...
you obviously weren't around when the prequels came out
Nice try, troll
You're acting as if Star Wars is something that actually exists outside of the movie
ToyFREAKS you can't be this stupid
Wow I've just seen The Last Jedi movie 😲😆
HI BEN!
GRANDFATHER!
My Name Is VENOM
Tom HD Reactor Nice try, Tom.
Thanks
Idk
The Last Pathetic Jedi. Too long, illogical, boring, pointless characters, pointless storylines, and driven by agenda to the detriment of the story. It looked nice though, and I guess that is enough for a lot of people. To me though, it was a giant polished turd.
0:57 did anyone see the writing on Leia’s hand
Huh I guess pyromania got old so Yoda switched to lightning. Lol
Star Wars very own, oh my god they killed PHASSY.
Yup a lot of good points. Idk why it couldn't be this whey. It could've been a lot easier. No need to explain and no need for plot holes.
I could tell a channel is going downhill when the view count doesn't add up to it's subscriber count along with they're other videos views
Look on the bright side: If the movie weren’t as bad as many claimed it to be, then we wouldn’t had something THAT funny.😄
I would rather watch this episode of how it should have ended 200 times instead of watching The Last Jedi once
The first time i watch this channel but: yall look like qui gon and kylo
I'm watching Season 1 of Always Sunny are you an extra in the episode Underage Drinking: A National Concern? I could've sworn that it was you.
I just have a feeling that Rey will be an illegitimate half sister of Kyle
No, she is his mother! :)
land in the Fing grass
Not penny’s boat
You need to turn up the volume on the video you're watching. We can't hear it.
Not penny's boat? Eh?
You should check out Justice League hishe
Buzzfeed unsolved!!!!
Shout out to BAMA
When a animated parody intended to make fun of a serious movie is actually better than the real thing, I think we all know the answer, it sucked!
So funny
I Sooo wish that a 7 min cartoon was the real thing...instead of the 150 min of crap that we got instead....Wow
Much beter dan the real movie
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Notification Squad?
The last jedi was a disgrace to mankind not a single aspect of that movie was entertaining
matt David I loved it personally. Your entitled to your opinion though. People are very hard on this movie and it does seem to be a bit overkill, I loved it, and I do agree there are flaws. It’s a movie, every movie has flaws and things to nitpick. But ALL Star Wars movies have flaws, even the original trilogy. I still think it was a great movie, flawed yes, but nothing is perfect
Finn and who?
Regarding the Leia scene when the crew should have been sucked out into space upon opening the door for her,didn't something similar to that happen in Rogue One with Vader watching the tantive 4 fly away?
do The Last Jedi Dubs
Do you know that Disney coped the originals to make ep 7 and 8
COOL
You guys are high!
Pacific Rim Uprising Imax Trailer?
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Look Leia created a force bubble around the door alright fake fans please do more research before ruining the brand
DId I hear them right. Did they love the Last Jedi? Really? Well I guess its ok to love it, but its so bad as a Star Wars movie....
Derp
Sigh... the in video audio
Just as a movie it was horrible bad directing etc
And thats why Last Jedi sucks. Hishe show how ridiculous the movie is. So idiot and poor writing.