The 10 Weirdest Ways Animals Have Sex

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @Kay_Jay_Pea
    @Kay_Jay_Pea 16 часов назад +405

    The fact that this was technically SciShows Christmas episode this year is hilarious

    • @katherinevallo2326
      @katherinevallo2326 11 часов назад +3

      @Kay_Jay_Pea I agree with you it is hilarious that this is the Christmas episode this year with SciShow

    • @Maybeprobablynot
      @Maybeprobablynot 7 часов назад +1

      LOL Merry Christmas everybody!

    • @gullinvarg
      @gullinvarg 7 часов назад +4

      Break out the mistletoe 😂😂😂

    • @jake_from_statefarm7209
      @jake_from_statefarm7209 4 часа назад +1

      It truly is a Christmas gift

    • @removechan10298
      @removechan10298 3 часа назад

      not really hilarious - it's weird asf, who thinks about when most kids are using youtube over holidays, and pushes such a weird thing at that time - what goes on in their minds? it's weird.

  • @deawinter
    @deawinter 16 часов назад +233

    Hank’s ability to talk about bizarre sex in the exact same tone and cadence that he talks about every other bizarre animal is admirable

    • @CommanderCharlie
      @CommanderCharlie 9 часов назад +2

      Especially the lesser water boatman and red velvet mites? He’s just like delighted and fascinated. It’s so Hank Green.

    • @CheekieCharlie
      @CheekieCharlie 6 часов назад

      To be fair....it's so interesting!

  • @SpiderDym
    @SpiderDym 16 часов назад +167

    "Nature doesn't have norms. What happens is whatever works."

  • @ModBurgundy
    @ModBurgundy 16 часов назад +377

    The REAL Christmas content I didn’t know I needed

    • @suhailmanzoorofficialeducation
      @suhailmanzoorofficialeducation 16 часов назад +1

      😂

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 16 часов назад +3

      There's a reason Sep 9th is the most common birthday.

    • @tsirakura1684
      @tsirakura1684 15 часов назад

      I hated being the 70th like

    • @JR-ii6hq
      @JR-ii6hq 14 часов назад

      At least someone had the balls to say it

    • @abcdefg216
      @abcdefg216 12 часов назад

      Haha right... And it was really cool. Cool to be able to get pregnant while beeing pregnant for ex!

  • @Noobsquaredgd
    @Noobsquaredgd 16 часов назад +148

    The thing that is on everyone’s mind on Christmas is how different animals have sex

    • @nupeygirl09
      @nupeygirl09 13 часов назад +1

      Hush 😂😂😂 this comment is hilarious

  • @dancoroian1
    @dancoroian1 15 часов назад +42

    7:17 this gives "playing the world's smallest violin" a whole new meaning 😂

  • @danielmadar9938
    @danielmadar9938 12 часов назад +19

    "...just like your grandma warned you." 😂❤😂❤😂

  • @thatcactusboi
    @thatcactusboi 14 часов назад +43

    Hank not mentioning his own song where he LITERALLY EXPLAINS ANGLERFISH MATING WHILE ALSO TALKING ABOUT DEPRESSION is wild to me

    • @brplaysm
      @brplaysm Час назад +1

      where can we find it?

    • @robinvogel5128
      @robinvogel5128 41 минуту назад

      I also want to know where to find it

  • @KomodoSoup
    @KomodoSoup 16 часов назад +44

    4:58
    “.. literally dies..”
    That was one hell of a jump scare there, Green! 😂

  • @boreduser1583
    @boreduser1583 4 часа назад +6

    “And they don’t even have to be fraternity brothers” 🤣🗣️💀🤣🤣

  • @better.better
    @better.better 15 часов назад +15

    I wasn't expecting a King Missile reference, although if ever there was a reference that fit the topic, King Missile would be it

  • @grrman
    @grrman 16 часов назад +40

    Well, my inner 13 year old certainly got a lot of chuckles out of this one.
    My actual age inner self learned quite a bit.

  • @Xaldet
    @Xaldet 16 часов назад +60

    This was NOT on my Christmas bingo board

  • @Nmethyltransferase
    @Nmethyltransferase 16 часов назад +42

    06:00
    Her: "He's way too attached."
    Zoologist: "No, trust me. It's not that bad."

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 13 часов назад

      Roanoke Gaming: it's the abomination that prevents me from going into the ocean, the Anglerfish

  • @fafa8
    @fafa8 16 часов назад +38

    Biologically speaking, sex is not weird as long as it achieves its goals... whatever it is.

    • @sophiedash4026
      @sophiedash4026 15 часов назад

      @@fafa8 The goal in all cases of sexual reproduction is genetic recombination and viable offspring. Since we are speaking biologically, I figured I would finish the thought.

    • @malachite072
      @malachite072 2 часа назад

      True

  • @Cellticlink
    @Cellticlink 14 часов назад +13

    Come on guys.m, it's Christmas. This is a family holiday...
    We need way more than just 10 examples.

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 6 часов назад

      Yes, he should have talked about the fossa’s penis, arguably the most unusual mammalian penis

  • @CaprielleHarmony
    @CaprielleHarmony 17 часов назад +43

    Ah yes, the best special for Christmas day. 😅🤨

  • @Adventurealliancekerala
    @Adventurealliancekerala 8 часов назад +5

    Nature’s mating rituals: awkward, elaborate, and sometimes downright terrifying

  • @justastranger6564
    @justastranger6564 11 часов назад +4

    Seeing Hank almost lose it a couple times makes me NEED a SciShow bloopers reel

  • @Angie-sk4th
    @Angie-sk4th 16 часов назад +26

    King Missile forever!!!

    • @ExhaustedOwl
      @ExhaustedOwl 15 часов назад

      There's a biography written by a trans man, which borrowed the song title "Detachable Penis", and I think that's beautiful 😂

    • @better.better
      @better.better 14 часов назад +2

      "I want to be different, just like everyone else I want to be like" 🤣

    • @JasonWorks-rf1yt
      @JasonWorks-rf1yt 14 часов назад

      My Argonaut is missing again.... Happy birthday little baby Jesus... I need a joint.

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 6 часов назад +1

      @@better.betterso you listened to the whole album, not just the one hit song, good job

  • @wrtiersbloc
    @wrtiersbloc 15 часов назад +23

    🤣 I didn't know anyone else remembered that song

    • @better.better
      @better.better 14 часов назад +2

      college radio goodness... or at least that's the only place I ever heard King Missile before I bought the CDs. my favorite track is "Saturday" King missile was Spoken Word before it was cool

    • @amandapatrick827
      @amandapatrick827 14 часов назад

      Everyone remembers that song 🤣

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 12 часов назад

      I bought the CD

    • @venenodelalengua
      @venenodelalengua 3 часа назад

      Pepperidge farms remembers! Lol all of us millennials better know that. Along with "a gentlemans wash"

  • @jjonze
    @jjonze 13 часов назад +2

    “Nature doesn’t have norms, who are we to say that it’s weird” what a great moral to this video!

  • @heavymetalbassist5
    @heavymetalbassist5 16 часов назад +18

    Thank you Hank for this delightful Xmas present

  • @GrandadIsAnOldMan
    @GrandadIsAnOldMan 13 часов назад +1

    Merry Christmas, Hank and all the team, and a Happy New Year.🎅❄🎄☃⛄

  • @ADSNavarro
    @ADSNavarro 16 часов назад +13

    To release this in Christmas is a choice

  • @squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688
    @squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688 16 часов назад +20

    My Christmas has been made lmao. Thank you for the fun video.

  • @carterwegler9205
    @carterwegler9205 16 часов назад +16

    Hank made the worm video on his channel and immediately went "this is a good scishow video"

  • @joewilson5452
    @joewilson5452 15 часов назад +12

    For a second there I thought you meant that the Echidna had a penis on its forehead. Not a four headed one.

  • @Em4gdn1m
    @Em4gdn1m 9 часов назад +3

    What better way to start my Christmas morning? Merry Christmas to you too, SciShow!

  • @Adventurealliancekerala
    @Adventurealliancekerala 8 часов назад +3

    Every awkward human date pales in comparison to penguins stealing pebbles for love.

  • @mangojules5736
    @mangojules5736 16 часов назад +14

    Oh i clicked in this real quick. Weird hank green video on christmas? Yes please I’ll take a double

  • @MacaylaCayton
    @MacaylaCayton 16 часов назад +7

    “I didn’t expect this, but I wasn’t expecting to expect anything so it doesn’t count.” Am I the only one who was thinking it?

  • @diebesgrab
    @diebesgrab 14 часов назад +1

    Merry Christmas and happy Hannukah to you, too, Hank. You continuing to be an enthusiastic weirdo is the best gift SciShow could give.

  • @Anxietay
    @Anxietay 17 часов назад +13

    Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @cecivnsa
    @cecivnsa 17 часов назад +31

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 🎄

  • @saiynoq6745
    @saiynoq6745 16 часов назад +5

    Hank I can’t tell you how much I needed this video tonight haha

  • @cynhanrahan4012
    @cynhanrahan4012 14 часов назад +5

    Hank, you made my least favorite holiday really sooooooo much better. Oh, song by King Missile still available here on RUclips. And fwiw, I was a full grown woman in the 90s but did not hear this song until like 2008. On a video game. Even better holiday, Hank!

  • @JariDawnchild
    @JariDawnchild 16 часов назад +5

    Holy crap I thought human sex was weird lmao. A series of videos like this would be fun (to watch, though probably a pain to make).
    Happy holidays! 🎄

  • @RachelsSweetie
    @RachelsSweetie 15 часов назад +9

    I wonder why Hank used the euphemism "penis fencing" instead of the more scientific term "cock fighting".

  • @marieils
    @marieils 14 часов назад +3

    EXCELLENT content for Christmas dinner conversations 😂

  • @shara-leeroberts
    @shara-leeroberts 16 часов назад +4

    Very unique indeed. Mother nature be wilding 😂😂😂😊❤

  • @-Dwight-Schrute
    @-Dwight-Schrute 5 часов назад +3

    I got this notification at midnight on Christmas morning... thanks guys!

  • @benjaminforman8901
    @benjaminforman8901 15 часов назад +5

    This could possibly be the greatest series on SciShow. It has almost every element to attract the broadest demographic of viewers. "Scientifically" speaking.🧐🤓

  • @Th3Shrike
    @Th3Shrike 16 часов назад +6

    Christmas starting off strong

  • @petrifiedangel
    @petrifiedangel 16 часов назад +8

    on the contrary, i do have all day to listen to this sort of thing.

  • @joanhoffman3702
    @joanhoffman3702 15 часов назад +4

    Wow! If this is what you’re talking about at Christmas, how are you going to top it on Valentine’s Day? 😂

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 12 часов назад

      Depends on who wins the phallic jousting match, I guess

  • @n458xz
    @n458xz 16 часов назад +6

    As a kinkster the bar for "weird ways to have sex" is pretty high here lol. Bark! :3

  • @PLuMUK54
    @PLuMUK54 15 часов назад +4

    Only Hank could have presented this!

  • @benzell4
    @benzell4 16 часов назад +7

    So, “bumping uglies” is pervasive in nature? Who’d have thought?

  • @strifera
    @strifera 16 часов назад +9

    Merry Christmas!

  • @LegengaryOak
    @LegengaryOak 15 часов назад +6

    Midnight EST on Christmas Day. Hank knows exactly what he's doing.

  • @morsecodereviews1553
    @morsecodereviews1553 15 часов назад +2

    King Missile reference for the win😂😂

  • @MaximillianRobesphere
    @MaximillianRobesphere 16 часов назад +3

    Perfect for when the kids go to bed and it’s time to get a surprise gift for the kids 8 months later.

  • @rdapigleo
    @rdapigleo 14 часов назад +2

    I remember that song too Hank. It was as disturbing as it was hilarious 🤣 glad our species hangs onto our junk. 😊

  • @Adam1984_
    @Adam1984_ 15 часов назад +3

    Some of us know about anglerfish because of Hank's music.

  • @rpoerwanto
    @rpoerwanto 14 часов назад +2

    You are completely wrong, i have days and nights to listen to this kind of stuff.

  • @TonyTylerDraws
    @TonyTylerDraws 4 часа назад

    0:48 “I am not bound by such limitations” would be the -worst- best pickup line

  • @TheMcEwens419
    @TheMcEwens419 17 часов назад +4

    What a Xmas drop!!! Thanks!
    Edit* I didn’t know that about marsupials 😮

  • @walterpayton2120
    @walterpayton2120 14 часов назад +2

    Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

  • @BigLeggedEmma
    @BigLeggedEmma 16 часов назад +2

    Merry Christmas to Hank from a fellow Hoosier

  • @renansantos6533
    @renansantos6533 17 часов назад +4

    Merry Xmas 🎅🎅

  • @yaki_ebiko
    @yaki_ebiko 6 часов назад +1

    can we have a part 2 for those.that did not make the list....?
    because for sure I have all day I could listen to this.

  • @littledreamerrem7021
    @littledreamerrem7021 4 часа назад +2

    Merry Christmas, everyone. :)

  • @rentaspoon219
    @rentaspoon219 14 часов назад +2

    Merry Christmas everyone

  • @itsQuiffer
    @itsQuiffer 17 часов назад +6

    What’s better than 1 head? 4 heads….

  • @dylanmcvicker9503
    @dylanmcvicker9503 15 часов назад +1

    not even a minute in and i’m dying

  • @Neveko
    @Neveko 7 часов назад +1

    I can't believe you all published this on Christmas 😂

  • @venustoast618
    @venustoast618 9 часов назад +1

    Hank you are looking great man! Happy to see you doing good :D🎉

  • @Nachiebree
    @Nachiebree 7 часов назад +1

    Thank you Game Grumps Sonic Boom for teaching me about Knuckles

  • @Lee-xw7gf
    @Lee-xw7gf 17 часов назад +6

    30 sexonds ago is crazy

  • @TheGIGACapitalist
    @TheGIGACapitalist 16 часов назад +6

    Thankfully Scishow has decided not to feature any of its viewers in this video.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 12 часов назад

      I dunno.
      I've met a few clingy blokes and outright parasites in my time

  • @soniaschartup981
    @soniaschartup981 16 часов назад +4

    The first thing I want to see on Christmas.😅

  • @monicah3204
    @monicah3204 14 часов назад +1

    come on Hank IT’S CHRISTMAS 😂😂

  • @Shadow.Phantom.X
    @Shadow.Phantom.X 12 часов назад +2

    I didn't need to know about knuckles secret appendage >.

  • @baomao7243
    @baomao7243 16 часов назад +4

    …not a creature was stirring…
    …not even a … uh …
    i’m out !

  • @f0ren51c5candy
    @f0ren51c5candy 10 часов назад +1

    Thank you for this wonderful Christmas present

  • @faith0854
    @faith0854 15 часов назад +2

    IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!!

  • @MindMelding-t5e
    @MindMelding-t5e 16 часов назад +2

    The immune system might have stand down orders

  • @dracone4370
    @dracone4370 16 часов назад +1

    It could be fun to see another list, thus turning this into a series.
    It could also be fun to do some speculative evolution using creatures from Mythology, Lore, Legends, and Fairytales as the subjects; discussing their basic descriptions and then trying to explain how to recreate their physical traits and capabilities in nature, then follow up with explaining their abilities that can't be expressed purely physically as possible and why a creature would/could evolve in that direction. Granted, some creatures that can literally perform miracles or acts of magic might need a bit more hoop jumping than those that don't seem to have such qualities.

  • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
    @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 15 часов назад +2

    Of course this is what you decide to upload on Christmas ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)_⁠/⁠¯

  • @11030Steve-O
    @11030Steve-O 15 часов назад +1

    I once found a cassette tape of that song next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.

    • @xsietube
      @xsietube 11 часов назад

      If it pops up, let me know 🙃

  • @kroveris
    @kroveris 16 часов назад +3

    ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

  • @TazPessle
    @TazPessle 3 часа назад

    Finally, some good small talk for around the xmas table.

  • @Nutrafin-3D
    @Nutrafin-3D 16 часов назад +4

    I might sit this one out

  • @Swistopher1969
    @Swistopher1969 15 часов назад +2

    King Missile ! Great song

  • @PloverTechOfficial
    @PloverTechOfficial 11 часов назад +1

    Snails are my favourite, and it adds that they look cute anyway. But it’s a big + for being a hermaphrodite, that sole fact raises them on my opinion list by a significant margin.

  • @AllDayEDC
    @AllDayEDC 11 часов назад +1

    Merry christmas to all watching

  • @FatOrangeCat-kyti
    @FatOrangeCat-kyti 5 часов назад +1

    What a video to get on Christmas

  • @snpdrg0n
    @snpdrg0n 8 часов назад +1

    Best Christmas episode

  • @DarknessDCgs
    @DarknessDCgs 12 часов назад +1

    OK how long do we have to wait for part 2 😂

  • @Mengmoshu
    @Mengmoshu 2 часа назад

    I have been diligently laboring for years to make sure that younger people know about that King Missile song. It is a piece of culture that we can't afford to lose!

  • @pyklwheostanzan6901
    @pyklwheostanzan6901 15 часов назад +2

    i only giggled a few times, i swear! im mature enough for this! ;p

  • @asheswillfa11
    @asheswillfa11 16 часов назад +3

    Dr. Carin Bondar has a lot of info about sex in the natural world, even a book called wild sex.

  • @GirthCheck
    @GirthCheck 14 часов назад +1

    Wow, the worm video really spiraled, huh? 😂

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 16 часов назад +2

    fencing is crazy

  • @jamesharmer9293
    @jamesharmer9293 11 часов назад

    Just what I needed on Christmas morning !!!

  • @seagreen42
    @seagreen42 6 часов назад

    Favourite Christmas gift this year :)

  • @LogicalThinking-p2s
    @LogicalThinking-p2s 16 часов назад +2

    This episode would make logic to. Released doing Valentine's days

  • @ChristianMueller-tq8up
    @ChristianMueller-tq8up 30 минут назад

    Best Christmas special episode ever

  • @HappyCcinoYT
    @HappyCcinoYT 3 часа назад

    ♫ Some guy was selling it... He wanted $22, but I talked him down to $17... ♫ Never thought I'd hear this song referenced on youtube. Not only do I remember it... I still have it on my iPod. Big kudos!